Today's scheduleNext games at 09:05 local time (in 20 minutes).Men's session 6USA-SwedenGermany-GBNorway-Italy14:05Women's session 6Japan-KoreaDenmark-ItalyGB-SwedenUSA-China19:05Men's session 7China-CanadaNorway-USAItaly-CzechiaGB-Switzerland>Watch CBC (Canadian VPN required):https://gem.cbc.ca/collection/olympics-curling>Watch SVT (Swedish VPN required):https://www.svtplay.se/os-2026-curling>Watch YLE (Finnish VPN required):https://arenan.yle.fi/1-76727632>Watch NRK (Norwegian VPN required):https://tv.nrk.no/programmer/ol-curling>Watch ARD (German VPN required):https://www.ardmediathek.de/>Watch RTS (Swiss VPN required):https://www.rts.ch/sport/jo/milan_cortina-2026/epg/Previous: >>153448084
Current standings
They have to win all games now to have a chance, it’s gonna be tough because the American chud is such a good player
>>153463388I'd fear the mountain jews more than Israel.
mfw watching curling in the morning
>>153463314>China-CanadaThose stinky chinkys better keep their mouth SHUT
I sure hope the Germans don't take 4 in the first end today.
>>153463480GB might just give it to them, they're nice like that
>>153463480fuckin ell mate they might just ave it
sorry for cheating twice :(
Germany-GBR 1st end
>>153463529
>>153463542
Blank end for Norway-Italy.Sweden scores only 1 against the USA, last stone was too weak.
>>153463556
why don't olympic just hire 4 hogline jannies for the rest of the tournament?
>blatantly touches rock after releasing grip from handleproblem?
>>153463563Germany 0 GBR 2 - end of 1st end
ナイス。
Audience waking up early in the morning to go down and scream at group stage curling
>>153463581Yech
NOOOOO YOU MUSTN'T TAINT THE GRANITEYOU'RE ONLY ALLOW TO TOUCH THE HANDLEI'M BEING OPPRESSED
>>153463581ayy lmao
Come on Germany slay these Brits
This German skipper is quite the studmuffin, no homo.
>>153463593They only conceded 2 points today, which is better, but this GB team is very solid. Will be tough.
these germans don't seem very good
>>153463593TEN GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR
>>153463589no different from waking up early for a weekend football match
what was the us thinking with that throw?
They should be allowed to fight with the brooms on the ice
>>153463610They came back from a 0-4 to a 6-7 against the USA, provided a very close game against Canada, won twice and had amazing stones. They're not ridiculous for sure.
>US CURLING
>>153463333SUIpremacy
>>153463618yes that would be nice if we germans could use our brooms to broom these brits
morning all yes, good morning, good morning, morning to you, good morning
>>153463577Germany with hammer - GBR last stone - 2nd end
The US team looks very nerdy
I love when stone smash hard
THE HEADBAND, WHY DOIES HE WEAR IT?
>>153463686It’s cool like rambo
https://www.reddit.com/r/olympics/comments/1r4pmlq/did_kennedy_do_it_again/madlad
>>153463639https://youtu.be/iqXK6LfI2Yo?si=9aEuzda1FnK0j7F8
>>153463686He probably has not cleaned it in a long while.
good evening stone tossers
>>153463694r/curling is having a civil war thanks to your guys
Some high-level play in the GBR v GER game
>>153463717https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F2pfhsm0zkljg1.gifIS THAT A NON-HANDLE CONTACT? he should have burned that stone desu
>>153463652Germany - GBR 3rd end
>>153463751
>>153463686It's his lucky curling headband.
gb burning a lot of time on this shot
good shot
WHAT A FACKIN SHOT BRUCE
>>153463766Germany - GBR 3rd end last British rock, Germany with hammer
Fuck why couldn't he miss today
LIQUID curling
Is Canada going to cheat again when they play France later
>>153463795Germany - GBR 3rd end last German hammermeasure time
thats probably 2 for germany
>>153463805
why don't they have some laser or hawkeye type of thing for this?
>>153463804Ice hockey is a gay sport, brother. We only watch superstraight, manly, heterosexual and whitepilled sports like curling here.
close but its red
>>153463813too close
>>153463717I love how you can tell who is canadian and who is not, there is literally no one outside canada defending him, all other countries are making fun of the leafs>>153463735your best thing against Sweden is non conclusive gif with half of the frame rate gone, and from an angle that you can't really tell much from, compared to them having clear video of your team cheatingGreat job, leafjeet
Why does this Far Eastern ref say "I think"
>>153463815they don't even allow var its not that type of game
>>153463815tradition, like calling it when you touch the stone
>>153463816so does that mean only the straight Canadians cheat and not the gay ones
>>153463826I don't think these umpires even work for world curling a lot of them seem like they're seeing the measuring tool for the first time
Nail biter shot rn
>>153463837just don't look at what countries the refs for Canadian hockey games are fromnothing suspect going on there
>>153463824women's team got their stone burned doing the same move without any high definition camera pointing at them either.
>>153463837"Cheating" isn't something that is conceptualised in the pederastic world. It's just common practice. It's like talking about rape in Africa.
Why is vuvuzela allowed in the building?
>>153463853conveniently forgetting to mention that the ref stood 2 meters away from it and saw it, and the cameras didn't come into play at allyou are not going to win this argument buddy
è finita
>>153463848then why did the soilers lose the cup?
>>153463848>Canadian referees and linesmenbit in this
>>153463879yea he saw her did the same move the swedish fag did, yet I don't see his stone getting burned. So I guess swedes only call out other people, but keep quiet and not gives two shit about gentlemen sport when they're the one in the wrong
It happened against Switzerland, too.>>>/wsg/6092675
how many canadian cheating violations today?
Help me mommy the Swedes are conspiring against us
>>153463903bout tree fiddy
>>153463896"he" kwab, buddy the ref was a girl, you are arguing about something you don't even know about, please stop italso no it is not the same move, the swedestani has maybe touched the top, your girl has touched the stone, that's the big difference>>153463888 i meant in the olympics, the NHL said they are not coming back unless they can pick one ref and one linesman for every canaidan game, and so far they have picked only canadain refs, who have already made some suspect calls, like not calling mackinnon for crosschecking rutta in the ribs, something he had to leave the game with, or sam bennet slashing a swiss player across the face, in both cases the canadian refs had good sight and did not call itdon't get me wrong, canada would have won anyway, but it shows some bad possible thing for the future
>>153463853the canadian women got wrongfully penalised imo, the referees just seem incompetent
leafjeets be like>no one will notice
>>153463962almost every nhl ref is canadian retard did you think they would still trust eurokwabs after piestany lmao
the swedish language sounds so fucking terrible
Kwab, Edin SUCKS
FRAUDINITS ÖVER
Fucking hell, Niklas Edin misses it completely. +3 incoming the USA.
uh oheasy 3 points for burgers
complete and utter choke this team is out
>Eshit
it's over
>4-2 USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>1534639921/4 or 1/3 of the refs in NHL are american, just use one of them dumbass
JUST NU incoming?
>>153463610It is what to the average viewers. My impression is that Germany's men's team skipped by Marc Muskatewitz mixes in aggressive, non-standard plays like risky take-outs, angled promotions, and setting up complex houses instead of always going for safe takeouts and guards. They've had clutch moments with precise shots, like the extra-end winner against Italy and a big multi-rock take-out vs USA, plus wins over Norway and Italy to sit at 2-2 in round-robin. It's calculated aggression and tactical boldness more than just sticking to the basics, keeping them competitive against top teams. I guess typical German?
>>153463995a canadian woman speaking is like a knife to the ear
>Niklas getting mogged by the zoomers
>>153463995It's funny, it does not seem like an actual languages, like robots saying little syllables or something. I don't dislike it.
GREAT shot by Italy! +4 before halftime.They come back and now lead 5-4 against Norway.
ITALIA
>>153464023your giga nerd is too good
>muh checking gentleman's game>sois singing along to the white stripeslol
>football singing>chanting>people being happyThrow them out, this should be a chess game
>>153463880HOWEVER
>>153464072we should let him win so he doesn't shoot up his school
Sweden will do a comeback
>>153464072our chud leads the US to win!
You know what this game needs? Pachinko mechanics. Loud noises, flashing lights, everything.
Sweden not doing too good, really.
>>153464072
>>153464091>tf>tpperplexed
>>153464119Jen
>>153464118the swedish commentators are roasting them
>>153464119kino based chud
>>153464119kek
>>153464126There's still time, we will see.
>>153464098Add Quake sound effects to that too
Vi är kokade
You’d think pros would have higher than 50% accuracy
>>153464098that's literally just pinball
shitty scottish cunts can only choke against useless teams
S T E A LTEAL
another blunder incoming
>>153464172Edin should have retired after his victory, it was perfect. The 2022 final was peak.
>>153464191you can't beat our based chud!
Why do the leafs insist on diddling stones?
These Swedes take their damn time
>>153464215Thanks to the pajeets' influence.
>>153464215the move is probably ingrained by now, dude just can't help it
>>153464215The stones fault for being so sexy.
Amos Mosaner keeps doing great things.
Need a webm of the water sprayer man
Our based chud
>>153464255
>>153464282haha what a mock :D
no commentary on my stream so I can hear the americans discuss strategycomfy
Why do the Americans have pubes on their faces
>>153464282It's mental cheating.
this round sweden takes two points and takes the lead
>>153464328high testosterone unlike you are sissy as hell.
>>153464343yeah, but he mocked you. lmao
>>153464352>chudhigh testcome on now
>>153464215they keep touching it!!
>>153464294
>>153464393Me watching Guilia
>>153464388lmaoo>Now tell me timmy, where did Mr. Kennedy touch the stone?
>>153464393I like the moonwalk.
>>153464388consensual curling
>>153464294>>153464393>>153464431blessed are the icemakers
>>153464388the guy should be finnish and the stones should be swedish so it's like after they raped you in hockey lol
Krautbros…
Germany mental collapsing
>>153464466unfortunately they got the broccoli zoomer instead of the chud zoomer
>>153464466bit sad
>>153464466Yeah, I never understood what they were trying to do. Too risky strategy.
this is looking way too clogged, gg
Norway steals one and leads 6-5 against Italy before the 8th end.
It's never been more over
Can the audience who know nothing about the sport just shut the fuck up
>>153464282Are you allowed to use psychic powers to control the pace of the stone like that?
bandana chud is too powerful
americans hitting some great shots
Muskatewitz does that Edin shot (fail). They should just forfeit.
>Germany
Another steal.
>>153464534Yes, if you are chud
Masterful shot germany
Swedish athletes are unusually blonde. I'm pretty sure there's a correlation with athleticism and it.
SighDis match was super bad from all of our guys
you can still turn this around, just one point per round
I bet the curling teams are the biggest losers in the village
Yeah, I guess Germany gave up. oh well, good luck next time!
GB climbing the leaderboard!
>>153464554You either want to stall the game by clearing the nest so no one gets points to keep the hammer or score 2+ points. But 1 point is only whats possible nowIt's not over but Switzerland will dumpster us anyway
>>153464552>unusually blonde>clearly dyes her hair
they can go home now
Another steal from the USA.6-3 now.Looking bad for Sweden.
I’m out, at least the women have a chance
>Niklas Fraudin
>>153464554>>153464588I guess they tried for a risky +2 but it didn't pan out
>>153464593No, they will ritually play and lose all the remaining round robin games until Thursday.Seriously, with 4 losses it's not officially over yet, but it's grim.
Germany 2 Great Britain 7 in the 8th end
>>153464606
>>153464606yea GB should win this anyway just wish the score would be tighter
Do we have a new main guy? or did he just get a makeover or something?
Surprised by the lack of leaf flags in here. Thought they'd be hate watching Sweden get knocked out of the tournament.
shouldnt they resign at this point
>>153464631your chud had to take a break to post bbc porn on /gif/
GB-Switzerland tonight is gonna be lit
>>153464591looks like you dont know how wide "blonde hair" term is
>>153464641too early probably
>>153464615
>>153464641its like 5am in leafland mate
>>153464595the only real mistake from usa was in the first, which we didn't punish. Outside Rasmus everyone has been below standard and Edin has been subpar for most of the tournament. Probably his last olympics.
>>153464641It's 5 am here and minus 15 degrees.
>sighs>disappointed looks>cursingit's over
what is going on? sweden throws behind and usa clears their own stones from middle?
>>153464643They probably will if they lose this end.
>against the reigning gold medalistthey really like to rub it in
>>153464648No I mean the twink looking guy
Americhokes? Its over anyway you can play defensive last two ends
1 point steal looms
Germany needs the biggest steal to have a chance here
LETS GO SWEDEN!!! SWEDE SUCK DICK!!! LETS GO SWEDEN!!! SWEDE SUCK DICK!!!
Der König
>>153464760I totally agree. It would be nice if they stop relaying on the "theory," which backfires on them.
??Britcheats???
which winter olympics country does this make you think of?
>>153464796germany
>>153464793Leaf ref
>>153464796Germany
lmao bong cheated.
Edin isn't there to win he's there to expose the sport for what it is
>>153464832Ebin Edin takes two points in this and USA chokes
I think it's over for Sweden
>>153464851>many stone go boomaudience tier
What has happened to Edin?!
Its over
>>153464851yea, edin choking hard, misses most chances he is given and misses all must do shots. doesn't help that oscar jas been bad for most of the game as well.
>>153464868only thing worse is sweden's actual curling ability it seems
>>153464851YeThe chuds had massive gliding throws and choked les
>>153464897
GG Germans
that's it for Germany cant see them qualifying
>>153464919can't believe the tomboy is our best player
>>153464919Only swedish women can perform
>>153464919that doesn't look like the Swedish mens curling team that we're currently discussing
>>153464939>invest 75% into men's sports, 25% into women's >other countries invest 90/10We're always playing hard mode in men's sports
>>153464940There is a gold medalist on the men's team is the point I was making.
>>153464969carried by his sister
Oh there he is again
>>153464954
>>153464969yes I'm aware which is why I'd expect better ability and results than 1 win and 4 losses after this
SWEDE HIT USA STONE!!!!!!!!!!!
>>153464990That's almost impressive, they still got the silver
>>153464954turn on biathlon right now
its over
standings
Edin playing for the US?
>>153465087yes
>>153465059Edin looks bad
I cant believe USA is beating Sweden. I thought these guys were ass but I guess I was wrong.
>parents are coming overleave me the fuck alone
gg usa your chuds played well
washed up
>>153465060Canada cheating their way to the top. How are they not disqualified?
Well played Usa, clearly the better team today. Edin is getting put out to pasture.
The face of a man who's let down his nation
how the fuck does curling have it's own general?
>>153463333Why our women are so bad? Weak team?
>>153465146chosen based on sexo-factor instead of playing ability
>>153465141we hebben een serieus probleem
Well done, Norway. 10-7 in the end but it was the closest game of the morning.
Norway beat Italy 10 - 7
>>153465138The first two matches of his team were disappointing, surprising. Our experienced commentators were wondering what they were doing, highly skeptical. They kept praising Edin's team as the best of all time, so they were truly confused.
>>153465146They still bickering and wanting to kill each other>
>>153465141Mate /curl/ is older than you
>>153465141where is your team?
>>153465141This board is like 90% American, Canadians, Swedes and Brits
>>153465152Zweden dood! Wat nou?
>>153465170>2010 /sp/we used to have it all
>>153465174We just stick to speedskating. That's all we got.
>>153465141its pretty comfy bit like darts or snooker
>>153465170It's incredible the interface of the site has not changed one bit since then
>swedoid women: 4 wins>swedoid men: 4 lossesduality
>>153465141Its a real mystery
>>153465155game stats
>>153465208
>>153465141Top 3 sport at the winter games.
Standings
The canadians need to get banned
>>153465221sweden hehe
>>153465187/sp/ is what got me into sports that year. I never watched sports until I got on here at the start of 2010 and realized how fun it was shitposting here with you guys. My team won the super bowl that year. Shortly after that I remember us all trolling some retarded boomer message board, then the winter olympics hit and all the international shitflinging and accusations of semen slurping came out. Those hockey games between the US and Canada were great. Would've gotten me into hockey if I had a local team.That was 16 years ago...shit.
>>153465221Need 5 wins ideally 6 tbqh.
I hope Norway beats the jews-chuds tonight
The Swedish men's hockey team was called for an offside. What a bunch of cheaters.
>>153465352No team would have a mental breakdown for days over an offside coach challenge.
>>153465352seething
>>153465280we're old now lad, and this is a website for old men
>>153465221tick tock Switzerland
>>153465280London 2012 was my first major sporting event on /sp/. Have posted on here nearly daily ever since.
>>153465384LOL
My queen
>>153466174
>>153466316FUCK OFF I DIDN'T TOUCH IT
We've already won everything in curling, this year is about raking the leafs.
Afternoon Curling starting
>>153466559
>>153466707Team China
The british lasses aren’t very attractive
KOR-JPN it is
We're so back
>>153466738
>>153465060Does France have curling?Or they never qualify or have facilities for it? Or blacks and nafris simply don't care?
>you will never get a handjob Team Japan sweepers
>>153466769there's conflicts within the ice sports federation. curling areas get neglected or damaged. there are a handful of clubs but it's far behind, it does exist tho. I wish the former high-level player and coach was still here to comment and tell us stories.
>>153466740theyre all well above the national average
>>153465146Probably jinxed by Salvini
>>153466758I think France failed to qualify for 2026.picrel GBR Sweden 1st end
so asians don't really care for teeth alignment do they
>>153466837Koreans probably do.
>>153466837cute
>>153466782Expected it to be more popular in France, like winter boules even if you hate everything that comes from Great Britain.
Where can I watch waifu battle Jap vs Kor without vpn?
>>153466844yeah but they also have the most plastic surgery probably
>>153466861olympicstreams DOT co
>>153466861olympicstreams.co
>>153466857In a sort of similar style, pétanque is quite popular. Much more accessible
I miss my Loco Solare girls... It's not the same without them...
LETS GO USA BEAT CHINA
>>153466837Attitudes are slowly changing. But it's generally considered "cute." Like your face is too small contain all your teeth.
naisu
>>153466879Of course, but we're talking about teeth
Big girl for such a small mouth
>>153467012Thousand bwc stare
>>153467030
>>153467046Yes.
Did stefania poop today? She seems tense
>>153467012>>153467046nail salon phenotype
>great britain red stones>swede yellow stonesGood, good.
damn the koreans are loud
I wonder what our language sounds like
>>153467107Cory always looks like she hadn't have any sleep for a week
>>153466914After two winter games, these new faces will take some getting used to.
zero bbc coveragewhat the fuck am i not paying the license fee for then
>>153467137I'm too distracted by the Swedish thighs to listen.
>>153467137What are you Somalian?
this is a grim year to goon at curling, only one qt japanese curler
my wife for today
>>153467219Your team is better this time.
The winner of JPN-KOR gets to shave losers' pussies for humiliation
>>153467137like angels singing allegedly
>>153467234Her looking at my tiny cock
>>153467280
>>153467221Your wife isn't doing well.
>>153467234>>153467297this lady looks like should be tending bar in a village pub
>bed hairshould have turned up in her jammies, might as well
>>153467315
>>153467234They cropped the image for the TV broadcast :(
How was that a 3 fucking bullshit
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WOMEN'S CANADA TEAM?! 1 - 3? OFF TO NUNAVUT WITH YOU ALL!
>>153467346parallax magic
>>153467319
>>153467239Where can I watch the match with Japanese commentary, preferably with Japanese live chat comments
>>153467234>>153467297>>153467385Perfect Lowland phenotype. Love her
>>153467387Here, friend.
>>153467322
what a blunder
>>153467433Why do your screeencaps say capture with a crayon?
our women really dont age well do they
>>153467322She has lost the will to live
>>153467475(hovering three inches off the ground) the eye of the beholder
>>153467429i guess i need a vpn, fug
>DOU KANAAA TE this is just like my animu
No Eve no party.
>>153467461what
>>153467505why did she retire, shes only 35jen dodd is 34
Women's Curling Great Britain vs Sweden 2026-02-15 afternoon round robin 2nd end: >>>/wsg/6093241
>turn on jap streamcan still hear jocks screaming HARRRRRRD
Is the jp skip haafu?
>>153465280>tfw spent all my time on /v/ and /mlp/ instead of /sp/ and /biz/ so I got a weird obsession with cartoon horses and reactionary politics instead of an olympic career and money
>>153467629they can't stop stealing
>>153467575I only come here for international events like the Olympics and World Cups. My first Olympics on here was 2012 when they introduced flags, which was still a good time.
>>153467524>capture d'ecrancapture with a crayon
>>153467640for the best the generals here the rest of the year are pretty schizophrenic and awful
>>153467429there's no live chat you bloody bastard benchod!
1 when it should have been a 2.
1
lol
>>153467107american looks like uglier real version of fiona's mother from shrek movie
>>153467678please saar watch your language
embarrassing display they let down their lineage and their country they should bite their tongues and die
british slags vs swedish manjaws who will win
>>153466914Same.
>>153467694shes kinda ugly cute
>>153467740this is what the norwegian vikings found when they came to pillage the british isles
>>153467740She kind of reminds me of Maisie Williams.
>Every /curl/ thread is just everyone bullying our girls for being fat and ugly
Why is it called curling and not stonebending?
>>153467775I think she's cute :)
>>153467775i can make some to show the ugly swedes if you like
>all the GB women's team are in relationships
>>153467766>what they left behindFTFY
>>153467782In my country it's called Super Granite Slam
C'MON LISA
constanteeeneeee
Sorry Japan but Korea wins the qt wars this time
>>153467813with each other
I don't know whether to root for Stefani or Mathilde.
>>153467775i want to cuddle this unit of a rose>>153467297
>>153467835I agree.
China has doctored the ice. Ban them NOW.
Italy just got cucked>>153467775Jenn is cute but the whole "10 in bongland" is a thing for a reason
頑張れ〜日本(;_;)
>>153467740she anglefrauded all the way to my heart
I like how japanese commentary is way more chill compared to ours, i'm sick of our commentators screaming like ape
>>153467767i thought the same
>>153467900Isn't beating Japan like winning gold for you?
The Swedish thighs are too powerful.
>>153467900>>153467855/int/cel general, both burandon and joshu are here
>>153467775>fat and uglyI prefer the terms breedable and homely
Our turn!!go go!
>>153467951*horny
>>153467951how did her valentines go?
Let's go!
>>153467322Hot
>>153467694i can fix her
I like her hair
>>153467694Her mouth is too small
>>153467951She's fat, but ugly is maybe going a bit far.
>>153467995the karen bob
>>153467995she has resting bitch face
>>153467918Yep but that’s beside the point. Our commentators are trained to scream in every sport
its so over
would you yung leans sister?
I don't think this Japan team's on Loco Solare's levelbut at least they tied it up
>Gold for GB's Bankes and Nightingale in snowboard crossYeaah boii
we got a gold in some snowboard thing btw
>>153467995
>>153468093>>153468085Canada? Your response?
>>153467900I like the little curling diagrams/maps on the Japan feedbut the English ones using a hammer icon is nice.
>>153467995my olympicfui like listening to the korea jap match, no commentator
>>153468108I would love to reveal her dark hole.
>>153464282>i slept through thisunreal
why is denmark's skip's mouth so goddamn wide
>>153467835>Korean roasties with caked on makeup and at least one of them with tattoosyeah, I'll pass on them
That the Chinese team panting "HARD" like that?
>>153468093Finally won more than 1 gold medal at a winter games.
just had a sneeze and saw starswhew
>>153468199
민지, 나이스.
>>153463717>>153463735>>153463824>go to reddit for my once in a blue moon look at how they cope with shit>people are bringing up Epstein files in a non politics board about a fucking grandpa tier sport. Just to get the heat off of some Canadian cheater being a fagI know 4 chan jannies do it for free, but I though reddit mods were actual mods (not a compliment)
>>153466986Giulia reminds me of this
What do?
>>153468268nuke it
>>153468268
>>153468268run the yellow into the house and blow it all up
>>153467995mommy vibesKaho has that boyish cute.
>>153468268concedejk dodds somehow cleaned it up
>>153468276>>153468288Yep, and then GB rolled this
>you walk into the curling rink and they give you this lookwhat do you do
>>153468219she has color lenses, right??
>>153468300
damn should have just gone for the 1
>>153468304y-you too
>>153468315
>>153464282kek
>>153468304Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>153468331all red gone
Bloody 'ell were getting smashed
Yeah these GB girls are shite.
where are the red stones brits
Who is your all time most attractive curler?
disaster for GB
Stefania looking depressed
Why is Eve not playing for GB?
>>153468362The Italian nepo substitute
I can’t even watch this, why is it not on tv?
>>153468362Sacchan.
ah well. we'll get them next time
Can we just sack Becky please
>>153468352
Don't care, >we just got another cold in snowboard >>153468376Her team pretty much all retired immediately after winning gold at the last winter olympics
>>153468379tv4 jeweryhttps://olympicstreams.co/live/olympics-2026-stream
>>153468386I'm going to drop an anvil on your head
Could have been worse.
>>153468388Britain at least reduced Sweden stealing to just one
>>153468390>ColdGold
>>153468367
>>153468367e finita
CAM ON SCOTLAND! CURL SOME STONES!
>>153468419
>>153468362Song I guess
>>153468403She reminds me of the asian girl from Severance
>>153468362
>>153468362Chinami Yoshida
>>153468362Giulia no question
How is our men’s team so good but the ladies so shite
>>153468464wtf transgenders are allowed??
imagine the hapa superbabies you could produce with Jiang
>>153468469Misogyny. All the resources went to the men.
>>1534683622018 Mathilde
>>153468473If they were men they'd just be incels
>>153468362Briar...
Is it over for the US and GB?
>>153468478>MisogynyThis word had lost all meaning for me. I hate everyone equally
How have you got the hammer and you continue to allow the Swedes to stick loads of stones in the centre, are they retarded?
Stefania looks like she could use a hug (from me)
>>153468469Eve and her team retired and they had to find a new one basically. Think they're ranked 6 in the world
>>153468362Kovaleva
>>153468419>>153468437lmfao
>>153468469for us it's the reverse fren.
Why my boy Moon is playing for Japan
THE DANES STEAL AGAIN LMAO
Stefania decided just to end it all.
>tfw Anon says you're not as attractive as the previous team
Stefaniabros NOT AGAIN
>>153468527what like with her bf?
>>153468469>>153468515Could be worse. Look at Canada.
>>153468526e finita
>this is spaghetti >laughs:c
>>153468515Why are Swedish women so powerful and how do I acquire one?
the canadian melty is consuming r/curling kek
She wants to cry
japanese mommy i want my miruku!
>>153468556i can save her
>>153468553All Kennedy had to do was not be a tard and none of this would be happening. Leave it to one of their own to get the ball rolling lmao
>>153468219>When you wake up and see Italy on the schedule.
>>153468515I think our men compensate by going all in on ice hockey
>>153468572delete this
If Italy loses it's officially over for them
>>153468362Sidorova
White women getting ultra mogged this year
>>153468553Canadians really think they invented and own curling, very arrogant
is the japanese milf wearing lenses? thats the rarest hue of hazel i ve ever seen
Some great hairlines in the crowd
>>153468585straight forward from here>italy loses>stefania dumps amos and her bf>chooses her most degenerate /curl/ simp (me) as her doubles partner and husbando
Lol
>>153468469Because the men have bonded through sodomy whilst the women have a shocking lack of LGBT representation. This sport requires sexual tension between teammates which is why we lost the mixed doubles
>>153467221Get a divorce m8.
>>153468613Is that Epstein?
>>153468603they always take it for granite
she looks like the girl from that /b/ post "she just stomped a village"
>>153468626for richer, for poorer
Christ this is terrible
>>153468637Could be Amos' sister.
CHOTTO MACHETTE
Time for the comeback!
>3-8 at the start of the 7th endover
>>153468624>Bruce is gayWhat the fuck???
>>153468675wood elf vs dark elf
Time to call it a day
>>153468700>Time to call it a dayAye, come home lassie.
>>153468700
>stefania blowing her nosejordan flu game incoming
>>153468730What's their problem?
>>153468686they had a segment on bbc celebrating it
Stef :(
Eve spinning in her grave.
Italy was literally two stones away from winning their last two games.
Stefania now failing the easy shots.Completely over.
e finita
Just concede Italy, it's embarrassing now
>not consneedingshe wants to hit 300k insta followers
wtf she is just 5 years older than me i thought she was 45 or smth
ITALIAN HUMILIATION RITUAL
>>153468797She looks like if a Persian woman was Japanese; I can't explain it.
its italover
What did they talk about?
>>153468797Just got one of those mature and commanding faces.
did giulia double touch?
OMEGALUL
>>153468793They can only concede with 2 ends left.
>>153468810you ve been exposed to the internet to the point where your subconscious has been altered she reminded you of her
>>153468829sensitive subject this Olympics, says the GBR SWE commentator
>>153468700Why doesnt team GB not simply eat the others?
Japanese team after each stone. "Nice!"
US stream: "It's a good games for Thiesse; he's got his silver medal, now he can enjoy himself for the rest of the games at the villa—uh, at the events, going to see the events, maybe sightseeing..."
touching stones
do you have a close score on any of these matches?
>>153468487I miss her
>>153468866Because that's Mosaner's job
>>153468889japan korea
>>153468887Corr.
>>153468889Japan 3-3 KoreaUSA 3-5 China
>>153468890AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS
Just keep getting 2s!
>>153468887is this allowed?
>>153468932
>>153468889Yeah Stefi has been pretending to be shit so they can make a comeback in the last ends
>>153468942now this is mena
>>153468890>FUCK MY ASSHOLE
>>153468932Wallace & Gromit character physiognomy
>>153468965sniff
>Italy are still playingWhy are they doing this to themselves?
>>153468960fuck i cant unsee this now
>>153468932this is the result of women with increased levels of androgens they all look like this and they all have acne and similar ears
>>153468887>SEXO
>>153468976You can't concede too early. Sweden did it during the mixed doubles because they were losing 8-0 and they had to come back and play one more to lose 9-0.(A few days later they won the gold medal.)
not like this stefi have some dignity
>>153468978Kek, you're welcome
Dodds could probably beat me up
Huwhite man is here to help.
>>153469007His wisdom paid off greatly. Excellent shot. Took both Jap stones out.
>>153469007behind every women's team is an old white dude
korean women need a translator none of them can understand english........ so much for their boasting of having a great mastery of english than the japs
K-pop demon hunters did a good play against Nippon! Lets gooooo!!
>>153468980Both her and stefani have high t phenotypes.
woah great shot by Korea
tfw a Huwhite man helps your mortal enemies
Impressive, come on yoshi
>>153468700bro I fucking love the future where women like this take ozempic and become 10s
さやか、頑張れ!
Nice!
>>153468990But Sweden had a much better record and in general had improved in play. Italy has been shit all tournament, even in games that they looked like they were going to win.
Are you not entertained?
stefi bros not like this
Stefania can finally concede, the torment is over.
F
Come on Japan, use rasengan!
>>153468887
>>153469078they actually bicker so much it's funny but then she has to do HR speak like "I feel like maybe this is worrying" even though she clearly wants to slit the throat of sara for her stupid plan
>>153469090
>>153469035i meant the medical condition which inhibits menstrual cycles and can cause infertility. i bet thats why her hair have darkened, this is also a symptom
Stefania we can win one game
>>153469099Even our commentators who can't grasp a word of Swedish told multiples times they seem to communicate poorly.
>>153469080im a mathilde revert now
Korea for 3 points now?
>>153469099This is very Scandinavian, though. Probably because you spent 1,000 years sacrificing all the prettiest girls to Wotan and selected for frigid pitiless women capable of bearing and losing countless children and leading raiding parties.
disaster for japan why didnt they just clear the board with a heavy hit?and just let korea score 1???
:)
The Scottish commentators on TNT love a chuckle.
hehe never in doubt
>>153469099Sara is the worst player and should just shut the fuck up
the way she makes this face for like 15 seconds straight is really funny
its japover
>>153469052Based chubby chaser
What's the point of having a reserve in curling. Is there high chance of injuries?
Japan needs to activate their animepowers now. Sequence of them thinking back to their first practice, what their childhood friend told them to never give up. And what their first coach told em, that super move he taught them. This is the time! Rise up! *animemusic intensifies*
>>153469173this will be 6 episodes long
>>153469052
>>153469144They were having a chuckle about the Swedish men sometimes taking the women's last name when getting married.
>>153469173"Silhouette" by Kana-boon starts playing lol
>>153469185>the city of Italia
japan gave up and are throwing this end shameful!!!!!
>>153469052You've got a point. It's obvious there is so much missed potential in her.
>>153469202>>153469186You could hear the "NANI!???" When the Koreans took 3 points.
Again with the hammer and the Swedes have a million stones in the centre.
one more for the road stefibros
Did they just kicked out McmAnus?
>>153469215Have you never seen a woman before? Why does this turn you on? Go watch porn or something.
Nippon are high fiving. What kind of masterplan are they cooking up?
>>153469191reminder
>>153469231Cuties. Suji for me.
>>153469229t. low test
>>153469258for me it's when they drove off together at the end and he blows a tire
>>153469232Do you own a kimono?
>>153469272>calculating curl time * 2 / friction
could japan win on time?
Can’t understand a word the coach is saying
>>153469258>>153469191Baaed Shallow Hal enjoyers
cuckstantini if korean
>>153469191shallow jak wants a plap
>>153469282you gotta end on a high note
she so sad ;(
>>153469322picked the wrong dialoguereload last save
why the fat brit isn't taking ozempic? it's super expensive in britstan or what
>>153469343it was her bad tactics that caused korea to make a 3 points play
>>153469375>shutter sound
GB hanging on just.
>>153469352nhs too busy with migrants
China 5-5 USA.10th end. Chinese hammer.
kek we play better without hammer
>>153469352They do, it just doesn’t work as well vs kebab, chicken tikka, and a 55 gallon drum of sugar per tea.
>>153469352people fly to greece romania turkey to get stomach reductions via sleeve gastrectomy which is safer than ozempic
>>153469405real eaters ruin those stiches pretty fast and regain the weight
behead those who insult Big Sophie
Comeback alert?
Jiang looking a little sweatyjust one sniff pls
bruh we fucking destroyed these pasta ladies
>when the USA chants are quiet
>streams shitting the bedREEEE
>>153469436
>>153467740Looks like Mr. Bean and Joffrey Baratheon at the sam time.
>>153469477its the satellite they are back now
>>153469482based
>>153469482kek
>>153469478
>>153469482literally me playing pool
>>153469482Its weird, i dont miss Russia at all in the summer games but i miss them in the Winter ones.
>>153469482Classic
Sweden win
come on, Tabby, you got this
>>153469535they have the best figure skaters
this will be tough
>>153469482delete this
>>153469570all hugs
huge pressure on china
USA-CHI very tense.
hello tabitha department?
>>153469570they are blokes
HOLY FUCKING FUCK
>>153469580YOOOOOOO!!!!!
>markku uusipaavalniemi :D
What a shot holy shit
>>153469535>>153469575best cross-country skiing too, hockey… them not being here sucks indeed
>>153469614doesn't matter china will do the same and win
USA USA USA
china choke
USA STEALS TO WIN
WE DOMINATE CHINA IN ALL AREAS
China fucked that.
Korea wins
>>153469624You were saying?
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USAGET FUCKED COMMIES
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Massive choke from China over the last few ends, paid actors, Taiwanese agents
>5 wins in a rowwomen > men
>>153469482
>>153469606Nice comeback win there, i dont know if they're going to medal or not but they've put on a good show these olympics.
>>153469624Never mind china decided to go full retard
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD
AHAHA CHINAYoshi Nooo
>Chinakwabkwabkwab
USA NUMBA WAN
>>153469460update?
insane ending to the US-China match.
:(
ナイスじゃない。。。
CALL US KUBLAI KHAN BC WE JUST WENT THE FUCK AROUND THE GREAT WALLUSA USA USA USA USAWHAT THE FUCK IS A LI
>>153469683oh good we do have an update >>153469683
I WAS TAKING A SHIT AND MISSED THE KINO
>>153469730literally me
FEED ME THE THREE STONES DAM
the good guys won
how can you not be romantic about curling?
>>153469768Italy wife anons....
>>153469768>Shitaly
>>153469777trips tell the truth
NATIONAL DEBT IN THE STRATOSPHERESUBSIDIZING HALF OF INDIANO FREE HEALTHCAREISRAEL'S MUSCLE IN THE MIDDLE EASTGOVERNMENT HATED BY EVERYONE IN ITAND STILL BETTER THAN YOU
this is insaneas in this never happens
>>153469784Big rocks are a man's romance
>>153469768>the pre-risorgimento peninsula of italy
>>153469830USA should've forfeited after the 8th end like a sensible team.
>>153469830unless you're playing Italy of course
guis im being downvoted on reddit...
>>153469830>do you believe in miracles? YES
>>153469768We invented this sport wtf?
America literally engineered better Chinese people than China, then turned around and pulled a steal win out of nowhere against literally the best curlers in their entire country with a team that's literally half out on maternity leave.Why do other countries even TRY holy shit; we're literally humanity's main character.
>>153469830Classic Hogan comeback, get beat up then hulk up at the end and get the win brother.
>>153469768Stef :(
>>153469730I recorded it for you here: >>>/wsg/6093306
>>153469938Do you still have our last stone? I've missed wider open throws of a tissue into a trash bin.
>>153469938Appreciate it anon, thx
Total Nippon Destruction
>>153469909America just loves under dog stories so we send amateur hobbyists to world championships to see how it goes.Admittedly normally they get crushed and we have to rely on our actual professional/semi-proffesionals but sometimes you get the hobbyists winning, like a few years back with the 'national' cricket team which was just a pick-up team from long-island beating pakistan.
>>153469967Sorry no, I just switched from the GBR SWE stream to catch the last USA end.
>>153469883kek
>>153470014Somehow NBC Olympics (not Peacock) doesn't DRMcuck me with Screen Recorder Pro free trial so I can grab it once the replay's up. It was art.
>>153470077I'd love to get the final stone of Germany in the 7th end vs USA if you have the possibility
>>153470007I still love them.
>>153470111Oh yes, that one... I'm watching femkok now but I'll go back for it soon.
>>153466885>>153466895>>153468391Both that and strmd.link is broken for me now. It's over.
>>153470011God, that cricket match was so much fun; the amount of seethe was incredible.
>>153470322the match is over, VI VON
>>153470194
>>153470111I'm assuming this is what you meant. It was the 6th end instead.
>>153471743Thanks a lot! Sorry for my mistake
>>153471944No problem. Luckily for us both when I was scrubbing the video I landed in the 7th end right when they were talking about that moment happening at the end of the 6th so it was easy enough to track down.
>>153469730>>153469756And here's Tabitha Peterson's laser guided century of humiliation.
>>153472249kinoany chance of one with sound?
>>153471819
>>153472538I do have the source with sound, hang on. Quality not guaranteed I've only done this once before...
>>153472538>>>/wsg/6093372
