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Women's Team Pursuit
https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/ssk/tp/w/teampu------------/qfnl/000100--/race-result
>16:00 CET - Women's Team Pursuit Quarterfinals

Men's 500m
https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/ssk/st/m/500m--------------/fnl-/000100--/race-result
>17:00 CET - Men's 500m
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*stumbles into the thread*
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I hope this shit is as entertaining as Thursday.
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kek they're showing a valentines video package on tntsports
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I just heated up some stroopwafels
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>>153446518
you're supposed to put them over your hot beverage
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have you ever skated so fast that you got scared?
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>6 laps
Really thought it'd be longer.
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i drink 5 cups of tea every morning
this one is no different
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looking forward to some bundaskate
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>>153446322
>Team pursuit
Why don't we have a team there? We are the host
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>>153446518
>>153446535
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Steppebulls ww@
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>>153446518
its just cookie with caramel, why do they need to import that from 4000km away, is the technology not available in the US to make that?
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This team skating is really weird.
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KazACK
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Just tuning in. Is there going to be lots of crashes?
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LOVING THIS ICE ITALY
REALLY GREAT JOB SO FAR
10/10 WOULD LET YOU HOST AGAIN
FUCKING RETARDS
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>>153446646
not as many as short track
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why didnt kazakhstan try to finish the race

just out of pride
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>>153446477
Antoinette cute
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>>153446646
Kazakhs already went down
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We could have done better than these kazak frauds kek
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kwab.

Do they not do any swapping to the lead skater?
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well this is already horrible for kazakstan
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>Kazah team last athlete crashes
Polish TVP commentator:
>That was fantast-
>fatal situation
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how does this work? are they playing tag?
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>ads
Aieeee I need to pay for something eventually. I hate adverts
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>>153446690
no that used to be a thing but people figured out pushing is faster
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>>153446715
its like the velodrome cycling in summer
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why are they touching each other ass?
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>>153446717
I pay for Peacock and the greedy cunts still show ads. You can't escape them.
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>>153446720
poor gal :(
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>>153446736
wouldn't you?
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during this boring race it's time for learn with lisa
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>>153446736
Wouldn't you want to touch cute girl ass?
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Why are they blurring out the thighs of the Japanese team?
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did they always used to have these space age helmets during team pursuit?
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>>153446751
what
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>>153446736
it's a bonus for doing the event
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Where is the Dutchie to tell us who is the favorites?
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>>153446734
I don't remember that, but from what I just seen, is it just a time trial that two team do at the same time?
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>>153446751
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>slurp
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>>153446787
No, winner moves on to the next round
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>>153446662
I thought I was tuning into 500m men's speed skating. Apparently not.
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>>153446624
Importing makes it more exotic and a "premium" product. The stroopwafels pictured are sold at Aldi in the US along with other imports otherwise uncommon in the US like jaffa cakes and speculoos.
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she can slurp on me hhaha
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I don't think i could mentally accept it if the krauts get a better time here
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my shitty stream keeps putting ad break placeholders in the middle of the races
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kek germany
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why do you need to be stacked in a line? better drafting?
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>>153446751
Uhm, huh? Was ist Dutch probleem?
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>Brittany's gf
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suboptimal I reckon
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>>153446717
there was only the nbc option on the site i use, truly awful luckly i have a backup site and it has the tnt stream
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>>153446775
was taking a shower so I missed the start but here are teams to watch:

favorites: Netherlands, Japan, Canada

This is not a medal event yet, just a qualifier for the semis

Men's 500m names to watch

Favorites: Stolz, de Boo, Zurek
outsiders: Gao, Koshkin, Dubreuil, Morishige
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Deutschland, was ist los?
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mmm american arses
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>>153446860
Based
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>entire crowd is orange
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what were they saying about new USA informed by data science?
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Why do they touch the butts in front of them?
hmmmmm...
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>>153446931
push them along
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>giantess at the front with her little subs behind her
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>>153446931
2nd and 3rd are going faster with the windbreaker up front but that's useless unless you transfer that energy back forward
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>>153446949
do they share the same bed?
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Where is jutta
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>>153446970

Bogging herself
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>>153446970
Under Jake Paul
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>>153446970
tomorrow 500m
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>>153446965
yeah to save on money
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>I'm so fucked
kek leafs
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Will Canada finally win a gold?
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Why do they even need qualifying for this
Didnt they all qualify for the olympics?
Just let them ride and compare the time
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corr that shot of that canadian arse just then
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>>153447022
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>>153447010
it used to be like this but ISU wants 1v1, the semis will be elimination and not time based
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>>153446751
Usually I can understand what something is even out of context, but genuinely what the fuck is this? It looks like a professional instructional video as well, do dutch people suck themselves?
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>>153447045
sniffa
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>>153447000
they already said that in other speed skating events that we threw :(
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>>153446961
They didn't do it the last time I watched.
It's quite surprising that they came up with this only now
Do guys also do it?
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>>153447045
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@grok change the letters
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ready for the rigging against our boy
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>>153446994
Salt levels if she beats Femke?
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>>153447134
who would do that?
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>>153447267
as long as it's a gold for us it's ok, but it would be a super upset
personally I don't hate jutta, just her man
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is it even a real speedskating team pursuit (women) without italy? let's be real, it's our national sport after all
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>>153447134
did he learn polish
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>>153446751
Why is it black?
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>>153447384
yet you don't have 3 women to field
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>>153447407
we failed to qualify without lollo :(
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I gotta take a whicked shit
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>>153447430
don't you auto qualify as the host nation
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>>153447447
idk what happened honestly
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do they only play old music because the license costs are lower, or because new music just sucks?
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>>153447405
władek speaks polish very well and also sings our anthem
he's a good polish boy
but he's not racing today, this is sprint where Żurek will shine unless some sus things happen again
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>>153447049
>it used to be like this
the first time at turin was 1v1 and was a lot more fun than a time trial
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>>153447479
nice
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damn, that chink was juiced to the max
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Human centipede lookin ass sport
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>DINIZ Sebas
this dutch brown guy any good? or is he going to just get in the way?
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>>153447618
fast starter but slightly weaker lap
zurek has the inner lane so his opponent doesn't really matter
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>>153447572
gosh damn my wife is freaking STACKED
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>GSCHW
damn bro, wanna buy a vowel
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when is the final? ny programme says 6pm which is now
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>36.07
barely faster than femke's WR kek

>>153447754
just started
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>>153447754
now
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Streams doko??
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is this timed or winner advance?
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>>153447798
timed, shitters are first
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>>153447809
finally an order that make sense, unline alpine "sport"
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do they tuck their willys for aerodynamics
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how many italians are in this are they rigging again
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>>153447777
>>153447779
i thought they would all run together
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>>153447860
that's another event
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>>153447786
livetv873 me
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>unzipping your suit
Slutty
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>>153447860
mass start is next saturday
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>>153447822
alpine order is done how it is because you can't run a Zamboni on snow
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Italy turned the ice speed up for that run.
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it's retarded how unfair this is with the inside and outside tracks
they used to do 2 runs in both tracks but of course we can't have nice things
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>>153447938
bro, they switch the track half way
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>>153447944
yes and 1 guy can draft while the other can't
1k is fair, 500 isn't
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>>153447944
Person starting on the outside gets a draft down the straight and then the shorter corner to end.
Literally free win.
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>>153447960
>>153447965
what if the inner start guy is fast enough so the other guy can't draft behind him in the first straight
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If you decided at a that you would do speed skating like these guys, would you wear a cup?
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Is she competing in Milano-Cortina?
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>>153448001
dont need one
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>>153447995
that just means you won't help him, but someone else in another race will get that help and can win against you by 0.01
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many 500m skaters hate the 2nd inside turn because it's super hard to hold at 60 kph
shinhama and koshkin especially are weak at them
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hope that chink crashes and dies
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>>153448001
why are you so obsessed with penises? that's weird.
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>>153448001
nah, i'd wear one of those next gen tranny cuck cages that make your dick invisible
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>china vs. china
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>>153448013
nope, failed to qualify
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is this for podium position? does winning the pairing do anything?
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china numba one
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>>153448025
They just need to git good.
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based chinaman
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do they even resurface the ice in this one?
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>>153448001
>would you wear a cup
nah. It would be mentally distracting.
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>>153448068
it's time trials
the fastest of all the races win the medal
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>kuratsubo
what a name no way he is gonna lose
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Being referred to as a country and not by their names upsets my autism
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nippon numbah one!
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>Crosseyed dutchie finishes 5th
>Chinaman in gold position
kek. Crowd is salty as fuck.
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tntsports commentator doesn't like how long the ref is holding the starts
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I like how the guy says ready.
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rigged ice + that loser warm up skater spooked the jap
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did they even bother with rigging the ice if there's only 1 italian this whole day today?
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>400 for 10 at that frame
What's this dude on?
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>sister here for support
>looking at her phone
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THE RIG IS IN
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what are you doing my guy
why are you standing up so early....
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>Ice gets ripped to shreds
Later runners get screwed.
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HORRY SHIT SPEEDY NIPPON
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anime
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Why is everyone so close to the olympic record?
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>>153448159
what did you think rigged ice meant? vibes? papers? essays?
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haha time for canada
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>>153448159
it's 100% getting broken
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>>153448159
a dutchie said the air pressure is making them faster
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thats was definitely a medal run by the 2nd jap
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>>153448159
cleaner western european air with more oxygen
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>>153448159
Not long enough to have a huge gap.
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unc is on fire fr
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>>153448159
speaking of
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Leaf is smiling. we suck.
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shit
that's scary already
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>>153448207
it's only going to get faster
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>LEAF OR
>LEAF OR
>LEAF OR
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>10 more guys
can we keep this up?
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TODAY IS NOT THE DAY OF THE RAKE
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that start is just a bunch of holes now
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ANOTHER AMERISLIP.... LMAOOOOOOOO THE AMERICAN GOT YEETED OUT OF CAMERA SIGHT THE FIRST 50m
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is this it? will canada finally REDEEM?
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>kazakhstan
oh boy it's gonna happen again
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>>153448211
don't worry, NBC called your guy a contender
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>>153448232
you got beat by a tiny yellow man. sit down, polack.
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bro, that ref is fucking retarded holy shit
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>Canada are going to get a gold
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>arshavin gesture
another russkian......
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>>153448248
he holds them forever
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The ice is shit, they said
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>>153448241
yes, well, he was a bigger contender in 1k and lost bronze by +0.07
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SO CLOSE
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>>153448248
STOP THE EDGE
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>>153448247
>american education
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>>153448264
it is
it's good for sprints but bad for long distance
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>>153448216
>anyone from team ITA competes
>lap time is mysteriously much shorter than the others
yeah we know
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>Italy in charge of maintaining venues
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these two are gonna probably lower the time by a second or smth
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FUCK YEA CANADA HAS WON A GOLD FINALLY

CANADA HAS GOT GOLD IN THE BAG 100% CONFIRMED
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time for kino
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>>153448311
HECK YEA
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>>153448308
ITS OVER CANADA WINS GOLD
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German dude clearly doping, hands shaking
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>>153448286
the checks cleared
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>>153448285
Lollobrigida destroyed the women's 3000m OR early on, that narrative doesn't hold either
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KAMAN STOLZY
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USA USA USA
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>>153448333
they used different clocks for that race
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THIS IS THE THREAD OF CANADA'S FIRST GOLD 100%
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another malinin???? is he gonna slip???
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CAM ON DE BOO SCORE SUM FUCKING WATTS
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>>153448349
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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JORDAN FUCKING STOLZ
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it's so over
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FIGHT
and WIN
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>>153448286
>enable quantum thermal fluctuation
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STOOOLS AND AMERISILVERS CHOKED

CANADA HAS GOT GOLD IN THE BAG 100% GUARANTEED
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canada status?
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NOT SO FAST CANTNADA
>it was revenge for sweden and a lot of other things
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USA
USA
USA
USA
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goddamn this yt boy is fast
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OH NO NO NO NO CANADA SISTERS
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Beat that, Canuck
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het is over
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THE DUTCH SEETHING HAHAHA
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AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
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YOU FUCKER JINXED IT
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America wins...AGAIN!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO almost a CHUTE would have been kino
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WTF BURGER STOLZ DOMINATING
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HAHAHAHA GET FUCKED LEAFS
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WELL WELL WELL
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>>153448391
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Was that King Boo on his skate? Kek.
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Speed skating is goofy because it's a sport designed for black people, but black people don't do it.
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check his piss
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Stolz is 100% german btw
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>>153448349
LMAO
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I hope de Boo didn't get a boo boo on his fall
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polska strong
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>gets your highlight footage DMCA'd
nothing personal Olympic-san
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>>153448345
nigga please
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Boo got spooked.
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wow dutch washed at this now sad
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>>153448409
you were saying?
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>>153448414
Cringe
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>>153448409
we have a black woman speed skater
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>>153448402
>>153448398
>>153448394
>>153448393
GET FUCKED AND I HOPE DEMOCRATS WINS AND OPPRESS WHITE AMERICANS
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ice is rigged
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>>153448414
99% German
1% cheese curd
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>>153448409
Shani Davis?
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>Canada
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
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>>153448413
Nintenchads always win
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zurek kwab
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THAT PIECE OF SHIT WENT ON OUR TRACK AND SPOOKED HIM
WHAT THE FUCK
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Ilia Malinin would win speed skating if he tried.
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>>153448414
It's pronounced Stoles nigga
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imagine breaking the OR and not getting a medal.
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how old is this polish unc
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F
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let's see another record next heat
i don't care
i don't want another bronze
just get this shit over with
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>>153448451
FUCK YOU GB DOESN’T HAVE ANY GOLD MEDALS.

SWEDEN HAS MORE GOLDS THAN GB HAHAHA

FUCK GB FUCK LOWE FUCK FARAGE FUCK RATCLIFFE
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ALMOST A SECOND SLOWER ahahahah why were these two sitters so high in the order of appearence
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I like Stolz. Seems like a good kid.
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btw this is why last inside turn isn't always an advantage, it's really hard
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>>153448477
gb has skeleton gold
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>>153448488
He has a nice ass
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Why are we the best at speed skating? I've never met a speed skater in my life
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>>153448477
it does
yesterday in skeleton
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>>153448477
You forgot Starmer
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>>153446916
>racing game ghost mode with really close times
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>>153448433
>>153448445
>>153448470
Every win for Amerika is a win for Germany
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>25 year old polish unc
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Netherlands in charge of taking the final corner.
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>>153448488
Just say he cute. Stop dancing around it.
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YOU STOLZ MY HEART ON VALENTINES DAY
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Why are they so slow?
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>>153448495
He just wanted it more is all.
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I poo poo myself
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Bro, what the fuck, if the Dutch didn't enter Żurek's lane, he would have finished a bit faster, could have been enough for third place.
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>>153448491
>>153448496
FUCK OFF

THIS ISN’T HAPPENING CANDA DESERVES GOLD THESE ARE OUR GAMES OUR SPORTS

WE ARE THE MAIN CHARACTERS OF WINTER SPORT

FUCK SHITALY. ITALY STINKS
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>>153448504
Every win for germany is a win for north africa
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>>153448504
>2010
nowadays it's 50% more mexico
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does stolz train in salt lake city?
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>>153448504
Thats a lot of Irish in the southeast
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why is wearing a retard hat
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>OR
>still no gold

The state of Canada
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USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
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Stolz singlehandedly saving us from being nothing but amerifalls
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>>153448504
>every white actor in hollywood claim to be "part irish"
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wait...it was valentines day??
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>>153444444
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STOLZ cucked the leafs ..good for him
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Imagine losing to someone with a diet of shitpotle and seed oils.
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The whiteman marches on
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that jew sure is fast, i kneel
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>>153448557
Nobody told him he was an NBC Media Darling (derogatory) (TM).
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goofy ahh hat still better than his corny corn fed Iowa boy 2008 haircut
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>>153448546
He's from the USA
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He stolz our gold bros
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What was that hat he put on?
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>>153448572
at least you've got snowboarding you bloody bastard you
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I made a big poop
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2nd speed skating event where Canada had victory snatched away from them at the last second.
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twink pink nipples and pecs...
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Short track kino on in 2.5 hours.
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>>153448586
It's over once they get their claws into him
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We'll get you next time Stolz
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you now remember the cucknada flag that keeps saying "all our gold medal events are in the second week, bro"
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>>153448604
>0.11 to third place
Żurek would have gotten it if he wasn't forced to evade the incompetent fucktard Diniz invading his lane
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>Stolz eats pizza every day before training. His favorite restaurants are Jimmy John's, Texas Roadhouse and The Fox & Hounds (in Hubertus, Wisconsin).[78] Stolz's hobbies outside of skating, include hunting, fishing and long camping trips to the remote Alaskan wilderness; the family travels to Alaska during the summer to fish halibut and salmon and hunt moose.[79][80]
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>>153448631
BASED
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AND CHINA LOSES AGAIN
WELL DONE USA!!!!!!!
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>>153448631
vgh the Champion of America
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>>153448631
Let's guess what he gets at JJ's and Texas Roadhouse.
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did you know stolz's gf is japanese sprinter kurumi inagawa?
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>>153448626
+9 not 11
and he lost the previous bronze by 0.07
it's so fucking painful
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>0 bulges
where do they hide their penises?
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This was fun. Didn't we have fun guys? guys?
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US royalty was there watching
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>>153448631
>the family travels to Alaska during the summer
>during the summer
Stunning and brave ngl
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>>153448631
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
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>>153448691
All the blood in their body is in their legs for this..
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>>153448678
problem?
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we would have won 600m race...
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>>153448691
They chop them off to weigh less
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>>153448697
well it worked didn't it thanks for the Good Ice this time btw
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shorttrack is more fun anyway
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>>153448687
Ah right, brainfart.
That 0.07 was unlucky as hell too because he was paired with a shitter and couldn't use the aerodynamic tunnel unlike everybody else in top5 who all had strong partners. Give Żurek someone who is less garbage than Liiv and he would have gotten third back then.
We were robbed of two bronze medals.
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>>153448604
Zupa się rozlała.
Well, this was the last major shot we had at a medal. Now we need a lot of luck to get one anywhere else. Maybe individual short track or men's ski jumping doubles. Maaaybe Maryna in women's giant. Those can be random enough to have hope.
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How come black sprinters can't into speed skating?
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>>153448723
this is the correct tactic for a pure dedicated winner
first you stack at sperm bank, so you protect your genes, then you chop off your dick to save weight and save your balls to produces testosterone, but shove them inside the dick hole for aerodynamics
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>>153448738
imagine if jordan stolz cared about short track
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>>153448740
We'll never know of course, but let's be fair. In the 1000m case Wennemars got screwed far worse, and he sure seemed faster than Żurek at the midpoint.
>>153448761
Geographically limited access, and you kinda need some money to start.
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>>153448761
imagine if noah lyles cared about speed skating
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>>153448761
Erin Jackson won the gold in the women's 500m in 2022
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>>153448761
The defending womens 500m Olympic champion is a black woman
Also one of the best male sprinters in history (Shani Davis) is a black man
They're rare but when they show up they're really good
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>>153448799
Actually yeah, you're right, if the chink didn't attack Wennemars, he would have likely gotten a time out of Żurek's range.
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>>153448761
america is actually starting their training program for Utah
prepare for hundreds of great black and mexican american skaters that are running from ICE right now
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>>153448761
Shani Davis and Erin Jackson are both gold medalists in speed skating
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Why isn't this seen as the marquee event like how the 100 meter dash is in the summer?
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AMERICA!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!
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>>153448876
100m is only cool because Bolt made it cool
people lose interes in it year by year
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>>153448876
100 meter dash is single run of 8 competitors. This is fifteen pairs of uneven strength.
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>>153448876
Who is the "Shawn White" (snowboarding) or "Nathan Chen" (figure skating) of speed skating?
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>>153448913
Apolo Ohno
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>>153448913
You just saw him.
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>>153448913
>nathan chen
first you should tell us who nathan chen is before you start comparing him to others
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>>153448876
because the men's downhill became the marquee winter event
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>Selfie shit
I thought this was a one time thing at the Paris Olympics. Such cringe.
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>>153448631
>The Fox & Hounds
Their ribs look like shit
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>>153448945
Ohno isn't that good, some of his medals came others crashing.
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>>153448901
Before Bolt there was Carl Lewis. We've always wanted to know who the fastest man is. Just not on ice I guess.
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>>153448954
Isn't figure skating the most watched event globally?
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>>153448954
the main event of the winter olympics (as promoted by NBC) is the women's figure skating
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>>153448998
i highly highly doubt it
it's just what american media wants you to believe
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>>153448913
Stolz is 21, he was just a bit too young 4 years ago but since 2023 he has started to dominate the sprint
Basically you're seeing a legend in the making, assuming he stays healthy. He's also going to win the 1500 and maybe the mass start too.
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>>153448947
People are going to start watching speed skating because of Stolz now? He put speed skating on the map?!?!?
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>>153449047
I'm an oldfag but Bonnie Blair put Olympic speed skating on the map for me
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>>153449028
No that's very believable, watching cross country is mostly a nordic thing, downhill slightly more popular everywhere but figure skating is incredibly popular in russia and to a lesser extent asia, very populous countries by comparison
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>>153449047
He started because of Apollo Ohno.
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>>153449002
Yeah in the USA maybe, but figure skating is irrelevant in many countries
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>>153449102
ice hockey is far more popular everywhere in the world, including both of those countries
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>>153449077
We would watch her nutrition video in science class, it got me into sports science
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>>153449042
He has all the potential to be the Michael Phelps of Speed Skating.

>>153449047
For me, yes. I just started watching Speed Skating this year and I like what I'm seeing partly because of him. It's also partly because I'm branching out to other sports since I'm tired of NBA (I quit watching them years ago) and NFL shenanigans.
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>>153448975
imagine having a date to take to the Fox & Hounds for Valentine's Day
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so american blacks dont go into speed skating because whatever other jewish sport brings thousands of times more money, but they did this experiment 2 times feeding them with drugs (imagine sport where african-americans are not on peds) for propaganda purpose, and they run cheap excuse of
>uh they are the best but they have no money for training
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>>153449158
i never gave a shit about hockey but always liked figure skating
older people don't like group sports in general, other than football (and in US/Japan, baseball too) - but all boomers love figure skating. i think you're underestimating it
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>>153449266
boomers used to watch figure skating when it was an actual sport, not a pedo circus it turned into in the last two decades
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>>153448975
I think I am red blooded American and that looks good to me.. feels weird man. My brain programming is buggy.
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>>153449318
disagree
never heard anyone complain about it irl
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>>153448975
Just order a steak like a normal person. This isn't complicated.
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>>153448761
They can but its hard to overcome their cold debuff and fear of water
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>>153449318
It lost all soul when Russians were banned, Russians fuckin GET IT. Imagine you had Ilya Malanin except with Russian stoicism and 10/10 women straight from the Soviet Block. That was the real Gopnik shit.
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don't forget to tune into shorttrack later, some qualifiers for women and all of the 1500m for men
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>>153449455
>Ilya Malanin except with Russian
HE IS RUSSIAN
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>>153449487
Only ethnically. His mentality is poisoned by rotten West, he wasn't brought up in ice cold mother Russia.
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https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/ssk/st/w/500m--------------/fnl-/000100--/race-result

draw for womens 500m is out, jackson vs kok is going to be the race
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>>153446751
Lisa? That's Emma.
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>>153449455
You're full of shit and Westerners owned during the actual Soviet times. Muscovite dominance in figure skating is relatively recent and was based around Eteri and others abusing young girls.
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>>153446751
>just have a 10 inch dick then you cna suck yourself off
on a side note the strapped on dick is of chocolate color. so white girl going for black dick in instructional autofelatio vid



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