Gold Flashback >>153429951
3:1 canada
babcock is the best canadian olympic coach of all time
>1980
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I celebrate Celebrini
mitchell marner has zero chemistry with the team
>>153432442Macklin is so fucking good
Guys I’m eating cantaloupe
Had a greasy Marner
this is macklin gretzky’s world, and we’re just livin in it
ya ya ya whens kopitar play again. the real work horse of the nhl
>1993
>>153432465Marner is getting rightfully bullied
canada makes the best twinks, simple as
>>153432428Rätoromanisch or whatever its called in english
manifesting a swiss goal
FLYHIGHFREEBIRDYEAAAAAAH
Olympic sex free for all taking it's toll on our reporter Emily, grim.
Damnit bobbeh
>>153432445>be Canadian>get shot
>throwing shit onto the iceThe swiss are fucking animals
>>153432530post the webm to scare away nu/hoc/
this nigga jarvis a diversity hire
Watching this game on mute now lol
>>153432428The fourth language they have is Romansch. Think like as another descendant of Latin that sounds Italian but it isn't when you hear/read long enough.
these swiss fans are not good for my tinnitus
They hate us cause they ain't us
>americans beating italian-americansit's like they are having their own derby
FLYHIGHFREEEEEBIRDYEAAAAAAH
i thought high sticking was a penalty
>>153432544>be tranny>shoot innocent people because mentally illmany such cases
>>153432570not under IIHF rules
>Swiss fans acting like chimpsShocking from a Jewish nation
he coulda took hischiers head off but let him off easy
Lmao what is Seth Jarvis doing on an Olympic team we don’t want any shitters
shorty baby!
Canacucks have never heard boos this loud. Based Swiss fans throwing bottles on the ice too. Makes me nostalgic for the old times when fans used to throw snus on the ice
The US women's team just scored on Italy while Italy had a power play
USA USA USA USA USA USA 5-0 LET'S GO USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>153432554Why are they like this?
Beat up the Canadian fans post game
Try getting mad about a game you actually have a chance in lol
Mcsissy has no killer instinct. Not champion material.
no call
>shitalymamma mia!
>>153432507romanch its pretty based
>>153432570It's okay when Canada does it.
imagine throwing beer on the ice when you could instead just drink it
>>153432596cause they don't cower to refs and will call out and act appropriately to bull shit
they're already dead, have some decency lol
>>153432578What's going on? Im watching the girls play
stick to throwing hits connor
Dirty Italy spics trying to injure our players
>shots 33-2>5-0>game barely half doneyeesh
first for draisaitl
How do we ban women?
>>153432608Wtf? How was this not called?
>>153432549>>153432564>>153432565>>153432578You're experience real (European) hockey supporter culture now, canacucks
>>153432608it was the PARALLAX EFFECTPARALLAXEFFECT
not enjoying the amount of mini breaks
What did the cameraman mean with focusing on the kid?
>first italian shot in 25 minutes
The Canadians are CHEATING at CURLING
>>153432608Should have gotten two for embellishment
>>153432643Maurician mind control
>>153432642Of course it's a sharks fan where did all these women and gay sharks fans come from?
>>153432657how do you cheat at curling
>>153432549swiss also eat cats and dogs unironically but nobody talks about the sins of the mountain jew
>>153432642force them to wear the half helmet or quit
>>153432608Bennett should be shot
>>153432642i love women :)
>>153432667>why is california so gay
marner is a useless self-serving retard
>>153432646real loud screeching culture more like
Hagel flopping
>>153432557
Starting to think the funny austrian painter was right about the swiss.
>>153432668fill your opponents stones with helium
>>153432668They touched the stone
>>153432667They came from the gay show
>Canadian refs not calling penalties>Canadian cheating scandal in curling
>>153432693god bless you anon
no one has a right to mention mcdrai except jack michaels
>>153432668Buddy got caught adjusting and the swedes called him for touching his stones
>>153432667four-nhl-team-in-bio crew mostly just uses the women's game for woke points
>>153432693haters will say its fake
>>153432593Or as we experts call it a shorthanded goal
canadians have got it pretty comfy ngl. they get to play hockey when young and spritely and drink beer and curling when you’re old and broken
>>153432693kek baced
>>153432643Canadian refs
>>153432693BOOBIES
Earlier this week I was super hungover from the SuperBowl and I was driving a work van at 5am and I thought I could make it to the warehouse but I genuinely couldn't so I had to pull over and drop a huge, runny, steaming Marner on the floor of the van, which I then scooped up into a shopping bag with napkins I had but then it stank like Marner in there so I had to dump a coffee onto the floor and sorta mop it up with paper towels
>>153432711that's just how they are...
>>153432667She's swedish
>>153432711First time I'm hearing about the curling thing. What happened?
DIRTY ITALIAN SPICS
>>153432642do they bodycheck yet
Which Canadian players are underperforming so far?
>>153432693SAAR! THANK YOU FOR POSTING OF BOBS! THANK YOU SAAR! THE NECESSARY WAS DO!
>>153432642I understand where they are coming from on some level, but this is pretty retarded in practice. For the Olympics, everyone refers to the men's hockey as "men's hockey" most of the time for clarity, in my experience. And in any context outside of the Olympics, men's hockey is so universally dominant and has been for so long that it's only expected that any other league is going to need to be specified or else people will assume you mean the league that accounts for 99% of viewership and interest.
>>153432753Some bullshit about Canadians touching the stones in a way you're not allowed to during the games. Curling is a sport that doesn't really have refs who observe the game and you can sneakily cheat through it like the Chinese do sometimes
>>153432748thats brutal
>>153432771did your girlfriend get mad at youis she jealous of emily kaplan's fat cans
they're straight up ignoring makar
Bros I lost might lighter now I can't smoke my weed
>>153432770Michael Campbell
does marner do anything, apart from ruin plays?
>marner immediately coughs it up
>>153432693Okay now this is awesome.
>>153432753It was just the swedes being autistic about the way the canadians were handling the rocks
>>153432770Makar
>>153432667Bettman taking the Canadian market for granted and stacking the NHL so talent and expansion goes to the US.
HIT THE POST WITH THE SHOT! OH MY!
>>153432799make tons of money
>>153432753Confrontation of sweden calling out can*dian's cheating: https://streamable.com/hjfujo
need the intermission quick about to drop a massive marner
>>153432797
mcdavid sacrificed everything to have zero finishing talent
>>153432820Wow that’s so blatent too
>>153432797crack houses still have stoves even
>>153432753Blatant cheating
>>153432820disgusting behavior
>>153432815SACHETS IT IN
>>153432820>confrontationoh look its another shitskin hating on leafs lmao
>>153432820You can't do that in curling, that's actually cheating.
>>153432797Last week i was digging in my couch looking for a lost lighter and i found 2 other lighters i didnt know were in there
>>153432820Those fuckin' dirty no good leafs!
>>153432773any sport that has a men's version shouldn't have a women's version. True equality isn't dividing anything by sex
>>153432693Why hasn't bettman implemented something like this for the commentators? This would truly grow the game
kendall coyne and cayla barnes are puck-sized
>Leafs ruin a gentleman's sport
>>153432753The Swedes had a meltie and the skip on Team Canada swore at them for being poor sports. Shit was pretty funny.
>>153432820Are you not allowed to touch it after release or after it's crossed the line? Also, is this actually not allowed or are the swedes being overdramatic?
>>153432877we invented this sportgo put on a tutu and play bandy, fruit
lmao they're even more embarrassing than the football team
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR ALSO DIRTY ITALIAN SPICS
>>153432882classic swedes
>>153432896nobody here knows the rules to curling.
>>153432901Lol
>>153432820>64% of the country is Indian>whites are now scamming as wellDisgusting, Trump should annex them already for their own good
is marner playing sore from being the designated hole?
josi did nothing wrong
Swiss SEETHING
fucking hell team usa just stole the rags unis. so damn lazy.
seeeeething
My stomach hurts
Is it still cool to carry around a Swiss pocket knife?
ITALY SEETHING
For their blatant disregard for IOC curling rules the Canadians are now BANNED from all remaining competition in all events.In light of this scandal we are cancelling the remaining men's hockey match and awarding the Gold to the United States of America seeing as they now have no competition.
Sanheim...
>>153432911no milly dilly
Canada cheating in curling earlier and now their hockey players are flopping against Switzerland to gain PP. What a disgrace.
Meeting of the clanettes
Lol canada lost at curling too
>>153432896Not allowed to touch it after release.
>>153432896it's literally nothing, swedes are loser crybabies
>>153432912>relax roomswtf
oh wow. that should be 5+20.
>rigging vs cheeselandgrim
>>153432750I, too, am a fan of the men's hockey team San Jose Sharks
>>153432646Acting like niggers is truly PEAK euro culture
>>1534329322 heaping scoops of ivermectin paste, stat (i recommend apple flavor)
>>153432423More 'roided up:>Tom Wilson >Sidney CrosbyThey're both walking pharmaceutical plants, but Wilson's gotta have Sid beat.
LMAO THAT HEADH FLOP fucking dirty jeets izzat farming
when did meltie become the trendy 6 7 word... talking ebonics in hockey?
>>153432693wtf is this real?
>>153432896swedes are still buck broken from their earlier loss to finland and still having a meltie.
two minutes, elbowing
what stops a team from chomping out and start systematically hurting their opponent?
>AAH THE AUDIENCE IS MAKING NOISE THIS IS SCARY>however cheating is perfectly fine
>>153432989jesus christ that's fucking weak.
>>153432989why are the suisse so barbaric?
>>153432966GO SHARKS!
>>153432833>be canada >cheat>still lose LOL
bitch marner getting his pockets picked by ahl'ers
>>153432982Holy shit.Boomers taking over /hoc/
The only "people" defending the Canadian curling team and their CHEATING are classless Canadians, imagine my shock.
>>153432991>what stops a team from chomping oumouthguards
>>153432820Uhhhhhh leafbros?? Our response!?
Canada (a winter country) has ZERO gold medals in the winter olympics by the way
marner has vodka in his water bottle
>>153432989called that one but let the one for the Swiss slide, blatant Garying going on here.
>>153433008we won THO
>>153433002>lights sparklers in your path
>>153432989Did he survive?
intermission needs to hurry because i have to drop a marner really soon
I don't give a fuck about curling.
>>153432989Yet Matthews get straight up drilled in the head and we get nothing.
>>153432946>>153432950One of you is not being truthful. But who?
>>153432991Tampa got fined millions for doing that in the preseason putting in their literal goon squad to just hurt other team's players instead of trying to play.
>>153433025no one fucking knows how curling works, it's just funny seeing them fighting
>celebustini
Della Rovere is dating a star MLB player, she can buy and sell these am*ricans
>leafs crying about whistlescmtsu
>>153432989Flopping, Canada a nation of cheaters.
>>153433042If there's smoke there's fire
>>153433058imagine being this buck broken by finland. kwab.
When I win the lottery im going to move to Zurich
in case you're just joining us, the swedes got BENT OVER by their superior neighbours suomi
>>153432820Great now everyone is gonna think curling is a joke and a farce
>>153433016>>153433008>>153432820Take your retarded frozen lawn bowling and make your own thread, clowns
The Swiss are way faster than the Leafs and it's not even close.
>>153433045it's bocce balls on ice
>>153432912That happens every Olympics and every week in college dorms. What do you think happens when you put a bunch of 20-somethings in a high stress competitive environment outside the prying eyes of their parents for one of the first times in their lives? They fuck.
>>153433060That saying doesn't apply here eslbro
pubes suitor?
>>153432989>toughest canadian
>>153433078>now
bel arrêt, thompson
Predict the next miscall by a ref. Going with phantom goalie interference.
these foul beasts are constantly spitting everywheredisgusting!
>>153433078Kek
>>153433051She's Canadian but no wonder Adames played like shit last year
>Canadian referee in a game with fucking Canada>Canadian players floppingWhat a farce.
makar humping every swissy he sees what a faggot
JFC this commentator for the Swiss-leaf game can literally not stop sucking Canadas dick
>>153433126Canada goal with blatant goalie interference, call on ice stands, switzerland shit their pants in unison
that Swiss nigger doing my Makar dirty
>>153433134they're helping to regenerate the ice
>>153433094>What do you think happens when you put a bunch of 20-somethings in a high stress competitive environment outside the prying eyes of their parents for one of the first times in their lives?I mostly just cried.
>>153433171:(
>>153433042If you touch the stone after the stone touches to line it's a violation and the canacucks did it several times.
just tuned in and it looks like the us women's team has more goals than italy has shots
sigh... i'm tired of winning oilsisters
>90% of the thread is seethe and copedo better, /hoc/.
>>153432820disgusting
>>153433200Are the Swiss okay? Wrestling is a summer Olympics sport.
>>153433200winner by pinfall - switzerland
cmon swiss I gots money on your victory ok
What do you expect, in the past they had to invent a new rule to stop Canadians from using brooms that ruined the sport
I think our gals are going to run up the score cuz they big mad at these Italian lasses
>>153433200Rape is NOT OKAY.
>>153433205And the San Jose Sharks have 1 player that has scored the opening goal of the Olympics for Team Canada and all 31 other teams have 0.Are they even trying? The future is teal.
>>153433197the fact you dont even know its called a hog line tells me everything about your knowledge of curling lmao
>>153433200>bringing the heel of his stick down like a knife bladeMilitia training definitely activated there
With the US being 6-0 against italy i've got to wonder if there's a mercy rule.
there are no good hockey olympic heroes anymore. finns should drag teemu selanne back out there for a boost
>>153433200what running out of magnum condoms does to an albertan bull
Now for the real question: who on team Canadian is the team comfort woman?
why the fuck did they just switch to some gay dude figure skating to his own monologue...
>>153433236Binland must be smoking dat good dank
>>153433277mitchell
>forcing me to watch figure skating during the intermission
>>153433264then Sweden needs to bring Peter Forsberg back as well
>>153433043it's not like our players will ever see the Olympics again, maybe a career ban I suppose
Figure skating is so fucking gay.
Is a 50 mg gummie a lot or should I just eat half? I don't want to get all paranoid and glued to my couch the rest of the day. I never really do edibles.
remember elvis stojko?
>>153433297with trudeau turning all the kids gay, would’ve thought they would have a ton of figure skaters
>>153433051are italians latinx
>>153433334i eat about a sixth of a 10mg gummy to help me sleep
>>15343333450mg is a lot. 25mg is good if you take them fairly often and want a decent high. Standard for lightweights is 10mg.
Is this that Heated Rivalry show?
skatertwink is worth 300 italian condoms
>>153433304lidstrom
Lmao what a choke
>>153433334eat the whole thing, Sally
>>153433334I'd say do half if you don't do them often
>>153433297Hockey itself is just an excuse for grown men to figure skate
>>153433334do half and wait awhile, if you feel in control do the rest
>>153433345Yeah. Remember Kurt Browning?
It's hecking over for Americans in male figure skating.
you dangle us citizenship in marner's face he beats everyone in figureskating
The absolute state of American figure skating
Absolutely insane that they use a canadian ref when Canada is playing. What the fuck are they thinking?
when wil nhl players start doing backflips?
>>153433334i do 1000mg minimum but im completely fucked by tolerance
>>15343333440-50mg is a starting dose.
>>153433440>>153433457What did I miss?
>>153433458Hockey is a side event 0.001% of the world population cares about.
KWABOTY
my nigga Quadgod assassinated?????
>>153433418That's not how weed works, retard. You take one dose and everything after is a waste.
>>153433334I take 900mg at once and get high for 18 hours
this guy is gonna get too high and freak out man. you evil fucks
lmao dude sucks, what a choke artist
>>153433514man slips on ice
more pandering to fujoshits fuck these niggas
why are all these faggots crying?
YAK SU MESH!
>>153433482Based
>>153433552/hoc/ will trip sit him.
>>153433458We're just that trustworthy
Is everyone in this thread a junkie?
hockey needs judges, refs aren't corrupt enough
Would absolutely destroy that american figure skater twink in bed. Am I the only one?
our dykes are the strongest
this twink is better than the us figure skater anyways
KAZAKHSTAN YES
Yankee twink fucked up
>>153433334depends on your typical exposure to ediblesfirst time or after a long tolerance break? you're going to be very high and while probably not paranoid definitely on your couch the rest of the day.half should give you a decent buzz
GO SHARKS!
>>153433345Saw him skate in December. Front row. Insane how much better he was than the rest of them at that tour
those Italian burgers look tasty
>>153433334I eat several of these everyday
>>153433334I took 1000mg by accident once. I got such a body high that I could feel my lungs filling up my chest cavity and I got out of bed to make sure all my doors and windows were locked (twice).
Yeah no, can you guys not encurage this guy to do so much weedI remember taking more than I should, and I was paranoid for 2 days. It was horrible.
>>153433609of course notI'd pound that any day
I'm looking through Hockey Canada's roster because it's clear that Sid and Wilson are HUGE steroid users, and McDavid is hopped up on a whole cocktail of shit.But, like, almost none of them have children.(Modern steroids sterilize users.)It's absolutely amazing that Canadian families literally sterilize their own kids in order to "win" at hockey.(Devon Toews is badass exception because he's a mennonite with 4 children.)
>>153433345For me? It was Elvis Grbac
I enjoy being sober but I don't enjoy being miserable and soberMoral of the story: coffee and cigarettes
>doing drugsISHUGDDT
>>153433345>>153433648He's from my hometown. Met him at the local rink when I was 8 years old.
>>153433673To be sure, American blacks and sports-obsessed families go the HGH route through puberty to trigger growth spurts.I'm sure that shit has all sorts of horomal side effects, too.But I think it's a safe bet that 3/4 of the Canadian roster is on the juice.
isnt that the guy with a black son?
This Schmid guy is doing a good job.
>>153433673Its a jewish ploy to prevent us from having too many white chads
>>153433749Tom Wilson's got a bunch of adopted kids.Don't know the race.But, I mean, Sid and Tom Wilson are just in Barry Bonds-tier obvious users.It's amazing that they're able to suppress any investigative journalism from breaking this shit.
I have a huge head and when I got a bad concussion there was something in the medical report about how that's not swelling, that's just a big ol brain
>6 minutes to God
>andrew ghetto>not from the ghettos
>>153433673So that's why McDavid looked insane in the recent photo
Swiss are much better than >us
oh fuck off with these magnets
swiss shooting gallery
what a pass to crosgod
>>153433859I really thought the Czechs were going to be better. There's still time with the play-ins, but very surprising.
Sidney Crosby has scored
SLAP ME SILLY, SIDNEY
>>153433871
ok marner which poster are you?
DIDNEY CORBSY>DIDNEY CORBSYDIDNEY CORBSY>DIDNEY CORBSYDIDNEY CORBSY>DIDNEY CORBSYDIDNEY CORBSY>DIDNEY CORBSY
Lol keep doing what you're best at swiss: being a doormat for every nation during a world conflict
Based Captain Canada
mcdavid jumping on celebrini on the bench
>swede poster says canada is a 1 line team
nice pass
>>153433907faggot
oh no marnerhaterbros
Dude how am I getting ads in the middle of play... wtf cbc
>>153433673>amerifemme sees a real man and assumes he must be juicedWhat do they put in the water over there to make all your men small and gay?
How has Hagel looked? Doesn’t seem to be getting much ice time.
>>153433909They know they're WAY slower than the Swiss and are just basically getting by on roids and having played 10,000 more hours of hockey in their lives.
4:1 canada
>>153433930I’m Canadian, I just live in the States.
>>153433942ITS OUR TIME[A MESSAGE FROM THE GOVERNMENT OF CARNEYDA]
>>153433909
>>153433953actually this aspect ratio looks more like 16:9
>>153433965what's bedard thinking right now?
i'm done with the cale makar experiment can we tape him to the bench
>>153433962as any canadian worth anything does. I was in LA last weekend and there were tons of canadians that just lived there.
>42-5 shotsjust cancel wahmens
>>153433943>childless, middle, aged men>expanding heads>Weird, unnatural skin texture>Incredible Hulk necks>muscles growing out of their foreheads>"Will do WHATEVER IT TAKES TO WIN!!!"take photos of Sid and Tom Wilson to any gymbro100/100 will confirm they're cycling
McDavid will finally win a Stanley Cup as a member of the San Jose Sharks.
>>153433978doing a tommen lannister
>>153433673Ok HIVan
kino
>>153433965he didn't want macky to fall out of the bench
crosby with a nearly garbage time goal to try to build his legacy, weak. celebrini, now he’s the guy for the next 3 olympic cycles. he will be a canadian GOAT, it is known
does anyone care about women hockey in the rest of the world or is it a made up gold medal for the USA?
>>153433995he doesn't go without alternate captain darnell nurse with him
>>153433990I’d make a third of what I do if I still lived in Canada. Plus I’d pay way more taxes and it would all go to importing more Indians.
>>153434004the pride of nova scotia
>>153434006Only has two more mickey mouse games and he's falling below a point per period already
>>153434016canada cares, they're just bad at it presently
>>153433993lmao you don't know anything about steroids
>>153433993Buddy is a fuckin expert on every small detail of a mans body. Alright, Doc.
>>153434011>the most dangerous lead is garbage time ok pucklet
People really think Bill Guerin's goon squad has a chance against this team?
>>153434016I care a bit, I like hockey. But obviously Sweden has no chance in that game as it is, maybe in the future the sport will grow in more countries.
Big dick /cric/Small cock /hoc/It rhymes so you know it's true
macklin you goddamn GOONstill luv ya
let's go CAHN NAH DAH
>>153434027My parents are both Canadian citizens so I am also part of that
Swiss Jews getting all the calls from the Ref JewsVery sad
>>153434050Wrong, it actually goes:Big cock /hoc/Small dick /cric/
nice pass marnie
BUM MOTHERFUCKER
>>153434050>Small dick /cric/>Big cock /hoc/i flipped the script on you, bong
>>153433993>ovechkin breaks his leg>comes back faster than projected and increases his scoring rate beyond anything he had done in the previous couple yearsOk
lmao how does stone get a breakaway, especially on a pk
let’s see a gordie hat trick
>>153434016Does anyone care about women football? Obviously not.
stone is so slowthe puns right themselves
>>153434016canada cares but their team is old. I would figure a lot of girls who are good athletes and play every sport just get shunted out of hockey really young because of the costs, especially outside of north america
>>153434050/hoc/ is a lock/cric/ is a prickRemember that when considering who's a friend
>>153434088Some things get reinforced when regrowing after a breakage.
Nathan MacKinnon has scored
Smh Mac is an empty net merchant
ANOTHER MCJESUS POINT
kekscreech about that you screechers
Stick to being international Jews, Swiss-friends
well, luck plays a part
>>153434088what doesn't kill you makes you stronger
it may be over
et le buuuut, mackinnon!
+9>+9+9>+9+9>+9
>>153434138He got a zenkai boost
>>153434038loloktell us how Barry Bonds and Lance Armstrong were "all natty" and I'm more likely to believe you claiming that Sidney Crosby isn't the most juiced up athlete in North America
*bites apple*heh, unlucky..
>sui get a pp>can get a goal as soon as the pp endsWhy does this keep happening?
>John Cooper has found somethingPutting McDavid, MacKinnon, and Celebrini on a line together is effective?! Only a genius could have figured that one out.
Indian Canadians are painting their faces at the Olympics, whites need to step up their game
it’d be 5-0 if babcock were coaching
>make a save on Mcdavid and give a rebound>Mackinnon and Celebrini are there for itThis team is so stacked its comical
5:1 canada
>>153434112couple lefts too
>>153434043The Swiss are unsarcastically skating circles around Canada.Canada's just got more finishing and playmaking experience.In terms of athletes, the Swiss has got Canada beat, handily.
>>153434159speed kills? who woulda thunk it.
>>153434159Calm down
Some Canadians I assume are good people
>>153434159Chemistry though. We got fucked in Turin because we sent superstars instead of role players.
there hasn't been a SINGLE medkit in this entire thread, sad
>>153434195you idiot
>>153434159Genius level coaching. Bravo
>>153434088>the country obsessed with battle and military prowess produced a real saiyanebin
>>153434178I hate McDavid so much
>>153434187>speedIs anybody watching this or are you just repeating shit that Frank Serevelli says in podcast.Switzerland is, plainly, faster, quicker, and more athletic than Canada.Canada's just got more actual hockey play experience.
So globohomo gave permission for canacucks to heem the mountain jews?
>>153434180Swiss always seems to be incredibly fast in every international tourney. Doesn't mean all that much if they can't finish.
>>153434201Noted superstar Kris Draper and noted roleplayer Sidney Crosby for example
>all the small things playingbased
>>153434202it was a suisse that found matti
>>153434180>juiced up GIs are more athletic but less skilled at hockey than regular guys who just like the sportThe soviets learned this the hard way back in 72
I love how seriously we take this tournament, the ultimate tryhards
>>153434154Look up Marty St. Louis. His legs are still beefed up even when he's now a hockey coach as he still trains at the ripe age of 50.
>>153434195Wrong.
This is like watching God Allah and Zeus smite a small village of goat herders
>>153434045>maybe in the future the sport will grow in more countries.Sports in general are in decline, audiences are more volatile and less captive, I doubt hockey in particular could be more popular in the future.
>>153434219>he needs permission
Canada Slovakia USA is set in stone
These womens hockey simps are relentless
>>153434219Yep, this is a political war as much as sports
no they're not, mike lol
>>153434195Just those from Cape Breton. The rest are retards and jeets.
>>153434252I swear to god someone has to be writing these for him
>>153434252what a fucking retard lmfao
>>153434249you idiot!!!
Switzerland is more of a watch making country anyways
>>153434187Crazy>>153434189I’m just having a little fun. I like Cooper.>>153434201True. And putting Crosby with Iginla and Staal was key in Vancouver, even though Iggy the started the tournament on the 4th Line. But these three guys on our top line now are pretty damn incredible
>>153434268and they probably post in /hoc/ too
>>153434088And? Jeetnadians aren't on roids because russians are on roids, too?
>>153434252based Trump with the truth nuke
>>153434280famous islanders fan kash patel
>>153434252not even a good fake
>>153434252In my heart I believe this is real
>>153434252
>>153434234St. Louis is retired.He can do all the juice he wants, like Rod the Bod.It's the fact that half of Hockey Canada is juiced up NOW that's noteworthy.
>>153434281If everyone was on roids then buddy being juiced wouldn't put him so far ahead of the rest. When everyone is juiced, nobody is.
>>153434252grok, write a trump shitpost about canadians and curling
>>153434247leaves always obey globohomo
>>153434268>>153434269Do you believe everything you see on the internet?
>>153434252Fake
>>153434290
>>153434221My exact thought >>153434201 is a retard
how did the canadians cheat at curling? what happened?
>>153434305Americans, of all the countries in the world, complaining about steroid use is just comedy.
>>153434252>actually reading Trump's "Truth Social" ramblingsthis Boomer lost his brain, like, 5 years ago and nobody reads any of that shit
>>153434335fingerbanged a stone after letting it go
Czech just got murdered
Masterclass assassination by Wilson.
>>153434335>people here know the rules to curlingjej
Who killed the Swiss guy
didn't fiala break his leg a few years ago?
big body wilson making his presence known
>>153434335They beat the swedes
>>153434221>>153434325Star power alone doesn't win. This isn't basketball.
Jesus is he fucking paralyzed?
>>153434335They touched the rock they are allowed to touch after letting it go which apparently means they aren’t allowed to touch it again even though it was still before the green line.
attempted murder on the ice
Bets on broken femur?
what if they drop the stretcher like they did with modano?
SHOW THE REPLAY PUSSIES
Cost of doing business
>>153434308Well I happen to think the NHL is full of juiced players
Tom Wilson slew footed him. Lol.
What the fuck happened?
SHOW THE REPLAY YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS I HATE THIS BULLSHIT
Gotta hand it to the swiss, their bodies broke before their spirits
>>153434340>Actually believing everything he sees on the Internet You're the type of guy to take a news headline at face value
>cheating and killing niggasyeah we're evilmaxxing now
>>153434352Well, you seem to know the rules. So please, inform us how curling works.
Give us the replay you cowards
God I love Wilson so much bros
damn they have 7 dudes on the medical crew in fancy outfits with their gear
only oldfags will remember this gem
Chat did someone clip it?
>>153434252>they have no FAILED on their Olympics, just like they have FAILED in there plans to oppose the great UNITED STATES and your favorite President!
>>153434166You will never see a more patriotic canadian than one thats on Generation 3. It is never not funny hearing them speak with the same accent my dad has.
Has he moved his lower body at all?
gary is NOT going to like this
>>153434337We're watching Hockey Canada players juiced up in plain view of the world.Who on Team USA is even REMOTELY close to Sidney Crosby, Tom Wilson, or Connor McDavid tweaking out, eyelids twitching like a crackhead on the bench?Just brag about it instead of hiding it.
>>153434394Canada is fucking BACK
>>153434373i hope not
Fialia got hurt because he turned his back to a hit, like retarded pussy euros always do.
LEG BREAKER!!!
>trip >opponent breaks his ankle
didn't look that badhopefully it's just a sprain
>>153434335Magnets
didnt fiala break his leg in the cup final back in nashville
>>153434419It looked like they all ran into eachother on a line change and Wilson fell on him.
for a second i thought a mild sissy was hurt but then i remember he plays on the kongs
Fialia dies of butthurt.
>Tough breakAnson Carter you have no shame
>>153434440Because he turned his back to an incoming hit instead of just taking it like you are supposed to
I was talking on the phone and I missed it. What happened to Fiala?
>breaks a leg>no pen
>not only are they down 4, but a good player probably broke his anklethat’s so ass
>>153434462He dieded
Gary activated the leg-breaking mechanism that was surgically implanted in Fiala's leg before the tournament.
>>153434465what would you call there, princess?
NO PENALTY
>>153434453that is a disgusting act by tom wilson, and we apologize
Why is Wilson such a nigger?
>>153434462Looks like he snapped his leg sideways
>>153434453Yep. Typical euro pussy puck.
Kevin Femerala
>>153434434Their legs got tangled and he fell one way while his skate had its edge dug into the ice the other direction. If he's lucky it's a dislocated knee, if he's unlucky it's a fracture somewhere between the kneecap and the ankle.
>>153434456LOLDid he really?
fuck canada
>>153434462>>153434453got his leg bent the wrong way after a hit from Tom Wilson.
bummer way to end the game
medic...
>>153434473A normal 2 minute penalty at the minimum
>>153434483Eurosississ mogged by North American kings
>>153434453>>153434467>>153434482>>153434495F> How many brothers fell victim to the streets?>Rest in peace, young nigga, there's a heaven for a G
that's what wilson is there for
>>153434491
>>153434496Not our player
>>153434500for what though, there was nothing to call
>>153434500A penalty for getting butt checked into the boards?
>>153434453horse collar. 5 minutes and a game misconduct
very quiet
Damn that was quickk
Someone else needs to bake the next thread
>>153434510still sucks
>suisse shoved down canadian onto the ice>20 seconds later whistles going crazy seems like the canadian retaliated for the hit in the back
First curling and now this. We disappointed the world today, Canada bros...
This is going to get in Team Canada's heads. USA is going to rough them up.
you can only reply to this post if your nation has won 12 consecutive international games. not so fast swedsissies.
>>153434528I can't be bothered desu senpai
GGs Swaziland
>preddit defending wilsonYeah that was an egregious play
>>153434505>that's what wilson is there forwrecking weal legged pussies
>>153434513>>153434518Reckless tackle? I don't know, Swedish commentators thought it should have been a pen and I trust them more than you
new>>153434567>>153434567>>153434567
Wait...Canada are the bad guys? Dark Leaf?
New w/dubs>>153434566>>153434566>>153434566
GARY WILL NOT ALLOW NHL PLAYERS IN THE OLYMPICS ANYMORE BECAUSE OF THIS INJURY
>>153434478Roid rage.
>>153434571So you're saying you don't know hockey, and apparently sweden commentators don't either. There wasn't anything they could have called. Wilson went in to throw a light hit, they got tangled up and fell together. There is no such thing as a reckless tackle penalty like what? You don't just make up new penalties on the spot.
>>153434571>the replay showed Wilson fall down and then Fiala’s skates got caught in a certain way and pulled in an outward direction as a resultYes, I trust those guys. Falling down is evil and cannot be tolerated.
>>153432549Kek
>>153432668AND THEY LOST WHEEEEZEEE
