Women's Freeski Big Airhttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/frs/w/ba----------------/sports-schedule-event>19:30 CET - Women's Freeski BA Qualification Run 1>20:15 CET - Women's Freeski BA Qualification Run 2>21:00 CET - omen's Freeski BA Qualification Run 3
CAM ON KIRSTY>*BANG BANG BANG*GET SOME FUCKING AIR
After the snowboard I can't watch women do this
Eileen Gu makes chuds mad so I like her now
they're all hot wtf
>>153450855I missed it. What happened on the snowboard?
>>153450959snowboard half pipe finals were a massacre for womenthe big air was fine though
where are people watching this? danish tv isn't showing it
>>153451016bbc i player. just select the "i have a tv loicense" option
>>153450910Red commie (cute) traitor!
le chink merchant got blown out by the canadian
EILEEN GU IS AN ALPHA WOMANEILEEN GU IS AN ALPHA WOMANBUT CANADA HAS GOT GOLD IN THE BAG 100% CONFIRMED
>>153451016ppv.todlhd.link
those jumps are insane ngl
>>153451051Why did she do this?
>>153451016https://olympicstreams.co/freestyle-skiing-big-air-women-s-qualification-live-stream/1/
>>153451094This sport looks kinda dangerous.
>>153450955>you will never have a cute snowboard or freeski gf
>>153451125there was a chinese who almost broke her back in the snowboard halfpipe
>>153450955can't get judges to vote for you if you look like diarrhea
skiing jumps look more fun than snowboard tbqhwy
ouch
damn she ate shit
Ded
>>153451125Called it...Death ramp. Why would anyone do this.
OOF that's a big spinal twist
>>153451193i think snowboard has more aura though
>>153451226is this the second time this olympics she's eaten shit?
>German girlWE FREESKI NAO
>German girl only 73 pointsthis shit is rigged af for the chink merchant
>>153451279>caring about judged sportsrookie mistake
Was that German skier second name Mohr?
The scottish chick that jumped a few minutes ago was seriously cute Anyway why do I get the impression that these women are far more competent than the ones in the half pipe?
>>153451357the halfpipe women had bad conditions for their final to be fair
>>153451357they're all fucking cute, the snowboard cuties are also goddamn cute, makes me absolutely seethe
>that ukrainian qtworth all my billions to zelensky
>>153451379>makes me absolutely seethewhy? Just become an olympian yourselfyou got this hans
Yes I love /smolski/
So this is where the top crop white women are huh, im actually simping at this point, requesting help
>>153451414because >>153451130
>>153451411>points at helm>gets disqualified
>>153451470kek
>>153451473Putin recorded every IOC member in Sotchi with child prostitutes
We could add these to the summer games with clay mud in place of the snow. I'm sure lighter outfits would benefit the athletes as well.
Notice how the chink merchant looks the most manufactured and way un-cuter than all the others
>>153451379>they're all fucking cute, the snowboard cuties are also goddamn cutetrue, freestyle had the best babes>>153451373that makes sense, I saw only the finals and I didn't understand why they seemed to be struggling so much
webm-bro you got the french crash?
>>153451539she's definitely had plastic surgery
>the new zealand qtyou think she trained on the mountain above kaza-dum
>you will never coach a cute skilita to spin
you love to see it
imagine living in milan rn and have all those qts on hinge and still get 0 matches
Who's got standings?
norway's special move is to get the asthma spray out of her pocket during the jump
>>153451698that american had a #1 jump rn
That's a 90
>>153451738thanks, hans. I'm in the gym right now
>>153451698>>153451738ok no she is #3
How come Eileen Gu isn't in the #1 spot? Ref rigging again?
>>153451783there was a canadian qt who was the best and she is also very cute
>>153451844finally canada will win gold :)
China paid this girl millions of dollars?
LMAO LE MERCHANT CRASHED
CCP mercenary down
Eat shit Eileen Gook
No refunds.
>>153451887no refunds
>>153451872this is just the quali, the medals will be tomorrow
These are supposed to be the world's best. Why are so many of them falling and crashing?
Gu's coach looks like such a fucking retard having to parade around in CCP gear. Humiliation ritual
Gubros..
cute chink
>>153451948kek
Lmao that was Gu?
webm of crash? Was watching short track.
>>153451908so she's referring to some chad on the football team
>>153451941They're women
>>153451840She good?
>>153451948is he at least chinese?
Nice pidserwoman
>>153451974True. That makes sense.
Whatever happened to Tess Ledeaux?
>>153451974That explains everything
Cute leaf
>candian qt
>>153451997No hes a white finnish American guy
rKirsty let's gooooo
>even the brit is qtcan't suffer as a freeski mandude
Gib Kirsty
these jumps were insane
>>153452127I'm not surprised
Gold zone baby
>>153452181she is second now the swiss qt overtook her
>>153452181cute :3
Missed the beginning of this, was catching up by watching just the jumps and skipping all the wait when suddenly peacock took away the ability to rewind back from live fuck NBC
>mormon utah qthnng
>now a chinese qtgod i could watch this all day
The ZDF commentators are really invested, I like it RIP that would have been sick if landed though
>German girlya blew it
freeski and snowboard really mogs every other discipline in terms of amount of cuties, goddamn
Holy qt
>>153452325Why are there certain sports where uglies can't compete. I imagine it has something to do with skiing being high class. It is hard for uglies to get into high class lineage unless they are hapsburg
poor German qt :(
Fuck it cut to commercial on the replay, just saw the fall not how it happened
CUTEPPE
This one is pretty cute
>>153452425depends, skiing is very common and middle class in alpine areas.the reason these olympics have so much qts is because it's solely white and asian women.
>>153452457Just get a vpn and watch a non goyslop broadcast
Pretty great seeing those defeated expressions Avery krumme is cute
>it's the new zealand qt againoh i didn't forget you
>>153452487I'm from a warm climate so I have no clue about it. I feel like the giant ramp is some rich people shit though.
>>153452506She won my heart
Gu is the sound she makes when she hits her head on the ground
Why is it all spins? Why don't they do a triple backflip or something?
another canadian qt
>>153452403>>153452425the cold air giving them pink noses contributes to it for me
can't suffer in ukraine
ukie girl with a steezy little trick
>>153450910take my semen Eileen
>>153452425Winter sports in general is a middle-high class thing, no matter where you are.This shit is expensive asf, which is why Winter Olympics in general is not really that popular.
I'm hearing rumors that Eileen Gu keeps making pee pee in the coke back at the olympic vlllage and people are getting fed up
is ACL the most overrated ligament?
>>153452630<3
>>153452645Olympian here, can confirm
swiss qts are very underrated in terms of cutieness
>>153452680canadian too i must say
>>153452705Get on the train and go chat one up right now!
Switzerland is a nation comprised of 100% spoiled brats
I would like to ski. I am good with my legs .
>>153452726i'd rather have a canadian qt and live up there in the woods
Dumb leaf slut
>>153452754elena gaskell is mine tho
that french girl look german af
The New Zealand girl looks like she's 15% marsupial
>>153452813will i have to jizz in her pouch?
hello, just got herehow is my GOAT GU doing?are we winning or is she getting reffed out?
Imagine dating a Gasslitter
>>153452849its all or nothing on her last run
>>153452849She fucking wiped out sorry Polbro
Skye Clark looks badass
>>153452849She's washed
>>153452772I respect your dibs for having patrish taste
>>153452937i wouldn't mind washing her if you catch my drift
6 7!
Grace is /ourgirl/
>>153452976you say she's dirty? how dare you!
>Skelejiggle into cutietrickBest day ever
>>153452976I'd let her shit on me but I don't think she's a good person
ouchie
HEEM
I missed it damn
>>153453007she's half chinease half american, in what world would she ever have a chance to be a good person?
Why is Gu channeling some type of chinese deity
>>153453080half woman half chinee*
Gubro's we're soo back
>>153453083I thought China banned religion
Gu-borg casually downloading jump info
it's stupid that the 2 runs have to be spinning in opposite directions or something they shouldn't have to bear the mental load of remembering what their highest scoring run was doing to not accidentally repeat the same spin direction in the 3rd run
/sp/ btfo. Can't stop the Chinese goddess.
THAT'S MY WIFE
GU redeemed and did the needful
She literally sounds like a bimbo and she's repping China, hot
1st place for that?
why is gu not fighting for America?
Guhatingbros...
>>153453133You'd end up with one trickers cleaning up if there wasn't that requirement.
>>153453160There's always next round for her to humiliate herself
>>153453097>half woman half chinese
>>153453147 China gives her money to compete for them.
>>153453147$23m. I'm not lying look it up. Absolutely pathetic and desperate
i don't mind your chink merchant, i'm just here to watch spinning qts
>>153453222Wonder if that’s how much Norway spends on their entire Olympic team
USsharts still cannot get over KWABing in ice skating, lmao.
>>153453147She got paid 7 million by the CCP and has I need attention syndrome.
>>153453222>>153453203she needs to be ICEd
>Eileen gu from San Francisco Kek these NBC commentators are salty asf
>>153453276 Shes a natural born US citizen. They can't ICE her.
>>153453271Well its bullshit man, if this happens then Eileen Gu should have fallen on her neck there but ooooh noooo. The American Burden continues.
Gubros are we gonna make it
>>153453272i would give her attention
i missed the 3rd gu jump, was it good?
Kirsty gets all my attention
>>153453354That guy shouldn't have been shot either but justice waits for no one.>>153453330haha made sure to say "naturally born in San Fran but plays for China"
webm bro I need kirsty peace sign
>>153453222i can see why it's worth it for her, but does China really get that much benefit from a winter Olympics gold medal? at least target sports in the real Olympics when non-autists like us are watching
>>153453384Good enough for qualification.It's just fucking qualification
>>153453384Yeah it was nice
that is a naturally cute brit, i don't see this often we should all acknowledge it
>>153453354China doesn’t recognize dual citizenship. I’m surprised more Chinese haven’t called her out on it
>>153453222>>153453272>betrays her country for money>steals grenaud's coach weeks before the olympics, for the second time>has shifty snake eyesShe's like a badly written high school movie antagonist. You can only be against her if you have any inkling of a soul
>>153453434very cute celtic look, would fight roman legions with her in the germanic woods
Why was that a dni? Because she spun early?
>>153453427China is basically run on this type of psychological warfare and weird power dynamics. It probably doesn't sell too much in America but if you can sell it to the Chinese people that a half-Chinese girl decided to represent China instead of the US and she's winning medals then I guess its worth it for them.They are crazy jingoistic people
cute mountain german qualified
>>153453427The Olympics are taken very seriously over there as they’re a display of soft power. They follow the Soviet approach
>>153453471For 23M in a sport that usually isn't going to get big endorsements I'd probably do the same desu
>>153453455I've heard they don't care for athletes. I'm sure she's still a US citizen
>>153453147>Eileen Gu was born on September 3, 2003, in San Francisco, California, United States. Her mother, Yan Gu (Chinese: 谷燕; pinyin: Gǔ Yàn), is a first-generation Chinese immigrant to the United States. >Her maternal grandfather was the chief electrical engineer of the Ministry of Housing and Urban-Rural Development of China.>In February 2025, the Beijing city government released a document about spending US$6.64 million for the training of Gu and fellow US-born athlete Zhu Yi, though later their names were removed from the document and articles on the topic were censored on several Chinese websites.>As a "young American freestyle champion" at Nanshan Ski Resort, Gu had sponsorships in China at nine years old through connections with the resort's owner and China's ski industry. These included several Chinese sponsors, The North Face, and CCTV9.>Prior to the start of the 2022 Winter Olympics, Gu was the face of multiple brands in China. Gu has endorsed brands in China across sports, fashion, and banking. Some of her partnerships in China include Mengniu Dairy, Luckin Coffee, JD.com, China Mobile, People's Insurance Company of China, Bank of China, Anta Sports, and Bosideng. It was reported that she earned over US$30 million in endorsements and advertising contracts in 2021 alone. According to media reports, her average fee per endorsement increased from $1 million in 2021 to $2 to $2.5 million in 2022. In 2026, she was the fourth highest paid female athlete in the world based on earnings of US$23.1million in 2025.>In 2023, Forbes listed Gu as the second-highest paid female athlete in the world.>In 2024, she was the world’s third highest paid female athlete.>In 2026, she was the fourth highest paid female athlete in the world based on earnings of US$23.1million in 2025.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eileen_GuAll on Wikipedia
>>153453541>In 2023, Forbes listed Gu as the second-highest paid female athlete in the world.that is absolutely fucking insane
>>153453541I’m amazed they sponsored her before she even medaled. What’ll the reaction be if she doesn’t win gold?
>>153453538>I'm sure she's still a US citizenyou bet she is, this merchant is living her bay area girl-model-boss lifestyle that's as common to the chinese as bratwurst and sauerkraut.
>>153453455>China doesn’t recognize dual citizenshipstop propagating this fake news
>cute actual chinese out
>>153453541Lucky her, capitalizing on a bubble. You can't say she's not a good American capitalist I'm proud of herAnd even if she wins a gold medal we're claiming her medal the same way we claimed Armand Duplantis gold medal. We won the summer Olympics if we add in Armand Duplantis medal
>Pyeongchang slopestyle Gold >2025 ski Big Air WC silver >doesn't even get a 3rd runKWAB of the day contender
>>153453541>fourth highest paid female athletethat seems bullshithighest paid athlete is calculated by what you make from your sport, not from model engagements
So made the next round?
Muriel is such a rare yet so germanic name unfortunately she out
>>153453594I'm sure they have spies/scouts everywhere monitoring athlete with Chinese background, so probably kept tab on her performances
Gu probably is best friends with the triads
>>153453655Sadly that’s how most female athletes make money. Osaka was pulling 50 million off of Japanese companies who wanted a winner
>>153453655If that's the case then Jordan and LeBron aren't the richest basketball players
American girls are dropping...
This shit is boring desu, more boring than ski jumping.Will never be popular, it's X Games cat.
>>153453747they might well be the richest, but probably not the highest paidlike if elon musks tranny daughter plays baseball would she be the highest paid baseball player? just because her tesla stocks appreciate 250% in a year
I bet every one of these girls has herpes
>17 years oldundercooked burger needs a little more time on the grill
>>153453810She reminds me of the girl from bridge to terabithia
>>153453810you can see the german dna in her
>>153453800no women sport where they clothe them in bags will ever be popular
>>153453806If she was getting paid 500M in endorsements because of being a baseball player then yeahI guess it's hard to differentiate getting paid by a team owner or a contest host from someone just paying you millions to train and wear their logo, especially in the case of sports like snowboarding/skiing/rock climbing where there's not really a team, or hugely televised events like championship boxing fights. At that point the rules change to what you can fetch on the market
>>153453800Its too confusing to me. Reminds me of skateboarding. I know the sport but if you ask a random person they'd completely be perplexed by the tricks that get high scores.
>candian qt IN>ukraine qt OUTwhat a rollercoaster>>153453800>actually watching this for the sportgerman autism on full display
>both skis offShe's dead
Z'd out
>>153453809you almost automatically have herpes if you're not a complete incel
Actually thinking about it if China's been paying for Gu's training since she was a youth we might have less right to claim her medal than we do in Armand dopants case where he was born and raised in Louisiana and trained in American university then went over to Sweden as a merc
>>153453941This shit is too much about terminology, every little variation has it's own name.You gotta do it yourself to be into this sport.
that feeling when little zoomer girls are cooler than you
>>153453810*leaf turned burger
>Only 12thI thought that was sick
>it's that swiss qt againstarting to form a handful of situationships here guys
>>153453969I am incel and have herpes.Herpes on your lips is common, like 90% of the population have it.Eating at restaurants, going to public swimming pools, so many ways to get that shit.
>>153454090i think just jumping without any spins or flips is sickmaybe were just not the right judges for this event
>>153454097same
>it's the german looking frenchthey all forming their own lore for me
>>153454129They should give us a shot anyway
>>153454047that's why I like the women qualifiers for trick sports. easy to just root for them to land something semi-impressive and auto-qualify. finals are indistinguishable
The German frenchie was a cutie
>>153453969>>153454101Nope, not everyone is nasty with herpes.
the german looking french is out guys
>>153454175what if we have to jump ourselves first?
So let me get this straight. you have to grab the ski to get any score? What if you did some crazy flips without holding the ski. Would you still get a high score?
>>153454215https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herpes>Frequency 60–95% (adults)
>>153454215It's better to have it latently than not have it, because then you don't need to worry about anything and can just make out with random sluts
>>153453330So was Bruce Lee
>doing the hand-heart when the judge's scores come ingets me almost always
>>153454101you usually get it from your parents, no one get it in the streets.>like 90% ratethe rates are pretty high among adults yea, like 60-80% occurrence, the one you get in the mouth is not considered a std.
>>153454290about 2 kg of our body weight is bacteria and other independent life forms
Skye Clark is going to do something cool I feel it
Fucking hell this is boring.
>>153454275I might be able to land a jump
>>153454049dont think they say cool anymore unc
>>153454415i might be able to start a jump
Un-ackted States
>>153454425yea, i mean that rizz chadmaxxing thing or whatever
no wonder amerislips are seething
Damn I like Grace Henderson
I just noticed this disclaimer in the multiview. Lmao they are really pissed that she sold out to China.
i had a very good time watching this, see you tomorrow for womens snowboard slopestyle my fellow qt enjoyers
>>153453810Love her
fucking hell Finland qualifies in 5th with a torn ACL
>>153454405true if they spent 4 hours throwing a ball at someone with a stick... but like this. no thanks
>>153454591clutch 3rd jump from the Swiss qt to grab that 12th bubble spot
>>153454552See you tomorrow
Why dont they start further up? Needed more speed to do the trick and limited themself starting lower
>>153454591That's nothing, Kurt Angle won gold with a broken frickin neck
>>153454591how the fuck does somebody deal with the landing forces from big air with a blown ACL?
Anyone clip Gu downloading CCP trick information from satellites on her third jump
>>153454552See u there fren
>>153451241No they do it ritualistically in the catacombs underneath the temples.
