Mixed Team Snowboard Crosshttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/sbd/xt/x/bxt---------------/qfnl/--------/result>13:45 CET - Mixed Team Snowboard Cross Quarterfinals>14:15 CET - Mixed Team Snowboard Cross Semifinals>14:35 CET - Mixed Team Snowboard Cross
what's this about then
LIVELIVE
UNC spotted
Oh, French frog girl is back
>france got 3 team
>>153466432think its like a relay first person reaches the line then the second can go
>>153466445No it's the combined times of the man's and woman's races.
my wife
>>153466445oh nevermind its based on time gaps
>>153466442Watch us get no medals
>>153466456oh that's lame, i wanted mixed gender murderboard
some women didn't even finish the run in singles event. what happen then if they go first?
Are >we going to choke again?
is based unc baumgartner in?
ILOVEMYWIFE
L. Bozo living up to the name
>>153466472Actually I was wrong, the women have their starts delayed by the man's losing margin.
It’s not combined times it’s delayed start. So first run placement doesn’t matter just your gap.
FIRST WIPE
YANKS ON THEIR ARSES
kwab
Lea Casta is my girlfriend and wife.
It comes down to unc...
>win race>fall on a turn
amerislips
>>153466493Yep, he's on QF 3
>women
>>153466526this but also the mother of our children
Usa what a stinker
>>153466495VGH the bank of china
>>153466556are the pepes in today too?
did anon read the snowboard cross smut from the previous thread
Wasn't as good as the name suggested.
>>153466556
>>153466567banned as an alt-right political statement
CAM ON BONGS BOARD SAM FACKIN SNOW
This is honestly a fucking retarded event. The men's run is useless, it's not like the gap is big enough to matter for the women's race.
our guy is fucking shit
Cam on Bankes
grondin is really good huh
They should team up to take out the Austrians
>>153466601On the other hand they should have more snowboard cross events.
>>153466609he lost gold by like 0.2 seconds
BASED BANKSEY
LETS GO INGERLANDS!
damn shes fast
AUSSIE
>men's winners both losethe future IS female
>>153466605>saved by womanmeanwhile, our woman
Australia's Banks what a ride!
Women carrying Britain and Australia kek
Men's run is literally useless
Thanks, unc.>Australia #2Countries can have two entries? Nice.nvm, lol
>mixed team snowboard crossits like all meme categories combined into one
why are the best snowboarders all ginger?
>>153466652They should get curling brooms to smooth out the snow ahead of them.
boomerbros....it is timeone last ride
>Dusek and Grondin outlol
>>153466655they got that dawg in them
Nightingale's a nice name.
why didn't austria field their gold medal guy instead of bronze
>>153466666checked
CMON UNC
>>153466672he said he was injured
unc bros our time is nowthe future is uncage is just a number
The order should be opposite. Women reaction time is too slow for a gap to even matter.
CAM ON NICK
if baumgartner falls he will break every bone
old men, coming in fourth
We are fucked lmao
Women skill gap just fucks all the guys over
This moioli slag is elite at comebacks
frenchfalls?
oooof
daytime events have no aura
>Just jump on them to kill all their speedUh, refs?!
gee france how come the IOC lets you have three teams
>>153466686Guys having a gap means there's no race. Zzzz.
the cheeky aussie
lol fucked frogs
>Adam Lambert
austrian?
lol sucked in
>>153466793We created the IOC
wtf teh aussie ladies are carrying their team
>>153466793apparently just to suffer
um based?
Baff mogging, go on luv
>Tow management: The Event
>>153466815jejI've actually watch this guy in concert, my parents are huge fan of queen.
my wife is so cute!
I just know we'll have 0 (zero) team in final.
Jeesus our teams still didn't get the memo : get the drag in the last corner.
>Australian guy is World #1 (apparently had a fall in his singles)>Girl is olympic championSeems this sport is pretty amazing.
do you think Baff took Adam Lambert's virginity?
Why is bbc cutting away when we're about to race a semi final
>>153466907They know what's going to happen.
>>153466925Nonsense we need a medal here to get back above Canada where we belong
>World Number 1 is a fat cunt barely any faster than anyone elseDo we still win this?
GANGAM STYLE
>>153466959The fat riders are always the fastest.t. played snowboarding video games.
>>153466949Yeah 1 gold is Povvo-tier, literally on par with Brazil and Kazahkstan
>>153466907we leave coverage of %live_event now to reunite with Aga Noggadudu reading from her iPad in the CGI studio
aussie cunts gonna win another extreme sports medal?
redemption for L Bozo?
>>153467007Be a choke if we don't desu.
>>153467013hopefully no swedes are watching
Baff has to carry AGAIN
oh I thought they were gonna review and give them an auto pass
HUGE HUW
>guy gets shoved over>nothing>guy falls over>pare disqualifiedfunny sport
Good stuff nighty come on bankesy>fucking around with a screwdriver at this late stage
>>153467037this isn't her it's clift
frankly it would be easier to support team GB here if they had an attractive woman rider
How is our guy the Number 1? He scraped the previous one and got belted here
GO FROGGY
There was a 20 minute break. Disqualify GB.
i love my froggy wife
>>153467055Bankes is a solid 9/10 in birmingham
what the fuck how is banks so fast
YES GO ON
>Not even commenting on crashes and no startsWho are these commentators?
>>153467059there are two australian teams
>>153466907its shocking how dogshit the bbc is
>>153467007>sportThis is pure entertainment
>>153467114Oh yeah whoops
Aussie girl was let down by unc. Imagine giving up 1.5 seconds.
Bankes redemption arc Will she FINALLY get a medal
>>153467152L Bozo redemption arc
>>153467055Blimey you werent lying
this is stupidit should be a real relay where the gates open when they cross the finish lineor at least with hitting a buttlon like in luge relays
You now remember Alex "Dead from spearfishing accident" Pullin
>>153467196sort of woman who's attracted to a sport where you wear a helmet and mask
I'll let brits have a medal if it mean denying australia. they've been too uppity lately
>>153467196Thats a man
>another lambert choke
the snowboards should be 8 feet long and they strap the guy and girl to it at the same time. real mixed doubles
AUS bros?
um...
Absolute fat cunt
Clutch up Baff
deutschbros?
baff will carry
unfortunately that might not be enough to stop josie
>>153467201That would make it more exciting.
welp...
>>153467196a few bad moves and she's a homeless drug addict
Josie baff more like Josie SPAFF
wtf, our guys suck.>#1 world>Finish a mile behind
Wtf there's an ad on French TV
classic france
>italian magnets
spaghetti girl is so clutch
>>153467289they did that intentionally to save face
Why did our girls start late both times?
there's so much gap in the ladies race. the men race is pretty much meaningless
EnglandAustraliaSpawn(frogs)Yermany
>>153467292We are best starters which is the worst fucking thing on this run
>>153467312They start based on the guys time.>Man finishes first, his girl starts first>Man finishes 0.42 seconds behind, his girl starts 0.42 after the first girl
>>153467317Oh no its Italy>spice (east)
>>153467328Ah okI say again: fat cunt
baff and moiloi seem like the real contender here
we need this gold to get into the top 10
race the snowmobiles down the course
Italy once again turning on the embedded mountain magnets for their own athletes. Makes you sick so it does.
CAM ON ENGLANDSNOW SOME BOARDS
>>153467373beggar mentality
is froggy in the big final or small final
>>153467445big
hon hon hon le poo poo niggeurs
>>153467457bordering on racism, this
Might as well get Jarryd Hayne to race this
Holy fuck he is shit
What if everyone in the small and big finals wipes out? Do they just not give out medals for this one?
easy medal for my frogfu
watch clift do magic
>+3.23t-thanks
why is there a small final when there are 4 teams in the main final already? won't third place get bronze?
>>153467543More racing is fun
>Race for 5th Why would you even bother
So close! Apart from Australia lol
man fuck
>>153467562you can make this same post about the big final (Australia will win by a lot)
Big final time pls pls pls win
Honestly it's impossible to lead and win on this poor slope, no jumps, only follow and get the drag.
if he's so injured and out of practice why did they let him compete?
>>153467593he finished 21 in the singles kek
>>153467543Possible for mass disqualifications.
bit too white this final desu
>>153467591bong commentators saying they've only seen one run where the leader kept the lead the whole race
REDEMPTION FOR L BOZO
KekFrench guy just said, "I look like an asshole"
huw better not fuck this
praying for the cutest girl in the world!
wait i thought we failed to qualify
>>153467687your woman carried
kek australia
kill australian men wtf
>australislips
Couldnt even let baff carry
oof
Australia lul
LAMBERT FUCKED IT
Josie aint gonna carry that smdhCMON BOZO
FUCK
just jump over the gate, you moronsit's not that hard
>>153467581Oh no no no
what a dumb fucking sport
GO FROGGY GO
Could bradbury it tho lmao
>>153467581
Pare got disqualified for this btw
>>153467581That didn't age well kek
cam on bankes
>>153467743it's the only real proper snowboard race without any gay tricks involved
Solid from HuwCome on Charlotte
karma for you faggots keep clowning on us when you stole the mogul medal
fucking hell the frog is fast
What the fuck is this dumbass bullshit? They already did snowboard cross for both genders, now we’re doing something called “mixed”? What the fuck is that? Goddamn we really don’t need five variations of every event
L BOZO
get the fuck in!
GET FUCKED FRENCHIE
there should be a flaming hoop with a long pipe you can grind to skip a few turns
what a fucking move
At least fwog got some hardware
Holy choke frenchies
YYYYEE3EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS FUXKING COME ONNNNN
BOZO STILL L
this track is so slow that you win from draftingabsolute garbage trash retarded italians
>>153467765Which is perfect for whoever is behind
>>153467772>
What a choke.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
team gb, the snowboard stalwarts
>L BOZO gets loser medalkekGB>Canada
>>153467808>Viper suffering from success
>>153467799The only choke was getting 1st in first runIt was over from here
DQ britain for fielding 2 men
fluke winners
funny how none of the men here made the big final in their own events but some of the women did
unreal race for GBcongrats!
GOLD BRITAIN GSTKSTK
that girl from Britain is too good
Casta's butt too big, easy to slipstream
Fair result. Our guys didn't deserve a medal (or to live).
>>153467772It's what they do so the hosting nation can stat pad
>>153467819>he did not even win the mixed 5x375m back butterfly event
Crazy that these retards didn't work on the strat at all after all the failures in the individual. It's totally useless to go fast and be first at the start.
YAAAAAAY AN AWARD SOMEONE ELSE WON That's about all Englel has nowadays
we should have ran some ftm trannies in the mens place
>>153467746Canada Bradbury'd the double moguls. The lucky olympic miracle has already happened.
>>153467830L bronzo
goes to show how badly Charlotte choked the women's singlesbodied the competition there
Didn't I say the fat cunt would cost us?
First time in history GB have more than 1 (one) gold at a winter olympics
Good thing the aussies here taking the loss well, not like them to be bitter
>>153467863will you add 75 new swimming events in LA
Charlotte won it, Huw didn't fuck it.
>>153467911they shouldn't have been so smug
>>153467930we knew the men would fuck it up for us.
>>153467950it was a fluke
>>153467911?Not sure if this is serious or sarcastic.
>>153467876>we should have ran some ftm trannies in the mens placeIt's a bit of an illusion.Our ladies are strong compared to other ladies, but they'd still get destroyed by any male competitor.That's what makes the mixed events interesting.
>>153467907We have more golds than Canada lol
>>153467950The guy is the World Number #1.He just needed to finish within 1-1.5 seconds and our girl would've caught up and been in the fight.All this shows is that the world rankings are complete memes. Those young French riders seemed the fasted from the singles competition.
>>153467993Who doesn't
>>153468005China
Gold, only right. James Bond did invent snowboarding after allGlad frogfu leaves here with a medal
>>153467911The boys have got a bit to answer for desu.Gz on the gold GB, despite fielding 2 blokes, we dont stay bitter, unlike the canadians>>153468005China, lol, lmao even
>>153467867you're right obv. funniest thing was that Banks just checked herself at the start to make absolutely sure she didn't go into the lead at the top of the hill lol. your bunch were tactically inept there
>>153467993Bongs: shit winters and no ski resorts.Leafs: no fucking excuse.
>>153467993The lesser Commonwealth countries need to know their place
>>153468002he was doing fine in the final run until he got a weird landing and so tried to cut a corner really tight to make up for it and collided
>>153468021>>153468039China has Eileen Gu's gold coming.New Zealand are going to win a snowboarding medal soon so they'll pull up to Canada as well.
>>153468095leafs have a gorrilion jeets on welfare o algo
>>153468112>he got a weird landingSkill issue or Italian snow?
>>153467993>canada's only gold is in a >judged sport they have 0 golds
she took off the pepes?
Did banked cheat by being so short? Less air resistance innit.
>>153468180threw them into the crowd and I caught them (with my mouth)
happy with that
HATS OFF FOR THE KING!
Happy for her. She had the right mentality unlike the 'focusing on me men'al 'elf livin me best life' sort
big grats GB ya done did it again
>>153467581So close! Apart from Australia lol
>2 (two) goldsbloody hell, we're usually happy with a bronze
By order of medals:>australia>czech republic>slovenia>united kingdom>canada
Wtf Charlotte Bankes was French. Fucking traitor.
>>153468180Wise, the stoat might eat him
>>153468333from memory we've taken a gold every year since at least 2010
