Women's run 3 and 4
>that german jiggle
jiggle jiggle jiggle
the roar at the start is almost as kino as the bunda
Happy Valentine's day gentleman now let's watch some ass
did german sled doping get caught or something
buttsleigh is my favourite sport
>>153449040Any Matt Weston's runs?
This crop of bong girls are not up to upholding the legacy of Rudman, Williams and Yarnold.
>>153449150What a hooa
>commentator compares scraping to a TIE fighterfucking nerd
That's a shame. Never mind
>>153449216Can't go just one day without some nerd mentioning Star Wars.
>>153449150oh my
>>153449122Skeleton isnt real sliding
I feel like people who do the skeleton as their sport just want to end it all without actually committing suicide. They literally want the accident to happen, but the way they want to go out is because of an accident.
>>153449269bless you, anon
Krauts hate skeleton because it requires athleticism, rather than being fat in luge or engineering doping in bob
Good bunda but I still have no idea what a good run looks like in thisI guess you want to avoid hitting walls/sliding up too much in corners/keeping sled pointing straight?
Our Athlete was seething in interview saying the Germans have exclusive tech they aren’t sharing
Is this the thread?
>>153449269>drone has the best view
you think this should be in the summer olympics? it's pretty much the same thing
>>153449269release the drone footage
>>153449304The exclusive tech is a gay little chinrest
>>153449311it is
Just can't take this sport seriously.
>>153449304Sleds are different?
>>153449325Thongs only
>>153449304Why should they share it? GB's helmets were banned because they apparently weren't safe enough.
>>153449332the chinrest should be regulated out desu part of the sport is keeping your head off the ice through the g forces
>>153449343Why?
>>153449346yeah they're not spec each team makes their own
Da Arse.
maybe the men are faster than the women because the women's boobies get in the way haha
Heh bouncy bouncy
Arse Speed: 120 km/h
>"US Army Air Force Sergeant"This commentator is retarded
>>153449325Depends, do they have any slides that go 120km/h?
holy jiggle
I really don't like the "NBA Arrangements" of "Everybody Wants To Rule The World". At all.
>>153449360Seems like the only thing that matter is the startYou could remove the whole slide
>>153449395ass goes up and down man smiles
>>153449447Nice powerslide.
>>153449447+2 seconds kek
>>153449452>What is accountability?
>>153449367>BMW sponsors a lot of Germans>Sleds aren't spec>Germans win everythingnooooticing...
kek the coach switches between belgium and brazil cause the athletes are married to each other
The brazilian suit is perfect
>>153449456skeleton in particular is where driving errors are the most common
>>153449493puerto rico has a great suit
>>153449452I hate every time a well-known song is in an ad. That means some soulless asshole sold the rights to it.
>>153449490>they refer to themselves as team BB (Brazil Belgium)
>>153449490>>153449525ah that's sweet
>>153449456What? You have to try hitting the fastest line using your body strength while being beaten around.
BIGBRAZILIANBUNDA
>>153449503I think he doesn't understand that the times are cumulative.
>>153449503I'd like to see someone not do any driving to see the difference Because it feels if you have a good position you have no driving to doIdkMost winter sports are pretty meh to watch
is this guy just keeping all the footage to himself?
best arse coming up
>fumagalliPhwoar.
SNIFFA
>Bundagalli
>>153449490Is it just me or does it feel like more and more athletes are marrying each other. Maybe just decreasing social mobility? Or they all know each other through social media now?
>>153449577
>>153449574No steering would oscillate around more and more, then eventually slam up into the ceiling of a turn then come out sideways and roll over
>>153449574Brother, its alright to admit you don't know enough to talk
I hate the pair of polish commentators for thisits an old guy and a young womanboth of them just sound like they're about to fucking cry all the timethis is OLYMPICS!!!ITS FUNYOURE WATCHING PEOPLE DO THE MOST FUN THING IN THE WORLD : SLEDGE GOING VERY VERY FAST with FAT ASSES and THIGHS going boing boing boing boingThey sound like they're watching fucking dogs getting decapitated
eww
BIG ITALIAN BUTTS
>>153449574>Because it feels if you have a good position you have no driving to doWell yes, if you are good then you use subtle movements instead of large corrections.The fastest starters in the men's competition ended up finishing 8th and 12th.
>>153449612Strong athletic babies Most olympians start at 5 years old
>>153449645Looked pretty good from behind too with that suit.
>>153449490>cause the athletes are married to each otherThat's adorable
Elena Nikitina
>mystique rois an stripper a athlete
Can we finally come to grips with the fact Italian women have incredible booty? Everyone just keeps obsessing on blacks and Brazillians and instagram whores but Italians have the right shape, firmness but roundness is so chefs kiss.
>>153449612athletes create their own dynasties that marry into each other and give birth to more athletesit's almost a separate caste or something
>Mystique
>two DEI's in a rowugh
>>153449688Would. Yjk she has unreasonably saggy but fun tits.
>>153449718x-men allowed to compete?
>>153449721many people are saying this
cute canadian soon
>>153449490Aww.
>American woman named Mystiquedamn how'd I know she's a black qt?
>>153449740
>margaglio>fumagallimiiinchia
>>153449650I literally typed idk sisterThis is my feeling watching thisIf there was a bigger gap between the contestants it would be easier to understand That's like ski where everyone do the same fucking trickCool that the level is high but it just get boring
she's there for a white bussy
>>153449738>>153449768the duality of man
They call me MacBooty because the Dane of Cockpfwoooaah is on my mind. Out out brief candle bros
Nanna...
>>153449803Unironically this is my big complaint about this sport. It's totally solved and it feels like you're just tallying up the number of minute fuck-ups people make from an obvious optimal path.Like, imagine figure skating if everyone had to do the same program.
Wife is wife, Nanna Nanna Na
who else gooning?
mixed doubles skeluge where you lay underneath the woman and do this for no tactical reason
>>153449688Average italian-brazilian that says europe is being invaded
chinese girl has an unfortunate nose
>>153449577kek
I'm going to find the Italian who inserted that little bump in the track - you know the one - and shake his hand
>>153449150who?
>>153449908it's how you steer.
We can all agree that Fumagalli is the GOAT, right?
>>153449577If only smells could be zoomed in on and recorded
this korean girl has had 3 messy runs everytime shes on I think shes going to crash
jesus
why don't they use motorcycle helmets?
On what channel are you watching this? There is nothing on eurosport
>>153449955she doesn’t seem confident in her steering and speed
>>153449934Give him a shoulder pat from me
that helmet scared me
>>153449966olympicstreams
>>153449966https://freestreams-live1a.pk/tnt-sports2uk/https://Olympicstreams.co
bundabros did i miss fumagalli?i thought the event started an hour later
>>153449999yes you did but you got quads
>>153449966Luckily we have an athlete so I get commercial free state tv Bunda
>>153449999i didn't see her eitherher huga ass was in the way
>>153449999>can't win gold>can't tell timeLeafs, am I right?
>>153449999She has another run
>>153449961Because theyre not on motorcycles although that would be a kino sport.
>>153449999
que ricooooo
Sliding sports can be hard to analyse, because two sliders can seem to have a very similar line, but one goes much slower because they're oversteering to take it, whereas the other just flows around it very naturally
>>153449999>>153450011>>153450022What a blessed thread
>>153449299sounds like you have all the ideas
such a beautiful suit
south african burger
one south african burger please
that girl is 31 and only started skeleton in 2023
>German>German>German
>>153449999>9999 is a fumagalli bunda post
Thanks for your service mrs burger
>>153449114I cannot lie bros. I really like watching these tough Teutonic hos lying on their stomach for 2 min. Much more than I thought I would.
>>153450022i'm more of a numbers guy
>>153450186>luge competitors live in a low framerate worldoof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_VNaJ4ZiaUdamn this is lit
>>153450213the beijing track was very sketchy in some sections
>>153450287>only 10 subscriberswell she just got one more
>disliking margagliolow test
>>153448992JIGGLE
>>153450254no, it is because curves are not smooth, they are like metal can, your eyeballs are shaking on curves
Is it over or is it just a break?
>>153450747just a break, final heats starting soon
Fourth and final heats are on!
>N. BurgerNothing Burger?
SA participation is a farce, they get through on quota
>>153450287>comments are turned offshe doesn't want to hear bunda glaze
>>153449452Agreed, awful
>>153451070I wanna glaze her bunda
>>153451070Hubba hubba!
>Estonian called Data Centre
BBC is so fucking useless. Not even showing the heats. Thank god I have a stream
Does it take 4 minutes to get down the track? Or am I misunderstanding how they do the timing?>>153451175Use a VPN, set it to Canada, watch on Gem fo free.
>>153451256>Does it take 4 minutes to get down the track? Or am I misunderstanding how they do the timing?Anon...They add the times for all runs.
>>153451175I ended up paying £3.99 for TNT entertainment package, which has the Olympic coverage.
>>153451270>1 new postAh I understand now! Danke.
that danish chick has an enormous ass
kek
Another question. Are they going in order of who was the fastest already? Is that why each successive person is ahead?
>>153451320final heat so yeah worst time first
>>153451320ye the fastest from the previous heats goes last
>>153450161yummy
>>153451320the person who was last in the rankings last time gets to go first this time, second-last gets to go second, etc etc
DIOS MIO!!!!!!
>>153451341>>153451346Last question for now. Does having a gigantic ass help in this sport?
topkek
DEMOLITION DERBY
>Italian equipment
latvian a cute
our nigger.... will see if she can make it or not. - probably not
Must be sicilian
Ensign Ro next
she can bounce on me like that everyday
>>153451401Larger ass means that the center of gravity is further back which means it's more stable so maybe?
>bundaslideim gonna miss it bros
how fast these sleds go?
>>153451439topkekoh niggress is so fast n sheeeeeitt
>>153451424she's 18 years and 16 days old you sick fuck
FUMAGALLIIIIII
>mystiqueyou can't be serious
>>153451070mamma mia
>>153451487yo aint! She is! mmmhhmmmm *snaps*
fumagalli 10/10 booty
is bunda the secret to skeleton?
>>153451456They measure the speeds at a few spots and show them in the top right.On this track the women finish at around 120, some men were ~130.On the fastest tracks they can go over 140.
>>153451530indeed
>>153451532possible... look at the men section - super fast and more jiggle than women.
>all of these American goblinaswtf lol
>>153451070Crippa will not be in the Olympic Games, it's so over.
>>153451487Not even the good Mystique.
the straightaway bunda bumps are so kino
The Dutch woman hit the wall!
>>153451550i dont want to look at men's butts!
>>153451459>>153451505
wtf why are there (((commercials))) during these runs there was a quad god commercial ffs
so guys do we win a gold in this? if no i'm back to freeski big air qts
>>153451622Not unless the Austrian chokes.
brazil shredded
>>153451459>>153451505>>153451600looks like silveira got a big butt too
>>15345162250/50 for goldBut you will get silver and bronze for sure.
>>153451607>YFW the honda music commercial is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L6p1sAEehMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV81ocWS6fs
>there's a lot of skeleton fans in Brazilgee I wonder why
>>153451649Chrono Cross was so good
>>153449961iirc during first male skeleton heat one of our commentators said that the brits had developed a more aerodynamic helmet but the design was rejected by the olympic committee and the skeleton federation or whatever, they probably have to adhere to some very strict rules
Love me a fit woman with a huge bunda...god I need to get back to the gym
She´s called Amelia like the based girl from the state propaganda game!?
>>153451599whatever.... they are much bigger and more jiggle just FYI
>>153451746kind of gay desu
>>153451689it's for the best, it wouldn't take too long before people would start showing up with speed skiing helmets or god knows what other aero gizmos
>>153450287>Alessandra Smokescockszamn!
>>153451746bit gay innit
>>153451607Switch to CBC like all civilised men do.https://olympicstreams.co/skeleton-women-s-heats-3-4-live-stream/1/
cutest bong
>>153451689They used to be more lax regarding the helmets.
is bundasled full RNG?i cant see what type of skill is required here
STOP THE COUNT
>>153451816Have you ever been on any type of sled?
>>153451808conehead ahh niggas
>>153451816i mean its a race and you gotta use your body weight to turn and try to do the fastest line without fucking up
Is it me or has this woman commentator been wrong on everything for several days
>>153451689>After a hearing, Cas has now sided with the IBSF, saying the new helmet “departs from the standard shape and reflects a novel design specifically developed to enhance aerodynamic performance where the rear considerably protrudes”. As a result, its panel ruled that the helmet was not compliant with IBSF rules as they currently stand for the current season.
>>153451734>I need to get back to the gymI need to start my cut. Don't think I'll make it in time for the summer
freya!
>>153451860Start NOW. Nothing tastes as good as being skinny feels!
>>153451808will they ever allow the martians to participate at the olympics again?
>>153451842broyeahwith all the snow brazil gets, i certainly been to a sled before>>153451848ahhh, fair enoughthat doesnt translate through the camera at all
italian brosi thought your ladies were already blessed in the booba departmentand now i see theyre also blessed in the bunda departmenthow does one acquire an italian gf
>>153451890Bra I didnt want to be mean or anything. Just genuinely curious because now that I think about it you wouldnt ever get it if youve never done something similar. Come visit in winter, Ill take you sledding and keep the 7-1 jokes to an appropriate minimum
>>153451923be tall and blonde with blue eyes
>>153451889If that colony ever happens, they should start the torch relay at the Martian Mount Olympus.
>>153451816>when your post makes Germans AND bongs seetheI guess you're doing something right anon
>>153451859>where the rear considerably protrudesit's about time that they add "bunda" to the official lexicon, no need to be so wordy
skeleton be like when she tells u her parents arent home:
Has anyone fucked up the start and miss the lay down? Or is that too amateur for pros?
>>153451923 this >>153451957. In my experience its also how one gets a latina
>Super Stoeckerhehe
Why are these women constantly hitting the walls left and right?
>>153451923be rich
>>153451889they would probably get mogged by earthchads because of the lower gravity on mars
>>153451962>>153451808lmao krauts made others seething with a fucking cone helmet, so they banned it.
>>153451301
>>153451992Kek amazing joke. We should double Canadas Gold medals!
>>153452007speed bumps
This is ridiculous I shouldn't be allowed to masturbate this much
Stoecker just can't stop fucking up corner 2 and 4. missed her podium for not correcting that
>>153452016The East Germans still swept Luge that year.Maybe we should split up again.
The German arse is particularly perky for some reason.
>>153451860Be realistic - I'm cutting to be beach-ready in 2027.
that was fast as fuck
It was bundasliga all along
Germany kills it effortlessly
a Jiggle Judge should be there and add to each score. I have my application here
>>153451889Marsniggers are going to be among the least athletic people ever with their lower bone density and vit D pills. Do NOT get tricked into settling the Mars or some Asteroid in the future. Its gonna be a gay space ghetto for losers. Stay on earth and laugh at people who unironically move away from Sol invictvs.
how come they only get faster and faster?whover goes last gets a better track?
>slow motion jiggle
>>153452144The best riders go last for entertainment purposes
The German sausage is really sloppy slop fast!
>Germany winsWell at least it's not riggitaly this time...
>>153452141this
gets robbed
>>153452180*austria
FLOCKAAAAA
spectacular
shamefur dispray
HELL YEAH DAFT PUNK WON
>>153452199>tattooseww
Gratz krau - err austria
The little Germany won!
FLOCK
>>153449150fapping to this in celebration
uh zoomer sisters?
imagine the olympic gold redemption milf sex
>>153452204Same people different fake color
tonight, I am AVSTRIAN
mommy wins!
really liking these thicc teutonic ladies flock was fast wow she can drive
>not even close to podium in past lympics>oldest gold at 36good for her
>Germany about to win a sport with all t3 medals>Evil and intimidating Austrian Athlete:
>we didnt winWhy do people complain about us again? It clearly is a class of sports that all kinds of different nations excel at
Germany and Austria should merge
>Bundaslide overSee you lads in 4 years.
>36 years old, apparently choked away gold at Pyeongcheongaw good for her
>>153452267God no
SOVL
>>153450620her eyeballs aren't what's recording the video
>>153452267Bismack already did that, no? And it's re-united.
>>153451070have this in good quality?
>>153452242Does that house get WI-FI?
SHE DID IT AGAIN
oh wow she choked this exact position in 2018what a long road back
why is this sport called "skeleton"?
>>153452352If youre there you dont need WiFi.
IMMER WIEDER
>>153452362SHES GONNA BE CHOKING IN POSITTION TONIGHT IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
>>153452371SKillELEganceTOtalNiggerdeath
>>153452353IMPALED
>>153452400not with you goldlet
>>153452400I dont know what you mean. Care to elaborate?
>Austrian Passive getting triggered when Germany is in the lead
>>153452446only one gold mattersand thats why its the final event of the olympics
>>153452141this reminded me of that Philip K Dick novel where the colonists on mars are depressed fucks with nothing to do but take drugs to escape from their bleak reality
>>153449447probably wise to reactivate sling for TNT. peacock seems to have different angles.
>>153452353should have done this sort of celebration
>>153452371originally they used skeletons to slide
>>153449621is this remy lacroix
>>153452568Holy kino
Stoecker and Amy Williams had some really nice stuff to say about Janine Flock on the UK broadcast, both crying talking about how much she deserved a gold medal Pretty heartwarming desu
>>153452353saw the pics, literal 10/10 body for me. I love small perky boobs with nicely sized nipples and she's fit af
>>153449935Janine Flock - Austrian skeleton gold medalist
I expect you skeletoniggas to make multiple threads compiling all the webms of women’s skeleton runs this time around at the end of these games. Do us proud
>>153449577You wouldn’t?
>>153452282mixed team skeleton tomorrow
Are the camera people avoiding ass shots?
>>153459147Yes. The IOC is forbidding it since it's run by women now.
>>153457119Oh thank heavens!
>>153452095>The East Germans still swept Luge that year.jesus...that whole east/west split is so interesting
>>153449862Yeah except the obvious optimal path is coming at you at 70mph face first and you have to have entirely subtle controlled movements to stay on it. Oh and if you fuck it up you slam into the wall and grow blood blisters and bruising all over the contact points
skeleton got postponed by an hour and a half
Skeleton mixed team starting NOW
bunda boys
Wish they would show the speedometer all the way through
BUNDA TIME!
>No paddle to hit and the next person launches immediatelyKinda boring.
It's light out and away we go!
>>153471802how would they hit it
>>153471817Put it really low so they can headbutt it.
>>153471802That's what I was thinking. Would make it more fun and much more dangerous
Guys, I just found out that there's a skeleton inside all of us!
>>153471817with the leg
are the german men fast sliders?
Why is the female form so attractive? I'm thinking witchcraft
the mens reaction times have been slower so far
>mixed teams >don't ride prone bonewhat's the point of this sport?
>>153471817Have to thrust their bunda up. Big ones have an advantage
>>153471936They would take ages to get unstuck once the race had finished
the belgium/brazil lesbians should be allowed to team together
>>153471875beauty is a transcendental
>>153471936>mixed luge+skeleton>the bottom of the pairs is a luge athlete>top is skeleton
>>153471817
brother and sister <3
>>153472014That bitch looks beat for 19, jesus christ
>>153472024lets see your sister
>>153472024Well..they are Danish
i thought it was all over for bundaslide, God is good
>>153472009
Can we get a medal in this meme event?
Americans really are the cavemen of the world
>>15347202410 days of non stop orgies will do that to you.
>>153452371because every participant has a skeleton inside them
>>153472088You'd have to be hard favourites, no? Your guy has it on lock and I thought you had 2-3 of the top girls?
>barefoot>uses shoes
comfy america blanket
>>1534721124th place coming up then.
Men's butts really do bounce quite differentlyFascinating
>>153472112Our girls shat the bed a fair bit in their events desuBut yeah we have the Skeleton King himself, Matt Weston
>>153472146the muir effect
>preloadinghttps://youtu.be/i13r4g8c5s4?si=PQ7ZnLANmp8QFjza&t=213
>0.1s reaction timeHmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
and denmark loses again
>>153471875but then you'd have a witch/form origin paradox
>the most efficient way to go fast is to do nothingBuzz Lightyear ass sport
chinese girl has that easter island nose
grok make me a chinese lady squidward
she fucked the start
Why aren't you in this sport anon?
>>153472236didn't join the army
>margaglio over fumagalliwhy?
I'd fuck that Chinese girl
this is hype af will anyone be able to take down the German power couple? Stoecker is going to tank poor Matty
>>153472269grim
>>153472260three more teams then she's up
>>153472088Stoecker had 4 runs and just couldn't put a clean run together in any. she has potential with the Gold winner Matty though. Bronze is definitely attainable but Germans and Austria will be tough
>no fumagalli for italy BOOOO
>>153472269Her and the one coach with the glasses are cute
>>153472301later
what was mystiques reaction time they didn't show it
>>1534723250.27 (4th best)
when's 2 women event?
>>153472301want to bury my face in fumagalli's big behind bros
>>153472291just checked and she is, i assumed it was only one team per country
>>153472193if you do nothing you will just slam into a wallyou need to slow down at the right times
>>153472369get in line
>>153472373oh fuck the korean girl is up next
>they're finally showing the drone footage in real timekino
>>153472322don't know why i assumed it was one pair per country
>>153472373sex with HONG
>>153472394>>153472403she got a nice dumpling
>>153449091puddi
damn she fucked up right at the start
shes fucked it already kek
Good God...
that wall came of out of nowhere!
KINO
LET ME SEE THAT HONG
We have to see more mystique now eww
how the fuck did she make it into the olympics every one of her runs were like that
corr imagine the slow mo camera on that ass jiggle when se hit the wall
Commentator just explained that the padding on the chinguard is meant to protect the chin.
that noise is scary
Bunda too big to stay on track apparently
cute tho
>>153472493Phenomenal ass!
only noon but fuck it, I'm crackin a beer for thischeers lads
>gato casco
>>153472493BRAP
@grok make it a naked dogeza
>fumagalli
>Fumagalli
GRANDE Bunda
Fumagalli bros
>new track recordthis fake ass sport is kinda kino
>skeleton is the safest slide disciplinewtf you guys lied to me!
clean (panty) lines
Italiarse
slowmo fuma bunda
Is it just the one run each? or two?
Dat boi kinda jiggly
>>153472663ladies first, then men, both times are added together
YET AGAIN PLAYING COMMERCIALS OVER THE CHINESE RUNevery fucking day every event lmao
BAGNIS IN BUNDA :DDD
Nice dick, man
These commentators talk way too much.
>>153472663^ and yes a single run for each
thats a penis!
>>153472672reminds me of my ex gf when I'd slap her boobies
Based Chen always does the dramatic pants-off.
Fumagalli on the telly
>>153472703>>153472716I missed a penis? Aww...
>>153472716What's your point?
>>153449577Why does he wear the mask?
>>153472696Mamma mia...
>>153472552grok will turn all olympics into naked olympics
>>153472696jesus
>Janine FlockI've seen her titties
rip flock
KWABstart
SHE MOVED
NOOOOOOOOOODISASTER FOR JANINE!
thats good for team gb
WARNING WARNINGRED ALERT RED ALERTWARNINGFALSE START DETECTEDWARNING
>Start under ReviewLeck mich
>Flock builds speed at the bottom every single time without fail Insane how consistent she is
>>153472845kwab
>>153472696
She fucked that dudes medal grim
>greenBRAP BOOST ACTIVATED
what the fuck is the point of having so many lights when the last one is on random timing?they literally want to fuck with youjust have a single light
she doesn't give a shit kek
RIP Austria
>>153472696Best one so far
>>153472890She won solo yesterday tbf
>>153472889best would be two lightsready.............................GO!
Flock is very attractive desu
just know we're going to bottle it
You must be kinda pissed if you do a godly run and you lose because your partner fucks up... then she is smiling and laughing at the end.
>>153472918wonder if our lad is going to bottle it as well if the gold medallists have mentally checked out already
>>153472942Quiet, you. You say this every thread.
at least she got her gold
>>153472950That's probably because he's usually correct
God damn that was good
If the women's event attracts more viewers than the men's event on 4chan you just know it's not a real sport.
CAM ON INGERLUND
It looks really fun to nyoom along the track face-first. I assume they filter out the AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH for the TV broadcast
i keep missing runs because of (((commercials)))
she's so flat
WE HAVE A CHANCE BONGBROS
>>153472950Actually it's me that usually says it
>>153472977this is a mixed event
hitting the ice at these speeds is like hitting concrete
>>153472977Shut up and admire the bunda
2 white brits whats the odds?
what a babe
>>153472997I think you'll find that I'm the one known for it
TARBIT REDEEMED
>>1534729774chan is a big supporter of women's sport
>>153472997My apologies. Shut the fuck up (aimed at you, specifically, not that other guy)
>>153473022Who are you talking to?
holy shit a track record
that's a medal for GB
FUCKING GET IN
team tarbit
>>153473008about the same as your mum not having a mustache
AT LEAST A BRONZE FOR ARE BRAVE BOYS AND GIRLS
both german men are way quicker than wyatt
I want to fuck Freya Tarbit.
>axel junk
now THAT is a moustache
freya a cute
I think Tarbit is pretty attractive
>0.13 rtholy fuck
KNEEL
GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND!
fuck
ANOTHER ONE
frick
yeah thats gonna be butt sex tonight
Ah well done Germs
nyooo.... Freya's medal...
Track records broken in two subsequent runs on old ice...!
how did he pick up that time, looked real rough
I wanted UK to beat us so I see more Freya
>>153473132Fehlt nur noch die Pickelhaube
Why didn't we put in the olympic champ
>>153473132the most Australian German (very fruity)
he raped her
imagine fuckin with your medals on
stoecker is going to stack it, she's been shite all week
>>153473178He became ze missile
oh no no no britbongs
>>153473192>>153473196where is this coming from?
freya is cold, quick go give her a hug
>>153473222SEX SEX SEX
Eat insulation foam! Hi-yah!...
what a cool mustache on that german
looked like she had a cock
>>153473254thank you
>men's skeleton days ago>every country gets cheered on at the start>israeli gets booed and yelled at
dimples
>>153473215more of a team snowboard cross nation
pffff
>+0.01
>>153473270creampie in this babes bush
>+0.01Holy kino
>>153473270I want to stand at the end of the track and have her smack by cock and balls after she finishes her run like they do in the luge relay
extremely based
>0.01Bloody hell
>0.01damn
why arent they measuring milliseconds? i can swear thery did it on luge
stoeker is way out of her depth bros
nigga that's NUTS!
CAM ON TABBY CAM ON MATTSCORE SUM SLEDS
What race is that
lose this badly so we get more tarbit time
>>153473325mixed skeleton, can't you read?
britmutt
fucked it
>>153473352Her ass was too fat. Slowed her down
Lovely jiggle though
it's over
She stuck it
story of her olympics right there
YOU FUCKING BITCH TABBY
shit it
>ugly mutt>false start>chokes the runlol
>She is white in England
>bad rt >still faster in sector 1wowie
Go back to the circus, clown
Need a godly run from the god
What race is she
cringe fags itt afraid of a hottie
get that mutt out of the winners circle
>>153472977how is archery not a sport? That's one of the OG events
dumb nigger fucked it for us
CAM ON MAT
I think only south korea is using carbon fiber in their sledHmmmm
>>153473397You got itgg
>>153473398Muttiod
Nice
GOOOOLDDDDDD
THE FUCKING GOAT
ABSOLUTE MAD LAD!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YES WESTONWOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHITE MAN SAVES THE DAY AGAIN!!!!!!!!
HE DID IT
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
MATT GOATON
YYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT A FUCKING LEGEND
>the mutt gets carriedSuch a shame. That could've been Freya
>>153473397damn
reffies???
weston is just to good
damn Weston is a beast
GET IN
ANOTHER RECORD!!!
Congrats on the medal Brits.
*klonks the camera* lmao
>We won>The mutt also wonConflicted desu
what a total monster good guyfuck that ugly skank mutt tho
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
Fuck I could probably get gold if they paired me with Weston
GOLD BRITAIN>GOLD BRITAINGOLD BRITAIN>GOLD BRITAIN
Hardest carry of the olympics so far?
>>153473378correction - no penalty, we did NOT shit it
Apologise.
That should've been Freya...
>>153473451desu
The man is a god
>>153473451Truly
>>153473481ywnbaw
>>153473451True but it is rather emblematic of our current problem
BASEDBASEDBASED MATT CLUTCH
replace the mutt with tarbit
Britain kicks the jerrys arse again
BAAAAAASED!
That black bitch did not deserve that. Fucking CARRIED
>tabitha mutter is an olympic gold medal champion
WMBF WINS AGAIN
Freya cucks BTFO
>Stoecker gold medallistBASED. Enjoy seeing her everywhere on your television for years.
Blessed
OH YES.THAT BITCH BEST KNEEL TONIGHT
BUNDA WORLD CHAMPS
>>153473528At least we can laugh at the Canadians
racists never winyou lose
give both gold medals to weston
>>153473528Yeah, imagine the time if Freya had opened for Matt>>153473531She literally fucked the run, cunt doesn't deserve the medal
Imagine if they let Team GB use their special helmet technology
>>153473532>Enjoy seeing her everywhere on your television for years.Winter medallist have a short lifespan here. She might get rolled out during 2030's coverage if she wants to that is.
Well done Deutschland :)
>>153473516>>153473528>>153473529ONCE AGAIN. THE NEGRO IS THE WHITE MANS BURDEN!!!
>>153473528>.4 slower than freyacould have been an easy gold
she was top 4 of the girls after that 5th is same then the girls are sloweri guess its ok
Freya was 0.30 faster
are tabby :)
>>153473096All that loose weight is making the run inefficient.
>>153473539 What did he mean by this?
>>153473532it'll be ever 4 years at best, and I can't see her getting more coverage than milfy lizzy
When's double bunda tho?
>>153473417All the technology in the modern bows make it not a sport.Wood + string only for a real sport.
>>153473616He's saying that Wenston partner should suck his cock tonight for carrying her to a gold medal, I think
>>153473546>>153473533>>153473532FUCK YOU ALLBRITAIN CARES MORE ABOUT FUCKING FOOTBALL THAN THIS AND THEY HAVE MORE GOLD MEDALS THAN CANADA WHAT THE HELLFUCK SHITALY FUCK GB FUCK LOWE FUCK FARAGE FUCK RATCLIFFEFUCK THESE GAMESSHITALY Should never HOST AGAIN
>>153473588>>153473594good work boysthis is an outrage
>>153473528>blackshe's whiter than you
>>153473532She won't, most fraudulent gold in the games so far. Weston shall be remembered for eons
>>153473647wood and string is technology you retard
Is bundaskating also over? If so, see you lads in 4 years.
>>153473680She looks a bit like a Pacific islander.
>>153473680Dios mios
>>153473698no, 1500m still to go in that, has only been 500 (Kok today) and 1000 (Jutta) so far
freya is my favourite since i first saw her 30 minutes ago
>>153473680He's gonna mating press her so hard tonight
>>153473680spoiler that shit on the left
>>153473673Clean my toilet polack
>>153473680he looks muttier than her and you champion him as some white pride figure head in this thread
>>153473698we'll see ya at bobsleigh finals tomorrow
>Matt is the first to win two golds at one game in British historyMaking history once again
weston .35 faster than the rest
>>153473680one more generation and her black genes are bleached for good
>Football Nah, we a more of a Skeleton nation.
>>153473588think we tried getting cocky and going for two medals by pairing her with Wyatt and nearly fucked the whole thing
>>153473734you don't own one, bitchboy
>>153473724Excellent, fuck me don't get how winter sports have such good asses!>>153473743I like but asses don't jiggle there
>>153473737Whiter than you slav
>the iceman comethkek BBC interviewer said the line
>>153473532Absolute state of the country. Worried that somebody winning a Skeleton gold will be used to justify yet more mass immigration. We're cooked.
>>153473749Pretty sure Hoy won 2 or 3 at one. Do you mean winter?
Freya is a true English rose, post more webms
>>153473732>>153473712Lotta fags in this thread
They cute!
>>153473818>Bestiality
>>153473818I would lick her abs
Why didn't my parents sign me up for something cool like this instead of leaving me to rot on the internet
Poor Freya, fastest woman in the whole thing and got nothing.
the podium should have looked like this
>>153473812Yeah Winter
I feel like there has been a major injustice today when Freya doesn't get a medal for that run
>>153473818
>all that snow and Canadians still have dogshit medals
>>153473764wyatt was 6th fastest behind both germans and the italian, .11 and it would have been double medal
>>153473897maybe her partner shouldn't've been 6th then
>>153473897Size of that fo head
>>153473588>React 0.15s faster>Have a 0.05s slower startJust how shit are Tarbit's starts? She gave up 0.2s there once it actually started.Ultimately, this feels like a meme reaction contest assuming the sliders are anywhere near the same skill level. A lot harder to gain on the track what can be lost in the start.Weston absolutely nailed the start and with that most of the 0.3 gap he had was gone already.
this auntie has mistakenly called Tabi, Freya 4 times now, she's thinking what we all are
>>153473573I kneel Britbro
>>153473991Jungk had a 0.13 reaction time, so it's not just fastestreactionwinslol but also who can sprint really fucking fast out of the blocksWeston's big bunda won him the gold
>>153473818spaffable tummy
>>153473818fat ogre
>>153474055Freya was done so dirty, she deserved that fucking gold
>>153474101>fat ogreFag
Lizzy Yarnold looks a lot like a Windsor.
>lets put the mutt with the generational goat instead of with best girl freyabritbongs are really like this lol
the dream team
>>153474173sugababies
>>153474148it's called being tolerant and diverse
>>153473991memes aside, like the bong said a couple of posts up, the pairs made sense to go for 2 medals, and it paid off for the gold, but the wyatt-tarbit pair needed to be solid and wyatt choked
get in
>>153474148Tabitha Stoecker is ranked a bit higher than Freya Tarbit, which is why she got put with Matt Weston; in theory our two best together would get the highest chance of a medal.
>>153474148It was clearly a DEI thing, they knew anyone would win with Matt
>>153474128need her huge arse on my face
>>153474173>Corded Ware>Bell Beaker>Yookay
wew
>>153474108>>153474148Stoecker was better in the singles event.Should've tried harder back then, cracker.
>>153474173Yep, for me its the redhead
>>153474173Green eyes so she's probably whiter than half this thread.
wish i were the gym floor during freyas squat workout
fucking coldplayFUCK OFF
>>153474247You will never be German Ahmed
>>153473573Congrats. Matt was simply unbeatable. Well deserved win.
>>153474310SLAY QUEEN
Is he smashing tonight wyt bros?
>>153474331>wyt>tfheh
>>153474331Prone bone and mating press
>>153474173 Yeah the biracial girl mogs
>>153474148 I thought the athletes themselves choose the pairs
>>153474282Sorry Rajesh, racism always loses.
>>153471875To make you want to put babies in them.
>>153474406 No, rather sweaty energetic unprotected leg-lock missionary with lots of kissing
>>153474795gay
>>153473196they would jingle jangle
>>153474795That's for people in love, not teammates celebrating.
>>153474239Lmao
>>153474212she might be ranked higher but she's proved that she can't slide this course as well
