27 + Kay
Dodgers
>>153482781Kay MINDFUCKED Soto
Well there goes the janny tranny advertising thought experiment. Recycle later >>153482791
>>153482853there's no baseball team called the indians
this is the thread
>>153482853800 losses in this pic btw
>Manny praising Dodgers spendingPadgersbros we fucking did it!
>>153482892Dafaq??
https://youtu.be/gnBpt21Xrqs?si=zcLTtDkZI-FwRRlu
>>153482891why did he do it bros?
>>153482891Source or it’s AI
>>153482781kys
>>153482891hope realmuto got suspended for this
>>153482904>how did they move the bodies from the players in monument park from the old stadium to the new one >hangs up without a word fucking crying rn
>>153482891serves him right for showing up the boss
yaNKseethe
Bottom 5 rotation btw
here’s the mink man
>>153483006Maybe it's crazy to say one likes a bullpen before the season, but I like their bullpen.
>>153483006literally never heard of any of these guys besides recognizing senga from these memes
>>153483006They’ll just pitch peralta 5 days in a row
dodgers
>>153483059
*ahem*Brendan Flyover
Boston slags luv cum
>>153483141Brendan Flyover vs Brandon Flyover Who you got?
>>153483175Prime Michael
>>153483094What did he mean by this?
>>153482781Sweaty fat white titties are my fucking Kryptonite
The Marlins might actually win the division this year
>>153483189Run it backees having a rough go of it
>>153483175Mike trout
>>153483175Michael of course
>>153483175Trout
>>153483175MIIIIIIIICHAAEEEEL
This is Faggot Mike erasure and you know it
>>153483175Michael Nelson Trout
>>153483245>Faggot Mike erasure
>>153483175The Millville Meteor
>>153483141From one flyover team to another!
>>153483245>>153483257>cultural genocide
Fucking Bros... If this happened in the MLB does the run not count too?
>>153483279Only the mariners are flyover tbqh Cardinals at least have some history
>>153483289edlose diass moment
>>153483289Mindfucked
>>153483289What the fuck was he doing? Just run the fucking bases!
I’m buke chiambi and welcome to the show
>>153483333checked
baybaw on friday bros
'ate dogs'ate humans'ate rakshasa'luv me vishnu'luv me marinsaars
‘uck dogs‘uck dog owners too
>>153483350this is everything
>>153483350>>153483362>fuck dogsPretty sure that’s illegal
>>153483371not in the south
>>153483289Maybe don’t jump and turn your body half way around while running forward. Sucks to see but wtf was he thinking?
>>153483383Big if true
more like based ball
>>153483397
>>153483408kek
1. Red Sox2. O’s3. Yanks4. Jays5. Rays
>>153483397if canada so blatantly cheats in slickrock, what are they doing to cheat in baybaw?
>>153483438Roids
>>153483436moron
BravesPhilliesMarlinsMets Nationals
>>153483471Gay Barves
>>153483408they thought they had it in the bag kek
I remember when someone here said the Mets and Braves didn't improve and now every projection has the Mets and Braves 1st n 2nd in the division. Enjoy 82 wins philthy
>>153483436Genius
>>153483502I kek every time
>>153483502Biggest choke job possibly ever
>>153483502gonna reply to this again kek
Why does it feel like only a handful of teams got better this offseason? Mariners, Orioles, Tigers, Reds, and Dodgers feel like the only clubs that did anything meaningful.
>>153483563>Marinerslol
I like Devin Williams. He’s going to be an elite arm.
i think i'm a rockies fan now!https://x.com/Rockies/status/2023057343513231811
>>153483504Mets have no defense in LF, 3B, 1B, it’s a long season and their pitching staff gives up a lot of contact, good luck with that.
>>153483590WHO
>>153483563the reds did nothing
>>153483590I look like this
>>153483628they got geno for peanuts, that's pretty good
>>153483628>ynr when they thought they were getting schwarber
>>153483612I disagree 3B is going to be a problem. Bo profiles well as a 3rd baseman, they have Baty as insurance if Bo ends up failing. I don't know about 1st, but again Baty is their versatile position player and a good one. Unlikely both Po and Bo will be a disaster. Soto anywhere in the OF is going to be below average so you got that right.
>>153483644They were gonna pay a lot for him too.
>>153483504>preseason projections
There are really just people out there walking around doing whatever. You ever ponder that?
>>153483647I also want to add Luis Robert is an overrated defender, but the Mets centerfield defense was so bad he is undoubtedly an upgrade.
>>153483504>preseason projectionsthis is the kind of retard that wins every fantasy football game on Tuesdays
>>153483647Yeah, if Bo needs a month to settle at 3B, that’s exactly the scenario where things could get ugly quick, especially with how fast balls come at you over there compared to short. Spring training reports are saying he’s putting in the work on footwork (Mets brought in that coach who helped J.D. Davis back in the day), and projections think his tools translate decently since third demands less range than short. But zero games at the position in his career? That’s a real risk for early season growing pains: bad reads, slow transfers, errant throws across the diamond. We’ve seen guys like that struggle out of the gate.Baty’s the obvious plug in. He’s looked solid defensively at third in the past (positive OAA numbers when he played there), and Stearns has been clear they’re planning to get him 500+ PAs moving around (3B backup, some 2B, 1B, even LF/RF spots). If Bo’s adjustment drags, Baty slides in full time at third for a stretch, which isn’t the worst thing. His bat’s coming along (that .783 OPS stretch last year was legit), and it keeps the defense from tanking completely.Polanco at 1B is still the weakest link glove wise. He’s grinding on picks and scoops in camp (only a handful of starts there ever), but at 32 with declining mobility, he’s not turning into a plus defender overnight. Baty or even Vientos can spell him, but if Polanco’s the everyday guy and balls start finding the hole because of poor footwork around the bag, those contact heavy pitchers (Peterson, Manaea types) are gonna feel it.Soto in LF should be an improvement over his right field disaster last year (negative 12 OAA or whatever nightmare it was). Left’s shorter throws, less arm stress, and he was actually okay there earlier in his career (positive 5 OAA in 2019). He’s said he’s comfortable with it, and the Mets are framing it as roster optimization. Still, range isn’t his superpower.
>>153483663all the time, boo.all the time.
>>153483663I call them NPCs
jfc. who unloosed the blogger?
>>153483070WHO
>>153483692If you must pfma.
>>153483674HESULDUSABILLAGOODS
>>153483666based devil trips of truth
>>153483502o kek
>>153483699I believe that's random internet whore # 4,037,263, but I could be mistaken
>>153483708AN HE STUCKIT RIGHUPTHEMETSSREAENDS
>>153483617>>153483699they're not gonna hit you up, Chang
>>153483653You’re right, some retard that “doesn’t believe in analytics” and barely understands the sport or baseball beyond a superficial level does.Every good defensive shortstop could switch to first base and play near a gold glove level.
>>153483743Based fuck chang, all my niggas love mao
>>153483699>>153483617Hey Chang, long time no see ;)
he looks good in the poop and piss
>>153483777trips of toilet
>>153483791haven't seen this one before
>>153483777Nobody cares doyerpacos
>>153483791everyone cares dodgerchad
>>153483743>>153483761herro! prease name the internet whoru now
>>153483070kinda looks like taryn but she would never degrade herself like this
>>153483760Marxist Leninist Board
>>153483873Ukraine won lol.
>>153483871I get Anne Hathaway vibes
>>153483889You did not just ask me that question! What a forward young man you are, my goodness!
>>153483871this is a taryn feet pics general now
>>153483902ngh
What ever happened to him?
>>153483920To shreds you say?
Why doesn't he look like this?
Who’s going to be 2026’s designated loser in the World Series?
High alert! Recker about to be interview here:https://video.vsin.com/apps/733/2092559-2172407click on watch live now
Hurston Waldrep had some elbow discomfort this week. A MRI showed loose bodies, but the ligament seemed fine. He will see Dr. Meister this week. The Braves don’t know how long he might be out.— Mark Bowman (@mlbbowman) February 15, 2026
>>153484004It’s a trap!
Bone spurs sound genuinely painful m.
>>153484016>It’s a trap!?
>>153483990Mariners
https://youtu.be/ys_JB1lWQLo?si=eTqq8e0FHxydDWz3
/younguys/
1. ‘04 Red Sox2. ‘01 Diamondbacks 3. ‘81 Dodgers 4. ‘95 Mariners
My pirates (:
hatelovehatelove
>>153483975WHO
Most painful BadDon’t remember Don’t remember
>>153484105someone fuck this guy
METS TOOK RORTVEDT JUST TO SPITE THE DODGERS LIKE HOW THEY SWIPED BICHETTE LAST MINUTE. I HATE THEM SO MUCH (don't care about bichette, though)
>>153484170he asked for no ointment
*fap fap fap* ehe
…2004…2017…
I don’t think I can handle 5-10 more years of Dave Roberts mindfucking me, I mentally checked out 22 years ago…
>>153483721How is this even real?
>>153483912ugly knobbly manly feet, like a 3.9/10t. The /mlb/ FootFag
I’m right here if anyone wants to fight. Mets fans welcome, Astros, Red Sox. Anyone.
>METS TOOK RORTVEDT JUST TO SPITE THE DODGERS they have 4 catchers now on their 40-man roster. you might actually be right.
>>153484269See you in 15
>>153483912On second thought, I'm a gay little fairy boy and I'm not fit to judge this goddess
>>153484269I HOPE I NEVER MAKE IT TO NEW YORK
>>153484269No way we live close to each other lmao
>>153484307Da heights?
>>153484269Currently triangulating your position and inserting malware to steal your data and dox you in the genny
I'm here to ruin this general.
>>153484316Sick em aj!!
PFMA
>>15348431620 million people btw. I blend in like assassins creed homie.
>>153484269Stankeedoo ‘em!
>>153484369Is he really allowed to stuff his face with garbage during the game? Someone should say something
>>1534842695 Chinese dudes wearing Mets hats just raped this poster. F. Rip anon.
>>153484404Chinks did this?
>>153484419You tellin me a chink fried this rice?
>>153484269computah turn this faggot into a bbl juicy twink slick with no hair below his nose oiled up ready to be fucked
Fuck all of you. I’m bipolar. The things you put into my head make me want to kill myself.
>>153484486TWO POLES?!?
>>153484369I want him to fuck me like the little faggot slut I am
>>153484493kek I love two scoops :)
>>153483617Methinks it’s Joe Girardi’s hot ass daughter
>>153484369how are they just allowed to do the coca cola logo like that??
>>153484486It’s ok don’t KYS keep your head up it’s all good
>>153484568Thx it means a lot
>>153484568Don’t tell me what to do
>>153484579You’re ok dude you’re gonna be ok
>>153484511Please hug my ass
hi
>>153484369mans can eat
>>153484602This is psychotic
>>153484604based sausage girl
>>153484269GET'EM BOYS!
>>153484613lol
>>153484613Made me chuckle
>>153484613actually kek'd
>>153484611kek
>>153484613Actually shit my pants laughing at this
>>153484609Is this the work of Psychogang?
i forgot about /mlb/
>>153484613kekini
>>153484683Clever
>>153484675*shovels you*
>>153484686bodied that freak!
which mlb players do you think post here?
>>153484694little over half
>>153484702saucedo does but he stopped this past year
>>153484694Nimmo & Bauer. Also something to note: mental health issues are reason to place a person on a team’s restricted list.
>>153484694Prob none desu
>>153484710*sticks finger in air*I recognize that player from my mariners!
>>153483006Peralta and McLean are good. Everyone else is a question mark
Pedro seemed real humble.
>>153484718Soon you will recognize him as another lost soul, doomed forever to wander the anaheim bullpen....
>>153484714Trevor Bauer is not an MLB player
wasn't funny you guys are faggots
>>153484734Ah, he was traded, very well. Alas! I recognize he
>>153484734>anaheim >wins the west >gets a ring before Kyle rally
>>153484762he got DFA'd when the season ended, probably when ferrer came over
>>153484716Pothead.
>>153484764Tayler Saucedo MINDFUCKED anaheim.
there's an entire baseball world out there that I don't even know exists
>be cantwinada>cheat>lose KEK
>>153484880I think most of the entire baseball world outside of dodgers fans were rooting for the blue jays, mostly because dodger fan behavior is uniquely crass
>>153484888They cheated at the Olympics
>>153484888I was rooting for the Dodgers.
>>153484888Fuck canada
>>153484888checked and true
>>153484925I don't hate Canada because I'm a college educated heritage American but you do your thang
>>153484969sounds like Arcadian FUD to me but w/e
>>153484908I said most of the baseball world not every try hard faggot starved for attention
I was rooting for both teams to lose
>>153484981that's both rude and incorrect because all of america was rooting for the dodgers (america's second team after the mariners)
>>153484987>seahawks blue and green flair>LOSE in rasm color this hat knows ball
Ok /mlb/ what are the end all be all of baseball stats.The big ones that tell me who’s actually good.XBABIP? OPS? ERA+?
lol
>>153485006RBIHRthus ends the list of meaningful stats
>>153484993It's incorrect to say you're starved for attention? I think we both know that's not true. Also MLB isn't an international competition, people like yourself that see political battles in everything are extremely pathetic
>>153485008I look like that and think like that
>>153485008me in red
>>153485018Orioles legend Pete Alonso had nearly 140 RBIs in 2025, second only behind Schwarby.
>>153485022My Mariners get plenty of attention, a fact highlighted by how little respect my Seahawks got this year.>it's not an international competitionsomeone tell the Rogers Corp!
>>153485042That's crazy, his team mustve done well off the back of that
>>153485042Pete's doing it his way.
>That's crazy, his team mustve done well off the back of that
>>153485046>we wuz mayflower ñ shiet I’m going to ask you nicely, stop stealing coastal elite culture. Bostonians were flying over that heroin shithole since 1492.
>>153485072my family came over on the mayflower tho
dodgers need bauer i know i know they should get him
>>153485060fucking lol
>>153485086you're welcome
>>153485080You’re not Portuguese fella.
>>153485101watertown niggas own yo stankin' azz
>your team wasn't featured in the 800th episode of The Simpsons
>>153485120>wow, 300 episodes, what an awful pile of shit I hope they cancel it soon
>>153485080Yeah in the slave compartment kek.
>>153484969What’s a heritage American?
>>153485120Only seasons 1-9 plus sneed count
>>153485125imma pilgrim tho
>>153485126the douche chills you get from reading that should tell you everything you need to know
>>153485126A miserable pile of secrets
>>153485126me, I am
>>153485113>we Wuz Sox Bad look Indian flyover
>>153485134>>153485150You’re Vancouver immigrants who were to weak to survive our east coast winters. The weak DIE! *kicks u*
>>153485162>>153485166Literally here since 1848 felling trees by way of Wisconsin (go pilots)
>>153485173we wuz buying cheap land from routed natives afforded to us by early versions of the homestead act n shiiiet because europe was already developed an expensive n shiiiet
>>153485150So heritage American are those who carry a gun and little toy badges pretending to be cops or soldiers? Ohhhhhhhh.
>>153485173this log looks like spurdo sparde
>>153485196I don't remember reading anything about any payments.
>>153485211Your family arrived before construction of the rail connection to the rest of the eastern rail network finished. Pretty cool, those niggas were actually surviving out there, lul.
>>153485243Just don't ask about the Whitmans...
>>153485046>>153485113>>153485134>>153485150>>153485173>>153485211>>153485251
I'm just fren that likes mariners and apu an baybaw. any other comfy frens up? it's getting comfy hours in here frens. goo goo gah gah comfy frens need binky and attention comfy diapy baby frens
>>153485294blow ya shi smoove off
>>153485211comfy baby pepe farmer fren
>>153485304im sorry fren
oh yeah that's the stuff
>>153485317dopamine overdose
>>153485317happy fren!
>>153485317You sick fuck
Imagine how many takes that ohtani new balance commercial took before the audio engineer threw up his hands in frustration and called it a wrap with “wheen got nyow”
>>153485351newbarance :3
>>153485353haha he says it that way
>>153485006There's really no limit to what you can look at but if you want all encompassing "be all end all" >hitterswRC+wOBA>pitchersERA-FIP-The problem with counting stats is that they're dependent on the team so if you want to compare two players it's better to look at rate stats that try and isolate for skill and not luck. And also if there's more stats to choose from you can pick the one that portrays the player you like in a positive light and ignore the ones that don't. None of this matters though we're all just le talking monkeys on le rock hurling through "le space" and you shouldn't care about anything because science said so
>>153485499this
>>153485499nihilismsistas we are so fucking back!!!
Can the ai slop guy make a video where it starts with this close up and then it zooms out and Morpheus is wearing nothing but a diaper and then he shits his diaper full of shit and cum
>>153485529I would never use my AIsloppapowers for evil.
>>153485499it's funny that sabermetrics seemed daunting to take onboard when you grew up with traditional stats your whole life. they've actually served to simplify everything and make the game easier to understand. the only thing I really actively pay attention to anymore are the standings. shoutout also to Winky and his charts for a snapshot of what's what at any given point in the season.
while trying to catch a glimpse of kyle tucker, the camera catches andy P already bobbling the ball twice in like ten seconds at the very end of the video. andy potheadz gonna smoke himself stupid into another world series https://youtu.be/K8C2vB1XaYY?si=KVYkf3tj4OtTNlMl&t=365
>>153485587I only pay attention to the Fraudtangle.
>>153485587>they've actually served to simplify everything and make the game easier to understand.yeah it's not quite ironic but it is pretty funny. I look at it more in the off season when I'm helping my team scout free agents and trade targets
>>153485587i used to like looking at standings until the genny boss said I wasn't allowed to look at em until after the asb
>>153485596Tucker jumpscare
>>153485587it's that and OBP for me. i try to look at OPS more
>>153485587The + stats have made is so I don’t have to think about anything ever again :]
I miss spending time thinking about how good a player would be if he played for the Rockies.Sigh...Thanks "science"
>>153485634based thin air CHAD
>>153485596this is the good shit to pull me out of rip van winkle mode
I’m Peff JassanAnd I approve this message
i always thought it was puh-SAN but every reporter guy says it PASS-an
PASS-an dat dank ganjakush
>>153485625that's the most emotion we'll see all year
>>153485684>>153485708>>153485715https://vocaroo.com/1clP7JhCbqJg
She's so FUCKING hot
The new stats are making you dumber people wake up. Eh who am I kidding, the world is full of NPCs
>>153485763I only use the new stats to make me smart.
>>153485759bitch thinks she's marilyn monroe still pretty hot though
>>153485529Just realized that they were DayQuil and NyQuil respectively
>>153485763nimby is gauche, bruv
>>153485759Her friend repoing Emmet Sheehan. Interesting
>>153485716this is the only emotion I saw from him all year kek
roses are red violets are blueexpos are coming backDEAL WITH IT JEW!!!
>>153485832Da crybaby cubbies kek!
>>153485852Tucker is a chinless mentally weak pussy, I'm so glad he's gone kek
signing autographs looks like it must fucking suck
How often do you guys think people sit on this website all day?
>>153485872I was wrong last season when I said there's no way the Dodgers would pursue Tucker
>>153485890It’s not so bad if you’re not famous because people rarely ask you for one
>>153485890i like the guys who sign for kids only
>>153485890I doubt Tucker signs many autographs, he's so obviously just in it for the money which I don't fault him for at all
>>153485923E anon
>>153485832LMAO they were going through some things
>>153485952I thought the deal was gross but I'm excited to watch the team more now
>>153485926>>153485971dodgers are literally the perfect team for him. I still think he'll choke in the playoffs because that's just who he is but if he could succeed anywhere it would be LA
>>153485980even if he does nothing at the plate in the post season the fact it would still be an upgrade from last year because it moves Teo to left and Conforto was left off the roster is just ridiculous
>>153486010Yeah I mean like anything with the Dodgers it's pointless to discuss it as you would another team
reminder that edman was an absolute monster early last year who was tied for the lead in HRs with ohtani, judge, and raleighhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-qRTIr5sBY
>>153486108he was clearly roiding along with Teo
Wow a shitty player had a good first month, kino and based! “kek!”
Everyone shut up!It's bedtime.
>>153486155This!!! This this this this this this!! This this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this! Kek!!!
>>153485923
>>153485926I mean no shit lol you were wrong doyerpaco. were you the same retard chimping out about Skubal not getting $400m in free agency?
what do you mean we're only 5 days out from spring training games? it feels like it was only yesterday I was told to mind the stove...
>>153482781There's barely anything covering that woman.
>>153486343she's covering up the rings:D
Fuck Canada
>>153486378gaynada lost...
>>153486389That’s right. Fuck Canada
>>153486441gaynadian?
>>153486453WE ALL HATE CANADA!
>>153486289no. I was the one periodically spamming Skubal to the Dodgers during the offseason though. regarding what I said about Tucker it was relatively early last season when a particular Cubs fan was expressing some anxiety about the Cubs probably not making an effort to re-sign Tucker and how the Dodgers were probably going to get him. at the time it didn't seem as big a need. our best prospects were all outfielders, Conforto still had time to find some form, and Teo's defense hadn't completely fallen off a cliff. It sounded indulgent and I thought they would spend on other unforeseen needs.
>>153486486(>-0v0)>
t(-_-t)
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>>153486607¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>153486743'.`
>>153486774—[X_x]—>
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The chorale version of Like A Prayer that I keep seeing people use in shorts and reels is actually really good and I can’t stop listening to it.
roberts said tanner scott looked really good
Yeah, I like titties, so what?
>>153487533checked and tittypilled
Jeremy spoke in
>>153487533Post ‘em!
>>153487649classssssssssss today
recker and heavy johnson on the same grid? yes please!
>>153488001Recker on the board!!!!
>>153488001Pitching? Not catching?
>>153482833who's this dude and what does he do
who's this dude and what does she do
I;m thinking about thos titties
>>153488275these?
>>153488347Guhdang!!!
>>153483563Everyone expects a brutal CBA fight and would rather hunker down until that blows over
>>153488001Recker didn’t play in the Negro Leagues?
HOF he-she Himbo leagues
>>153488695Explain.
>>153488695My favorite genre
>>153488695What did you mean by this
rockies
>>153485845Why would a Jew have a problem with this?
Pissing in a cup rn AMA
The most he-shesical ass I ever seen
>>153489006Are you pissing hot?
Hooow many broos must a maan suck offBefore you can call him a Met
>>153488936Youppi stands with Palestine
>>153489024No + no drugs beside weed
>>153489006Are you pissing sweet yet?
>>153489006Are you Chinese?
>>153489009Please explain.
>>153489009>>153489225I'm curious ass well.
