The Great American RaceBroadcast starts now on FoxGreen Flag at 2:13 PM EasternStarting grid:>Row 1: Busch - Briscoe>Row 2: Logano - Elliott>Row 3: Blaney - Hocevar>Row 4: A. Dillon - Larson>Row 5: Keselowski - McDowell>Row 6: Nemechek - Bell>Row 7: van Gisbergen - Berry>Row 8: Suarez - Stenhouse>Row 9: Mears - Gilliland>Row 10: Preece - Gibbs>Row 11: Bowman - Hamlin>Row 12: Custer - Jones>Row 13: Gragson - Reddick>Row 14: Wallace - Herbst>Row 15: Heim - Z. Smith>Row 16: Johnson - Zilisch>Row 17: Ware - T. Dillon>Row 18: Allmendinger - Cindric>Row 19: Chastain - McLeod>Row 20: Byron - Allgaier>Row 21: BuescherStreams: dd12, aceztrims
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY LETS GO RACING!!!!!!!
let's gooooooooooooo
im so excited to watch turnleft again bros, i fucking love this sport
also can someone QRD me on the new points system
>>153470529>>153470534Hey, we've got Hungary and Estonia! Great to have you hear racing with us!
Brad Keselowski will win this race
Official winner roll!
Heard Bad Bunny will be performing
>>153470587No more "win and in" format. You have to finish in the top 16 to make it into the Chase playoffs. Also winning a race gets you 55 points now, so winning means a lot more. It's more like they used to do it, which is way way better.
Yay. Miranda Lambert.
>>153470703sadly, he is here in buenos aires
>>153470587Top 16 drivers in standings after 26 races qualify for the chase. No "win-and-in". Points are reset for the 16 contenders. The champion is determined by total points accumulated over the final 10 races. A race win is now worth 55 points, increased from 40. nascar.com/news-media/2026/01/12/the-chase-101-how-nascars-new-championship-format-works/
>>153470605cheers, frenSunday 8pm CET is peak euro comfy time for motor racingmake this half as exciting as the Bathurst 12h was and this will be a great weekend>>153470691rollin for SVG
>>153470703They should have him perform at Talladega. Can you fucking imagine lmao
>>153470737>>153470715very cool, thanks for the explanation frens
btw, wasn't nascar mc fucking crashing and burning?
>>153470732My condolences.
>>153470856They tried the go woke shit some years back. It turned out that Southern and Midwestern racing fans aren't too into that, so they ended up ditching it.
nth for Kyle "hey, nigger" Larson
Who's waving the flag to start?
There it is
>>153471063Bart Simpson
After many months of not using it, I've just realised that wearechecking does not exist anymore, at least not at its previous address.Do you guys know if it relocated somewhere else or is there a similar alternative?
>>153471027bvsed
>>153471063Who's doing the halftime show?
>>153470481the number 7 will bring luck, we will do it tonight Berrybros
Digits and nascar folds at the end of the season
My pick for today is Ross ChastainTop 5 picks1124269
>>153471205Do you have Acez?
Will there be a lap 16 tribute for the Biff?
>>153471205This is also handy.
>>153470929I meant the charter system thingwhat isn't woke these days?
>>153471205No, I'm relying on ace and tim. I'm sure anons are gatekeeping other alternatives, but that's fine by me, some sites really shouldn't compromise with growth at all.
>>153471399how do I access this?, it gives me a 403
>>153471439streams are right in the op
Green flag is like 2 hours away?
>>153471439Bookmark this glossary, it's frequently updated. fmhy.net/video#live-sports
use https://dtmf21.b-cdn.net/docx/master.m3u8This is a DD12 direct link for players like VLC
>>153471446Weird. I think it's region blocked. I can connect from the US and Germany, but not Argentina. Do you have Urban VPN? It's a """free""" browser extension.
>>153471538Pro grade
>>153471572don't worry, we had a ban round last weekend, protonvpn surely worksI don't need it, it just that I save every single free stream I cross paths with
>>153471356>>153471399I didn't know those, thanks.>>153471439What's tim? Seems like acez is working fine for the moment but it's good to have a plan B.Man, WAC spoiled me so much that i stopped keeping tabs on all alternatives
>>153471739Check this based anon's reply >>153471495, tim's in there.
>>153471739DO NOT type out the acez url or even most of it. It will get you banned for three days automatically.
Is it rained out or should I get out of bed?
>>153471797No rain, but it doesn't start for a while.
STIFF FOR THE BIFF
>That hood flying off 10 meters in the air in the background of the shot
>mcflurry
>>153471937Might wanna get that checked out.
How many goon seshs till 'Tona starts?
>>153471765>>153471788Alright, thanks a lot bros
Tell your friends you love them.There may come a time you can't.
whoop whoop lets fucking go kyle busch got the zones ready
It's our year byron bros
Throw the fucking green faggots.
wonder how many hard R's willyb must have dropped in cod back in the day
JOHN HUNTER NEMETOAD for the win
>>153472518japan's favorite driver
This is my 2nd ever NASCAR season, I’m watching all the races from the 3 series this time. Started as a Hendriks fan last season in Cup because Larson, but this season I’m rooting for Rfk racing for Cup Reason is because I’m from New England and I found out New England is the land of modifieds, so I like Preece now. Ok, that is all.
Good evening frens! I'm ready for some comfy vrooms.
>>153472606Don't forget to go to your local short track to see modifieds in person
>>153472498Someone could theoretically get every nascar driver cancelled and suspended at once by just screenshotting who they follow on Instagram.
>>153472656I think I just might do that this summer
>>153471217See >>153470703
>>153472606I honestly thought dirt track racing would be illegal in NE. something about emissions and then using ordinances to shut them down. My cousins race modified. One was one of the national champions last year. 40k from just that.
This Bert guy is always popping up
>>153472498Gragson strikes me as the kinda guy that'd do it constantly and forgot he ever did it.
>>153472726He's talking about pavement. There are a few irrelevant dirt ovals in New England though.
>>153472656so many memories. making out with rural trash as a teenager a county away.
>meal is ready>beer is cold and ready>/turnleft/ Daytona500 is onYep, this is a good evening and weekend closureKANPAI~
>>153472894based>bacon wrapped jalapenos done>beer is going down>playing wreckfest 2>Daytona is soonits a great day.
>>153472894>>153472920>cold beers (grolsch kanon)>fried chicken as snack>pizza in the oven>turnleft soonenjoy today, anons
>>153472498why retard is such a forbidden word in the usa? in hungary (and in basically every eastern euro language) it is only mild curse and it's nowhere near the real juicy onesit's a stock toyota prius gen 1 among mustang dark horses
Does Nascar let fans fly the Rebel Flag anymore or are they still a bunch of fucking cucks?
>>153472661Outside of those who post on NASCAR reddit, no one gives a shit.
This year he began to look another year younger
>>153473017not the hard R i was referring to
why doesn't Fox livestream races on hulu like NBC/peacock and CBS/paramount? shitty ass network that should have failed if not for the simpsons
Dany Suarez is going to win this, you just watch /sp/.
>>153472920im playing wf1does wreckfest 2 finally have split screen? they were promising it for ages. Its one of the biggest own goals that none of the bugbear games had split screen, imagine how fun it would be
THE jimmie johnson
>is heckin big chungus wholesome cleetus mcfarland racing in this one?
>>153473094oh okay Im a bit mentally drained and I realized lol
>>153473098Hell yeah.
werent >we supposed to start one hour early?theres nothing going oon right now
>>153473087benjamin bellon
>>153473026Nascar needs to drop the whole Southern culture crap if it wants to increase popularity. Also flying the Confederate flag while also claiming to be a proud American is straight up retarded. However, I understand why it's a touchy subject with rednecks to be reminded that they are the descendants of traitors to the US. And they did all to preserve free labor that screwed over the entire population besides the Southern elites.
>>153473144>guy on the right wearing his headphones backwards
When Saurez realizes he won't win, he'll try to put Zilly in the wall if he's around him. He's got a tortilla chip on his shoulder this year.
i have officially moved to the couch
damn, I ate some chard ravioli last night and my intestines are about to explode
>start getting cozy>immediately goes into Hamlin's dad
>>153473190We don't do this faggotry in /tunleft/
>>153473190lol, good luck with that
>>153473228RIP
>>153473190shalom
>FAGGOT OF THE DAY ALERT>>153473190>FAGGOT OF THE DAY ALERT
Wasn't the race supposed to start right now!? Did they postpone it again?
>>153472894>6 Stella 16oz down>Three more waiting>Still a couple of pesos to buy six more>Suarez at row 8 with chances to win this >Life is good.Damn I needed this so much guys.
nnin everyone!
NGL, pretty pumped about today's race.
>>153473317no, it will start a bit after 20:00
>>153473317They moved the time earlier 1 hour, but "coverage" starts now. Which means pre-race. Everything up to now was pre-pre-race.Green flag in ~1/2 hr
>>153473190you're right, embracing extremist identity politics and alienating half the population is always a terrible business ideathe same people who demand confederate flags in nascar are the ones who cry loudest when a feminist says a movie/tv show/game is for women and not straight white men
Tom Rinaldi is one of the corniest niggas of all time.
>>153473374I see, thanks.
Denny Hamlin is going to be on fire today!
>>153473408Considering his luck as of late, this could really happen.
sky is getting pretty dark...
>>153473393have you considered that nascar is not for you, or does that hurt your little precious feelings?
>>153473393Go post that on r/nascar for 1000 updoots you limpwristed homo
>>153472894>Ate a late lunch>Gonna watch /turnleft/ with my dad>Grill some burgers at a family gathering laterGonna be a fun day.
>>153473100yes the consoles do but you can't play global multiplayer on split screen as of yet. The game is likely another year from 1.0 but its fun. typically there is about half a dozen 24 player servers full. depending on the time of day. I play with euros in the morning and burgers/leafs at night. I am driving the reddit car if you see me on there.
>>153473453Pockrass says we're good
Do i go with some mac and cheese or chicken nuggets for lunch with the race.
>>153473475>I am driving the reddit car if you see me on there.go away
Are you ready to do the Bartman?
How we feeling watermelon chads?
>mald and seethe about politics (woke retardation vs redneck retardation)>instead of cheering for kino vroomsshiggydiggy
Sitting on the hotel balcony smoking a cowboy killer after a sweaty hour long coitus sesh with Jamie Little where she thoroughly worked over my THROBBING MEMBER with her legendary MAN HANDS.
>>153473309
are there any woke NASCAR drivers
dogbless ameriga
>>153473453storms are expected about 1 hour after expected end of race. 6:30pm/18:30 EST expected storms add 6 hours for most euros.
Friendly reminder 4 wide gridlock is not good superspeedway racing
>>153473584>I got one my eyes on you boy!
ross
>>153473475They give you an infinite creation tool and virtually no moderation, and you make a Reddit car?
Shill for draftkings betting>disclosure for unlicensed gaming operatorUnlicensed sports betting lol?
>>153473595yes, i would do her (right after this anon if that is what it takes)
>>153473454The people that call others snowflake usually are the biggest snowflakes imaginable. The confederate flag is no different than the rainbow flag in that its a symbol of identity politics. Southerners are as insufferable as LGBTQWERTYBLACKLIFES AMTTER+ people when it comes identity politics. The only difference is no one calls rednecks out enough about it.
>>153473623Bubba.
>>153473526its a troll of reddit you idiot. it has a basedjack and eat bugs on the bumper.
>>153473586NASCAR is inherently Confederate and Redneck, you burger topping.
>>153473586You need to protect and gatekeep what you love. and what I love is White culture like NASCAR. NASCAR is for Whites.
>>153473503both, anon
>rick Jackson ad >Danny Hamlin feature where his dad died>Video with old people sobbing about the Daytona 500Wtf man I don't want to get sad today.
Do you faggots not have anyone in real life you can talk about politics or culture war shit with to get it off your chest? This place is becoming like reddit with this horseshit.
Hi, lads.Finally that time of the year came out.
>>153473607
>>153473675The best drivers come from out West though.
Remember when Johnson tried IndyCar lol
Go go Godzilisch!
>>153473711sybau
>>153473716
>>153473624cheers, anonthe haribo frogs died during the Bathurst 12h so i will probably eat the Happy Cola (goes well with the Daytona 500 imo)>>153473675i know and i don't give a fucki'm here for the vrooms
>>153473730Memoryholed intentionally
wood bros. bros....it's almost time!
>>153473711I am the most important person to ever exist, and thus I demand everyone in the world follow muh identity politics because (again) I am so very important
catch fence crash roll
Wasn't the start moved up an hour early? Did NASCAR change their minds at the last moment?
I went into crippling debt and lost my home wife and kids playing on Chumba Casino last race season. I'm sitting in a hotel lobby using their wifi to stream this race. Placed a bet with my last $50 on DraftKings for Denny Hamlin to win this!
>>153473808
>muh god>muh country>muh troopsHOLY FUCKING CRINGE
>>153473730He needed more time
>>153473811based and John Dalypilled
>>153473722False
>>153473811daly rules
>muh god
Yes, muh God.
>>153473640some servers are gay and will remove you if its political or a slur. Other servers don't care, some cars have the n word, anal, confederate flags, etc I'm just safe enough for anyone to not get assmad on any server
lol that bitch was drunk as fuck
>>153473831I muted immediately, is she actually singing it well?
>muHHH GOOOOD
>>153473836wake me up when the cringe is overthanks
>>153473823They never start on time. They moved it an hour early to start closer to the original time. One of many things wrong with Nascar
AMEN AND GOD BLESS AMERICA
>>153473823That's what I thought too... See>>153473374
yes muh god
Do they really have a muzzie Chaplin?
>God bless ICEBased
KURT RUSSELL SPOTTED
>Farzad Nourian typical american catholic name
USA USA USA
yes muh ameriac
Nice anthem rendition.
>>153473876The Simpsons have sucked for the last 26 years, but this is still pretty based
Dirty Jew.
>>153473896You mean Plisken
>chem trails
Goddamn Blaney's wife is so fucking sexy
I have experienced antisemitism
Post your blue squares bros
>>153473935the irony is he put it there himself
>>153473925yesno bullshit, just a clean voice
>>153473875thanks for the answer, i thought iwas going crazy
They still airing that stupid Jew ad?
>ThunderbirdsThe Blue Angels are better desu
since when was /turnleft/ full of so many complete faggots? i've tuned out in the middle of the 2023 season and only watched february daytona races since then. didn't realize how gay this place has become. is this some gay jewish nigger psyop to push nascar fans out of /turnleft/?was thinking about returning now that the chase is back, but holy shit this place is now so retarded
the wall is getting to larson's missus...
>>153473970correct
Jews are really pushing hard to get the black goyim on their side.
>>153473876lmao i thought anon was being a smartass when he said that bart simpson was waving the flag earlier
MERRICA!
>>153473972sybau
CAM ON BIG JOEY YOU GOT THIS
>>153473972>muh>identity>politics
>kyle petty doing the intro for the international broadcastnice
OFFICIAL WINNER ROLL OF THE 68TH RUNNING OF THE DAYTONA 500
>>153473958
rolling for big juan
>>153473972it's one bored faggot who has never watched a NASCAR race in his life and just trying to get some kicks on a popular thread. That's all. Ignore them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN0A0rhqTpknot sure if texas or someone else mentioned it already but theres a official goytube latam streamalso im not sure if it changed but i remember reading the >chat on duels day, some burgerclaps were watching the stream just fine
>>153473987>>153473994thank you retards for proving me right. how is israel this time of year?
>>153474003
>>153473972>"How dare people call me out for being a snowflake obsessed with identity politics!!!!"
>>153474003FUCK I'M SO SORRY GUYS
NASCAR is inherently antifascist the sport was founded upon law breaking smugglers, these were great americans
>>153474003Dalebros, this is gonna be a good day for us
>>153474002Wtf link?
>>153473623realistically speaking most of them are gonna be kinda centrist politically simply because the average American is. even the 'republican' ones would say "race doesn't matter, we're all American". the era of drivers telling negroes to step off the sidewalk is long over.
>>153474020The person you're responding to is the one shitting up the thread, none of the shit he's complaining about is even being posted. Everyone's waiting for the race
>>153474039>>153471538
>>153473970>>153473982F-16 >>>>> Hornets
>>153474034Being anti government is inherently anti communist.
>>153474003>>153474028KekMy coworker was asking me yesterday who I thought would win the 500, and I said "Probably somebody stupid, like Ty Gibbs, Tyler Reddick, or most likely Austin Dillon."
>>153474021why are >we geoblocked lmao
>>153473863>>153473640
when did Kurt Russell morph into Jesse Ventura?
>>153473892probably a Syriac/Afghani/Iranian Christian. a lot of them came over here as refugees in the 70s-80s after the Islamic revolutions.
>>153474034a Fascist would fix nascar and make them race gen 4 again with IROC expedition races.
>been shitting straight water out of my ass since i woke up this morning
>>153473972There's an "anon" who screenshots our posts to the NASCAR reddit pages so it's attracting them here.>www.reddit.com/user/Ok-Veterinarian3466/
>>153474118eat rice
>puke nogcua
>>153474118Me last week, desu. Now I've got some sorta head cold and feel like crap. I'll probably end up dozing off for most of the race.
>>153474082I did this thing where I've been shilling for a random injury law firm in Idaho.
All right, boys. I don't know anything about /turnleft/. I'm just watching it with some buddies. What driver do I go for?
orange man going to the indy 500 it seems>>153474021>>153474074that stream will expire later on, they always do that it is 1h of race then bye
>Kurt RussellUltra based
>>153474082based Thinking about recreating the Camel Car
>Puka Nacua
>POOA NACUA get this fucking Hawaiian OUT of my sport.
>>153474149whatever car color scheme you like best
breaking the law is so american but you better not get caught so you gotta go fast
>>153474118I saw chem trails in the sky and now its raining and I feel sick so it's not you
>>153474149Ty Gibbs
>>153474163That was actually my plan lel.
>>153474142>not Gruber law
Gay ass low energy command
>>153474050check this bullshit out if you are really that blind>>153473393>>153473190
>>153473722lol why do you think they call rural and small town whites out west "okies" anon? I'll give you a hint; it's not because their roots are in New Yawk
>>153474149Big Juan
>>153474093make it replicas of Gen 2 bodies with big block engines and we'll talk. >72 Plymouth with a Hemi>74 Mercury with a Boss 429>76 Laguna with an L88
PUT IT OUT>https://x.com/jeff_gluck/status/2023105661434048769?s=20
>>153474150it's fox mx, they got the rights and since no one else in latam bothered they are streaming it on jewtube, they'll likely paywall it later in the season
>>153474149Cody Ware
>>153474149/ourguy/ Kyle Larson
>>153474149Danny Suarez. I want NASCAR to go full North American.
>>153474149McDowell
>>153474164difference is in most countries the police just give up or you bribe them. Every mexican I meet in the trades brags about how they bribed the mexican police to avoid a mexican dui. They think its a good thing.
We're getting big JUAN today, right?
can someone tell me how the fuck Kyle Busch has ended up on pole
>"This is the most American thing I have done in my life"This is already starting out to become some identity politics slop.
>>153474250based
>>153474210>okiesits a world for people from Oklahoma and hasn't been used seriously in a century, I think you're talking out of your ass
>>153474149Just cheer for Wood Bros. #21 no matter who the driver may be.
>>153474267he needed the money and the local strip club is always looking for fresh talent
>>153474150>>153474244so far they officially announced they will be on youtube this year the whole season, trucks/xfinity/cupalso right now im hearing the fox deportes guys, i dont know them but i prefer the taco fox instead
>>153474250Yes. agreed. I love Mr. Kneel-at-the-grave-of-george-floyd, so based.
>>153474258in america they won't let you do that unless you are big money
>>153474230the 2007 clean air act was a disaster for all motorsports. Motorsports should of had exemptions cut out for them. from nascar, to motocross, to even snocross. a disaster.
why is michael waltrip not cancelled he was on the epstein list
Shitposters should lose interest in the thread shortly, time for the motherfuckin Tona
Its our turn suarezbros
Is he really planning on doing a full season again?
>NFLslop is over>/turnleft/ is back>/talents/ is returning with the events in June>/mlb/ just around the corner Kino has returned. Finally.
Trying to figure out what I should order lads.
>>153474326why hasnt he been deported
not official until diecast car anime poster posts
svg starting high hell yeah
>>153474297As if you believe he ate their bullshit up>In one ear out the other
>>153474315just run with E100, I don't care.
>>153474341joey looks like an eastern european porn star
>>153474305yes instead in america you get caught, find the lawyer that is the golf buddy with the judge and get it reduced to a reckless and a booze is bad class.
bought one of these at the beer store and now I wish I bought a whole 12-packmy God is it good
>hamlin lost father in housefire in late decemberinsurance job?
>>153474349What in the fuck is a pop
>>153474349Pizza and Wings looks like a good combination.
>>153473623kyle larson
What's that TO THE REAR thing ?
>>153474386welcome back anon
>>153474351>>153474386We're locked in
>>153474386Calling based
>>153474386Based Jaleco game enthusiast.
>>153474386>official
>>153474149Suarez for the meme
>>153474386exceedingly based
>>153474266yes, confirmed by digits as well>>153474386based
rolling for trackhouse 1-2-3
>>153474386Hell yeah
>>153474149Byron and Bell are the only good ones
will there be a competition caution?
>>153474003LFG
>>153474386and there it is
Bring back 22-gallon fuel cells.
Lets go racing
>>153474396They got some kind of penalty and lost their starting position. Usually changing a part after practice/qualy that you're not allowed to.
>>153474445>doesn't need to change dick trickle's namekek
>>153474445>Dick Trickle kept the samelol
>>153474276>t. did a 5 second google searchYou should have spent an extra 2 seconds and searched when the great depression happened too because it certainly hasn't been a century since they flooded the west coast.
I'm cheering for something bad to happen to the gambling degens.
dubs and berry wins
official into the stands fatal roll
The backstretch needs grass>it's dangerousracing is dangerous
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY LETSGORAAAAAAAACIIIIIIING BOOOOYYYYSSSS
Bart has chameleon eyes.
DO THE BARTMAN
SNEED
>Move race up to 1:30 to avoid rain later>Still start the race at 2:15 anyway?????
El Var
GREEN GREEN GREEN
IT BEGINShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVlcADaT94ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVlcADaT94ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVlcADaT94ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVlcADaT94ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVlcADaT94o
SNEEEEEEEEED
>>153474511wood bros we eatin good tonight
EL VAR SINSO
LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
GENTLEMEN SAVE YOUR FUEL
NASCAR!!!GO MCDOWELL
>>153474507I didnt have to search for shit, and my point stands, you're full of shitNo more (you)s though, race is going green
>nascar.com didn't even bother resetting Cody's stats
GREEN FLAG RACING!!!>fires up joint
I thought it was just a coincidence and there was a guy named Bart Simpson waving the flag, but it was actually Bart Fucking Simpson waving the flag
eat my shorts man
>>153474560
RIP DALE
>>153474571I accept your concession.
>>153474578>leads 32 laps before the season even startsGOAT
https://nascarcompanion.com/For the newfrens
>>153474592i thought the anon was memeing lol
3 FOR DALE
>IS>DALE>OKAY?
Only fags don't have three fingers up.
Raise Hell, Praise Dale.......
3
>>153474511WOOD BROS. BROS
>memecheck
if you didn't put three fingers up on lap 3, i hope you have a bad day
its over...
FUCKING ALREADY?
>repairable vehicles I sure hope so
>blowjob>case o' beers
>case of beers
CAWSHUN
SHITTER CAWSHUN
poorbros...
>>153474364snocross ran 110 octane standard 440cc stock, usually a 700cc mod. pre 2007 the exhaust of 110 mixed with oil is still my favorite smell in the world
CHEATING YODERS AT IT AGAIN
>>153474663i can't fit three fingers up my butt (+ i don't even want to), sorry
>Shitter caution
Tried to knock him into the pits
LETS GO BOYS
shoulda just let alfredo in...
wtf that's a cool bridge
>Repairable Vehicles>Wrecks
hung over drinking a beer
Is algaier okay?
>>153474721kek
>>153474663I was holding chips and dip in my hands. Dale would understand.
SVG has the fastest lap thus far. 48.010
>>153474349But why would you get the DOUBLE DEAL when it would be cheaper to get two of the Large Pizza SPECIAL?
>>153474445wasn't Dale good friends with like a third of those guys
>>153474692Don't knock it til you try it
Bristol is gonna be a bloodbath this year
>>153474728
>>153474724same, didn't drink for valentine's dinner, fucked her. played cards(rummy 500) started drinking, kept drinking as she wanted to watch netflix.
>>153474739baseddigits and he will win this race
back in my day we used to say Jeff Gordon is gay
>>153474739And Chess is dropping back like he always does from a good starting position
>>153474778>778
I do not want Josef Newgarden near my burger.
>>153474686the '100' means 100% Ethanol, it's not the octane rating. pump E85 is like 105 octane or so
Did ole boy say that the first ever NASCAR broadcast on FOX was when Dale died?
>>153474775Hee's okay iissin he
>>153474809this is correct
>>153474349Party deal for maximum snackage
PENSKECHADS WHERE WE AT
>>153474778how is that based? svg is a complete road course faggot
Byron bros... Its been months since we've won the 500... When will the suffering end?
Meme race pitting on lap 9
>>153474796Yeah he'd probably cheat to get it
>>153474724bite the dog brother
>>153474803I aint running booze through my engine, I ain't retarded.
whoever suggested timing71 in the truggs thread friday, i preciate it.
>>153474831It would be absolute leftturner humiliation
>>153474809there's an enhanced HD cut of that full race on youtube that's worth a watch.
Cody Ware in third.think he has a chance??
>Heel booty
23XI will win this race
>>153474848>but muh fuel Let em race
Ground breaking heel booty reporting
McLeod sucks. Cleet should have been in that spot
>>153474933>>153474809I agree with this, before Dale's death it was lining up to be considered one of the best 500's they ever ran. For obvious reasons its become a bit of an underrated race before the tragedy.
>mate, can i take these goddamn booties off?
>>153474957sure fucking hope not. would rather a soulless team like hendrick or jgr win than that.
kyle busch has been a disaster for the name kyle
>>153474957It’s heim time
I'm wearing my race booties, bros
peak cozy lads
>kryle
Kyle busch stuggling
>>153475018the heimman buster
Looks like staying out was a great call for Kyle.
16
>kyle busch slowing the whole field downKEK
They've have this garbage chassis long enough, they could at least give the networks a real cutaway car.
wood bros. broswe're top 10!
>>153475026Guess the sun fucked off for today, so you can still see the race. Also give your dog a head pat from me. Also KANPAI~
how is greg biffle driving I thought he died kek
>>153475026This boy gonna gonna fall asleep and have a mid race nap
how do you hold up 16 fingers?
an extra hour for ten laps
THE BOYS ARE BACK
>>153474778meme magic already decided the winner >>153474511
>>15347510310 on your hands + 6 on your feet
>>153475103with my anus of course
Just got in. What did I miss.
>>153475097And miss absolutely nothing
Are we half throttle yet
>>153475090
>>153475150Blowjob Mcleod dnf'd on lap 5
why is the thread so slow? the daytona 500 threads used to be like 5x faster than this.
>>153475160Thanks, cute doggo :3
>>153475103Binary.
>>153475103Both hands, foot, and dick.
>>153475160>Christian livestrong bracelet anon it's 2026 not 2011
WE'RE SO BACK LADShow I've missed /turnleft/
>>153475184jannies killed this site
bollocks?
>>153475184NASCAR is dead.4CHAN is dead.USI is dead.Captcha is braindead.
>>153475178>kick out alfredo for mcleod because a water line was not bent the way you wanted>mcleod's shitbox breaks 5 laps in
How's the race so far lads? Just joined
Can we talk about how much of fraud Byron is?
>>153475184I lease an electric car now, so I'm not allowed to post here anymore
>>153475184Nothing has happened yet
>>153470481I just hope Bubba crashes
>>153475184a lot of the threads got slower.We usually had 2 threads for monte in the oast years, now we barely filled one
>>153475184There’s no real racers like Cleetus in the race, so there’s no reason to post
>>153475184The faggots left to sharty
the latin commentators sucks donkey balls
>>153475249pretty standard, BJ blew a tire and collected a couple cars with minimal damage
>>153475249cawshun on lap 5some guys topped off gas windy
> Berry already 4thtrust the plan woodbros
>>153475273Based.
>>153475184Counterpoint, we have active race threads for truggs, ARCA, and Busch seriesId rather have a slightly slower thread with quality posters than what NFL gameday threads look like here
>Supercunts driver sposored by Circle K>Circle Ks in the North Carolina area used to be Kangaroo Express
Hehe period
>>153475264Your asshole must be gaping
>>153475304Sweet Sounds like the good parts are still ahead Or not happening at all
>>153475341/sp/ NFL threads are so shit these daysit's just gooners spamming instathots and mods not doing a single thing about it
Guess who's up +20 spots
>>153475184petting dogs
I know nothing How good is the guy in the Castrol car?
>>153474885moonshiners did to boost power and help escape the law.
>>153475375Cold custard
>>153475248>>mcleod'sWho now?
>>153475184Im post saving, its like you dont want to win the thread.
>>153475342How deep does this rabbithole go
>>153475388bretty good
Hugh beg
>>153475388he used to be pretty good, but now he is past his prime
>>153475388Brad K is a legend, still good but his best days are behind him. 2012 cup champ.
>>153475346Yes, but it comes with a nice tax break
>>153475388Pretty good, might be a little washed up now. Won a championship in 2012.
Wind vs Vortex, who wins?
>>153475408Gotta save post gas and tires
>>153475417>>153475422Rooting for him
GIBBS TODAY I WILL SHOW THEM
ESS VEE GEE
>>153475382blessed and dogpilled
luv me ovalsluv me draftingsimple as
>>153475471no street courseno winsimple as
>>153475459He almost killed someone at talladega 17 years ago too
>>153475459Well okay then
>>153475422And he's got a broken leg
>>153475490has it really been that long
>>153475495ya jinxed it
>>153475342>Canadian multinational operator Alimentation Couche-Tardheh
Same thing happened to Cleetus on friday
Kyle Cleetus
>Kekselowski
>>153475388https://youtu.be/AfmZPCP7JhA
>>153475486SVG bringing home Daytona would be pretty funny ngl
>>153475509Still hopeful
huh. so nascar really is better when you're stoned
Wind is a huge factor today... definitely gonna be some wind juans
How is Bubba doing? My wife's boyfriend said he might let me buy myself a Switch 2 for good behavior if I let him use the tv right now, so I haven't been able to tune in yet.
wonder how much is the wind anf how much is the aging track surface, cause there wasn't as much wind for trucks or oaps
>>153475555w i t n e s s e d
>is above freezing for the first weekend in forever>ribs on the grill>couple cold ones>nascar boys runnin in DaytonaI am healing bros
>>153475563me in the rear
>>153470481Speed is back? Holy based
S P E E D
omg i missed SPEED
>>153475615>another corpse trotted out
>SPEED coming back
>>153475341IDK about NFL, but the F1 threads are too fast to have meaningful conversations. The posters are also too brain dead for that.
>>153475569RCR loosened everything up for Kyle because its their only chance
lelgano now looks like Kane
>>153475586dry or you making a sauce?
test
B A L D
>>153475382damn a dalmatian my neighbor had a dalmatianwe used to throw plastic bottles over the fence and it would chomp them down like trash compactor cool dog
$1 chicken sandwich? Crazy
>>153475672no, this isn't a practice session. this is an actual race.
>>153475382CAN I PET THAT DAWG?!?!?!
will jimmy spencer come back on the tv???
>>153475692lel
I'm not sure saving fuel 3 wide with this wind is a good idea
>>153475669I dry rub, I don't like sauce (maybe a small dip once in awhile on a cooked rib) but I do put it out for those who like it.
>>153475685that did seem like a good deal
>>153475707no, it will be a soulless reboot, cashing out on prior goodwill
>>153475718dry rub is the patricians way of preparing ribs
>>153475692I haven't posted in turnleft in like 5 years wanted to make sure the captcha actually works before I bring 'it' back>pic semi related
>>153475718oh hell yeah. do you go hot at all?
logano
>passed out for 10 minutes with a beer can in handI think I need to stop drinking guys
>>153475782don't be a quitter, son
>>153475771Uuuuuhhhh... I take the cheeseburger slider
What would be the chances of lethality if the MX-5s ran the oval?
>>153475782got a 24 pack at 8am WHOOP WHOOP
Strategy DISASTER
>>153475782it happens, especially during race weekendsgo make some coffee
>>153475685The Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich got shrinkflated, but is the best in the business.
>>153475830>but is the best in the business.That would be Popeyes anon
>>153475702>>153475683>>153475481
>>153475782Same, but replace a beer with a half empty bag of chips
>>153475807Probably wouldn't be much different than the road course since they can't go much faster
AD almost got shoved into the wall
>>153475773I usually use a vinegar forward, light tomato, molasses based sauce full of garlic, onion, some other spices and brown sugar. I cook it thin-mid thick consistancy. I don't like it on my ribs/brisket/chicken but people do. I do like it on chicken strips though haha
So when are the cautions?
>>153475771>Elotes Don't mind if I do
>>153475853damn bro you got that old man skin going on looks like you got bit by something too.
i miss halal stream so much
>stay prayed up
>>153475782keep breaking those stereotypes, anon
Stay prayed up
>Marky Mark and Chris Pratt religious app commercial that ad would make the average terminally online shitlib burst into flames
>>153475771I'm going with the Asian wings and I'm waiting around to punch anyone in the face who orders Buffalo cauliflower.
i love this racing gents, why is turnleft so fucking awesome man
>>153475853cute
green flag pat stops!
>>153475871you know ball
>>153475909It's equal parts relaxing and high action>>153475907
>>153475852I do love Popeyes, but I stand by my statement.
woah I didn't realize noted football powerhouse Indiana had a basketball team too
>chase Elliot betraying all Chevys in the top10.>chase Elliot fans will defend this
gibbs is all over the place. he's gonna cause the BIG JUAN.
Cody's gonna push.(Brace for JUAN)
Byron into the wall
>byron
SVG!
What happened to Kryle (Busch)?
>gimmie
Why does Toyota always fuck this up.
No jimmeh
>GIMMIE
>>153475874They save them all for the end.
>johnson
Cheating Yoders...
>>153475979doofus pit strategy
>>153475944
>>153475771Gimme some of your tots.
>spinnie
>>153475905joe mazzulla uses it too you can access the Vatican Magisterium AI with free trial version
LARRY MAC WHATS GOING ON
>gimnie>>153476008>duplicate file exists
this is why boomers shouldn't be allowed to drive
>>153475951Kek there will be a movie made about the Indiana football team, but imagine the basketball team having a movie made.
wtf was that pit cycle lol
WHOOOAAAAH
what the fuck is going on with byron
>>153475909Cars going fast almost always is.The threads really help, too.I like that Castrol livery.
Who is replacing Bowman when his contract is up?
all according to keikaku byronbros
>>153476075To be fair he's in a backup
>>153476107you americans know how to make good vrooms
>>153476116rajah
>>153476116corey day, he'll be the next jj yeley/jason leffler (rip)
I have another bread ready to stick in the oven, ready to bake or wait more?
Busch kek'd himself
get fucked Toyotas
Lucky dog: Cody Ware
BAMF back up in the front!
Zanebros it's our time
nu?
Someone make a new thread, I am traveling and it keeps giving me the eternal captcha timeout
When things get interesting strategy wise the stage ends. So dumb.
Kryle got a new crew chief this year too he must be fuming.
>>153475951basically every Div1 school has a football, basketball, and baseball team.
>>153476166it's a good time to switch
>go out to the garage>bees everywhere
Next Lap:>>153476218>>153476218>>153476218
>>153476166bake itcheers
the 5 minute lock to make a new thread is insane
>>153476191we can't have strategy. we need to simplify the sport so that desirable demographics can understand the sport better.
>>153476197what happened???i was zoneing out
>>153476166Usually I would say no, but the stage break is a good point
BASED STARLINK HELPING BRING US VROOMS
>>153475883Hands dirty from woodstove, and I use them.
Ziggo is showing something about Dennys families house fire but I'm on English audio. It's weird.
>>153475782history doesn't know about QUITTERS
>James Allen Denzel (Denny) Hamlin
Newfag and I cant get a straight answer on this. Do they still get a point for leading a lap?
I wish I could turn the engine noise up loud without blasting my ears with the commentary
>>153477355get a surround sound setup then turn off or down the center channel.also you should probably be in the new thread
>>153476990They do not get a point for leading A lap. They get a point for leading the MOST laps.