JOKIC EDITION previous thread >>153481897
>>153483619He was so fucking mad at both Ls hes a killer. I respect it
>>153483645Yeah I don't know how they lost that OT game but the 2nd game his team just straight up sold bare ass. My favorite part was just watching these niggas blow by Lebron play after play after play. At least KD was trying to make an effort, there was a play where he full court pressed Cade and then he tried guarding Ant. Lebron is just pathetic as fuck.
>>153483658Facts
>>153483633Why is he pinching the kids butt
>>153483633/nba/ will defend this and pretend it never happened>>153483691He's a pedo. No other possible interpretation.
the over/under on maylasia's height is 164.7cm ( 5' 4" )
>>153483750its over
>>153483633what the helly
>>153483658Lebron gave up the ASG a decade ago, nothing new.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tutioheFCV8
>>153483787melo was like "why didn't u tell me u were a bitch i would've taken that moment"
KD, Bron and Jordan destroyed their legacies in one day.
>>153483793What did Bron do :)
>>153483793Steph wouldve won if he wasnt a cuck. Hakeem is goat of the 90s now. Dunni about 00s. Kawhi is goat of 2010s. Its over for those guys
So a twitter post from some indian dude calling the new design of the LoB trophy shit led to KD's burner getting exposed?
wemby will save the league if his body holds up. Dude has that drive in him and it's pushing everybody else. A dude like ant has some but he needs to be pushed though he's up for rising to the occasion
>>153483798
>michael jordan a pedo>kd files drop>no one gives a fuck about the asg stillWhat an insane day for the nba
>>153483814https://x.com/BrickCenter_/status/2023195290954760194
>>153483787The secondhand embarassment I felt from this as a LeBron/Heatle bandwagoner at that time was crazy.
https://x.com/iownthelibs/status/2023203902863323347Kd live tweeting from a new burner during the all star game
Being rich naturally draws people into being your friend. KD somehow still has no friends. How awful is he personality wise if he doesn't even have leeches?
https://x.com/i/status/2023195101225517201retards
>>153483809Yes kd kept ducking the drone question and trying to focus on the trophies part (why would he engage in first place) and some other guy casually leaked it
>>153483633is he fucking high or what the hell is happening here
https://x.com/i/status/2023201189672980626JorGod....
I miss that nigga Ben Simmons...
mj is not the goat kareem is
Kaydee really had a dickrider harem to validate his toxic hater ass. He is 37 years old
Anyone else think Jabari Smith Jr is a fucking retard and Devin Booker is up there with Hitler? Or is it just me? Also did you guys know KD is 6th in all time scoring? Steph isnt even top 15 lol. I bet kd could get any girl he wanted hes just more of a lone wolf hooper.
>>153483886ofc he called Book and Vogel Stalin and Hitler
>>153483915lmfao
>>153483878He just wants to catch his fish now
Bro how is it possible we live in a world where KDiddy had his burner accounts exposed TWICE almost TEN YEARS apart?
>>153483820Fastest nba has been since the luka trade disaster. (Excluding playoffs). Historic day for nba lore
Every ugly, short, disgusting subhuman jeet will be deported from our countries one day. It will happen, and we will support it. All over the White world. You will have to use your real flag when you post here
>>153483949kek fuck is wrong wit dis niqqa?
>>153483949Yeah, yeah, just put the fries in the bag buddy.
Its forgotten by now but kd had a meltie at his agent when he found out people reacted negatively to him joining the warriors and blames him for "ruining his life"
wuffs
So kyrie and harden left cause kd was funding jews lol
>>153483944>>153483915Lmao KD is mentally ill, I love it. It's a shame he has to talk his shit in the shadows though because I honestly think he'd say this shit publicly if he could without there being massive backlash with teammates and shit. If he felt this way about Shooker and the Suns, I can't even imagine how he feels when Sengoon does some fatfuck retarded shit, bumbles the ball and turns it over instead of just giving it to KD. Nigga looks like he wants to literally choke him out 90% of the time.
>>153483971Source? I remember him saying he didn't expect the backlash, like his whole "the hardest path" schtick was genuine.
>>153483971>>153483979Isn't his current manager a jew?
>>153483979didnt kd leave before kyrie? retard
>>153483979Harden left because he wanted to win and didnt get the hoped for bag (this has happened a lot to him). Kyrie wanted out and also a bag, joe tsai was bitter about his antics and hellbent on not letting him go to the hoped for lakers. Sent him to the mavs which ended with kyries coolest season ever.I think kyrie also didnt wanna play with lebron so theres mixed perspectives. Nothing to do with kds investments. Though kd really is a locker room cancer
>>153483967>>153483961Rattled the hive, you will be removed.
>>153483981he needs an intervention.
This is the how many instance that KD's burner been exposed? At this point I don't even think he cares its almost like he wants people to eventually figure out and trace back the dots to him :)
>>153483979Harden left because he wanted to win and didnt get the hoped for bag (this has happened a lot to him). Kyrie wanted out and also a bag, joe tsai was bitter about his antics and hellbent on not letting him go to the hoped for lakers. Sent him to the mavs which ended with kyries coolest season ever.I think kyrie also didnt wanna play with lebron so theres mixed perspectives. Nothing to do with kds investments. Though kd really is a locker room cancer>>153483984>>153483985https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nba/news/kevin-durant-golden-state-warriors-oklahoma-city-thunder-rich-kleiman-agent-stephen-curry-team-usa/wexc7webicqb156w10nt97e1yProbably
>>153484026I don't think Sengoon sees a problem with the fatfuck retarded shit he does on the court so an intervention wouldn't help. Fat bitch thinks he's Jokic or something.
Who gives a flying fuck about KD's burner. You people have pea brains. Pathetic goyim slaves.
The rockets season is so done lel
KD being left on read 20 times in a row by some random nobody is just KWABOTY>>153484039I think he meant kd needs it. Sengun seems mentally healthy
>>153484028>At this point I don't even think he caresnigga was glued to his phone even on the court his ass was stressing
>>153483986>didnt kd leave before kyrie?Tsai didn't want to extend Kyrie. So KD said if you're not extending my co-star then get me the hell out. So they were both walk of shamed to the west around the same time.
>be Kevin Durant, NBA MVP, one of the greatest scorers of all time and future face of the league>leave team that drafted you for the best team ever that beat you in the playoffs>expecting absolutely no backlash>get backlash and decide winning titles isn't as good as it was supposed to be>sign with a backwater poverty franchise because they're the only ones who will put up with your insane demands to sign all your friends and install your handpicked coach (while you sit the season out), while insulting the city's real franchise >turns out the uncool franchise is actually good now and embarrassed your bum ass in multiple matchups >demand your handpicked coach fired and a trade for another bum>big three you assembled implodes in 6 months, guy you just forced team to trade for is traded away>other costar says crazy shit just to get away from you>demand a trade to your handpicked franchise because you want to play with their all-star >get trade, push team to assemble another big 3 by acquiring an overpriced bum>actually turns out you hate everyone here too>claim you don't want a trade for years while you miss the playin>finally handpick some teams to get traded to and end up on one of them that you picked for it's coach and all-star players >decide you actually don't like these niggas either >What's next...?
I don't like apehoop but I'm a huge KD fan now. based lad
Without basketball, KD would be LTG-tier
>>153484072All facts but kds demands for the nets werent that crazy (at first). He was kevin durant after all
Missed the games, how did my Pistons boys do?
>>153484085GTAB
I wonder what Udoka's thinking right now
>>153484088He was Kevin Durant at 30 with a torn ACL who demanded you also sign Kyrie to a max deal after his schizo run in Boston, sign his preferred coach who had never coached before and was being installed because he would let KD and Kyrie run the games, and also the Nets had to sign the washed corpse of DeAndre Jordan to a huge contract just because he was buddies with KD.
>>153484097>"Fuck Reed Sheppard"
>>153484097Udoka has been publically shitting on his players after Ls since his celtics days. He probably thinks kd is based for this
List of people who looked like they obviously did not belong with the all stars>deni>jamal >sungun>powell>chet>ingramIngram might be the worst, he had 0 points and somehow got benched for all of the garbage time game
Checking myself into a mental health facility. Could be gone 2 weeks to 2 months. Cya later /nba/ friends
>>153484110Damn you got me
>>153484067yeah, he cares so much he was using another of his burners to sweep it up lmao
>KD makes fun of Shams for being a nerd who can't ball and is glued to his phone>KD's burner account revealed the very next dayDon't fuck with Shams I guess. Giannis is next.
>>153484117Shitgoon was passable in 1 game, so was deni. The others were bums>>153484121<3
>>153484117All these bums got into the all star game over michael porter jr while also having less motion (fan vote and virality) btw
>>153484129At least he can hoop
>>153484117Those guys didn't belong, and wouldn't play if the truly best players were in the game, missingSGA CurryTatumEmbiidHaliHardenGiannis
>>153484072>Take vet min and play one last season for OKC>Lose in the first round anyway
She unmatched after 3 messages... #uever
I don’t like KD anymore.
Kd always been weird. Dont know how anyone respects him for going game 7 with the best team record ever to that team the same year.
Qrd on KD today?
>>153484046Get off the VPN KD
>>153484243i unironically believe kd is usin a canadian vpn to post herethe guy is just way too dedicated to not be kd
Kd coulda gone to the pistons, clippers, wolves or lakers does he know that?
>>153484273He hitched his wagon to Kyrie instead Steph, dude's a goof
>>153484200ray allen did it
>>153484273KD is good at ball but has a low BBIQ
>>153484313They lowballed ray allen. He did it as a fuck you, he was also near washed and not in his prime like kd was.
>2026>KD turns out to be bigger of a skitz than some of the characters here
NBA arena looked like a WNBA game
>>153483624
Nbc so trash compared to tnt
>>153484110>He was Kevin Durant at 30 with a torn ACLWho was regaded as the best player in the league at that time lol>who demanded you also sign Kyrie to a max deal after his schizo run in BostonWell the whole point was for them to play together in Brooklyn the fuck? Although, after the whole vaccine shit I understand WHY they didn't want to extend Kyrie with all his bullshit BUT at the same time, I understand KD saying fuck that since the entire point of coming there was so they could play together. As a Mavs fan, it was 100% Kyrie's fault which is why Larden left. If the plan was to was KD+Kyrie and then KD+Kyrie+Harden, why the fuck would I stay in Brooklyn with KD+Ben Simmons+Deandre Jordan? I would've fucked off too if I was KD.> sign his preferred coach who had never coached before and was being installed because he would let KD and Kyrie run the gamesNow this is 100% on KD. He gets no pass for this whatsoever.>and also the Nets had to sign the washed corpse of DeAndre Jordan to a huge contract just because he was buddies with KD.Again he gets no pass for this as well. The rest of that shit is 100% Kyrie's fault. It's just tthat KD isn't Lebron so everyone shits on him when Lebron saw Kyrie+KD+Harden in Brooklyn, he immediately tried to make the same moves which failed disastrously in LA with Melo and Westbrook. Except nobody shits on Lebron for it, they instead scapegoated Melo (who Lebron personally called and recruited), Westbrook (who Lebron personally wanted to acquire and trade for), and AD (another nigga Lebron personally wanted in LA). When Lebitch does it, the world throats his cock and pretends like he's Jesus Christ but when KD does it, niggas act like he's Lord Voldemort or some shit.
>>153484346
Told yall ja morant is a top 5 pg. inb4 kd doesnt know his stuff. We coulda got ja nut nah we stuck with 0 pts ingrams and bin quickley
Redditors are turning on Lebron because he made some PR answer about wanting to visit Israel someday.
Wasn't around for the first KD burner leak. Is this one worse?
>>153484392Is this bait to try to get people to say something deemed antisemitic and get them banned?
>>153484400The first one was worse since then he's leaned into the whole burner account shit and has even mocked people by saying shit like "catch me on the burner" or whatever. And that's if this current shit is even real, they've already exposed one dude for just changing his profile and pretending to be KD while this shit was going viral.Unfortunately, once you have that shit on jacket it don't matter if it's real or not people will just blindly believe it. It's like if someone started up a rumor that Eddie Murphy got caught with a tranny, the world would believe it 100% regardless because it's already happened. Once that shit is on your jacket niggas don't even require proof to believe it. Like imagine if Chris Brown got accused of putting a bitch in the Walls of Jericho, nobody here would even blink.
>>153484392I'm sure he's visited already
>>153484377>Again he gets no pass for this as well. The rest of that shit is 100% Kyrie's fault. It's just tthat KD isn't Lebron so everyone shits on him when Lebron saw Kyrie+KD+Harden in Brooklyn, he immediately tried to make the same moves which failed disastrously in LA with Melo and Westbrook. Except nobody shits on Lebron for it, they instead scapegoated Melo (who Lebron personally called and recruited), Westbrook (who Lebron personally wanted to acquire and trade for), and AD (another nigga Lebron personally wanted in LA). When Lebitch does it, the world throats his cock and pretends like he's Jesus Christ but when KD does it, niggas act like he's Lord Voldemort or some shit.a whole lot of yapping that just straight up isn't even truenobody gave melo any shit, he was old and washed and it was clear him and bron just wanted to play together, nobody thought he moved the needle or was a determent to the teamAD got shit because he was made of glass and refused to lead the team instead deferring to lebum, which is why he got shipped out for luka (and the same reason why the mavs got rid of him asap too) but even then that season wasn't really his faultwestbrick on the other hand was straight dogshit, however the real problem was that his contract was fucking enormous and he was playing like a retard, which is why his bum ass is currently rotting in sacramento on his 7th team in 7 years
Where does KDF go from here?
>>153483633my goat curry likes pretty feetnot little boy assholeor diddy parties
>>153484473It's obviously not his burner. People who think it is are flat earther tier kooks.
>>153484313ray was washed and only left because the celshits tried to ship him off and he caught wind of it
Durant is proof money doesn't shield you from depression. Guy is clinically depressed and has dopamine deficiencies. Only way to fix it is to stay off the internet and go out more. Go out somewhere remote if you want to be left alone. I prefer going out into nature by myself to get away from everyone
Why does this make KD seethe so much?
>>153484495kyries is he's man
JOKIC = A GIGANTIC BITCH
>>153484491nah his just a dude that cant hold in his shitposts
>>153484472>nobody gave melo any shit, he was old and washedBullshit retard, Melo was scapegoated just like Westbrook was scapegoated. Even AD got shit as well. Nobody gave Lebron shit because he still played well but he was the one that made those moves and was the reason that team was dog shit, you retard.>however the real problem was that his contract was fucking enormous and he was playing like a retard,No the issue was they tried to force him to play a role/system he's never had to play in his life. He's never been an off ball player. The entire world knew him going to LA was a bad fit but Lebitch wanted him and Lebitch gets what he wants. And then retards like you act like it was because he was shit, even though the previous season he had just average a triple double and will'd a shitty Washington team into the playoff while that faggot Beal just sat on the bench doing fucking nothing. I don't even know why I even entertain nigger brain morons like you when you clearly don't know ball at all.
Imagine KD's goonchat
>>153484482>It's obviously not his burner. People who think it is are flat earther tier kooks.nigga has his phone in his hands in every video that came out from the All Star game and hasn't tweeted once since the tweet that blew all this shit up. It's him.
>>153484491he's a chronic, longtime drug abuser.
im starting to think KD lurks in here too you guys.. would be funny if true
>>153484544It's true. Weed is cool every once in a blue moon but if you're a regular user that shit destroys you mentally
>>153484495Kyrie was younger and they were in the east yet he managed to make the finals in '24 and not when they were with the nets. I would be salty as hell. If KD smoked the Suns or Warriors while in the Nets he would be top 10 and not Curry.
>>153484569Maybe we could get him here by shittalking his name and send the thread to his twitter.
>>153484512again I don't know what talking points you were listening to but no one gave melo shit, he was one of the few bright spots on that dogshit season alongside monk and reaves>Even AD got shit as wellagain you fucking retard because he started showing signs of being soft, letting lebum still dictate and lead the team when he should've taken the reins away>Westbrook was scapegoated, the issue was they tried to force him to play a role/system he's never had to play in his life>unironically using muh trippie dubbieslol yeah its never this losers fault for why teams don't want him and get him the boot every season, I'm sure he just needs ANOTHER team to truly appreciate him and let him do what he wants and he'll magically be a winner >unironically using muh trippie dubbies
>>153484482sup kev
>>153484584I doubt KD could get through the captcha ngl LOL
>>153484591ah fuck me
Today was not a good day for BAWBs
>>153484597He could pay for 4chan pass.
>>153484597This is KD we're talking about, not Ja Morant.
>>153483949Good luck with the concentration camps
SEND KD TO MEMPHIS
KD got blackpilled lmao how can you be an NBA star and not have bitches?
>>153484642my fucking goat is a incel LMFAO
>>153484642bruh
so 9 years ago kd called curry white in these texts he calls him lightskinits odd kd hates curry so much and thinks his ashy skin is good
>>153484642this nigga would be on /r9k/ if he wasn't 7 feet tall
>>153484658his most likely on there anyway
Ja is kds favorite playerBall knower
https://web.archive.org/web/20220510155618/https://twitter.com/gethigher77/status/1524053993739063296
So now that the dust has settled, how is the NBA going to try spinning the blame onto the fans for the empty stadium instead of taking accountability?
Winner of asw1/2
>>1534846932/2
>>153484680so kd's just a upset druggie
Shi, wrong order
ANT said he can't wait to come home to Atlanta. ANT's gonna be a Hawk
>>153484687adam silver said the weekend could not have been better, find a new slant
>>153484680>potheads when you tell them smoking weed isn't a personality trait
>>153484491Musk is proof about money not curing depression. But KD is just a normal guy who likes to post.
>>153484687>>153484379Typical Clippers game
U now remmeber elfridnapyton
>>153484824idk if this is a jeet or just a bigger alcoholic than me
>MJ's a pedonot like this...
>>153484578>If KD smoked the Suns or Warriors while in the Nets he would be top 10 and not Curry.Steph was the bus driver for 4 championships and the undeniable best team of the decade1 championship wasn't going to change that
>I hate a “that’s it, that’s the tweet” ass Mfer. Shut the fuck up Wtf I like KD now
>>153484889Nah it 100% would have. You must not have been there before 2022, and seen how people were talking about Curry, people still do it now, but much less so, but Curry has too many convenient ways for people to nitpick over his career, and Curry wasnt SUPPOSED to be who he was. Curry was already not the archetype the league historically romanticized, being a 6'3 point guard. But even among point guards he was too unconventional. A point guard that doesnt play defense (overplayed meme) but even worse, doesnt rack up big assist numbers? Shoots more than passes, but isnt an athletic vertical jumper like classical shooting guards? Is a Star that moves offball and actually succeeds?There was a long time where Steph wouldnt even be put in conversations of "who has the best handle" hed just be forgotten in that regard for some reason.For a long time, the NBA at large didnt understand steph, or consider him great beyond the circumstantial fact they couldnt ignore, that he ended up in a lot of finals, and on a lot of 60+ win teams. As soon as KD came over though it was "KDs warriors", "KD vs Lebron". Not steph.KD fundamentally fit the mold of what players WANT an NBA great to be. Tall, shoots middies, "looks good" on defenses because nba casuals love blocks even if they dont understand defense. And of course athletic.KD would be getting put in Larry Bird convos if he won a 3rd without curry (and against him in 22).Also you forget that due to unfortunate luck (2016, 2019) steph only had 3 championships before 2022, if KD wins in 2022, hes tied with Steph, nobody is taking steph over KD in that situation, especially since without 2022, the finals mvp slop arguments persist even harder.
>>153484871Ass play isn't gay, it's typical locker room stuff. You wouldn't understand. You're not an athlete.
>>153484871this is why steve kerr doesn't fuck with darkskins
>>153484959The kid is like 6 years old you pedo
MJ loves his chubby little bawbs. He probably did to Luka what Diddy did to Bieber....
>>153483633LEBRON WOULD NEVER
This nigga Kevin be soundin' like some of these salty ahh BABB's we got hangin' round here. Makes a nigga wonder...
>missed out on Jorepstein and KD Files in one nightWell fuck me for wanting to have a good night's sleep, I guess...
>>153484959>ass play with a 6 year oldAnon...
>>153483633Can anyone give an innocent explanation for this?
>>153484642ain't no wayamerican women are literal whores for millionaires, and athletes....and he's both
>>153483624WHERES THAT FAGGOT THAT PUT MONEY ON TEAM WORLD BEATING USA AHAHHAHA
>>153484642>I'm watching a fucking John McCain doclmao
>>153485099the cope i heard was that the kid was wet from gettin water dumped on him in a celebration, but that makes it seem worse kek
>>153485099He's a grandpa playing with a little kid
>>153484658>implying he isnt anyways
>>153485147My grandpa never grabbed my ass
>>153485135Hey it's me. Leave me alone. It's bad enough I'm a Clippers fan. I also love Israel and men
>>153485140>the mid just had a wet bussy, what was GOAT supposed to do? Even Kobr fans are blushing rn...
>>153485148we already went over this, kd wouldn't survive the captcha, he's way too high. he needs an easy interface like twitter.
>>153485147You must have had a freaky ahh grandpa
>>153485135whats worse is that it was an american flag
>>153485161My Grandpa was a south american portugese man that would pull down my pants and pick ticks off my ass when I was feeling itchy.
>>153485161bro my grandpa used to try to crush my hand everytime we saw each other. like he was big manning me in a business deal but i was 8 and just wanted to build a snowman. boomers are wild.
>>153485099Ask >>153482187 apparently its normal behaviour lmfao
>>153485171>check flagof course its fucking bawbaussie
>>153485171down unda
>>153485167>>153485169My grandpa was an alcoholic that slept all day and only ate plain bread
>>153485172why would bawbaussie go to bat for a darkskin tho
>>153485172KEK
>>153485180MJ is one of those self-hating niggas that want to be white
>>153484976>steve kerr doesn't fuck with darkskins
>lebronstein
>>153485099The kid is the son of the driver on MJs team. MJ knows the kid and has held him before celebrating wins in the past. He's clearly trying to get the kid's attention. So he's tickling him to get him to turn around.
If they need drones!! We got ya
>>153485188imagine gettin dunked by jordan tho
>>153484889That was not the perception in post KD era. KD won both finals MVP was was viewed as the no. 2 in the league. Curry had come off the even more embarrassing 3-1 choke to LeBron before KD signed with the Warriors. Their fates would almost be entirely reversed if KD won a ring before Curry did in 22. 22 is probably one of the reasons he will go down as a Top-10 instead of a Top 15 all time player and the No. 2 all time PG.
>>153485188"Getting his attention" by repeatedly squeezing his ass and caressing his leg. Yep, totally normal.
>>153485203He won, JordiddyFAGGOTS lost unbelievably hard!
>>153485172LMAO>>153485183
Y'all hating ahh niccas would gigle like schoolgirls if JorGOAT touched you like that
JorONE OF THE GOOD ONES
Michael Jeffrey Epstein
>>153483633This will be his legacy. This is what he'll be remembered for.
I’ve only heard great things
>>153485263>his legacy will be winning again
>>153485229truealso durant tried to throw and let curry win FMVP but curry was way too shit, then curry had a reddit meltie in the tunnel when KD won it again
>>153485235Judging a situation without context is bad faith. He obviously knows him well. Some of you are dirty minded people. Real weirdos deserve prison, but this just isn't it.
>>153485282i need a video of a second angle