Who'll win this one sided rivalry tonight?Also today:Nepal about to lose to WindiesUSA vs NamibiaTomorrow:Afhanistan vs UAEEngland vs ItalyAustralia vs Sri Lanka
Phoebe Litchfield
>>153463479you can't just say her name you lazy fuckpost some pictures or get out
rewatching LOST
>>153463467What happened in 2021
>>153463510toss wc
>>153463510no one except Kohli showed upShaheen Shah Afridi took 3 wicketsOur bowlers were being fags
hello is there cricekt?
>>153463625not this year
>>153463625im playing with my balls and stump iykwim haha
West Indies are into the Super Eights
>>153463625Pakistan finna crush india today
Nepal are a /weakmind/ team desu, hopefully they get all the shitters out of the team now (Everybody except Airee)
BNOY loves his yank sloppa
are there ANY strongmind cricket teams?
>>153463722Ausland in Tests
dire OP shallnt be lurking goodbye sirs
>>153464111based
>>153464111so truesimply shant be participating in a jeet thread tyvm
>>153464111>>153464275you'll be missed lads. NOT
>team in blue>vs>team in bluegames' gone
no different from team white vs team white is it really
>>153464492you've done him mate>>153464484he's done you mate
>>153463654As soon as they won against Eng they had it in the bag
BAN THESE CATCHES
>watching stream from UK>every 2nd ad is "LEAVE MONEY IN YOUR WILL TO SOME CUNTS" ads>>153464636>>153464492Difference is this isn't meant to be team blue vs team blue, show some variety!Really should be if the two teams are the same, one team should wear whites. That would be cult.
corrrrrrrrr whos she
DROPPED THE T20 WORLD CUP
THIS IS OUR YEAAAAAAAAAR
sky sports main event switches over to the women's super league lmao
AUSW 133(18)INDW 50-1(5.1)CRR:9.68, RRR:5.66Rain stops play - India Women need 84 runs in 89 ballsPAKWA 93(18.5)INDWA 97/2(10.1)India A Women won by 8 wktsWhy are our women so good? Is it the high test in their blood?
>>153465057meant land umna
That raven haired Namibian fan is a fucking babe
>inb4 Namibia wins
>>153465721pics
>>153465721For me it's the blondes.. tfw no Namibian cricket fan gf
>>153465843based sir asking the hard hitting questions>almost 2m viewslel
>>153463467how's that a rivalry?only pakistanis seem to care about this unimportant game. they have a watch party here despite having an exam tomorrow. indians meanwhile are studying.
>>153465843thanks mate, she would've been smokin when she was youngprobably want to not include the ?igsh= on the end of the instagram links though - shows people your acc
>tattooWOOD...n't
THIS IS OUR YEAR>>153465889when india were shit and pakistan weren't as shit as they are now, india refused to play them so pakistan have basically had to play indian at their weakest points with their shittest teams vs india with good ones
what does Schmidt even mean?>>153466197cope faggotwe have always played them in ICC tournaments and the 15-1 is from World CupsWe only don't play them in bilateral or trilateral series because they're Pakis
1 BONG TO GO
that looked close out to me.
I reckon that was out without the nick.
GOTTEM GONE! RETIRED OUT! TELL YOUR STORY WALKING PAL!
That's odd, yanks are normally pretty good at shooting from short range.
>>153465500meant zim unna
>30 runs behind>two balls left>wicketI'd just declare and get the game other with desu
>he's still marking guard for one ball with 32 to getkek
Abhishek will try to hit Afridi for a first ball 6 and get caught out
Looks like USA are still in it, they just need Namibia to beat Pakistan or the Dutch to beat India. Probably not gonna happen in either case.
*house lights dim for no reason**taps mic*mic check...hello? halo? WHO said echo??and a one, and a two, and a three...to the tune cats in the cradle...alri...gimme liek a low G…fellasno...lower…yeah, that one.…that’s an A minor situation innit¿here we go fellas…https://youtu.be/pWxJEIz7sSA
beat the shit out of a whore
>>153466573https://youtu.be/ks_qOI0lzho
>>153466612you shouldn't hit your mum
>>153466650https://youtu.be/hnpILIIo9ek
PAKISTAN WIN THE TOSS AND CHOSE TO BOWL
>>153466685https://youtu.be/ZCOSPtyZAPA>>153466732MISSED OPPORTUNITY NGL
shes a big presenter
>>153466759I know this one>>153463467India (Playing XI): Abhishek Sharma, Ishan Kishan(w), Tilak Varma, Suryakumar Yadav(c), Hardik Pandya, Shivam Dube, Rinku Singh, Axar Patel, Kuldeep Yadav, Varun Chakaravarthy, Jasprit BumrahPakistan (Playing XI): Saim Ayub, Sahibzada Farhan, Salman Agha(c), Babar Azam, Mohammad Nawaz, Shadab Khan, Faheem Ashraf, Usman Khan(w), Shaheen Afridi, Abrar Ahmed, Usman Tariq
how you feeling indiabro
>>153466759>>153466787xhttps://youtu.be/YHRvDo8rUoQ
>>153466454meant rhodesia unna itkwim haha
>>153466805don't care much either way>pre-emptive copingnoAsia Cup we beat them 3-0even if we lose it doesn't really matter
>The record at R Premadasa Stadium heavily favours the chasing team, with 10 wins in 13 matches since 2021.>Indian and Pakistan have met 11 times in T20Is since 2014, with the chasing side wining 10 of those games; the only exception was the 2024 T20 World Cup game in New York.
is there a site I can watch this ceebs amazon prime video or whatever the fuck
who are the kids they keep trotting out? paid actors?
>Usman Tariq>Bumrah >MalingaWhere the fuck do you subcontentials keep spawning these niggas from?
>>153467161TRINILALRINILAL
>>153467161I used to fuck a trini girl back in uni. the impression I got is your country is fucking wild
gonefuck off jeet
I knew this shitter will fail again
brb…finna return soem videotapes ngl xhttps://youtu.be/9OFpfTd0EIs
Afridi's a shitter too kekHis FIL was a better bowler
>india vs pakistan>/cric/ dead its fucking over
lol these policy bazar adverts are such black pills
don't care desu. gonna goon baray booba wali anime larkiyan senpai. milk truck just arrive
these shitters are not gonna score even 150
KWAB
>>153467411Maybe a lot of the anons are purists who don't care about t20
>Pakistan's best bowler rn is probably usman tariqSuch an ass bowling lineup this time
They kicked this guy out but bobsy is still playing.
>>153467603Rauf was a RAW agent
Abhishek sharma please wtf
dead sportdeader generallmao
>>153467566just checking in before bed and yes, this is the casewould probably watch a bit if it was test cricket
Not a bad start, seems like a slow pitch
poorist¿ moar liek poofist…aaamooiioritee? …yh¿ …hhaaa alri x
>no we played 6 overs of cricket we need drinks right now
cheering for kishan ji against inbred arab slaves
OGRE this for pakistan
>>153467889bbbbbBBBBASED
>stream that's been perfect all tournament is dead for this gameffs.
>>153467915found on on yandex, who instantly gave me a link for "T20 World Cup illegal stream". Meanwhile cuck google and bing refused.
>few posts by jeets>already religious shitflinging even though there are no Pakis here
>Indian players faking injury so they don't have to play Usman Tariq
>>153468009hate muslims, simple as
>>153467411I literally just checked /cric/ after quite a long time expecting it to be flying along but it's like 2 posts a minute and it's only jeet flagsthis general is so cooked lmao. /cric/ is basically just /ashes/ now
Gonefuck off
it's not even 2 posts a minute
>>153468107>>153468124maybe because this general is basically anglo /sp/ group chat
>>153468082You're probably the same if not worse.
This guy definitely has some muscle power to deliver the ball quicker than 80 kmph with just arm force lol
They are advertising Ind vs Ned as if we can score 300+ or not
no way
gonefuck off
heh
kwab
security must do reallly well to stop attacks during these games you'd think it'd be like top target right
should target atleast 210+
>>153468413chad indian security is well trained to identify such attackers unlike cuck western security who are afraid of being called racist or Islamophobes lol
lmaohe'll get beaten up
>>153468440It's in Sri Lanka, dummy>>153468107Zachy basically made the general so bad that everybody else left, and then he got bored of shouting into a void and left too
>Six spinners used by Pakistan this innings – the most by a team in a T20 World Cup innings and the joint most by a Full Member team in a T20I.
Every ad on this pom network is aimed at scared & dying boomers.>replacing your door locks because scary men are trying to kill you and other door locks will get you MURDERED>make your house a fortress with cameras and back to base monitors who will call the police in 2 seconds so no-one breaks in to steal your 40 year old television>put x charity in your will>put y charity in your will
gonefck off
take a hatrickfuck off softdick
lmao Pakis having a brainfart
>>153468565Boomers are the only ones with disposable income, pointless advertising anything at younger generations (we pay rent so that boomers can have disposable income)
>>153468623desu I thought that took a thin edge but no noise.>>153468642Grim areas.
>>153468565>he isn't giving his money to pet charities to fuck off his family when he dies ngmi
pakis creeping back into this one hey
no way we are even reaching 170
>nobody watching this on cric and not even a good crowd at the groundbit grire really
>>153467732jekkKkkGOTTEM rotten
>>153468720What's the par score unc
>>153468760>All three games at Premadasa this World Cup have been won by the side batting first (avg 1st innings 171); in the eight T20Is at the venue prior to this tournament all games were won by the chasing team (avg 1st innings 127).
>grire
>yf yf'ing in a yfo generalvery grire
>gang bang Suryawutfuck off SKY
We will win
kek chad kingku
Rinku and Dubey always mess up runs
We should have played Washington today
Outgonefuck off
>they made a documentary about this guy for hitting sixes on Bumrah
>god's plan is making a duck in the biggest match of my careershit god desu
Saim Ayub has got all the luck today kek
lolBumrushed with a revenge
Bumrah's hairline is majestic
cum on indiascore sam fakin runs
>>153469334from left to right>Bangladeshi muslim, Filipino muslim, Paki muslim
>>153469334even indians dont watch these shit blue movies kek
13/3lmao
This is absolutely PEAK Pakistan versus India at a World Cup. Should have just boycotted it in the first place, would have been less of an embarrassment for them.
The good thing is that we will most likely play them again in super 8s
Pakistan will win this :)
>>153469449Inshallah barather!
lolabsolute state of Babar
How embarrassing
This poolapse is even more fantastic than tea.
New Dunk & Egg episode today bros wonder how their take on Balon's fate will be
Link please
>>153469816hotstar pe free me dekh le bhai Jio ke sim se
is it true northern indians are basically bangladesh/sri lanka tier and south indians are superior?
pretty sure that's not true given how much racial bullying sebbo has had his entire life for being south bindian (sad)
you won't divide us, Paki
>>153469851south indi are nigg~rs of India
>>153469889ah, thanks
>>153469851Sri lanka brand themselves well for outside
>>153469889jats areafter all they raped the Holy Prophet (PBUH)
>>153469851the south bits are the best of every continent
>>153469889>>153469888the duality of mankad
Usman gonePakis have been done
muslims on suicide bombing watch
>>153470143kek
>>153470143kekKkkkk*moar than usual innit
grimistan
pakis looking rattled here
MASALA
shutup kahn>have to reload stream>miss wicketffs
How does Pakistan whitewash Australia and then do this against us?
Ausgaylia lost to Zimbabwe thoughbeit
>>153470356>Pakistan play good.>Pakistan then immediately play bad.Many such cases.
>need 2.5 runs per ballnot a good place for pakistan to be
reckon pookistan can claim moral victory over poondia
100 for the story win lads
>>153470550>>153470584>t. stabby kaboom khan
>>153470143waiting for this off-topic, racist post to cop a ban. though not holding my breathe unlike what is required in every square kilometre of india
>>153470356Did they lmao
>>153470374how wtf
>me every time s**** starts posting in /cric/
Outback khan and his pooK cousin finna getting feisty up in here ngl
10 6s and Pakistan win
>>153470955they already lost fren
Jai Hind
>kidsFOY
if pakis bat all 20 overs they are the real winners in my book
>>153471006bbbbBBBASED
lolwas watching the last bit with the family over dinnerWhy don't Pakis bat first when they absolutely collapse under pressure?
>>153471029they batted 38/40
> Ind v pak rivalryyet another case of dat 404 innitlopsided affair strewth
Will there be riots and fighting after this? Emotions always run high around such a fixture
>>153471256Pakis better break their TVs just like last time
…yh gobs of goat rapings and bacchabazi too
>>153471256maybe in Pakistan, I think India is above that level now.
>>153471256t. living 20 years backit's not been a rivalry for ages. actually even on /cric/ you'd get more jeet flags and some paki flags but now it's completely over
FOOkin CORRR AT DIS ARCHITECT ON SCREEN HERE WEEW
glammycha u in moite¿ ping me for any disco sesh ya? tabla x
>>153471327https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_Leicester_unrest
>>153471736also see>>153471302
>>153471736>Muslim apprehensions of what they alleged as "Hindutva fascism" entering their neighbourhoods. Community leaders and analysts point to the Indian celebrations following the India–Pakistan 2022 Asia Cup match on 28 August as a catalystkekaroo
>Leicester >Not pronounced as Lie-Chester>Actual pronunciation is Lester
>>153471884I always assumed it was pronounced as Lester as in Molester
>>153471884wait until you see worcestershire sauce
>>153471912it is, but only because english is retarded
games over jeet flags, you can go back now
>>153471736>After the 28 August India–Pakistan Asia Cup cricket match, which India won, Indian cricket fans poured onto streets in the Belgrave area to celebrate, waving Indian flags, honking car horns and dancing to dhols. An altercation eventually occurred at the corner of Shaftsbury Avenue and Melton Road. According to a local business owner, "someone anti-India" stamped on an Indian flag, and the Indian fans thought he was a Pakistani and got infuriated.[38] A video of this incident is available and the man is reported to be a Sikh.[39] The altercation developed into a brawl, a video clip of which went viral on social media the next day. The clip shows a group of India fans shouting "Pakistan murdabad"[note 5] and walking to the clash site. A police officer is seen arresting a man, and another group is seen beating up a man, and ripping off his t-shirt.[39]lmao.
>>153472040where will we and canada go?
based india hating sikh
>>153472086>white people make a meme term "pajeet">white people decide Indians find it offensive>white people write wikipedia articles on itfunnyIf you come to India and call a random person pajeet there's a 99.99% change he won't understand what you're saying or think you're saying "jeet" (which means victory)
>>153472099double funny because sikhs call each other "paaji"
>>153472129i doubt actual indians outside of here even know of the meme, its just people trolling the indian diaspora in their countries on twitter and them getting offended.
the pajeet is boiling about that wiki link lmao
qwik charge sesh before Costco run ngl
Don't have a license because I'd drive straight through a wall if I could
>>153472809GOTTEM (me)
>>153472755l subbu keeping me company ngl
>>153472932switching to l Shankarhttps://youtu.be/28_gLfLSXJA
>Allrounder Amelia Kerr has been appointed New Zealand captain for all formats, taking over from Sophie Devine who retired from ODIs following the 2025 World Cup and gave up the T20I captaincy.Based Melie era
MELIEKHERR
>>153473347
>>153473560*MWWWWWWAAAAHHHH*
>>153473275later fellas x
i miss zachy
zachy will return when we need him most.
>>153467287If you want wild, you should see here tomorrow and Tuesday. Women will literally be sucking dick in the middle of the street at like 8 in the morning
>>153474291https://youtu.be/RB9GfEvsMTI?si=6nou-l_95P3c4X7J
Old time cric poster here (definitely been here before more than anyone else.), where did Bard and Zachy go?I see Sebbo is still posting his cringe posts with zero replies, looks like he is still pretending to be a lawyer.
>>153476449kys
if england lose to italy they might be in trouble
Ok now I am convinced zachy is India flag on VPN
he always did wish he was Indian so that tracks
wish i was inside a desi slag colonising her tbqdesuwy
Just a coincidence that Zachy and Shitjeet completely disappear at the same time the day when India and Pakistan are playing I'm sure
now that he's gone, is it ok to admit that I never really understood the whole "zachy" bit?
>>153473347Shouldve been captain a while agoBeen the best cricketing brain in NZ womens cricket for years
>>153479972just wish she had more of a brain when it came to choosing romantic partners iykwim
now that he's gone is it ok to admit I always hated the whole "zachy" bit?
the 'bit' was having a reddit hobby and being really bad at it
thank god baseball is almost back
no but steven base iykwim haha
>>153481534SO true
your new white ferns captain
>cricket general>most posts are about some neet shutin schizos
He got caught in the Epstein Files
Zachariah Bowenstein
any brit able to fill me in on this 15min suburb stuff going on in Oxford?
>>153473347is she related to Nick Kerr?
>>153483357The Bowen Files are gonna make the Epstein files look amateurish
>>153473347She got depressed and had to take a whole year off after being dumped by Reuben Love. /weakmind/
>>153482946Kerr more like Korr
>>153482946pure autism phenotype
>>153484457shes 18 here you nonce
i WILL be watching eng vs ita and i WILL be supporting italy
>>153484638who's favourite? (serious question i'm new to cricket and just know that italy had a big win recently and england lose most of the time but cricket is popular there so maybe they're ok)i'll probably just support whoever the underdog is
>>153484719Italy. English are /weakmind/
italians play cricket like "ayoooooo .. OOOoooohh maron"
>>153484737NO CORREREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>this is micksperg>>153484849
i've had more beers over the last two nights (3) than I'd had in last two and half months combined (2)
Italian umpire be like>Its a outa!haha
>>153484878amy winehouse over here
best part about drinking beer is telling everyone about it
vodka for me tonight need to lose a bit of the old gunt
Who made beer the boss of summer
>>153484990Travis Head
>>153485045might go trawling the local pubs for a bit of travis myself tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYO1-gGWJyo
lollooks like even UAE will beat Afgandus
Australia's record? Broken
>India in ICC tournamentsAKA brainlet bash non-cricket games Not really the same thing is it
what do each of those records look like if you remove the non-cricket (t20) results?
>>153485303onya Lachie
halberg awards are on nowdon't know who's nominated but personally i hope brendon mccullum wins for his contribution to destroying english cricket
>>153485373I hope everyone loses we didn't win shit last year. Ruth Croft should have won the supreme award
>>153485401Finn Allen should get something hes a good cunt and a rare batsman shame he doesnt want to play test
more like finna not play tests iykwim
>LE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT FULL ON I AM HEAPS AUSSIE FULL YEAH CUNT BUNNINGS SNAGS ONION ON TOP CUNT FUCKING YEAH CUNT I AM AN ABRASIVE AUSSIE ON THE INTERNET CUNT FUCKEN YEAH FUCKING DROP BEARS AND SPIDERS YEAR FUCKING OATH CUNT CUNT CUNT I AM HEAPS FUCKING AUSSIE CUNT FUCKEN V8S AND MEAT PIES FUCKING CUNT WHAT 20 CENTS FOR SAUCE UNAUSTRALIAN CUNT CUNT CUNT I AM HEAPS AUSSIE CUNT
1 bong, 46 bings, 10 bips till the crickets on
>>153485425onya Lachie
>he's not a shield CHAD
best part about being australian is telling everyone about it
bist pit ibut bung istrulun us tullung ivriwin ibit ut
the fuck is that supposed to mean lmao are you ok?
Whale oil beef hooked
>>153485540onya Lachie
morning lads
Anyone got a prime video login for me to use?
>>153485568DM'd :)
>>153485568e: lachybrinedog@gmail.comp: luvrussiA69
if australia lose today are they out
Afghanistan boutta suicide bomb on my multi lol>>153485640Tomorrow, but yeah
>>153485640wait why arent we playing everyone in our pool?
Oh sheit it is on tonight mb, smothgod will save us
>>153485640they're out even if they win, they just don't know it yet
>>153472129They would probably think the white dude is just calling them Paa-Ji
>>153485640more of a reigning odi world cup, reigning border gavasaaar, reigning ashes champion country desu
if (when?) aus and eng both get knocked out before the super 8s, they should just start the next ashes series up. some actual cricket. why wait?
>>153485699>>153485712what's the appeal of one sided asses? Watching England lose?
>>153485730:)
>Batter Steve Smith has been added to Australia's T20 World Cup squad in time for Monday's crucial match against Sri Lanka in Pallekele.>Smith, 36, travelled to Sri Lanka as cover after captain Mitchell Marsh was hit in the groin area last week and suffered "testicular bleeding".Kek
Poofters got btfod by Zimbabwe I heard
Italy's brave Joe Burns be like>Mamma Mia! Thatsa spicy cricket balla!
Fat bros rise up
poovadars godda veddy veddy bloorndafuggoweded buh zimabubwee I fugging hoord
Is Joe Burns related to Rory Burns?
>Afghanistan need 4 runs in 6 balls
Adil Rashid vs Ali Hasan - who will get the blessings of Allah today?
i like watching cricket when theres only one camera so every second over is from behind the batsperson
Probably won't watch the aussie game
>>153485856smudge more like pudge iykwim haha
rashid speaks well, can see how he would be easy to get behind as a player
*rises for the terrone anthem**mutes the eng14nd anthem*
>>153485960no cricket on thoughever
crazy how the bbl is cricket but the icc's very own t20 wc tournament isn't cricket
ANDATOE FUORI
QUESTO È IL NOSTRO ANNO!
>>153486147
>>153486086this desu
fuck they're absoluting spamming the IT IS OUR YEAR song in the ground
unathletic welsh genes at it again lads
>they're actually going to lose to ItalyMAMMA MIA
https://youtu.be/vux3xkPjdxg?t=86
>>153486449gottem
Englel bros not. like this
Arry will save us
>>153486502...from winning
>>153486449holy yapper
OH DEAR ENGLAND BAZBALL NOT WORKING?
He's no ordinary player, He's Ban Ton
>miss stumping>never mind, we'll just get him out next ballfucking lol
grimgland could legitimately lose this
fucking hell englland
This is fucking hilarious Actually losing to italy at cricket
>englellel
wtf is that ad>I need to write a best man speech>I can do it on the train!>Trains good!
reckon england might want to think about not being so fucking shit
little bit grire that we're losing to these pizza shop workers but at least t20 isn't cricket so nobody except /cric/ brainlets will care
Think this could be the start of an Italian era of cricket. England sacrificing themselves for the good of the game and the wider growth of cricket in continental Europe. When we see test matches being played in Rome, Milan and Naples we'll all look back and remember this moment.
manenti is a bit of an angry cunt
CRACKSPandaya started abusing Kuldeep Yadav after he dropped the catch, Ishan KIsan dropped the Afridi too and got a few words kekSuryakumar Yadav was angry at Kuldeep Yadav tooAhir civil war
>>153486826This is what happens when you put together a team of 'win at any cost' cunts.
is sam curran england's only good batsman?
>"Italy" national team>the only ones on the team who actually live in the country are Indians
>>153486853No
>>153486853On the evidence of the previous delivery, no.
Do you think Harry Brook is on the spectrum? Something about the way he throws his wicket makes it seem like he's slightly autistic and ADHD.
>>153486854kalugamage is from the old sri lankan quarter in milan
>>153486826imagine taking the meme cup this seriously
>>153486892it's the Paki matchthey don't want their family to get death threats
how is overton so fat?
>>153486917is he over a ton?No?then he's not fat
how did england save this? they were fucked
because we became a teetotal team since the ashes incidentteetotal chads keep winning
>bowls wides>>153486946They're gonna get 200 then Italy will collapse for 40.
>have a major upset within reach>spill your spaghetti
>fling bat at ball that was a clear wide>get out\
>jofra preserving the averagepoothetic
do you think the english team are just drinking in their hotel rooms every night?
Windies' brave Joffy A
Just read that this Smuts guy qualifies for Italy through his WIFE'S heritage. Cricket international residency rules are an absolute joke. How exactly does it benefit the game to fill associate nation sides with a bunch of washed up Aussies and Saffers, and whatever Z-list subcontinentals happen to be working as delivery drivers in that country at the time? Wonder if a single actual Italian cares about or relates to this team at all
overton's pretty good ayeanother product of the bbl
>subcontinentalsIsn't any subhooman engshitters from the subcontinental western penninsula of Asia in the Italy side. There are players from the Indian, African and Australasian continents
>slow mo shot compilation>the same bat-on-ball sound effect applied on every shotits the small things
Any of you posters that got a little over excited earlier going to apologise to England?
>>153487291It takes a big man to apologise.
>>153487291simply do not pass the eye test, though pyjama cricket is a fickle game
What's the point of spin bowling if the ball doesn't hit the ground before he's able to hit it? Amateur lol
sydney sexer's ben manenti
if these two stay England will lose
what the fuck man i stopped watching and went to play valorant when it was 1/2 how are they winning
why would you bowl jacks? what the fuck is brook thinking?
>>153487475kekmy curse strikes
was 20 off the over not enough for you? idiot
>>153487476>>153487481LMFAO JINXED IT AHAH
fell for it. keep sending down absolutely putrid deliveries until they get out slogging
>>153487150Because no-one cares about residency requirements for white ball memeslog.
What was the name of the test to test the loyalty of the colored people in England to see if they'd root for England over India or Pakistan in test cricket?
these england spinners are fucking shithousejust drag downs or step hitsfucking rubbish
Quickest 50s for an associate batter in T20 WCs (by balls)17 - Stephan Myburgh (NED) vs IRE, Sylhet, 201422 - Aaron Jones (USA) vs CAN, Grand Prairie, 202422 - Ben Manenti (ITA) vs ENG, Kolkata, 2026*23 - Sanjay Krishnamurthi (USA) vs NAM, Chennai, 202624 - Shafiqullah Shinwari (AFG) vs HK, Chattogram, 2014
Dude just rotate strike at least what the fuck this guy just wasted so many bawls
We're going to lose to Italy at cricket
>>153487572Hope so.
>>1534875722 runs per ball mate
>>153487572Mamma Mia signori
To think England could have lost if Italy didn't shit the bed in the final overs
1/222/3114/4
banton keeps catching them
THIS IS OUR YEAR>>153487572It was 10 runs an over lol. They were never going to lose.
1 hour to go
Lost with that big over wicket
No appeal?
If England gets through and we don't...
Who else feels bad for Italy :(
>>153487665me
>>153487656this england team would not beat zimbabwestill, 4-1 in the ashes and selectors only have themselves to blame not playing smith
Today we are all Sri Lankan
Reminder >we annihilated Sri Lanka in the warm up seriesShould be a walk in the park for the mighty Australia
a 4 on every ball and Italy got this in the bag
Why do the italian cricket fans look white and blonde instead of you know italian football fans
UHHHH??? Englandisher bros?????????
Perfectly normal that Italy are on track to score 200
rashid has been massively exposed
>>153487516Tebbit test. Happily fail mine :)
They still need a boundary every ball. There's no way they get within 10.
fucking hell englandJUST GET OVER THE FUCKING LINE YOU MONGS
jaspreet going to do some dumb shit here
My vision of the future>dot ball>1>out>dot ball>dot ball>out
Lund Before Wicket
>>153487720called it
;_____;
HE'S GONEHE'S GOTTEMHE'S LET DOWN HIS ADOPTED COUNTRY
mankad when?>>153487725okay there was a wide but this is close enough so far
come on Italyhit 4 sixes
HOW DO YOU SAY OH MY GOD IN ITALIANO
lol there's no way he knew he hit that, he was just spamming review just to have it
>get given out incorrectly>don't get given your runsits a bowlers game
>hits a single off a ball that was going to be a massive wide
AIM FOR THEFUCKINGSTUMPS
Business idea:Don't bowl wides when the batting side needs to score lots
>>153487603lol it's overcan't believe Italy could've beaten England
GONE GOTTEMFUCK OFFBADDABING BADDA GONE
:(
GONE
Italy beat engshitters but lost to Zimbabwe's brave Sammy C and Barbados' brave Joffy A
fuck england have clutched victory from the jaws here
Italy can still win
The Italian cricket team famous for having lots of natural born players
sam curran and will jacks have bailed england out AGAIN
>13 sixes in this innings by Italy is most by an Associate team against a full-members in a T20 WC innings
oh no, not that big dosser overtonitay still in this
If it was stick cricket I could score 25 with ease
>>153487790not now
you lot should be thanking >us at least >our games are never boring
T____________T
>>153487725End result>wide>1>dot>1>wide>1>out>dot>>153487717I am a genius.
Curran grown a nice bussy
feels like a matter of time until the italians beat the english
Really putting the pressure on Grimdies final game here with a sub 30 run victory
Italy will come back stronger
best over i've ever seen from overmong
>>153487773>conveniently ignoring Surrey's Billy Jaxclassic britjeet
feeling sad for italy bros they're all part timers now they have to go back to making pizza and delivering ubereats
over to you ausbros
Steve Smith doing some catching practice
well done englandan ugly win is a win regardless and they're inwell done italy as well for making it a game
Not sure 0 runs off the final over was quite what Italy would have been hoping for
He should try catching a salad the fat fuck
Fair play to the Italians for making a go of it, just didn't have the depth in the squad
feel like crying because italy lost i hate when underdoggerinos lose
>>153487840Yes, in a situation where 25 runs were required off the final over you have to feel they'll be a bit disappointed after coming up slightly short with that effort of 0 from 6.
>no smithso stupid
Sri Lanka have won the toss and have opted to field
>bring in smith mid tournament>don't play him¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>drop renshaw after he pretty much top scores in both games>keep maxwell and greenfuck me, I hope australia lose by a lot
Australia:Travis Head, Mitch Marsh (c), Josh Inglis (wk), Tim David, Cameron Green, Marcus Stoinis, Glenn Maxwell, Cooper Connolly, Nathan Ellis, Adam Zampa, Xavier Bartlett,Sri Lanka:Pathum Nissanka, Kusal Perera, Kusal Mendis (wk), Pavan Rathnayake, Kamindu Mendis, Dasun Shanaka (c), Dushan Hemantha, Dunith Wellalage, Dushmantha Chameera, Maheesh Theekshana, Matheesha Pathirana,
>steve m8 can you get the next flight out to sri lanka, we need you here asap>nice one steve, thanks for coming. you're not playing
>>153487923same i was expecting smith and Marsh to replace green and maxwell , completely mindbogling
pozzie selectors be like>see ya later, Smudge
There are convicts who are now grandparents who haven't seen their fraud cricket team win a test series in India, that is Bharat, or little shittain
Don't forget to watch the chase: special cricket edition tomorrow!!
>>153487923so fucking dumbnever thought i'd pine against smacky but get the cunt out
>>153486849ughh yes? isn't that how it should be?
>>153488090no mate
>>153488056yeah nice gaz
ausGODS are BACK
hope this guy sprays it everywhere
>>153488056get monty on
>watch this cricket-themed show where the quiz team consists of 1) Nathan Lyon 2) literally who 3) literally who and don't forget 4) literally who
player down
>>153488365he need some poopoo peepee
>AI generated video of koalas and kangaroos for the australia cutawayfucking grim
SL bros not like this...Not like this...
Where are you fellow Australians?
>Head hasn't registered a fifty in his last 13 T20Is
lolIslanjeets shitters won't be able to win
>This is Australia’s 15th 50+ opening partnership in T20 World Cups; they have won 13 of the previous 14, with the only defeat coming against India in Mohali in 2016.
Sri Lanka are dreadful
mitch marsh is ELITE
>shit Lanka
50 for Head
>>153488457cooking some snags
Zimbabwe are better than these two minnows
>100 run opening partnership
Core australia like a wounded animal here come out FIGHTING
outgone fuck offgo back to oz
>celebrating that hard after taking a single wicket after conceding so many runs kek bit ott mate
>green marshheh
BACK TO GAOL YOU THIEVING CONVICT
kek green
what does green have to do to get dropped
Lund Before WIcket
kek they gonna lost to sri lanka too now
where do smith and renshaw bat?
this wouldn't have happened to renshaw
is this the one game of the series where smacky gets a century or is he saving that for later
I cant believe Stoinis is still playing for Australia in any format
>>153488699become a troon fag, his stance is like that of a mentally challenge ld school boy
>>153488767smacky goes ackkkky straight to retired bin
just noticed copper monkey is playing today , it's over for Australia
>put slip>remove slip>"catch" goes to slip and batter scores a 4
GO HOME AUSSIES
Why does bully keep getting picked if he never scores
>two first namesSubhooman convict fucked off
I can't tell david and stoinis apart
ausbros..........its make or break time for smacky
tim "tim david" david
I doubt maxwell will make any runs
>>153488807I thought I was the only one here
kamindus eyes are really close together. does that improve bowling?
>>153488826that improves chances of distracting the batsman
IPL legend Tim "David Tim" David
>chokestralia
dropped the game
did a moth just fly out of that fielders mouth
KEK WTF
Maxxxwell is here and he's gone...
>THE BIG SHIT
He tried the fancy stuff there, didn't work out
turning this shit off and going to studyCan't afford watching cricket while I'm an unemployable NEETI'll redeem my life just like Nissanka redeem the wicket
that was a speccie
>>153488984study this mate *pisses on you*
lads I'm thinking maxlel might retire soon
newie, please. Thanks
>>153489108>soonit's already too late , he'll go down as a flop batsman like wade
NEVER JUDGE A PITCH UNTIL BOTH TEAMS HAVE HAD A BAT
30 runs too many but still a funny convict collapso
ausbros.........
goneall outfucked 'em
I cant wait for the afl season to start so I can support a shithouse team in a different sport for a while
>>153489242>gayfl>sport
I think aussies have enough sri lanka are WEAK minded
