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>Mon 16.02.
10.00 Alpine - M Slalom Run 1
13.30 Alpine - M Slalom Run 2
19.00 Ski Jumping - Super Team HS141

>Tue 17.02.
10.00 Nordic Combined - HS141
13.45 Nordic Combined - 10km
14.30 Skiskyting - M Relay 4x7.5km

Previous thread: >>153468350
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Trade offer

I receive: Olympic gold
You receive: Sheep
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>Ski Jumping - Super Team HS141

...dare i dream...
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>>153475380
Love her.
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Never doubted for even one second
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Is this the Kok thread?
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Frida Westman is a cute! A cute!
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>mfw winners with troubled last seasons

>ponsi
>vitozi
>brignone
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>>153475434
la fenice
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>>153475519
we love kok here!
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swedish ski jumping's future
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>>153475568
She will dominate Falun next year
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>>153475434
Manface
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>5000 relay less than an hour after the 500m heats
>sighel and nadalini in both
we are gonna choke both so bad
no way they recover quickly enough
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the podium song is growing on me 2bh
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>>153475519
Bouncy
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a smile from nika!
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>>153475735
cute
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>>153475397
Right get her on my bed now
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>>153475568
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>>153475434
Hunter Scangarello looking ass
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the burger billionaires are coming for our medals
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>>153475920
philanthropic rich eccentrics are who helped build this country, contrary to popular belief
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>>153475920
>$100k at death
That will be like $2 in 70 years
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>>153475920
I demand 10 more Jessies!
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feels good seeing kok becoming olympic champion after years of posting results and making webms
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>>153476036
Very very respectful.
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>>153476036
Perky
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>>153476058
Thanks for your effort bringing speed skating to out attention
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>>153476400
Best DJH
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>>153475354
What a shit day tomorrow, might be bice with an olympic break
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>>153476484
yea theres nothing to watch after work
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>>153476918
Crazy how women like her and Ida are the same species
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>>153476918
Is that a cancer patient?
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>>153477044
Just a healthy ski jumper
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>>153477124
hoping for a big comeback next season!
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>>153477124
>>153477293

Our favorite 28yo talent :)
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>>153476918
>herpes
just like Pogi, when that Dane stole his tdf
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Are you starting to feel the Olympic fatigue?
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>>153477494
hell no
i'm still riding the high of winning our first ever biathlon gold medal
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>>153477494
Not yet. It helps that we've had a lot of luck with unexpected results
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>>153477494
Yes, Ebba killed it for me, such a classic sweden moment
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>>153477494
No, the work to bring short and longtrack sneedskeeting to the masses isn't done yet
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>>153475921
<3
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>>153477494
Yes I overdosed. I thought 2 weeks would feel too short but we're just more than halfway
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>>153477494
No, just Germany choking Fatigue.
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>>153477494
Im feeling German choking and Norwegian overperforming fatigue
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>>153477494
Nah
I was a neet at the previous winter olympics and got fatigue early
Now i just watch after work (or during if coworkers want to) and during weekends. Weekend olympic watching is extremely comfy
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It's snowing here now for the first time in forever, peak comfy
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>>153478140
Is it really rare?
I was in the Netherlands in November and it snowed
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>>153478285
We can go months in winter without seeing proper snow, not that wet snow/sleet type of stuff.

White christmasses are rare these days.
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>11 out of 15 german medals come from tube slide
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>>153478452
Untapped market for norway
We should investigate
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>>153478566
cute!
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>>153478452
20 of 26 norwegian medals come from inhaler sports
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>11 out of 11 Dutch medals come from footblade sports
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100% of our medals are from skateglide
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>>153478692
>>153478709
sneijdskater nation
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>4 medals
>2 from weedplank
>2 from sneedskating
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>>153478769
I'm happy to see she's alive
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>>153478973
The Swedish team puts her in the wicker man only after they return home.
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>>153478769
Was it autism?
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Ingrid removed herself from the relay and will be replaced by Juni.
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>>153479118
Good girl
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>>153479089
They use the Gävlebock in Sweden.
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0 medals
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>>153475568
fluoride stare
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>>153478501
hear me out: asthma inhalers for bobsleighs
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>>153479566
how does it feel to get mogged by czechyiv in most things
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noone to comfort her...
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>>153479814
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>>153479814
You swat bugs away you don’t comfort them
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>>153479699
Don't care I'm happy for them
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>>153479974
good luck for the hockey, i heard your country does well with it
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>>153479118
She also said that this is her last Olympics :(
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>>153480151
And that she's tired of the endless spankings :(
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>>153480151
She said that in China four years ago too
This time I believe her though
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>>153479679
No, they should slide in giant inhalers
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>rewatching ebba's crash again
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>>153479655
i want to have my cockyna
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>>153482731
>only one team could beat this
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>>153475354
I hope he retires after this
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>>153482324
I watch it 3-4 times a day.
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I just scarped all the gold medals in winter olympics history and all the countries that won them. It's a bit shit because obviously countries changed, majorly or minorly, throughout history but the logic I'm running tells me snowboarding has the biggest diversity in gold medal winning countries of all sports. A close second is sneedskating surprisngly.
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>>153483033
We used to be good at weedboard but it kind of died
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>>153483129
we have 2 guys in the final on wednesday
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>>153475519
no, please don't fuckin spam her shit again
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>>153477494
>Are you starting to feel the Olympic fatigue?
yeah, when idiots repost the same shit 1000x
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>>153477494
I'm starting to feel that it's over soon and that makes me sad
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>>153475519
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>>153476021
It incentivizes the families to get their kid to suicide once their career is over and the genetics are in the test tubes.
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waiting for suz
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>>153483033
>A close second is sneedskating surprisngly.
What surprised me is how good we were at sneedskating pre-WW2. In fact, in Chamonix 1924 we got 11 medals total - 8 of them came from it and only one bronze from cross-country skiing.
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>>153475920
200k divided from 100m is only 500 athletes. The USA has way more than that in the 2026+28+30+32 Olympics.
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>>153485097
heaven
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>>153485097
Just like in my western and veery age-appropriate comic books.
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>>153485097
>posted for the billionth god damn time
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After day 9

Cunt.____________G_____S_____B____Total

Norway__________12_____7_____7______26
Italy______________8_____4____10______22
USA._____________5_____8_____4______17
Netherlands._______5_____5_____1______11
Sweden___________5_____5_____1______11
France____________4_____7_____4______15
Germany__________4_____6_____5______15
Austria____________4_____6_____3______13
Switzerland.________4_____2_____3______9
Japan_____________3_____5_____9______17
Australia___________3_____1_____1______5
UnitedKingdom______3_____0_____0______3
Czech.Rep..________2_____2_____0______4
Slovenia___________2_____1_____1______4
Canada____________1_____3_____5______9
S.Korea____________1_____2_____2______5
Brazil______________1_____0_____0______1
Kazakhstan_________1_____0_____0______1
China______________0_____2_____2______4
Poland_____________0_____2_____1______3
Latvia______________0_____1_____1______2
NewZealand_________0_____1_____1______2
Finland_____________0_____0_____3______2
Bulgaria.____________0_____0_____2______2
Belgium.____________0_____0_____1______1
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>muttbabble
kill yourself
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>>153485270
binland D: D: D:
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Monday, 16.02

09:05 Curling Women: Sweden - Switzerland; China - Canada; Danmark - UK
10:00 Bob Two Men 1st Run
10:00 Alpine Skiing Men's Slalom
11:00 Short Track 1000m Women Quarterfinals
11:18 Short Track 500m Men Heat
11:55 Short Track 1000m Women Semis
11:57 Bob Two Men 2nd Run
12:04 Short Track 5000m Men's Relay Semis
12:36 Short Track 1000m Women Finals
14:05 Men Curling: UK - Norway; Czech Rep. - Canada; Sweden - Germany; Italy - China;
16:40 Ice Hockey Women: USA - Sweden
19:00 Bob Onlybob Women 3rd Run
19:00 Ski Jumping Super Team
19:05 Curling Women: South Korea - China; Switzerland - UK; USA - Italy; Japan - Canada
19:30 Freestyle Skiing Women's Big Air Final
20:00 Figure Skating Pair Free Skating
21:10 Ice Hockey Women: Canada - Switzerland
21:20 Bob Onlybob Women Final Run
23:15 Figure Skating Pair Free Skating
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>>153481652
>>153482731
Is Ebba become an hero???
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tummy
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>>153485319
Ready for another day of Amerislip
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femke_cock
femke_balls
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>>153485366
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>>153485452
can u blame him
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>>153485354
>>153485366
Who is more popular femke in netherlands?
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Can they swap Just for Bened in the Mass Start or will Just get dropped?
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>>153485272
buttbreath
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>mfw an amerimutt believes anyone gives any weight to what it thinks
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Second gold for Brazil today?
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Men's slalom time yay
Also I'm sorry for off-topic posting three days ago (I posted an older pic of myself in tights, deserved desu)
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Atle Lie pulled bib1 to ape Braathen in the GS
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>>153485879
Let's hope not
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let's hope he breaks both legs desu
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oh non non non
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>French skiing
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>christmas
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>French skiing
>French skiing
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Almost a >Noel in the same spot that ate Rassat
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>>153485920
>Noel
gdi, why did I stay up of course.
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>sperg
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How many gates before Jakobsen is out
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>brazilian ski
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HAHHAHAHAH

GET FUCKED TRAITOR
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GET FUCKED RETARD
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Stick to samba
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jej
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>Brazilian skiing
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>>153485947
>>153485948
ahhaahhaahah
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Kjempegøy!
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>>153485947
>>153485948
seems like your federation is full of greedy douchebags, and even klaebo was considering leaving it

https://www.newsinenglish.no/2023/10/27/skiing-federation-sorry-braathen-quit-over-conflict/
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Why aren't Norwegians crying over hallberg when he's the exact same as the Brazilian?
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you got to be kidding me
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>Finnish skiing
F U C K
U
C
K
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>>153485982
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>Finnish skiing
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Voi vittu
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>>153485982
>>153485984
Don't care. Change country and you can get fucked
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I'm glad he doesn't ski for us
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>>153485996
>treat your athletes like shit
>"wtf why are they leaving"
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>>153485982
imagine klaebo competing for Brazil kek
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>>153485999
Correct. I literally don't give a fuck that millionaires get less millions. I will cheer for your failure
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>>153485984
They are not the same. Hallberg isnt Norwegian and has never been one
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>>153485984
Hallberg moved to Norway when he was 16.
Braathen grew up here, used plenty of tax payers money to git gud and was sponsored to fly around Europe from a young age
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>set the pace in clear conditions
>blizzard rolls in and everyone else contends with zero visibility

seems a bit unfair
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Fuck Biathlon, Bob is our greatest Ally
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>>153486003
>i will cheer for your failure
geg
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Linus DNF coming
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>Feller
Meme race incoming

>>153485984
Huh? Eddie was born in Finland, first skied in Finland, is a Finnish citizen. His only connection to Norway is that he went through the Oppdal alpine high school for four years. He's not a flag-switching mercenary.
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>>153486007
>>153486004
Oh, commentators talked about him in a way I assumed he was born norwegian
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>>153486017
Me on the top right standing behind the AI Brazilian and holding his medal
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>>153486007
also he's a faggot
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>>153486027
it does look like AI
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Tv broadcast thought he's out but be was still going lol
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GOD DAMN IT VINATZER
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>Braathen and Atle Lie win golds in GS and SL
vomitable
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>>153486034
No shit
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FUCK OFFFFF
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>manlet skiing
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>world cup rebels
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>Bulgarian skiing
God damn it Popov
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Off to a great start, ironic given some did not even finish
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>start first
>win
Good track, buds
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Clean up the snow jannies
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Kolega out :(
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try not to fall challenge (impossible)
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1/3 of the starters so far DNF
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>snow falls
>track ruined
great sport
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>>153486099
That's why I rate parallel slalom and KO system. You only compete against those with same conditions as you
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Bravo Zupčić, you finished :D
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>>153486112
>parallel slalom
>same conditions
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>>153486116
that's just a matter of course-setter skill, not a fundamental problem
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Swiss coach praying to the wind gods
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So many tourists and meme countries are making the second run today
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>vinatzer: i lost today, but i won at life, because i have a wonderful girlfriend that supports me
god i wish that were me
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>Jakobsen skiing
No straddling the gate this time though.
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>Jakobsen
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>>153486132
It's a nice thing to fall back on however he would throw 700 girlsfriends and his little brother into the vesuvio if he got a gold medal for that
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>Axt-Schwanz
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Is this some kind of a protest?
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Would be funny if he made it to second round
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AJ Ginnis with his retirement run on the Olympic slalom slopes. F
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>>153486146
People don't understand how mental competitors at this level are. Everyone you see in every event is basically insane. These people would literally kill you and your family to win a gold medal.

If you're not like that then you get filtered out 10+ years earlier.
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>>153486178
`Goodbye run
Don't you guys have commentators?
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>>153485989
there exists such a thing?
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>>153486176
i'm gonna save this for future use
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>>153486017
is that dick etching on the gold aimed for his mouth or nostrils?
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>>153486185
>goldman
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lmao
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>>153486213
it's just AI nonsense, google images is unusable nowadays
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>>153486185
Unfortunately our French athletes are not like that and are total mental midgets for some reason.
Meanwhile I am a total competitive psychopath who would gladly take that drug within a second without second thought, and I don't even like winning, I just hate losing
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>Finnish skiing again
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>>153486230
Emilien, you okay?
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>>153485982
The federation aren't exactly good guys, being the typical arrogant bureaucrats who think they are responsible for the success of their athletes, and spend money on their own lavish lifestyles.
But both Braathen and Kristoffersen wanted to have their cake and eat it too. They wanted all the benefits of being in the federation, like a set salary, travel expenses paid, training expenses paid; but none of the drawbacks, like only promoting the federation's sponsors.
They could both just have started private teams and competed that way, which is what a lot of the langrenn people have done, but that wasn't enough.
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Don't really care about the swiss and the Norwegians and that. Just want to see the funny countries try and do it really slowly and cry tears of joy if they make it to the bottom.
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>>153486188
They didn't know what was going on either
That's pure idiocy, going to Olympics just to have a walk on a hill? Fuck off with that shit. Either try or give your space to somebody else
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>>153486245
he did get a bronze
>>153486252
DESU now braathen DOES have his cake and eats it too lol
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>>153486245
He literally lost a bronze medal because he mimik'd Pantani's glasses toss for the memes
What the fuck is that?
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>>153486259
true
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>>153486265
Well, the Brazilian federation probably doesn't provide a base salary and all that stuff.
But he is out on his own and apparently doing well. Doesn't make his initial intentions any better though.
Could have done the same while still competing for the country that built his entire career.
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>>153486265
If by cake you mean delicious Brazilian booty
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He grew up in Hokksund, cut the guy some slack
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>>153486259
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>>153486272
He lost Gold because he (for no reason) took on the fast shooting risk while 50 seconds ahead on 4th Shooting instead of shooting slowly and safely
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>>153486300
bunda.........
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>>153486314
>wearing a suit to the media day
Holy based
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>>153486225
What gets me is that we know the technology for image search exists and works because we had it for years then one day they decided the goyim shouldn't be allowed to search images so it was turned off and replaced by a single page of unrelated nonsense.
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>first and second guy on the start line
>places first and second at the end
nice sport and track you've got there
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>>153486317
yeah wtf was up with that? He shot all shots in like 10 seconds, he must have panicked or something
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Try to finish challenge (nearly impossible)
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Alex Astridge is set to make history this month as the first male alpine skier to represent the UAE at the Olympic Winter Games Milano Cortina 2026. This milestone is the culmination of a decade-long strategic partnership between Majid Al Futtaim’s Ski Dubai, the UAE National Olympic Committee (NOC), and the Winter Sports Federation (WSF). Joined by teammate Piera Hudson, Astridge will compete in Alpine Skiing on 16 February, marking the historic first time the UAE flag is flown at the Winter Olympics.

Alex Astridge, UAE Olympic Athlete, said: “This moment is incredibly special to me. I’ve grown up here in the UAE, and every step of this journey has been shaped here. I dedicate this achievement to the UAE and I’m deeply grateful to Ski Dubai, the UAE Winter Sports Federation, and the UAE National Olympic Committee for believing in me, nurturing my talent, and giving me the opportunity to represent the nation at the Winter Olympic Games. Wearing the UAE colours on the Olympic stage is something I’m immensely proud of.”
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>>153486317
>>153486358
Hes always been like this. I suspect all the Roids he took messed with his brain or hormones or something and he physically cannot shoot slow anymore.
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>>153486314
>>153486331
Exactly, this is what the olympics is all about
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>>153486371
>Olympic milestone
>by some expat's son
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>>153486371
all this fanfare just to probably finish 15 seconds behind first place by the second heat, his runs won't even been shown on television outside of his country
>>
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>>153486473
He just DNFed
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>>153486603
kek I gave him too much credit, I'm a bit rusty but if Qatar wants to pay me to compete for them I could probably still do better than this guy at least
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India finished
Pakistan DNF
We win again Modi-bros
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always rated Haiti
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An absolute bloodbath.
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>>153486783
Literally the same backstory as the haitian from the cross country, adopted by french parents. Wtf is going through people's minds when they do this...
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>>153486783
French commentators spending half an hour to explain how he's trained in France, how it's a wonderful performance, etc.
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>>153486783
>Adorra's brave Xavier Cornelia Guitar
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>>153486783
>>153486818
>+8 secs gets you into Run 2
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Jakobsen says he will probably retire now
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XANDRA
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GILLI
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>>153485366
Bestdottir
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>>153487213
kek
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cute sister reaction
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>>153486553
hour of the volfa approaching
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>>153486818
>bosnia and andorra run 2
if the stars align this could become a very funny slalom
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Looks like no snowfall for the second run.
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>even harder slalom for the 2nd run
so dumb
less than 20 guys are going to finish
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Cabbage soup just in time for some slalom kino and its snowing outside
Peak comfy
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>Haiti in Run 2
Holy Mickey Mouse medal
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Love to see the Icelander's reaction, pure joy.
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HAITI
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good for you lil nigga
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Did some timed downhill and slalom recently, so fun
Too bad I suck a skiing
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STOP THE COUNT
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EL CHILEANO
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Good run by the Boz guy
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Based candy eater
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Do you guys remember the Andorran girl who blew out her ACL after Vonn and also had to get airlifted? I've been DMing with her on instagram x)
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SHIRO
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the haitian has an impeccable italian accent, is he from here?
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>>153487765
He grew up in France, maybe he took Italian in school.
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>>153487765
Adopted by Italian parents
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:(
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So long, Big Dave!
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Happy trails, Dave. F
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>the Brazilian DNF the first run
what happened? did he choke or he is just good at the other event?
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>>153487837
He choked. Along with a lot of others.
Underestimated the conditions.
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>>153487837
half the contestants couldn't see shit because it was snowing, awful visibility
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>>153487758
Based if true
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imagine dedicating your life to skliing and choking at the olympics because it snowed wrong
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>>153487758
Woah good luck anon
I guess I should be less boomer and get instagram, I used to dm with Dominique Gisin on twitter some 10 years ago
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>>153487869
kek
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Blodberg
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>Peenus
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>>153487614
Cabbage soup is great, I had pea soup
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Ground control to Major Billy
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>b major
kek
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Wo alle Straßen enden
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>Linus Ski Tips
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>strasser
>Germany
any relation?
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>>153487910
Pea soup is great. I always make a 5L pot
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>He's trying to ski his best run
Always love to hear some great insight from experts
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stop with the calle bullshit
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>>153487944
Ah the retard who thought there would be le funneh crashes in ski-jumping
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>>153487944
Why don't you just fuck off instead, pederast?
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>>153487944
Problem?
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>>153487842
>>153487854
Thanks
I also see that there was a """mexican""". I don't claim him btw. Born in colorado to an american mother, raised and trained all his life in the US. His mom is also an olympic skier and apparently was named after a famous skier from norway.

He doesn't get to have the excuse of not coming from a traditional winter sports background or not having snow in his country. I guarantee that if he was any good he would be representing the US instead.
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>>153487957
SCHEISSE
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>>153487957
kek
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>>153487758
How do you just end up DMing with a girl on Instagram? Serious question, I'm not a sexhaver so I don't know how these things work.
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Explain why are there flags in slalom that are quite literally useless
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>noel
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>>153487956
>>153487953
if you are against fucking kids you are against trump and pro evil globalism in which case you should be going back to your caleddit
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>noel
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>"you must go le 100%" t. team radio
Wow, helpful
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>Noel
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>noel
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>Noel
>>
the fastest finish on run 2
congrats
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>and there's the reigning olympic champ~ACK
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Linus just snapped. Said the Olympics are sterile and soulless and he can't even congratulate some athlete or say goodbye to AJ Ginnis because it's forbidden, and can't even interact with the fans and he needs binoculars to see his family in the stands and the Olympics are trash compared to the average World Cup
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imagine failing like that on a course your own coach made
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>>153487984
Anyone?
I swear there are some additional ones that you don't have to go around
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fast sperg
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>>153488018
They are part of a gate but the best racing line doesn't go near them
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SPERG
>>
I never know how to feel about Sperg. Don't really like him
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SPERG'D
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>>153488006
I concur, feels like a religious ceremonial, nothing like the friendliness of world cup events.
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>>153487984
ive been watching this shit for 20 years and i still dont get it.
even the colors are useless, it would make a lot more sense if they always had to pass on the same side of the gate (for example right side of red, left side of blue), but even that changes many times during a run.
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>>153488018
no one actually knows how any of the downhill ski events work, or what's the difference. Just pure vibes
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Marchand too cautious right from the start.
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>>153488018
>>153488053
Some poles just change the direction of the turn. At least that's how I understand it, which is also barely
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>>153487977
she's already at home training again already (didn't have surgery yet bc it has to heal to a certain point or something), she posted about working out on her story so I replied something funny to it and she responded, then just went from there

helps to have a real account with a photo of yourself and look approachable/handsome
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BREAK THE POLE
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>>153488053
>>153488055
I'm glad it's not just me then.
I'd like an explanation from a real pro, because to me it doesn't make sense
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>>153488047
>religious ceremonial
well put
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>>153488085
wtf
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mogging
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did NOT expect that wtf
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GSTREIN
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Leiwand
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Impressive
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>>153488084
>and look approachable/handsome
...yeah
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>>153488084
It's over for me
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Medal for Gstrein, didn't see it coming. Massive run too.
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>>153488112
Couldn't be me
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>>153488018
the "unused" poles represent the outside of the gate the skiers have to go through, usually only used in doublets/triplets because on normal turns it's already obvious on what side of the pole you should pass
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LOIC
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>>153488079
This honestly make my head explode
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L O J K
>>
L O Ï C
O
Ï
C
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Our alpine skiers are chokers, so I'm not sure about this one
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>>153488093
same. i tried to get in to it back when Aamodt and Kjus were winning everything, but all I got out of it was go fast win
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>>153487758
did you ask her how was the flight and if she actually got to see the view?
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KWAB
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>>153488139
>>
FUCK

FUCKJFUCUYFCFYCJFYFJCJC
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CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE
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CLASSIC
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KWAB
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>McGraff
>>
kek
>>
holy shit that choke
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>and noway loses again
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OJ OJ OJ
>>
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEN
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>McKWAB
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>Norwegian skiing
GOLD FOR LOÏC
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LOOOOOOOOL, bitchboy only got that far because he ran the first run in the best conditions

also, where is blud going?
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Bro is heading to the woods
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Lmfao at least one unlikable zoomer choked

LOIC
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Where the fuck is he going
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McGrath, depressed...
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lmao please tell me someone webmed him walking away into the snow like that penguin
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Where's blud going?
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Holy shit this shouldn't be this funny lmao
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kwab
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WHERE IS HE GOING
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where is he going
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>>153488179
kek
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Where is he going?
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Not enough asthma spray
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HAHAHAHAHA THE PENGUIN
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McGrath heading for the hills like the penguin
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No one make a webm of McGrath stumbling away, have some respect
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>mcgrath seething with the swiss team hugging behind him
kino
>>
:^)
>>
Norwegian when he wins
American when he loses
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holy shit he's gonna hang himself in the woods
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lmao
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>>153488187
I was super pissed, but now I'm laughing like a retard lmaoooo
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>we just don't know
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I was reminded of that penguin when the norwegian went away
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hahahahahahaha
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>>153488195
I WALK A LONELY ROAD
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Please soemone webm the moment he missed the pole and the dudes on the sidelines were celebrating
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KWAB
>>
pic of him missing the gate and the swiss coach celebrating please
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>>153488129
Okay so the blue flag on the left there represents the gate, but if you already know which way you should go, it seems pointless.
Either you make the turn or fuck up
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Sad for McGrath
Happy its not another norwegian Gold
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bro is gone for a nap
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>>153488182
>>153488186
>>153488190
>>153488191
>>153488195
Ættestup
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>>153488230
its over
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cops got him
the chase is over
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a m-medal is a medal
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>temper tantrum like a three year old
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cold
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>>153488246
please, the zoom out as he walks across the snow field
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>>153488179
>>153488184
>>153488199
>>153488201
>>153488217
hivemind
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>>153488230
>wrong, this person is deceased
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>>153488246
kwab
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>>153488195
Probably gonna make a snowman in the woods and do some bong rips
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>>153488246
AAAAAH WHY DID YOU STOP IT SO SOON THE HIG WAS RIGHT AFTER
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I thought he was gonna tackle that swiss guy lmao
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Winter skipole javelin when?
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>>153488195
He's heading off into the interior of the vast continent. With 5000 kilometers ahead of him, he's heading towards certain death.
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>>153488294
Peak cinema
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>>153488281
THIS is where my cock is going? Never again goddamn
>>
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>>153488301
But it looks like a pale pussy...
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>>153488279
I know that feel
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and now he has to go home to his grandpa's funeral
grim times for atle
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>>153488227
>it seems pointless
kinda yeah, I raced for 10 years and I never felt like they made things any clearer to me (I guess that the doubled poles help set those sections apart a little) and like you said after surveying the track you know very well where to go anyway. It's just a rule/convention I guess
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>>153488301
your cock is barely hitting her front teeth
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>>153488317
damn now it's not funny anymore
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>>153488195
No one knows
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>>153488294
i get it
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>>153488331
heh
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>>153488331
kek
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>>153488331
kek
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>Iranian slalom skier
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>>153488331
Ehehehehhe xD
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lol the freak shit camera crew stalking him on the way out
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>>153488311
Leki poles are expensive, if I was one of the volunteers I'd go and steal them
>>
MORE CONTENT KEEP WATCHING
>>
TOTAL BOOMER VICTORY
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we need a 24/7 McGrath cam
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why didn't we just cheat
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did anyone else think about that penguin when he walked away like that?
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>>153488354
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>>153488320
Alright thank you for explaining.
I can see it might be easier for the skiers how it is, but still they are useless in a way lol
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>>153488359
yes if you read here everyone thought about that
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>>153488360
He's IRISH
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How do these motherfuckers even get into slalom as a singaporean kek
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>>153488317
LMAO even better
>>
Jojo beat Stina in a ski race
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>>153488331
Forgot to turn off transparancy for the penguin, so Ill post this for archival purposes and future posts and so on
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>>153488357
Because you are not leaf scum
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>>153488376
>Atle Lie
>born in America
>Norwegian School of Sport Sciences
He's yours unfortunately
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>>153488385
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>>153488360
>>153488376
he is scottish
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>>153488393
true
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>>153488395
go huff some salbuterol
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Goddamn mongorian skiing down my warr
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>>153488406
Very original.
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>>153488406
Go jerk off to some underage russian figure skaters, pedo.
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>>153488409
thanks
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>>153488387
Downhill, surely?
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>>153488331
kek
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>>153488387
this > Olympics
>>
India winter sports superpoower in 2030, just you wait!

btw it's amazing he's classified ahead of Noël
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>>153488387
cute mongolian on the right
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>nothing worth watching until 19:00
shit scheduling
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>>153488387
Stina didn't go all out since she will win the Vasaloppet again, right?
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>>153488449
they're really gonna have me watching ski jumping and "monobob" just to pass the time
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>"But he would not return to the start or the goal. He is heading towards the mountains. But why?"
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>>153488449
It's coomer hours now with whore-skating until serious and real sliding sports later
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>>153488394
>dønski
Grim
>>
>I knew I had to race like all my life, like
>Gstrein
Never heard a non-native English speaker use "like" in the middle of a sentence like that before lol
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>>153488317
kek it makes it funnier and sadder
>>
So what are we watching now?
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>>153488503
i'm going to bed personally
>>
Frida didn't attend the press conferance after the relay because of illness, but luckily she made an incredibly speedy recovery! What luck! It's so nice to see such a supportive, warm member of the Swedish team
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>>153488360
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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>>153488317
bro probably thought in his head that he was going to dedicate gold or his medal to his grandfather, one fuck up and ruined it all. easy to laugh at it but that sucks :(
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>>153488449
Great opportunity to use this time to do something productive
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>>153488508
With me
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>>153488532
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>>153488018
It's actually really easy. 2 exists so the skier goes the green way, not the red way.
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>>153488543
How do you know that anon is a man
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>>153488552
women arent real bro
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>>153488331
https://streamable.com/k2yd5c
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>>153488549
What is the point of the number two flag?
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>>153488569
if it wasn't there one would assume that red is the right way
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Gonna do some reps
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>>153488567
fuck me lmao
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>>153488567
kek
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>>153488569
are you baiting?
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>>153488567
LMAO thank you
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>>153488579
But you are already turning left after number one flag. So obviously you go after the next flag. No?
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>>153488567
kek
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>>153488567
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>>153488569
Because if it wasn't there you'd have to through the space between the red and the "1' blue

1 and 2 are one gate you have to pass through
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>>153488588
No. After flag number 1 you obviously go around the red flag on the right side of this picture
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>>153488607
So you just have to go between 1 and 2, right?
So what is the point of 2 if you are going that way anyways.
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>>153488621
So you are baiting.
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Slalom is like quantum mechanics, you just have to accept that it is like that
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>>153488656
So you really don't understand it either
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>>153488657
>>
Im losing braincells
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>>153488603
no, that's what we call a "long" here (don't know the english name for it) so two poles indicate a single, longer turn. That's the case in which an external pole is the most useful to make things clear, I forgot about this earlier lol but in my defence my last slalom race was 12 years ago
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>>153488670
I understand why it's called gates and not just "stick in the snow".
Once you understand the concept too, you will stop asking retarded questions.
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>>153488604
>UOOOOHHHHHH!!
What did he mean by this?
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>>153488685
You tell me why do you need that flag number 2 to know you have to turn left.
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>>153488714
Pro-Tip: Not every gate requires a change of direction.
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>>153488567
What the fuck. Managed to see it once but wanted to download it too.
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>>153488683
just be glad you still have some
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>>153488714
imagine that the dotted lines are what the skier has to pass through, in the last one without the external pole the grey line would be the right one
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>>153488567
reup please
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>>153488728
So what is the point of the flag number 2 in that picture?
Just admit it doesn't make sense. It's just there to show an invisible wall.
>>
>>
>>153488759
I think I understand, but the pic that we were talking about, no one will go around it.
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>>153488740
the IOC has bots who crawl sites like streamable for invisible digital signatures they put into their feeds for copyright protection then auto strike it
>>
https://litter.catbox.moe/9j0tjkxr8w3m8vrz.mp4
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>>153488740
>>153488760

>>>/wsg/6093935
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>>153488816
>>153488803
>>153488567
>>
>>153488803
>>153488816
Thanks
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>>153488803
>>153488816
naisu
>>
I just love it when someone tries to school me and they are confidently wrong.
Looking at you Austria.
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>>153488803
>>153488816
Nice
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>>153488783
luv me femk
https://wmr-static-assets.scd.dgplatform.net/wmr/static/_AUDIO/OWG2026/DT_AUDIO/51795_1.mp3
>>
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>>153488787
better to eliminate all ambiguity to avoid issues, when looking at the track from inside of it shit can get a tad confusing. Here in lighter color are the poles implied to be there, but not actually present because the turn is obvious
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>>153488793
you dont hate IOC OBS enough
>>
israeli olympic comitee
>>
New thread:
>>153488944
>>153488944
>>153488944
>>
>>153488911
lewd..
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>>153488816

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>
>>153488917
Okay thank you. But why doesn't every turn have those invisible wall flags?



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