Session 8 aheadMen's - 14:05 (in 20 minutes from now.)GB-NorwayCzechia-CanadaSweden-GermanyItaly-ChinaWomen's - 19:05USA-ItalyKorea-ChinaSwitzerland-GBJapan-Canada>Watch CBC (Canadian VPN required):https://gem.cbc.ca/collection/olympics-curling>Watch SVT (Swedish VPN required):https://www.svtplay.se/os-2026-curling>Watch YLE (Finnish VPN required):https://arenan.yle.fi/1-76727632>Watch NRK (Norwegian VPN required):https://tv.nrk.no/programmer/ol-curling>Watch ARD (German VPN required):https://www.ardmediathek.de/>Watch RTS (Swiss VPN required):https://www.rts.ch/sport/jo/milan_cortina-2026/epg/Previous: >>153471819
>>153487609>>153487704>FranceMuslim kids whose parents forbade them looking at such filth.
Standings Men (top)/Women
>>153487761Sweden's mens are effectively out?
why did they invite punching bags there must be a better country available than Czech Republic
GO CANADA GO>GO CANADA GOGO CANADA GO>GO CANADA GO
>>153487810Not officially, but pretty much yes. I really hope they don't beat Germany today. Not against them but because I'd like to see this German team pull out a surprise qualification.
>>153487814Well, doesn't seem like it
>>153487838Um
>>153487805thanks + bless you. can't believe they lost that against the US yesterday
I shall watch GB v Norway and Germany v Sweden.
>>153487838then China and them are really underperforming
>>153487870China had really close games all along, but yeah disappointing results for sure
cozy
rename this "sport" to boomerpuck
>>153487810Slim chance and that's if they win every game from now
>>153487914SHUT THE FUCK UP CHEATER
>>153487914ill rename you in a minute, sport
>commentators always slag off canada at the beginning of the programthey will not recover from this
>>153487933Since Sweden lost against GB, USA and Canada, those three teams would also need to lose all their games or they'd lose the tie. And of course Sweden would need to beat the Swiss.
what is that minecraft drinking sound https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxoOkmvMjmo
>>153487948Good, this sport needs some extra juice. Let's all get mad together
>>153487950one of those three teams*And they also lost against Italy, for the record.
>>153487945I wanted to watch Canada because of the controversy but when they're against an 0-5 Czechia there's no point, so I'm watching Norway vs. GB (Scotland)
>>153487978they are only scotland if they lose
i'm going away for 5 minutes and i'm leaving my stone here, please don't touch it
>>153487989I bet EBAM is cheering them.
Italy and China speedrunning
>>153487731The Olympics are realistic this year. Having China win all those medals even when hosting was not realistic. Its always been the snow white countries and Japan.
>>153488000Why are you tempting me so
>>153488000
>>153487878Stfu you keep repeating yourself 50 cent army
>>153488000I won't mess with those trips.
>>153488015The face of a cheater
>>153488030I always knew you a coward, blini cat.
why does he wear the hat
This Norwegian team looks gay. More than Mouat.
>>153488000Don't worry, I think all the leafs killed themselves
>>153487731Damn she fine fr
>>153488048cold in there innit
the canadians look unstoppable
Damn a lot of smashing of multiple rocks in this GB-Norge game.
>>153488025Hong Kong will never be white
I touchy the stone.
>>153488062Everyone fears us
boring preliminaries....get to the knockouts already
ngl, swedish women's team looks stronger than canadian boys i bet swedish girls are also taller than canadian estrogenic team
>>153488062Czechia haven't been doing great.
>>153488072Turkish mindraped
Reckon we either win or lose this entire game 1-0
>>153488070we will kick your ass again
i'm tired of losing
China (People's Republic Of) is doing GREAT against Italy! Leads 3-0 now.
>Italy
>>153488127Vittozzi won gold a few days ago
will never forgive canada for bringing the sport i care about for two weeks every four years into disrepute with their cheatingwhat is their fucking problem?
>>153488141and it was kino
>>153488050>More than Mouat.He doesn't really come across very effeminate or camp.
>>153488147just a bit of banter
>>153487761Can Japan still make it?I want success for mommy Sayaka
>>153488151It was so stop whining :)
>>153488127would be fun watching stefi not loose for a change
>>153488147i just think it is funny, with how self-righteous and obnoxious canadians are. turns out they are just a bunch of scammers and cheats with no honor, like the infinity indians they brought into the country to poop on their beaches.
>>153488194Decisive game against Canada this evening. If they lose it's over for good.
>>153488226You're so fweaking mad right now
>>153488226you're a stringy blue haired ghoul from the 'cord, shan't be taking what you say seriously
>>153488254their kit really sucks awful colour
wtf are the retards doing?first setting up canada to kick both our stones out,and then not getting both of their out,two mistakes in a row to let canada steal
>>153488226We already knew this.
>>153488277your grug fucked it
>>153488287Wtf is that legal?
>>153488095its turkiyeish
>>153488277it's easy to make mistakes when you're intimidated by a clearly superior opponent
JUST TELL US WHAT IT ISMan, Canada is rude as fuck. I hate all of these guys. Even if they happen to win. I wouldn't cheer for them.
>>153488298no but it should be
>>153488287Fucking hell
>>153488302turkyiv
shitaly c'mon man
>>153488373we are weakmindjoel has choked in multiple games
Italy is a PCC economical proxy in Europe. Basically paid actors for this game.
Alright czech team is unwatchable
Edin's tic is starting to disturb me
CAM ON LADS WE CAN GET A 2 HERE
>>153488242not mad, just disappointed, I had a higher opinion of Canadians before this
>>153488277leafs are probably cheating in some other way that hasn't been discovered yetyou know how they are
>joel game accuracy 29%he's not coming back in 4 years
>>153488489Yellow pad on the broom is probably slightly larger
>>153488147>the sport i care about for two weeks every four yearsThey should include curling in the Commonwealth Games. We're bound to get a gold in curling against Barbados.
>>153488492He was already there 20 years ago. He's immortal.
>All this sweepingWhy don't they just play on clean ice to begin with?
>>153488501
>>153488495Too much like lawn bowls.
>>153488482That really tilted the scales, huh
Norway, please.
>>153488516clean ice would just let even the weakest throws slide foreverthe rough ice + sweeping gives you control for adjustments
>>153488523He looks like some cartoon villain here
I'm watching multiview. Which game is the best to focus on right now?
>>153488533>gb on 3 goldsA miracle.
>>153488541ita - chin is tense because we risk elimination + we are two points behind + we don't have the hammer
>>153488541Italy probably
>watching swe-ger>all i hear are danes yelling
>>153488541Sweden-Germany of course. But it should be easy to follow multiple games.
>>153488533>totalwhy do americans always follow the cope order
>>153488556>>153488561Boys the leafs are rigging our stones
Fake red stone for Germany. Weird
>Germany cheatingoh no no no
This guy is beefy
We caught another one kek
Why is it always Sweden who accuses others of cheating? Maybe you just don't know how to play.
AMOS YOU FUCKED IT
>>153488524>Too much like lawn bowls.comfy
It's rough for the Czechs. 4-0
Its okay CZE, Canada are fucking cheaters and will always be known as cheaters even if they win.
swedish men are USELESSthe future is female
If I told you to imagine a gay man called Bruce, you'd probably picture someone who looks like this. But in Scotland, they've got Bruce Mouat, who looks like Ed Sheeran's unemployed brother. What's wrong with Scotland?
>>153488625Just trigger them with a fingerpoint, ez comeback
>>153488625Exactly, no one is going to see Canada win gold and think they won it legit. The internet blew up with that video of Marc Kennedy poking the stone with his finger. Then the other video of the women Canada team having a stone removed. They are laughing stocks now.
>>153488630Swedish women are bimbos?
>>153488630Why do all Swedish women look like they are built for loving blowjobs?
é finita
>>153488630corr, dark-eyebrowed slags.
RED ALERT ON ITALY
Mamma mia
ITALY IMPLODING
italy is so cooked
>>153488630Does anybody actually find this look attractive?
>>153488226Eat lead fatty
>throwing away the chance to medal against the worst team in the tournament are they retarded?
>>153488676Define attractive, they're obviously good spunkdumps but I wouldn't want to date them.
Lmao China +48-2 now
Damn a 4 for China.
>>153488655
CHINEE DOMINANCE IMMINENT
>>153488689I've never said this before, but the Chinese team is in fact very good and had very close games against the best teams previously. It's normal that they rape Italy here.
>>153488676bimbomaxxing is very trad in sweden
>>153488625All because of the way he reacted, could've had benefit of the doubt and no media storm if he just didn't act like a kwab
>>153488689turns out the worst team is ours
>>153488706Shame about the fake lips
this is one of those sports where having a coach seems pointless as fuckwhat could the coach possibly know better than the guys on the ice
they should have a stone cam. it would look like the titanic trying to park safely (or a kamikaze pilot when they go to take out an opposition stone).
did anyone else lose their feed?
>>153488706I would shoot gallons into that women. Her probably beeing 30 makes it much hotter.
>>153487731JAV code?
>>153488717Yes, it was on their end
>8-2Jesus Italy wtf kek
>>153488721Which olympic athlete is this?
>>153488715Sometimes it's good to have an outside pair of eyes.
>>153488715Because he's experienced and provides a fresh perspective from the outside. No physical exhaustion, 100% brainpower. Oftentimes he's also a much better player than most if not all the players on the team.
>>153488702no it's not
GWAN TEAM GB
>>153488721Is a slampig an athlete?
>>153488726okay. i though i was having a schizo moment
How much longer until pretty lady stone sweeping?
>>153488715a coach probably could've saved Ebin a dozen times when he gambles for 360 no scope shots every game
first time watching curlingour commentators are doompostinghow fucked are we if we lose this game? match?
>czech men's teamThis is becoming... unfortunate.
>>153488774it will be bad but not impossible, they have not been playing good at all so far
End of the 5th>Canadia - 4>Cheque - 1
FUCKING YES MAN
>>153488798that is a 13 year old child
>>153488801
>>153488798buddy shes 14 maxher mom is sitting next to her
>>153488815Her mom looks older than mine and I'm 30.
>>153488801It gets even worse: I hear her friend Cassidy stole her hairclip and has ZERO intention of returning it.
Nice shot bro
>>153488839Germs have the best fits by far
>me wifey's had a black man's baby and I've consulted 3, no 4, solicitors but I've decided now is the time to consult strangers on reddit>oh I forgot to mention she met the lad at her gym, he's very hench and muscular you see and I'm very out of shape and doughy, if that matters cheersriveting stuff
>>153488846always
>>153488774have to win or else knugen himself will execute them right there on the ice
>>153488849Are you not enjoying the curling? Or our posts about curling?
>>153488849Screaming
>>153488849
>>153488851
es ist vorbei
>>153488855I'm sorry lad I've posted in the wrong tab by mistake. I'm terribly embarrassed. They all look the same, it's all just blue Yotsuba B tabs fuck me.
Always think it would surely hurt when they control a dead stone with their foot even when its travelling pretty fast
>>153488533>australia 3 gold>canada* 1 gold
>>153488849Why are anglos like this
>>153488849Wtf where is this from?
>>153488883It's on r/legaladviceUK
>>153488849"…"
>>153488878Maybe the special curling shoes they wear have a steel toe.
>>153488849average podcast in bongistan
>>153488880>>153488881>>153488883IT WAS THE WRONG TAB>>>/int/219298574https://i.4cdn.org/int/1771250345472996.png
>>153488881Sorry mate that was meant for the cuck rp general.Anyway, come on Canada!
HAHAHAHHA
Wherever I am I must also curl
>>153488866>Them GERmans really had some nice fits huh?>yea huhuhuhuh
thats itarrest every swedish m*n and put them in work camps
just need team Edin to slip and each shit on the ice to complete the SWE curse
is the crowd chanting HEIL HEIL HEIL?
The contrast between the men (shit) and the women (great) is a sight to behold.
>>153488943our men were exposed to testosterone by team canada and will need a year off to recover ;_;
>CZKEK
>>153488983>they're bringing in the substitutehumiliation ritual
What is the purpose of these 1988-tier CGI replays of the curling shots? Are they like VAR?
>>153488991No idea what youre on about
>>153489002its on the beebs
>>153489002
Oof
woof...
11-4 for China. OGRE.
>>153487833I want to create a race of superhapas with her
>>153489014I HATE CGI STONES
my upstairs neighbour threw something heavy into the floor
>>153489033sorry I dropped my copium tank
I hope Canada wins gold in both the Men's and Women's events so they can tell the world to STFU.
>>153489033Lock the door and call the cops.
Literally over for Edin.Fucking Canadian cheaters ruined oir Olympics. Without that we'd have won all matches
Italian fans not cheering very much these days
So here are we
>>153489033Was it a curling stone?
>>153489046>call the cops>swedenso they can show up 2 hours later to take a picture of my corpse?
>>153489047they got rattled by the canadian shouting obscenities
>>153489050Not to worry, Stefania will cheer them up.
you see, amos and the others felt really bad about the women team losing too much, so they decided to lose as well to cheer them up
>>153489068this was after her game yesterday tho
>>153489047They've been shit from game 1. Only decent game they've had was against the chinks.
Pls Edin miss this
made this webm if you would like to save it, up to you
in beför tvärbom so Edin can leave in shame
CZE 1 - 7 CAN
I fell asleep watching this and now I have a headache
>>153489047Nah, Edin played like dog shit for the first 3 games and yesterday as well, the only game he perform well in was vs china.
Looking a bit dire for Sweden
>4-4 in the 8th endNot quite as easy as they might have thought eh.
>>153488725i wonder if there is jav with curling theme.
uh oh stinky
>bruce
Disaster for Great Britain
>steal of 2 (TWO)
WTF Bruce?
slightly shorter version
Totally fucked it again bruce
>>153489090zesty and gay-adjacent
needs a 3 here at least
What a choke
we are so bad, it's incrediblefuck this, I'll come back to watch Stefania losing another game later, at least that will be nice to watch
Czech substitute gets to play also :)
End of 7thCAN - 7CZE - 2This is the type of score usually reserved for hockey
goldzone coverage talking about the canadian "boop"
>>153489183China-Italy ended with 11-4
My parents are completely mind broken over the incident. I tried telling them the poke itself probably isn't that big of a deal but they just cut me off mid sentence and started ranting about how I'm defending "cheating Canadicks". They don't even watch curling, social media was a mistake
if Stefania wasn't so cute she would be getting ripped, but I just want to give her a hug and tell her it's ok. pretty privilege is real.
>>153489201Wait until her team beats the USA tonight
>>153489183Sweden lost about 9-0 to Norway after just 6 ends in mixed doubles
>>153489197If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying
>>153489197based parents
>>153489201>>153488068they are the same person
