monday (16/02)>ARG119:00 | Deportivo Riestra x Newell's Old Boys>CARIOCÃO17:00 | Nova Iguaçu x Maricá FC18:00 | Fluminense x Bangu>GAUCHÃO16:00 | Guarany de Bagé x Inter de Santa Maria19:00 | São Luiz x Caxiastuesday (17/02)>LIBERTADORES19:00 | Carabobo x Huachipato21:30 | CS 2 de Mayo x CS Cristal21:30 | Liverpool UY x Independiente Medellín>COPA ARGENTINA17:00 | Aldosivi x San Miguel19:45 | Tigre x Claypole22:00 | River Plate x Ciudad de BolivarUTC-3/[localtime]
Bro gets bigger and bigger by the minute
I wish I could buy an apartment like one floor of 15 apartments for my copalib friends in bolivia>5C all year>cheap food>French fries+ chicken + coca cola 1.8USD>Cheap tickets to watch bolivar and the strongesthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAfScOIjO_g
>Agartha,home
Baia È Il MondoDEATH TO UAEDEATH TO RTDEATH TO CBFCENI OUT
Why is lula trying to psyop me into moving to bolivia? I know very well what bolivians are like and I don't wish to live surrounded by them.
Bro, you live in Jujuy
>>153488563You will move to BoliviaYou will marry a BolivianYou will be happy
>>153488563You can never judge a whole country based on the few people who decided to leave it
>>153488049>>153488105where's the greenery
>>153488614>>>>>>>>>>
Brazil won all 10 editions of the sulamericano sib 20 feminino. But this time it went to the second round as 2nd place of its group. Argentina topped the group. The final hexagon has argentina, brasil, colombia, equador, venezuela and paraguay (which has claudia martinez)
>>153488647You mean that you indded can judge or that i am being a hypocrite and brazilians judge paraguayans based on paraguayan immigrants?Either way you are wrong
>>153488662>You mean that you indded can judgeYou can >or that i am being a hypocrite and brazilians judge paraguayans based on paraguayan immigrants?You can and you should
>>153488682Most of the time the people with the less skills immigrate. You cant go to the country of origin and expect to find millions of poor people that dont know basic stuff and leave in huts
>downloaded some JAVs again
>>153488757I remember being addicted to javs about having sex with the friend's mother
>>153488049jewtube reccomended this to me after clicking your video.https://youtube.com/watch?v=4dK32Rb3wzYwhy did they mean by it? no seriously i dobt understand they gibberish
>>153488800>why did they mean by it?Indigenous people proud of their millennial old age culture want gibs.
Folkloric bahian boxer reginaldo "hollyfield" has been arrested for hitting his niece
Today newells wins and torque loses
>drinking coffee and playing burning crusade 20th anniversary edition after walking perro>it’s still 9 amMan carnavales slaps ngl
>>153488947hollyfield bros...
Current leadersVelez and tigrePalmeirasBolivian season starts in aprilEquadorian season starts february 20thDeportivo maldonadoClub de deportes limacheNacional pyMelgarUniversidad central (even after maduro left)Inter de bogotá
>>153489027>Bolivian season starts in april>Equadorian season starts february 20thWhat the fuck, late February? APRIL?!
>>153489084Bolivians will have a non oficial tournament fomrom january to march for some reason
Quarter finalists of the summer tournament in boliviaGualberto Villarroel San José, Blooming, San Antonio Bulo Bulo, Bolívar, Always Ready, Independiente Petrolero, Aurora y Real Potosí.
>finally get gf>spend entire weekend socializing>"ok I'll take the holyday to rest">"hiii anon what are our plans for today"ok this might have been a bad idea
>>153489397stop humblebragging, cunt
>>153489431You cant have a country where 100% of the people think the same. Imagine what uruguay would look like if everybody supported nacional and hated penarol
>>153489397NO, she's going to suck my dick while I drive my Fiat 500, then we'll go for some gelatto with alfajor.Help, send help!
>>153489673His butter is too lobsty
>>153489431Nirvana is trans btw
One of the best threads ever
Cauly to São Paulothe trhuke pill is 90% of bahia players would improve São Paulo and they were all chosen by Ceni
Ok, here's the plan
>7 green flags in a row two and a half farts, the new /copalib/ sitcom
he's very sensitive with smells, he must have large nostrils
Bo cajun iors
ngl the shitty pun/low effort paint image anon enfuriates me
I love the shitty pun/low effort paint image anon.
>another 3 green flags in a row classic fart, today a stink is brewing
Who ate beans?And It's so stinkyI cannot see, I cannot breath tonightI need nose plugs and alwaysThis sick, strange fragrance Comes creeping on, so rancid every timeAnd as I smelt, I countedThe farts from all the stinkersEating beans and mixing it with riceLike indigestion and bean tootsAnd wiff your stench of frijolesWill you come home and stop these farts tonight?Stop these farts tonight Don't waste your beans on me, you're already the smell inside my nose
Sneed
KEK
what was his last low effort paint image again?
Made the mistake of opening the comment section of a football post on instagram
social media comment sections make you hate normies and it's embarassing to even be reading them
>>153491189I have come to conclusion that we need put all gen x from Brazil in cages and not let them speak ever again
>using social media>complaining about normalfags
>noooooooo you cant just complain that a group of people are publically mentally deficient
oh oh, thread full of Enzos (Love this word as ir works for both green flags and blue flags)
>>153489584>Imagine what uruguay would look like if everybody supported nacional and hated penarol
You are not going to believe this:4chan is also social media
>go to retardville (willingly) >wtf why is everyone a retard???
>agrees that they are retards>but dont you DARE TO CALL THEM RETARDS TOO CHUDDY!!!!
>be black>noooo don't call us black!!!!
if you wanna take a glimpse at pure distilled retardation check out a NBA insta comment section. It would make whatever your seeing looking like a MENSA convention by contrast.
You will live to see Arrhentiiina abandon football and adopt the NFL as their new national sport
los argentinos judíos
Do gridiron teams in argentina also have their names in english for some misterious reason or is it just something that happens exclusively in Brazil
>>153491374doubtful seeing as the NFL is dying.
>>153490765Love always beats fury
>>153488105Or at least it was before I fucked up everything
>>153491305But it lowkey throws shade at the best team of argentina
>>153491374Racial injury punishment in brazil is up to 5 years. Los argentinos son miy cristalitos
>>153491529*racial slander
>>153488326>black girl>no assSAFS ruin everything.
>>153491529Is not about "racial injury" tho, is about """"""antisemitismo""""">>153491374I remember one of these guys ended up in jail. Argentina is not zogged, is israel 2.0
Anti-SAF yellowflag schizo
>>153488049>no trees at allgrim, i'd kill myself
>>153491677Antisemitism in brazil is under the racial slander umbrella.A guy wrote a book saying the jews had comitted the real holocaust and got punished by it.
>>153491677semitic is an ethnic group
>>153491751You wouldnt have a tree to hang yourself
>>153491774yes, but not in argentina, they do the macaco dance, and milei influencers are always doing racist stuff, and nothing happens.>>153491785yes , an ethnic group people usually don't care about. The right word would be antijew.
we can larp as spics nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Xtsw7KB4Oc
>>153491851Exactally! Argentinians are always complaining about our punishment for offensive words, and yet theirs is now worseI now realize they will ise it primarily against brazilians as a vengeance
>>153491913>theirs is now worseonly if is against the chosen people.
I think all types of discrimination are bad, except when i make fun of your team of course
it's just beans bro, fart it out
I think we should discriminate against beanposter
bean poster is one of my favourite posters though?
>>153491855His song "baile inolvidable" is very good
>>153491932We are just focusing on different implications
>>153492103have some proper salsahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDgzn877diY
>>153492142What is life but focusing in different implications and going to war because of it
They made the Lulatron meme real
>>153492356I hope they get relegated, like river in 2011
ele gozou du peido inolvidável
>>153492407You just cant handle the truth chuddy
>>153492356>>153492468based
>>153492468Lula robô??
lula peidou e o povo cheirou
Do yellow flags taste like cheese?
What are you guys reading?I am reading pic related
It's gallantover
>>153493078Is it scratch and sniff?
>>153492850>>153493402>>153492413
>>153493329Ciudad bolivar wont have even one shot at goal
>>153493078Fluminense v Bangu in 49 minutes.
>>153493329That's excellent news for them, thoughbeit
Riquelmy says that bokitabros should be happy and grateful that the great Cavani chose boka to play his last years of career.Can't you all see how hard he is trying??
>>153493716I think he's depressed. He needs their support more than ever now.
>>153493716As long as he is having fun
We have bled so many good posters through the years and now only the bean fumes remain.
Peroncagada is not a serious country
>>153493716Why does no one go train with him, this is bullying
>>153493801? He's literally training with frielme.
tristelme
>the youngsters of boca and river don't do shit, literally nothing in every match>fans and tv journalists: ehhh loggo lo' pibe' son lo' unico' que ponen la cara por el equipo
anyone want to coach my team? the spot is vacant
Randomly thought about 7-1 earlier
>>153494443I'll do it. But I warn you I'm a saidinha fan and a dinizista.
>>153494487When will trump bring democracy to colombia?
>>153494585East Colombia is on it.
https://www.flashscore.com.br/noticias/futebol-liga-j1-liga-japonesa-abole-empate-pontos-sao-decididos-nos-penaltis/8AuhxAqA/Would this work in Brasil-ei-rão?
>want to goon>my family won't stfu
>>153494969More or less like 1988 Brasileirão or 1988/89 Boludão
>>153494969That's a terrible idea. It rewards shit teams that retrancate for draws by offering a chance to win three points by refusing to play football.
did you know? fluminense is playinglike right nowreally
>>153495136No we're not.
>>153495163i don't mean fluminense de feiraI'm talking about the regional one from rio de najeiro
>>153495176Maracanã is currently hosting a Monobloco show. You don't know what you're talking about.
>>153495136this is a lie
>>153495212what does this bird have to do with anything?
Savarino deu um tapa na boceta da rede
começou a peidagem
>>153495237explain this, atheist scum
>>153495333Clearly AI
>>153495333What do Dinos think of Cannobbio?
>>153495365>people at maracanã watching fluminense? clearly artificial intelligence
>>153495395gramado tá uma merda
>>153495429of course, it's naturalslop
>>153495395The cancha is actually quite empty. Still more people than yesterday's clássico, though.
>>153495429According to Sportvberg it's a chemical reaction caused by the fertiliser. They say it's purely visual.
>>153495539I don't like Guerreirinho. This smug cunt was much better as a mascot.
My father alway said he can say only one thing in spanish >Hay cien hombres pequeños en el bolsoAs a kid I went around and just repeated that, not knowing what it means. I remembered it whenever I met a Spaniard or Latino as a young adult and just repeated the sounds. They always gave me confused looks or an unenthusiastic thumbs up. I now, at the age of 29 bothered to look up what it means and feel slightly retarded.
>10 green flags in a row dookie just pilin up
>>153495606they're both shit desu
>>153495606>humans GarbageThey should adopt the mascot of their nickname that rivals gave to them
>nooo you must have a hecking anthropomorphic animal as your mascot!!!!!
TROPA DO URSOAHN AHN TROPA DO URSOAHN AHN
>>153495764meet flu's new mascot!
>>153495799I want to tropa her urso
>>153495799gorda desprezível
>>153495799gorda asquerosa
>>153495764Biriba and Flamengo's urubu are the only good furry mascots. We've had this discussion here before.
>>153495820>>153495833Stop being gay.
>>153495834you weren't part of the discussion, he have settled that the mascots of Minas Gerais were the best oneshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaOEScKfZes
>>153495893Atlético's cock is nice, but I don't like the rabbit and the fox.
>>153495810What could POSSIBLY be the nickname that would generate this
>>153495764>>153495797In the case of Flu it doesnt need to be an animal
>>153495913they were all created by the same person
>>153495764Their mascot should be a flu virus
>Atlético's cock is nice
>>153495928theyare quite literally the rice mascots from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
>>153495970MG is just one big Aesop fable.>>153495928I the shape and the racist Oriental featurs suggest it's something to do with pó-de-arroz.
Making a mascot related with florminense is probably easier than pó de arroz
Did they really spreaded po de arroz bros
>>153496032nothing wrong with using rice powder
>how to talk with short people
>11 green flags in a row that's 3 farts and a toot, also called a stool dookie just pilin up
>>153496193What is this toddler doing on the pitch brah
>>153496237one of the anthem mascotinhos got lost
>>153496237That's how Xerém produces so much talent. Fluminense pick the best players from the U-12 team and integrate them into the main squad.
watching Ñuls for the misery porn
a caminhada
>>153496330the "foul"
a saída
>>153496349Dinizismo lives
A little diniz lives inside of all of us
>go to boomers’ house for carnivals during afternoon>they’re playing Jorge Aragao and Brazilian music Kek
>>15349545920,006 people against 10,987 in Engenhão on sunday. I know people will say >Botafogo but I honestly think their stadium's location is a huge hinderance to them.
>>153183236I told you so
>>153496486Fun fact: The 2026 salvador carnival best song is probably the one called "panamera"It is playing everywhere (it is shit, but still)
Now they’re playing samba enredo
>>153496510>their stadium's location is a huge hinderance to themthe stadium is literally right next to a train station, cariocas are such bitches
>>153496543>waaah waaah im not going it's too difficultnigga it's 16 minutes
Now it’s axe Bahia
>>153496595Maracanã is far more accessible. You have bus lines from all over the metropolitan area, all of the Supervia lines and a metro station. Engenhão is far more inconvenient.
>>153496640>oh my God it's so hard to make a FREE conection to get to the Santa Cruz line oh my God I'm such a faggotthis meantime between Maracanã station from the Olympic station is shorter than the WALK you have to do between MorumBis and the nearest station
>>153496672The fans were divided 50/50 yesterday and even the Flamengo fans didn't bother to show up despite putting 24k people against Sampaio Corrêa in the Maracanã. A game between Vasco and Flamengo last year in the same stadium also had a pitiful 10k attendance. If it's not Cariocas not wanting to be mildly inconvenienced to get there, how else do you explain Engenhão games almost always flopping no matter the teams?
Guys i think today specifically the fact its a estadual game and its on the middle of carnaval affects the numbers a tad bit
>>153496726>words words wordswant me to show how long it takes to get from São Paulo to Arena Barueri? spoiler: the nearest station from the stadium is 3 kilometers away
now it’s Caetano velosoGood music I am too illiterate on this
>>153496879How do you know the name of the musicians then
>>153496919My parents friends
fuck a.nal
Se segura, malandroPois malandro que é malandro não se estouraSe segura, malandroPois malandro que é malandro não se devoraSe segura, malandroPois um dia há de chegar a sua horaHora, horaHora, horaVai cantar, vai brincar sem fantasiaVai chorar de amor e de alegriaPois ela vai voltar pra alegrar seu coraçãoPois ela vai voltar pra dar vida novaNo seu barracão
Guarani da capital
that’s itI’m going to Brazil within a year/colapib/ meetup
if I died today I wouldn't have to face reality tomorrow
How's your carnaval, copalib?
>>153497358Gud
>>153497406>The walking foolThat's me
you dropped the beans bro
he just farted
When the beans drop before the beat
Thought exercise: Série A stadiums in order of attendance (in 25) and how long it takes to get there from downtown>Maracanã20 min by metro. 4 stops, 12 min in train, 8 minute walk9 min by car, 5,7 kilometers>Mineirão27 min by bus. wait 17 stops, 23 min and walk for 2 more min16 min by car, 11 kilometers>Neo Química Arena>26 min by metro. 12 stops, no walk45 min by car, 17,6 kilometers>Arena Fonte Nova14 min by bus. wait 7 stops, 6 min and walk for 8 min6 min by car, 2,2 kilometers>Allianz Parque29 min by bus. wait 15 stops, 25 min then walk for 4 min.22 min by car, 10,2 kilometers>Arena Castelão37 min by bus. 22 stops, 27 min, then walk for 10 min.17 min by car, 9,9 kilometers>MorumBIS43 min by two metros and one bus. Sé to Luz in the Blue line, 2 stops, 3 min. Then transfer to the Yellow line, Luz to São Paulo-Morumbi station, 9 stops, 18 min. Then walk 5 min to the bus stop, Terminal Água Espraiada, 4 stops, 5 min.22 min by car, 12,8 kilometers>Arena do Grêmio26 min by bus, 26 stops, 20 min, then walk for 6 min.14 min by car, 8,4 kilometersBONUS ATÉ A PÉ NÓS IREMOS: 1 hour and 45 min on foot, 7,7 kilometers>Beira-Rio11 min by bus, 13 stops, 11 min7 min by car, 3,7 kilometers>Arena MRV32 min by bus, 19 stops, 21 min, then walk 11 min18 min by car, 11,1 kilometers>Barradão1 hour and 21 min taking 3 buses, 45 stops in total taking an hour and 13 min, then walk more 8 min28 min by car, 21,5 kilometers>São Januário37 min taking two buses, 10 stops, 15 min, then walk for 17 more min (1,1k)14 min by car, 6,9 kilometers>Vila Belmiro10 min by bus, 4 stops, 4 min, then walk 6 min. 7 min by car, 1,8 kilometers>Engenhão34 min by taking the metro and a train. Uruguaiana/Centro to Maracanã taking the Linha Verde, 5 stops, 12 min, then transfer to Japeri train line, 6 stops, 6 min, then walk for 6 min26 min by car, 14,7 kilometers
new reaction just for when Santos gets atropelated
oh hey look another wall of text I can ignore
nobody is reading that lil nigga better get back up the morro
>>153497507>the morrobro... too soon...
>>153497502>>153497507you don't care? I just refuted the bostafogo fallacy and you don't care?
ai seu chi peido ai ai seu chi peido
What's the best country for wine? Your reply might decide your /copalib/ visa status.
says the slave
>>153496595>conveniently ignores that it's 16 minutes surrounded by cariocas
>>153497624For me it’s argenchino followed by your eternal enemies then the Mediterranean fools (Italy and Spain)Closely behind the americanos and malignao
and by eternal enemies I meant the dark ones (French)
>>153497624I like my wine fortified, so Portugal is the answer. Sudaca wine is good on a cost x benefit standpoint, but if you have money to blow there are better options
GATO mentioned
>>153497496This post deserves a (You) for the effort but I have to be a party pooper and say distance from downtown is not accurately reflect the time fans take to get to the stadium. Of course you have people who go to the games after work on weekdays and you have cases like São Paulo and Curitiba where Centro is more or less in the geographical centre of the metropolitan area.But people don't actually live in the Centro neighbourhoods most of the time, and you have plenty of cities like Rio, Salvador and Porto Alegre that sprawl in very odd shapes relative to Centro. If you wanted to be more scientific (and waste more of your time), you'd have to sample a few population centres from different areas of the city (major neighbourhoods, regiões administrativas, other cities in the metropolitan area and whatnot) spread over the city and take a weighted (on population) average to have a better estimate. I looked up Salvador to get an example, and most of their more populous neighbourhoods (Itapuã, Paripe, São Cristóvão) are very far away from Fonte Nova. São Caetano, Fazenda Grande do Retiro and Pituba are a reasonable distance away too, only Pernambués and Brotas being at a short distance from the stadium.
>>153497673>fortifiedwhat the heck
>>153497720He wants his wine to last a fortnight
>argenchinos dont fortify they drinks
>colombians drink Fortnite wine
>>153497710I chose the city center as a reference point because that's what all navigation programs do, the reference point is ground zero. Another point is that the center is usually the best-connected area of the city, so I would say it's a valid way to measure the efficiency of a city's public transportation.
>he doesn't make a fort with his wine
I never understood why some color patterns are so common in some countries but rare in others..England: wine and baby blueArgentina: blue and yellowBrazil: black and white (its extremely common here, in other countries i think only juventus and newcastle use it, big clubs at least), green and garnet (a bunch of them are obvious copies of Fluminense tho)
blue flags are so obsessed with green and yellow flags
>>153497807italy: black stripes in combination with another colorspain: blue and white stripes
>>153497807>Argentina: blue and yellowname one non-bostero club that uses these colorsI can think of more black and white or red and white clubs>(a bunch of them are obvious copies of Fluminense tho)and a bunch of the English are copying Villa
>>153497855Rosario Central, Atlanta, Atlético Rafaela, Dock Sud, Central Ballester (this one is probably copying Rosario rather than Boca)>I can think of more black and white or red and white clubsYeah but these are common everywhere.In Brazil i dont remember one single blue and yellow team aside from Pelotas. That is traditional but not big at all
>>153497888>In Brazil i dont remember one single blue and yellow team aside from Pelotas. That is traditional but not big at allI remember one but they aren't traditional or big either
>>153497902But Flamengo dropped that like 100 years ago, doesnt count
>>153497927on yeah? then why maracanã uses these colors on its seats?
>>153497888Atlético Rafaela is sky blue and whiteBrazil has Araçatuba, Francisco Beltrão, Sampaio Corrêa-RJ, Colo Colo de Ilhéus, Jequié, Freipaulsitano, Rosário Central-SE, Aliança-AL, Retrô, Horizonte, Quixadá, Tiradentes-PI, IAPE, GAS, Costa Rica-MS, Dourados, Iporá, Palmas
>>153497933Holy autism anon, but the good kind of autism. I know like 3 or 4 teams there
>>153483495 I'm still waiting, faggot
>8 green flags in a row2 and a half farts, the latest colapib sitcom blew up
brazilians are obsessed with beans
I took such a big shit I almost fainted
>3 blue flags in a rowmy money lost half of its value
sentiu
money's value in brazil is dictated by how many bananas lula has under his bed
ajuda
You know, /copalib/ isnt what it used to be anymore.
Itamar Franco creating the plan real, colorized - 1994
>4 hispanohablantes post in a rowI can already hear ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvLiFox7elQ
>>153498221>brazil's central bank reserves
brazilian jokes: an argentinian joke but take away the funny part
>joke
Make Azeroth Great Again
>>153498308I wanna suck some titties
>>153498308You could fit another gordaska between those tits.
hes so cute bros
>>153498320This picture is older than the average copalibber.
>>153498320I'm in love.>>153498308Meu deus, horrorosa desgraca.
>>153498320I kinda look like this
You can stand under my umbrellaYou can stand under my fartburella, ella, ella, eh, eh, e
white neymar was his most handsome era
>>153498384Yes
cala bouca e fica prunto
>>153498400Still gay
>>153498429imagina o cheiro
>>153498594.
what does river have to do with bad bunny?
>>153498636they share the same audience
>>153498641what audience? upper middle class homosexuals?
>>153498660stop wasting my time asking questions which you know the answer
lo bibe son lo que sacan la cara por el clu viejo, vayanse todo
you get onto the colapib and boom 5 green flags in a row straight from the black cheeks to your nostrils
>>153498842filtered for being a retarded and annoying faggotsee you never again
ela sentiu (ela sentiu)a piroquinha (a piroquinha)
copalib but instead of players teams are formed by ninjas
>>153499048
>>153498594uh does he know anglos just had him in their biggest sporting event?
>>153499055sovl
>>153499095do other teams give nicknames to their uniforms?I don't follow other as passionately so I won't affirm it, but it's certainly a thing that exists for this club, mainly among radio commentatorsthe all black is known ninja, hence that Hulk imagethe all white is the bribeand the striped is what gave the Galo nicknamebtw in the 2000s they used to play international matches exclusively in all black, it's a fun gimmick that they should bring it back
b3an f4rts
niggas complain about bean farts but I bet you 2 banana trees they listen to the same TikTok audio clip 200 times a day while scrolling through reels
>>153499244Why dont you try purê de batata instead of polenta?
En resumen, la polenta argentina es más versátil (se puede freír o asar) y suele combinarse con salsas potentes, mientras que el puré de papas es más delicado y cremoso por sí solo. ¡Ambos son deliciosos, depende del plato principal!
>>153499265>>153499306people eat polenta here, stop acting like it's exotic
and just like that at 3 am, another 3 green flags, another fart for the talliesis there any stopping to this 40ºc 100% humidity bean fart miasma?
thinking about brazilians everyday is not healthy for you
>>153499310polenta frita nao é igual polenta argentina
I ain't thinking but it do be stinking
lo pibe stan todo aprobado aunque no hagan una mierda porque son lo que sacan la cara por el clu, el clu e de la gente, que pongan a lo pibe a juga
bro let it go already
A escola retratou o Bembé do Mercado e trouxe diversas referências à religiões de matrizes africanas, entoando que a Sapucaí viraria macumba.
l'aladerita viste l'aladerita? e una falta de respeto al clu, para eso que jueguen lo pibe que son lo que sacan la cara por el equipo viejo
Povo brasileiro>4 dias rezando? céloko, mó coisa de doente>4 dias bebendo mijo quente? nuss mmt loco só as gatinha mó daora
actually you have to pray every day
>>153500150based me
>year of our lord 2000 +26>not being an atheist
El clu' es de:a) Los pibesb) Riquelmec) Los sociosd) Edson Arantes do Nascimentoe) La concha de tu madre
>>153497496>barradão>1 hour and 21 minutesSuch is the life of a vitória supporter
>>153497531This is ridiculous. Look at that green line. Why must vitoria fans suffer
>>153500329He should be watching Saint Seiya or Jaspion instead.
>>153498182How ia money value determined in arshentina?
Sofia mulnovitch, peruvian surfing world champion, es de alianza
>>153500454>did Boca lose? dump it
>>153500460Finger of God is in Guapimirim not Teresópolis
Good morningI hate polenta like you wouldn't believe.
>>153500693No feriado in Paraguay today?
>>153500476They have been losing a lot then
PredictionsRiver 8x0 ciudad bolivarLibertadores: all home teams win. Liverpool, 2 de mayo and caraboboCopa do brasil begins today btw
>>153500440piccolo arc is good.
We're gonna need a bigger boat
como puede se que ste sentado nuna laderita, es que no se puede cre viejo, ponga na lo pibe que siempre dan la cara por el clu
bom chia copalib
>>153500836Why? Lent? Not really. We do have one catholic feriado in December.
Portela bros....
>>153501157bom chia
Viradouro and beija-flor bros, we are winning this shit
Purim: Esta festividade judaica, que ocorre próximo ao Carnaval, é marcada por folia, consumo de vinho, leitura do Livro de Ester e o uso de fantasias, lembrando o clima de festa de rua. Integração Cultural: Comunidades judaicas no Brasil, como em São Paulo (maior comunidade do país), integram-se à cultura local, celebrando a diversidade e a liberdade. Carnaval e Temas Judaicos: Escolas de samba, como a Portela, já abordaram a saga dos judeus no Brasil, integrando a cultura judaica ao samba.https://globoplay.globo.com/v/6498073/
Libra rulesLfu droolsImagine supporting a lfu team
>>153501321Daniel Vorcaro nasceu em Belo Horizonte, filho de Henrique Vorcaro, corretor de imóveis, e neto de Serafim Vorcaro, imigrante italiano e pastor protestante.
"Sou judeu religioso, mas aceito todas as religiões", justificou o banqueiro
>Paredes will miss the derby vs Racingkek
>>153501397Source?
>>153501658Are people really getting injured or are they pretending to get ubeda out
>>153501868Paredes was limping and had to be subbed off vs Platense the other day. As for the other players, I dunno, they must have some shitty trainers
Carioca championship in the inaugural edition, in 1906
Let's replace the Brazilian teams with the Argentinian teams and let them play in the Brazilian league for about two years to see how it goes.
>>153501884>Big Argentinian Cock is a club
>>153501898Still beats being alone forever
>>153502021You are not alone, you got /copalib/.
>>153502021
>have to work tomorrow after 4 days of doing nothing>dont even want to open my laptop since I know there’s going to be hundreds of emailsWhy can’t we have the rest of the week off bros
>>153502132you can
Lots of braziliANOS buying tickets to support 2nd of May tonight, this is because the club is from a border city. I think that's cool.
>>153502132Hey, anon. Can you give me an update on the project?
>>153502163>brazilians don't go to their matches>but they go to matches in paraguayThe simian mind works in mysterious ways.
DO NOT SUPPORT PEOPLE FROM MTTHEY ARE SOJEIROSTHEY ARE THE LOWEST PART OF RICH PEOPLETHEY SELL SOJA TO CHINA AND THEY ARE JEWS
>>153502299What about MS?
>>153502299Hahah no way, who would sell soja to china? Pfft that's nuts!
>>153502321That is not the worst part. The worst part is that they destroy Brazil just like faveladosThey are favelados with tight jeans and cheap perfume and fake blonde hair
>>153502277The city doesn't seem to have any local club (that's what I read) so they just cross the border and support 2nd of May. Also, when press interview local supporters, it's not uncommon for a Portuguese speaker to pop up. And when they ask what's their team in Brazil they say Flamengo, San Pablo and such.
>>153502392I believed your post until you said they twist for san pablo. Nobody ACTUALLY twists for san pablo.
>>153502321It's beans, actually. That's beans
>>153502111:)
>>153502163Based paragua
>>153502321Kek
>>153502392I have known a person who said she was paraguayanWhen i finally asked where she was from, she said "ponta porã"
>>153502436I knew it. Everyone lies to me and I am always the last to find out. I bet Brazil didn't make it to the 2002 WC as smooth as they told me.>>153502529LMAO
>>153502598Anon...
Can Anon come out to play?
>>153501300As a portelabro I'm worried about relegation ;-;I mean I'm sure there were and will be worse but the mistakes were terrible>>153501884>Rio cricket, team of englishmen>wear the brazilian colors
>>153502671>Samba school supporterCan you stop being so gay?
>>153502653I was this kid because I didn't like being at home and the parents would actually ask "why are you always here? you have no home?" directly to my face and it'd make me feel bad
>>153502671>As a portelabrovira homem rapaz
>>153502745what a cunt I hope she's dead
>>153502774T. Mangueirabro
>>153487941>19:00 | Carabobo x Huachipato>21:30 | CS 2 de Mayo x CS Cristal>21:30 | Liverpool UY x Independiente Medellíncopa en decadecia. Who are these losers
>>153502817>colombia discovers what is pre-libertadores
>>153502869His house probably got electricity very recently.
>>1535028173 of those are copalib regulars
worst places in argentina1. bsas/rosario2. cordoba3. mendoza4.tucuman5. tierra del fuego
Misiones bros... We didn't even make the list
>>153503117Elaborate.
entre rios chads, we cooking
Perro food has gotten so expensive it’s just cheaper to make him food What went so wrong
>>153503117is bahia blanca a nice place?
Perro no...
Did you know that if you're on a plane, you land on a country where masturbating in public is not a crime and you masturbate inside that plane, you're not going to prison in Brazil? That's the kind of shit you have to know to pass the concurso.
>>153503224my perro is spoiled, she would pick at store food when she was young. Switched over to meal prepping a pound of ground turkey and cabbage for her each week. She loves it, her stools are very regular now, and it doesn't cost much more than store bought food.
El ‘10’ no ha muerto en el fútbol: ¡que viva el ‘10’! ¡Larga vida al ‘10’!
>>153503028>recentlyIt’s powered by beans>>153503094Ikr, I wanted to make a joke with cara e bobo and huachiPATO, but couldn’t come up with anything
>>153503262Better than bahia preta.
>>153503419Nope
>>153503224You are not supposed to buy branded dog food.
>>153503318Cute
>>153503465is that even a bay?
is that even a river? looks more like an estuary to me
>>153503544wow that's an insane diarrhea
>>153503544>the club called river plate
>>153502745But now you're Messi
>>153503295They don't call oral test for no reason
>>153503837Stop being so sexual all the time.
>>153503849It's the beans' fault
>>153503544Mar de la Plata is really grim
>Durante a missão "Missão Centenário" em 2006, o astronauta brasileiro Marcos Pontes realizou um experimento educacional e científico na Estação Espacial Internacional (EEI) que envolveu o plantio de sementes de feijão em microgravidade. O objetivo era analisar a germinação e motivar jovens para carreiras científicas.
ME NE FREGO
I went to carnaval now I feel like a sluthow do women live doing this every week?
O novo técnico do Club Atlético Mineiro Football Club de Regatas y Esgrima é o senhor Pedro Martins
>>153504812>now I feel like a slutw-what did you do..
>>153504839
Business idea:Women footie but keepers are trannies
Business idea:Women footie but after every goal the keeper has to remove one clothing item
>>153504912I don't follow eurofottie, what this soifaced baldie has to do with it?
>>1535049240-0 slurpchads eatin good
Business idea:women footie but with soap
>>153504770Kek it makes sense. Palm trees get it? KkkkkHow popular is that shit over there
Business idea:You give me money and I dance
>>153505022what are you talking about? are you ill? do you need help?
>>153505057>2026>asking 4chan for help ISHYGDDT
>>153502817is Independiente Medelin still tied to drug dealers? I like them. If I had to twist for a club in Colombia I think I would twist either for Independiente Medejin or Independiente Santa Fe
umburella EH EH EHELA ELA IN MY UMBUREJA how do you pronounce guarda-chuvas in argentina?Guarda Chueva? Dispositivo de caletar la chueva? /Chuevita repelente?
>>153505128>>153505106stop posting for a while
>>153505138>t.
>>153504965that looks fun
>>153505109it's the grande least tied to drugs actually
>>153505029Typical monkey
>>153505183>least tied
>>153505183A ref was killed for them, the reason they suspended the league on 1989
oh so having passionate fans is a crime now?
>>153505138why ? seriously I posted like 3 times today and the third was the umburella joke I imagine if in argentina they say "Repelente de chuvita" But I can not browse here for the next weeks perhaps months
If you think about it, colombia is very similar to mexico, maybe that's why they hate us too.
it's umbresha
>>153505159Leaving it is a bit dangerous since you're all soapyI once hit my head in the ground while leaving. Had convulsions and shit
>>153505494we are. even have mariachi bands in the big cities.
>>153505504You wouldn't last a day in prison.
>>153505504Of course kids ruin the fun for everyone. Jk anon, that sounds awful.
>>153504939Business idea:Women footie but they have to have sex with me
>>153505128When the smell hits, we stink togetherTold you I'll eat beans foreverSaid I'll always have a stench Took an bite, I'ma fart it out to the endNow that it's rancid more than everKnow the miasma reeks foreverYou can stand under my brick favellaYou can stand under my brick favella 'ella, 'ella, eh, eh, eh
>>153505642The “sport” needs to last at least a minute anon
>>153505642this but the keepers are still trannies
Palmeiras samba school couldnt get promoted. They tied in 2nd place with perola negra but lost the tiebrakerImagine if boca and river had samba schools
Me when I see desarmonia
>this year unidos de la boca parade has maradona as its theme>gres los millonariosnalso has maradona as the parade theme
Make a coherent post challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
teve gol de cria de cochia na champions League, hein??
>>153506150bro screenrecorded a gif from twitter
Mirassol failed to ualify to the second round of paulistao
>>153506390MAS ELES VÃO GANHAR TUDO EM 2026 FELLASÉ UM PROJETO REVOLUCIONÁRIO MEO
>>153506430Who are you quoting?
>>153505950They should do something similar to the Parintins festival where they do the same theme every year>boi bostero x boi vegano
>>153506982>they should worship Phoenician demonsnah
>>153507355>Maradona is a phoenician demonEvery day you learn something in copalib
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk3zaqOfZ7k>Paredes is 2 kg overweight kek
ok, isso seria engraçado pra caralho
>>153507548this general will get flooded by JLingz posters
heh my boy
>>153507548please be real
>>153507750It is actually realhttps://ge.globo.com/pa/futebol/times/remo/noticia/2026/02/17/remo-negocia-contratacao-de-jesse-lingard-ex-manchester-united-e-selecao-inglesa.ghtml
>>153507766my boy jlingz
>>153507548heh....
>>153507548>>153507766heh...
Today our boy RR will fuck real madrid
>JLingz, Pikachu and Alef Manga on the same club
Juventus is getting their bussy smacked by the Kara Boga
>>153508028base
Impeachmentaobros did it again!
I'm so 2008You're so 2000 and plate (2011)
How does one even choose a escola de sambaThe only song i can remember in head is the one that goes "liberdachi liberdachi"
>>153507500Riquelme need a guy to reality check him instead of a lot of yes menEvery boss shoukd have 2 reality checkers for each group of 3 yes men
>>153508028>Cabal (r) 67’>he only played 21 minsGrim
>>153508132Lmao what is wrong with peru
Today river plate 11x 0 ciudad bolivar
>congolombiANO… hey don’t get mad it’s banter>hey, boliargento, what’s up?>>I KNEW IT THEY HATE US. THEY FUCKING HATE US
>>153498221Erika kirk at her husbands funeral
Okay you love us, get in line monkey.
fala dessa cueca pelo tudos
>>153508132>>153508265LMAO
You dance for money, beanbro
Fixing Brasileirão>80 clubs in 5 regional conferences with 16 teams each>Each conference having your teams playing each other twice>Top 2 from each conference qualifies to National Stage where they play each other twice to define National Champions and Libertadores slots>Teams placed in 3rd and 4th in each group qualifies to Sudamericana Stage where they play each other to define Sudamericana slots>Bottom 2 from each conference are relegated to 2nd tier and replaced by best teams from 2nd tier
not the format schizo...
Farts in the valleyFarts in the cityStinking ain't prettyAin't no beans for me
Fixing Brasileirão>fim do brasileirão>my team is honorary eternal champions
>>153508426https://youtu.be/d4QnalIHlVc
>>153508506>Altos over Parnahyba>Treze over Campinense>a whole conference for paulistada>Volta Redonda over Americano/GoytacazDumbass zoomer award
>>153508779São Paulo has one fifth of BR population
>>153508506Ill do one better: copa do brasil with all 700 active teams in the country, starting the previous year
>>153508760There's at least one brazilian that sings this while he uses the electric shower.
>>153508856I'm about to do it ,it is a very catchy song
>>153508886Vocaroo it.
>>153507974>suplente
Vorcaro it
>>153508837and that's a bad thing
Remo got a bizarre squad>Ivan Botox in the net>Braian Cufre>Yago Pikachuhe was a paysandu legend btw, this is like Figo to Real transfer but for paraenses>Leonardo Piccothey paid nearly 2m for this guy from platense, biggest transfer ever>Alef Mangasuspended for months for betting schemes>Patrick de Paula>Forward from Guiné Bissau
>colombian subbed in at halftime 2-1 victory>concedes 2 goals>gets sent off in 20 min>team loses 5-2
>>153509047coach: Juan Carlos Osorio
>>153508837Also the 3 biggest budgets in the country are these1- federal budget2 sao paulo state budget3 sao paulo city budget
Peru will never have a stable government
>>153509312Annexation to Brazil can fix it
Still better economy than the rest of us
>>153509312We all dream of a stable peru>>153509462Peru is always growing*chuckles*
>>153509513hehehe
Only Pensamiento Gonzalo can save Peru
Peru needs a japanese CEO
>>153500470She should try becoming president
Why did he get impeached anyway
peru will ALWAYS try their best
>>153509610Anon…I…
>>153509047Pure Football Manager
Is this Copalib?
Why are hentai games so addictive? I'm all day waiting for my refractory period to end so I can keep playing.
>>153510743Name one
>>153510827The one I'm currently hooked with is Unholy Maiden.
>>153510849I used to play True Love a lot in my childhood: https://tss.asenheim.org/index.php
>>153511144>in my childhood
>>153510743No they are not they are all clicking simulators
>>153511326+12yo
>>153511327everything you do that involves a computer is clicking
monicius is going full schizo
based vini jr
He scoredHe smiled
>>153511327Just use your phone nigga.
>>153511430Sometimes you tecla as well>>153511748Thats touchingslop
>>153511842when I press the key it makes a clicking sound, so it's clicking
>>153511909>>153511909>>153511909
>>153511842I'm gonna touch your slop tonight while you sleep
>>153511944Brazilians went apeshit over this
