Men's 1500m https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/stk/in/m/1500m-------------/qfnl/--------/race-result>20:15 CET - Men's 1500m - Quarterfinals>21:49 CET - Men's 1500m - Semifinals>22:35 CET - Men's 1500m - Final B>22:42 CET - Men's 1500m - Final AWomen's 1000m https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/stk/in/w/1000m-------------/heat/--------/race-result>21:01 CET - Women's 1000m - HeatsWomen's 3000m Relayhttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/stk/tr/w/3000mry4----------/sfnl/--------/race-result>22:05 CET - Women's 3000m Relay - Semifinals
hope the USA doesn't go bowling in our heat and take us out, it's important that we stay in the lead
LEEEEEEEETSSSSSSSS FUUUUUUUUUUCKINNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOO
we learned today that we can have an additional girl in 1k heats because one of the (australian?) skaters didn't get her nationality on time LMAO
names to watch for the 1500 men is mostly the same as the 1000favorites: Dandjinou, van 't Wout, Rim, Sigheloutsiders: Hwang, Sun, Roussel, SpechenhauserCanada might get their first gold tonight!
>>153451669>Dandjinouwill he continue canadas streak of no golds
>>153451669FUCK SIGHEL
COME ON POLSKALET'S FIGHT AND WIN
>Best skater in the world>came in 4th
DEATHSKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE
According to the spreadsheet leaf this is supposed to be Canada's first Gold
bruh
>niewinski
they're kinda slow this distance
>>1534519441500 is a lot more tactics and endurance than raw speed
Nice molester 'stache on our guy
the amerifalls continues
>Amerislips again
SANNESANNESANNE
>AMERIFALLS!
the heck happened to our guy? Shitty ice again?
>Team USA slipping/get bumped like usual
>Short track event>US skater crasheslike clockwork
let's go Gołąb
>>153452029he's americanthat's what they do
Are they messing with America's ice again?
is there nobody who sprints off the gate in 1500
dirty frog
>>153452107yes, the rigged ice is located exactly under their feet and nowhere else
>>153452134>Whoops, didn't see you there
>>153452107>coping for American cockCringe and straight
>>153452111there is a tactic where you sprint away and try to get a full lap so you can coast behind them to the finishbut it can only work in the heats because in a final nobody lets you go
Asian domination
will there be any decapitations?
>slips
Twout
>we didn't slipBros!?
cam on niall
>>153452323kek jens took his glasses off
fur cock?
fuck of treacy
giga kwab for Rim
good job by treacy
we're a short track nation
>Tries to sneak through>falls
PHOTO TIE
really good race by treacy because he set a high pace and made the other guys panicrim was desperately trying to get through on the outside and got in trouble at the end
>>153452472Yeah he played it smart outfoxed the SK’s
>>153452243Skates have flat bottoms. Why does everyone seem to think they are razor sharp
>sighel
God, I love these events.Crashes are by far the best part.Also GG r niall
;^)
KWAB
another zelin suicide
how come there are so many koreans in speed skating?
sighel will get advanted, probably pen emons
>Ukrainian racing to the front lines
*slips*
>>153452545You tell us
>>153452558yeah, that's an ADV for sure
>>>153452558Kwab
>Ukraine kneecapped by Europe again
>>153452562PWHOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRR
>>153452558kwabbeb
Why are all of our skaters Asian?
Van’t Wout took out the brave ukranian soldier
boooooooo
kek
not a single dime to cuckraine no more
??????!rip dutchies
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
what about the italian?
lmao the ukranian goes through on DQ???
Why did the Dutchman get penalized?
lmao sighel not advanced because he was not top 3 at the moment of the fall
Lmao such a bullshit sport where having skill is meaningless when someone else falls and takes you down with him
GEEN broodje kaas dit
dutch cheater got btfo
>Italian didn't advUnc what?
and the italian that literally got drone bombed by the ukrainetard? what the actual fuckhow do you advance the ukraine but not his innocent victim?!
shitallian got fucked so badly lmaothey should protest ASAP>>153452650>>153452643look at it again, ukrainian only fell because of the dutchie
>>153452668can they afford the protest fee
>>153452671The dutch guy didnt even fucking touch him>meanwhile the italian got completely dragged outsidedidnt get a free pass
dutchman got penalized because he went from outside to inside lane and took out the ukrainianpersonally I think this was kinda bait from the ukrainian because he had plenty of space inside, but baiting adv through fouls is commonsighel gets royally fucked here
>>153452653kwabtoc
>>153452558i guess i'm the asshole for finding these crashes funny
>>153452714he changed lanes on the corner and blocked himyou can't do that on turns
>>153452558What exactly was the Dutch guy meant to do? They were entering the turning area where he started turning and the Ukranian went wider to widen his angle.
>>153452558dutch mother fucker so smug ya'll don't own the ice you know now the Ukrainian is gonna be sent to the donbas
>>153452668Same way Korea didn't advance in women's relay sometimes you get unlucky
I suddenly don't feel bad for the dutch guy that got taken out by the chink earlier in the event
>>153452725>multiple anons kek or kwabposting>DURRRRR I'm the onlyThe retard levels from that post kwab
>>153452715Ukrainians being stubborn assholes, whats new.
>>153452558KWAB
is italian tv saying anything about protesting?
>>153452668Commentators said they only advance you if you're in the top two. If you're in third, most of the time it's tough shit.
>>153452785nah you already loved our seethe, don't liesighel gets unfairly fucked here but also kinda deserved for that arrogant mixed relay finish
does anyone have a webm of it>>153452761
Reminder that if you filter the Am*rican flags posting, the quality of the entire board gets bumped by at least 30%
>>153452814nope
>>153452837it's literally the OP webm
Soon...
>>153452848still seething
Anyone have or know of an archive of these events? I didn't get to see the mixed team relay but that shit feels like it would have been a kino clusterfuck.
why are ukranian """refugees""" so loud and noisy? And what's with all the expensive cars with ukraine plates?
>>153452851KWAB mentalityif i were in your position i would have gotten reinforcements from sicily and "protested"
>>153451702it was me.i jinxed it
>>153452855oh shit i just noticedepic moment
>>153452896>Year 4 of the special 3 day operationKeep seething Zigger
>>153452891you've got replays if you pay, but if you're poor, you can check out rutracker or some private trackersthey always had vods (but i can't promise english audio on rutracker)
>>153452917what'ss a ziggeR? ukraines seem to be the same as russians?
>>153452891NBC probably has it on their site no? I know CBC does
>>153451518KEK what a giga bitch does she do anything but get tripped or fall on her own
>>153452715>bait he fucking did what is considered reckless and murderous in formula 1, shitstapen tactis is practically the dutch ethos
>womenTime for more wipeouts
>GirlsGet ready for crashes.>>153452891America falling in every single run. It was kino.
ladies starting
god i love girls so much
let's go sarault
>Men had 6 skaters>women only have 4is this to limit collisions because women are worse?
>>153452952Idk anon I'm watching pirated Canadian streams. Not gonna pay for this
this thread is going so slow, everybody will read i'm a near 32yo khhv who has never touched a woman
>>153452972Why do they always crash? I didn't see a single wipeout on the mens
>>153453003ez
>>153453003This outfit looks better than the shitty one she has on now
>>153453019>>153452558
>noh d
>>153453009Different distances support different number of racers.
Hanne <3
>>153453011happy valentines day
>>153453011Did you guys hear anything? Sounds like somebody said something.
Korean qt
HANNE HANNE HANNE
so tiresome
This isn't even a competition compared to the men's. Bit embarrassing. Girls suck so much at sports that don't involve looking pretty.
4 women instead 6 hits different (bad way)
Hanne looks like her pee tastes amazing
RED ALERT STODDARD ON THE ICE
>Stoddard skating againWill she fall yet again?
>>153453161you're a creep
stoddard entered the inner area wtf
FUCKING CHINK.. AGAIN
kek she fell again
Luv me Topolska
LOL
yeah im thinking this is a retarded sport
>womenKEKAROO
good job cameraman
>>153453167
Is this sport just whoever doesn't fall wins
POUTSMA DOOD
>AMERISLIPS>AGAIN
WHAT THE FUCK THIS FUCKING BURGER CUNT HOLY SHITBAN THAT WHOLE FUCKING TRASH COUNTRY
lmao
Why can't these dumb Amerimutts stop divebombing?
>stoddard LMAO what is her problem
REDEEMED LMAOPOUTSMA 2ND
>>153453169lmao
SHE FELL AGAIN.IT'S THE SAME FUCKING GIRL.4/5 RACES SHE HAS FELL. KEKEKEKEKWAB
Women are terrible at this. The men weren't falling but every single race the women do
Has this chick not completed a single race without falling?
>>153453215oftentimes yeah
LMAAAAOOOOHOWDO YOUKEEPDOINGTHISPure kino i take back what i said earlier
DEATH TO AMERICA
CRAWL KINO
>>153453215look up BRADBURY
>>153453219>StoddardKWAB
reminder that topolska is a qt
Shouldn't the American just get dsq'd permanently at some point? For her own safety.
get a load of this retardation
>>153453295i don't see why not letting us see her fall again in the mass start
BПEPЁД POДHOЙ AИHИCTAH
>>153453294>promoting rl lootboxes
Where do I watch this olympicstreams doesnt have it
>>153453326GO NEUTRAL ATHLETES
Xandra shorttrack queen
>>153453350ARD/ZDF
>>153453350streamed pk
>>153453350freestreamslive
>olympic streams is killNOOOOO QUICK NEED A LINK
>>153453326>>153453365LET'S GO INDIVIDUAL NEUTRAL ATHLETES*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAPCLAPCLAP*
she's 24 and already engaged, fuck my freak incel virgin life
>>153453350>Lebron James is STILL playing basketballHow old is he now?
>>153453410https://www.sportschau.de/olympia/live/shorttrack-1500-m-m-3000-m-staffel-f-1000-m-f,livestream-olympia-shorttrack-110.htmlSet vpn to germany
claim your waifu
>>153453501Suz
Yang a cute
>>153453501I will claim one of yours
>>153453501c sarault
>>153453501my wife is Eileen GUwe sit together near a fireplace in her mansion and talk about how much we hate america
Santos-Griswald deserves to have her ovaries torn out
>>153453350Sporza
>>153453410viprow nu livetv sx
>>153453583
Florence Brunelle is one to watch
redi...
NANI
>>153453501lego hand girl
>>153452562sniffAAAAAARRRHHHHHHHsniffAAAAAARRRHHHHHHHsniffAAAAAARRRHHHHHHHsniffAAAAAARRRHHHHHHH
>>153453501>>153452562this specimen
>>153453656Hmm?
>>153453456Opportunities to get a woman (assuming you obviously missed the "high school sweetheart" phase of your life:1) College. (You must be, at the oldest, 30-34 years old. DO NOT go for PhD women...just trust me)2) Hobbiest events and gatherings3) Sporting events (rare that they are alone at a sporting event, but doable)4) Work (not recommended)5) OnlineIf you really want to, you can get a woman.
what happened to all the asians in this sport? I feel like they used to be competitive now each "match" they're in last
Imagine the handjobs
>>153453241She did her part in the mixed team relay. In that race it was her female teammate who fell over.
>>153453700https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/athlete-details/48814
>nigga on tnt sports says KSG spent the week fallingLMAO damn but true tho
Korean Kim has an awfully taut little rump
the pole just straight up tried to trip Velzeboer
what on gods green earth is this shit
Dirty Poles
>dutch bitch so mad she tripped the Korean up after they finishedkeeeeeeeeeek
Goddamn we suck at this sport. If we're not crashing into everyone, we're dead last.
>>153453758>>153453774?it was a clean overtake and then they touched blades without anyone being an attacker
>>153453731>>153453771would
>>153453788Has Danica Patrick considered taking up the sport?
>>153453771its ai
Need a montage of all Stoddard's crashes.
is stoddard in the relay
>>153453845rough scissor make up sex tonight
based soundsystem playing OG trance
i can fix her
>>153453925yes and the US is in our heat ffs
>>153453901This
>speed skating events through the rest of the dayExcellent!
>>153453771a quebecois
>>153454095>rest of the day its will be on for just another hour
kill every dutch
this jochem guy I'm sure he was a great champion but hes so fucking boring as a presenter holy shit
>>153454149and lots more to come
>>153454150rude and churlish
>>153453824they call this the dutch cunt maneuver
>>153454226zich de kaas niet van het brood laten eten
>>153453824rule no.1 of short track racing is learn how to wreck someone without wrecking yourself
>>153453824white women keep bullying my waifu
lmao stoddard looks dead inside and the US team is trying to pep her up because they have no good alternatives
>>153453824Lmao this fucking sport is wild. Hate tripped her
was that stoddard with puffy eyes
Thus old boomer can't clap on beat for "We Will Rock You"
>>153454377Thats just your average white guy. Zero rhythm and soul
>>153454363Let's see if she makes it 5 out of 5 falls.
>>153454368Dutch people are so pathetic
did sighel complain
SiegHeil
>>153454423ameriflip please stay upright in the relay
>>153454377https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr9roMoMT1Y
Lots of guys. How many collisions?
>>153454423Churlish and rude
Based Japan takes out the chink
That's one slippery Slope
DQ Heo
total chinese elimination
Holy fuck China sucks in these games
He's just too fast.
>be Chinese>fall
we have no hope without siegheil
dat jap's zesty fr no cap
>>153454592>stream acting fucking retarded>missed thisDoing God's (female) work anon don't stop
????????????
HOWEVER
the rug is in
AHAHAHAHA KWABBED
Chinese shenanigans
REFSKATE
that chink used to compete for us
j-japanese look like that?!
refnigas be smoking crack
Kino moustache
>Just removed Leaf's biggest competitor>China advanceREFSKATE
Luca Spechenhauser. Another jawless Italian. Can't compare to the Germans.
the australian uniform is HORRENDOUS
only in the reflympics do you get penalized for "impeding" people behind you by taking a clean line
Wtf what did I miss? Why the chink advancing!?!?
RAKED
>>153452562DIOS!
>>153454768checks cleared
weighed down by a beard and a fat ass.. story of my life..
Dubois fucktard
>>153454768there was some more cash left from the last olympics
>LEAFS
this sport is such putrid dogshit and i can't stop watching it
Man that ozzie was pure chaos incarnatetripping people all over
We won.
>>153454768China and South Korea united to eliminate their common enemy
memed on
Successfully RAKED.
>van twatsurely it's not actually pronounced that way
DAY OF THE RAKE
when did speed skate get so fucking handsy? kek. last i watched, apollo ono being a cheating fuck was an international scandal yet multiple guys are just cheating in heats now?
>>153454835van twout
>CANACANTMY SIDESSSSS I LOVE THIS SPORT SO FUCKING MUCH
The rake is in
HOWEWER
Why is every sport sanctioned by the ISU such an impossibly kino shitshow?
UNRAKED
canada can it seems
bro they're fucking smoking crackhe was literally behind himwhat the fuck
>>153454875HOWEVER
>semi final 3???
Sigh-ACK
Btfo
70 semifinals
>>153454865yeah i know how it's spelled, but the british commentator said it like twat
>8 skater final Aplease make it 9
>>153454887TWENTY THOUSAND POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR BECAUSE FUCK YOU
the final is already 8 guys with all these advancements kek
What happened to the Chinaman who fell last race?
rigg maxxing refs ong
the rake broke
>>153454911Stop noticing things
final 1 final 2 finalfinal
>>153454928KINOi wish there was an italian too for extra sauce
>>153454911dont ask questions don't point fingers at absurdity or you are gonna be called a newfag (by people who have watched this sport maybe one two other times at best)
>>153454918very churlish of him
PRAY FOR AN ADVANCEMENTLETS GO FULL MEME FINALS
>>153454933HOWEVER10,000 points to China just enough to get them into the final
treacy good form gold contender
>>153453323wtf are the physics here? how does the american just begin floating into the sky?
no kurwa ich mać
The assassination by the cowardly leaf!
Poles fall even more often than burgers
This is fucking hilarious
>leaf
Canadian took out 2 people kek
RAKED RAKED RAKED RAKED
>CANADAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
MEME FINAL INCOMING!
Treacy safe Korean might get ref chad
GOD SAVE THE KING
>Another canadian's gonna get reffed in
>>153455003its was the latvian
goddamn leafs
what a fucking meme of a sport lol
>9 IN THE FINALKINO INCOMING
>>153454976Nothing is happening.You are now very sleepy.
So are all the falls normal in this sport or is the bad ice meme actually true?
I love this meme sport so much it's unreal
HOWEVER the sportwe should just start calling it However xD
>>153455032both are true
>unofficial winner >unofficial sponsor
>>153455019calling it a sport is a fucking insult to all the others. it's meme entertainment for tv like wrestling
dutch eurosport commentator can't stop talking about how stupid this canadian is
>>153455054If skijumping is a sport, then so is this
YELLOW LEAF
REG CHADS WW@
the refs must be so fucking pissed rn lmao
bullshit callsburn the refs
>>153455016i thought the canadian was with black it was indeed the canadian
HOOOOOOOOOOOWEVER
Canada is a disgrace. I now advocate for annexation.
This final is going to be insane lolWay too many fuckers
damn they even give out yellows
>Yellow cardLeafs cheating again.
CANADIAN ADVANCING TACTIC KEK
>YELLOW CARDYELLOW CARD>YELLOW CARDYELLOW CARD>YELLOW CARDYELLOW CARD
Leafs
>Only 1 leaf in the Eh FinalIts not fair
>Canada being scum once againthe world is finally seeing their true colors
oh man this final is going to be kino
>9 people in the finalhow many crashes
Why do we even invite Canadians to the winter olympics? All they do is cheat and lose
So what if someone decided to sabotage and purposely skate into everyone?
>>153455110Kek
>>153455094bro thinks he's playing hockey lol
>9 men finalSomebody's gonna get a medal from a yellow card isn't it ?
>>153455124For the Hockey.Everything else is a meme.
>crash>advancednice """"""""""""""sport"""""""""""""""""" you have there keeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>153455109oh wait 2, I didnt see Dubois
>>153455124Why do we even invite Norwegians to the winter olympics? All they do is cheat and win
>>153455132That's what the leaf did and got a yellow card
>9 people in the finals
>>153455094A fucking LEAF
>amerislips
>Amerifalls
AMERISLIPS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>amerifallsI FUCKING CAN'T WITH THIS SPORT LMAO
>AMERIFALLS
WOMEN BUNDAPUSH RELAY
>final Ais there a final B? or C?
this is total chaos, even more than some cycling events
BURGERCHUTE
is there a mixed version of this relay?
kino of the highest order.never change, refskate
American falls
brosomeone ban that retard
AMERIFALLS
the correct way to watch this sport is with japanese commentators yelling CRASHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU when people kwab themselveshttps://youtu.be/AYmjLu_j_wk put this in the background
>>153455159how often are there over 6 in the final?
what is it about the winter olympics that make canadians expose their true nature? chronic cheaters at curling, dirty tackles in hockey to purposefully injure the competition, absolutely zero regard for short track etiquette? it's honestly disgusting.
>>153455187already happened, it was funny seeing how much the men could push the women but the women can't propel the men at all lol
so you thought that was chaotic?hold my skatehere is team relay lmao
wrath of allah...
>>153455178this is just madison on crack
one of those days she's actually going to kill somebody if she doesn't suicide after going back home
>Stoddard in the race>US immediately fallsliterally every time
>>153455203amerigolem can you please stop preaching morality we're watching chaoskino
>>153455124thoughts on ultra high level of asthma in your athletes?
>>1534552027 is normal, 2 from all 3 semis + 1 time fastest
>>153455222skate collision with italy
>>153455230she has palsy
the fuck is going on in this race??
>>153455222tripped
that blonde dutchie is so fast
im feeling pretty kino right about now lads
*americrash intensifies*
i feel bad for Stoddard at this point
DQ american and ADV american
MORE CANADA
>Stoddard>Shoving her teammate overJesus fucking christ.
What a fucking mess
>>153455124*inhaled asthma*yo lemme*protects children in state funded doping programs*we wuz*is on the wada non compliance list*dopers??? shiiiet
>the speedskating viewer experience
>>153455304fast elf
Do you think the winning team has a celebratory orgy featuring sweaty muscular thighs, tummies, and bundas?
Leafs vs Pacific Rim
>Japan>Korea>ChinaThe deathbowl
>>153455332Our commentator just said "she probably can’t wait to go back home at this point" kek
>>153455363no, dont think so
wtf is thispure chaos
>>153455356>DEJA VU>IVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
HOLY SHIT HOW DID WE GET THIRDWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDSSDDSDD
If somebody trips my waifu Kim again I'm going to freak the fuck out
>>153455378she literally just shoves her over
why did they put all the asian counties in the same semi final?
>>153455224kek I was just typing that
this is the stupidest shit i ve ever watched
>>153455419racism
>>153455419Timezones
>>153455418the italian skater acted on instincts and spread her legs across the entire track. what is the american meant to do
>>153455389Well that seems really unfair.
BEST KOREA
>>153455427>hates funSexlet and partylet hands typed that post
SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT SARAULT
get fucked china
damn sarault saved the leafs
one of the koreans carried hard
damn sarault
>>153455419China, Japan, South Korea, and India??
I kneel
HURT THE FEELINGS OF 1 BILLION CHINESE PEOPLE
No Americans, no one fell.
>Bundasliding overBundaskating time
why did china just give up
>>153455523Yep, all AsianBased American geography knower
>>153455534we only rig the ice for you <3
>>153455523>India>Snow sportsThey gotta take Nepal from China first.
xi is gonna be mad again
Love this shit so much bros im a short track believer
>>153455203Canadians coast on the nice guy stereotype. I like Canadians, but the whole nice Canadian thing is so cringe.
Are there more races coming?
That's why they call her Lambor Gil-liSo beautiful
Whens the final?
>>153455638You niggas need to learn that French Canadians have a way worse reputation overall. They are notorious for pissing off staff at international resorts.
>>153455665>>1534556821500m men final coming up soon, last event tonight
>>153455560>>153455618It's a joke about Canada being overrun with Indians
>>153455667Plastic %?
>>153455682Right after they clean the Ice they do the B final and then A final after
>>153455619>Winnie the Pooh holding all powerFucking clown world
>>153455730For bundapush too or just for the scrotes 1500m?
>>153455727Use that for the UK instead.
uhm zhang bros? what happened
>Canada is going to win gold/silver in the 1500mThe funposting times are over ;_;[spoiler]Or back if they take each other out when going for the gold[/spoiler]
>>153455727Whats with everyone on this site obsessing over Indians
>>153455716if we don't win a gold here I hope we crash everyone out at the very least. fuck this nice guy bullshit. its cost us.
who the fucks the bitch piping off on the loudspeaker
>>153455788bring in the stolz
The friendly banter has been fun but finally Canada will have her first gold medal from this event. Can't wait to join the rest of you guys at the big boy table.
>>153455788>[spoiler]Or back if they take each other out when going for the gold[/spoiler]
When's the Winter Femboylympics?
>>153455821Telling the truth isn't obsession.
>>153455867make the thread. it's all but locked. I'm that confident.
what's the point of final B
early canada GOLD MEDAL celebrationlets fucking GOOOOOOO
>>153455867You just jixed them, ya goof.
Let's go CANADA
>>153455928In some events its possible for them to get a bronze or something but in this its just to get a formal final rank
>>153455911this is a troon that can no longer maintain an erection nothing to do with femboys
>>153455928participation trophy
>>153455920congrats to canada for their hard earned gold!
Cmon Canada!! Get gold so we aren't bullied anymore here
>>153455987Imagine pulling out her nosering and pissing the resulting blood away
why even bother doing this tactical shit in the fake final
>the winner will be 10thhumiliation ritual
No one cares about this race so they're not even trying. kek
these niggas skatin on squeegees
>Race of the chokers
>treacy wants to lead the race>van 't wout wants to lead the race>dandjinou wants to lead the raceshould be kino
>Let the losers go first so they can rip up the ice for the A Finalwhy
Will anyone have the balls to just go full out to try and lap the field early?
The Italian looks like a pervert.
>>153455928Literally about to ask the same thing.
>9 men final>Canada's potential first GoldIM HYPED
>>153456107>gassing out early on 15 laps. not recommended
>>153456136it's coming home
>final A>final Bexplain
>>153456141You can just tag on the back of the pack and cruise to the line.
i think id do the rainmaker pose what about you guys
Eh FinalLets go boys, for Gold!!
CANADA'S WILL TO WIN
C'mon Niall, skate some fackin' short track my son!
>>153456167The 10-20 is in B
I always think the blade will hit someone's leg
>Dong
>>153456167A Finals is the medal event. B is just people who didnt make the final
>long sun>competes during the shortest daylight of the yearis he retarded?
>>153456179Their copes for being horrible people are always funny.
>full beard>baldingsad
bong has a duty to keep the dominon gold-free
Dubois ?!?!?!
meme final time
I have a feeling Kruzberg will win
Du bois, how we feeling
>>153456213That's gravitation
Bros what if we lose…
>long sunnigga named after a gene wolf book
C A N A D A
I hope dubois trips in the first corner
COLLISION TIME
>>153456167Think of Final B like the loser's bracket.
Canada is ranked 1 wtf
Let's go
If Canada wins I'm going to ask her out
>>153456257kek
Dubois gtfo
one leaf down, one to go
OH CANADA
Dub-ACK
One leaf raked
CANADA GOLDDDD
Dubo--ACK
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
>leaf down alreadykek
twat
AYLMAO
God threw him out.
Fucking GB can't win anything
KWABNADA
The kruz
TREACY KEKKED!!!
JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD JENS VAN 'T GOUD
so it happened, AGAIN
HELL YEAH
KWABBED
>Dandjinou
Duboisbros...
I hate winter
LATVIAATVIA
cheating pieces of shit
>>153456251CANADACHOKE
that was underwhelming to say the least he literally just walked to the finish line
I'm going to have to wait for the fucking hockey final for a gold medal, aren't I?
let's goour latvian friend got a medalpolish friend
danjidnou got bumped by the korean I think
>>153456353still, day of the rake continues to amuse
congrats to the victor!
WE GAAN
what a clusterfuck
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE NEVERLANDS FOR KEKING CANADA, BRITAIN AND CHINA ALL AT ONCE
absolute memery
>>153456292GET A LOAD OF THIS GOLDCEL
OH FUCK
LATVIA WOOO NICE JOB!!
>KWABNADA
>>153456385FUCKING CHINKS
>>153456385GODDAMN TALIBAN CHINESE SKATERS!
>>153456385>MI5 takes out two chinese spies, colorised
This sport is so kino. Almost always guaranteed a wipeout.
>>153456393>93Checked and Kek'd
Great sport
>>153456396>for a gold medalyeah, about that....
give a medal to whoever cut the chink
Korea pushed us, no fair, we were going to win
>china got slicedbased
>>153456406you now remember that canadian flag that has been repeating that all their gold events are in the second week.
't goud
did you see the chinese just skate across the leaders after having fallen? insane
CANACANT LMAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO
>>153456385>FOR HONG KONG
>>153456385BASED CHINK KEK
ALL THE TIME YOU HAVE TO LEAVE A SPACE
All our favourites to win gold are coming up next week anyway.
what are we watching next?
Did the Hungarian hit Tracy or the Chinese?
>>153456429KEK
>>153456475>CANT>NADA
>>153456493You're more a track and field nation anyway
This lanky leaf is a massive choke artist like Homan in curling
dutchie has a scar on his face?
No one cares about the winter games in Canada. Hockey is the only sport that we care about so its funny seeing people making fun of us for shit we dont even care about
Cute exited Korean grill
>>153456531yea dont fuck with us
>>153456531yeah he got cut by a skate in a training
>>153456537Insane cope
>>153456531Yeah, got a skate to the face. Also lost 2 teeth, one of them is gold now.
el var simpson
>>153456531he fell down the stairs
>>153456537HOLY COPING LEAF
>>153456542>don't fuck with me or i'll hurt myself
The ref knew
>>153456537you and america are the only ones on earth who care about that shit
bong got VAR'd
THAT SMILE LMAO
HOWEVERHOWEVERHOWEVER
>chink pushes him down>penalty brit
>>153456537Holy cope
I love when obscure countries stumble into unexpected medals. Congrats Latvia.
HUH?
>that smirkkek
LMAO POST THE REFS LAUGH
>the smile
>>153456537>t.
>>153456531given how good he is everyone should take skates to the face to get faster
It's okay leafes our Jens is tiny bit yours as well
>Penalty in the finalso what's the point?
>>153456537>A FUCKING COPE
What the fuck was the point in that, cunts.
lmao at the ref just dqing a nobody for a laugh>>153456585not obscurehe trains with our team so of course he deserved a medal
>>153456554
KEEEEEK
>>153456585latvia is a luge powerhouse. they punch well above their weight
>>153456606They will be branded so everyone will know at future Olympic orgies.
>fuck you great britain in particular
>>153456567In italy what winter sport has people looking out for?
>>153456621I kneel, refgods
ya seethe?
>>153456581the fuck was he supposed to do there, teleport? fuckin' refskate
>>153456621>however
>>153456385britain actually being great for once
>>153456429>MI5MI6
The Dutchies dominate short track now?
>>153456653in theory we are good at alpine ski but we choked everything
>>153456628i mean, they're one of the very few countries that have a track, it would be very shameful if they didn't place well
>>153456640kek
>>153456690the orange utang...
I now know how UK felt after Euro 2020. Media has been non-stop hyping Dandjinou and the fucking NIGGER has failed to medal twice in events he was favourite to win
>>153456690I thought he was jumping on the ice and I was like>ohhhh fuck
>>153456724kek samewas kinda excited to see him go on his head
>>153456681
>>153456628All of Latvia's medals before this have been in the sliding sports
they should let gold do a celebration lap in the zamboni
>>153456690ik ook
>>153456665>however, there is no however
>>153456681believe in fede
We can't cope with the prospect of success in this sport, Elise Christie cursed us for all time
>>153456537K E KEK
what now bros
I HATE NBCSHOW THE MEDAL CEREMONIES
no one laughing now
>>153456806Just take a quick look at the medal table and look for Canada, I'm laughing
>>153456787tomorrow 500m longtrackmonday 1000m women shorttrack
that was a huge choke for KEKDÁ, great watch guys - gg holland.
>>153456665
>>153456787canada dood wat nou
There should've been another penalty. Korean (think the one that finished second) hip and shouldered the brown Canadian guy out which should've been a penalty.Would've been even funnier since the second Korean overtook the Canadian at the line for 4th.
kruzbergs is a handsome lad
>>153456690>IK OOK IK OOK IK OOK>IK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
handsome podium
weird to hear our anthem without the Austrian anthem right after
These stuffed animals should be gifted off stage.
kek did the Korean pocket the phone
the bong's insta is getting nuked by the chinese
>>153457134glorious seethe
>>153457134wouldn't mind eli_zhan rolling into my insta...
>>153457134
>>153457134he should pin the free tibet copypasta in the comments
>>153457194>ching chong land and Amsterdammaybe bro
>>153454636Unf
>>153457134he's lucky they weren't indian
Now that the dust is settled, here's the real question.Why did Canada int? Not even a bronze from Dandjinou. Kwab.
>>153457261>India flagyou literally have 0 medals
>>153457547That argument only works up you have gold medals of your own Pierre, sit down and be humble now for a minute.
>>153457541Didn't medal in 1000m either (supposed to win silver). Send him back to USA.
>>153457541Short track is a crapshoot 90% of the time.
>>153457541we somehow managed 3rd place in group b after fucking falling lmao
>>>/wsg/6092827over 9000 hours in webm for lazys
>>153456385the olympic audio guys should have thrown in a few of these https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa-ZIXJdDW4
How has this American woman skater fell in every race. That has to be a record.
