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>>153476631matthews the retarded idiot
Trocheck defenseman now?
1st
Scar?
Where's the post Sueden?
>>153476631first for saku koivu
great save from the German
ok let's see it swedecuck
Let’s be real how does this shit team beat Canada?
non-hockey fan here. Do Sidney Crosby haters exist?
>>153476631Fratricide edition.
Who needs Caulfield when you can have a big slow mexican with brain damage shart all over the ice
FRANZREB
.
Called it.
denmark mentioned
>enter
>>153476687Yeah
>>153476674
Canada's hockey scene is straight-up embarrassing these days, and honestly it's because of all this tranny crap being shoved everywhere, the government forcing gay stuff on everyone, and the endless first nations pandering. You guys used to have these hardcore white dudes coming up who could skate circles around anyone and drop the shoulder without thinking twice. Just pure hockey players, no apologies. Now? Rinks are full of guys in lipstick trying to barge into women's hockey, or these soft boys who won't even finish a check because it might hurt someone's feelings or get called toxic. Trudeau and his people have pride stuff jammed into every school and every league. Rainbow tape on sticks, pride nights that turn games into parades, workshops telling kids to question if they're even boys. It's turning what could've been the next generation of studs into confused kids or guys who end up getting surgery and quitting sports altogether. Your national teams play like they're scared of contact now. They fold the second it gets rough because God forbid someone gets offended.And then the first nations thing. You're dumping billions into reserves and reconciliation nonsense while actual hockey programs are scraping by or shutting down. Rinks get closed so some cultural center can go up that nobody uses. Teams have to add token native players who can barely stay on their feet, all just to check the diversity box and make people feel less guilty. The country's gone completely soft from all this. Hospitals are jammed, crime's out of control, taxes are murdering people, just so you can fund more pride floats and land acknowledgments. Hockey was supposed to be the one thing that stayed raw and masculine. Instead you've let it turn into this weak, rainbow-washed mess full of virtue-signaling and excuses. No wonder you guys suck so hard now. It's not even subtle anymore.
how much USA have to win by to pass us?
>>153476687>Do Sidney Crosby haters existYes, literally everyone that isn't a Pongs fan or from NS hate that faggot.
>>153476687he wasn't liked at first since he was constantly whining for penalties >it's only fitting
Germany has good villain uniforms.
Saade in this thread
>>153476687nice digits
Latvia frens... its over...
Why is USA always slow to start the game?
its over
>>153476696(You)
THAT'S BAKERSFIELD CONDOR JOSH SAMANSKI
Kwabnada getting destroyed ITT and it's only 20 posts in
>>153476687As a Caps fan, I fucking hated his guts when the Penguins were dominating, and especially when Canada beat USA in that one shootout
>>15347671711
>>153476687he was a huge pussy for his first few years in the nhl but he toughened up a bit, won some cups. other than 2010 i have no real complaints about him though
BTFO
Krauts playing much smarter here
it's over, latvia
>>153476720not habs fans mon ami :)
>>153476728>2006 was 30 years ago
DANMARK MED DEN STØRSTE PIKKEMAND
My heart goes out to you latvia, shit start but good game until that goal
Have German fans ever watched hockey before?
>>153476687I hate him from when he was a spoiled brat coming into the league
Keller looks like fucking dogshitno idea where the play isalways in his teammates' wayno effort
>>153476742How's my boy Atro Leppänen doing in there?
>>153476723So is Sidney Crosby the Shai Gilgeous-Alexander of hockey?
USA owns the 2nd period.
LETS GO AUSTON
>>153476731it's alright man. the odds were stacked from the start. just gotta pull up our pants dust ourself off.
it pains me to say it but I truly hope we KWAB out this year because holy hell is this roster is dogshit and they need some consequences for it
I can and would (and hopefully God willing one day WILL) heem jay baruchel
>>153476748That's a lot of goals
>>153476772Probably watched them choke the gold in 2018
cindy crybaby
We aren’t gold medal material
>>153476780Should have kept Conner in. Sullivan is a shitter
still waiting on that webm
>>153476772Not many of us
I fucking hate this talentless piece of shit country
>>153476807nobody can compete with canada
>/hoc/ is most active when /we/ play
Presented by Pokémon??
i hate commercials so much, bros
>>153476781He just played his first game in two months on Friday. Doing good this year but not much of a scorer. He does play the boards well and good IQ. We've had a few Finns in the past
>>153476831Same
>>153476821come on baltbro you got qualified to play in the olympics and some other countries didn't. that should say something atleast?
Why is Pokemon advertising during a hockey game? isn't their audience children and troons?
>>153476827We're the protagonist after all
>he has the gall to complain about someone not doing a favor for himDo it yourself faggot, learn something
I just want this to be over so we finally see the whole table and playoff setups
WHAT THE FUCK
>>15347674810 dipshit
>>153476772DEL is unironically better than your shit league
>>153476829I am playing Pokemon right now too, this is so epic. Epic for the win!
>>153476821>talentless piece of shit countryyou got a cool rally driver
Imagine being flooded by jeets. Even Mexicans, Venezuelans and nafris seem good by comparison.
>>153476831Just press mute retard
>>153476818Too obsessed with divegrass to watch slipperystick
>>153476857starting to think he did that on purpose
>>153476857KWAB
>>153476803that was so frustrating to watch
>>153476857KEK
>>153476831>me watching olympics free without commercials on national public broadcastfeels spurdo spärde
>>153476876It looks weirdly deliberate
>>153476857
Germans machine like here.
Are there just no good American goalies? Why do we have clumsy retards between the pipes?
wait whatdid Jack Hughes just yeet his stick at the boards for no reason, or did the German goalie flick it out of his hands?
>>153476857JACKIE HUGHES
>>153476821Why baltoids so unathletic?
hellySUCK is not a serious goaltender
>>15347685030th anniversary. I imagine they have something big in the works for it.
>>153476901is it really free, though?
>>153476901i'm watching on our national public broadcast and they're showing more commercials than the private broadcasters. frankly, if i were PM, i'd put these people in forced labour camps.
>>153476925Just like my islanders
>>153476915Who was at fault here?
>>153476857>WHAT THE FUCKEVEN THE USA HATES THAT IDIOT MATIUES
>>153476901Me 2 fren <3
>>153476829For me, it's Jumpluff
>>153476875Yeah lolI wish it was more popular here
>>153476843not reallywe would be better off not qualifying at allabsolutely pathetic
>>153476944Their mothers for not swallowing
Wait Germany actually doesn't suck at this`
We would be down 2-0 if the jew was still in net
I hope you all went to Mass today, bros.
>>153476924>Why baltoids so unathletic?vodka
Gotta catch em all
>>153476935for neets it is
Who's better, Matthews or MacKinnon?
>>153476915Gary's $23.2M collision
>>153476969Yeah
>Latvi-AAAAAACCCCKKKKK!!!
>>153476696Why did you post an image with nothing in it?
>>153476915>>153476944it looks like Hughes sees Matthews and then turns into him right before the collision for some fucking reasonmaybe the voices told him to
lmao so we play denmark in elimination?
>>153476969swayman will never play again in milan
>>153476984Retard
>>153476944hughes
>>1534767632020 was 45 years ago
Canada literally has no competition at all. No one is even in the same league. This is dumb just give them the gold
What happens if team USA loses?
Kings organ player is GOAT
>>153476970Religion is cringe.
>>153476984>3 rockets to 0yeah it's obvious
why is it that I can follow the puck much easier If I'm drunk?
>>153477038riots
>>153477013What?
>>153477038shackled bird plays
>>153477031Usa or sweden with good luck can take them out
Should be a Germany power play here
>>153477038ww3
Does no one know how to take a fucking slapper anymore?
KEK
>>153477038Play an elimination game against an easier team than Sweden
SCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRR
wtf, goalie purposely tries to get naked and they blow th whistle??????
kek get owned
>>153477072>play-in roundDISGUSTING
I thought Latvia was good, didnt they win some tournament a couple of months ago
kek based eichel
>>153477072SwedenBeautiful
>>153477088If you think you're beat, just toss your equipment
>>153477031Can'tnada isn't as good as you think they are. USA just needs to stop fucking around and they can beat them easily
Germans paid off the refs
>>153477072it's gonna be some bullshit if we have to play sweden in the quarters>>153477092they're average but they have big upset energy
Yeah no way this shit team beats Canada
>Gary refs rigging it against USgo fucking figure. We get it Gary, still trying to “expand” the game
Y RIGGED
>>153477038They need to lose by 4 for it to matter
That’s a fucking terrible stoppage.
>>153477081It's over.
>>153477108>they just need to be better than the team they're playing Brother.
wtf lol
How the fuck was there no goalie interference
how do you say it's over in german?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
nevermind, let the Freedoming commence!!!!!!!
germans almost got the locker room with a tie
What the fuck is kikechel doing?
about fucking timethis USA team is a joke
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD
SCAARRRR
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARFREEEEEEEE BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD YEAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>153477121>against USare you fucking kidding me
Wes McCauley please fucking retire already
PUCK DONT LIE
shouldve been 2-0 btw
GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLFUCK DEUTSCHLAND
>>153477146his best
How did Germany not clear the puck there? I couldn’t tell because the camera man is on fucking drugs
Germany vs German-americans
>>153477137>how do you say it's over in german?how do you say it in swedish ?
USA USA USA
how do you say it's over in yiddish?
Puck don’t lie?
Just like that all the faggot whistling stopped
>>153477072Teams get reseeded right?
>>153477168don't forget the jews
>>153477157>shit whistle call stops potential goalyes, Hans. I’m serious
you can see the exact moment where his heart breaks in half
>>153477117We will probably be 7D and face Latvia and the US
>>153477175oy vey, oy gestalt, its anuddah shoah
>>153477159>>153477161Learn the rules mutt freak
>>153477162im will gas you
FREEEEEEEEEBIIIIIIRRRRRDDDDDD
>canadian ledditors SEETHING
OIH NO NO NO NO NO NO FOREIGNERBROS
>>153477175
ok but it was the goalies fault he dropped his blocker?
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
Young Crosby kind of looks like pre-looksmaxxed Clavicular.
I’m a white heritage American so obviously I’m rooting for Germany
>>153477197>tf>tplow t post
>>153477137es ist vorbei
That pokemon commercial is the most dysgenic thing I’ve ever seen. A seriously sick person cast that
>>153477204Cool it with the antisemetic remarks Hans, you don't want to end up in jail.
Real talk no way team USA can beat Canada right? The team seems like shit.
does American great Phil Kessel still play? Where's Phil Kessel?
>>153477223>OH SAY CAN YOU SEEBY THE DAWNS SHART MART
>>153477178It's not like anyone in Europe cares about this semen slurping sport anyways
>>153477175probably very similarly to how you'd say it in GermanYiddish is basically the German equivalent of Shakespearian Englishthey're basically mutually intelligible with a bit of extra vocabulary
>>153477230Im soft hearted so I root for the underdog or whichever team is losingBig fan of Finland
>>153477229He looks like my dad
>commercial
>>153477204Und spraken ze gasss
>nbc brought back the musicBased, I missed this
>>15347723256% lol
>>153477258I think he’s a pro poker player now
>>153477171“Jag sug kuk.”
I hear the baby was good again today.
>>153477292For me, it’s Jack Hughes taking a second to stare at him after the fact.
>>153477258>Where's Phil Kessel?eating hot dogs
>>153477252JIIIGGGGGGGGALEEEEEEEPAHFFFFFFFFJIIIGGGGGGGGALEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEPAHFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>153477255only if hellebuick goes beast mode
>>153477292*sobbing* thats my captain
>>153477305https://www.wsop.com/players/666458/
Why is the intermission sponsored by Pokemon
>>153477267es ist vorbeis’iz farbay
>>153477258Becoming stronger
>>153477341*record scratch*yep, that's me
>>153477284kek paco fuming
>>153477349dude earning 18k, stacking fat cash
>>153477349>42,123 rankedGrim
they are showing figure skating during the break and it's probably the straightest sport on the olympics, you just dance with a girl
I pay a gazillion in taxes, but get coverage of the match in state television without any ads.
Ok so if US wins in regulation Canada will play the winner of Czechia vs DenmarkUSA will play the winner of Sweden vs LatviaSlovakia will play the winner of Germany vs FranceFinland will play the winner of Switzerland vs Italy.
>>153477361is that filled with tiny asian massage therapists
>>153477369chikaner you're brown jobless friendless nd you spend 20 hours a day on 4chan
I miss the NBC hockey theme so much bros
>>153477389I don't know about that, dancing, especially with a woman sounds incredibly gay.
>>153477264I cried reading this
>I just wonder how much gas the Germans are gonna have at the end of thislmao
>>153477414they even call you a couple, super straight
>>153477395Why don’t they reseed the teams?
>>153477395>Canada will play the winner of Czechia vs Denmarkcan't make this shit up, actually pissbaby bracket
>>153477357>he doesn’t know
56% lmfao
>>153477423Yeah, a couple of faggots.
>>153477421>Oy vey it’s the holly!
>>153477230based heritagechad
>>153477395>Ok so if US wins in regulationdo it for germoney please just for keks
>>153477430they do>>153477395>USA will play Latviauh oh bros
>>153477395How did we get cucked into a tough quarter final. Canada did this somehow
>>153477232Why would beaners be upset? The statistically brownest and only Latin American team in this tournament is about to win their group.
>>153477230I would see you swinging along with the black criminals in my perfect America
USA scaring 7 times in the second.
>>153477437i cannot imagine living down south and being surrounded by non-whites
>>153477466wdym? burgers were saying denmark was actually tough when they were playing them
why the hell was there a Pokémon on my screen for a second
LITERALLY none of CBC, TSN, sportsnet are showing the hockey gamesits unbelievable how jeeted and feminized canada has become
>>153477433It’s not our fault you can’t ice a better team than the Calgary flames or Vancouver Canucks
Fug… wish I was tappin Kathryn.
>>153477485Same. I would rather be dead
>>153477384How many people in the World Series of Poker have three(3) Stan Lee rings???>One[1] if that's not good enough for you, your standards are unnecessarily high
>>153477510>this guy also doesn’t know
>>153477512yeah completely absurd but it seems like they do this every olympics, same thing on 15 different channels
>one of Canada, US or Sweden won't even make it to the semis
>>153476720I don't hate him I mean he's kind of gay but I respect him and always liked him more than the churka ovechkin
>t-there's dirty spics like me in brown containment states so you're not white o algokek dirty triracial mongrel rapebabies
>>153477512I'm watching the game on CBC gem right now. Are you one of those "I don't do streaming" boomers?
>>153477512Who wants to watch>American hockeyVPN anon?
>>153477554>>one of Canada, US or Sweden won't even make it to the semismore medals for Jano
>>153477554Why do you pretend Canada isn't winning gold
>>153477569yes because whenever i follow gamethreads watching the game on cable streamcucks are 20-30 seconds behind
>>153477491Source?
>>153477575>being some liberal faggot who doesnt even like hockey and is just here to give his gay political takes>>153477569im not paying for cbc gem
>>153477623The irony.
>>153477623>paying for CBC gem
>>153477611finland is the one that can stop you, I mean that unironically
I wonder what the Finns are doing right now
this is what “hockey” means in france btw
>>153477421>american team is filled with (((them)))
>>153477561>chikaner using his native languageshoo shoo ESL
>>153477638Told you he's a VPN faggot lol Jfc
>>153477611I kinda think Canada isn’t gonna win gold.
>>153477623I'm watching usa/germany on tsn right now
>h-he must be a brown spic like me
>>153477648why are the sticks so short?
the german jerseys are so cool
>>153477617my dick in your ass, sissyboi
Finally a fucking penalty
>>153477678yeah they finally put it on
>>153477690Gay british rules. It's proof that Canada invented real hockey. You also can't use your backhand in field hockey
>>153477695I don’t like them. They look Africa coded
>>153477690these were originally umbrellas
>>153477683everyone on /sp/ knows you have a spanish keyboard lmao
>>153477660>omg omg le orange man>have you head how orange man is bad>did u hear what orange man did today>ive never skated on ice before im my life but im goingg to go tell everyone in the hockey thread about orange man
What does the ZB on the middle of the ice stand for?
Leon is playing like shit
STOP WITH THE FUCKING DRONE VIEW YOU FUCKING RETARDS
>>153477708I think youre just retarded
>>153477725He swapped his VPN!
kraut sweaters are so niceand i hate yellow
I think both jerseys suck
>>153477713fuck you, now it looks like uganda to me
some good opportunities for the US on the pk
I can't cheer for Germany in this one because if they win in regulation we will have to play USA in the quarters.
>>153477715i also "accidentally" showed my arch linux bash shell as abdi.muhammedyou've been played, paco
>>153477723Zamboni Bambino
I think Leon is on drugs
>>153477736whole 1st period wasnt on
Wish the trb amd samir show would take a break for the Olympics
>>153477038Americans don't know what hockey is anyway.
nice save kraut
>>153477745If Germany can (theoretically) beat them, why can't you?
>USA leaves their best offensive players off the roster >Team USA’s offense is visibly bad Wow. Who could have possibly seen this coming.
>>153477723Zero Booty (the players have flat asses)
our pp just sucks
>>153477718You're so retarded lol keep embarrassing yourself kiddo
>>153477787lol
Any time an Amerimutt falls over it’s a penalty
Is Draisaitl drunk?And now the Amerigolems start to dive
>>153477777
>>153477761Maybe you should shut the fuck up too
Why the fuck did eichel skate so slow
kek he just threw trochek to the ground
my gf said my pp isn’t very good, which boggled me because I don’t even play hockey
should be on trocheck, what a faggot
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>only 2 goalsIs American hockey washed
Is there a rule against getting an 800lb fat negress to take up the entire goal as your goalie?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA USAUSAUSA
Hey, another goal! Neat.
Free Bird x2
Generational Bustin Matthews
looks like brokers were right again
>spics came to /hoc/ to seethe about White AmericansWhat got them so mad? because their spic shitholes aren't in the Olympics?
That's how you use a powerplay germany
>>153477815Trochek diving fag
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOGERMOIDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
let the freedom horn blow!
>>153477800>Is Draisaitl drunk?He's not Draisaitl if he's not doing blind backhand passes to nobody
ALERT ALERT BUSTHEWS DID SOMETHING
USAUSAUSA
>matthews can only score when trocheck flops for him
Scoring with PP doesn't even count
>>153477835physics
USA USA USA USA
APOLOGIES
>>153477860He's not used to not having McChud bail him out for that
didnt even know he shot it lol
Germany is experiencing freedom
>>153477835She probably wouldn't survive the plane ride over
Matthews gets to the greasy areas
Searching for posts that contain ‘samir’. Returning only first 1000 results found.Searching for posts that contain ‘trb’. Returning only first 1000 results found.
I just realized my feed was delayed thanks for spoiling it for me you idiots
>>153477710Early field hockey sticks were much more like ice hockey sticks in shape. It was unironically Indians who determined that these were shithouse for field hockey and changed them to the style used today.
>>153477884Already did when he showed an emotion vs the danes
>>153477767I believe Finland can absolutely beat them no matter what but i'd rather have the game happen in semis. But you're right in the end it doesn't matter bronze game is just depressing desu.
>>153477884lo siento senor, tu es muy bueno
>>153477723Zebra BossesThe refs are in charge here
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD
>kahuhn
>>153477887>WE DON'T DO THAT IN GERMANY!
>>153477903Much like TRB in April 2022 or whatever
LMAO 3:0
Had to buy HBO because the stupid national broadcast service wouldn't secure the rights to any hockey games other than the gold and bronze matches.
Matthews looks like a drunk farmer that touches his niece
we're getting some fucking kino camera angles
>>153477937Well he is a catholic
>>153477835This is a good point and I’ve never heard a good answer. A 600 pound person would take up the whole goal and it would be impossible to score. I unironically think hockey people are too stupid to think of this
big boy hits
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Reminder that USA is rightful Israeli soil
would be kino if that germans skate came up and hit tkatchuk right in the neck
>>153477937A real Midwest hero
haha thechuck went stalingrad on that german
>>153477884Nah, that should've been Quinn's goal
Freeberg kek
>>153477962truth
Time to pay up for NATO yurocuckolds.
>legend of zelda musickek
>be canada>national sport is hockey>so poor you cant afford to start your own league>have to rely on daddy america to start a league for you>suddenly the league is filled with americans who are better than canadians at their own sportabsolutely cucked beyond repair
Where are all the Matthews sux guys? Doing okay?
Bias aside, I honestly think this thread is worse when USA is winning vs Canada.
>>153477931>paying for something you can watch for free on onhockeyAt least it doesn't affect a poor person
i am once again being reminded jack hughes looks completely out of place among the leagues best players
>>153477510It's the 30th anniversary of pokemonhow are they celebrating?by releasing nothing
always a bridesmaid never the bride kek
>>153477969Sure but make it Brady my Cats need the other one
>>153477969Retard, they are wearing neck guards
zero german attack
Brady should be captain. In my heart he is the captain of team USA
these refs are so late to blow the whiste when the goalie doesnt clearly have his hand on it or something
>>153478007kek i though the NHL was canadianit's even more cucked if it's an american league
>>153477898no loss if they don't survive
Reminder Barkov was a choking bitch until Tkachuk showed up
uh oh homo stuff in the crease
So was his strategy to just throw his equipment away again and hope the refs see?
PENULTY SHOOOOOTLETS GOOO
Trash reffing
based Tkachuks shittalking Draisaitl
>>153478008he still sucks. he did 1% of the work on that goal.
I still believe. Its not over
>>153478058What country they from
canada wishes they had hockey families like the tkachuks and hughes
>>153477969>and hit tkatchuk right in the neckwith a skate
>>153478008>tied with joel armia, kaapo kakko, dalibor dvorsky and martin gernat in points
>>153478017Cool it with the antisemitism bro
>>153477988https://nationalpublicdata.com/people/f/leonard-freeberg/
>>153478013Nobody like the USA. Even more so when we're winning.
>>153478036It was established in Canada bud
>>153478030Objectively it should've been Eichel, but we could agree that Busthews was not it
seen enough I think
>>153478036is poland good at ANY sport?
>>153478022>cats fanthe whole 15 of you need him
>with zero effort on my part I was born in the greatest country to ever exist in world history >it just keeps getting better Yuros will never know this feel
>chicanos, leafs and foreigners all seething
>Euro and Leaf refs rigging it against USThe seethe never ends
>>153478007just like mexico and povertyflop lmao
>>153478074If he "sux" why does he score so many goals and get so many assists?
>>153478085This. Even my boomer parents who don’t watch hockey know who the Tkachuk bros are
>>153478113Wrong VPN bud
>>153478103pluming fix speedruns
fix your mic!!!!!!!!!!
>>153478097That must mean the Canadian teams are the best at it? They're the best at it right? They win the championship every year...right?
>>1534781142 out of 4 refs there are americans
wes speak up
Nice non called cross check lmao
>>153478144I don't wanna hear him.
>>153478103Dying
>>153478101>EichelYeah I would’ve fully supported that too. Matthews just doesn’t have it
>>153478105Thanks but we are only 6
>>153478120because he does neither of those during the playoffs and somehow gets to wear the C
>>153478147Canadian players sure are the best at it :)
Matthews is definitely the most over-hated player ever. The fact that a chill California dude can be an elite goal scorer triggers people
>>153478103Gold medal in Holocaust Denial
>>153478174For their local teams?
>>153478161these nigga high as fuck
>>153478190I personally take the silver.
Im sorry but soccer is clearly superior to this and tackleball. Who the fuck watches this clown show? this is hardly a sport It looks like some bullshit grade school children come up with in the last 15 minutes of recess
:)
dang, germany sucks!
>>153478165He has like over 20 goals and 30 assists in 68 playoff games. The fact that the leafs suck doesn't mean Matthews isn't good
it's crazy how americans don't care about hockey yet keep canada (whose only sport is hockey) consistently cucked in it
>>153478190Thought it was illegal to deny the holly there
>>153478161I’m sorry Barkov is injured, Heikki
>>153478008Are you retarded?
>>153478194Have you seen McChud this Olympics? 9 points in 3 games
>muh seethe>muh cope>muh my country is better than your country >muh brown people>muh im still a virgin>muh all i do is post on this meaningless basketweaving forumget a grip guys
This German team is pretty much what the Oilers will be like after McDavid is done
>>153478174Cope
final bracket will most likely look like this
>>153478178Honestly I think his hate is partly due to leaf fans being the most dramatic fanbase in the NHL
>>153478235Unironically the worst generation ever
Matthews has to get the FUCK out of tronna. That team is death.
>>153478235Agreed. /hoc/ is for hockey
>>153478007the NHL is a Canadian league. But if Americans want to subside our favourite sport and pay Canadians tens of millions of dollars I'm not going to stop them.
>>153478246But what if Germany wins
>>153478178Matthews is definitely the most over-hated player ever. The fact that a fat bald Mexican dude can be an elite goal scorer triggers people
>>153478109They’re not allowed to have any pride. It’s verboten.
>>153478178His skating ability isn't elite, he is an elite goal scorer and play making is great. That being said his shots have an uncanny ability to hit the post a lot.
Paint it Black sounds so good on the Organ.
This is by far the faggiest hockey discussion on the Internet. Truly homosexual. Basically consists of Canadians and third worlders hating on usa. Must be rough to have to cope so much
>>153478229Against professional smelt fisherman. Wow, incredible
>>153478246>Germany vs. Franceuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh KINO ALERT
>>153478235hoc has a lot of mexican white supremacists
>>153478220For sure chikaner
>>153478246intredasting, so we are fucked
>>153478161Wish we got more drunk Barkov clips. That vid of drunk Barkov and Reinhart arguing about Sommer Ray is hilarious
>>153478235Only way that frog was more german would be if it had a kebab
>>153478178I think he’s a great player I don’t think he’s a natural born leader. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with that either it just is what it is
>tfw it probably wont be canada vs usa for the goldthis sucks bros
>>153478246so germany losing is the easiest path for them
>>153478212ok now compare that to his regular season statsits not that he "sucks" but he plays significantly worse in the playoffs than the regular season and that is not an attribute of a winner
>uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh KINO ALERT
mike johnson is terrible
>>153478220only a non-white thinks americans don't care bout hockey chikaner
>>153478321How does the most kino possible outcome suck? You tryna catch these hands?
>>153478235The amount of people posting in to the ether in this thread is really something. Like how many paragraphs of generic trolling that get no response can a person write before they get a clue.
LOL.
>>153478329He would win if he went to a playoff oriented team
You're on 4chan.You're a racist, sexist, right wing chud.You come here to call people niggers and jews. That's why this site exists.But you have a problem.You're cucked. You're mad because your government and nation state is under leftist globalist control.You look aroundYou see other nation states with chud leadersYou seethe.Your nation state plans to import 10 million jeetsAmerica has negative immigrationWhat can you do? You're on a competitive racist and nationalist website and you can't be racist or nationalist.You seethe about those that aren't cucked.
>>153478293canadians and third worlders are synonymous. its literally OVER for canada
>>153478291all songs at hockey games should be played on the organ
>>153478335certified vantablack coal (but you already knew that)
>incelebrini
>>1534783591993
>>153478321Are we really that bad?
>>153478293You're Mexican
>>153478208It's so nice that Elmo is going to teach Brady to read :)
>>153478349
>>153478367>You're a racistonly against pollacks
why didnt they play ottengier today?
>>153478368That looks disgusting
cant wait for this to be over desu
>>153478178I don't think he is hated, so much as people expect him to be Sidney Crosby or Connor McDavid, when he is a goal scorer like Ovechkin, but not a leader like him.He's not a spotlight leader type, and Toronto has been sorely lacking that since Sundin.
>>153478178You’re a retarded mutt, go watch football
>>153478367Worst post ITT congrats
>>153478347vpn off leafwe white americans canonically don't care, it's below all other sports. it's fun that we can mock leafjeets with it but that doesn't mean we care about it, it's just a weapon to wield against enemy foreigners
>>153478018Even the thought-ended franchise Dead or Alive is rereleasing 6 for next gen and announced a new game for their 30th anniversary. That is absolutely pathetic from a billion-dollar media franchise
>>153478399saving him for an important one
>>153478393We both know it has to end this way
>>153478399Otter is overrated as fuck. I trust Hellashit despite his playoff reputation way more.
cant get over how much of a fuckin FREAK brady tkatcthtukt looks like
>>153478416>>153478416>>153478416New
how do americans sleep at night knowing that they lose in hockey to a county with 10% of their population? pretty fucking pathetic tbqh.
Off topic but does anyone have a webm of that time hellybuck was being interviewed and he said he studied goaltending extremely hard? :D
>>153478384Im worried theres a non zero chance you get put out by sweden if they have a good game
>>153478367>a racist, sexist, right wing chudUm actually that was all a psyop conspiracy made by Moot and Epstein. The files prove it.
>>153478367trump isnt a chud hes a jewish puppet
confirmed system baby. completely worthless without McMeme
>>153478399GM doesn't want to give the shine to his divisional opponents
>>153478423Like Canada?
>>153478208Cringe
>>153478432In my bed, typically.
>>153478368I thought that was the monkeypox (that they stopped talking about when it was infecting kids)
>>153478015God damn it.Why wasn't Jesus born in Norway?They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
The beanermutt Americans have been waiting all tournament for Matthews to do something so they can talk about how he’s so disrespected and it took a fucking deflection goal LMAO
>>153478246Wow
>>153478488We know memethews sucks
>>153478220It's a huge country (population) they actually have more junior players than Canada I'm pretty sure.
>>153478220We only play it to troll them. We even let them occasionally play for the Stanley cup because it's even funnier when they believe they have a shot
>don't call a blatant trip right in front of the linesmenwtf lol
>>153478536“Great non call” XDDDD
>>153478524>weYou’ve never skated in your life, you’re a fat tub of shit mexican
>>153478488It went off his stick.
>>153478272Cope
>>153478432Once our black people learn how to skate it's over for yo cracka ass
>>153478419>we white americans canonically don't careimagine outing yourself as non-white and living in a non-white area like this lmaaaaaaaaaaooooooo
>>153478272>>153478647But seriously why is it called the national hockey league when it's a league of two nations with international players?
>>153478647it's a cope sure but American teams have paid out billions of dollars to Canadian hockey players and given out hundreds of millions in college hockey scholarships. it's a huge trade deficit. You literally subside our athletes so thanks for your service I guess
>>153478419You don't care because you're poor and brown and hockey is an expensive sport for white people like Minnesotans.
>>153478721>broke nigga cope
>>153478758>white people like Minnesotans.
>>153478704Because it was created in Canada and originally all of the teams were Canadian. Then later American teams were invited in, but only good civilized cities like New York, Boston, Chigago, Detroit. Later they stsrted allowing more and more American teams and it slowly became the jewish run globohomo McFranchise that you see today.
Is there a chance that any of these hockey threads will be usable and not filled with pol shit...
>>1534789052 weeks after the Olympics
>>153478855>but only good civilized cities like New York, Boston, Chigago, Detroit0/2 on bait posts so far. Let's see what you got, hotshot.
