Schedule:https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/schedule/fskhttps://www.isuresults.com/results/season2526/owg2026/Starting Order for Pair Skating Short Program:https://www.isuresults.com/results/season2526/owg2026/SEG005.htmhttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/fsk/prs/x/pairs-------------/qual/000100--/resultPrevious:>>153425402
Good luck Danny and Ellie!
Qrd on why they tell beforehand their program if they can just do something else?
>>153466229A sport where men throw women around in free style.
She has given me rabies
>>153468389cuuuuuuute
>>153468389>>153468401<3
>>153468389would let her rummage through my trash
>>153467564it'd be unfair if you choked part of it and then didn't get the chance to make up for it.also, it's for exerting pressure on competitors.
>>153468389She has to be feral in bed
>>153466229Women SP order-Grp5Alysa LiuIsabea LevitoAnastasiia GubanovaKaori SakamotoAmber GlennMone Chiba-Grp4Ami NakaiMadeline SchizasLoena HendrickxNina PinzarroneNiina PetrokinaLara Naki Gutmann-Grp3Kimmy RepondEkaterina KurakovaJia ShinHaein LeeLorine SchildSofia Samodelkina-Grp2Livia KaiserMariia SeniukAlexandra FeiginJulia SauterOlga MikutinaIida Karhunen-Grp1Viktoriia SafonovaAdeliia PetrosianMeda VariakojyteRuiyang ZhangKristen Spours
>>153468389>>153468462>>153469764you wouldn't imagine the things I would do with this raccoon
>>153469986Things are getting REAL now:>Starting Order: Women's Single - Short Program:https://www.isuresults.com/results/season2526/owg2026/SEG003.htm>Time Schedule:https://www.isuresults.com/results/season2526/owg2026/FSKWSINGLES-----------QUAL000100--_StartListwithTimes.pdf
>>153468389>>153468462>>153469764total racoon love
if Kamila was here no one would give a shit about the mutttotal cope
i love her so much bros
>>153470864Cute ASF too bad she's a shitter
>>153470639Kamila smells like grandpa
>>153470864
>>153466229The Australian Pair will be the third on ice:To compete at an Olympic Games, athletes must be a citizen of the country they wish to represent, not just permanent residency. To be eligible for citizenship, applicants must have resided in Australia for 180 days in the two years prior to submitting their paperwork.For elite athletes like Golubeva, whose sport involves travel across the Northern Hemisphere for most of the year to train and compete at the highest level, fulfilling the 180-day requirement meant compromising her Olympic preparation. "We kind of [had to] skip our competition. We skipped all [of the] first half of this season, which affected our rating points," Golubeva said. "The situation was quite hard. It was a really tough period for our team because we kind of left behind our choreographers here, our special coaches, our gym coach.">Following a request by the Australian Olympic Committee to Home Affairs Minister Tony Burke, a bill to amend the Citizenship Act was introduced before being passed in late November, which gives the minister "personal, discretionary power" to waive the 180-day requirement if the nature of the applicant's overseas travel sees them taking part in "an activity of benefit to Australia".The change paved the way for Golubeva to receive her citizenship in the days before Christmas. "To be honest, it's a big relief for me. I'm really happy about this news … I'm really happy and proud about it," Golubeva said.https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01-03/citizenship-change-keeps-figure-skaters-olympic-dream-alive/106194338https://www.olympics.com.au/news/figure-skating-pair-hektor-and-anastasiia-find-their-feet-in-milan/https://www.theage.com.au/sport/we-were-worried-about-it-how-aussie-figure-skaters-olympic-prep-was-hit-by-citizenship-hurdles-20260212-p5o1wx.html
>>153466229Who is this semen demon?
>>153471870She will be the first on ice, see the starting order, the doggo is her skating pair.
>>153471903what the dog doin ?
>>153468462What the fuck is in her mouth? It's like a nose ring that fell into her gums what the hell is that?
>>153472033>>153465996
>>153471986In pair skating, the male throws the female around, so in this case the doggo will throw her around on ice.
>>153470864does she do ASMR videos
She was looking cute in training earlier
>>153470864I'll be her coach.Even if she'll cry a lot.
>>153472137thats disgusting
>>153472405she did it herself https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSLJHaBkt-0/
>>153472497now that requires some balls
>>153472137That heals so easily after she doesn't want it anymore. Alysa is based for making US, China and Russia seethe simultaneously
They're raising the age to 17, then 18, then 21, then 26, and then finally to 52 as they really desire.YOU VILL LOOK AT OLD HAGS!
>>153469764She's probably a boring starfish
>>153472497>she did it herselfgnarly, genetically engineered hapas are the future
>>153471565Peak slav-mongol mutt classic beauty. I love them.
STOP THE COUNT AFTER SUI AND HAN
>>153472777Like this?
>>153471744she looks like a literal child.
>>153472497She looks like she rims on the first date
>>153473091Where's the concern for her well being? Old people fall and die a lot. A ton even. See? That's proof that they just want men to stare at hags. So the concern for age only applies if they're young.
>>153473097You are mentally unwell. Children don't drive cars.
>>153473091>Read the backstoryWelp
I've been watching her since she came back, and all this time I just assumed it was like part of a retainer or something
here for pairs
Make a new thread this one has already been trannyfied and pedofied
>>153470864My heart fluttered and my eyes watered and I got hard even with no sound
>>153473091better skating that two thirds of the men's field
Their ultimate goal of getting men to watch tattooed hags will happen and most of you will fall for it.There's already talk of raising the age to 26 because a Jewish study (a lie to let Jewish criminals off the hook) said that brains aren't adult until 26. So there you go, that's the new 21 that they're aiming for. And they will get their way within 20 years, or less.
this is the first time i've ever seen a bald figure skater
>Anastasiia Golubeva>She became a permanent resident of Australia in May 2025 and a citizen in December 2025
do black figure skaters exist?
>>153473976They don't like water even when it's frozen.
>>153473886That's how powerful our government is.By comparison this cute lil Amerigirl couldn't get US citizenship to compete because the Orange Man doesn't care.
Damn, I didn't even think Armenia knew about the winter olympics
>>153473976We're guilty of this.
sounds like jarre
>letting your daughter do thisWtf is wrong with the parents
The figure skating women are so tiny.
mmm, tight russian ass
>>153473976They do, but they prefer to slash necks open and then to receive a standing ovation for it.
It's Russian Time!The first Russian girl did well!
>>153474119i thought she was armenian?
owari da
>China>Dancing to a song about a Spanish whore
Lackluster music, lackluster performnce
Chinabros.....
>>153474126https://www.isuresults.com/bios/isufs00111801.htm
>>153473976there's a few
To the camps she goes
>>153474170lol, I wish the jews would stop it with this charade and put russia back in this competition
What percentage of pairs in pair skating do you think have sex?
classical guitar Habanera is pretty sickit's not Rodrigo y Gabriela?
>>153474209the men are all gay
Even if she biffed it Chinese girl is a major cutie
I wonder what it's like being chinese. All you foreigners seem like barely foreigners after more than a decade mingling on the internet but I don't know shit about Chinese people.
>>153474209at this level, 0% because it's a problem if you catch feelings and your partner fucking sucks
The Russian - Australian pair incoming!
>>153474227Xi won't care; off to the prison camp she goes.
>>153474225I think all of the American pairs are married to each other
>>1534742092 of 19 are couples so id say roughly 10%
>Han Kong
Yeah those are some very Australian last names
Why are all these different pairs than we saw the other day? Is this category their specialty or is this event like 2nd tier
>>153474214its this version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRFylsNhmbk
>>153474304They just said to had to stay in the country to maintain her citizenship
>>153474313ice dance is different from pair skating
why is it called the death spiral. it doesnt look particularly dangerous to me
Gobuleva, that is a historical Australian name right
DEATH SPIRAL
>These australians have been together for 6 years>Shes only 20
is it even worth it for these countries with russian mercs that don't even make it into the later groups
>>153474360How old is he?
>>153469986I don't see the current skaters on the list wtf
Not all that good>>153474360>tfw you will never
>>153474378womens short program it doesnt start until tuesday or wednesday i think
Out of sync at the end, they seem to be quite nervous.
>>153474391Tuesday
Hektors mother sounds very aussie
>>15347437723
>>153473850i couldn't utilize this position. can't maintain good rhythm left-handed.
>sending the zamboni out after just 3 parisice quality must be terrific
Wait, they didn't resurface the ice before in the mens fee skate. Why the change?
>>153474360>>153474438That's perfectly normal wtf
>>153474481They did between every group. The groups for this event are smaller for some reason.
>>153474313This one is the real event, the other one is a meme
>>153474522>for some reason.theres the same amount of blades on the ice
we got any lewd webms or what?
>>153474313You can't jump and throw women in Ice Dance.The Ice Dance couples are all in love, the pair Skaters hate each other so the man throwing woman away and jump.
>>153474499Not in our cunt lad
>CBC stream has no commentatingHuh?
>>153474531at least in ice dance people know how to skate
>>153474582>14 and 17Literally what Romeo and Juliet laws were made for, I doubt her parents would have objected
>>153474499weird cunts got slagged off for cradle robbing in my year maybe you hung out with nonces
CAM ON LET'S SEE SOME FACKIN' SKATES
>>153474587That's not CBC stream but the native venue stream.
how often do people get run over by ice machines in the dark?
Wait, is it over already? NBC is showing some hockey shit.
>>153474671Zamboni
>>153474558That occurred to me after I made the post.
>>153474622>14>cradleOrigami
>>153474671NBC thinks americans have adhd and wont show the venue feed. Instead they must constantly bombard with commercials and irrelevant shit.
>>153474671>only three pairs skating>everyone gets a medal by defaultNice """sport"""
>>153474643That explains why the CBC logo is missing. Olympicstreams doesn't have a CBC link today it seems
>>153474360https://9now.nine.com.au/a-current-affair/the-aussie-figure-skater-who-found-his-olympic-partner-on-the-other-side-of-the-world/a5d21d39-15ab-4740-894c-679b9c3342ecFor Australian ice skaters Hektor Giotopoulos Moore and Anastasia Golubeva, landing themselves at their first-ever Winter Olympics has been far from simple.Struggling to find a skating partner in Australia, Hektor searched the globe until he found Anastasia in Russia. When they met, Anastasia didn't know English and Hektor knew no Russian.Then COVID hit and Hektor stayed in Russia for a year and a half, learning the language, and building a solid partnership with Anastasia. When the borders reopened, the 15-year-old Anastasia left her life and family behind, moving to Australia to live with Hektor and his family. Lots of hard work later and the gamble paid off when the duo secured a spot at Milano Cortina 2026.
>Tkachuk brothersformerly Tkasneed
why are they using the Zamboni this early?
>>153474759imagine getting stranded in russia during covid grim
>>153474779Chinese fucked up the rink
kek Eurosport showing kwabgod performance
>>153474671You need to detox from that Jewish slop.The first group is done, see the starting order.
>>153474791Probably had more relaxed rules than some of our states.
the australian interviewers wont let the qt russian talk
>>153474791I legit think I was in a top 5 worst place in the world to be during the plandemic (New York City)
Why is the short program more popular than the other one?
QT
>italians in charge of ice rinksFix it again Tony!
do you think wearing cute earrings will improve her odds?
>>153474759>passport bro takes hand-delivery of his russian child-bride during covid>aussies find this story endearingyou roos are a strange bunch
Its fucking elmo
>>153474917why is jewelry allowed on the ice
>>153474791Not when you were locked down with a 14 years old lil Russian girl.
>>153474912IT'S UNDA CONTROL! YOU AIN'T SEE NUTHIN'
I think Johnny Weir might be a homosexual
>>153474779They do it every 2 groups, and split odd counts so the final block is 2
>Daria Danilova>Danilova received her Dutch residence permit c. 2020[2] and became a naturalized Dutch citizen on 16 February 2024.
>>153474945I really don't understand normie broadcasting
>>153474912>Italian ice
whys japan wearing a german dress
Is Isabeau skating tonight? Or should I watch something else?
>>153475002if you ever had watched a single anime you would know that japs are obessessed with germany for some unfathomable reason
>>153475017Tuesday
>>153474759holy based. how is that allowed? is it because all these winter olympians are rich so they can do what they want
>>153475017only real atheletes today, sorry
anybody that actually follows this sport got a QRD?all I know is that Japanese pair was really impressive in the team skate but they should have more competition here yeah?
>1st french commentator : It's called the spiral of death but don't worry nobody ever died doing it>2nd french commentator : YetWTF does she mean by this ??
>>153474622Wow you sound really cool and tough when you talk like that
>>153475067that was a different pair
>KovalevNice name, frogs
siblings or dating?
i liked it better when they didn't wear the skin color body stockings. you actually used to see nipples and lips
>>153475107both
How do you pronounce those very French names lol
>>153475087
>>153475107dating siblings
these people are in the greatest shape of their life, competing at the highest possible level after having sacrificed most of their lives to get therewhat went wrong with your life anon to not be there with them
nice bunda
>>153474232If you want to interact with Chinese anons, you can try the app Rednote. It's like Instagram but Chinese. They're welcoming towards Americans.
>>153474759>Unable to find partner in Australia>Rather than becoming a solo skater you decide to fly across the world to touch up a 14 year old who cant communicate with you This guy should be jailed
She could become hot with a little jaw surgery
>>153474855How did it affect things? I was in Oregon and while people were annoying we all still went outdoors just no restaurants or bars
she got bundamogged by her partner lol
>>153475158For what? Love?
>going all the way to France just to marry THATThe things Ivan has to put with to find love
I JUST GOT HERE
>>153475165Did you have people try to narc on you for breaking "rules"? Thanks to COVID, I know which of my neighbors will turn on me first if shit every truly goes down.
>>153475132i was never very fit, my dad hated sports so i could never play. i got a cricket set one christmas and accidentally hit my sister in the head. he broke the cricket set and threw it out.as i got older i became an alcoholic due to severe anxiety and ended up in hospital with pancreatitis which cut off blood supply to my hip so now i can't even walk without pain. my right foot points to the side when im standing straight
>>153474759>Hektor Giotopoulos Based Greek
>>153475214okay the first part is bad luck, but the whole alcoholism was your fault bro
>Ameriguns
>>153475214my post was supposed to be light hearted wtf man
>chanNice american you have thereDidn‘t know figure skating is a merchant sport
>americans>music for the short program is literally rhythmic gunshotsbros...
>>153475132My parents wanted me to study all my life and make good grades. They discouraged me from playing outside because they didn't want my skin to get dark.
>>153475266dude, more than half these people are Russian.
thats a red light
>>153475132I have chronic hemorrhoids
>>153475267BASED
I wish I could ice dance with a cute girl. It doesn't even have to be on ice.
So this is what a hot guy hapa looks like
>>153475266Do you even know where you are
>>153475267>rhythmic gunshotsThat's the only sound could possibly make Americans move their lazy arse.
>>153475132i discovered world of warcraft when i was 12 years old and my whole life got ruinedin hindsight i wish i wouldve gotten addicted to heroin instead
>>153475214How old when you got pancreatitis
>throw was further than a short bus
>>153475290Negative GOE on that one.
She winked at him
>>153475132i was a national champion of a minor sport in spain at 13 and now i can't jog longer than 5 minutes without losing my breath... just slowly of gave up over the years, you blink twice and it's too late
Ahh she must be from the renowned Danilova family of Amsterdam
what race is he?
Why are they all Russian lol
Male commentator noticed how out of breath the male skater was and explained that it is a hard job he has.The female commentator countered by saying they both have a hard job followed by a period of awkward silence.Who was in the right here bros?
>>15347537627
>>153475411He's the result of all the WMAF propaganda you have seen here
>>153470864she knows she could kill millions with a wordi love her
nice little tush on this lass
Good music choice by the Dutchies
>>153475402>you blink twice and it's too latethiswhen you realise most of the athletes at this level has/had parents that control every second of their life it doesnt seem as appealing any more
>>153475411Beaner maybe?
>>153475411white yank dad jap mom
>>153475357most of these girls are dancing with these boys because they are non threatening homosexuals
>>153475411Brother and sister?
>>153475432one of them is carrying and the other being carried, you take a guess
>>153475445millions of sperm, you mean
>>153475445get in line bro
THEY KISSED
>>153475359Merchant skating central apparently. I was hoping for artistic jumps and spirals but all of them being russian is quite distracting.. why do the russians sell their young girls worldwide for figure skating?Also the music so far has been shit
>>153475497cute
>>153475132unless your parents put you in training from like 3 years old you're not making it to world class level in non-memesports
>>153475357I am despairing at the fact that I will never marry my skating partner who I've skated with since our early teens.
>>153475266These yanks are all yanks. Unlike you retards carting out actual foreigners our "mercenaries" are actually american.
>>153475132I used to be pretty okay at Judo, but I gave up on it to study at university.
These guys are all doing the same routine down to the very elements except to different music. No wonder all the broadcasting attention and popularity goes to singles and ice dance.
>>153475432The man is the one thrusting.
>>153475513>why do the russians sell their young girls worldwide for figure skatingthey just produce way more talent than there is quota slots available, so naturally the athletes look for other ways to participate
>>153475478maybe i should start gooning
is this japanese skater 12 years old?
Is Ilia on suicide watch? Lmao
that is a child
SCHWARZ ROT GOLDHART UND STOLZ
kwab
>>153472137wouldnt that like smell really bad and pick up all sorts of bacteria
ELTON JOHN MOTHERFUCKERS
noooo my asian princess ;_;
rip
its ogre
owarida
>>153475502are you split screening?
welp. back to the soapland for you.
>>153475573>>153475583shes 20 aperantly and shes choking
I really like her dress
Commit sudoku baka
who did that to her?
if her partner was white she would've landed those jumps
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
>>153475267based oil gang enthusiastshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXuxln0Iqd0
What a shitty choice of music!See, fell on her arse with legs wide open, twice.
>>153475479are we any different at this point? my mind is full of tiny qt white olympian skater>>153475497i haven't gooned to her ONCE, that's how much i like her whole...everything, its pure ancestral attraction (my maternal grandparents are northern spanish)
>>153475614How can you mess this up how hard can it be
he tried to strangle her kek
>>153475629Is that SSIO? Dirty afghan
i need to comfort her
>>153475670first fall messed with her
seemed like they could actually enjoy the last minute and a half after they botched the startmust feel good in a way after all the pressure just evaporates, even though you know its fucking over
>Elton: "on the GROOUUUUUNNNDDDDD">skater falls to the ground
>You hair looks really goodJesus Christ, stop being gay, Johnny.
Johnny you fag stop flirting on live TV also is the bald guy still working out?
look how much he was smiling with dem thighs squeezing his neck
Do you think he sniffed it? I would
I think the second time he just threw her out of frustration.
I don't like Asian girls much but the Jap is cute
What the fuck is wrong with these women
>>153475723i saw that someone please webm kek
>>153475614she needs to get stronger. jump was weak, still spinning that hard while that deep into the descent.
he clearly threw her high enough for a good landing
You just know
No wonder he wasn't disappointed, he's in it just for this.
>>153475694That Jap was deliciously flat.
>>153475723giwtwm
>>153475719Why not watch the venue feed with the harsh British lady commentating.
>>153475772>ywn have a qt stundere figure skater squeezing your neck with her massive thighslads..
>>153475772>google "nearest ice rink"
what the FUCK is this music jesus christ
although his performance was also sub-par, he clearly dropped her on his shoulder when he should catch her with his arms only
>we're still on the air>still on the air!I love live tv sometimes. kek
>>153475770rape is good and brings medals
>>153475770coach not nearly big enough for a gold
are you all hearing this shit or is my audio completely fucked??? it's just noise what the fuck
>ChtchetininaI had a stroke trying to say it out loud
IT'S RAINING MEN HALLELUJAH
Sick alt techno track
when is the racoon skating?
>>153475906Tuesday
>>153475629DUDEher reaction was SO FUNNY XDwhat a dumb BITCH
>>153475864nvm it seems like it was fucking Discovery Plus stream audio, just magically fixed itself
>>153475629 Why are browns allowed in Japan?
Fucking sick parents send their young daughters to this socially acceptable whore training so that the whole world can stare at their asses and fantasize about using them as fucktoys. That’s the only reason you lot are watching.
im getting no sound on peacock what the fuck
>As a gullible teenage boy you get tricked into thinking figure skating is lame and fruity.You basically get a beautiful, fit, limber skater gf assigned by ISU.
>>153475974you're only issued one if you're good enough and allow your bussy to be destroyed by the bureaucrats.
>Chtchetinina
how's this different from the event the other night when canada got robbed
its nice they decided to dress up in Bret Hart colors
The body on the Netherlands girl was insane. I'm guessing she's Russian or something though
>>153475974sorry, but if you're doing pairs, you're already kind of a shitter.
>>153475973Try venue feed
>>153475772kek he won
Her partner tested postive for HIV before the beijing games.
>>153475974wtf shes doing a nazi salute! cancel her!
>>153475821Where?>t. not a leaf
whats powerplay?
>Russians banned from the games>They're all here anyway
fags watching skatingmen watching hockey
>>153475132I had a good time growing up?
Are we going to see a series of chokes like we saw on Friday?
Backward inside death spiral 3 meta
>>153475974same with ballet, and it's literally like 10:1 girls to boys so you literally have girls desperate to work with you if you're even half decent/don't stink/not ugly
>elite athlete>sperg>thick yet delicate>high iq>never seen a willy (raging lesbian)is this the perfect woman?
>>153475196No nobody narced they just got pissy when you went in grocery stores maskless
>>153476134Up to the Italians if they want to rig the ice or not
>>153475969you're a retard, people don't look at figure skaters the same way they do to swimmers, bobsled or track athletes that train, wear and perform in the most sexual goonerbait outfits possibleare you a turk? i'd assume a germoid to know the subtlety of high income sports
>>153476125I'll watch the semis and finals, literally no point watching the US and Canada destroy Latvia or whatever
>>153475974That's why it's a rich elite-only sport. They're gatekeeping all the fit, beautiful, graceful girls for their sons while you laugh at them sitting next average non-stacies.
>>153476066i want to hear lipinski and the fag, i had to restart my roku, the peacock app is a total piece of shit.
>>153476173https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFKc8a0WryA
>>153476134Probably not, the men have a reputation for that sort of thing
>>153475969I'm fantasizing about marrying Isabeau personally
>>153476147GOD THOSE THIGHS
>>153476121The real Ruskis are quite horrifying:>>153468260
>>153475969if you produce good looking kids its inevitable people fantasize anyways
that was pretty decent
>>153476137Isnt ballet usually performed without any real need for men? Also figure skaters usually just borrow some rando hockey player
>>153476103I think its only in the multi view. When you click venue feed it has no commentary at all. Its all fucked up.
>>153476220she's THICC
>>153476192I can't stand lipinski's voice, utterly annoying.
>>153475772Sniff
>>153476186 Brutal trvke
>>153476267my god what a woman
>>153468462>>153468389Had a sex dream about her and ended up busting in my underwear.
>>153476266Fuck. I'm okay with this since it's just pairs. Things better return to normal by Tuesday because there's no fucking way I'm cucking myself with NBC's stream for Women's Short
>>153476267she got those chun li thighs
Good job leafs
How do we get more straight men to watch figure skating? I’m like the only one IRL that does
>>153476264No? Literally every iconic ballet is based around a main man and woman (principal roles), corps work where they're all moving in unison doesn't in classical ballets, but all those corps members want to move up in rank to soloist and principal where partnering does become importantpic rel is Swan Lake
>>153476264Men are the reason ballet exists.
>>153476373like with all athletics, less clothes and more male camera operators.
>>153476186if there is one takeaway from the epstein files is that if you raise a beautiful white daughter, sooner or later a jew will try to buy her
>>153476373show them the racoon girl
>>153476373im straight, watching it for the chicks
>>153476373Hell, I'm the only person I know that watches Olympics as a whole. None of my friends give a fuck, and the only people at work that care are the middle-aged women.
>>153476373Dawned on me this year that I've been wrong for years and its very hetero to enjoy this sport
>>153476220my queen from Beijing, Kaori is getting thigh mogged this year but I'm trying to stay loyal
these germans were pretty bussin
>>153476450good lord
you gotta yeet that woman
>>153476373Locking every major event behind Peacock and all the geoblocking on YouTube doesn't help
This German chick has some wide shoulders
>>153476433the olympics have been 6 million times more enjoyable than the NFL and college playoffs
>>153476373It would be a lot better without all the gay arm waving. We get it, you’re a homosexual, but why does every skate have to be a coming out party?
>>153476513for you
Thick thighs are a bad trait you niggers
>>153476397Those dont seem like the dancing type
>>153476500Do they make airplane noises while practicing this
>>153476373You don't want figure skating niggerified or having it invaded by dudebros who're there just to swoop up the figure skating cuties, do you?Then it remains under most people's radar. Not by chance but by choice.
>>153476264>>153476386and I guess I should mention, even young dancers starting out want to practice these roles, so they NEED a male partner for itclassical ballet structure is male and female solos, then a "pas de deux" (dance of two) which is a slow dance with the main man and woman, then a "coda", which is the man and woman again but faster
>anastasia
>>153476561
>>153476433Same. Some even seem weirdly hostile towards it
>Anastasia Vaipan-Law>heh another onenope she's actually born in Britain
bong bunda
>>153476609You like Anastasia from England, don't you?
>>153476561when did you realize you were homosexual?
>>153476386So the vast majority of people involved would be in corps work, so you still need to be the best man to play a pair?
>>153476623Yes, I'll get excited and show the medal table to my buddy, and he's all "who gives a fuck?'
>>153476627I saw her name after looking through IG and was surprised, she doesn't even really look like a slav
>>153476591yeah, looking back it wouldve been a pretty smart move to get into these sports where theres a hundred fit pretty girls and almost no competition
WTF GERMANY GOT ABSOLUTELY ROBBEDTHIS IS A HUGE SCANDAL FOR THE IOC!!
>>153476561pleb opinionit's about balance and proportiona stick bug is not interestinghuge ass titties cellulite and bbl is disgustinga touch of thickness and turgence, elegant curves with delicate silhouette is the ideal woman bodyliu is a 10/10
>>153475667I have only gooned once despite being totally obsessed but I found it unsatisfying
She definitely wasn't talking to her coach in English
Would you take a look at the cheeks on this brit whew
I got a bad feeling the BGC - Russian pair won't be qualified for the Free Skate.
We got robbed
time jor the jannies
So they qualify but do they have a different stronger dance for the next part? If they do the same dance and tricks wouldn't the score be the same?
>>153476812the next one is longer so by default you cant do the same stuff
>>153476812Free skates are 50% longer with a different program
>>153476721Levito is better in every way. Elegant proportions, delicate build. Calling her a "stick bug" is fatty cope.
>>153475974>>153476137 If you sign up for things just to get girls, chances are you're going to be bad at it and no girl wants to be with a loser
>think zamboni is a strange Italiaboo way of referring to the ice resurfacing vehicles>in the same vein that unironic weebs call chopsticks "hashi" or say "shoyu" when referring to onions sauce and that kinda shit>look it up>it's actually what they're called since they're named after the literal Italian American dude who invented themWell I'll be. Still doesn't explain why you pizzaniggas are so shit at maintaining the ice
>>153476681it depends on the company (the men I've posted are at the best ballet companies in the world), but the bar for the leading man roles is obviously much lower than for women because of the disparity, and even if you weren't good you can ask girls if they wanna practice partnering and a lot will say yes because that's what you need for the main roles that everyone eventually wants to do
>>153476373Most of the guys here seem to only care about the women, but they'll watch men's figure skating for a specific skater, like Ilia Malinin for instance.
>>153476722>unsatisfyingyeah thats means we have it bad for her, i never gooned once to my first gf either, breezed through that shit easily and i was a hormonal teenager, sometimes nature itself gives you hints>>153476561>>153476672>>153476616>>153476721harmony and face mogs everything
>>153476267Holy fuck
>>153476779sorry you aren't a rigger (french)
>>153476884Isabeau is made for hugging
>>153476884who said anything about levito? she's not bad just terribly uninteresting, cookie cutter white american
>>153476884i'm gonna go rest a bit...
>>153477037More like made for mogging (by Liu)
>>153477086Don't be bitter
>>153477047I am an obsessed schizo and I'm reading into what you're saying
>>153477064dont understand how she is so perfect
That bald 36 year old with that hot 22 year old piece of asian assim kinda jelly
>>153477225truly americani prefer the hungarian girl
Just tuned in. What did I miss?
why isn't ballet an olympic sport?
I cant believe Northernlion and K8 would betray their country to represent US after Trump threatened to annex Canada
>>153476721>liu is a 10/10bro her face is objectively like a 5.5/10 what the fuck lmao
I want Deanna to do well because I'm old
>>153477260whats the purpose of the kids?i remember back in the days they had them to collect all the flowers that were thrown into the rink
>>153477271wrong
>>153477225
They should all dance at once.
>>153476582Yeah that makes sense. Sucks that /fs/ only exists during the Winter Olympics. There are so many competitions every yearBut it’s probably because of what this anon said >>153476512
>>153477313That's what I've seen them do although it seems like people are mostly throwing stuffed animals and stuff instead
Kam has some pretty nice Kams if you catch my drift
What's that russian skating forum called?
>>153477313I assume they're still doing it but it's just not shown, since they super zoom on the skater and start instantly showing replays after the programme is done. If not, they're just sort of mascots and there to take in the atmosphere. There's a similar tradition in football.
>German commentator explains how to circumvent the geoblocking to normiesdis nigga based af
>>153477314literally perfect
>>153477366This one?https://neochan.net/fs/
>canadian woman is 42Damn
>>153477313Same thing. They collect the flowers and plushies that are thrown by the crowd
>>153477388i almost fell off my chair when i heard that
Dude is shaking that baby. Shame.
>>153477316wears her like a condom when coach is not looking
>>153477400>Danke schön
>>153477467Or this one?https://2ch.su/sp/res/3286306.html
Whats it like being bald? Baldy O'Shea
Michael Jackson deep cut
grab em by the pussy
>using pedo musicbold choice hungry
Peacock playing an ad well into the start of a performanceI hate these people so much, I need to try the VPN route instead
>>153477529>not watching the venue feedngmi
very nice
>>153477495Based snailbro
Wow Hungarians were really good
>>153477538You still get commercials on the venue feed
>>153477402hagmaxxing has got to buy us a point or two with the judges
is the start order in order of routine difficulty?
Was that Jeff Goldblum?
>>153477538I'm on the venue feed so maybe the ads aren't consistent
>>153477564Yes
First all green box performance!
>>153477564Probably. He was at the last figure skating event.
>hungary>both skaters are russianit never stops.
>>153477564he was there when malinin ate shit
>>153477313Just in case a migrant has a sexual emergency
Wtf i love hungary now
>>153477529I have been watching multi view. You can skip every ad by clicking any stream then clicking back. The ads are egregious.
Now that is a nice ass
>>153477560I think it’s by the overall scores they’ve had all year in other competitions
>>153477589maybe spend less time on /pol/ if thats where your mind went to
>>153477586Hungarians came from the Urals so we get a pass
that girl works out
Women wearing pants instead of skirt should be dq'd
very nice bunda on this lass
This girl has a sex body god damn
What was the yellow for?
>>153477586Yeah this should be patched. It’s literal ban evasion and I’m tired of it
Venue feed and NBC are showing different camera angles
>>153477314/mu/ resident hereI have only discovered how beautiful figure skating is in the past week, I am stunned by the gestures of grace and beauty these athletes show.I have been writing a song dedicated to Alysa, the music is done, I just have to finish the words. I hope to share it with you before the games are up!
I feel so cultured watching this
>>153477712i hope its not some AI slop
>>153477700Do Olympic jannys do it for free?
>>153477712Kill yourself you fucking fake fan if you didn’t know who she was until now
usually when a female skater skews a little too muscular they wear a layer. why did this italian stacy disregard the practice?
>>153477712based you should post it on social media and tag her she often reposts fan edits and stuff
>>153477712i will listen
>>153477749 He said he started watching this past week, learn to read
Wouldn't mind her putting me in a rear naked choke
>>153477712basassimo
WMAF time
How was that a 5? I thought it was at least a 2 or 3
>>153477749>literally said he just started watching this week>fake fanlol
>>153477658good point norway
>>153476779the performance lacked finesse, and the skating quality was subpar. it takes more than crashing to win at the olympics mein friend.
>>153470864w-what did she mean by this
>>153477269guy that NL posts on 4chan cause he's banned in NL chat for 4chan posting+2
>>153477712Sounds very gay>>153477777Wasted
14 year age gap kino is on
I want to manhandle this asian chick so bad
>>153477820yeah, heres what it takes
Bro Hes tossing her like nothing
ΜΟUNT BALDIE
>shitty Hallelujah coverdropped
>>153477749>>153477808Yeah exactly what I said. Fuck everyone that only watches figure skating every 4 years.
>hand downit's over
Too cute
I hate this gay song so much fuck you cohen
>>153477314sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff growl growl growl growl growl growl growl growl bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark barkwoof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woofwoof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
>Not using the Leonard Cohen version of this song
thats not the good Hallelujah cover PLAY THE SHREK ONE THATS THE BEST ONE
>>153477880In my country it is only televised every 4 years.
>>153477915jeff buckley is the best one
>>153477891cuuuuuuuute
Amerislips
going to have to watch some wmaf to get this out of my system
That one handed spin was nice
v nice speed through that lift
The parents are not sitting next to eachother They hate each other lol
>>153477313>Gogolev always started next to the rink janny JKs while farming auraDo you think he's....on the list?....
based bald mongler
first time watching pairs. can they send crazy synchronized quads or is it capped?
>>153477932and it's not even closehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8AWFf7EAc4
>>153477737No, it's kind of like a jazz guitar thing.>>153477777checked. Also, I think I'd be embarrassed, the words I have so far among my best, but are far too honest an expression, and [spoiler]I have a girlfriend and that would not play well[/spoiler]. If it somehow made it to her without me being involved, that's fine.
Imagine the smell (of their bedroom after this)
zesty and bald
He gives bald men like me hopeThink I can make it as a figure skater in the next Olympics
>>153477908rights issue probably
>>153477979can women even pull off quads, i feel like theyre not strong enough
>>153477974gosh, he cute
>>153477908They chose the lesbo version as penance for being straight
>>153478004I believe in you anon but dont be mad if you fall and I laugh
Granny time
The lack of webms is worrying...
Do you think he's tapping that fat Japanese-Chinese-Hawaiian ass?
how will Canada cheat in pairs skating bros?
Dang just ONE biffed landing it wasn't even a fall just a little bad this Olympics figure skating sucks.
>>153478117i hope so
uh oh cheatnada
>>153477833don't think too much about it ...just embrace the void
FUCK YEAH CARMINA BURANA
Hags also deserve love
KWAB
raked
>canadrops
the rake always arrives.
GASP, HOW COULD THAT HAVE HAPPENED?!
He dropped that old lady
DAY OF THE RAKE COMETH AGAIN
Busted Leaf
i feel bad for her but want to laugh at canada
>>153477777quints mean she has to answer
That's so sad :'(
Where are all of you newfags coming from? Sure there's women this time around, but none of you were here during ice dance earlier last week
wtf
her ass hitting the ass was perfectly timed to a cymbol crash
They let it slip
That move is called the leafblower
This is their punishment for curling cheating. Zero golds for Canada. The gods have decided.
>>153478241its sunday
aww, she's about to cry
Oh, well
TRAGIC
shouldn't have cheated at curling
>>153477833>>153478148Don't fall for the trap!>>153478241I was lurking
any stream bros?
>>153478244hitting the ice I mean lel
Wait how old is this bitch?
Did I hear that right. She was retired for 16 years and came back 2 years ago at the age of 40?
Guys don’t make fun of them please she just got out of the hospital so she could be hurt
>>15347827642
>>153478241It's Sunday retard, More people are at home.
>>153478241>DanceSounds faggy
>>153477979Quads are already rare among women's singles, I don't think it's ever been done in pairs (quad throws have though)
>tfw no milf gf
>watch her blade not get a secure footingitalian refrigeration systems, our response?
>>153478241Ice Dance is boring
Pretty sure he dropped her past the hogline
I feel bad for her
Christ, she's a relic by skating standards. Did he bump her off balance as she landed with his boot?
shes cute
>>153478283at least she didnt compete with a torn acl
Never heard Johny and Tara react so hard to a fall during these Olympics till now
>>153478253They already have one from moguls, but they should be stripped of that one.
>>153478290She should have learnt her lesson then, figure skating is a cunny sport
>>153478325kek
I hope I can look as good as these people at their age.
>>153478283I mean you don’t really have to worry about your ankles making the jumps if some guy is throwing you so it makes sense in pairs
cursed ice
>>153478279how i display my waifu
>>153478231It would be an honor for sure. I hope to have the words done by Tuesday, but I won't rush them.
>>153478279You need the part where he lowers her because it's the most velvet drop I've ever seen.
thats so sad
does sara conti look a little like sara bareilles
Japanese guys got one eye on the girl, another on the ice
They fucking rigged the ice again. Fuck Italians.
devastatingcommentators aghast at how it even happenedCanada just keeps taking Ls
>>153478325And ended her career with legs spread apart moaning
ARE THERE MORE AMERICANS?
Need more WMAF pairs
>>153478330She gives them hope. And Johnny is obsessed with her dress (relatable).
>>153478283Damn and niggas think its over at 25
>>153478283Funny thing is I just googled out of curiosity before this who the oldest figure skater to win gold was, and it happened to be her. Winning gold at the world championships in 2024
>>153478395no
>>153478363I was thinking Cristin Milioti.
>>153478374This wasn't that bad I was hoping for bonecrunching hip replacement but not oops I kinda dropped.>>153478382This has ended many a womans career but also started plenty as well.
>>153478279should have worn a thong
>>15347840335*
>>153478374I think it's on him, he rushes the exit and runs into her. Trips her and basically pushes her over.
>>153478337she won the world championship at 40
I have only eaten 1 fastelavens bolle today, and now om drinking hard liquor, I'm not gonna make it bros :(
>>153478406based thanks for answer anon.
>>153478433HER NAME IS ΧΡΙΣΤΙΝΑ ΜΗΛΙΩΤΗΣ
>>153470864 >I'd like to kiss and cry with you DON'T LIE TO ME
>>153478438it costs them 5+ points, they're in 10th (for now) instead of sniffing the podium
More like BMAF (Bald Male, Asian Female)
>>153478363>>153478433I thought that was the dropped leaf nvm
>>153478433was thinking the same thing
>>153478476>(for now)Never a more ominous parenthetical
>>153478337fucking retard
>>153478374lmao
that's why you don't hagmax.I actually think she looks pretty great for 42.
>NBA All Star Game after this what percentage of people watching this are going to switch to the apehoop no defense game?
>>153478503>plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap get pregnant plap plap plap
>>153478457>I know someone who died whilst wearing a seatbelt so they clearly don't workAnd everyone knows only the Olympics matter
>>153478477As nature intended
>>153478538probably more than those filled seats lol
>>153478538figure skating is for white ephebephiles there is no crossover
>>153478520>t. roastie
>four more russians in this group
>>153478503Ted was so lucky...
>>153478538Didn't it already happen? I don't watch the modern NBA anyway, but just saw that the All Star game was a super empty arena, as all NBA games should be
>>153478538I stopped watching that shite in 2019
>>153478548No they don’t, tourist.
>Before 2022, Stellato-Dudek said that her goal was to compete at the 2026 Winter Olympics, joking, "I'm already too old to be doing this, so I can be too old in six years, too. So what's the difference?"Rip
>>153478595no yeesterday was the dunk contest and shit like that today is the actual game
>>153478538NBA is literally the lowest IQ league of all the major American sports so probably none
Why haven't we copyrighted skateboarding to Bolero
>>153478241Go back to plebbit. Nobody cares. I'm here just for Alysa and the other cuties.
Stop skate with Boléro!It gives flashbacks to Kami!
that woman is like 1.80 or something
>>153478625For me it's Nick Baumgartner winning his first and only medal at age 40 and coming back to finish in like 7th place this year.
tfw no georgian waifu to skate with
Metelkina's waist is so tiny, wish she was wearing a skirt instead of those stupid bell bottom tights
>>153478538>NBAmy favorite skater listens to Lana del Rey and calls herself "Ice Princess" unironically, do you think a lot of us are interested in watching negro ball?we have mne's hockey for non ghetto sports to watch
>>153478618Cope seethe dilate etc
>>153478627goyslop contest and goyslop game
>less skaters doing flaming homosexual shit>immediately not quite as entertainingIs zestiness the essence of this sport?
is that what an average georgian man looks like at 23?
i don't like her hair, but i like their mortal kombat gala
>>153478689that was the point nigga, Italian man Mike Tirico was saying the all star game was immediately on NBC after this, I thought it was funny
>>153478702100%
75 points
lawdd..
Nice save for the botched throw
I am thinking these judges are sus.
>>153478756you cant be serious
Riku is pure sexo
NIPPLE ALERT
was just playing this on classical guitar, ive been trying to learn that style
Georgian women are so hot and nobody ever talks about it
>>153478702They need to add another event with only guys like Carrillo, Brown, Aymoz
I want a feisty Italian woman to ruin what's barely left of my life.
>>153478805this looks like my cousin Gino.
He's gonna snif his hand when they're done
has there ever been a pair consisting of a tiny man and a hulk of a woman?
>>153478752>Hisssssssss
Anyone know what that song was?
fucking hell that assthey killed it though
i want to sleep on her behind like it was a pillow
Wow the Italians are really good looking
>>153478871The Wild Bull, Concerto de Espana
>>153478702bonjour
>letting another man dance with your girlkek what a cuck
Hnnggg
Erect Napples
>>153478702pretty much yeah if the partner isnt zesty he is just a stand in to showcase the dame's talent
Why did they ignore that old man coach lmao.
>>153478845
>>153478904>assmogs herkino
>>153478907That's a man
>>153478897Cheers
>>153478871it was a medley, but main piece was:asturias - isaac albeniz
6th? literally how FRENCH JUDGING IS IN
>>153478907>>153478915But it's not cold enough for the ice to freeze how could this have happened?
this commentator lives her life one short-bus at a time.
>>153478906The Italians were married and divorced 2 years ago but they’re still skating together
>lifts in modern day skating is just women showing off their vulva.Damn, i love georgia now.Also, who do you think is hotter, skaters or luge girlsLuge girls>very well muscled >huge hips>massive buttocks>probably handles pregnancy wellSkater>light>airy>knows how to do make up>when impregnated the belly looks super huge because the women are so smallIm liking these girls, but boy do those butts in the luge women are practically animal instinct to breed tier
>>153478907>>153478915yum
Now that Japanese is kawai
>>153478642Hockey players literally punch each other in the face as a matter of course.NBA is highest IQ, someone figured out a way to make genetic freaks millionaires with a lower rate of catastrophic injury than its main rival and a job that basically extends the lifespan of their overworked hearts by a good 5-10 years.
>>153478972They're in a cuck-off.
This Italian guy is crazy pale.
It's over
>Japanese dude has been bullied all his life for being crosseyedSad
>>153478972That's even worse>>153478955Grazie
Choke?
>that dismount
>>153479006his hope and optimismgone
>>153478974the butts on those luge/skeleton girls are out of control, like watching it you go feral
>>153478974>>when impregnated the belly looks super huge because the women are so smallhot
Owari da
I love the move where they throw the girl spinning, it looks cool as fuck
>Paint it Black>Paint it Black, Japan
>>153478999The fighting in hockey is just for show, its expected from them so they do it. They don't literally get mad at each other
HE YEETED HER
>>153471744This pair is not even qualified for the Free Skate, it's so over.
watch these two shitters get 70+
shamefur
shamefur disupuray
riku has the body of 10yo
>Paint it black is about the loss of a loved oneNot it isn't. Its the Vietnam War theme song. What is this commentator smoking.
bro got dizzy
he was contemplating suddoku at the end
Is he having an asthma attack?
>>153478999the only high IQ people in the NBA are the slave owners
has anyone not fucked up?
that was still pretty good right?
>>153479051how many points is ass jiggling on the landing worth?
>>153479103yeah, the last 2 pairs
>>153479039If they're punching hard enough to lose teeth, they're punching hard enough to do brain damage. Literally low IQ.
>>153478974Skaters
>>153478904If she wasn't female and had an ass, all eyes would be on him/
>>153479090Based retard
>>153479051 Kino
>coach has to pull him back from the brinkgrim
>>153479128I would legitimately feel bad for making eye contact with her if I ever did that to her.
damn i was rooting for japan
>>153479111yes you could tell by their despondent faces and desire to commit suicide
>>153479131That's a Daki.
So the nips fucked it?
let's keep this man away from sharp objects tonight...
>>153479060Yeah, the fix is in.
Put him on suicide watch
Is fucking Howard Stern commentating?
bleak
Bro is acting like he lost.
>>153479051
>>153479177there was exposed nips? what did I miss
>>153479177yep
Is it really impressive or fair if your partner is 4'9 and probably the shortest woman competing?
>>153479197they went from favorites to gold to having to fight for the podium. it's effectively a loss.
>nikita volodin another russkian who got citizenship 5 months ago and by the so called protectors of evropa
>>1534791114 points under their team score, hardly men-tier but that's gotta be rough after killing it before
>>153478774Am I wrong?
>>153479051woah I thought they all had to wear tights
>>153479197Easy first place if he didnt fuck that lift
>>153479200takes a millenial girl to bring some spice to this competition
>>153479201no they're just erect due to the sexual tension>>153478907>>153478915oh wait you meant the japan nips yeah they didn't fly so good
>>153479051>>153479200that looks like it's painted on
uh oh Germany firing on all cylinders
>>153479101>Thinking this after knowing about Sterling as an owner>Thinking this after Sterling was forced out
>>153478833be careful what you wish for
GROẞARTIG
>>153479246well, they can't all be winners
guys, this could be good
DEUTSCHBROS
>>153479131would love to know what russians think about the raging gay madonna routine
>>153479200thought that was a shadow at first lol i will never have sex
what a chad
I liked them
>>153479279you should be ashamed for betraying europe
Well done Germany
Minus points for chest hair
Germankino
>>153479307what? the guy is german as of... august... 25
They were good. 1st place for sure.
>>153479258She is unironically the most beautiful woman to exist since Grace Kelly. I don't think she's coming back.
>>153479287Never post these two in my thread again.
The 360 matrix bullet time recap is cool.
>>153479164What was she reading?
Germans killed it
>>153479240Probably flattened tight under translucent pantyhose.
>>153479217This chick is the female version of that one German rowboating Olympian dude. The textbook definition of a perfect, beautiful, elegant blonde.
>>153479274They let him in and let him stay until the stuff came out. And then the players made them cut him loose. It's merely a coincidence NBA owners are owners, has nothing to do with intelligence.
