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everyone involved with the writing of these engine regulations needs to decorate a light pole
f1
the most american driver on the grid
Can the GPDA convince the FIA to change the regs for the summer break or something? Like quickly swap the old PU back in.
who the fuck buys electric cars from mercedes or audi anyways?german government workers using tax payer money instead of their own?
>Daddy Stroll is here to drop a gear on the hoes
>>153438460surely not, we're like less than 20 days out
gimi
>>153438376every time you buy gasoline, you give abduls money
everytime you breath you awaken the beast
F1 is a disaster.
F1E*
>Lets tune into F1! >I sure love watching people not being able to go full throttle on straights because the battery might deplete and they'll get less powerFuck this semen slurrping sport.
>get the famous car designer of the guy who just won 4 titles in a row and got 2nd place last season>get the engine manufacturer of the same guy >absolute catastrophe of a tractor How is f1 even real?
Sebastian Vettel
>>153438460how do you propose they reengineer their chassis to accept mercedes motor in under a month?or have mercedes supply them motors at no notice
>>153438460No refunds
>>153438627>He was actually winning with a tractorbrehs..max haters...?
>>153438667That would explain the 2nd driver barely getting into the points.
what if prime vettel was actually good and it wasn't the car
>>153438545Okay buy any time a German buys anything they give abduls money.
is it even possible to oversteer with 200bhp on fat racing slicks
>>153438627alonso got shit on by ocon, bro
>Webbah couldn't beat Vettel>ps3 couldn't beat NorrisHas there ever been a worse set of drivers than Webbah and ps3? Even Mazepin and Schumacher could outperform them.
>>153438812schumacher is better than any medshitter, though
How do you fix F1?
ocon got shit on by Ollie!, bro
>>153438851I'm sorry Hirohito, its impossible at this point
>HERE COMES BEN QUADINAROS
>>153438812webber was already in his thirties and washed by the time vettel came along2025 was rigged so Norris could win, I don't think you can judge ps3 too harshly for not winning when the FIA and Mclaren were both sabotaging him
Quick, predict how Cadillac's first season will go so you can screencap it and be all smug when what you said happens
>starts can't use the batteries for rb start because they might not have enough go actually race after>if you don't use the batteries you have to rev for like ten seconds, and then have a much higher chance of stalling>way too soon to the start of the season for anyone to do anything about (except Ferrari that apparently has a system for it)What retarded regulations.
>>153438938>mclel made ps3 do this
>>153438958Slow but fairly reliable. Picks off a few points before summer break. P10 in WCC ahead of Asston Shartin.
>mfw half the grid fucks up their start procedure in melbourne
>>153438365no if anything they'd argue to make the cars slower for safety. and ask for higher pay too.
>>153438987he shidded
>>153438851pretend 1994 didn't happen
>>153438996>reliablei know its just testingbut they have anything but reliable
>>153438851Mandatory pit girls/race queens with additional points awarded for how slutty their outfits are each race
good mornin lads>*whips out benis*
Honda wants YOU to design an engine between now and FP1 in Australia. What're you bringing?
>>153439282Just a few hits from Max's pickaxe in Minecraft.
>>153439282
quali will be 0 skill all engine since you dont have to drive well in cornersliteral 100% engineer sport now
NOS THE STRAIGHTSGGEZ
>>153438627
>>153439282Alonso loves new Honda engines.
Aston Shartin turning up to Melbourne with their 2026 car.
>>153439311never not been the caseput Senna in the 1990 Life and he wouldn't qualify for a single race
Brad Keselowski to Max Verstappen: We have a @FordRacing cup car ready to go. Feel free to DM when you’re ready Max Will Max ever race in a real motorsport, or will he just stick to pussy european racing
>>153439401for boys*women shouldn't ever be able to give consent on their own, or really have any legal rights at all
where are all the dumb yuppies anons who pay for f1 tickets and actually fly to watch this "sport" even though it keeps getting worse and worse each year?How are you guys coping right now, it's still worth the "experience" right?
daily reminder
>>153439583Cope
>>153438658How long did Brawn GP have to tweak their Honda chassis for Mercedes engines back in 2009?
Are new engines designed so that they just won't produce more non-electrical power?So could FIA in theory save the situation by changing restrictions and manufacturers don't need to start from scratch?
The only good drivers are the ones that I likeEvery driver you like is trash
>>153439656I'm assuming this whole situation can be solved like that. But that's only assuming its a clear easy fix and if that's even what the direction the FIA wants the new PU to go.
Any Kim Kardashian news?
>>153439759brain holes
what did he mean by this?
>>153439311ohhhh so thats what alonso meanthe wasnt talking about the g forces
>tfw the starts are so ass that the fia starts doing rolling starts to try and prevent half the field from stalling
>>153439854indycar bros, we won
>>153439643Withdrawal was announced Dec 5th, 2008, roughly 1 month after the end of the season.Testing began on February 16th (but Brawn missed that AFAIK), they announced the sale of the team has been finalized on Mar 6th, 2009, and they were topping the time sheets in the final Spain tests on the 9th of March.I don't know much about the whole deal that went down but I'd imagine Brawn probably had some notice that Honda was pulling the plug before the announcement (let's say about a week) so he was probably contacting merc in late November and thus had 14-ish weeks or less to initiate the swap and have it finalized for testing.Alonso on the other hand, is fucked. Even if he switches to Mercedes engines his curse will mean that the FIA suddenly decide to ban their engine trick and AM will be forced to switch engines again.
>>153439864Wtf where's the fucking pic.
>>153439854you just know some of the tards will just stall anyway
>>153439519brad got shit on by kyle, bro
>>153439886Aston can buy the abandoned Alpine PU project
>>153440006
>>153440088this was foul play tho
>>153439833>We made the car shit, as a joke
>>153439833>>153440159raging hate boner against the nips for not making good dragon ball z episodes
>>153440088alonsos reaction time here was crazynot more beauty
Alpine rear wing son or Honda engine daughter?
>>153439833he was merely pretending
Why is Lando Norizz such a fucking stupid cock sucking zoomer of a faggot retard? Fucking hate that faggot. Max will always MOG Lando
Piss Tree Status?
>>153439854this only affects notorious shitters like mcpedo nowins
>>153438468Is Sophia ageing well or…?
How will the Japanese people who made the Honda PU apologise for their failure?
>>153440452he will succumb to gay aids in 1-2 years anyways
>>153440452We only talk shit and banterWe're not retarded enough to actually harm another human being for sports(Unlike euros)
Ferrari having an edge? is it finally happening this year?
KWAB Hall of Fame (losing the wdc with a teammate specifically designated to roadblock your opponent)>kwablonso (2010)>pozzedstappen (2025)
>>153440545FIA will find a way to rape and gape them and hand over the title to toto
>>153440549+100000 izzat
>>153438851nerve gas
>>153440545nah it will be be banned anyways, only cheatcedes is allowed to have an advantage
>>153440452it's really medshitters who are malding at norris, aussies couldn't give a fuck
How much of Honda's engine problems can be traced back to the fact that Yuki (a Japanese driver) doesn't have an Aston Martin contract? I mean he got the seat on redbull because Honda wanted a japanese F1 driver...
Also thiserino
>>153440545>post yfw Leclerc has a race start in Bahrain that reminds you of the Renault launch system in 2004(Zoomers won’t understand this historical reference)
>>153440586Jin Nakamura is the new great yellow hope, time to forget Yuki Tsunoda exists
>>153440595honda won the wdc almost immediately after dropping kwablonso
The Mercedes made such an awful shitbox holy shit it is over for them
>shitbox>that's comfortably 2 seconds quicker than everyone elsehheheUMAD
There's just too many fucking electronics and sensors in the car. If the drivers were busy judging grip and temperature by feel, nobody would come up with this battery deployment nonsense.
>>153438346Bro is lonely, he has zero friends on the grid.
>>153438293Do you have any Edd Sttraw velentine cards?
>>153440952if only vips was still alive
It's important to understand the animalistic nature of the hatred medshitters have for Norris. What was building up last year was a heroic and aggrandizing narrative in which even one of their average drivers could easily overpower the up-and-coming anglo superstar in his own team through sheer stoicism. But instead what ended up emerging was an absolutely EMASCULATING conclusion wherein no matter how big of an advantage they were given, they couldn't even finish second in a one-way title fight.
>>153441069izzat level: maximum
>>153438851Fix your fucking engine first
>>153441092kek
>less than 3 weeks until racing>the least hype i've been for f1 because of all the dogshit news about the shitty slow cars
We should bring back grooved tyres, they looked sexier than slicks.
>>153441270i wouldnt mind them being slow if they were small and noisy and didnt have all the electric and tyre fagottry. I want to see 55 qualy laps in a row, it would make alonso retire due to age but it is a necessary sacrifice
the hunt begins, guess the team
>>153441371she will get stoned for posting that from bakhrain
>>153441371Do you think she'll let lance stroll hit? 4shure she would let Alonso hit.
J'aime pas les arabes, mais lui je l'aime bien
>>153440461is she dying of Polio what's wrong with her
this guy follows me on instagram and his whole account is photos of him with Juju Nodamaybe it's her agent, or parent or something, I dunno
No me gustan los indios. De hecho, los odio.
>>153438468>Yes, I am in a cuckold relationship with my husband and we show my encounters with our bull on our MyDirtyHobby profile. How did you know?
>>153441494her epstein handler
>>153441371thats crazy
>>153441371How does she get away with posting that stuff?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LRf11zMk6pMyoutube shortwhy is it that alonsos italian is better than his english?
>>153441792because german, french and italian(and by extension, latin) are the greatest languages in the world
>>153441188>these helmet colourstell me more about her
>>153441532fuck thats so hot
>>153440088he lost the WDC right there, if he dont fuck it up in the wall trying to get positions he probably gets a better pit stop than lando and passes him, not being in a DRS train would let him get maybe p4 or so, enough for the championship.
>>153440088that's a lesson i've learned in iracing, if you fuck up by jumping the start DO NOT STOP, at least make use of the advantage you got until you can take the penalty
>>153441923to be fair he was constantly sabotaged after cheatlaren settled the wccthe only mistake he did is that he didn't suck off enough arab sheiks like mcpedo nowins did
>>153441975the turn 1 crash in baku was all him tho, shit was embarrassing.
OSCARYOU ARE A STAR...YOU"RE JUST NOT CHAMPION BECAUSE WE BACKED LANDO OUR BAD!!
>>153442038>turn 1i meant lap 1
>having the perfect season>suddenly "forgets" how to drive>suddenly car is 3 seconds slower than his teammates caryeahnot foul playyeahhhh..
>>153442038nah, that was cheatlaren already fucking with his car
>>153442094Nah, it was him being desperate and going on the dirty part of the track, some other drivers also almost didnt make the corner but didnt crash.
>>153442086>Norris shits on Piastri constantly>somehow the short phase where Piastri was quicker is the actual pace, not the one that was always there
>>153442108maybe he was desperate, but he was driving a broken carprobably wasn't aware at that point, but was lateri'm not defending him because after all he is a cuckold who happily accepted mcpedo sabotage and team orders
>>153442127after seeing the 2025 season we can safely say that cheatlaren sabotages anyone who dares to challenge the male prostitueat this point i'm pretty sure they did the same with shittardogod i'm so sorry dildoman, i was shitting on you for no reason
>squeeze your rival into the wall like a dirty cheater>get fucked later losing 100 points lead and championshiplando stopped being nice and he won wdc
>>153440231Alpenis is right on the money on this oneI'm pretty sure teams want the mini vortices back but they forget that the mini vortices affects their tyres as well
>>153442133Regardless, he should have just keep crashing into lando before he passed him in the WDC
>>153442161he just casually drove into the wall because he is a shitter lol
>>153442161>squeeze >when norris hit the back of piastri's carNorris was just a retard.
>>153442161It's astounding how bad Norris is at wheel to wheel racing.
>>153442221it's an *nglo thingif you think about it there isn't a single bongshitter who is good at w2wthey can only win with cheat cars
>>153442161THATS NOT VERY TEAMLIKE>Sorry Oscar mate... Papaya rules
Jonathan Wheatley's voice is smoothing to my ear
2025 chronological medshitter phase timeline:>boasting>choking>malding>coping
>>153438468TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
He actually said this
>>153442811>Why's your da' keep asking for Jerky, Stroll?
>>153438851get rid of the hybrid, enough of this fucking bullshit.
I hope Tombazis will get killed for this
>>153442952Formula E is two blocks down buddy
>>153443263
>>153443263>>153443291these whores should be ashamed of themselves
>>153441847Yeah, that car looked really nice without sponsors.
>>153443263>>153443291the jews took this from us
>>153443263>>153443461>>153443291but fr tho if you squint a little, james hunt looks like Epstein in picrel.
>>153443263>>153443291actually insane, imagine if modern f1 drivers did shit like this. Mass suicide by female fans the moment these pictures drop. Lando will end up like kirk and some fangirl working at the us military will shoot a nuke towards monaco
>>153442336ye, he talks like an upper-class middle-aged woman. their prime minister does the same thing
Alonbros, what are we in for?
>>153443263>he is butthurt that he doesn't get to look at softcore porn involving his favourite sweaty manly menI think you were emasculated to begin with, anon.
>>153443263>>153443291british women really are horrid
Ferrari bros, is this our year?
>>153443737>painhentai gooners fucked the engine simple'as
>>153443737>Alonbros, what are we in for?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwpiDqdugYY
>>153443737https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ud4HuAzHEUc
>>153443737
>>153443844yes and checkedFerrari winning will be worth it just for Hamilton's public crashout when he's comprehensively beaten by Lechuck
>>153443847>>153443904>>153443945>>153443952but they had newey
poowey was carried by max
hello m'lady
>>153443737there IS a silver bullet:he said he will do ONE MORE YEAR if the car is shitwell, we got alonso racing at 47 confirmed
>>153444022Stop it, I'm tempted.
>>153444023silver LINING lmao
>>153444022Max Verstappen
>>153438975>way too soon to the start of the season for anyone to do anything aboutwhat do you mean, Stella already said they will demand they change the procedure so shitters don't pile on top of each other
they will change the regs as soon as they realize that bongshitters are too dumb to drive these cars and AMX mogs them
>>153444164they'll change the rules so the team control the battery management for them. Like when Hamilton was too dumb to change settings mid race so they changed the rules so the engineer can tell them exactly what buttons to push on the steering wheel and when
>>153444022i wanna see hot women, not fag males. Go back to berlin
hAudi
>>153444022>the perfect woman doesn't exi-
>>153444056settle down ok
So Sheikh Al-Hamil would've won if it was a real race, if you believe the race simulationsHuh.
its sucking on that thang
>>153444303what is it cooling?
>>153443844Probably. If Ferrari is 2nd fastest on average then we can see Russell vs Hamilton title charge as Mercedes is probably the fastest car on the grid
>>153444355it's extracting zak brown's cum out of mickey mouse nowins's ass
Guys I'm slowly becoming an F1 fan because of the jewish algorithms. I actually thought it was boring as shit a while back haha, anyway. is this gonna be a good year ?
>>153444355a twinks cock
>hamilwog title charge
>>153444378Formula 1 ended last year. This is the Super Formula E general.
asston fartin a shitbox
>>153444359hamilton is not gonna be in any title fight ever again
>>153444552alonso is shitting up the team
>>153444570he will, for the WEC
Ferrari clearly has the best car..... Hamilton will win the championship..... it's over
kwablonso's team will finish last
>>153444303
Ferrari does not have to be fastest....they just take the lead at the start....while others struggle to
>>153444927there wont be any overtaking so thats all they have to do
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
/f1/ lost.
2027 regs
>>153445232Where Caddilacker?
>>153445135I love AI
>>153445135see >>153439583
I just don't understand the FIA. If you wanna talk about sustainability (GAY), the previous regs were way more sustainable than this shit they're pushing.what is the point?no, this won't be fixed unless you change the regulations. you can't just generate more energy out of thin air
>>153444253dick pics
>>153445279it's demoralization and turning F1 unwatchable for the real fans
So we're gonna have Goblando into Ruslel WDC. Britoids are never gonna shut up. This is truly the darkest timeline.
>>153445255i know this sounds unbelieavable with all the shilling about lewis' association with brasil, but most brazilian F1 fans GENUINELY believe Max is either the best or the only comparable to Sennaone more generation and they'll realize he's always been better than Senna - it's still sacrilege to say that in the presence of Gen X and boomers
lets be honest brosdo you realize that messy complicated regs not gonna keep people engagedless people watching=less sponsor money=less budget for teams=dark times ahead
>>153445359there rules won't lead to chaos racing, they just lead to boring racing with no overtakes
>>153445359oh no! they'll have to switch to cheaper, simpler engines that make lots of noise and drink lots of petrol to make power!
>>153445359>less people watching=less sponsor money=less budget for teams=dark times ahead=less social media bullshit=simplified regs for cost-cutting=better racing
>>153445359what the elites do is not always because of money. they could very well allow tobacco sponsorships again and bring extra billions, increase the budget cap and so ona lot of the stuff they do is about power, not money
>>153445357extremely based if it's true
>>153445290How does that help sell more F1?
he lost the WDC here
>>153445517he didn't lost it, the wdc was stolen from him by the faggotinelli torpedo and team order>>153445508they don't want to do that, they are trying to get a new audience
>*bumps into you in the metro station*
>>153445517not how butterfly effect works do all fins have down syndrome?
>>153438293Petition to change general name to Formula E
>>153445517he shidded
>>153443844Apparently
>>153445678>/f1e/ - Relentless Formula E On Steroids General
>>153444012There’s an extensive WAG Update on this lady incomingHer name is Betty gloverShe used to work for BBCShe’s Logan Sargeant’s on/off girlfriend (she’s about 8 years older than him)
>>153445650its not a finn, its the indog with a vpn
>>153443737We're in for the resurgence of funny Alonso memes, and I'm all for it.
>>153445517he lost the wdc when he decided to crash into russel in a fit
>>153445806He lost the WDC when he decided to score fewer points than another driver on the grid
>>153438958They start the season beating Aston and end up dead last in the constructors with 0 points.
>>153445357max reminds me a shitlot of senna, didnt prost also said that just like max senna also was a completely different person outside the car?
>>153445517Let's unpack this claim about Max Verstappen supposedly "losing the WDC" here carefully. All drivers make mistakes, those with high average consistency make fewer and less costly mistakes in general -- In isolation this looks like a blunder -- Max Verstappen letting his championship rival clean thorugh, but the reality is more nuanced. Why does it look like a blunder? Because it happened in front of the camera. Drivers -- even with high overall consistency -- make small mistakes all the time, but most of them are never shown on the broadcast. Missed the apex? Not "broadcast-sexy". Too much wheelspin? Not "interesting".So, in brief, making mistakes is normal -- even for a world class driver such as Max Verstappen.Would you like a brief summary on what an *ACTUAL* mistake by a high averall consistency driver might look like?
Is Betty Glover a sweaty lover?
>>153445897kimi nuking him in austria is probably a better point of loss or the SC fucking his podium chances in miami.
It's almost as if the championship is won or lost over the course of the entire season rather than an isolated incident.
>>153445517The team gambled with a low downforce setup because they had to try something to beat McLaren's rocketship. They got unlucky because it rained, but Max did pretty well despite the spin at the safety car restart. Lesser drivers would've fared worse.
>>153445947we can point to a shitton of points during the season where max lost 2 points. Its useless, cause theres so many you can barely count them. For example, what if he qualified better in hungary? What if norris didnt impede him during his singapore q3 lap? What if kimi didnt nuke him in austria? What if kimi didnt get fucked by quatars high temps and lost the position to norris? What noone ever talks about is that alonso cost max the championship by creating a drs train in quatar. If he didnt do that, norris would have come out behind a lot of people and max would be champion
Why are people trying to find Max mistakes when the Barcelona-Russel crash was a deliberate, conscious decision?
Verstappen lost the WCC here.
>>153446151He shouldn't have needed to give the place back to Woody as Woody pushed him off the track via standard britbong incompetent wheel to wheel racing.
>>153438851Only watch F1 replays from the previous century
>>153446115>alonso train in qatarYeah probably, alonso saved that faggot accidentally, if only he had a worse qualifying.But yes, there are a ls, honestly with the car they had Mclel should have won it so much earlier, there is no reason for max to reach AD in contention but mclaren incompetence and the drivers being shit,
Pecking order after the first Bahrain testing rounds!>FrontrunnersFerrariMercedesMclarenVerstappen>Upper MidfieldHaasWillliamsGasly>MidfieldHadjarRacing BullsAudi>BackmarkersColapintoAston MartinCaddilac
>>153446254Irrelevant to chimping out and throwing a WDC away
>>153446458Verstappen should have just let Piastri back through in Jeddah and used a tyre offset strategy to beat him.
>>153446396No idea how it happened but Colapinto got Alpine's fastest lap on day 3Also Aston Martin needs to be at the very bottom
>>153446479he had no way of knowing if his car would have a similar pace to the cheating mclaren at that point.
the indog is really going all out today with xer VPNshe is assmad that nobody recognizes mcpedo nowins as a real champion
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153446636
>>153445897Kiitos paljon, SuomiGPT
>>153446714fucking hate when that happens
>>153446733You get filmed grabbing papa stroll's dick often?
>>153446750no, i'm not lance.
>>153443291MODS, I SEE A NIPPLE
janny wake up
the janny must fear the gimi
at least post 3d vids
>>153446396>>153446560Cola doubters are pathetic
El Musical bros how we feeling
>>153447206who?
>>153447137was he already a gooning afdict back then, looks like it foe sure
>>153447238suck my cock little bitch
>>153447399i was legitimately asking
troonstappen
>>153445517He lost the WDC because the car was dogshit for most of the year, especially in Bahrain and Hungary.It was always a papaya cuck's to lose and it would have been an embarrassment for a cheatlaren to have lost it.Shrimple as.
>>153445243>Implying they'll last a whole season
what kind of a sperg posts here during the off season?
>>153447815
>>153447825wow, hamilton is literally complete and utter shit...
im editing css of X so its not so desktop-unfriendly. so i can use x for f1 news more i dont need to rely on you fags or reddit megafags for news.
supposedly the dutch government is implementing a tax on unrealized gainshow will this effect our boy amd amx?(gimi)
>>153448300
>>153447815Hi!
>>153448323no tax on tikkie
>>153448323max evades taxes by living in monaco like every other rich person
>>153447137I find it funny how when we speak to BR bros we do it in our respective languages and manage to understand at 90% of what we sayIs a beautiful thing
>>153448388>>153448425thank G-d
>>153448434"Ah puto" might as well mean the same thing for us both
Tfw no smol Aston gf
>>153448543Anon that's a child
trying to spin that shit up? no problem bro that will be 100 millions thank you very much Mr stroll
>>153440549Norris 2024, Hamilton 2021 (bonus points for doing it with WCC winning cars)
>>153448300>wanting to see twitters opinions on subjects
>>153446014>>153447752Red Bull was clearly the worst race car in Silverstone with their setup, Yuki was far away the slowest in that race and was like 30s behind the second last, while Verstappen almost lapped him despite a mid race safety car
>>1534388513.1m wheelbase limit,non-negotiablei don't care how you fit everything, put batteries on the roof and turbo in the footwell, fill all the space and then shape the aero around it
>True ranking of the F1 teams post test>4th fastestMclarenMercedesRed BullFerrari>Best of the restHaasAlpine>MidWilliamsRacist BullsAudi>ShitCaddilac>Give us 3 more yearsAston Martin
WHERE ARE THE UPGRADES, ADRIAN NEWEY?
>>153441371
CAM ON DAN SCORE SAM FAKING POINTS
digitals and TDD
why does formula e exist?
>>153449170money laundering for sandniggers
>>153449170successor of f1 once combustion engines are outlawed worldwide in 2035
>>153449170battery research
>>153449170They had to put all those F1 rejects somewhere
>>153448323Amx lives in Monaco, and someone of his wealth can just hire a guy to find all tax loopholes so he can pay very little. As usual, these taxes supposedly aimed at the rich will just hit the middle class instead.>>153449170Testing ground for how much enshittification they can get away with.
fuel management: :)battery management: :(
>>153449170nobody really knows, not even the people involved with it
>>153449170Google formula e napkin story.
>>153449170to mog Fag1
>>153449170Its funny
>>153448323As if there's a single motorsport person not living in Monaco.
how will they bandaid fix the seasonfuel flow limit increase?
>>153449170to meet homosexuality quotas
>Marti hi maloney two races in a row
>>153449411Hot trad wife
>>153449278electricity is gay, it is what it its.>>153447815real niggas
>>153449411thats crazy
>>153447825>no AMX>literally who bongshittersgarbage
>>153449411wild that she's not pregnant yet
>>153449411shame about the tattoos
>most cars don't need to save anymore, so we can expect them to go fastthank you based gemini
>>153449733they can be dealt with. artem markelov's missus zapped all of hers off, she looks very nice again
>>153449697im doing my best you know? you are easy to judge
What a fucking idiot lol
>>153449364>boost+overake vs max regen in the middle of the straightexpect to see a few of these this year
when did wec shitted the bed?
>>153449920That one happened because of a full course yellow, he literally didn't break
>>153449938yeah but we might get this kind of massive delta on a regular basis with the new regs
>>153449964Yeah, Stella has been talking about it
>>153449273>taxes supposedly aimed at the rich will just hit the middle class instead.They are targeted at the middle class on purpose so that the middle class can never become rich. F1 related because F1 used to be one of the few ways a common man could become rich (gimi), but now you have to be rich to make it through the lower series.
>>153449812the blank shooter of esteril huevos
>>153449364That's almost as bad as Hamilshit crashing into Verstappen at Jeddah 2021.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP2XhiwezYs
>>153450080His shorts hint at the next rb #2 driver after Hadjar blows it
Lewis Hamilton merchandise.
>>153449364F1 2026 season preview
>>153450352Next time a team wants livery from fans, we really should submit one based on that sweater.
>>153450352ajjajaja
>>153449170Remember when your annoying lil bro pestered you to let him play vidya and you gave him an unplugged controller so he shut the fuck up? That but with single seats
>>153450352Chris Chan?
>>153443737eternal suffering for past faustian pacts
>>153449364The world was clearly lagging. Can't be helped.
these cars are going to be even worse than last spec aren't they??
>>153451049The Aero and handiling seem pretty good, its the low power thats killing it
>>153451049yes
>>153451049Was there ever a doubt with it going more to battery power?
>>153451049the only aspects in which the new cars arent objectively worse is that they are a bit smaller and a bit lighter
>>153449182she should use head and shoulders for that dandruffand a moisturiser for that horrible dry skin
>>153439035IT'S LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY... wait, they're all standing there still
>>153451168you catty bitch
>>153450080sex wheel
Is f1 dood?
>>153451213always waswat nou
The germans ruined the sport. The cancer of Europe
>medshitter tries not to use nordic vpn challange. difficulty: impossible
>>153451529Are you implying we are chads?
>>153451049>slower in the cornersgood>dogshit energy managementyeah, overtakes will be only on the straights>active aeroas above, overtakes only on the straights, not even in braking zone>defensive drivenon existing thanks to <1s drs on steroidsit will be even more>he is not in our race, let him goaka let merc go when you are cuckstomer
>>153438851>How do you fix F1?make the call
>>153438851I'd tell you but I don't want to be put on any more watchlists.
>>153438851Global financial crisis that forces all car manufacturers apart from Ferrari to fuck off.
>>153452809TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>153438851F3 cars with V10s
>>153452809>TAKE MY COCK SOPHIA
so who is winning this year? mclels or mercs?
>>153452669it's insane how Bernie fucked over every single host but F1 won't renegotiate terms unless every host refuses to accept their demands;Bernie made it so FOM keeps ALL of the Grand Prix's revenue aside from tickets, and now every host simply has to deal with it
>>153441449Quality work from google translate as always.
is it me or has there been a generally depressive mood this month for everyone?
>>153452809TAKE MY FIST SOPHIA (not in the way German women like it)
>>153452894
>>153453054cloudy :)
>>153453054mariposa
Never forget the German who would lock up his dick in a cage and fuck himself in the ass with a black dildo fuck machine while listening to sissy hypno.Any German flag could be him, and should be treated as such
>>153453152you have to respect that he committed to it
Why no yellow car?
>>153453191The only thing he should have been committed to is an asylum.
>>153453364nahpeople like him are the spice of lifegodspeed cagefag
>>153453191¡Alberto!
>>153452809EAT MY CUM SOPHIA
>>153453448cant believe f1tv fumbled himthe tech demos were some of the best content on f1tvvery good eats coded
>>153453489he cool, i still dont know why he was fired from daznhis video on the compression ratio was very good
Formula 1 needs some fat folk representation
>>153453207Renault turned gay and tried to push their sports car brand.
>>153453593edd has filled the vacancy
>>153453593>
>>153453658women really see this shit and say "hell yeah"women are gay as fuck
>>153453207There's something about the combo of yellow and blue that's so satisfying.
>>153453717calm down
>>153453733Yes.
Post more Jodi
>>153453733did you fuckers not have art classthis is the third timethis shit is 101 for a reason
>>153453775How do we go back to cars that look and sound like this?
>>153453015>this monthtry decade
>>153453894yeah but this month is rough based on observations of people and myself>part of my observations
>those position changes barely 2 hours into a 12 hour race>bonus points for kangaroo getting rekt at 270 kph 20 minutes inF1 is a fucking joke Watch sports car racing
As promised, the deep dive on new F1TV host (debuted in Bahrain pre-season test shows):>NameBetty Glover>Age:32>SexualityStraight>CVWorked as BBC Sport radio then TV reporterNow freelanceHosts an F1 podcast called The Fast and the CuriousHosts a videogames podcast called Britaku on Japanese video game cultureCovering for Laura Winter's maternity absence>Relationship status:Dating Logan Sargeant, ex-Williams driver, who is 8 years younger than her>Body typePleasantly plump>Hobbies and InterestsBournemouth F.C. fanScuderia Ferrari fanJRPGs
>>153454132cant fuck with this one she looks like a laura latex mask
>>153454132She's got that lovely, 'girl from down the pub who is destined to go on and get a good job in London' look doesn't she?
>>153454117wec was today?
Fuck F1
>>153454132Another one from the gender and equality quota. Karun is quite good at his job to be fair.I used to work for a British corporation. All they cared about was gender neutral toilets and equal opportunities for all sexualities and hair styles
>>153454294Bathurst 12hhttps://youtu.be/Eq8h4hVAv6M
>>153454132>32>0 kids555-come-on-nowunless she's his beard
>>153454345ah ok, nah not for me
>>153453775why did they become so shit after 2006 was it the tyres
i just need things to be different
>>153454752do you feel blame?
>>153454800i simply suffer
>https://youtu.be/vTR3M2bmMFQF1 dood. Wat nou? They're gonna bring back the MGU-H as an emergency patch-up in 2027 aren't they?
>>153455072Not watching your shit video. Get a job.
>>153455072the issue i have with the mguh delete is its pretty fucking cool fuck road relevance pulling 50% efficiency out of an ice is baller as fuck
George and Mercedes won 2026, its obvious
>>153452894I'm gonna smooooooke
>>153455347do not smoke.
>>153455259Tvtv has never really taken an L, even 2021 Abu Dhabi was part of His master plan
>>153455429>>
>>153455476ynr zeropod
>>153455647thou are a tetrapod
>>153455742hell yeah
>boobens at bathurstF1 related
Honest question to non coffee drinkers: are you guys not bored 24/7? Where do you get the energy to do things?
>>153455972
>>153455972cocaine
>>153455972i fill in the gaps with fentanyl
>>153455972i take my energy from my unwavering hatred of mercedes
>>153455972I wake up with 80% energy, and I end the day with around 80%.
>>153438293
This is the only interwebz place I come to for F1. I need a bit more than just this.
>>153456129Do you peak at 100 during the day or do you stay at 80?F1 related because Botass used to take caffeine pills before an f1 race.
>>153455972booger sugar
>>153456360MWLcars hitting top speed halfway down the straight then slowing down because lmaobatteryAmx leaving mid seasonHalf the grid is gonna stall every race start2 minute mandatory start procedure for everyone to get the autistic rev sequence right for the turbo and electrics to spool upin a word, its over
>>153456360There isn't more than this, it's over anon
trulli train, this time fully voluntary>less drag means less energy usage>you charge the battery for last lap attackon the other hand you engine is going to overheat, so I don't know. make it happen for these mickey mouse rules
>>153456360>amx, alonso, shamilton, and others vocal about the new rules sucking monstrous dick>ruslel and norizz passive aggressive about amx' comments about the new regs>ferrari brought up race start turbo lag a year ago and was ignored, took it into account in engine development, now mclaren crying about turbo lag and pretending it's a safety issue to get the starting procedures changed>at times the cars have only about 200hp after accounting for parasitic losses to recharge the battery>aston/honda potentially MUCH slower than the rest of the field>nothing new until melbournewebm related, it's gonna be a semenslurping-fest both literally and figuratively
genuinely what's wrong with british cuntsI can't imagine anyone at the top of their sport like lebum, messi, brady, phelps, usain bolt, ovechkin just saying>oh we get paid so it's all fine lad
>>153456649Absolute peak faggotry. I genuinely wish terrible things upon these wastes of human life.
>>153456649mercedes engine drivers and drivers who know they can't win if amx is in the sport with a semi-competitive car
>>153456389I generally stay at 80 around the whole day. Usually avoid drinking energy drinks or anything like that.
>>153456360M8 anytime an aussie makes a thread you best believe they won't include any news. It's part of their 10 year old shtick, it's just bantz aint it?
>>153456649What's wrong with making money?
>>153456408b-but anondrugs are b-bad
>>153456860WAGTFKY
>>153456860
>>153456633>>nothing new until melbournewe should get a better idea of what the racing will be like with the full testing being broadcast[spoiler]it's complete and utter shit[/spoiler]
>>153453816don't know what your LGBT circle chart is about but there must be a logical explanation for blue and yellow looking good together, it's crazy stuff
>>153456649subhuman bootlicker behavior
>>153456951It might be good in the same way 2012 was good with its random Pirelli tyre failures
>>153456812nothing, but it is much better to bemoan wealth and inequality, you get more social media likes that way on average
>>153456812both need to be expropriated of all they have if they think all's fine, the silly cunts
>>153448745yesalso bruhhttps://x.com/lecvsn/status/2022759286980366506
>>153457003watching a trainwreck is pretty entertaining tbdesuthe on-track action will be non-existent: there will be only one optimal way to deploy your energy around the lap and everyone will follow it and doing anything else will absolutely fuck you over. the overtake mode takes even more energy so no one will use it when the engines are already constantly energy starved. and now drivers are saying that following is just as hard as it was last yearit's never been overer
chances of max leading the series till half way then just quitting the sport entirely with a public statement that "f1 is gay, the tracks are gay, the cars are gay, the FIA is gay, george russell is gay, the fans are gay, liberty media is gay. goodnight"?
>>153448300I had the same idea and now all my f1 feed is retarded roastie whores with numbers 44, 4, 63 and now 1 being retarded troglodytes with zero f1 knowledge before 2018 (if that)abandon the idea
>>1534573100%, because he'll also say that Norris is gay.
race starts will be kino imagine the cold tires
>>153457404>rule change causes a buck broken champion to diewe're getting artyom sennuk v2
im content having eaten
>>153438293FraudStappen is only complaining beacuse he knows he can not win anything in this new era.Good riddance to that piece of shit. Happy he will be gone from the sport soon.
>>153457404i hope lando norris gets beheaded
QRD on the terrible engines?
>ynr japan
>>153458054saar are you crazy
>>153458052austrialilianianians dont fart thoughbeit
I GOT A JOB AT F1!
>>153458022read the thread
>>153458054I found it funny
>>153456860youre a big lad aren't ye boyo?
>>153458031>3 days>3 crashes>1 corner How does he do it?
>>153458217prove it bitch
>>153456860https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-0fmm_swcQ
>>153458052lemme aks y'allwhy all dem crackas be sayin this wuz hard time for dem jews? aint a jew neva been to a hot box?
baking
cars go vroom?
>>153453733
it's over accept it
>>153458583car go zoom
MAXSTOPWASTING YOUR BATTERYWE NEED TO TURBO THE STRAIGHTSMAX MAX?WHERE YOU GOING MAX? MAX??? STOPPPP
>>153458311>>153458364is one bomboclaat sirloin and two shrimp leff mi alonme
formula one? moar like formula ass kek lmao goteem
Timo Cock
Gimi
>Ynr Danny Ric
>>153459119danny dick
>>153458983>and two shrimpjust two huh?
>>153459143two in local means a little
>jamaica anonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL5HIApQXrY
>>153459183he doing nigerian https://youtu.be/AVBQ_mseP_A
>>153459244what about chet hanks?
>>153459270harmless and humorous
so... where new thread?
thread's gone, man. I'll be outside. Good luck
>>153459525my favorite movie btw
>>153459525https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HUlHK7qzwXk?feature=share
dish meta
you all scare me, i wanna go home
>>153459660>>153459660>>153459660
>>153456649Jesus christ the biggest fucking faggots ive seen. This sport is so fucking dead
>>153438346i just seent the lossen gipsy tails podcast thing and hes an ok dude i guess.i watched the whole thing and he didnt really irritate me which is good for most people.he loves max like me too so thats cool
>>153438958P10. Maybe P9 if they get lucky.As stated, Aston is looking to be kwaboty
