>quad-go-ACK! KWAB
>>153433468kek it really do be like that tho
NEW KWABOTY
>>153433468good this "sport" is fucking gay
USA choking bad this Olympics
IS HTIS THE OFFICIAL LAUGH AT MALININ THREAD
>>153433561Tony won>>153433468kek
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
KWABOAT
>>153433468what does he do?
>>153433624We've never been good at winter olympics
>>153433468>>153433704Amerifalls
what happened? did he fall or something?
the condition of the ice was awful. same with the superpipe, same with the hockey rink, same with luge. the fucking italians can never be trusted.
>>153433468>skates to the sound of his own voice>does absolutely shit
>>153433468KWAB GOD
>>153433693Bitch of the year means MVP in figure skating though
>>153433739t. truth social user
>>153433739Cope & seethe
>>153433624Medal count is actually pretty good at this point but this was a major choke
>>153433753Still Vonn
Literal old dude analyst crying on NBC right now kekand telling us to tune in at 8 pm to relive the humiliation ritual
reminder that he also fell at the team event. he had to be carried by his teammates.
and NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>153433468more like choke god lmao
>>153433739>ICE was the problemseemed pretti good for the others tho
All that hype only to be beaten by borat
>>153433737first mistake was a 4 loop spin attempt turning into a 1 loopThen literally 3 KWAB falls onto the ice that no Olympian should do
>>153433737he fell on two, and bailed on some of the others and did lesser rotations.
>>153433789greek 90 year old commentator was also cryin and only talking about him instead of the winner
That face of absolute despair when he came off the ice. The actual screams of terror from his fangirls when he got 8th. Oh I'm diamonds.
>>153433468weakmind
I feel bad for himat least he has the team gold
>>153433824old traditions never die kek
>>153433468KEEEEEKEUROJAPAN SPORTSTAY DOWN AMERIFAT
>>153433468where's the reddit thread-anon? i wanna see what they're saying now
kek can't wait for the american hapa zoomer to get BTFO too
he'll be backnathan chen got humbled just like this
You are laughing now but you won’t be laughing at the next Olympics when he returns
>>153433468KWABKWABKWAB
FUCK AMERICA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>153433735Is it just me or does his heel sink into the ice like it’s wet cake, stopping the landing skate dead.
>>153433737landed his 4F beautifully, then choked out on rotations on his literal next jump, landing just 1A.He then proceeds to choke his 4Lz, underrotates the following 2Lo. Chokes his 4Lz again, can't land a combination off it. Pulls of a decent 4T-E-3F. Then chokes AGAIN and falls on a 2S (lmao). He pulls the Bonaly Flip again (if this was a rated jump it'd be -2 GoE at least).The rest doesn't really matter.
Americans have disappeared after shilling this fraud KEK
>>153433778Personally, if the US can upset Canada in Men's hockey then I don't give a fuck if we win another gold.
>>153433468>>153433735God how much I want him to fall on my dick
>>153433739trvke
so is it (literally) over for him this Olympics? No more skating? Or can he be redeemed?
De kluts kwijt... totaal...
>>153433888What's the shelf life like on these twinks? Figure skating wise
He'll be sucking off truck drivers under an overpass after his funding gets cuts over this
>>153433948Unless he can sneak into women's or convince someone to drop out of pairs, he's done.
PRESSURE LOOKINGDOWNON METhat’s the biggest sporting upset of this year and we are not even into march!My wholen ice skating family is speechless :O
>>153433868she's right btw
>>153433949KOLAPS KATASTROF
>>153433966He's got one, maybe two more olympics in him. Unless he chokes a backflip somewhere and breaks his neck lmao
>>153433468I think he is a major perfectionist all his life so when he blew that first trick it affected his mental so much. He was in total disbelief that his body wasn't working and was off timing. Especially since he is so #1 in the sport usually. They said he could have beaten everyone by at least 30 so losing out on 70 he could have gotten was so insane. Not sure if he just switched to triples from quads if he could at least cruise to Bronze.
>>153433979THIS, my sister run to her room and smashed the door behind her sobbing
>>153433949Hij sneed me af
kazakhstan number ONE exporter of potassium
kino anthem
>quad godmore like quad on yeh bike.
>>153433739Even if that was the case, the superior sportsman would (and did) adapt to the conditions.
>>153433739excuses excuses
ICE causes another American (twink) deathVery sad
>>153434030kwab god
>>153434010This might be kidding but people were crying at my bar I work at this is the worst thing that has happened to this country for a long time, like things are bad blah blah but there hasn't been a real EVENT that felt this bad for years. Everyone is devastated.
>>153433929If USA mens hockey wins gold then the rest of the events wont even matterIf USA mens hockey doesnt win gold then the rest of the events wont even matter
We don't even care about this gay fucking sport. Continue being irrelevant and seething at us
>>153433468He failed to become Hanyu.
>>153433929We brought our best team ever and it might not matter because of Canada's GODsquad but we'll see
>>153434067>there hasn't been a real EVENT that felt this bad for years
>>153434137Hanyu and Ilia aren't even remotely comparable.
>>153434067I get the sentiment. You can say getting bummed out or feeling elated due to sports (someone else doing something) is dumb, but whatever. In the end, athletes representing their countries and carrying their countrymen's feelings is something that's been done for thousands of years. There must be something primal about it.
Crying screaming throwing up
still Lindsey
>>153433739das rite, we rigged the ice so that *checks notes" grorious kazakhstan would win.we were promised an unlimited supply of potassium
>>153434067is heeven american or just a naturalized citizen?
>>153434010Go and console her with your ****
USAUSAUSAAHAHAHAHA
THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP
>>153434266Born in the US to Russian immigrants
>>153433561still vince
Italians can't maintain ice, it was in terrible condition
>>153433468we need to restart the event. this is BULLSHIT
>>153434067>americans cry over figure skating
>>153434199start doing this
>>153433468I CAN’T QUAD
I called this.
>>153434266yes, he's actually american, his parents moved there before he was born
>>153434562psychotic jinx prophet
>>153434562>Kamila Valievaprettier now than when she was a ToT, a rare glow up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_cYQ8WPcCc
>>153434562based IOC judge
>>153434562>sunday Anon what stocks should I short?
>>153434371'fraid so
>such a fuck up people are now calling for quad ban LMAO
>>153433888He won't be back he's going to be posting cuckbait on /r9k/ by the end of the week.
>>153435137Unfortunately all I know is skate
Good. Maybe they'll stop spamming this gay sport and this faggot pretending like anyone outside of skating even knows who kwabGod is.
>>153435137You can just short skating itself loljk not even Polymarket wants to touch this shit https://polymarket.com/search?_q=figure-skating
>>153433735>>153433737Looking at it a bit closer it does appear as though the back of the blade gets caught on something. He didn't really lose his balance but he got stuck in the ice. And to be fair a whole bunch of skaters were falling. It seems a bit abnormal honestly.
I don't care much about this but had it on because of mom. A bunch of the skaters fell. Might sound like cope but I would check the ice quality for future events.
>>153435359It’s cope, the two best male skaters after Ilia were the Japs and they both medaled as expected. If it was the ice it would be a whole shit showHe just collapsed
>>153435359Skaters always fall, jumps are hard.
>>153433949alles is klaar voor de gangbang
>>153435406quad cuck is in the cuck chair tonight
>>153435382This is what happens when you just refresh the medal standings to shitpost. Both of them fell multiple times the same way too.
>>153433685Imagine getting laughed at by a Finn.Ameribros, I…
>>153435422>the same wayTheir chokes were different.Ilia cucked out of his first quad axel and it just mindbroke him.
>>153435393True. The japs managed to hold on and the kazakh didnt fall at all. I'm not asking for them to reverse the results just investigate because the other skating events I saw there was not that much falling.
>>153435497Other events are not the olympics, after all, you only get 2 or 3 shots at winning this.
>>153434492>the english cry over the french doing literally anythingDon't even deny it, I've been keeping up with English news for years now
>>153436172examples?
>>153436683>>153436672>vpns are banned or something
>>153436721>nooo you can't expose why yurocuckolds are seethingwe ruined their nation states and demographics eternally KEK
>>153433813KekThis lad is alright Wait do you have a license for that post? Isn't 4chan illegal for you
Stop making fun of our twinks
>>153434010>>153434067This year I learned I should pay more attention to figure skating to have common interests with women, niceAnd I actually do like watching it even though judging is rigged often
>>153436773Unironically this. Twinks are to be cherished, not mocked. A high tier twink mogs all but the highest tier of woman.
>>153435382It was a whole shit show, I watched them do other programs in previous days just fine with minimal falling. But today everyone was falling
>>153436835And our highest tier woman MOGGED our high tier twink it's over for twinks.
>>153433915>>153435340>signore, we makea da rink with the finest italian ice
>>153436857Brat
>>153436951>here's your skating rink paisanos
the russian mafia tried to steal canada's pairs gold, now the mafia mafia stole ours!
>>153436857did they had sex
>>153434067>people were crying at my bar I work at
>>153437058If they haven't yet that door is permanently slammed shut forever eternally now.
>>153434067the shaidorov vibe shift is crazy
Iliabros... not like this
>>153433739The ice is the same for everyone. If the ice is shit, it's shit for every skater.Actually, if the ice is shit, that's even better. It separates the boys from the men. The Kazakh won despite the shitty ice, good for him.
it was over the minute the kazakh chose the diva dance
>>153437227In Zorg's defense Shaidorov didn't really do the diva dance. He never pulled this move out.
>>153437253He did, kindahttps://www.reddit.com/r/FigureSkating/comments/1r42zdo/2026_olympic_winter_gamesmikhail_shaidorov_fs/3:50
>>153437227This was a badass song to win with though
>>153437291kek based glad it was him if not ilia
>>153433468Calling yourself the "quad god" is cringe but still understandable because it's a monumental achievement to land it. But skating to your AI-tier poetry read out loud by yourself is just Greek myth levels of hubris. I thought /sp/ was shitposting when I saw thatWish Hanyu wasn't retired. He too was a narcissistic twink but at least he delivered on the hype. And he looked good doing it. His programs were art. Even if Malinin had landed everything perfectly today there's a lot of room for improvement on the aesthetics
>>153433468>>153433561still tony
>>153433468Literally Simone Biles 2.0
>>153433468KWABOTY GOD
>>153433468Lol "quad god" so glad this faggot got humbled
>>153433468K W A B G O DWABGOD
>>153439381I don't believe this. He had a huge smile right before talking to his dad/coach
Iliaaaaa Iliaaaaa he slipped on his fucking arse he gave to Kazakhstan ILIA ILIAAa
>>153433949wat nao?
>>153435340>>153436951>>153436972>arrogant American athlete shooting for gold falls because of an issue with the ice with slowmo cameras recording him from every angle>both him and his coaches either don't notice or they decide to say nothing about it and quietly take the L, in fact nobody outside of 4chan sees or says anything>or maybe he just made a mistake on his own while trying to do something incredibly hard and American anons are just seeing things to copeI wonder which of these things is more likely
>russhit thought he could participate in the olympics be going to amerikka
>>153433949he needs a hug....
>>153433949we hebben een serieus probleem
>>153440021>in fact nobody outside of 4chan sees or says anythingmany people are saying this unironicallyall of the contenders after shaidorov were all over the place
>>153433735that's obviously the french judge fault again
>>153443088>many people are saying we should have wonAmericans Americanning
>>153443148Who are you quoting? If anything it's in the context of the nips getting overscored to silver and bronze themselves despite how sloppy they were.
> But as he went to strike his opening pose, Malinin said he was flooded with overwhelming nerves that he simply couldn't shake.>"I just felt like all the ... traumatic moments of my life really just started flooding my head, and there were just so many negative thoughts that just flooded into there," Malinin said. "And I just did not handle it."Basically he just freaked out - he’s still young he’ll be back
>>153433561still tony
>>153443281>I just felt like all the ... traumatic moments of my life really just started flooding my headMaybe the leather daddy photoshoot was a bad idea.
>>153433735God is punishing the sodomite
>>153443197This always seems to happen - figure skating judges make boxing judges look like saints
>>153443197>overscoredGoE scores were pretty decent on both of them.In terms of composite, they were also leagues ahead of the field (except the Kazakh), but that's more an indictment of the standards at the moment than anything else.
