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>>153448084Which one gets the yellow stones?
>>153448084oh Canada
POV you're with Onondera at the Olympic Village
>>153448128but mine is bigger
>condomscucked by plastic
>>153448157It's probably people mostly nicking them to take home as souvenirs, and maybe use some at a later date.
kek, even normies on reddit are dunking on canada cheatingdozen different threads in olympics and curling subreddits, and a lot more across quite a few others, thousands of people talking shit about them and each thread has like 20 dedicated canadiens responding to everyone claiming how they actually never cheated and it doesn't matter anywaymost commented onehttps://www.reddit.com/r/Curling/comments/1r4mpt1/the_swiss_team_accusing_the_canadians_of/
>>153448128It is, in fact, Kotani.
>>153448084good representation of china going south to north>southern rice noodle eater>jiangnan daughter of merchant>central plain woman>northern cold acclimatised wheat and cabbage eater
A real scandal at unprecedented levels
>>153448084>>153448147Damn that's a tall Chinese.
>>153448234Curling truly is the ethnographer's sport.
>>153448257178cm.
canadian controlled r/curling will NEVER recover from this
Italy what happened? You were 7-5 ahead when I stopped watching.
>>153448157>mountains of condoms at the summer games when everyone fucks the black athletes>they run out in the first three days of the games where the only possible mixing is BWC at worst...was she /ourgirl/ all along?
>>153448575mooom the americans are posting cuck fantasies again
>>153448128
>>153448322that ass is all bones
Does anyone have a webm of the Canada double touch?
I'm back fir last in person curling match.Little early but I was getting cold outside
nvm
>>153449479I NEVER TOUCHED HER
>>153449555I will show you the video.
>>153449479>olympics gets EL VAAAAAR SINSOOO moment>it's in fucking curling
>Canadian team spreading conspiracy theories that Team Edin are trying to do a hit job on them and have multiple cameras setup in the crowd to film them lmaooooooo they're crumbling
>>153449648Come on, anon. Just fuck off. I don't give a shit. Fuck off.
>>153449685>abuse trust in trust-based sport>"wtf their fans are watching us more now this isn't fair"
>>153449439wave to my wife yoshi please
Stefanias changing up the hair a smidge this match, going with a hair clip under the ponytail instead of long ponytail
>>153449439VPN?Anyhow, shout "NIPPON GAN-BA-RE" at the Japanese QT's for me.
>>153449555OH HI MARK!
>>153449668lmao
The Canadians got a warning and they sent out a letter to everyone about not touching the stones that way, I think we can put this behind us now
>>153449479can it really make that big of a difference? i don't think so, swedes need to shut the fuck up
>Scottish lady commentating the Japan-USA matchyay :)
is that a World War II reference?
>>153450128They did it again today.>>153450231It's just funny how defensive he got.
>>153450231Why make it against the rules if it doesn't matter?
>>153450291No, it's the current year.
>>153449923No vpn, I guess the extra data plan I bought keeps me on burger flag.And you mean the bug people were playing against? No.
>>153450231>can it really make that big of a difference? i don't think so, swedes need to shut the fuck upTHATS WHAT HIYLERY SAID ABOUT BENGAAAAAAZI
>>153450335>hides the boozeheh
Here are we
I missed Team USA
I shall watch Italy v Sweden and Korea v Denmark.
>>153450335>it's all so tiresome
>Japan vs USA>japan annoying squeaky voicesThis is going to be tough to watch
>>153450375This is a grim year for curlfus; there's like maybe five cute girls among these.
>>153450286The expert and highly funny French commentator is still missing. I miss his insights greatly. I'm sure he'll be there for the finals but I hope he comes back earlier.
>>153450427That's when you focus on the thighs and bunda.
>>153450375>I missed Team USAnothing of value was lost
danish milfs...
Canada, Denmark, Japan and more so Italy are the teams who need to win the most. If Italy loses now they're practically out already
>>153450522>here's how stefania can still winI still can't believe they blew that this morning.
Does our women’s team also touch the rock twice?
Well this match seems simple so far.Get a stone in, knock it out.Then knock that one out etc
so what's the controversy with the canadian men's team
There's already some controversy in the match of Canada. LMAO
>>153448084Gib tall pretty Chinese supersoldier
They've been confiscating a lot of noisemakers at the ticket line, but these infernal cow bells are official products.I get enough of these when we play ms state every year, I'm tired of cowbells
Guys, the ref did something. Apparently the Canadian women are also cheaters. They're shook up and contest the decision. This is not a joke btw
>>153450623She seemed to stroke the rock with her finger as she released it.
Canadians finally getting the rake
>>153450575>Small rules infraction that Sweden called out. >Canada doth protest too much. >Streisand effect
Stefanibros.. your waifu sucks
what the fuck are the Canadian women doing
>>153450375i WOULD BREED HALF OF THESE.
>>153450641any video of that?
Interesting how you can get 250k followers on Instagram by being a mediocre player in a sport noone cares about
>Helvete vad den här stenen curlarwow wow language, we might get a stern warning
Can't believe it happened twice to the same nation.A nation that is also widely considered to be the top #1 in the world of curling in terms of contestants and fundings.
>>153450641>Coverage will resumeMass brawl?
r/curling in meltdown mode again for the 3rd time in less than 24 hrs lmfao
>>153450724Seems like a lot until you realize that that's only 0.003% of the population.
*dreamy sigh*
>>153450735That's the commercial screen.
>>153450685She needs grug Amos
>>153450735No brawl yet.I didn't hear anything about an infraction in the stadium
>>153450765TV commentators mentioning it a lot.
Fresh from Leddit guys, casuals are ruining the game and being ambulance chasers all because Team Canada can’t stop finger fucking the stone
>>153450800That's literally every Olympics though. Curling doesn't even exist in between games.
There should be VAR for this shit. Rach dindu nuthin
>>153450824imagine not knowing the scotties tournament of hearts
I want to come through the hole...
I want to dress Yoshimura in an Ada Wong cosplay and fuck her right in the pussy if you know what I mean.
Has Izzat taken over Canadian society completely? Why didn't the canacuck just apologize for his mistake like a proper white man?
>>153450704Not yet but that will come out surely. It wasn't as tense as the other time since it involved an umpire mainly. Still some disbelief from what I caught ("I've never done that" or something). Our commentator is onto another match and we only have one so I did not hear much more about it, could only watch mostly.
>>153450838Wow, I remember hearing that name while skipping past CBC on my way to real stations as a kid. Thanks for the nostalgia.
>>153450858With her short hair if you do her from behind it would be like fucking a boy omg so hawt
>>153450858you know it
I want to put a baby in Hasselborg
>>153450906... no it wouldn't you faggot.
>>153450685Our female team is just shit tbqh.She can't carry them all
Canadians keep cheating even though they enforce the rules now
>>153450932She already has two I believe.
>>153450906why are you canadians so gay. even in /hoc/ you can't shut up about being a fag it's annoying
>>153450906You must love long haired men then.
hasselborg a cute
For me it's Knochenhauser's thick thighs
>>153450934Just imagine giving her a He man to hold as you smash her doggie style. She would become he and you would become the man as you pull out just in time to shoot in a glorious out turn for a steal of two.
>>153450758What's her name?
Who the hell are these Jap hags, what happened to Satsuki and co.?
reddit already crying about canadian women being called for touching the stone"It is bias against canada""It will ruin the sport, just ask any football fan about VAR""it's wrong to bring hog line refs, swedish tears win""it's poor sportsmanship from other teams to cry about this"kek, the salt is bigger than when US wins the stanley cup
>>153450952Rules are stupid and ridiculous according to Canadians. Kennedy being a mongoloid yesterday really has brought about some change and suddenly the sport is “ruined” now
Dubious
>>153450969No. Just girls. Short haired ones are practically trans.
>>153451020Why are you concerning yourself with reddit m8.
>>153451002You're fucking weird, bro.
left handed cutie
>>153451020lel
>>153451020And they are wrong? ABC in curling is a global disease.
>>153451037Fag
These Canadian milfs need punishing.
>oh you're gonna have to get rid of decades long muscle memory? that sucks man
>furiizui could listen to this all day
>>153451045because it seems to be more and more influential, if these niggers spam worldcucking like twitter often does to other groups, they will eventually cave and ruin shit for blue haired cuntsalso, i like to see people mad over things
>>153451045It’s very fun watching Canadians complain over the sport they’re practically the world’s biggest steward of when rules start being enforced
business idea: watching USA with Italy audio
>>153450858>her reading this
Can someone tell me what happened to the Japs
>>153450540They can touch my cock twice.
Went to the kitchen and I can hear those screeching Asians from my headphones across the room.
>>153451146Do curlers use a Scottish accent even with a cock in their mouth?
>>153450498
>>153451144
>>153451020yeah surely none of you faggots make the exact same arguments to no era penal you dumb motherfucker
Why must the women wear such tight pants?
>>153451102Too bad Canada scored points after this. Would have been much funnier if they were actually losing because of it.
Thicc Swedish thighs.
>>153451219Gook slander.
>>153451219I will not have you slander my wife, Park; here's her 2 months ago.
>>153451020>bias against canadagood
grug see more of tribe's stonegrug clap hands
>>153451219Woman is getting a bit dumpy as well. When she first started making the Scotties her ass rocked the house
>>153451238I know anon, it’s absolutely horrendous
>>153451248wtf image didn't upload
Anna Hasselborgs breedable butt
>>153451238they are more aerodynamic, very important in curling
>italy timeoout in the 3rdget your last screenshots boys stefania's going back into storage soon
>>153451268Yeah I gotta say I don't enjoy this nearly as much without a waifu to simp for
>>153451293
I wish I was that curling stone
Already Italian infighting, just listen to the skip.lol waste clock and a timeout
>it's a tight hole but it's therelewd commentary
>>153451293Could definitely pass for Stef's younger and smaller sister.
>>153451275I miss when real broads like Sandra or Barb used to chainsmoke their way through bonspiels.
Stefania seems to have issues with the coach.
>>153451314Hope you like dirty Canadian fingers cuz that’s the only thing that’s gonna be touching you
>>153451293Italians have this at home and still have the lowest fertility rate in the western world, if I had this at home I wouldn't be able to stop going raw all day long
>>153451335stefaniabros was she the problem all along? ugh i just want her to abuse me
Just make a decision
I like it more when she speaks italian, very bitchy in eng
>>153451335the coach kicked out stefania'a friend to put his own daughter on the team.fucking shameless
>tfw Stefania won't listen to your Swedish widsom and the nepo child next to you is laughing about itMany such cases!
This Scottish announcer sounds bored as fuck.
>>153451368She's cute though
>>153451337I’m going to be pushed around by short haired sassy Japanese women
>>153451343Have you ever dated an Italian tho? Absolutely insane.
>>153451368>teehee I'm part of the team
>>153451343The lower half of the country is Brazilian-tier swarthy tho.
bless italian and their nepotism
>Sara
>>153451368>daddyyyyy get me a medal
>called out for """"cheating"""">run raw dog through three endsYou faggots should have left the Ho train asleep
Swedish Suicide
how is this team 3-0
Are the American petersons sisters?
>Be Canadian>No gold>CheatThe leaf has truly fallen
>>153451423It happens.
>>153451432yes they are>h-hot
>>153450375Unforgivable
>watch curling>cant see the rock
>Canadians suddenly crawling out of their hole
>>153451343They are more into milf's and mommy plays, those girls have no chance untill they reach their late 30's
huge fail by Italy
>Go to CBC to see the match>Doesn't let you rewind to the point they tried to cheatThe absolute state
Sex with Giulia
>>153451540Don’t have sex with a car. Dicks don’t belong in exhaust pipes
>Canada finally punished for cheating>it's the women as well
>>153451563Good. They deserve every bad thing that's happening to them.
Fresh off the presses folks, Swedes have ruined curling and Team Canada is being unfairly targeted. Time to pack it up guys, show’s over
>>153451563Need spanking tbqh.
>>>/wsg/6092675Switzerland-Canada from earlier, same allegationsThe Swiss won very convincingly regardless
>>153451563wait what? explain
Cheating Leafs get no gold.
>>153451633the leafs are now cursed to never win at curling ever again
>>153451654Pulled a stone for a double touch, or something like that.
Do canadians stand for their cheating or do they actually have some morality and see it for what it is?
>>153451144We need to go back.
When Homan is on her game, she is the unquestioned best in the world. Not even fucking close
>>153451717Loaded question. Naughty
>>153451654Homan's first rock in end 1 vs Swiss was burned for touching not the handle after release. Just the thing Kennedy does
What a shitshow of a round.
>>153451717That one guy did. I wonder if he saw the video.
>>153451744y-yuo not like…me?
>>153451717They came here to fuck dogs and touch granite.And they are all out of dogs.
>>153451764Haven't really watched much of the Japs these games.
>>153451717Some are still trying to justify it now that people seem to be scrutinizing the sport and they’re whining that it’s being ruined. Why have a rulebook if you’re not gonna follow it?
>Rachel HoEmanhehe
>>153451654Cheated on their husbands
>>1534517442nd from right for me
>>153451621But what if that encourages them to cheat more?
>>153451717>Oskar ruined curling>touching the stones doesn't make a difference >the rules have never been enforced hence they shouldn't >WE ABSOLUTELY MUST TOUCH THE STONE
>>153451717They don't give a shit but are very quick to accuse teams like Panthers of corruption
Canadians getting humbled by Swedish Ordning & Reda
very narrow corridor for italy
curling is actually surprisingly comfy to have on second monitor
Japan-USA 3-3 halftime
>>153451839Then they get the gold medal.
>>153451874>unsurprisinglyftfy
Stefania
Nicely done Stefania
>>153451874It's comfy on all the monitors.
Damn Stefania can do it.But why only after 3 losses.
>>153451856>humbled
Korea-Denmark2-2 halftime
>>153451929punished stefi arc
I think if the opponent tried to scrub my stone away from the circle I'd wack them with my broom
>>153451836You get your fucking hands off of Satsuki
>>153451929The rest of our women's team sucks ass, simple as
Anyone got link to the game? I was mooching off the onhockey post-game stream but it seems to have gotten nuked now
>>153451744
>>153451963Stefania failed big time when it mattered, too.
>>153451950Keep your fucking fingers off the rock first
Why are the leafjeets cheating in curling?
>>153451977Wonderful post
I'm starting to like her I think. Moderately.
What's that white logo on the Japanese women's team?
>>153451973It's 6.5€ for the entire Olympics. Just pay the subscription you cheap ass
>>153451977ToT context?
>>153452030For me it's Cory
>>153452057I don't want to
>Do you wanna call a time or do you wanna... decide on something...
>>153451977>You know remember there is a 10000 condom shortage in the Olympic village
>>153451963do they suck each others asses? hot
>>153451973https://olympicstreams.co/live/olympics-2026-streamJust have a good adblocker, it is better than paying 6.5 euros.
>>153452030Eyes too wide. Reminds me of Anya
>>153452105What's nice with being a payfag is that you can see all the replays at all times and switch languages out of curiosity. The multiscreen works fine too. At least with what I'm using.
Time for a McDonalds and snacks run
I recognize these danes
>>153452060Not sure. I saved it a while ago.>Translated - Interview with Satsuki Fujisawa & Chinami Yoshida (After Advancing to the Semifinals)Also, Chinami Yoshida is cute
>>153452142>McDonaldsIs that the only option?
>>153452161Oh yeah?
why are the korean girls so hecking cute, cheerful and loveable?
>>153452167Yeah, unless I wanna drive for an hour
>>153452105Thanks, can always trust the Russians to hook you up with piracy
>>153452172
Canada decided to win today. It needs it. 2L 1W so far.
>>153452105Thanks fella
>>153452060Hasselborg's team bailed them out and that allowed them to make the playoffs. Can't remember the exact context, but Satsuki's team were falling apart in the last few games of the round robin
>>153451977>>153452163My heart! I miss the Naisus so much bros
>>153452142Do they have McRibs in Sweden?
Did japan miss or did they want to clear that one in front?
>-13 degrees outsidewhen the fuck is the global warming coming?
I love our hags motherly hips
>>153452142Why not make some pasta with ketchup at home
>>153452262Yeah. Good times
>>153452176Because all Koreans and Japanese are walking commercials for cosmetics and plastic surgery clinics like, Koreans in particular be it sports, music, tv or socials. Look at the figure skating ads at any ISU or women wearing make up during Summer Games too.
>>153452286Me too.
>And our time's still not stopped. And we lost ten seconds. Can we get our time back?
>>153452047That's their flag.
>>153452255They were choking pretty hard but got their shit together to actually win bronze which was completely unexpected. Same thing in Beijing actually, Satsuki choked throughout the round robin but they managed to get it together and make a real push for silver
bundaslide is over so moving to this
Team Canada now complains about the state of a stone.
>>153452140Yea it's nice to have playback and pause etc and I can do that if the stream is on SVT. But the Canadian men's team isn't playing now so it won't be absolutely necessary.
they're trying to sabotage our rocks now
>>153451993True, just like this morning in the last end vs China. But she was in a tough spot due to her teammates fucking up easy shots, as always
>>153452255Hahah ok aww
>>153452308they mog the other girls hard in personality too, though.
"I have never done it in my life"Wow so you got caught the first time? anluckee Rachel
Trannies in the paralympics, yea or nay?
>>153451874curling is for the main monitor actually (when amos plays (the girls are just shit at it))
>>153452306To think they almost did not make it. Thanks, Canada!
>>153452402Sexy finger stroke.
>>153452306>Satsuki ready to give a tearful apology after her misplays doom their chances of a medal>Coach comes over to tell them actually the Leafs choked and Japan moved onKino
>>153452288>pasta with ketchupteach me your secrets
>>153452408I'd watch the femboy olympics (young and passing only)
>>153452408yeah of course, there are categories for the retarded
>>153452401Can't argue on this, they seem to value cuteness and femininity.
>>153452341The big bail out that I was thinking of was definitely 2022 now looking back. 2018 was a smaller one
>>153452402What is it with Canadians and cheating?
Rachel is such a bitch. You can just tell by her face the way she speaks to everyone.
>>153452402Is cheating part of Canadian DNA?
>>153452176
>>153452462sverigeja
>>153452452cheatada used to be the good guys huh
>>153452306Oh so this is why they decided to cheat (again)
Interesting, our commentator just left apparently. Not a word since 15 minutes.
>>153452402If anything it hindered it or didn't affect the stone at all here.
Did anyone see the China team video? Shit was fucking gross
>>153452402the canadian technique
>>153452523Ha. Didn't notice that when i posted it
Not sure I understood our point but if feels good when they have the hammer.Course I don't have the overhead look
>>153452218mfw stefania's bf was revealed
I thought Canadians were supposed to be nice, not fraudulent cheating scum?
>>153452593This would make me jealous but look at the fivehead
>>153452552Well yeah. If you throw too fast, and you want to slow it down... you hinder it.
>>153452597that guy is screwed lol, shes gonna dump him with all the attention she's getting and upgrade
>>153452623to the guy with the biggest stefania folder right haha?
>>153452532Might have fallen asleep.
>>153452607Much better representation.
>>153452607They're good at the pr, but they are still commonwealth under the perfidious albion
>>153452611You are a homo, her head is perfect and you're just used to seeing Asians with bangs.
>>153452661I blinked and the thread was full of 15 minute old posts. I think I slept through a whole end.
>>153451977znnnnnnnnnnnnnng
>>153452623She got a lot of attention 4 years ago too.
>>153452172I loved this girl in Stranger Things
>>153452607They are incredibly unpleasant and passive aggressive with a massive unearned superiority complex based on nothing. Canadians think they are an authority on everything and everyone else knows nothing. Them and Irish people are essentially the exact same
>>153452709>2 medals>0 ringsshe's really going to leave him now
>>153452666Never heard of this. Directed by Micheal Moore, the fuck?
>>153452717>tf>tp
>>153452453Its a swedish delicacy
>>153452402They're just rubbing it in our faces at this point.
>>153452402if she did this to me i'd bust
Stefbros...
Hasselborg'd
constantini messed up
japan parking the bus in reverse
>>153452670Finally some change of pace.Denmark steals one. 4-2 now.
>>153452800
Anderson-Heide stoic handjob
What is the consensus among real curling guys. Is the Canadian finger okay or nah
I don't know who to root for, these Italian ladies are fine.
>>153452909They're such simple rules. Just follow the rules.
>>153452920If they lose their hopes of a medal are almost fully shattered. But they'll still play anyway so you will keep seeing them.
>>153452909Double-touching is not permitted.
>>153452920This needs a curling stone spinning on his thumb
>>153452909>is it OK to casually break the rules
>>153452909You can't double touch the stone
>>153452909if it does nothing why not just stop doing it idgi
>>153452909It's ok if you're Canadian, because it didn't happen.
>>153452975That’s like putting your whole finger right on the stone
the swedish girl curses too much it's not cute
These Danish lasses have nice thighs and bums if I'm being totally honest
>>153453004Shame I can't undestand Swedish.
>>153452975But isn't it okay if its in front of the line to give it a little finger
>>153452909Officials said that touching stones on the stone part is forbidden.Canadian did exactly that.And lied about it.And said mean words.Needs to be put down.
>>153452077
>>153453043imagine starting the cor-y thie-sse chant and she looks right at you hnnnnnnng
These ladies seem lovely to be around.
>>153453043the face of a woman who would calmly strangle a dog to death
What are the islands Italians cooking?
>>153453024The handle, not the granite.
>>153453085Who couldn't? Unless it was a big dog, I guess.
>>153453030>And said mean words.what mean words? and what was the point of the canadian guy's cheating? what was the trying to do?
Who is the most attractive curler of all time?
>>153452909A rule is a rule, you gotta draw the line somewhere. It is allowed to double touch the handle before the line but that's not what he's been doing. If you have a bad feeling the split second you release the handle i would imagine it there is more accuracy to the adjustment by poking the stone instead of the spinning handle
>chinese, korean and nip girl: hyper-cute, honest, feminine, hardworking sweethearts>all the white girls: manly, loud, violent, cheating, dour, fat, man-faced roastieshmmmm
Duality of HomanDominate part of the gameCompletely melt down other part
>4 POINTS
>>153453149Did Eve just double tap that stone on release?!
get fucked Canada
Don't you hate it when you're watching one match and you hear them cheering for another one? You just know you missed something good!
>>153453159Fuck off.
>>153453159When the Swede pointed out the double tap, the leaf puffed out his chest and tried to intimidate his way out of it. Told him to "fuck off". I don't think he was TRYING to cheat, he just had a fucked up delivery that caused his finger to tap the granite after he let go of the handle. I doubt it changed it much, but it really should have been corrected by his coaches beforehand.
>>153453257It only happened because we weren't watching.
>>153453159>>153450611
I'm no longer against USA invading Canada
That little mountain jew is an underrated cutie methinks. Mid qt.
Japanese women don't hit the wall until like 55
HOPP SCHWIIZ
whoops 3pm time for cbc to stop working
>>153453303Trump tried telling the world about them but nobody would listen. They are worms
>steal of 3 (THREE)shippai desu
>>153453261I was genuinely curious. what's your problem, slav?
>>153453192>t. Cur Ling
>japland
EHHHHHH?!?!?
>>153453348this only happened because my stream died btw
>>153453355See, those are mean words.
Why do men even do this sport lmao it so obviously female coded. Don't they feel silly?
>>153453355>>153453382lol
>>153453382kek
>>153453394Like all sports the men's is just a superior version of the sport.
>>153453421you get married
its owarida
Canada = reeling
>>153453421There is no specific antiviral treatment for yellow fever. Rest and fluids are vital. Hospitalization is required for severe cases to manage dehydration, fever, and pain. Avoid aspirin and other nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drugs (NSAIDs) like ibuprofen, as they may increase the risk of bleeding.
>>153453440No I think I prefer the cuties doing professional broom sweeping on ice.
>>153453382No, not really.
>>153453421
>>153453421Fuck an asian and realize pussy is pussy
>>153453497https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYOUFGfK4bU
>>153453394It's not female coded the way something like volleyball is.The men do showcase the top end of the sport.
>>153453492and that's okay.
>>153453278It likely has almost no impact and i doubt he has studied the rules to find some sort of loophole to gain advantage. But it is not allowed, just seems like this has been part of his technique for a long time and is doing it out if habit.
>>153453421You have to lean into it and get a qt east asian wife and live a happy life. there's no other way.
>>153453440They play better but curling is with volleyball a sport I prefer watching women play
>>153453440>allbeach volleyball, indoor volleyball...
Team Satsuki would NEVER
>>153453497
>>153453192its ok bro i'll take them instead of you
Its funny looking at the Korean team because it reminds me of my time in Japan. You'd see girls in skirts and see like thick legs and think they had an ass but nobody has an ass. I really see it represented in the Koreans. Tree trunk legs and no ass. Very interesting builds
>>153453348kuyashii desumou owarida
>>153453359>t. kaisa in damage control mode
>>153453526Exactly this. It's both such a dumb thing to do AND to get mad about getting found out. Rookie shit.
>>153453531Is ... is she indicating her prefered size?
The milf on Japan is so hot
>>153453516>>153453546>t. retards
>>153453600Fuck off.
>>153453421I grew out of it mostly. The fact that there is no Asians in my area helps. White women are also very beautiful, tb h. At least in French cities they are. Not that it matters since I have never touched any woman.
>>153453612no u, faggot.
lest we forget the l*afs said f*ck during our game earlier that day alreadyjust no place for that kind of language really
>>153453566Segnment length effect. Two people of the same height and same weight but different limb lengths will have the weight come on in slightly different ways. Short Korean legs are going to have mass add on and appear bigger than the same amount of mass on longer legs
Stefaniabros we still have a chance to have our hope smashed in the end.
just booked the last available ticket for the mens gold medal curling next saturday. gonna drive 8 hours down there, watch the curling and then drive back and sleep in the car at some petrol station.
>>153453192the contrast is pretty stark, tbdesu. this yellow fever fag is on to something.
>>153453687sounds comfy
>>153453662>just no place for that kind of language reallyEve would be disappointed.
>>153453665Interesting and scientific explanation
Rude(but in a cute way) for the japs to not concede knowing they need 4 just to tie us and if they get any points we'll get hammer for last end
>>153453680I wish she'd smash my balls as hard as Team Italy's hopes.
>>153453566>>153453665Saw something about Asian women being more likely to have posterior pelvic tilts and most other women including Western are more likely to be anterior tilted. Not sure if that's something they do consciously or if it's just how they are built but anterior obviously emphasizes butt size while posterior diminishes. Could be pseudoscience I don't know.
>>153453687based manic phase enjoyer
I would love to see any angle of the curling lanes that lets me watch all the games at once without commentary. Or maybe like a curling multibox. Kind of like gold zone but it just plays all the active lanes at once with no commentary
>>153453687It is very close to Germany after all
>>153453687based
>>153453728Wouldn't explain the lack of meat in the ass checks though. Maybe ass presentation but once you get everything off there isn't much there
How much time does Japan have?
>>153453687Good idea I'm going to do this for SLC34
>>153453741I don't think I've ever envied a scoreboard before.
>>153453763What was up there?
Porque?
>>153453769Oh, my stream is repeated. lel
>>153453791No, chiquen.
The depth of field on the sideline camera Italy rigged for themselves is making Giulia look like a runway model and it's kind of pissing me off.
>>153453787ME
>>15345376903m12s. That's not a lot.
>>153453804Booooo
>>153453728Kind of. Pelvic tilt is going to correlate to hamstring and glute extension/flexion. APT would mean the glutes and hams are a little more stretched out and maybe appear a little bigger. But its not like APT or PPT specifically cause increased or decreased butt size
>>153453801looping, rather
>>153453823>women in charge of clock management
>>153453791her face somehow reminds me of the old guy from dexter, trinity i think
>>153453741
I can tell this thread is brown when everyone is lusting over Italy while every single other curler has piercing blue eyes or is asian
Japan concedes and smiles. I missed a better screenshot. Useless at my useless job.USA wins.
>>153453823My stream was looping. I didn't notice until I saw the Japanese woman touch her chin and the US chick sip from her drink for a second time.
Nippon surrender!the Emperor is mortal!
USA USA USA>>153453743Idk I have trouble focusing on more than one game
>>153453870just give her a little booty pat to feel better :)
>my girls wrapping up early so i can full screen stefania before she retires foreverbased
Canada meltdown continues
great stone by sweden
Nice stone, McManus.
>>153453910That looks comfy. I'd watch that
>>153453910our man in cortinahave you picked up a souvenir condom yet
>>153453744that was my thinking. I'm so stupid for not having thought about this earlier but at least I got the last ticket. figure skating was too expensive (400€). I paid 113€ for this ticket. block H, row 5, seat 410. No idea where that is because the pastas don't know how to draw seating charts.
>>153453910How much money are you spending?
>>153453915
>>153453743they have that on peacock, it's called multiviewprobably still infested with ads, though
>>153453979>block H, row 5, seat 410>sits next to you
>>153453979>>153454015lmao
>>153453951It is>>153453976They ran out before I could get one>>153453989Today? Or over the 4 weeks I'm spending in Italia?
Stefania at it again.
>>153454041>Today? Or over the 4 weeks I'm spending in Italia?Yeah, total, and the amount for curling specifically.
>>153454015
>>153454068is she feeling mogged?
>>153454104I live far from Italy but I had the same thought. Well, I did not even go to Paris 2024… maybe in 2030 I will, since it's home again.
Nice shot Stef.
>>153454084She looks so different here. What happened?
>>153454084
>>153454118She shouldn't.
>>153454135a ringing phone must be answered...
>>153454118Compared to that one Stefania is absolute beauty.Not even close.
>>1534541358 years and half blonde hair?
>Denmark leading 2-1 against USA>In hockey
>>153454186It is close, thoughever. Whoever you prefer the other one is not far behind. They look like sisters.
Its fascinating you can just drive from Leipzig to Milan in 8 hours. It takes me 8 hours to leave my state and you just end up in Georgia.
>>153454135She's had three kids over the past 8 years anon
>>153453855what's the point of blonde hair when you look like you hit a truck face first
NATO must condemn
>>153454197She looks like a porn star?
>>153454202Unironically good for us actually
>>153454237The puny Swedes cowers in the face of the fingering alpha Canadian
>>153454183what a shame
Good save by Homan
>>153454247Well she was just north of 30 trying to look like in her 20s
>>153453999But why?
>>153453979410 is roughly this angle>>153454081Curling nor that much. Round Robin tix were like 40E a pop.This is actually the last one I'm watching, I'm heading back to milano tomorrow for some other events.At this point I kinda wished I had stayed longer for more curling.Probably approx $10k overall. Mostly in lodging.Cortina and s lorenzo in ski season were both expensive. >>153454220Yeah everything is so close lol
>running out of time againthe shittiest team i have ever seen.incredible
>>153454301>this angle...
>>153454301>italians in charge of marking obstructed view seats on the seating chart
Why does Italy not just give up?
>>153453687You're gonna bring some /sp/ pepe sign so we can see you right?
>>153454130/curl/ meet 2030?
>>153454379more instagram followers
>>153454314Stef takes ages throwing her stone.
>>153454313
>>153454320I'm phone posting ok? Just forgot to rotate b4 posting
>>153454384old pics ey?
>>153454287She was only 28 in 2018
Mathis has been growing on me. Wouldn't blank end with her iykwim
>>153454202Based, if only /hoc/ wasn't an insane asylum and you could talk about it somewhere
Madeleine Dupont is based
>>153453910If they had a static overhead shot of all 4 lanes like this and selectable commentator tracks between all 4 games that would be the perfect way to watch curling
>>153454436This team was gorgeous.
>>153454433How is he watching the Olympics from America?
Why are they starting crap
>it happened again
Italy ;(
e finita
>>153454490just don't touch the granite dude
>>153454433I prefer to think they put seats on the wall.
>>153454441ah thought she was an 87 for some reason
>>153454490Why is it against the rules if it doesn't matter?
>stefanias in charge of clock management
4-0 vs 0-4.
>>153454483I have the same thing abroad. He's just on data so it shows up as America no matter the country. If he hooked to wifi it would obviously be italian
>>153454459Weren't you europeans running an international hockey thread? I need that bunker away from the /hoc/ shithole
>>153454422
>>153454466But how do they make the shareholders money from that?>>153454483Idk man it's just how it is
Denmark wins! Yes!>>153454393How awkward would that be?
>>153454490My view on Canadians has dramatically shifted within the last 24 or so hours.
/sug/ - Stefania United GeneralSo, it happened AGAIN
Very slim hopes for Italy now. Another defeat and it's 100% over. It's like 80% now.
>>153454546I can't remember if /iihf/ was a thing in 2022? I don't even think I watched that year
I still literally can't get over that we lost the gold to >Shuster
>>153454433Would love to be there but I do enjoy the close up views. I suppose there are big screens though?
>>153454546the seethe from /hoc/ regulars is funny
>>153454433Are you as far away as it looks? Do they allow binoculars?
Please don't choke HomanShe didn't choke yet!>>153454632Could have sworn I saw some at the start of this olympics for women's hockey
>>153454574
Hell yeah swiss ice this out>>153454638Compared to American jumbotrons they're tiny, and a lot of seats they are obstructed
>>153454681
Well at least Canadians seems to be losing, not all bad.
>>153454649I agree. I love world championship threads and hate /hoc/>switzerland hammer in extraFUGGGGGGG
>extra endBased.
>>153454565I've met many people from 4chan who were cool tbqh. This was mostly over 10 years ago, mind.
Sent my Youtube channel to Giulia in a DM because that's how Pewdiepie got his italian gf
>>153454761Yeah, that does not surprise me. I'm in fact very good socially but I've never met people from forums, much less anonymous cambodian ones.
>>153454679It's closer in person but it's not super close even on the close end. The seating is more horizontal than vertical if you've been in football stadiums that pack the stands vertical. Idk about binos there's a decent list that they don't allow>>153454778Lol good luck
>>153454826Most people were pretty normal actually. If anything, I was the autistic one. haha
Confirmed cheatershttps://worldcurling.org/2026/02/statement-rules-violations/
Are the Suisse girls talking Dutch?
>>153454919Sadly, that only says they were warned for swearing.
>>153454851Are the seats obviously smaller than what we have here lel? Idk if they make this obvious but they keep mentioning the arena was built for when they last hosted in 1956 and all they did this time was put a roof on because for some reason they didn't build a roof before.
>>153454384Come to butthead
>>153454919>During forward motion, touching the granite of the stone is not allowed.based>equipment abuse, or wilful damage on the part of any team member is prohibited.gay
>>153454993Some harsh German it sounds like. They don't speak Dutch there anyway. I think I recall someone saying once that Swiss-German sounded ugly but I'm not sure. This is the full extent of my knowledge on the matter.
Wow he's mercing for the Canadians now?!
>>153455017The stadium I spent most time in is a bit special, so I'm not sure how to judge.They feel roomy enough, and it's not sold out in any case.It does feel old though. Plank benches and diamond plate floors
>>153455107this was the one I wanted to post
>>153454301Oh well at leasten I will be part of itCheers m8
Sex with Canadian milfs.
do we get one more end after this?
>>153454301Thanks for answering btw, not that expensive indeed
Nice shot HomanJust got hope Swiss fuck up now
>>153455184Only if there's a tie, otherwise no.And there indeed won't be, as Switzerland takes the victory.
LETS GO SUI
>>153455193next time try not touching the stone
Get raked
raked
>>153455225ok I thought you would need to do 1 hammer for each side to be fair I dunno
>it was 4-0
>>153455262It's not unfair, it's merely the continuation of the previous ends, not a reset.
how do you give up 4 in one inning?just smack them out of the rink one by one, you don't even need to score points
the left one is qt
>>153454993>>153455057It's hardly recognizable even for germans if you don't have at least some knowledge of our southern dialects
Standings
>>153455388>great britain in 7thThere's still time.
>>153455388>have olympics in your own country>lose every single matchItaly will never not be funny
>>153455454Not uncommon really. Host team gets in automatically.
>>153455454They're more of a mixed double nation.
>>153455430I'm redundant, but for the record, here's how the final standings looked like in 2022. It's not over until you have lost 5 times basically. (Please do not ask me what the DSC is.)
>>153455388Why can't Homan Olympic?
>>153455524Draw shot challenge for tiebreak.
>>153455561I just can't copypaste no more
>>153455585huh?
>>153455637I've just been copy pasting what it is for the past three threads or so. But I kid, I will keep doing it gladly (and hope this scenario happens again).
>>153455713Ah, lol
>>153455454We're doing great in this Olympics though
Tomorrow's games09:05Men's session 6USA-SwedenGermany-GBNorway-Italy14:05Women's session 6Japan-KoreaDenmark-ItalyGB-SwedenUSA-China19:05Men's session 7China-CanadaNorway-USAItaly-CzechiaGB-Switzerland
>"We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke"
Well gentlemen, it's been an honor shitposting with yall. But now I have other games to go watchGo USA andCanada DELENDA EST>I sure hope this doesn't post twice
>>153457000>POST SCRIPTVMit's hilarious and frustrating how none of the ticket guys know what a triangle fold for a flag is.They get so confused unraveling it to look at the flag, then fold it square and hand it back.Also no judgements, I have to fold it by myself.
>>153457000Checked.Thanks, and have fun.
>>153457000
>>153457063The triangle confuses and bewilders the european.
>>153457000it's overo7
Actually hilarious to read curling redditCanadians are seething and blaming us because they got caught. They really think they should be able to cheat
>>153459317>throwing a hissy fit about a non-rule that have no effect on games because no one listened to your moral crusadethe only thing based marc did wrong was giving you fags any attention at all
gurling :DDDDD
>>153455388Hasselborg is going to win another gold.
