Amerimutts BTFO

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welcome to the thread

>>153435328
i'll never hire a contractor of italian heritage after these olympics.

>>153435363
Rude

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>>153435363

Can you italian morons not make a skating rink into a slushie?

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Can anyone explain why Black America can't in Figure Skating but into Gymnastics?

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>>153435328
>land one quad perfectly
>give up

>Be italian
>Use chalk instead of ice

>>153435411
scared of ice

>>153435411
It's not 80 degrees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P2itZT3ags

>>153435417
!
The jig is up, shut it down!

>>153435411
figure skating requires a lot more money than gymnastics. ice rinks aren't very common in the hood either. there's also opportunity cost to consider: why venture into figure skating when you have existing infrastructure and a proven concept in other sports.

>>153435411
Skating is a lot more expensive, especially in the states.

>>153435449
Cool it with the racism

ice is ice, like it's just frozen water

>>153435380
My beautiful wife better not be cursed by the quicksand ice when she skates again

>>153435380
>wrinkled pits
it truly is over

>>153435417
>>153435412
>>153435380
>>153435328
I HATE THIS OLYMPICS

WE DESERVE A GOLD MEDAL MORE THAN A FUCKING COUNTRY WHERE SOMEONE WON’T CUT THEIR HAIR OVER MAN UTD OR CHANGE THEIR OPINIONS BECAUSE SOME RICH OLD BILLIONAIRE SAID IMMIGRATION IS COLONISATION

HOW THE FUCK DOES BRITAIN HAVE MORE GOLD MEDALS THAN US

HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW

IT’S UNFAIR

WINTER OLYMPICS IS CANADA’S OLYMPICS, CANADA IS THE MAIN CHARACTER AND THE GOOD GUYS

BRITS CARE MORE ABOUT SOME RANDOM ASS SOCCER MATCH TODAY THAN THE ENTIRE WINTER OLYMPICS AND YET THEY GET GOLD

ALSO SHITALY SHOULD NEVER HOST AN OLYMPICS AGAIN, IT’S SO CLEAR THEY’RE RIGGING SHORT TRACK SKATING WITH THEIR AWFUL ICE

>>153435411
Gymnastics is literally just doing giga jumps while roided, figure skating actually requires grace and finesse.
Blacks will always mog at anything that’s just pure athleticism

>>153435449
>ice rinks aren't very common in the hood either
I thought Milan was in the rich northern part of Italy.

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>>153435483
>Hotstralia has more than you

>>153435495
??? he is talking about american blacks not skating, not about italy

>>153435380
Inseminating Alysa's fertile womb

>>153435508
But they can't build an ice rink either.

>>153435483
The previous government raided the coffers which included cutting funding to the canadian olympic program. This resulted in canadian athletes resorting to gofundmes and selling nudes to pay for gear, travel, and training.

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>>153435517
>selling nudes
I like this arrangement

>>153435517
It also means there's relatively few young canadian athletes since there's just been no mobility within the atrophying program. A lot of our real contenders are underperforming because they've been in the sport decades and they're old now, and there's no up and coming talent to replace them because there's no money to invest in people that aren't already superstars.

This will probably be one of our worst olympics ever and if you're a betting man it's safe to bet against basically every outcome where we're "expected" to take a medal. A reflection of the state of our country, I think.

>>153435407
She doesn't look that fast
I am faster than her

>>153435553
I'm still expecting germany to win against canada in women's hockey.

>>153435483
>THE GOOD GUYS
Your shamefur dispray in the game called 'curling' proved otherwise.

KWAB GOD
Yuzuru the GOAT

>>153435411
See >>153435379

big ups to GB medal seems very well deserved!

any accidents whilst i slept?

>>153435411
https://youtu.be/2h8rH8zxA64?t=123
This movie was the 2nd biggest movie of 1997, behind Titanic, and it hit less than a year after Dominique Dawes helped America get a team gold in Atlanta. You couldn't design a better recruitment campaign.

>>153435712
Swiss hockey player sent to the hospital

>>153435732
by a dirty tackle by a dirty canadian. figures.

>>153435712
Russian Burger skater tore his ACL.

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>>153435712

Canadians have become the villain of the Olympics : touching a stone in curling and dirty hockey

"KWAB" God : Ilia failed and came in 8th place, random guy from Kazakhstan took 1st but .....

Italian ice rinks : Speed skaters and others are complaining about the ice quality, all the skaters fell and messed up their routines

>uphill cross country skiing
I have never worked that hard in my life

>>153435999
Yeah what kind of psycho would even get into that. If I’m doing a winter sport I’m doing something fun

>>153435411
ice time is expensive and the only available slot might be at 5:30 am

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>>153435777
Nice trips checked
Damn we can't even blame this on height either because Ilia is taller. Kazakh just happened to be the one guy who didn't fall and ended up beating all the people favored to win

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>>153436022
>Ice time is expensive
>All the blacks who can afford it are pro athletes in non-ice sports and summer sports or rappers and their kids will just be trying to play basketball or run track

>muh ice
3 groups before the last were fine (mid skaters do fall)
their warm up skates were fine
Kazakhstan winner was fine
Yuma choked knowing his best skate could still get max score mogged by Ilia and Ilia choked from all the pressure after he popped his quad axle (would be 1st ever) early then totally came unwound mentally
heard him say in the kiss and cry they should've sent him to the last Olympics for experience of the pressure.

>sending rapists to the olympics
what the fuck is wrong with france

>>153435411
unironically socioeconomic factors.

>>153436084
"three groups before the last were fine"
>their falls don't count because... because... JUST BECAUSE, OKAY!?
>the deterioration of the ice as more and more skaters perform on it as well as time passes isn't considered
"warm up skates were fine"
>completely glosses over yuma falling in his warm up jumps

yeah, the kazakh was fortunate to not fall. is that the olympics to you? whichever athlete can avoid the italian landmines is crowned the best in the world?

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>>153436084

Dude even my boomer normie mom said everyone looked wobbly and off balance. Then the japs and ilia falling? And the speed skaters complaining about the ice too?

>>153436084
>heard him say in the kiss and cry they should've sent him to the last Olympics for experience of the pressure.
KWAB GOD

just got home, the last thing I watch was women snowboard cross and canada hockey. Catch me up what I missed

>>153436084
If all of the top ranked guys fall there's a problem, we had one exception. And plenty of guys in lower ranked groups fell multiple times too

>>153436186
fuck you leaf. invasion soon. sweden has promised to help.

>>153435483
>Larping Sweden whose mad about the curling game

>>153436186
Brits got a gold in skelly, one Anglo podiumed in snowboarding men's half pipe final, free skate ice was shit, that's all I saw today not sure what happened before that

>>153435777
>random guy from Kazakhstan took 1st
not random for people who follows the sport
shaidarov's been a top skater for like a few years

>>153436084
>Ilia choked from all the pressure after he popped his quad axle (would be 1st ever) early then totally came unwound mentally
yeah
>heard him say in the kiss and cry they should've sent him to the last Olympics for experience of the pressure.
yeah
the thing is ilia's season isn't over yet. the world championship is in march

>>153436155
It's also weird to me that they weren't clearing the ice periodically during downtime or between events. Just seemed like the italians were handling this whole thing like italians.

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>>153436186
The right person won
God is Great and all is well.

>>153436340
>well-like
Deep? Wet? What are they talking about?

>>153436084
>>muh ice
>>153436193
>If all of the top ranked guys fall there's a problem
keep in mind the organizers already apologized for one massive fs fuckup
https://www.espn.com/olympics/story/_/id/47885866/olympics-apologizes-podium-surface-damaging-skaters-blades
>Several of the athletes, including Madison Chock and Evan Bates of the gold medal-winning U.S. team, reported nicks and blemishes from the anti-slip surface. Japan's Kaori Sakamoto, whose team took silver, was among those who noticed it right away, skating away from the podium to check on her blades while simultaneously celebrating her medal.
>Japan eventually lodged a formal complaint about the abrasive nature of the podium.
if they fucked up the podium i could see them fucking up the ice

>>153436340
>Gets killed over some car mirrors
Damn it's rough out there in Kazakhstan
I would have preferred to see a final with good ice, but not mad he won. Guy gets paid 250K by his country for winning and that's a ton of money over there

it's over, the curling team cursed us to never getting any gold this olympic

It's not a katana lol, how gay of a sport do you practice that a fucking podium ruins your season because it dented some piece of metal.

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>>153436373
They're really going to lengths to fuck up everybody's stuff

>>153436408
Hopefully they'll feel pressure to restart up their Olympic programs.

How did the ice twink fuck up his skate that badly?

>>153436467
They ran out of codoms so he used his skates to pleasure his partner

>>153436467
the pressure got to him. he did an interview right after and said so himself
he needs to pull himself together because the world championship is next month

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>>153436186
they ran mackinnon, mcdavid, and celebrini as a top line

>>153435380
>she's down for bareback, but asks you to promise her you'll pull out
>absolute vice grip of a pussy
>she insists on making out the entire time, aggressively exploring your mouth with her curious tongue
>she can tell by your panting and quickened pace you're getting close
>leglocks you, smiling as she stares you in the eyes, wordlessly granting you permission to impregnate her
>as you explode with the fury of a star going supernova, and unleash spurt after spurt within her, you suddenly remember that Canada sits at 15th place with 0 gold medals

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My husby :/

>>153436567
wild jigglypuff

other than hockey what other chances for gold do we even have? I thought speedskating, but we blew that

>>153436608
>hockey
Kek, not so fast

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>>153435363
>>153435676
yurocuckolds are so fucking mad they're getting 10s of millions of jeets all because america raised H1Bs to 6 figures

kek no gold medals?
reminder that canada last won a stan lee closer to the date JFK was killed than the present day

>>153436607
It's always a fucking frog that manages to make me snort laugh

>>153436608
women's curling favorite, big upset by US today tho in RR

How salty are russian athletes the are missing all the big sex this year...never has the Olympics village ran out of condoms before

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who mogged?

>>153436763
Too busy dying in a war against a smaller nation

>>153436782
the one that won a gold on one leg.

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>>153436782
Jap girl mogged

>>153435553
Well your Olympic-aged citizens are all Indians and they don't do too well in the Olympics.

>>153435553
I really hope the finals is USA vs Canada and we win
I need my revenge against Crosby

Crazy how much sex everyone is having there. Probably because russia wasn't invited

imagine swimming in the used condom dumpster

So thats how you get an irl kemonomimi raccoon girl? Just do crazy round-about genetic engineering?

It's not fair bros I deserve to be in the olympics piping amber glenn

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Does America usually do this bad in the Winter Olympics?
I'll be honest I haven't really been keeping up with the Olympics for a while so I dunno if America just fell off.

>>153437021
She’s lesbian. Thats rape.

god i wish i was an olympic condom

>>153437035
She's going to be bi for me

>>153437039
>gets used by the male figure skaters

>>153437030
What did we win again?

Downhill skiing when Lindsay annihilated her leg, figure skating team event barely over Japan, speed skate Chad wunderkid, and…? I’m blanking on the last one

>>153437030
I think it's about average for us to be 3rd or 4th in the winter Olympics

>>153437051
You could spend the time you're using pathetically replying to yourself reading a book or something instead, but then again, that's why you're you and that's why you're here
Don't bother malding in response to this btw, just take the L

>>153437048
oh no. haha.

>>153437064
Huh? I was genuinely asking and I wasn’t the pic op. I just got her itt lol. Where did that anger come from?

>>153437083
We're not spending the rest of the thread talking about you even more, sorry. See >>153437064

when are the next summer (real) olympics?
these childish games are boring as shit

>>153437108
July 2028

>>153437108
what a stupid question. everyone knows its every 4 years. so 2 years. moron. idiot.

>>153437108
Thirdie Games are not the real Olympics, if you disagree start with posting hand

>10k
didn't the summer olympics start with 300,000 condoms?

>>153437167
Can I have sex with you?

>>153437118
what month

>>153437173
no. i only like blowjobs (giving and receiving)

everyone is being really shitty to canadians today. can we not?

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>>153437193

>>153437192
>>153437111

>>153437193
do you practice on a didgeridoo?

>>153437195
elbows up, sarrr

>>153437213
no. sister puts a strap-on on.

leafbros... we're so cuckolded...

>>153437204
what days tho

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>Girls with this build can get into snowboard racing finals
I think I found my winter Olympic sport

I thought /ourchud/ had it in the bag. what the fuck happened? was it really the ice or did he just fuck it up?

>>153437642
the pressure on him to succeed was just too much, i feel for him.

>>153437642
Both but also hubris. He literally skated to his own voice. I might have felt more sympathetic had he done what everyone else does, pick a nice musical number or opera climax, but no he brought his own (terrible) poetry

>>153437195
Get fucked, everyone is being shitty to Americans who didn't vote for Mr. Israel First, but you don't hear us bitching (except for me, but I'm honestly a bit of a bitch).

Are there any streams for NBC's Primetime in Milan?

>>153437642
It was the ice, other guys who were heavily favored to rank high also fell multiple times. And those guys also didn't fall in previous programs, I think since he does more aggressive quads though it made it harder to not fall with ice that shit. Kazakh might have had some luck involved desu or something about the shitty ice and his mechanics was favorable to him

>>153437678
He used the same thing in the team event, I was surprised he didn't use something else. It was cool in the team event but certainly was a mess when it was the free skate final and things didn't go well

>figure skater loses for showing 0.001 second of panties
>canada wins by cheating in crispy clear 8k footage
sus frfr skibidi ohio

>>153437030
>Does America usually do this bad in the Winter Olympics?
Winter Olympics is the only place where other nations seriously contend with the US. Back in the 70s-80s the only thing taken seriously was Gymnastics for Summer Olympics. The Winter ones were nail biters between the Soviets and US for almost every single sport.

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I'm more of a Summer Olympics fan

Sex during the Winter Olympics > Summer Olympics
Fucking to stay warm is based

>>153437859
My hog works better in the heat.

>>153436023
>Kazakh just happened to be the one guy who didn't fall
I think he did more than not fall, his routine was engaging and his skill was on point. Even if the favorites didn't fall but didn't execute well he could still have won. It wasn't happenstance, he set the bar high enough.

>>153437642
AIN sabotaged him

Anyone got the clip of th3 leaf getting wrecked in hockey?

all Kazakh ice bumpy. make good athletes

>>153437890
what?

>>153437879
All of the top 6 guys were going to be good, he just didn't fall. But I liked it, doing a 5th element themed routine. But also true he had a shot at the podium regardless

>>153437642
min-max always loses to the guy who put 7 in all his stats

>>153437915
Apparently some one got thier shit rocked and was stretched off the ice

>anons unironically watched male figure skating

>>153437927
I watch it to fap to twink ass, I don't know about the rest of these fags

>>153437924

>>153435154

>>153437919
They also mentioned he did a first, that 4-spinny, into topsy turvy, into a 3-spinny. I didn't even think he had the best free skate but his average pushed him over the top.

>>153437943
Yeah landing it on that shit ice was impressive, it's definitely not like he was just skating safely and avoiding spins

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>>153437927
I always root for the favorite to lose, I'm always this guy.

>>153437935
Thanks for link. Doesn't look bad at all though

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Absolutely shameless cheating by the Italians.

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>>153437954
Also it's fucking Kazakhstan! Great success!

>>153437989
>beats mass produced factory made olympians
very nice

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Everybody but me has chosen wrong

>>153437976
Yes that is why >we let the judges disqualify a guaranteed medal, likely a gold one, in speed skating

>>153437964
Someone had to fake an injury for the plan to work.

I’m watching figure skating and everyone is falling. What the fuck is wrong with shitalians? Why can’t they make a proper ice rink?

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think i'd get dizzy desu

>>153438140
Stop posting this annoying ugly bitch

>>153438143
? first time i've seen her ? do you not get dizzy? i'd get dizzy

>>153436712
>Indian
>Highly skilled
Heh

damn why are we choking so hard

>>153438140
What the fuck is she wearing? Jesus

>>153438140
Good point didn't think about that

>>153437935
Yeah that's a dive. They really decided on a full rebrand today.
>Friday the 13th
bravo

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Are figure skating judges the equivalent of reddit mods?

Im laughing so hard at these posts that I might actually watch this boring shit to see what's going on

>>153438213
idk but it's staying on when we make love

>>153435328
I can't fucking believe it bros. My country finally has another gold medal.

>>153438265
Congratulations, bro. I know Denis was smiling down on Milano tonight

>>153438171
Friday the 13th.

>>153438265
Congrats Comrade

>>153438265
Borat voice very nice
but also very sad for Ilia
I hope he can rebound for the World Championship next month

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a judged sport seems like an easy thing to bribe tho

How we feeling about pairs this weekend?

>>153438304
holy cringe

>>153436567
>0.25 playback speed
Perfecto

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>tfw ywn spend Valentine's Day at Olympic village during an Olympics held in Europe while surrounded by some of the most fit, talented, and skilled athletes the world has to offer

heh. they're FINNISHED.

>>153438532
hate this I deserve to be a winter Olympian for eternity

>>153435328
KWAB

>>153438279
Misha was in Denis' skating class as a kid. We live in a wonderful timeline

Who are the lesbians in this ?

>>153438865
there are none because they're dating me

I need Alysa tummy pics.

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It just dawned on me the obvious why the Kazakh won. He's probably used to skating on dogshit ice in Kazakhstan, his facilities probably aren't top notch like the other skaters facilities are so he's learned to land on shitty ice rinks

>>153439042
>"all these years of skating on shitty uneven lopsided as fuck bumpy permafrost ice in an abandoned mold-covered off-grid rink that's a 2 hour walk because there're no paved roads has finally paid off"
kino, when's the biopic or Netflix documentary?

>>153439042
a good athlete can adapt to circumstances

>choking this hard after being lauded as skating Jesus by the press
Right in time for Valentine's Day. Think he's gonna give all the Olympian girls the ick?
>"ewww he doesn't even have a medal"

>>153439066
That would be a pretty based documentary

>>153439086
He did get one on teams at least, but yeah if he ends up getting some at the Olympic village on v-day it's not going to hit the same

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>>153436602
>without combo
pretty lame

So what's going to be worth watching today

So what's going to happen with the Canadian curling cheating scandal?

Daily reminder that Team Norway ski jumpers sewed penis flaps on their suits to generate more lift while jumping. Who knows what shenanigans haven’t been discovered yet? Also why is their entire team asthmatic?

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I don't follow this fag sport for fags, roasties and trannies but the drama surrounding this shit is phenomenal.

>chock/bates mogged twice
>frog judge starting up controversy
>quad cuck ego's lands her at 8th place

Anything else?

>>153439188
nothing. just like everything. nothing. wait until the next scandal makes everyone forget the current one.

>>153439217
Well I heard that the cucknadian told the sweeds to F off and were mean about it. I want them disqualified

>>153439204
How does penis flaps work

>>153437976
They are melting the ice with strategically placed coffee machines hidden below. Activated at their convenience.

Sweden has requested the rest of the curling tournament to be played with rakes instead of brooms.

>>153439271
Like wings on an airplane.

>>153439212
>>153439086
fuck off retards

>>153439355
kwab the post

>>153439208
>I'M CRYING!!!

Isn't nice russia is banned from the Olympics this time around.
Who else should be banned besides china obviously

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*bes 12th*

>>153439396
your master, the state of israel

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This is what the Los Angeles 2028 medal table is going to look like

>>153439525
All rigged btw

>>153439542
>that flag
>that response
america isn't corrupt wtf

>>153436162
>Dude even my boomer normie mom said everyone looked wobbly and off balance.
and that's how u know it's sour grapes
when the normies complain, it's absolute low iq maximum salt

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>>153439600
>america isn't corrupt wtf

Why did Mariah Cary sing at the Opening ceremony? Does Italy not have singers?

>>153439600
it's the second most corrupt.
(first is canada)

>>153437795
>Back in the 70s-80s the only thing taken seriously was Gymnastics for Summer Olympics
the Soviets absolutely ruled weightlifting for a few decades, wrestling also

>>153439600
There are a lot of cringe pick-me's in America for some reason, same type of nigga to hold up "we're sorry" type signs in the live audience