Upcoming Fixture(s):> Wednesday 18th, February (20:00)ARSENAL vs. WOLVES>THE BIG FIVE as it stands1. Arsenal2. Man City3. Aston Villa4. Man United5. Chelsea
January's Goal of the Month Winner
My Hull City got battered tonight :'(
>>153434970Chelsea cheated. You'll get em next time Hullbro!
>>153434965good post
>>153434956This goal came 2nd. January was blessed for screamers.
>>153434965Kek
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>>153435037It was a handball
>>153435153It's football but so close!
>>153434965Done them all right in here to be fair
>transfield
>Bruno G is injured for 10 weeksBet your house on Newcastle not winning a single game in that period
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sfiip9P0MvYi miss it 2bh
>>153435092>rating pre-tiki-taka PLdidn't Tranchester United once win one with 60 points or something?
>>153435252KEK DONE HIM
>>153435354>pre tiki takanonce
Can't believe the league used to be so shit that United could win it with 60 points and Liverpool, one of the biggest clubs in the world and easily the biggest in Europe, couldn't even reach that amount.
>>153435867This DOES NOT slip now!
Say something nice about player of the month, Igor Thiago
>>153436043*slips* (physically and figuratively)
>>153436358LOL
>Igor Thiago>Igor Jesus>Igor TudorCan't remember the last time this league to be swarmed by these many Igors
>>153436583What are you talking about? Every team has loads of them.Oh... I misheard.
>Sir Jim Ratcliffe has apologised to the Glazers, with the Jewish majority shareholders being renowned proponents of mass immigration into Europe, for his controversial comments which brought shame on Manchester United and has agreed to attend a Holocaust refresher course which he will pay for himselfgrim situation desu
>>153434965When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you
>>153437361We need some snaps of Sir Jim and Big Zirk doing an apology tour at Auschwitz pronto
>>153435354>didn't Tranchester United once win one with 60 points or something?Transfield is a library and yes, United were dominant in an era of competitive football versus the current 2 team system.
Volumes.
>>153438974Sir Jim will create a full British XI causing England, Scotland, Wales, Ireland and Northern Ireland to have an international golden age.
>>153438967This part
Very excited for the World CupI picked Maguire purely for his strongmind and goal scoring threat but we also have Chalobah who is in great form.
>>153439111Shaw over OReilly
Imagine Wrexham in EPL next season.
>>153439111That's a good team>>153439114You have to be insane
>>153439119I'd rather not. I'd rather Millwall go up.
>>153439111>one englishmaninternationals are like club football now just full of foreign mercenaries how can anyone feel national pride seeing this team walk onto the pitch
this thread seems very yiddish, i wonder who it could be samefagging all throughout the night
Did Ferguson really ban journalists and the BBC from press conferences? Kek what a soft bitch
>>153434965erm why did mantroony report this? bit feisty after bottling it against west ham i fear
>>153439193Between Pep calling out Israel and Sir Jim calling out immigrants, football is getting alarmingly based
>>153435354Manchester Dilated haven't won the Premier League™ league yet.Only Chelsea, Manchester City and Liverpool have.
>>153439222only thing ive ever agreed on the rat with
kick it out
>>153439300Britain is so fucking gay bros, we're ruled by absolute melts
>>153439343Hello mate, Chelsea FC Admin here. Would appreciate it if you took down that homophobic post mate, we don't condone that sort of language.
>>153439300>>153439343What were they chanting
>>153439491Almost certainly it pertained to the sexual preferences of west London males.
>>153439491"chelsea rent boys, chelsea rent boys"thankfully the police have made arrests
>>153439535>>153439543ah ok. For some reason I thought I saw a headline that said the chant was racist / directed towards Liam which I thought was odd
>>153439300based hull city
>>153434928As long as ratcliff is involved in british football I'll not watch the pl.
>>153436053He is very good
>>153439970I hope you enjoy raclette fc vs arnhilme sputnonce 1933 this weekend you penis
His first meeting in the Spurs dressing room will be walking in to complete silence, punching Mickey Van de Ven clean in the jaw without saying anything and then throwing a chair across the room at Djed Spence. That will win them his respect.
>jf self-deportingThank you, Sir Jim.>>153440502He's going to literally run that squad into the ground and likely get them relegated.
>>153439193a manchester "city's lil bro" united customer made this bread in an oven. dave and ovens, very ironic!
>>153440502little cunts have no respect go in, take out romero first, then go for one of the injured lads to show hes serious maybe take out kulusevskis other knee
Igor Tudor is an amazing appointment for Spurs. He has so much experience with his 13 jobs in 11 years
>>153434965how fitting that a characterfag got upset and reported this post
Only the R- Y-s report posts
i am growing tired of the people that control the banking industry, the media, the military industry, whom influence reach far and wide in the sports world, specially football, and this place was the last bastion of freedom where you had the opportunity to name them and their malicious practices. now if you dare to do that you will get a 3 day ban at least by the american janny. game's truly gone
>>153441473We can't even call them what they call themselves
>>153441473Oh please be quiet
>>153439222Only because Pep wants infinite immigration
>>153441473The culture has completely turned against them and everyone knows it, all they can do is throw little tantrums
arent these the same soft cunts that reported everyone for using the w wordwhy do you think we call you aw
>>153441652I'm not sure about that, he's a bit of a hippie though no doubt
fa cup thread for the weekend: >>153441680
>>153441598i refuse to be silenced. i WILL NOT be intimidated to turn a blind eye and act like a "good goy".
>>153441674Try and guess what open arms is
>>153441885Being racist and anti-semitic was never protected by "free speech" and it definitely has no space in football or any other sports
>>153442132Open source 3d printed arms manufacturer company that Pep supports due to his rampant militant anarcho-libertarian values
>>153442172Football and sport in general is a masculine proxy for war and war is the most racist and exclusionary process there is.
>>153441689man united?
>Being racist and anti-semitic was never protected by "free speech" and it definitely has no space in football or any other sports
goysport disabled the comments on their reaction to big jimhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHUy0xx0H_w
let's go hammers
We at /epl/ do not recognise the right for Catalonia to exist.
uh oh....
>>153442468quelle surprise
>>153441473There is an abundance of goyim itt who agree. The jannies can’t stand it. Their pay depends on keeping us quiet! Sad.
In fact, I’ve heard their pay doubles every time they ban a noticer
>>153442172Being racist is fine if you're a Liverpool player
getting a bit "uppity" in here
All this to distract from the baffling Igor Tudor appointment
Funniest result would be Igor Tudor either getting sacked before the end of the season or asking to step down as he can't handle the job
I smell a Brighton upset today la
KEIR STARMERS RENT BOY, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
>>153441473Yeah it's a sad thing that people of a certain religion (Dave) run the mods when they see something calling out the current state of society. Such is life for thin skinned Manchester United fans.
Send 'em up Manningham Lane
>>153445923Innit bro kassam spark em up
There's a new football social media platform called Peek £10 a month to follow 15 people and you have to join a waiting list first Can't see it working
Send Dave to masjid bro he might be GGMU TILL I DIE like us but we don't like his kind round my eyes kassam bro swear down bro wallahi innit
>>153441689>21 repliesjoke competition
Funniest result would be Igor Tudor's Spurs costing Mikel Sharteta's Arsenal the league
>>153446524He's our boy and he will lead us to victory
sticking with Frank was a better option than this literally who bum
T Frank. Brentford T Frank. SpursIgor T. BrentfordIgor T. Spurs
The City game will not be televised in the UK. But don't worry! Nations like somalia and sierra leone can watch it live! Football broadcasting is absolutely fucked. Every single English football match should be watchable live in the UK with no exceptions. Stick it on YouTube live, £1 watch fee on the teams' websites. I don't care. If it's not live in the UK it's fucking retarded. Zero excuses for this ridiculous shite.Again I will just stream it ILLEGALLY but plenty people don't know how or are too scared to do so. This needs to change.
>>153446692https://www.thefa.com/about-football-association/contact-us-fa
>>153446692>Never been an easier time to illegally watch matches>Never been more bandwagoners than there are now>Lower league attendance not affected one jot>NOOOOO WE NEED TO KEEP THE 3PM BLACKOUT AND NOOOO YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO WATCH ALL OF THE MATCHES!
>>153446692>93% possession
>>153441657We are literally seeing a repeat of the 1930's germany across the west. The cultural vandalism, widespread degeneracy, inflation, high interest rates, over reaching financial sector etc. The left swear against them because of palestine, which opens them up to accepting their other behaviours as truth. The right generally hate them, I'm not talking the bootlicking centrist 'right'. Epstein was a supremacist who's built a pedophile baby eating sex network for mossad to control the west and feed his demonic desires.I expect a form of revolution against these subhumans soon. Once again they're given an inch and they've taken a mile. They can't help themselves. The fact is the boomers are dying off and their kids aren't so relevant anymore, these are the groups who are told *they* are brilliant, eternal victims and must be protected. Youth now are extremely redpilled. Which is partly why mass immigration exists and they try to align with immigrants against the western natives. Chambers go TTTTSSSSSSSSSS. Uncle H warned us and we ignored him.
>>153446841God willing
>>153446692No one is watching that crap though
>>153446692>Nations like somalia and sierra leone can watch it liveeven Canada
What sort of unspeakable cunts schedule a footy match for 8pm on a fucking Saturday night
>>153447126Liverpool refused an earlier fixture due to LFCTV
>>153447126On Valentine's Day no less. Like we aren't all going to be out with our gfs and then back home balls deep in them.
>>153447191Whatever soulless foreign billionaire who owns them needs a good strong kick in the bollocks once a day forever
>>153447223you'd never say that to his face
>>153447252He looks like he has his own chapter in the Epstein files
Leicester doing a Spurs and getting relegated this season
>>153446841Go back to /pol/ you boring faggot
This stupid bitch on the City commentary (in a chav voice)>like the linesman should put up the flag earlier because players could like get into a situation where they cause themselves an injury or somefing
>>153447450t. spurs fan
>>153447464Worst commentator I've ever heard. thick as shit, has used every cliche possible and annoying chav voice
>>153447464I have one stream open with video that's muted and another lower quality stream synced up to it with russian commentary playing over it
>>153447514bvsed dvde...
Valentine's Day is for poofs and slags on Instagram (kill them all)Today is FA Cup Day, Lad's Day
>>153447512>>153447464Women lol, this is what happens when simps fall for the lionesses propaganda and the caitlin clark wnba propaganda. They ruined F1, they're slowly but surely ruining football >>153447514Based this is how I do it
>>153447514Also just want to point out that this random Russian guy can actually pronounce McAidoo's name correctly whereas the dumb bitch kept fucking it up
>>153447464the only thing more annoying to me than that "directive" or whatever about keeping the flag down unless it's blatantly obvious (which they don't even follow correctly) is commentators who complain about it. it's like part of their contract, it must be mentioned at least once every game no matter the commentator
>>153447767Instead of just seething on 4chan about how big a virgin you are, what will you do about it?
>City only 1 goal upLMAO
>>153448108Pep bringing on the big guns out of embarrassment
>>153447464Is it Fara Williams or Karen Carney?
>>153448194I have no idea because I don't watch women football, never heard this woman before
I want to punch this water spitter
I could be scoring goals right now, if my tean wasn't shite. Welp, time to shag some slags.
>>153448478>Welp, time to shag some slagswas going to say to report back, but a gentleman never kisses and tells
>>153448638Just got done shagging yer mum, lmao
>>153448795impossible, my mum would never take a holiday in the middle of bumfuck nowhere
>>153448838My bed is quite a popular destination for slags, thoughever.
>>153448009make you mald apparently
Can't fucking wait for Spurs to get flushed out of the football pyramid
>>153449568Only 4 more months and they won't be allowed in /epl/
Cmon bam... don’t sunk my dink. I got work in the morning
>>153449568what a sweet treat, fucken twitter is now more 4chan than 4chan. this place should've remained shut down when it got raided and we would've moved to a better internet corner.
>>153449568David spamming the report button all day again it seems, such a shame we can't talk about the nickname that Spurs fans gave THEMSELVES (YA)
>>153449798Rival fans gave them the nickname as an insult because its a slur
matchy if you're bothered: >>153448919
>>153449868@grok
>>153449911>in response to abuseGlad you agree it's a term of racial abuse which breaks global rule 3
>>153449929are you unironically snitching on people in a community you participate in you utter sad cunt
>>153449967No, I'm not reporting him, but I still get annoyed when I see someone >break rules >get banned for it >complain about it instead of recognising where he went wrong, and >expecting rules to not apply to him. It's so easy to not get banned it's unreal.You won't believe me though, you'll still reply with some paranoid schizo nonsense about how I'm oppressing you by pointing out your subhuman inability to follow simple rules.
Why didn't Spurs just wait until tonight and bring in club legend Scotty "Scott" Parker instead of this Tudor bum
>>153450088Show some respect for Spurs legend Igor Tudor and his patented brand of Tudorball which is taking the league by storm
>>153449568>aw having a normal valentines but i suppose its considered pagan to african christians
>>153450033>get annoyed when I see someone >break rules
>Marco Rossi (Hungary NT coach): "Szoboszlai always had one dream: to play for Real Madrid. Because of the very close and direct relationship I have with him since he started playing football as a child, Real Madrid has always been his dream."Why would you even say that bro
>they doubted himThank you based Eddie Meme
kek aw seething
God I hate spurs and I'm going to talk about it for 18 hours a day when I'm not talking about chelsea
Gladiators is on next
>>153452755Be sure to report yourself as well
If villa dont get CL I reckon emery gets the sack
>David was samefagging this general and this general died coincidentally when the schizo samefagging stoppedAston Villa are falling down, my fair lady
>ashiton villel>brummies>title challengers>if emery was X he would've won Y
>>153454545
>>153454795Kek what a bunch of Marx
Liversissy on a mad one today while everyone else is enjoying Valentine's Day with their GFsWhen is the Premier League back on?
>>153455113i don't have a GF ;/
awww mantroony posting his boyfriend on valentine's day, maybe keep it to the Chelsea general
Chris Kavanagh needs investigating for his links to Lucas Digne after today, let him get away with everything
>>153455113Forgot to get my GF a card, she's been fucking raging all day.
liverpool have won two games in a row lads
>Premier League Open Play xG Season 25/26 Compared to 24/25>Only Manchester United have produced more open play expected goals this season than last. The PL is down 23% this season compared to last season.
>>153457099>xG
Russell Martin and Lucy Pinder got married.
got a weird feelinigor tudor garn lead us to victory against arsewogistan
>>153456577>>153456591Great night for the trans community
>>153457099Amorim saved football...
