Previous : >>153461756Official Schedulehttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/scheduleJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA editionCongratulations Crazy Canucks on Gold
BBC has the guy with the claw hand out presenting again
skeleton mixed team is on
Nice Kraut Webm faggot now go back to polVery conspicuously you don’t use Play of the Year So Far the legendary Breaking The Great Wall of China one of the top 3 Curling plays of the 109 years of Curling that literally made history and crushed Chinas last hope for gold. Because you hate America like some incel, well Up With ICE and up with American brooms, not long for traitors like you.
>>153471605>Congratulations Crazy Canucks on GoldWas it in an actual sport or a meme judged event?
With AI it is trivial to create a way to watch the olympics where all the 18+ female athletes are nude
they've made a skeleton event for zoomers
>>153471703I was surprised how a British woman could be this beautiful, then I learned she is half Dutch
>>153471757Freestyle skiing, lol
>>153471703she look like Adriana from the sopranos
>>153471792born in 2008
>>153471818Dutch women are extremely attractive.
>>153471818>>153471883English mother however.
>>153471881born in January of 08.
>0.05s is the minimum reaction time for the sled sports else you guessed the timing and it doesn't countinteredasting
>>153471451Perfect gigastacy Dutch PAWG. Jake Paul won
>>153471948fuck's sake. why not just say the first X metres don't count and then begin timing from point Y, rather than fucking around with reaction time calculations or whatever. basically, go at the green light, anything after point Y is on your head
what do IOC members do exactly
>>153471843Oh, so not really a gold then
>>153472053nothing. it's a fake job.
>>153471818Scandinavian and dutch vikings stole all the good looking Brit women
>>153472053Take money from gullible countries.
>>153472053children
>>153471638>>153472019that she does.
oh cool, all the skele atheletes I got to know this week in an Avengers brawl. German's will be tough. Matt Weston is good enough but Stoecker just can't put a clean run together. rooting for Flock and Tarbit
>>153472053take bribes
Why can't I pick my streams on discoverys multiview shit
>>153472076Sweden doesn't have any real golds either. At least we will have hockey
Why do hockey players fight so much, no other sports have this level of players aping out like monkeys
>>153472019We're reverting back to an aristocracy of birth. If you're born Jake Paul, you get the 10/10. Everyone else, not so much.
>>153472466its part of white culture
>>153472466*punches you*
>>153472466Nothing wrong with some aggression and toughness, it's really only a problem when someone takes it too far and goes out to injure other players, and only the absolute trashiest players do this.
>>153472466That's because they can't be trusted to do so without going too far. Most hockey players know that when the guy hits the ice, it's over.
I watched only snowboard so far...
Figure skating quals and big air mens ski in 1 hour, should make for some good webms.
>>153472466I would assume because it was always a physical sport where body checks are allowed and dirty plays were dealt with with "vigilante justice" and that became part of the game. Today, the threat of a fight still serves as a deterrent against dirty tactics
>>153472466white dudes have no chill
>>153472466It's mostly just c*nadians and r*ssians doing it.
>>153471881>there is more than 10 years gap between me and new athletsI'm still not unc, r-r-right???
>>153472019>>153472144I'm so annoyed at how ugly Jake Paul is. Like, I'm not begrudging that someone with infinite money can get A10 Wagyu pussy but it's such a waste of her genes.
>>153472790who specifically would you rather her be with and is he more attractive than Jake Paul?
>>153472144Holy fuck what a goddess
>>153472700We all uncs here fr fr no cap. 40 years old in about 1 week for me.
>>153472861No one specific; I just think Paul is way less attractive than a lot of men. His beard looks gross, his tats are gross, his haircut and face shape are gross, etc.
>>153472861Jake Paul is not attractive for a guy, no homo
I hate how they make the best teams go last. Stop giving people false hope
>>153472861me
>>153473267desu
Does anyone know how long the CBC Gem replays are available for
>>153473314>CBC GemDiamonds are forever.
>one of our girls is half nogHope we lose.
>>153473359You’re gay
Anyone think its weird that all of these people of different races and cultures are cheering and happy together but you come to 4chan and you would think the world hates each other.
>>153473390Nuh uh, you are.
>>153473392It's just banter...
woo team gb!
>>153473392It's all a part of Their plan
3 golds lads
She doesn't deserve that medal, just give them both to Weston
Nice to see the brits grab another gold
>>153473392>Nepo babies live a coddled life that doesn't represent the peopleFunny that
DONG BING
>>153473392They want you to think everyone hates each other. You should travel more
>>153473518Are you saying these athletes are nepo babies?
Germanybros..... bridesmaids
>>153473553>Winter Olympics athletes nepo-babies?Yes.
>the bongs are cleaning up todayNice job, bongs
>>153473518>Nepo babies live a coddled life that doesn't represent the peopleBut enough about Farage...
Two Stigs won a gold this time.
>>153472620why is James Cameron filming Avatar 4 in Italy? NZ get too expensive after Gabe moved in?
>>153473601Farage is a kiked grifter.
>>153473601settle down anon
What will leafs do if bongs get more golds than them?
oh no
Britain has successfully stopped the lugewaffe.
>>153473668fuck me lads, we can't let them go any further
apparently we're a skellington nation
>>153473392Why would people who have enough money to travel to Olympics hate each other?
>>153473464
>>153473668Quite amazing considering we've never won more than 1 gold in the past.
i get to see all the medal ceremonies
>>153473728GB has been since 2010, mainly on the women's side.
>>153473772pretty unspectacular actually
Big and tight athletic buttocks
>>153473392I would say the more happy you are the more accepting. people on 4chan are depressed and don't even want an identity because they are embarrassed. They blame immigration, or they blame elites and Jews for supposed ruination of Europe and so it just became this entire toxic stew.If you really look at the numbers everyone keeps being pissed about, they aren't as bad and Europe has done some deportations and calmed down on open borders already. USA has also done that.Marco Rubio is correct that was have so much in common but don't seem to know it sometimes. Like, we have French and Spanish influences everywhere and British too. We have enough Whites from USA to keep these Olympics basically 99.5% White. Lots of German immigrants made babies here too.So, while people love to fight HERE most normies are praying that Europe and USA relations will continue to be strong and united. Only if Trump could ever stfu and stop trying to separate us which most 90% of Americans would NEVER want. 90% of Americans at least "like" Europe and everyone wants to visit there once before they die.
>>153473772Snowboarding is so kino
Why don't countries build articificial mountains to become elite at winter sport?
>>153473668>>153473706
>>153473601>>153473752>>153473742CAN ALL YOU BRITS GO AWAY PLEASECANADA STILL HAS MORE MEDALS THAN GB, TOTAL MEDALS MATTER MORE THAN GOLDI HATE THESE GAMES PLEASE END THEMI CAN’T STAND CANADA BEING BELOW AUSTRALIA AND GB AND JAPAN
someone make the fucking ski big air thread already
>>153473668How do you get so good at winter Olympics?
>>153473847the saudis should do a massive indoors winter olympics
>GB men hadn't won a gold medal in over 40 years>we've got 3 in 3 dayskino, even though 2 were from the meme mixed events
If Norway are allowed to farm a gorillion medals in cross country skiing why can't we do the same in the skeleton? Imagine how many Matt Weston would farm in this programme:>mens long skeleton>mens short skeleton (short)>mens team skeleton (long)>mixed skeleton (short)>mixed skeleton (long)
>>153473907STOP BEING INTERESTED IN OUR GAMESYOU HAVE SUMMER OLYMPICS LET US FOR GOD SAKE HAVE WINTER GAMES WITHOUT YOU GUYS. EACH TIME I SEE A GB OR AUSTRALIA FLAG IT TORMENTS MECANADA HAS MORE MEDALS IN TOTAL THAN GB AND AUSTRALIA SO STOP SHOWING INTEREST
>>153473614>filming
women's ski jumping large hill finals>>153471160>>153471160>>153471160
>>153473907>bongmen have three golds for Olympic Winterchan 2026 in three days after four decades of gold-less miningTake what you can get, bong
>>153473878>>153474013>>153474013>>153474013
>>153473668How exactly do you train for winter olympics in Australia?
Please tell me there's a non-/hoc/ hockey thread going on somewhere
>>153473810Need him
>>153474030the screwdriver is just for the actor's eyeline, they'll put in a blue cat there later
>>153473392The anonymity that 4chan provides allows people to say shit that they wouldn't dare say anywhere else. Most people are in fact happy and accepting of other people, but everyone still has their prejudices and negative opinions. Without an account or username for people to trace their messages back to, people can say basically whatever they want without fear of reprisal or having their life ruined.
>>153474078You go to a ski slope and practice?
>>153474010>GB and Australia have a combined total of 8>Canada has 9Tick tock
>>153472466In Canada if you act out you back it up or get beat.All these coddled euros bitch out at the first sign of inconvenience and are shocked when they face consequences, but your rich parents and inflated national ego won't protect you from a fist to the face. This is why they all seethe constantly about losing to us in Hockey, the idea of losing with grace or good sportsmanship is as foreign to them as being a rat bitch is to us.
>>153473392have you noticed which races are mostly absent? now you know why they are happy.
>>153474217Those are big words from a seething goldlet
Rest in peace
>finnland
>>153474402Fakk I missed the crash just saw him laying there.
Someone (Finland?) just killed themselves in the Skiing Big Air.Landed on head/back, didn't move. TV feed cut away and went to commercials.
>>153474456kwab
>>153474456weird, mine zoomed in
>>153474151I like to treat sports event threads as a glorified IRC channel (images! video!) because it's nice to react to things in almost-real-time with other people, minus the usual performative crap. Groupthink is most certainly a thing, and some people are racists just waiting for excuses to shoot their mouths off, but, fuck 'em.
>>153474456webm?
>>153474402>>153474456Is that even worse than Chinese girl?
can't park there
>>153474495him sleepy
>>153474495Past his bedtime, poor thing
>>153474495He twitched, I'm sure he's fine
>>153472861Me, obviously.I personally feel like I'm more attractive than Jake Paul, but that's more an indictment of Paul; I'm nowhere near attractive enough to land her.
>>153474495he's fine, maybe a bit paralyzed
>>153474495You can see the arm move, ain't dead
>>153474495F
>>153474495is he okay?
>>153474495
>>153474495Just rub some snow on it, you'll be fine
>>153474495He didn't fly so good
>>153474495Not dead
>>153474544>>153474563https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadaveric_spasm
>>153474495You guys told me that Chinese woman broke her spine but it didn't happen actually
>>153474495Based dead jump and spin wigger. Do a real sport
>>153474585No one has ever been seriously injured doing this "sport", it's really not that dangerous. He's fine just a bitch
why are foids so bad at ski jumping?
>>153474635Nah, he reached to push himself up.
what are we watching now?
>>153474864You
>>153474861And gave up since his legs didn't work anymore.
>>153474888That's fine. He can still do paralympic sled skiing.
>>153474864figure skating
>>153474726a true finn, in other words
>>153474877
>>153475048not funny
>How will Elmo bring in more people to watch figure skating?>Figure skating?
>>153474726I heard it's more dangerous when you "knuckle up" landing near the top cause it means you went straight up and straight down with less lateral/slope landing
they're not showing the Big Air because our state broadcaster only has partial rights and they're showing fucking ski jumping and curling insteadyou could not pick two duller events if you triedFML
NORGEORGE
>Big airWe're naming events like zoomers now?
>tune into shit i never watch>all the favorites crumble and norway winStory of the olympics
>>153475112surprised they're not showing figure skating thats the blue riband event right now
FINALLY THE BRITS AND AUSSIES ARE GONEI HOPE Y’ALL AGREE ITALY SHOULD NEVER HOST ANYTHING AGAINSHITALY IS DOPING AND ROBBING MEDALS FROM CANADAGB AND AUSTRALIA SHOULD ALSO FUCK OFF AND NOT BE INTERESTEDCANADA HAS MORE TOTAL MEDALS THAN GB AND AUSTRALIA COMBINEE
>>153475131skater/surfer/snowboarder culture could be zoomers grandparents
>>153475133Norway is about the population size of Maryland, yet it's embarrassing everyone else. Pretty kino desu.
>>153474850its impossible to jump far, without the dick flap.
>>153475147erm, wtf?
I still don’t get how spinning is a sport in all these dumb as fuck freestyle events
>>153472861the ugliest goyim is more appealing than j paulowitz
>>153474850Wide hips mean worse balance
>>153475147GB NUMBA WAN
>>153475115GG
french skating girl looks like the ratatouille girl
>>153475182>>153475156>>153475200PLEASE GO AWAY SEEING THAT FLAG IS TORMENTINGCANADA HAS MORE MEDALS THAN GB AND IN THE WINTER OLYMPICS 2 SILVERS IS BETTER THAN 1 GOLDSKELETON IS A MICKEY MOUSE SPORT
>>153475211All french females 18-40 look like the Ratatouille girl. Honestly great call by Pixar.
>>153475189It's really all you can do as a trick. If they didn't include them there would only be like 5 different events total for the whole olympics.
>>153475233
>>153475245>>153475261I BEG YOU PLEASE GO AWAY IS TORMENTINGCANADA SHOULD BE AT 10 GOLD MEDALS IF SHITALY WASN’T AWFUL
>>153475245These are new additions to get new worlders into the olympics its xgames shit
It just hit me that President Cheeto is gonna be in charge during the LA olympics. How much of a shitshow is he gonna cause?
>>153474495interesting strategy
>>153475368two weeks of cringekino in l.a.can't wait
>>153475245And that's bad because?
>>153475245>we need to add non-sports because uhhhhhhhhh
i could definitely do big air if it wasn't for the landing part
>>153475368I am fully prepared for an absolute meltdown.
>>153475368He'll be on his way out by then. Worry more than it's going to be a tranny-filled woke as fuck-shit show with Snoop on the air for two weeks straight.
>>153475526which chud is gonna give him their medal first?
It seems I missed the half pipe?
>>153475544do you ever get bored of being so terrified
>>153475485All of your medals come from skiing through the countryside for various distances, skiing through the countryside with a different ski movement, plus skiing through the countryside with guns.More memeshit than swimming.
>>153475585It’s sports, its people busting their lungs competing in a grueling competition, not some stoner spinning around in the air and some judges show a scorecard
>>153475585>swimming>memedarkie detected
>>153475544>Worry more than it's going to be a tranny-filled woke as fuck-shit showThat is what I'm expecting it'll be. I won't expect Trump rolling into the city standing on a gold plated F150 waving the starts and stripes telling the trannies on stage to get lost and that patriots are in charge. I am now though.
>>153475544fofty won't let that tranny shit fly on his watch
Eileen pre-coping already>Due to the competition plans, the finals for Big Air is on the same day as the first training day on the Half-Pipe. This means she’s going to lose 1/3rd of the training time on the latter>“It totally overlaps with my training time. I’m going to lose an entire training session.” Eileen Gu said. “I think this is really unfair. I’ve asked whether I’m allowed to train with the snowboarders, and I’ve asked if they can give me an extra hour to practice.” She said, “But this is how it is.”
>>153475577Men's big air ski, ski jump and figure skating on right now.
two minutes of the discovery plus big air feed has put me off for lifeGive me Ed and Tim or give me death
>>153472725I love women so fucking much it's unreal!
>>153473975because skeleton is a meme sport
Why are Canadians so bad at snow sports when they are literally snow country alongside Norway/Sweden/Finland? Are they so desperate to take credit for America’s medals that they can’t win their own and cling to the hope they can maybe win hockey over our powerhouse teams?
>>153475697>i'm so straight that i feel the urge to performatively declare so on an anonymous image board
>>153474495Is Binland ded(Now the snow has settled)
>>153475733Too much American influence on them so they drive everywhere instead of skiing there.
>>153475733It's almost as if 90% of the population lives within 200 miles of the southern border where there's hardly more snow than the American Midwest.>>153475742>I'm so straight I have to make sure I loudly call everyone else gay so everyone knows how straight I amRetire already, Rodgers.
>>153475742>i'm so straight Anon, how do you know you're not talking to a woman or a bi dude?
>>1534757331/3 of our country is from a hot country near the equator now
>>153475680Not the half pipe though rip Going to watch the figure skating though, have to find a stream for the mens big air since zdf isn't showing a stream for some odd reason
>>153475840You guys will clean up in Cricket in LA.
>>153475680so tight
>>153475733we don't even think about you
>>153475826>a womanm8...
Will nude Olympics ever make a comeback? I'm sick and tired of gooning to women in clothing
Why are the athletes way hotter than the summer Olympics?
>>153475959That's all your country does
>>153476048More white
When are we getting gay pairs figure skating? When are we getting a guy holding another guys balls on the lift?
>>153476101when you strap those skates on sally
>>153476100The white athletes that compete in the summer Olympics aren't as hot as these people though. Is cold weather the secret?
