first for Mirra :)

First for Eva is beautiful

>>153476529
Now that girl likes her meat injections girthy

>>153476529
camila is love

>>153476529
Hawt

>>153476592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbkNul4wQH0

>>153476592
>>153478281
kek, wrong video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fu0OW5tLy0

>>153476529
that food looks disgusting desu

>>153476529
cami is so cute
>>153481630
lamb kofta I think, that looks delicious

>>153481830
i like kofta

but look how greasy it is

>>153481920
lamb is a fatty meat and a lot of what's dripped out of it appears to be juices. I'd take my chances with it anyway

if it's good enough for cami it's good enough for me

bro doublin down to defend the arabian empire

players I have mixed feelings about
>lady sneed
>eva
>oceane

emma's empire is already coping and saying she's going to lose because she's on the same court as the stalker incident from last year

I just like the look of cami's juicy kofta, can't stand a girl with a dry kofta

>>153482449
for me it's jacquemot and penko for wildly different sets of reasons. and maya joint as well, for a third set of reasons.
>>153482489
she would/will lose to betta on any court

>>153482679
ah ha! I figured it out. emerson has a slightly strange way of walking and standing and I couldn't quite figure out what makes it so. she's a bit pigeon toed and walks with her feet pointed slightly inwards. it's an even more exaggerated inward angle when standing still. there was something else. it's the posture. she almost leans backwards. like a jo-jo character. the anti-kovackova.
>>153482834
eala's eyes go from this -__- to this O__O just before she hits the ball

>>153482489
emma does whatever the opposite of thrive is in the middle east

supposedly it's a different court so no excuses

>>153483024
whats your opinion on cami's kofta?

>>153483042
no idea what a kofta is

>>153483049
:o
kebab

>>153483061
i have no opinion on her meat

iva later i will be watching

Should I stay up to watch the Iva match? Or go to bed so I can go to work tomorrow?

>>153483238
it's 5 and a half hours away go sleep

wasn't much tenny to catch up on so it's bobsleigh time

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>korneeva gf listening to me explain why i need more pocket money before saying no

A good anal session with my gf. I’m crazy about punching sphincters but she’s not really into it. So it was nice that she took the time to prepare and really went full bore, took me by surprise. She started on top too which was awesome.

This morning in the shower I was suddenly taken by the thought “how many feet of shitpipe has my cock been through”.

I did some rough mental math: let’s say I’ve had anal sex 100 times (less than once a month for one year; sometimes a lot more, sometimes a lot less but this is a decent guess). My dick is 6.5” long and depending on the girl I would average 5 minutes per session (again it can be a lot more or a lot less if she isn’t experienced or into it). Let’s say one stroke every 1.2 seconds and I’m going to say on average I’m getting 75% of my cock inside.

(100 ass fucks * ((1.2 * 60) * 5)) = 36,000 total strokes * 6.5(.75) = 175,500 inches or 14,625 feet or 2.77 miles. But I remember now 8 need to include the eccentric stroke so doubling that it is 5.54 miles.

My dick has literally punched and pulled its way through more than 5.5 miles of turdcutter. Pretty amazing when you think about it.

Let’s say I came in the ass 80% of the time that’s 80 teaspoons or 394 mL of cum deposited in arses. More than a can of Coke. Definitely more than that because I often don’t cum for days or more before anal so I can fill that ass up by shooting huge loads.

>>153482679

4.5 months until insufflation [redacted]

>>153483398
phwoar diss wun

who the fugg is diss bong asshole

fuggin unbelievable

4 hours

>>153483746
I'm assuming that 'gf' means 'guy friend' and he meant to post in /atp/

>>153483457
>(100 ass fucks * ((1.2 * 60) * 5))

This formula is wrong coomer, it should be
(100 ass fucks * ((60/1.2) * 5))

I wonder how common anal sex is to young couples (i.e. age 18-28 demographics)

anyway no way I'm going to be up in time for absolutely gorgeous Iva because I can't do a day's work on 4 hours sleep, so good luck Iva :)
I'm off to dream about Cami's juicy kebab

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Iva's face is morphing into an ass

corr morphing with iva

3 hours

>Tournament director lashes out after Aryna Sabalenka withdraws for no reason.
Calling it now; she's under investigation for doping.

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2 hours

>>153484561
oil sheik mad not all tenny slaves willing to play his tournament

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Lena didn't want to miss Dubai because it's playing "at home"

>>153484842
... you know she lives there, right?

>>153484879
yeah but its still odd

1 hour
swallowed many pills, had a headache for 3 days now. must enjoy iva!!

>>153484644
Those bottles have a straw you stupid muther fucker

>>153484644
is she ok?

>>153484911
She's looking like john madden these days

ahh i forgot about zeynep and the ball girl at the ao that's why she's their new current darling

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i'll miss iva unless the insomnia kicks in so:

COME ON IVA
RIGHT HERE
IN ONE HOUR
LET'S GO
CAM ON

30 mins

15 minutes

>>153482834
pusi...

stream is live

iva on court

iva!! stop bending over in white

andddd i'm all alone

>>153485260
You can't just make claims without providing recorded evidence

>iva has a cushion
lewd

glad she isn't wearing the orange many dozens wore the orange

it's rakhimover

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>>153485348
many are saying this but i will wait until it's finished

>gorgeous! absolutely g... wonderful play.....

1st set iva 6-1

>>153485352
>>153485348

insomnia is in effect. so iva just destroys tough but not great top 100 players now huh. like tjen and puts, those aren't easy players to embarrass. rakhimova similar tier.

is cocc withdrawing new? emma now faces ruzic

>this is jovic's sticky patch
;o

>there's the celebration directed to her corner
;o

fat emma 1st set

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me on the wall

>i'm pretty sure that's iva's older sister mia
that's her mum bro

>>153485523
I wouldnt say no to a piece of turkish delight

2nd set sisters...

cam on iva

bratty iva might as well come out to play

>>153485523
Sonmez is best tennisfu

:c

6-1 1-6

oh boy

>>153485523
Zeynep mogs them both

it's iver

cute iva bouncing and watering herself

>>153485655
>6-1 1-6
ATP would never. Is WTA the most competitive of the 2 professional tennis orgs?

overslept... cam iva!

>two or three times jovic has just been bending over and stretching something
;o

pull your skirt down iva pls

okay iva okay we're in a good position

ace, ace, not an ace but might as well've been, ace

>me holding the umbrella

angelic iva in white

knocking on iva's door

iva :)

Iva :)

iva :)

>iva lost her grip but coming good in the end
;o

>>153485889
Kinky bitch

did she say australia was the first time she's meet novak? there's a pic of them at wimbledon ;o

>>153485836
:3

Iva :)
the other one :(

mto for srammy

>>153485914
They all look the same to me too

>>153485969
Alena my beloved

>>153485665
If she actually becomes a good tennis player she'll be a huge star

MOKOBO has withdrawn

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emma bros are we hype?

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>>153486351
:O

thats 2 withdrawals now
bitches are scared

>>153486351
moderately

>>153485836
So short her legs can barely touch the ground

>>153486374
LOL

weird
cookin up a wemb

>>153486676
>when (You) arrive

>>153486676
What happened, fire alarm?

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>>153486381
she might not be Lena tier but she isn't close to being an elf or goblin like others

Iva :)
glad I slept through her second set wobble

and thanks to Iva, Sorana, Varvara and Dasha that's a 4 match acca landed, my girls are boosting my kebab fund significantly

>>153486374
kek

why do wta "professionals" all turn fat after a few years on tour?

>>153487574
because girl

>>153487574
girl

would boris like fat navarro?

>>153481920
Grease is where the flavour lives, plebian

You white bastards forced my coconut qween out of the sport.
I hope you're satisfied with yourselves

>>153486374
Ostapenko finally slimming down.

we'd be watching emma but zakharova has decided to fuck about

>>153486374
We need these inflatable domes in Perth for winter

abou' time. emma on next.

Love watching Emma humiliate herself.

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am ready

2021 us open finalist leylah annie fernandez loses again

emma chads get in here

emma on court

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>>153487951
>Go raddo!

it's only ruzic why is everyone panicking

Break incoming

yeah nah not worried

any moment now we're gonna take charge and rocket ahead

uhh emma bros..

jesus christ emma

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It is happening again.

Klugman and Emma getting smashed.

emmasisters, how many stalkers are in the crowd right now?

>forced to play in front of psycho stalker crowd
>opponent change two minutes before the match
all things considered emma's doing pretty well

>>153488335
t. emma's empire

>>153488335
Amrit has connections

>>153488274
at least Hannah's playing a girl ranked 200 places above her and she's not getting absolutely clowned on

emma's coughing a lot she's clearly sick... again....

>>153488369
it's obviously ptsd

another embarrassing showing from are emma

>ptsd from last years stalker event
>sick
>overheating
>opponent change
>wrong court
>sleepy looking
>internet negativity
>she's just having a bad day
copes i've read in the last 7 minutes

>break point double fault
yikes

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>>153488363
Oh I didn't see the rankings. CAM ON HANNAH

Much like Kenin, Emma's purpose for existence at this point seems to be allowing players to collect the 'beat a slam champion' achievement.

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imagine losing to this

mto for emma

>>153488460
bloody hell

>>153488460
It's about time. The girl was clearly ailing in the first game

She can't keep getting away with this

why is there always something wrong with emma

That music must be so distracting for emma

I don't know why she even bothers with these soulless desert 1000s

>>153488530
>I don't know why she even bothers
ftfy

>>153488456
wouldn't kick those lips out of bed

>>153488535
:/

>>153488530
Appearance fees maybe. Though when she does appear, it's not always the best of looks for her or the tournament.

*enters emmas empire*
>she lost in cluj because she was sick
>she lost in qatar because she was sick
>she's losing at dubai because she's sick

>>153488572
kek

>>153488430
I just hope those Palestine Action types aren't being mean to her

>>153488572
clearly there's something wrong with her, why else would she take so many MTO's?

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>>153488572
Emma is a compulsive malingerer so they're right.

ee says emma is coachless this tournament so she's flying solo. using her own big brain. inspiring.

emma often inspires me

at least she isn't a grunting retard I guess

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would help her build a phone and send her home/10

>>153488572
>She's not shit, she's just a professional athlete with the stamina and endurance of a sickly third world orphan
Unmatched copium

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iva :) nice meme score. i fell asleep after she finally held a service game to start set 3
varvara :)
petra to face cristian now that boko withdrew

what the hell was that. move you lazy bitch

>it's windy and dusty
add it to the list

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damn mboko out too now

I just saw Emma's hard nipple

>>153488753
They get hard when she's losing, I've analysed this with a team of scientists

If Emma has a humiliation kink it would go some way to explain her career so far

to be fair no one really cares about these desert 1000s
emma is right about skipping them (and she does this the smart way, so wta can't penalise her)
i'm very confident in her indian wells performance

winning or losing i am hard

>>153488502
Is that cameltoe or am I just porn-brained? (probably both)

>>153488502
worth losing $50 on this dumb bitch to see her waxed pussy cameltoe and hard nipples in her slutty nike kit

>>153488668
Emma is giving hope to disabled kids the world over that one day, they too could win the US Open. What a humanitarian she is!

>>153488829
Yeah, disabled kids in England can dream to win the USO, but not the World Cup, this ship has sailed a long tima ago

>>153488665
retarded looking bug eyed freak was her mother exposed to radon gas

Meanwhile in The Hague, Hannah storms back after one of her typically slow starts and takes the second set 6-1

it's raducanusover

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>>153488845
A German manager will win England the WC

commentators in full on excuse mode

>>153488873
Mate, fucking Capello couldn't manage to get us playing consistently well, far from convinced Tuchel will do it

>>153488875
Imagine sex with Emma. You'd probably catch one of her many illnesses, but it would be worth it

>>153488886
Their careers are over if they don't.

>>153488920
>about to cum
>she takes an mto

>>153488920
imagine the smell

somehow, it's not over yet

>>153488941
Fucking kek
>>153488946
What do you think it would be like

>>153488957
Catholics hate losing to Christians

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altenkirchen draw is up

>>153488987
CARPET
A.
R
P
E
T

>>153488987
>wcs for both Mariella and Ida
Very nice

>>153488975
like a musky sweet smell that's completely unique to her
if you smelled it 50 years later you'd instantly remember

>>153489008
We should ask Carlo Agostinelli, he probably took it up her every way imaginable

SET RADUCANU HATERS IN SHAMBLES

emma bros we are so back

weeeeellll it's mighty quiet now

>>153489054
uhhh id prefer not to do that but you can go ahead

>>153489060
never in doubt really

badosa is starting

support ksenia for me pls

licking the sweat off our emma

>the medicine kicked in
lmao