Why does Canada get to cheat?And why are they so rude and unsportsmanlike when they blatantly violate the rules? You don't touch the stone.
*touches the stone*
MOMMY!!! DADDY!!!TWO MOLECULES OF HIS FINGER BRUSHED UP AGAINST THE STONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how is this allowed?
>>153433455>please ignore i got btfo by my arch enemy finlandKWAB
>>153433611only if you are a Canadian
>>153433592>we cheated just a little bit
we can get away with it because we're based.
>canadians >politePick 1>>>/wsg/6092118
Disgusting. Thank god we already took one gold from them in curling (it's their national sport now that USA dominates hockey)
>>153433455>he actually made another thread to complain inSweds won’t even fight this hard for their own country.
>>153433592Anything above zero molecules is cheating so yes, this
Zero golds, please sit down eskiniggers and shut up when goldnations are talking
>>153433839>tf>tp
you know what..? call the fucking police.call em if it's such a crime.
This is my 9/11
>>153433987its anuddah shoah
How much negative izzat will this cause, honorable sirs!?
>>153435074Did Canada get gold? If not, negative thirteen.
>>153433592i don't really warch curlingdon't they have var sinson for shit like this ?
I hope the next terror attack is in quebec... the french and canadians destroy everything good in this world
It doesn’t matter if he touched before it passed the green line
What does canada even do? Hardly any impact on the worldstage in science, in politics and winter olympics.They are on par with india
>>153435239You can only touch the handle, never the rock itself.
>>153433455So much for Canada being the most polite country. That dude was coked out or roid raging. He got unreasonably angry at the accusation.
>>153435292> What does canada even do?1) They are India.2) Curling and hockey - it's all that's left for the remnant white population.
>a sport pregnant women playnot a sport
>>153435583>whitethey are eski french rapebabies. their history is nothing to be proud of, hopefully you will nuke that irrelevant nation
>>153433957I wonder where you got that idea from
>>153435583I've seen Canada beat your country in hockey, basketball and soccer over the past two years
>>153433611curling is not a sport, it is a hobby for wealthy people and their children. the only reason anyone watches is because of the cute women.
>>153435632>Cute women>Masculine white girls
>>153435624>Canada>beating anyone at hockey
>>153435583>They are India.Said the country where statistically 1 in 3 people are either black or mexican
>>153435624>t. couldn't beat denmark
>>153435639You literally haven't won a gold medal in 46 years in the sport
it's always the ones that pretend to be nice blokes
>>153435624your team hasnt won a cup in your lifetime
>>153433455this has been debunked by electrostatic repulsion
>>153435668>1976 Canada Cup>1984 Canada Cup>1987 Canada Cup>1991 Canada Cup
>>153435668This is the saddest cope post I’ve ever seen, and I am the originator of /cfb/.
>>153435710>Knows nothing about the sport>Shares his opinion >>153435711There's nothing there that's coping. It's just plain facts
>>153433592stfu you dishonorable cheating fraud
>>153433455I'm glad the rest of the world is waking up to the fact that Canadians are not in any way shape or form 'polite'. The most insecure, passive aggressive people with the biggest chip on their shoulder you'll ever meet.
>>153435598The scrubbers or brushers or whatever they're called burn 1500 calories per end, or something like that. That's what the BBC said anyway.
>>153435892>or something
>>153435874Anyone who follows hockey already knew this decades ago. The ”friendly kind canadian” schtick only exists in liberal american series and movies
>>153435882>immediately proves my point
>>153435892Why don't we just prescribe curling to fat people instead of ozempic?
>>153435882You're the same shit as us lil bro
Is 2 bros touching stones gay?
>>153436303it's only gay if the brooms touch
>>153435882Lmao
>>153435851
>>153436854KEK
>>153436854Why is this painting a meme? Did I miss something
>>153436854>Hand of God 2
how can he touch
>>153436854You should have the stone being touched
>>153435239Weird how leafs don't understand their own ice sports.
>>153435882Lol
>>153435668it's a literal meme sport, only 5 countries on earth care about it
>>153435892WHAT A BIG FAT LIE
>>153433455HES A FRAUD A FRAAAUUUUD
Canada makes me sick
>>153435958where is the profit in curing a disease for free!?
>>153436854>touching the handleImagine crossing the border just to make this post.
>>153433455So much for the "self arbitration, the "exemplarity of this noble sport", the "spirit of curling", LMAO.I would enforce the VAR in this joke of a sport to bring them back down to earth.
>>153439444Checked, but it's at least partially true. I may have got some of the details wrong, maybe even the event, but the BBC did mention burning calories.
@grok How does a snowy nation of 41 million people have zero golds at the Winter Olympics?
>>153441134They were talking about the calories being burned in the Jamaican bobsled team house.
Curling is fucking gay who cares
>>153433455confirmed
>>153435851the most exciting thing to happen to curling ever
>>153435851P A R R A L L A XARRALLAX
>>153435851Disgraceful act. Truly a monstrous people, these Canadians.
The cheater is from Alberta. They are known for their childlike behaviour due to the fact canada wide statistically they have the smallest dicks. So they become what they aren't.
>>153443936This was debunked btw
>>153433455Canada is following in the footsteps of their Indian overlords. Cheating and scamming whenever possible
>>153444187Yeah it's sad. Cheating at curling and denying it of all things. Very pajeet behaviour
He never touched it. He was pointing it to where he wanted it to go. It's just a fun ritual he does.
My issue with this cocksucker is the way he responded, like a total faggot would. On the world stage and behaving like that, what the fuck.
>>153435655And thats based af. Whiteoids btfo like the loser faggots they are
If you never get caught cheating, you haven't tried hard enough.
It's obvious that faggot has done it before. Every time you call out faggots they always deny it strongly
>>153433455lmao, so what happens now?
The BBC in London have just announced that the World Curling body are sending people to observe the releases, and they confirmed that touching the stone after the initial release is against the rules and the stone should be removed from play.
>>153445849All out land war between Canada and Sweden
>>153445849Canada got an official warning for the use of profanities and observers are going to check the releases from now on.
>>153445909Canada don't have a chance
>>153445909Now they will understand the importance of controlling Greenland.
>>153445548Fucking leafsI hope Trump invades them
I apologize on behalf of my countrymen, you should never cheat, but if you do try putting magnets in the rock. Also once you get caught cheating, especially when there is video, admit you fucked up.
>Touchstone>GoldThis isn't Klondike
>>153448511On the television, people who know what they're talking about are saying that even though it's against the rules, prodding the stone like that will make little or no difference, so why are they doing it? Why continue to do it when they know it's now attracting scrutiny?
>barely grazed the stone with his fingerRetards don't know anything about curling thinking it makes any difference. Sweeping the ice is wayy more effective
>>153449088just don't touch the stone how fucking hard is that?
>>153449088Then why act like a cunt about it? They could have just acknowledged and apologized for what they did and nobody would have cared, instead they answered by denying everything, yelling obscenities, and even accused the Swedish team of cheating.
>>153449088>The more I argued with them, the better I came to know their dialectic. First they counted on the stupidity of their adversary, and then, when there was no other way out, they themselves simply played stupid. If all this didn't help, they pretended not to understand, or, if challenged, they changed the subject in a hurry, quoted platitudes which, if you accepted them, they immediately related to entirely different matters, and then, if again attacked, gave ground and pretended not to know exactly what you were talking about. Whenever you tried to attack one of these apostles, your hand closed on a jelly-like slime which divided up and poured through your fingers, but in the next moment collected again. But if you really struck one of these fellows so telling a blow that, observed by the audience, he couldn't help but agree, and if you believed that this had taken you at least one step forward, your amazement was great the next day. The Leaf had not the slightest recollection of the day before, he rattled off his same old nonsense as though nothing at all had happened, and, if indignantly challenged, affected amazement; he couldn't remember a thing, except that he had proved the correctness of his assertions the previous day. Sometimes I stood there thunderstruck. I didn't know what to be more amazed at: the agility of their tongues or their virtuosity at lying. Gradually I began to hate them.
>>153449088no touchy
Indian izzat is running off on them.
>>153433592Canadians are such honorless feminine cucks it’s unreal
>>153449088CHEATERS GONNA CHEAT H E A T ER S G O N N A C H E A T
>>153449088The only good thing to come out of canada is an empty bus
>>153449088Canada, where everyday phrases such as "homo milk" "toonie" and "gonch" are considered normal.Canada truly is the land of cucks who like being ruled over
Just. Can't. Stop. Cheating.
Canadians are just nothing but izzat cheaters.
>>153433455
>>153449366If the officials are negligent in enforcing the rules the next obvious step is to enforce them yourself.
Our superiority seems to make others seethe
>>153449863this is going too far now
>>153449941It's true. No one cheats like a canadian
>>153449941How many gold medals has Canada won so far?
>>153450145Not only has canada won ZERO gold medals, they are not even in the Top10 in the medal race.
>>153450192wow, that's humiliating I'm so glad I'm not canadian
leafjeets absolutely humiliated kekeven macacos got a gold before them
>>153450256And Kazakhstan
>>153450256Australia has an olympic team a quarter the size of Canada's, and they have three golds to Canada's ZERO, like it doesn't even snow in Australia lmao
>>153450376
>>153449633>Canada, where everyday phrases such as "homo milk"I looked this up and it's trueKWAB
>>153450545it's what we call milk imported from the US hehe
>>153433455Can't nada are spiritual chinks (who also cheats).
TRVMP....annex these furtrapper infidels....
>>153449633Don’t diss the gonch fucktard
A fucking leaf
>>153433455So I don't understand curling.What advantage he got with that fingering of the stone?
>>153456230
>>153433611Because the official who knows way more than all the retards on 4chan combined made the call that it didnt affect the play.Nothing against sweden but they were down bad in curling and decided to throw a little hissy fit after the official told him it didn't affect the game so he took out his frustration on our guy. Whatever. Probably shouldn't tell him to fuck off but the Olympics is always better with a little drama.
>>153456584>why wont you let us cheat???>it literally doesnt matter just let us cheat!!!Starting to see what Trump was talking about regarding Canada
>>153456659But they did let them. Because it didnt matter.
>>153456685Your women did the same thing earlier today and they didn't get away with it. It's hardwired in the Canadian DNA to be a dirty cheat. Both men and women.
>>153456722Different situation, different decision. Makes sense. If the official decided it was actually cheating then kick them out, if not then dont take your anger out on the player.
>>153456797They should, but they won't, because they're pussies and have to dick suck Canada off because of how big of a nation they are in the curling world. Can't offend the crybullies. It's pathetic.
>>153450542Is an kangaroo a athlete?
Canada won't be an independent nation in the next Olympics anyways
>>153433455QQ
>>153449088PLEASE SIR RESPECT THE DESIGNATED STONE TOUCHING AREADO NOT REDEEM OUTSIDE THE DESIGNATED STONE TOUCHING AREAI INTIMATE YOU SIR, DO NOT DO THE TOUCH
>>153456839They make for great boxers
>>153433592> WE DIDN'T CHEAT REEE> *look at video*> ok we cheated SO WHATAll of this in world vision, during the Olympics Oof
>>153444384This really. If he just shrugged his shoulder and pretended to not hear/understand what the Swedish guy was saying, it would have been way better.But instead he acted like he was in his local pub surrounded by drunkards. There's cameras everywhere, it's the damn Olympics, behave ffs
>>153449633> look it up> it's true
We're a nation of passive agressive, smug, pedantic loser faggots. Kinda like Brits and Minnesotans.
>>153458004the eternal anglo
>>153457969That's a rare carton. They usually buy milk in bags and have containers at home to put the bags in.
>>153435874termonuclear TRVKE
if you follow curling at all, you'd know the swede is pic related
>>153433455Those aren't Canadians, they're Albertans. Alberta is Canada's Donbass region they are fifth column American traitors. Big surprise they are piece of shit human beings
>>153460191>t. lazy bone
>>153433455Lol
>>153460285the real canadians are in the big cities. you can identify them by their brown and yellow skin
>>153435632thats every winter olympic sport
>>153460515our big cities are not really comparable to american ones where all the whites fled to the suburbs and left the urban core to rot away with low income non white ghettos. It's kinda the opposite here where the brown people commute from the suburbs into the city to work, while the whites actually live in the downtown core because they can afford to.
Nothing brings me more joy than knowing that being a canuck from alberta is like being a russian
>>153449088touching with non-insignificant force like he did means something for the stones lateral position many meters further down. And i think this stone turned out to be a perfect stone.
test
>>153456584lmaosimping over refs has to be the final stage of copium
>>153433455>europeans upset over shit I don't care about
I will save you faggots one day, and I won't want to. You'll embrace me as your savior, and I wont want a fucking thing to do with you lol
>>153433455>ERA
>>153433455>imagine cheating at curling
>>153435292Its literally a modern colony. They are trapped in a artificially inflated housing market and have to work in the mines or tree plantations to pay it off.
>>153450595>chinksNot anymore, saar.
>>153433455The canadian w*men did it again against SwitzerlandUmp caught it and told them the stone had to be removed and the whole leaf team tried to gaslight them like "I never did this in my life"https://www.instagram.com/p/DUwGxKBjIp6/
>>153463830good post
>>153463926>Save ushow, by bring this shit into every single city we have?
