>Sun 15.0210.00 Alpine - W Giant Slalom Run 111.15 Skiskyting - M 12.5km Pursuit12.00 Langrenn - M Relay 4 x 7.5km13.30 Alpine - W Giant Slalom Run 214.45 Skiskyting - W 10km Pursuit18.45 Piggy Jump - HS141>Mon 16.02.10.00 Alpine - M Slalom Run 113.30 Alpine - M Slalom Run 219.00 Ski Jumping - Super Team HS141Previous thread: >>153446599
>>153463709>>153463724>>153463732
Dont know why I didnt expect Shiff to do GS
Arnd and Erik will get Gold for Sochi 2014 today
when did thea turn into a dark brunette
Kiwin
When is Vonn starting today?
Feels like a Hector kind of day
>forerunner skiing
>>153463851who tf are they picking for this, they can't even stay inside the track
Kiwi course setter for the first run, American for the second run. I'm practically expecting Alice, Barilla and Paula DNFs.
>>153463829when she gets outta her hospital bed
>>153463851nicht so gut nein
Hoping for Kiwi but Scheib or Brignone will win
>>153463769
Nicky Sneedhofer forerunning
Love Nolte always
>>153463866Stop shitposting and prepare for your run, thea
Italy forgot to bring the stopwatch
state of those pushupsstill aroused me however
>>153463875>Height: 1.57m
Rare Tanja commentating
>>153463890no worries we'll just eyeball it
nice shots of thea
>an old whore tackling a virgin slopea bit rude ZDF
>>153463769>that size disparityyou just know how this lesbian relationship would end:>little shit ist bullying and beating the big one>big one takes everything without a word until one day she snaps and breaks the little shit's neck
Calle, deliver us from evil and fill us with your joy
for me, it's coping that Maryna has a chance
>>153463933Think she keeps the helmet on in bed?
>0.00
Let’s hope Jeanmonnot gets her well-deserved individual gold today
THAT JUMP
>33someone get this chopped auntie outta here
>>153463669She will be a dominant force within 5 years
>>153463955
>apu-with-pissed-pants.pngwhy do they sit in the leader's seat when there is a second run?
i smell another >the4
>Shitrin
Thea had a really great run
>>153463964Remember when we thought the Hanna-Elvira-Stina-Sara relay team would win gold in 2026?
Imagine Ebba in this
>>153463886You follow monoboobWhat do you think are the odds of Nolte wins day good happening?
>>153463982>stina
>>153463973because they are the leader at that point in the race? That's the point of the leader's chairDummy
>>153463997I thought little chance she gets gold, now I have hopium after her runOverall I think medal possible, gold not so sureEspecially since 4 runs
>>153463985imgine haecki or ukaleq
>>153463985https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aUGBT1DZDI
>>153464013grim but luv Nolte anyway
>>153463997Not him but it's 50/50 in monobob, Laura is not as dominant as in the 2-woman, should be a medal anyway with Lisa as a wildcard
Safest I've seen Paula run except for that ending
>Paula jumpingAlmost gave me a heart attack.>>153464017Faetty would clearly be a speed specialist, not a tech specialist.
fuggg how did she save that
KIWI SPIT
YEAH, we are leading on the letter H being before letter S
>>153464027Have high hopes for 2 woman bob for Nolte
>>153464035Surely she'll go full yolo in the 2nd run
Kiwi you dumb fat fuck. Your coach set the course.Where is that retarded anglo who claimed set the course and win lmfao
wew
Oh my... they showed kiwi's fat sister
>>153464030If it was 2 runs I would feel calm, the fact still 3 left with Humphries and Lisa not too far away is a bit worrying for goldWouldnt count out Walker either
Kiwi lost all her advantage with one mistake.
>>153464061Oof
>>153464061genuinely how could anyone cope being a fat loser with an olympian sibling?like if your sibling is an olympian you had better be a doctor or some shit, you need to equalise the mogging somehow
It's so close lol
>Scheiß
i want to jeet up ur Olympics and shart down your slopes
that jump is devilish
So Shiff was not as bad as I thought it seems
>>153464076you have to be 18 to post here
>>153464094He's right tho
Zrinka picked a bad season for her crisis year
>>153464093Yeah everybody needs to calm their tits
>gold helmet> +1.37
No way Thea keeps her shit together in 2nd run
>>153464076I wonder why they even go there. If this was me I probably would never leave the house out of that people would recognize me and ask me how somebody like this could have a sister like that.
Grenier is such qt
why have so many competitor?
OH BOY A TRIPLE
Albania medal incoming
Is this the first 3-way tie ever?
wtf
>womens giant slalom>no giant womenwheres the 5m tall olympic goddesses?
BEST LARA
LOL how is that possible
>0.00 againHoly shit Coolturi
>>153464133wait! did I miss Madagascar on the opening ceremony?
>>153464144kino tbf
Is it true that they assign one shower per rank and not per athlete?
>>153464144Albania gold medal before Canada incoming
woah I'm seeing treble here6 gold medals
>>153464145At the OG? Probably. Happened before in the world cup a few times before.
>O'Brien
At least she didnt break her leg this time
>>153464165forgot pic
>>153464175>4. Stina Nilsson
>>153464145It has happened in the world cup, Tanja said that she remembers at least one from Sölden, a second run situation at that.
>lena dürr von hinten
>KalickiThank fuck the coalburner is losing
>>153464187assblind retard not being able to tell apart Lena's WIDE LOAD from Aicherstick
anyone but brignone
>we have the worse Lara
She did well to lose that lead. Crushed the top section.
>>153464175>Stina Nilsen
>>153464196
>>153464196Have to admire the commitment, to pretend to be injured for one entire season
>>153464196t. Sofia on a VPN
omg, these shitalian directors need to kill themselves
MARYNA NOThat same jump cost her an incredible run.
>>153464217KEK
>>153464223You make Peter Homola cry
weird how mentally sharing gold with 2 others seems much worse than having a gold all to yourself even though objectively it's still the top spot on the day, no one else beat you
>extra-prepping before Italian runshameless
>>153464076nah...Olympians are probably depressed as fuck after the games and horrible to be around, plus it's all about them...so the siblings are more just disgusted with it all
What a way to end your Olympics>I have been waiting and hoping that I might not have to make this post but the final decision was made. If you have followed any of our official trainings on the large hill you would have noticed that I was not participating, and while it would be easy to assume this maybe had something to do with my knee given my history, for me it is a much harder pill to swallow; a few days ago we were training in the gym and there was an incident that sadly left me with 3 fractures in my vertebrae. It is a stable injury that requires no surgery, but they are broken bones which will take 4-6 weeks to heal. This also means that not only is my Olympics over, so is my season.
Das ist doch WahnsinnYeah I agree commentator guy
>>153464196SHAMBLES
based Federica schooling those zoomettes
this is t i t e!
>>153464196thanks for annulling the mufa btw
Rigged
>-0.74Fede haters btfo
>ITA run>entire mountain tilted slightly forward by hundreds of underground hydraulicsjesus the rigging is shameless
>>153464266now we just need goggers to tumble again to have a perfect day
>>153464276If they could rig that well they deserve to win.
that jump at the end has fucked so many runs
>>153464274>PLEASE HOLD: SNOW RIGGING IN PROGRESS
BRITT RICHARDSON FANCLUB NORWAY
>>153464274>That old guy pretending to be working
>>153464276>austrian running>activate il earthquako
>>153464292Public sector workers. 1 person working, 4 people "supervising".
>>153464295
>>153464291no luck today :(
>>153464276>>153464295it's much simpler than that, there's just a ramp on the last jump that we can lower or raise
what the fuck is this breakstop the rig
>Lena gets warned about the last jump on the team radioInb4 Lena wipes out at the last jump.
OMG Lena????
>>153464312APOLOGIZE
Based, now we can watch duuuur choke away an Olympic medal again!
LENA DUERR SPANK CLUB ITALY
DYYYYYYYYYYR
inb4 dürr collapse in round 2
OH DAMNLena fast!>>153464320Sorry...
Surely she won't have a shit 2nd run
Grandma top 3 lmao grim
GOGGERS
Imagine if Brigone broke her neck. That would be awful
>slalom specialist 2nd>downhill specalist 3rdKinda kino
>no Wendy
>>153464340hagbros we are feasting
Suddenly everyone is fast
No medal for Shiff here
Lmao Sofia's "not bad" face.
>>153464347haha what a thought
Why is this Emmas worst discipline, she's so shit in it
>>153464360not falling to her death is a good result for her
>>153464360
>>153464357that shovel guy works miracles
>>153464076 successful athlete sibling. Imagine the connections, the free shit, the tickets for events, without having done anything for it.
>>153464378Impressive Judge grump.
Lena WILL WIN
>AusenscheißerchancenEurosport Stacy delivers
>American skiing
Explain Holdener DNS
First DNF
>I... Hurt myself today...
amerislips strike again
Should you get extra points if you can go between those little poles instead of crashing like Vonn?
>>153463840kek i thought that was braathen at first
My girl Astner not bad
>French skiingClassic start to DNF cut.
>>153464555kek
>>153464274
>+1.42 at the first splitpoor gook
it's destiny for /ourguy/
Not bad. Elfie will return in regular slalom
>my future wife, Cassidy, fellguys what can I do to console her?
Time for MEN with Kaisa as the Yle expert commentor
norwayandfrancewinlol
>>153464686Hell yeah
>>153464629It's past 11 so it's illegal to make a cappuccino :(
>commercial right after it beginsKill tv4jews
>>153464686Rest of the world best hope are Sebbe and Bonsi, gg Norge and France
>pursuitisn't this the most meme of eventswhat's the point
>>153464697>a picture for Antaelle
>>153464700freestreams-live1a (DOT) pk/sky-6-nz/
>>153464703Yea, no chance for Giacoomer
I love this sport!
>>153464700Watch eurosport instead
Any other norgays having issue with the NRK online broadcast? Are the servers choking?
Imagine Ebba with a rifle
Will Jacq fuck Sturla today?
>>153464725Looks fine to me
Jacquelin opening at full speed as usual.
>>153464725fine here
>men shooting
>norwegian and french shooting
Wtf took qfm so long?
>Male shooting
Sturlabros...
>>153464743>>153464746Maybe just a me issue then. Just everything else worked perfectly fine.
>male shooting
Everyone misses except Ponsi?!
olli pls
PONSI!
>>153464741>bro this foam is straight fire!
>giacoomerkwab
good guy Perrot but it's the Olympics, every man for himselftake that shit and throw it in the woods
>Bonsi the only clear so farThey said there were wind gusts at the range but that's impressive.
Jacquelin going all in.
The NZ commentator thought about it but just gave up on pronouncing Vetle´s full name
Sabotage lmao. Jeanne is rubbing off on her teammates
>>153464772>They said there were wind gustsIt's true what they said. I saw Haecki pass in the distance
Justus Strelec
sabotage!
>wait 8 seconds to hit the 4th target>miss anyway
>>153464769>least militarist German
I smell SebbeGULD
>>153464782>>153464787She's been near the guys' drink bottles.
>>153464783it's okay, gust is normal in generation 1. our Hornliu ist not dead yet
my favourite biathlon event is the mixed relay bevause it's easy to actually see who's aheadif you miss you just reload and keep shooting, no PENULTIES
>>153464698let me tell you about the wonders of the latte macchiato, that'll win her heart for sure
fillet mignon
JACQ
Žaklen should calm the fuck down
>filet mignon
>>153464698Have some cappuccino with pineapple pizza
machine gun kek
JACK
>fillet
SJAKKELÆÆÆ>Filet
STURLAAAAAAAAA
>QFM shooting>>153464804>no PENULTIESI bet the Germans and the Norwegians for example would have liked that.
>botn
Panties status?
>Italy
Top 8 can still win. RIP Botn
Germanybros, what can Horn and Strelow manage today?
we just keep choking
>>153464860Best they can do is 4th
>>153464853Off
>>1534648724th is their gold
>>153464850
JACKIE
jacquelinwinslol
BONSIIII
NEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
NNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIII
BONSI :DD
norwegian shooting
COME ON
PERRO CLIMBING
>german shooting
Bonsi wtf that's some impressive shooting!
>>153464860nothing
>>153464908ANULO MUFFA
They are showing a documentary about Calle right now on Swedish TV. I never understood our media's obsession for this talentless hack who has never won anything.
Emilien's gonna treat this as his last lap
Jacquelin with 3 norge behind
consider blind Ukrainian biathletes
This will be easy french sweep. How are they so good at shooting? Literally hit all targets while christiansen was only aiming for the first one
>>153464947war injuries?
>>153464947I did blind biathlon when I was in the army. Use a setup with a magnetic loop and headphone to hear when your rifle is on target.
pantanibros......
SJAKIE! OUWE RUKKER!
CHOKECHOKECHOKE
KOLLAPS
O O F
nigga thinks he's a machine gun or something
what a retard
based retard
Think he lost the gold
HE FOOKIN CHOKED
>>153464947Laser beams and someone telling you higher/lower would be pretty kino.
Kwabelin
BONSI GULD EXTRA
UH OH
>bonsi
BONSI ACTIVATE THE TURBO NOW!!!
>>153464948I consider you personally responsible.
Sweden YES
BONSIIIII GOOOOOOOO!!!! YEEEESSSSSSSSSS
PONSI
>>153464850That's really fair that he went back to push the stick to him again
>>153464957Russia actually invaded the day after the last Winter Olympics ended, this was the Para's so was probably right as the war started lel. But still maybe from the more lowkey war in the Donbas before honestly
Jacquelin's meme machine gun shoot strategy collapses again.HOLY FUCK BONSI GOLD POSSIBLE
>>153464943
CAM ON STURLA
JAAAAAAAAAAAA
BONSI BONSI BONSI
P O N S IONSI
motherfucker always ending up disappointing us
lmao he doesn't give a shit anymore
Oh nonono…
>camera couldn't even keep up with his shooting
sweden's brave ponsiluoma
Schaklään gave up lmao
Pantani ded
>>153464948Thank you based jinxer
>shoot fast >lose gold (and silver)every time
Reminder that Ponsiluoma and Amandine are Finnisch athletes.
>Jacquelin cant even catch Sturlaabsolutely buck broken
sug min kuk sönderdopade jävla hornorskar
Hope Ponsi pulls an Ebba just so Sturla can win gold :D
>>153464987youre welcome >:D
>>153465014
>>153464948german scumbaghope you choke to death on a fish bone.
Wasn't Tsjackelæh supposed to fuck Lægreid today?
What is "calle" and what does it have to skiing?
HBerg waiting with her legs spread at the finish
Perrot caca
>>153453701there is always another day!
>>153465021based
PONSI PLEASE AVENGE US FOR THE NORWEGIANS ROBBING US OF OUR GOLD YESTERDAY
Wow I think the slow shooter advocate was onto something
Today we're eating semlor
>>153465021Congrats söta brorAs many medals as we have gold :^)
Your gold medalist's accuracy before this race. Bonsi pulls it off when it's needed, mein Gott.
Gratulerer Sverige
SKI SOME FUCKING SKIS PONSI
>>153465009lol deserved
Sturla Silver Lore drop?
Is Ponsi one Hanna is fucking?
>>153465036Hes fucking him from behind
SWEDE
>>153465038karl "calle" alphonsius is the world record holder of skiing
Please make webm of jaquelein giving up
>>153465021i don't speak swedish but i have a vague idea of what this means lol
CAN OUR COMMENTATORS STOP FUCKING JINXING IT BY SAYING IT IS DONE?
CHUTE CHUTE
>>153465076Everybody understands sug min kuk
Guys, he's just waving at the crowd. He's a very crow-friendly dude.
PONSI PONSI PONSI
The gold should go to Finland tbqh
>>153464725>NRKthey still a thing?i used to record their news years and years ago when i was trying to learn the languagethen i'd do retarded shit like playback 20 broadcasts at once
GULDEXTRA JAAAA
Bonsibros we have never been more back!
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AVENGEDFUCK YOU NORWAY
disgracefull
Binland takes its first gold
>Jacquelin with a tribute to a PED-fueled cyclistWhat did he mean by this?
Congrats Swedebros, happy for Bonsi for succeeding.
What part of Sweden is "Ponsiluoma" from?
better pantanibro than fillet mignon on the podium at least lol
>>153465085
Would be cool if ponsi would stop at the finish line, turn around and shoot lagreids head off.
when Ladies?
norway will find a way to disqualify the swede
Congrats, Finland!
What will Sturla say this time
>11. HornGermanybros, top15 secured!!!
Sturla just revealed he doesn't wear a seatbelt when he drives
>>153465112East Sweden (Finland)
>>153465112Södra Österbotten
>>1534651203 Bongs
RIGGED
Does Klaebo know how to shoot a gun?
>>153465026based spergboy
time for callewinslol
HOLY SHIT WE GOT 18-19 SWEEP
>>153465140It's happening AGAIN
>>153465139kiitos
>Guld-Sebbe 1+0+1+3He's so getting bullied at the medal party tonight.
>>153465131Is he maybe a pathological secret revealer under stress?
Every german lost positions
Secretely hoping for a Calle relay medal
>>153465140>Wright being treated VERY unfairly
>>153465140i can't believe the americans were robbed of their aluminum tin can medal
>>153465123Nah we're not petty like that, nothing but congratulations to Bonsi for taking his first olympic medal and delivering a great performance
>>153465160don‘t worry they just need more time
I fully claim causing france to lose this race
>>153465123only swedes and finns do that
And now we return to our regular schedule
>>153465188
And soon we have CALLE-BRONS EXTRA
Again they're playing that fucking instrumental synth piece that I'm certain I know but can't remember the name of, the bane of my biathlon watching.
France for silver?
Pray for Calle
>Sturla 135IQ plan paid off, making Vetlel and Perråh miss
We WILL win another bronze
>>153465210France is silver-fav
>>153465212Jessie is a sweetheart
>>153465213He will one up Ebba and fall three times.
Someone show MONOBOB ladies pls
>old man iversenWill fuck it up
Holy Shit the Cope from Horn, kill our Men
Beside the obvious gold this will be a close relay
CAN'T A NORWEGIAN JUST LOSE BOTH THEIR SKIS MIDRACE JUST TO COMPENSATE FOR YESTERDAY???
1. Norgay2. France?3. Italy?
>N. Wigger
>>153465212I gave Diggins directions to a restaurant once
>>153465262yeah
Just give Norway the gold, it's a 100% sure thing
Ponsi isn't even happy wtf typical depressed finn
>>153465267Very nice, anön! Which restaurant?
>only 10 nations bothered to show upsuch a non-sport, embarrassing
>10 teamsGrim
>>153465267Did you get a hug as thanks?
>>153465267Neat!
We got a top 10 in relay Czechbros
>>153465287>>153465289Good. Cull the meme teams. These are all competitive
>>153465287>>153465289I didnt hear everything but swedish commentator said its fis fault
>>153465287Lots of nations were denied entry
>>153465225>pronssiextraI'd like to hope so too, but so much depends on which side of the bed the guys climbed out, and I feel the girls used up a lot of our luck reserve.
>>153465273Nah we have 34 year old Iversen on our first, he hasn't even had a race so far this olympics and was a last minute addition to the olympic team so it's a toss up how good he is.
1. SWE2. FRA3. ITA4. NOR
>>153465273You alone cant Jinx enough, here, i will join you.Its an already sure Norway gold, 100%. The media can even go ahead print the headlines !
>>153465297and austria didn't
Just realized that Perrot might have lost bronze because he tried to give Botn his pole back>>153465311Shut up
how did we manage to win this event back in 2010 and 2014. didn't norway have northug back then?
>>153465210AND FRANCE WINS SILVER AGAINAFWSA
G R O N D
>>153465311He got podium last race before olympics
>They had to reactivate poor old Calle HalvarssonAnd so the bullying begins
>>153465287Only 10 nations watching regardless
>>153465322Our men used to not be shit
>>153465313klaebo will run laps around everyone
do you get into this by dreaming about a war with russia
where is great britain?
does anyone have an idea of what's been the russian media's to klaebo/norway's results in the olympics?I assume it's a lot of seething
I love winter sports so much
>>153465279closed down during covid>>153465291Nope, she said thanks with a big smile and walked away with two male members of the US team. Since there are infinite universes, there's one where I gave her directions to my apartment and we had sweaty sex for hours
>>153465348Me too but only on tv
>>153465346Not allowed to compete
>>153463748>14.45 Skiskyting - W 10km Pursuithmm do I have a 2 hour nap before this? I only went to sleep at 5 and got up at 9, not sure the norwaywinslol relay is even worth watching
>>153465346we had a navy
Soon, CALLE
>>153465306Why was it his fault? Surely one commentator cant prevent several teams from participating
>>153465273People thought the same with Sweden yesterday.
>>153465359ok but why
For me, after the 50km, the relay is the distance #1. What chance in percent does Finland have to steal a bronze?
>>153465328He also finished as no. 35 in the sprint of Val di Fiemme so who knows which version we get today
>>153465357lift youre lazy ass
>>153465321no good deed goes unpunished
>ads every 2 minutes
It's already over
>häggströmå nej nej nej
>>153465376Not enough MEN to scrounge up a team of four.
>>153465379Yea but hes not a sprinter is he?
>swedish waxing?
>svenska vallateamet
>>153465383make me
And apparently we got shit skis
i have a feeling norway might win this
>>153465376They werent allowed to send 4 guys to the olympics
>>153465412
in before we get Ebba'd again
>>153465347Basically what russians always do when facing total humiliation: spin it like a win. In this particular case: MEDALS NOT REAL BECAUSE WE BANNED *cries off camera*
Ignore the anti-jinxer. If we lose this we deserve to be ridiculed for the entire day
>sveden
>sweden
This will be humiliating
Dumb Swede is ruining the race for Calle
Dont worry bros we have calle next leg
Lets go Finland!
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>153465415another IOC win god what a bunch of retarded negers
WHY ALVAR NOT COMPETING?
>here comes the ebba-turnw e w
i want someone to do an ebba
>calling it the "ebba corner"devillish
>>153465451i want to do ebba
what happened to the swedes? I was pooping
At least we say our skiers are top 10 in the world
>>153465376stupid FIS decision according to our commentator
>>153465461Bad skis, bad skiers
>>153465461Wax tech messed up
>>153465396True, but his only olympic medal is a relay silver from 2022 and 3/4 of his world cup golds are relays, he's definitely not an obvious pick and it was criticized in Norway that some younger up and comer didn't get the spot instead.
>>153465461Bad form, worse skis.
>>153465449He's gone home alreay to prep for the Vasaloppet in glue classics.
>>153465461used glue instead of wax, as a prank
>>153465449Not old boys club
Amundsen dropped from relay because you can tell Klaebo has been lobbying for his buddy Iversen
>>153465451if calle does an ebba this general will never recover
>>153465448Its fis not ioc that decided it
>>153465459
>>153465461their downfall began in 1905
Calle attack soon
>>153465461swedes
>sweden 38 seconds behindeasy for calle
CALLE CALLE CALLE
Calle will gain 50s on his leg
Calle masterclass incoming
How can Sweden be so bad at this?
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
Calle will save us
FIASKO
>>153465477>fis cucks taking the fall for ioc idiocynothing new here
You didn't tell me she was shit in the first run
>>153465499Swedish men have been the most discriminated against in the country for 40 years. This is the result
LETS GO USA WE'RE ACTUALLY IN THIS
At least Calle doesn't have to feel like he ruined anything for the team
He can gain a callellion seconds on the leaders
why am I watching Martin Fourcade winning a gold medal from 2010 am I tripping
>Fourcade receiving his medalPTSD for norge pipo
did jackquelin receive his medal yet? they didn't show anything here
come on ivo!
Norwegians are so retarded in interviews, I love it. Interviewing the parents or something:>How do you feel now that it's over>good>...How did you feel during?>It's nice in the sun>*turning to the father* What did you think of the run?>Approved
>>153465511Your team can medal. There are stronger teams, but there's a chance
>>153465528What kind of insights do you expect?
Is Amundsen being saved for team sprint?
calle has lost 10 seconds...
>Calle lost 10 seconds
>>153465528ask better questions tbdesu
Calle lost 10 seconds
>>153465528i like itstupid questions don't deserve thoughtful responsesthey should should take out their dingaling the next time "how do u feel?" is asked
How can there be such a huge difference between our women and men?
Its over
>>153465537Mardrömextra
Compared to Iivo everybody looks like an ape on skis
>E. Brap
for me? it's barp
>n. wigger
barp
Iivo's technique is so good. If only he had the legs still.
>>153465546The women have stolen the lifeforce of the unsuspecting men for years. There's a witch on the team.
look at that frenchman go!
>suisse name is wigger
>our women will finish closer to Norway with the fall than our men to will
>>153465517>>153465520>does nothing>wins goldTruly a FourCHAD
>>153465575better to get golds with the women and DNF with the men than getting silvers with both
Lapalus with slippery skis
>>153465579>Medaljchansmaybe if the entire competition suddenly broke all their legs at the same time
COME ON IIVO
herewego
>>153465579You've got the spirit at least
How is calle doing?
Drop em
brap collapsed
Kalicki that was horrible
CYR
they're doing a medal ceremony for the 2014 Sochi relay medal reallocation
>>153465603
I feel an irrational hatred towards Kalicki. Just seeing her ugly mug enrages me.
Everybody slopping and shaking and wiggling aroundIivo smooth like he was born on skis
>>153465610
>>153465610He's lost like 50 seconds
>>153465624Facewise shes prettier than Lisa imo
>>153465610getting fucking lapped at this rate
reports say calle is dead and buried
>>153465620this is some massive gigacope if I've ever seen one. just let it slide
business idea: shoot one of the norwegians during the race to make it competitive
>nyengay>brap>n. wigger
>>153465632oh fuck that's actually a possibility
Nyenget is cracked as hell
this 2014 medal ceremony is making me nostalgic af>Austria 2nd>Germany 1stsovl
>>153465624
>>153465628>>153465630>>153465632trust ze plan
>norgay won before klaebo even arrived
Classic technique noob here, on what basis do you decide weather to doulbe-pole or not?
>>153465624you're on social media too much. Reset your shit
we just can't breathe as well
>>153465651vibes
French commentator to first french relayer : your job was to keep in contact of the head of the race, you did the jobrelayer : 10 seconds is not contact
>>153465651Incline
bit hard to spatially track when the action for all this separation occurs eh? sip my coffee look up and the pack has dissolved. on the downhills I guess?
>>153465658lol true
>>153465654
AHHHHH FUCKING PC WON'T LET ME SCREENSHOT THE 2014 MEDALS HOW DO YOU GUYS DO IT IT JUST SHOWS AS BLACK SCREEN FOR ME
Calle is preserving his energy for more important racesTrust the plan
>>153465651Real skiers only double pole
>>153465651Double-poling is better on easy terrain, diagonal better on hilly terrain and climbing, but double-poling is more strength intensive.
>>153465669turn off hardware acceleration
norgay
Why do they have to do this monobobshit instead of big bobs (and vagene) with 4 women
>>153465664a mini-map would be handy
>>153465669Turn off hardware acceleration in your browser.
>>153465635>just let russians cheat and dope without repercussions broWagenknecht voter spotted
>>153465658That is where the front pack is while norge is dominating.
>>153465669Turn off hardware acceleration in browser settings
>+1:39.4
>>153465669some websites have anti recording protectionstake a photo of your screen with your phone lol
>>153465669TURN OFF HARDWARE ACCELERATION IN YOUR BROWSER
Who the fuck owns a PC in the year of 2026 LOL
>>153465686does he know hes at the olympics?
he almost fell
Buckwitzbroken
>he's not watching this via astral projection
>>153465695fr fr
>>153465695the wind broke my antennai had to connect my steam deck to my tv to follow the olympics via streaming
It's over
>>153465709sisu
>>153465707>steam deckkekwab
>>153465669You have to prevent your hardware from accelorating in your internet service provider
>>153465690Most advanced Italian tech advisor
can sweden make 9th?
>>153465704youre in the wrong general brother
>>153465610got like, a few seconds of air-time
>>153465718Who is 9th currently?
Germanybros....we can make top10 here!
desloges strong afshame the 50k is in classical
>>153465719I think Nolte and Buckwitz are allowed here
>canadian pacing
>>153465723>(You)
>>153465675Glue Classic called, they disagreed with you
>>153465726KEK
>>153465729You say that just as he died.
it's over
>>153465719Bob is discussed here all the time tho?>Especially Nolte by me
it's all womens fault
>>153465736then yes
>>153465737glue classicers only have glide wax, they can't do diagonal
>tfw we couldn't even afford a racing suit for this guy
Why is the amerifat gym bro flexing?
>>153465753Erotic
navel showing. nipples protruding. very disrespectful!
>>153465726We are so back!
>>153465737Glue classics are a different beast altogether, you don't get best girl award jumpers in the world cup for one.
Is skating quicker than classic?
>>153465753Hot
>>153465753i wish the women relay dressed like that TBF
>>153465746theres a monobob general open right now. Everyone who cares is in there
Can Anttola take Pellegrino?
>>153465753why don't women do it?
>>153465767Why would I go somewhere when I am here all Olympics and all the time when its /biathlon/?
>>153465764only by a factor of 9000
we are choking again
the french are coming
>>153465767shut the fuck up
CAROLLO DEAD
>>153465767But all my friends are here
where shall we take a cheeky shortcut to beat norway bros?
>>153465772I dont care, was just pointing out that there are likeminded people in a different thread
Finland, I believe in you!
Remember the sexy Slind legs from Planica worlds
BINLAND :D
GO ARSI GODisregard the Yle guys jinxing us
>>153465787You literally have people replying to you who also watch it and care
absolutely lmao
>>153465797literally nobody except him was talking about bob until i pointed it out
is it over soon? I want to take a huge shit holy motherfucking fuck AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH it hurts
Americans are disgusting
40 year old leading, another 41 year old might lead or be in medals after her run. Grandma sport
ALLEZ
>>153465804sacre bleu!
Crazy drama in 3rd relay>>153465800these threads are named after this guy? Why?
>>153465800>calle
>>153465801You are blind and wrong >>153463886
>>153465806>>153465809sport?
OH NO THERE IS ANOTHER RELAY
>norge already dominating>strongest for last
either pellegrino makes a miracle run or it's over
>>153465816Hes savlng his strength for the 50k. You will see a miracle then
we can still win this
>>153465800>gap increasing>"skräll"er ist vorbeimakes me wanna throw my semla at the TV
>>153465819Bob
>>153465806thats a man
Norsk makt
GO BINLAND GO I CHEER FOR OUR EASTERN MONGOLIAN NEIGHBOUR!
USA it's not looking good....
>calle
>Calle blaiming the skiisbased
oh no klæbros.... it's over...
Can Sweden catch Germany?
>>153465833väldigt tragikomiskt att dom har kvar det>Calle blaming Häggström
NOLTE>2 more runs
N O L T EOLTE
LEDECKY MENTIONED
>1920s track staris Paavo Nurmi a legend in Finland?
>2m26s behindwe zimbabwe tier skiers
Klaebo is overdosing on ventolin
Smiling Nolte=good day
>>153465850Eyes Off! Dont look! keep your focus on the gold "fight"
>ALLEZ POUFIVATDRES ALLEZ ALLEZ MUFFREDOURNE
>>153465863YES
>>153465863Yes
>>153465861crazy that phelps and ledecky were never caught for steroidsamerica must have some secret juices impossible to detect
SISU
>>153465753I hope this will be a trend (females tend to follow them)
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ
>>153465861kläbo going to pass phelps in 2042
>>153465863Finns are autists, they don't like normies
what i would like to know is the difference in funding between the norwegian and swedish mens team
>>153465878They decide who get caught
>>153465863not only in finland
pelle parafin
>>153465847>>153465852Calle
>>153465893Boomer
goddammit
>Binland
oh we choked the bronze great ill just go outside then
AFLA
Time to deploy the Canadian defense. Cut across open ground, say we didn't cheat and yell 'fuck off' to anyone pointing it out.
>>153465886Probably a lotBut I doubt you have less funding than the 9 nations in front of you
PELLE PELLE PELLE
>>153465863Yes, ask any random Finn and they will know him
>>153465902>>153465901Nah, they're getting bronze
>>153465861>Nurmi set 22 official world records at distances between 1,500 metres and 20 kilometres, and won nine gold and three silver medals in his 12 events in the Summer Olympic Games. At his peak, Nurmi was undefeated for 121 races at distances from 800 m upwards. Throughout his 14-year career, he remained unbeaten in cross country events and the 10,000 metres.Finland, I kneel.
So whats the scoop on Desloges? Top 10 merchant at best during the season and suddenly challenging the Norwegians.
pasta la vista binland
is that "fake" snow? there is no snow where the athletes don't participate.
>>153465861>>153465863There are way too many medals in swimming...
>>153465909I wonder if it's just hockey absorbing all the athletic talent, although unlike finland atleast our women aren't complete bums aswell
>>153465861Swimming is such a disgusting statpad sport holy shit
>>153465932only freestyle should matter.
>>153465916he gets to prepare as he likes while the norwegians need to perform every week to even be in the conversation for a spot on the team
Shouldn't have let Pellegrino catch him and recover
>>153465929The painted the dirt white
>>153465929fake They've emptied out all the used condoms from the village
>>153465929It was imported from Austria and they use AI cgi to fill in off trail
>>153465932I used to think that way but i've changed my mind since Paris, i think we should add more
>>153465929its all flour that would've been used for pizzas
>>153465886I'd be more interested in the difference between your male and female squad, like why is there such a gap?
>>153465929There's currently more snow in my lowland shithole
>>153465943why don't you like all the butterfly double mixed team relays 500 1000 5000 events
fuggg are we really leaving it on the last km against a sprinter>se on ohi
>>153465929both 'fake' snow and snow transported from a nearby mountain
CAM ON ANTTOLA
>>153465951jej
At least we made it into the top 10
Se on ohi pojat
must be frustrating for the finn to know he has to sprint against pelle
A
>>153465961because we suck at them now. If we won regularly i would push for more medals in swimming, OBVIOUSLY
>same altitude across the street >no snow whatsoever
No way Pelle chokes this
F
>>153465975I think terrifying is the better word tb h
shouldve gone all in trying to keep away from pelle
>>153465951>supply record amount of condoms to make sure they have enough fake snowItalian ingenuity
LETS GO BINLAND
>>153465929Yes, it's nanocelluloseT. Arto Lauri
At least Calle can do the triple pole technique
The finn is like a baby zebra inside the jaws of a lion
patheticstream off
I believe in finnish and swedish miracles
Fugg :DDDDD
This is definitely AFLA
>>153466004lol
>>153466001stream offtab closed
>finl4nd
Lmao
Fug :DD
well that was a fucking humiliation ritualat least Finland ca---oh fug
Useless shit.He didn't even try...
They're so happy :)
>4thlandFUGG
4th place is finlands gold
Too bad we didnt get to see it
good job canada
:D
i'm sure finland is better in the summer olympics
>beaten by medsIt's over for Sweden-Finland
What happened to Finland? They were neck and neck with Italy before they switched the camera feed.
please keep the lights on for sweden
Top 10 is basically like medaling
BRITAIN IS ABOUT TO PASS SWEDEN
Is there anyone more cucked in norwegian langrenn than Harald Østberg Amundsen?
Bro where is Sweden?
>announcer just said USA got bronze
Germanybros, we beat Sweden!
>>153465979>Italian snow meme was real
>>1534660394th is the new 3rd
>>153466033The Italian is one of the strongest finishers in the world in this technique, he's won tons of medals in sprint
We are really nice guys, letting the host nation have their medal and in Pellegrinos last race tooyoure welcome Italy
>>153466033we never had a chance
Willst du Calle oben sehen musst du nur die Tabelle drehen XD
funfact, finland is the most successful nation in winter sports if podiums didn't matter.
öh we sugen der bamse kukscheisse sport to be ärlig
>>153466046After the airstrike on the podium
>Durr choke incoming>Slow Biathlon bitches>Freitag kwabbingGrim Day, save us Skeleton
>>153466033The officials gave the signal for them to yield
>>153466046Bronze of podium B.He's correct.
Commentators talking about megafiaskon
how does Northug feel about klæbo? Klæbo has pretty much made his accomplishments irrelevant I mean
Go cry some more Finnish bitches, your +60 seconds bum is the moral winner again?
"Dom svek sitt land"
Fucking embarassing.There are four serious cross-country skiing nations: Norway, Russia, Sweden and Finland.Russians are out.Still we finish 4th.PERKELE
>>153466071I always knew finns were aliens
>>153466081Northug's legacy on 50km is still much greater
TOP TEN
>>153466081Didnt Northug compete in an era with much better competition tho
>>153466084Lmao
>>153466071Oh no, they know we are aliens
>>153466091t'was ancient aliens all along
>>153466081klæbo is statisticsnorthug is northugsimple as
>>153466107Yes, had to compete with prime Calle
Your 2010 medal winners.
>>153466107Yes. All of kläbos golds this year have an asterix next to them
>>153466107Kinda hard to measure, it was more diverse in terms of more competitive countries but I don't think the times were faster or anything. And as the other anon said, Northug's thing was 50 km
New thread:>>153466128>>153466128>>153466128
We Langrenn now, beware 2030.
>>153466125No Russian would've even made the sprint finalHave you been following the Russian Cup?
>>153466124Just ban snowniggers for ever. Cheating is their DNA.
>>153466137No i dont watch that
>muh competitionah yes a russian doper and some countrymen
>>153466148kek
>>153466145The best Russian is already here at the Olympics
>>153466124based
>>153466081>>153466107>>153466132Current athletes, even the shitty ones, would all destroy athletes from prior eras.
>>153466095for now maybe. It just kinda anticlimactic when you have one of the greats and then a few years later he's toppled from a countryman . Like slow down ffs
>>153466189NahTechnique is extremely important in skiingYou had guys in the early 2000s and 2010s with better technique and higher capacity than a lot of the guys competing todayThe biggest difference is that the current skiers are a lot more explosive since sprinting has become much more important in the past 10-15 yearsYou used to have more individual start races in the past and sprinting was irrelevant so few trained for that sort of explosiveness, they were stronger at longer distances
>>153466186>race from decemberHedegart is better than Klæbo using this retarded logic
>>153465202Guitar - john frusciante
>>153466243Hedegart is better than Klæbo at 10km F, correctHe's won 4 out of 5 races this season
>>153465753Stupid sexy britlanders
>>153466263ok retard
>>153466271Not an argumentHedegart blowing up in the final stretch comes down to lack of Olympic expereince
>KAJSA
