THE KWAB GOD
literal sport for gay and pedos don't care
MUGMALININ UNITED GENERAL
HAHA
>>153433727SLIPPY M
>>153433599TWINK DEATH HAS COME EARLY FOR THE LITTLE ICE SPRITE
>>153433599KEEEEEEEEEEK
apologise
>>153433599No refunds
>>153433727So, it happened LIKE NEVER BEFORE
>>153433599>Skating to his own voice reciting his shitty poetryHoly shit that was so pretentious, I'm glad he wiped out
is this gay shit done yet
>>153433599What's new? There's faggots like OP pic here like everywhere else.
You know what, fuck it. Im just gonna say we won even if we didnt.USA #1
>>153434442>You are something >But not nothingWhat did he mean by this? Doesn't being "something" inherently preclude being "nothing"?
>Figure skatingNot a sport
>>153434442really? that sounds awful
They literally sent out an Apple News notification that he lost.
>>153434486>USA #1>Guy isn't American>Guy speaks Russian with his coaches>Guy is a counterfeit Russian is an American flagGot to deport the choker.
>>153434470the women skate next week or something
>>153433599What if they have a black skater named Melanin?
>>153434545He's Russian and English is his second language. Probably lost in translation
>>153434721He said gay faggot. At least with the women, you might see the impression of a vag.
>chud loses KEK based, now I just need Alysa Lui to win to send y’all into extreme seethe mode
>>153434718You need to stop posting this retarded shit in every thread, he’s born and raised in America. Dumbass
>>153434735oh well figure skating in general is kind of gay sorry I made an assumption, I feel like I'm apologizing for misgendering a tranny
>>153434718He was literally born and raised in Virginia
I don't care that he lost, I would still let this cringy twink give me a blowjob while maintaining full eye contact, especially if he got a little cheeky and adventurous with his tongue, giving me light teasing flicks that some would deem forbidden
>Russian blood>chokesI idk why people didn’t see it coming
>>153434545I heard that too lol, you can tell from his interviews that he’s just kind of dumb and probably illiterate. It happens when prodigies max out all their skill on one thingHe probably meant>You are something, SO not nothing
>>153434718that third line is ESL as fuck, saar
>>153433599Why do we have chinamen and Russians with down syndrome skating for the U.S. Even blacks don't look this out of place representing the country.
>""""sports"""" with judges
>>153434775I did
>>153434747He lost, time to stop simpin for him and go find a new boitoy sister
>>153434747>>153434766>Muh anchor babiesGet fucked racists! A real American might've won though.
don't care
>>153433985>tf>tpt. Zero gold medals
>>153434812>”sports” where refs determine who winSame shit
Men’s figure skating is a joke EXCEPT for Scott Hamilton who gets a pass.
>>153434822>A real American might've won though.American is not a race. You're dysgenic muttoids
>>153434819>He lost so that means everything I say about him is correct even when it’s wrong, because I don’t like himThe midwit mind is truly startling
>>153434835Fuck time to go jerk off again
>>153434858>Brings up race.No shit dipshit, but a real American born and raised in America might've won. Can't represent America when you're dreaming of St. Petersburg and Putler.
>>153434869>quad “god”>can even land them clean when it mattered most LMAo
>>153434869No single goldie medals bro? Russians should all be banned and shouldn't be competing under a counterfeit flag. If that's the game, that's the game.
>>153434880>Ilia Malinin was born on December 2, 2004, in Fairfax, Virginia.Your gayboy lost. Seethe & cope.
is it because isabeau wouldnt give up the pusy
>>153434835my mop looks like this
>look it up>8th placeHOLY KWAB
>>153434914>Anchor babyWorry about Finnish matters or learn the laws of the land bucko. You don't see Americans born on Japanese airbases pretending to be Japanese.
>>153434964Bro can I borrow your mop?
>>153434975It's funny how you care about how American he is when being American means absolutely nothing except maybe being goycattle for the jews.
>>153435002Boring and cringe
>>153433599was he drunk?did somebody roofy him?this is why I hate ice skating. it's 100% heartbreak and 0% "rise to the moment"poor guy joins the huge list of NBC super-hype athletes who "blew it spectacularly" like Chloe Kim who only got the Silver and that was heartbreaking, toothis guy might be the top of the hype list though, earlier he wore a shirt that literally said "QUAD GOD" aaaaargh why would you do that???!!they just played the Google commercial "how can he be so good?" ouch! can they pull those???!!! yikes
>>153434545>you are gay>but do not have aids
>>153435042Yeah he was mega hyped and he played into it wearing that shirt everywhere. Not even silver or bronze, 8th fucking place kek
>>153435042we italians of /sp/ have been trying to teach the world of the dangers of self-jinxing, but nobody listens to us.
>>153435002>Completely changes the topic to mention muh JewiesScott Hamilton was superior to these modern day faggots. Goysloppers eating up backflips but Hamilton was pure kino. Too many twinks pissing in the snow now. Good day friends. Hope to return and laugh more when more Americans choke and lose out on delicious goldies.
>>153435042They wanna another Phelps so bad
>>153433599kek nigga wearing krytan armor ferm GW1
>>153435042American arrogance + Russian ego is a dangerous combinationNot even Jordan called himself a g0d in his sport. And Lebron only went far as king.
>>153433599i'd fuck him
>>153435119Has nothing to do with anything cringe reddit humble chungus. He just collapsed under the pressure, it happens
more like the quad clod LOL
>>153433599the answer to the puzzle?HE DIDN'T PRACTICE ENOUGHhe never practiced "falling"so when it happened, he did not know what to do about it, and it destroyed him.
Genuinely the most shocking collapse from a favorite since 7-1, possibly since the 18-1
first vonn and now this. looks like america has lost its magic touch under trump
>>153435166he broke mentally when he pussed out of his first jump. he said the pressure got to him. doesn't help that his performance at the team event wasn't well received.
>I GOT THE POWA
>>153435174The fact it was one person in particular, who looked like he'd been poisoned, made me think of Ronaldo in the 1998 World Cup final.
>>153434835why are zoomer hapa raccoons the most powerful race...
>>153435234Was that when the French poisoned Ronaldo? Because holy shit, how do the French keep getting away with openly cheating.
>>153435119>0 Gold medals
>>153435166He didn't even get fucked up from falling. He landed the first jump more or less perfectly and then kind of just didn't spin on the next one.
>>153434369I have nothing to apologize for.I have always respected the great people of Kazakhstan and their opinions on women.
>>153434835that hair-stripes is the surprise memorable "thing" from The Olympics this time, similar to Kangaroo Break Dancer and hand-in-pocket-pistol-guy
>>153435197His contributions in the team event werent lights-out, but he absolutely locked in and did his job unlike amber glenn who oofed big and as the weak link got carried by the rest of the team to gold.He may not have been the team MVP but he also didnt squander the efforts of his teammates which sometimes is just as important of a role to play when the stakes are highest
>>153434835Alysa Liu butt naked with engorged, dripping wet labia
He represents everything wrong with artistic sports like figure skating, glad he lost. Watch a few videos of his routines, and compare him to other figure skaters. He has zero grace, or artistry when he skates. He only scores high because he's a spinfreak.Him falling in the team competition, and still scoring highest because no one else can do his slop spins is just as cringe.
>>153435387I never saw him get a level 4 step sequence, is that normal at the olympics? you'd think olympic skaters would be able to get level 4
>>153435369Thanks for giving me this descriptive phrasing swedeanonim going to incorporate into my AI prompts for when im having it write new fetish-themed smut for me to beat off to
>>153435387trvthnvke
>>153435387it's pretty funny that there are other people out there doing quads but this dude stuffs seven of them into a routine (tried to I guess kek)it's undeniably skillful I guess but I understand if you're an actual skatefag why it'd be annoying
>>153435387I agree. Its like the black gymnast girl just has her routine be the hardest one so even if she doesnt nail it she still scores high because no one else has that degree of difficulty.
>>153435387>He represents everything wrong with artistic sports like figure skatingI used to think the same thing, but I think it was gymnastics I was watching where somebody explained all the math involved.each bit is given a difficulty score and depending on various things, points are deducted from the execution (using slow-mo replay for accuracy) so it seems a lot more "measurable"I remember growing up watching the divers, and SPLASH! the judges hold up the cards "9" "9" "9.5" "7" and you'd be all "WTF a SEVEN!!! AARGH! THAT A-HOLE!!!"
KWAB GOD
>>153435345What is the origin of the team event? It's not a team sport. It seems like one of those Mickey Mouse medals we probably begged to get added to stat pad.
>>153435369w-what color is it
>>153435561team events are a good way to shoehorn a big name and get more airtime off of them. interpersonal drama can be fun if available. the added pressure of other athletes counting on you in, what is usually, an individualistic sport is a nice wrinkle. when you fail to deliver on expectations then finger-pointing is a nice distraction. there's nothing but positives here, in regard to television and selling the product.
>>153435608Yeah so anyway. Gold medal check?
>>153435608Kek
>>153435561I like team events because they (probably unintentionally) compare and evaluate relate strength/merit a of country’s entire athletic program and institutional support for a given sport/category of sport. You can’t rely on one overfunded talent babby to farm all of your medals for you you actually have to spread resources among multiple athletes which in the end is beneficial for both the competitors involved who might otherwise get shortchanged if they’re not already marketable or famous. There’s also the strategic element of roster management (who do we pick to do which event for best shot at success) which i personally think is nifty.So yeah like the other anon said its def a meme tier event is a lot of ways but net net theres basically no downside - you squeeze proportionally more entertainment content, revenue, and public interest out of having team events on the program than they cost in additional time and money investment since all those athletes are already there competing in their respective individual events so the overhead costs to have them there doing more events are basically already paid for if you look at running a national olympic team like you would running a small business
>>153435608It's called respect, chang
being totally honest and 0 trolling, i cannot remember an Olympics where i hated basically all of our athletes like this one. bates and chock are the only likeable people we sent. every other "contender" is insufferable and either a choking faggot or "mental health" dweebs.the olympics have fallen, usa isn't clutch anymore, just a bunch of overprivileged pansies who don't compete with a chip on their shoulder
>>153434718This happens in every sport, particularly for those with russian families (not saying it's a good thing). See: tennis
>>153435904Figures you’d type in all lowercase faggot, shut the fuck up
>>153435119>American arrogance + Russian ego is a dangerous combinationthisbut for the record mj had a massive ego too kek
>>153435904>t. pablo who has shitposted on /sp/ more than he has watched the olympics
>>153435888>t.
>>153434442The dude is an IRL YA novel villain
>>153434856Not the same, ref influence is just a small amount of random noise. This shit is unironically more like a classical music competition than a sport>I played all the notes on time in the way you like mr judge, did I win???NOT A SPORT
>>153434705Yeah I got a smasung news one too
>>153435904The mixed curling team was cool. And I gotta feel for the dude who lost his parents in the plane crash.Uuuuh Breezy Johnson? And the black speed skater. And the Jamaican bobsled team isn't American but they absolutely would not be going if Cool Runnings hadn't been a big Hollywood film.
>>153433599PARTY ROKKERS WIN AGAIN
>>153435174>most shocking collapse from a favorite since 7-1retard
>>153436369>tf>tpOH NO NO NO NO
>>153436436I hate David Luiz like you wouldn't believe. Unprofessional little bitch.
>>153436306The Jamaican bobsled team went to the olympics before Cool Runnings you stupid cunt
KWABWABI reckon letting others/calling yourself "God" of anything is bad mojo.
Reminder yuros are getting jeeted hard and seethingall because h1bs got raised to 6 figures KEK
>>153436672How will India ever medal again if all their elite human capital is fleeing?
>>153434369VERY NICE HOW MUCH
>>153435918fuck off>>153435932literally the first post ive made about the olympics>>153436306>mixed curlingfair, the curling teams in general seem based, conceded>dude who lost his parentshe's not a contender though. we have plenty of likeable olympians. the contenders like chloe kim, ilia, amber glenn, etc almost universally insufferable narcissists>breezy johnsonbrainrotted dyke, see "mental health dweeb"if you want to watch the olympics anymore first you must be aware of the athletes sexual preferences and list of self diagnosed mental illnesses so that you can't call them a choker without looking like an asshole. and if they happen to win then it's "empowering" or whatever the fuck. by far the most embarrassing contingent I've ever seen sent to the Olympics in my lifetime
>>153435608Canuck meltie!!!!
>>153436831You were told to shut the fuck up, your opinion is invalidated by the fact that you are a proud gay faggot, and not in a homosexual way
>>153435387Nathan Chen won 4 years ago doing the same thing
>>153436929i haven't watched men's figure skating until about 6 hours ago. was nathan chen also unrefined and graceless or was he, at least, sufficient in those departments
>>153436953Pretty much yeah, he spammed quads just like this guy but didn't fail that time
>>153435275Buneos dias senor
>>153436953Yeah but Chen wasnt born to skate, his mom forced it on him. They werent a sports family like Ilya's. Chen got a gold and left this rigged sport for good. He'll be a doctor by the time this instagram clout chaser enters twinkdeath.
>>153437038>be Olympic gold-medalist>still can't fight the urge to become a doctorKek do Asians really
>>153435387i agree with you on everything but he didn't fall in the team comp, he had to hand brace one of his lands but he didn't sit on the ice like he did twice todayit's painfully obvious he hasn't actually faced an adverse situation in his skating career. the amount of jumps he was bailing out of today shows such a weak mentality going into a fucking laydown for the gold - all of his actual threats had already fucked up - how can the qUaD gOd lose focus like that? inexcusable. he can recover but hopefully he grows up from this and stops this cunty trust fund faggot veneer, people only tolerated it because he was goating everywhere, now he's a massive jackass so hopefully he figures it out sometime over the next 4 years
>>153437056>are you gold medalist yet>are you doctor yetwhy are tiger moms like this
Who gives a fuck about this retarded down syndrome looking pidor? I never believed in him, he always looked way too cocky.
>>153436831>brainrotted dyke, see "mental health dweeb"Even if I had a problem with this she literally got engaged to a dude on the slopes (after losing).
>>153436500And that would have been it, but they made the movie, and now whenever they make a bid people rally to them.
>>153437622They went back to the next olympics before the film was made
>>153435904That speed skater from WI seemed alright.
>>153435042I unironically think the voice-over fucked him. The only way you can stand the kind of pressure he was under is to escape into the music, but you can't do that if you're hearing your own voice.
>>153438083What's so strange is that he already skated to it. This was supposed to happen to him in the team event and it really didn't barring one stumble in the short skate that he came back from in the free. Just bizarre.
>>153433599still tony...
>>153438096No, in the team event it was a less difficult program, he was doing triple axles and stuff instead of what he had planned for this, where everything was a quad.
>>153438083Is there a transcript of the poem? I only remember "embrace the storm" because it was the cringiest line
>>153438138The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothingThe lost is in the unknownEmbrace the stormYou are somethingBut not nothingPast is not a chain but a threadPull it and it may lead you homeBegin where light no longer reaches,where no path has yet been made
>>153438126But it was the same music.
>>153438168Isabeau thought this was deep yesterday but now it's cringe and ick.
>>153438126well it was the same "music" with the Socrates quote at the beginning.it should have been what he's "used to" and practiced to, so it should have energized him rather than rattle himthe voice-overs were some lame attempt to be "cool" but wound up as cringe
>>153438168I am the bone of my swordSteel is my body and fire is my bloodI have created over a thousand blades, unknown to death, nor known to lifeHave withstood pain to create many weaponsYet those hands will never hold anythingSo, as I pray - unlimited blade works
>>153433599OH NO NO NO AMERIBROS
Isabeau left him on read after that performance.Still not as cucked as that one guy who confessed to cheating during his interview
>>153438281Ameritwink DESTORYED by the KazakBVLL
Heh, my boy Imalingz...just needs more time...
>>153433599You just love to see it
>>153438337it would have been even funnier if he got goldbeing a simp after getting a bronze is not funny enough
>>153435573Brown.
>>153438096you could argue the pressure was also the same in the team skate since he had to beat shun and come in #1 in his event or else theyd lose everything thanks to amber glenn. yesterday if he even threw down half the skate he did in the team event hes walking away with gold. colossal choke.
>>153435838Some quality insights here, but it’s a bit of a cynical approach. It’s meant to be about the individuals.
