Made for the /Big Bharat Lund/
aus being eliminated today would be ultimate humiliation ritual, may be career ending for few players like maxwell stoinis green inglish
The chase is ON
Bangladesh not being in this tournament is a huge asterisk * anyway
>>153489907aus could have joined them and saved themselves from this humiliation
>>153489926Gottem
I can hit Bartlett for a six
pozzies earlier (probably 4am for them) when Italy took a few England wickets>*spams /cric/ with 'strewth not so good are ya there champ'*pozzies at a reasonable time, about to go out of the tournament>*total silence*how unfortunate kek
Idiots playing for their fifties
might need a wicket or two
>>153490011>strewth not so good are ya there champi said this
Ausbros this is is looking just a little bit too dire
Who won the last T20 world cup? Exactly. No one knows and none of this matters.
>2 players make 100 runsNow what will the rest of the team do
Slows down for his fifty and gets out fucking brainlet
>>1534900611.4 billion people would like to disagree
>>153490032propetic
>>153490061bit in this actually desuI don't even follow cricket that much but I think most of the test playing teams have won this cup at some point now. it's a bit of a meme when 5 minutes of bad cricket loses you the whole thing
Pavan Rathnayake>Vayu (Sanskrit: वायु, romanised: Vāyu, lit.'Wind/Air'; Sanskrit pronunciation: [ʋaːju]), also known as Vata (Sanskrit: वात, romanised: Vāta, lit.'Wind/Air') and Pavana (Sanskrit: पवन, romanised: Pávana, lit.'Purifier'),[9] is the Hindu god of the winds as well as the divine messenger of the gods. In the Vedic scriptures, Vayu is an important deity and is closely associated with Indra, the king of gods. He is mentioned to be born from the breath of Supreme Being Vishvapurusha and also the first one to drink Soma.[10] The Upanishads praise him as Prana or 'life breath of the world'. In the later Hindu scriptures, he is described as a dikpala (one of the guardians of the direction), who looks over the north-west direction.[11][12] The Hindu epics describe him as the father of the god Hanuman and BhimaMay the winds of the Indian Ocean carry our island Sanatanis to vijaya
Aussies can still win
>>153490111You can lose a test match in 1 session of after 6 consecutive good sessions. Lose a football match in stoppage time after dominating for 90 minutes. That unpredictability is one of the selling points of sports
>stoolnis
ausbros........ it might be ovah
are there actually any good players in this aus peem except travis headstate of it
Aussies can still lose
WALLOP
uhhh....Australianisher bros.....
>marcus stoinpiss
>>153490210it was over the moment they dropped renshaw and didn't select smith ,players like green inglish cooper can't bat shit but keep getting picked
getting smacked indeed
You have to think that the Australians will be wishing they'd scored a few more runs during their innings.
stumpedgonefuck offAustralia wins
??????? what inch was behind the line
lmao. rub some salt into that wound
>>153490277need to catch the ball first
*gets run over by a Nissan Ka*not like this toyotabros...
say the line, Aussie bros
>bindian flag going wild because Travis Head won't humiliate his peem again
wtf how bad are ausheemed by zim and didn't SL not qualify for this tournament last time
>engshitters lost 4-1 to these convict shittersHowling
Convict bros not like this
>smith came all the way to sri lanka for this
>>153490101RAREARE
Nissanka wants to score his centurykek
>nissanka>rhymes with sri lanka>convict>rhymes with shit
I BLAME THE BBL
>lost to zimbabwe>lost to sri lankathis marks the end of international cricket for australiastay happy playing your ashes series
>>153490367memories for life :)
post yfw pooven poomith took a flight to get here on short notice
>>153490367well we can at least hope the flight was nice
>>153490367>>153490394
WE WILL AVENGE YOU AUSBROS
must be some sort of internet outage across australia at the moment
Australians losing at T20 proves they've become more high IQ in recent timeshopefully the next BBL threads will be much quieter too
PAVAN Rathnayake blows convicts the fuck outta the World Cup to the bottom of the Indian Ocean where they belong
>>153490417kek, I'm their representative they are a bit busy
Nice win Sri Lanka go on and win the whole thing now.
The reports of Renaissance of Australian cricket were greatly exaggerated
Australia can still qualify, Ireland just has to beat Zimbabwe.
>tfw Direland spoil the fun
Highest individual scores for SL in T20 World Cups100*Pathum Nissanka vs Aus Pallekele 2026100 Mahela Jayawardene vs Zim Providence 201098* Mahela Jayawardene vs WI Bridgetown 201096* Tillakaratne Dilshan vs WI The Oval 2009Sri Lanka beating Australia in World Cups (ODIs + T20Is)By seven wkts Lahore 1996 (Final)By six wickets Nottingham 2009By eight wickets Pallekele 2026The chase of 182>the highest successful run chase for Sri Lanka in T20 World Cups>the highest successful run chases against Australia in T20 World Cups>first time Sri Lanka have chased 180+ vs a team other than Bangladesh/Zimbabwe in T20Is>second highest by any team in a T20Is in Sri LankaFirst time since the start of 2024, Adam Zampa has gone wicketless in two successive T20 Internationals>Sri Lanka qualify; Australia will be eliminated if Zimbabwe beat Ireland tomorrow.
>>153490478oh fuck offAus don't deserve it
Ausiebros, how are you feeling right now?>England are shit, but still qualified.
>>153490484Weren't most of the convicts shipped to Australia Irish?
>accuse others of hiding when their team was losing>disappear when losing themselveslmao@aussie cricket 'enthusiasts'. What frauds.
>>153490554its like 4am in ausland m8 give them a break
Fastest T20I 100s for Sri Lanka (by balls)44 Kusal Perera vs NZ Nelson 202552 Pathum Nissanka vs Ind Dubai 202552 Pathum Nissanka vs Aus Pallekele 2026>facs
If the Micks beat the Mugabians then Lankans should throw their match against them and finish the job on the convicts
never seen a happier bunch of indian flags
>>153490579>pozzie wearing his kangaroo pajamas gets up to check score>sees they managed to get btfo of the tournament within a few days
>>1534905791 am in Perth.
>>153490616it's all jokes hahacheers xo
>>153490616travis head ptsd, unironicallywith aus out the jeets will have a 98% chance of taking the cup
its not real cricket hehe haha huhu
Father of convicts
>>153490659One of them, they have too many at this point iywim haha
Jake jeannings my beloved :(
I think that might be it for the blowies too, if there were any left. They'll move back to nrl + afl now
>gets neglected for years in T20is>barely manages to make it in the squad after 1000 gazillion players get injured>doesn't get selected for the 11>team gets eliminated within 12 hours of arrivalKWABOTY contender or winner already?
thinking we got the moral victory here
>laugh at aus thread made in outer /sp/acegrimlad we're not relevant, stop embarrassing yourself and everyone in this general
>>153490758you gotta take the initiative and start at some point anon
>If you had one shot, one opportunity: Will Jacks tuns spin shadyhas to be the cringiest headline ever. cricindia with indian writers trying to be relevant based on western cultural awareness gained exclusively through the internet was a mistake
https://youtu.be/ecBco63zvas?si=e4jPf-hVLmNBbHoTgood night to SL chads
>>153490873urban jeets only try to ape western stuffeg - they love saying bucks instead of rupees, they think it's a slang for money. Not understanding the context behind calling dollars bucks
lmaoing bigly at ausfalia tbqh lads
>>153491024wtf i thought we were pals
Why do Indians think they are black? It's kind of a meme in the Netherlands. They always ridicule Indians because they are always ashamed to be Indians, so they act like black people
She told me to embrace my anger and not run from it. This was after I told her that if it were to happen today at my current age and not when I was a kid that I would rip him to pieces. I have awoken.
You all take it up your fifth chakras
>>153489806>best looking australian woman looks like a man>team knocked out of world cup in the group stagegrim time to be an australian. don't despair though ausbros, things will get better i'm sure of it
I call them ausFAILia
>grow old enough to see my heroes retire (fab 4)>grow old enough to see people my age playing internationally >grow old enough to see people my age start retiring from international cricketwhen does it end
WTF happened
>>153492705
its all just so performative
How many bongs till the next match
anyone know which country currently holds the ashes
Who holds the t20 ashes?
no but steven conflagrate iykwim haha
>remember m-muh ashespipe down mick 'grandad' sperg, this is a commercial sport now. one that people actually want to watch i.e t20
applied for losing the cwc in a stadium named after your prime minister again yet britjeet
>>153489806whew wat a hawt babhihabitat
>>153496823@ozflags btw xSL and Nissans are in boss mode tbf
>>153496850Ooof* nissanka or without any doubts
fucking state of this thread jesus
agree with a peewee for once
morning lads, anything of note happen overnight?
…nh good guys won again is all fella x
strewth not so good are ya there champ'*
Thinking about the saffa vs afghans match. Still have saffas as slight favourites>>153490731>never won in englel>never won in BharatAlways been a fraud>>153492475>gonna grow old enough to see their regens make their debutThe ride never ends>>153496835Looks good in a sari innit
>play an engshitter literally called josh engshitter>lose like engshittersWhat were convicts thinking? Far out
>inb4 Ireland wins today and Australia ends up winning the WC
>>153490731doesn't that make george bailey the kwab?steve smith did nothing wrong
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUzyJU9D2H4/
>>153489806Handsome Squidward face
finna llen?
Group 1 doesn't look like the group of death anymore
NZ is winning it all
reckon we need to test cricket again soonmight be broken
>indshitter living in engshitterland seething about engshitterskek do indshitters really?
It's crazy how Willow somehow got even worse after integrating with cricbuzz
i see usman's taking his retirement seriously by completely refusing to play cricket for queersland despite being selected in the XI.
>>153498979>pre seeded number 1>go home insteadkek
>Not even winning the storyUhhhh Blackcapsbros?!
Are Samra and Bajwa traditional Canadian surnames?
wait are we playing?
>>153499473The jury is out on that one.
black caps? more like cack paps
>>153499473Canada is playing. Our players are also there somewhere in the general area.
Not sure I like Canada bashing these minnows
>mfw everyone in the entire world thought england were going home early but instead it's aus and nz who go home early
Getting heemed by ACTUAL uber drivers holy shit this is a new low.
>everyone having a panic attackwe'll win this in 15-17 overs, with at least 6 wickets in hand
Two of the five highest scores are against NZ, what the fuck are the bowlers doing?
Don't take any format seriously where Canada can be only 1 down after 17 overs
might go to bed iykwim
Kek get century'd on
>wake up>young canadian Hindu /strongmind/ slapping peewees for a tonNoicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AETFvQonfV8
Finna chuck some cash on Canindia winning this.
>>153498979Saffers were one Suryakumar boundary catch away from winning the last time and Windies have beat India in India in a t20 WC final it's going to be tough
Yuvraj reincarnated engshitters are terrified
I notice the thread died the moment a certain person started posting
kek the retard alarm just went
kek its over canadajeets
Classic /weakminds/
We play today
>>153499710should be a good game, scotland have been decent this tournamentlot of respect on the line
kek Dunedin btfo
canadian fielding leafs a lot to be desired
>>153489806she got conquered, simple as
could this be the end of nz cricket?
*does nothing*
Hindu /strongmind/ Rachin Ravindra to the rescue
glunn phullups
yea kiwis got this one wrapped upover to you direland
shall be cheering for ireland tonightno reason really
my scorchies would win the t20 world cup
So it seems NZ have made it into the super 8I believe they were one of the pre seeded teamsAre all the other pre seeded teams making the super 8?
>>153499933All but a certain Yellow team
Certain /weakmind/ completely lost interest in the New Zealand match can't think why though
any cricket?
jeets are still seething about the odi world cup :)
we're more of a holding the ashes nation anyway
>>153499969applied for a new footstool yet mate iykwim haha
>>153499011
gonefuck offGo back to Canada
>>153499528hmm...
>>153500018he probably cant wait to be back in civilised society
Anyone else miss ODI matches?Feels like they rarely happen nowadays.They'd rather play 5 match t20 than 5 match ODI or Test
>>153499927crisp
India vs South Africa final. Book it.
>rainingoh no no no
It’s a spinners pitch which will kill Ireland unfortunately
>a washout will be enough for Zimbabwe to qualify and it'll also result in the elimination of Australia
so we're up against Zimbabwe.. If the Aussies lost to them I can't see what hope we have but go Ireland anyways lol
>The Australian continent is drifting northward at about 7 cm (2.8 inches) per year and is expected to collide with Southeast Asia—specifically impacting the region near Indonesia/Papua New Guinea—in approximately 50 to 100 million yearsHow will it affect the BG Trophy?
>>153500303>assuming humans will be a thing 50 million years from now
>>153500317He's talking about the cricket, not humans
my 2.8 inches has impacted a few southeast asians iykwim haha
>>153500257Invoking Indradev to send down the rain to wash away convict filth to the bottom of the Indian ocean where they belong
don't look back in anger
I heard you say
>muh rain delayI thought they had better weather out there
Rain rain rainBeautiful rainOhhhhh comeCome to meBeautiful rainhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUH7PM0-cpI
where were you when cricket died?
>Cricket Australia is considering staging the first Big Bash game of next season not in Sydney, Melbourne or even Auckland. But in India.>The bold ambition is part of a wider strategy to intertwine the lucrative Indian market with the BBL ahead of a near-certain sale for at least two of its eight franchises.https://www.sen.com.au/news/2026/02/17/cricket-2026-cricket-australia-to-consider-big-bash-opener-in-india-tom-morris
so what happens if the match doesn't happen? do aussie get a chance
Travelling all the way to Sri Lanka and the match gets called off...the fans don't deserve this shit
>>153500864nope, instant elimination
>>153500864points shared pozzies mathematically eliminated
6:10 pm cut-off time
Not a real world cupNot a real sportNot a real poomunity
Will they play shortened overs
>imbabwe gains an automatic berth for the next tournament in 2028does this mean Australia will have to play the qualifiers for the next t20 WC?
>>153501150No, they're the hosts
AUSTRALIA OUT.
maybe overconfident but I don't consider South Africa a threat like Australia. We thrashed them in similar conditions, with almost the same squad less than 2 months ago.
>>153501312KWABOTM
if this isnt a sign that god hates australians i don't know what is
>match abandoned without a ball bowledIT'S NOT FAIR REEEEEEEEE
>>153501475you know what else is not fair picking potato players like green inglish cooper maxwell and stoinis
KWABONARWC
Scotland against the Nepalis, a dead rubber yh but I guess the jocks will be playing for pride
Aussies are too dim-witted for the fast pace of T20 cricket.
>>153501864All anglos are.Look at Root. Scores centuries in every test match when he can face 200 balls but doesn't even make the team in t20.
My schorchies could beat the current Australian side.
February 17, 2026—a date which would live in infamy in the annals of Australian cricket—if only Aussies didn’t have goldfish memoryThe age of Hindu-Strongmind has truly begun!
only AUS sledges against IND like crazy to a player like Sachin...No other country - ENG, NZ, SA sledges like that
very smelly thread this
>The Tamil Nadu Cricket Association (TNCA) has confirmed receiving a proposal to host the season-opening match of the Big Bash League (BBL) in Chennai. A Cricket Australia (CA) delegation met the TNCA officials a few days ago to discuss the possibility of staging the BBL opener at Chepauk. It is understood that the TNCA has left the final decision to the Board of Control for Cricket in India (BCCI).>The BCCI authorities could not be reached but one potential hitch about the Chennai shift is the presence of Pakistan players. Scorchers do not have any in their ranks but the opponent side could. It is not easy for a Pakistani player to get an Indian visa.>There were seven Pakistani players in the last BBL - Babar Azam (Sydney Sixers), Muhammad Rizwan (Melbourne Renegades), Haris Rauf (Melbourne Stars), Shaheen Shah Afridi and Zaman Khan (Brisbane Heat), Hasan Ali (Adelaide Strikers) and Shadab Khan (Sydney Thunder).kek imagine if Pakis are kicked out of BBL as well
>>153500837Kek /cric/ convicts gonna be seething but who cares about an irrelevant country?>>153500909Unlucky for the Irish was looking forward to that game but cricket isn't weatherproof>>153501324I have saffers slight favourites to win>>153501864Nuketruth
>>153503314>my magic jew good>your magic jeet badgrow up
>>153503426Buddha isn't a godHe was non-theistic
>>153503971Gay retard
>>153504410Cuck
>>153504500Faggot
>scotlel
lolI turned off the /tv/ and Nepal bros raped them Scots
>PoolshanLe start hitting when there's no pressure man
Nepal are so /weakmind/ >we might still lose
how is nepal vs scotland the first good game of this series
>>153504878
The Hindu /strongminds/ of Nepal win. She will return to Hindu rashtraScots gave a good account of themselves this WC
Lord Shiva came down from his lofty abode beat the piss out of cuckboy jeebus
>>153504995Fuck up cunt
>>153503206sure is annoying that you can have a roof cover the field in places like the Principality stadium for rugby where it doesn't matter but not in cricket where it can be a necessity.
>>153505189I think the dimensions of a cricket field make a roof too expensive. Maybe just a waterproof pitch and ball and we could have rain cricket. I will message Jay Shah
>Although out of contention for the Super Eight, Australia do not exit the tournament yet - they still have a dead rubber against Oman to play in Pallekele on Fridaythere you go ausbros, some good news
>>153505285inb4 Oman beats them too
>Nepal were 100/3 at the end of the 14th with 71 left to get>they got the 71 in 32 ballsstate of Scotland
>send over a half assed bbl peem void of any talent and literal whos save for travis head and a last minute steve smith>most AusGODs arent even aware this tournament is being played because footy season is 2 weeks away>flags who have been embarrassed in the last odi and test series played between them and australia celebrate like its the greatest cricket achievement in the history of the game keep foaming at the mouth retards, literally nobody cares about the poo20 cup lmao
Found out that the job I interviewed unsuccessfully for went to the person already in the role on temporary promotion. Already known to the hiring manager, and had just led a project on the same topic we were asked to prepare a presentation on. Was it still possible for me to get the job? Sure, if the other person fucked up badly, and I played a blinder. But essentially it was a rigged game, just a sham to tick the "fair and open recruitment" box.In cricketing terms? Imagine India are playing against England in the final of an ICC competition. The umpires are crooked, the wicket is doctored, the DRS system is rigged. Can England still walk away with the victory? It's possible, but only if India completely mess up their unfair advantage.
>>153490094"people"
Tune and intonate yer geetar first you insufferable civil slave*whistles Soul Limbo*
Safe to say that Australia being eliminated here cancels out all past world cup wins
>>153507650crazy how true this is
All convict WCs have been declared void after they were caught using illegal carbon plated bats in 2003
>>153490011It's simple really, England cares more about this tournament than us. They are creators of the shorter formats and must bear the burden of it. Conversely if Australia shits themselves in an ODI, we must face up to it.
G1 group of deathG2 shitters group
>>153515213this but the other way around except for englel
Group 1>South Africa>Windies>Zimmers>IndiaGroup 2:>NZ>Eng>Sri Lanka>PakistanNZ win it all
>>153515568Tbf i did have peewee shitters and (grudgingly) engshitters as contenders after Saffers (sans quotas), India and Windies (with a Hindu /strongmind/). Even correctly called convicts being shit but i didn't see Lankans stepping up the way they haveBoth groups are well matched
>windiespeak /weakmind/ team
If your team gets ktfo you have to fuck off from /cric/ bye bye convicts hello my Mugabian bredrins lurking
im a kiwi
>>153515723>>153513104>>153505075based
>>153515723They call you handsomeintelligentandcharmingbro
they have always been more of a Handsome Squidward appreciator nation to be fair
>2029 Champions Trophy, 2031 World Cup may be moved out of India due to political tensions with Pakistan
if the intention is to grow the game of cricket around the world, maybe stop holding every fucking international tournament in India for a change
Youtube shitting itself lads
>>153516495search, history and videos workjust homepage broken
>>153516409australia is the top option as a fallback locationif its t20 we dont want it
>>153516476b but india is diverse you racist chudjust see how many people are from india but dpn't ask why we always force them on white nations and never the other way around despite everyone loving whites
do indshitters really?
fresh off the press
>>153517736real uncanny valley vibes with her, it's hard to placecyborg looking really innit
I would do some uncanny things to her feet
>>153517736The Indian billionaires will have gotten a lot of mileage out of those feet during this wc
fuck up mick
>>153517736her face is very uncanny valley.
more like imcumming valley
fanny
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FaggingAKA bouldering
I miss zachy
bedsit, neek, Yorkshire, Wales, bouldering etcthere you go mate, you're fully caught up for the year
yeah so sad to see him gone*dances*
cric¿moar liek unfanny valley ya? haHAA.. yh hope ya queem! alri x
>>153518506kekKKk
So glad THAT team is out the tournament
>engshitter dad abandoning his sonconvict orphan complex bros...
>>153500091Yeah. While I prefer test cricket, I also very much enjoy an ODI. Still remember the ODI series after the 2013 ashes when we needed 12 off the last 3 balls and James Faulkner hit 'em all for four. An second cherry, if you will, on top of the sundae of English embarrassment. I was in the crowded TAB area of my local Friday night haunt watching; everyone exploded in cheer after the last ball. The seccies, fuckwits we call them up my way, got confused (presumably because they're all coconuts and don't know a thing about cricket) and tried to kick a guy out for being too rowdy, but we all shamed him until he apologised and let the bloke back in.
>123/4
>>153518874I declare a thumb war
>>153518505
>>153518625>unfanny valleykekQ U E E MUEEM
>>153519051x
Sup
fuck up sebbo
>>153519230kek, make a thread with this
>>153519230kek
>>153519230jekkk
>ball barely on the cut surface>better throw my bat at it like a retard>get out
>ball was an obvious wide>better run to the side of the pitch and hit it!>straight to mid-offffs retard pakistan
UK has constant charity ads on tv?
>>153519584it's all boomerslop
Okay, am I being retarded, but why isn't every bowler trying to bowl it to the edge of the wide line every delivery? It'd be all but impossible to hit it on the legside and you could pack the entire field on the off and it would be hard for a batter to run across and hit for 4 or 6.
>>153519930you are legitimately correct if you want to focus on minimising runshowever, it is more difficult to take wickets taking the stumps out of the equation and batsmen can force you to adjust length by charging or opening the face and guiding it past third/backward pointalso the reverse sweep enables batters to target the aforementioned areasif you can bowl wide yorkers at the death, it is an elite skill, so long as you execute
dropistan
saved the 4 to be honest>got a retarded new triple captcha
its funny that Australia is yet to win an ICC title since this photo was taken. Karma maybe?
>not doing proper 3rd umpire routinegame's gone
>Babar Azam didn't even get to batyeah he's retiring after this tournament
>>153519230>5'10"
Australian Cricket players are all focused on enjoying th footy season so aren't even trying
>tariq blatantly chucking in the replay>commentators say nothingkek
>inb4 India vs Pakistan in Semi-Final or Finalfuck this shitI want us to play New Zeland or South Africa or Austral-ohnono
>Namibia without David WieseThey are fucking done even by Associate standards
I just realised I went that entire match without hearing THIS IS OUR YEAR.So now they've spammed it three times in 2 seconds.
>>153521114situations didn't call for him
>>153521184because they wanted to win and not lose?
>>153521702Because they wanted to accelerate, not consolidate
>NetherlandsSince when were the Dutch short brown men?
>Abhishek Sharma b Aryan Dutt at ducklol wtf happened to him?
if we lose on purpose will Pakistan get eliminated?
>>153523209doesn't look like it
>>153523225no way are they making past the super 8 though
hmm
SHIVam Dube pummeling these d*tch shitters like he pummels his Hindu seed into his paki wife
Logan van Beek - good bowler or another pretty face?
>>153523496MotM
Laboured performance, gonna need better vs Saffers
absolutely nothing to be ashamed of. Finally both the bowling and batting decent. If only they played like this against the US and the batting was just slightly better against Pakistan.
>>153525577Cocksucker
>>153525972YFO
>>153525308what happened in the 1 L saar?
>>153526568
its over anons
>>153525577if only max odowd could catch
>>153526324Faggot
not even going to check r/cricket today
>after getting ktfo of the WC convict shitters are at risk of losing their 2028 LA Olympics qualification spot to peeweesKek
>rest of the games are after midnight
Dead format champs
>shitjeet suddenly likes t20Old mans as authentic as the indian flag he posts under kek
>>153489806Happy horseface day
>convict(ed tfo of the WC)>still posting itt>>153515715Orphan complex raging
business idea: receptacles to place rubbish in
Not known for their intelligence these convict shitters are they? Probably why they were ktfo out of the WC again. Or maybe the little mercenaries just want a rest before the IPL season
>>153537922Nonce
>>153537979That is unironically disgusting
isnt the average iq of india 76?Australia is 101, figures they get excited for brainlet bash lol
Irrelevant country champs
lol
Convicts aka living on past glories champs
/strongmind/looks like the wtc eludes the weakmind brainlets yet again lmao
>>153538278sir t20 most prestigious trophy in international the cricket please sir believe in sir thanks for you
>>153538073>>153532441>>153525972based
>>153538448wtf, this guy seething all night>>153538073enough about your dad
>>153538278SH chads
>Connie cunts deflecting and coping againOh no no no no no no
>Indian flags still can't into cricket bantzSad!
>>153520470
>>153538278nz have only played 3 games though
Prefer to call them matches me.
I only watch test games
might watch the Australian women this afternoon
>>153539421Based peeping Tom
replying with an x to the girl at work who signs her messages with an x... yes or no?
indshitter eternally seething about engshitters whilst living in engshitterland. couldn't be me!
>>153539542no
>>153539542yes
>>153539542Nah you'll get cancelled. She won't because shes a woman
>>153539542treat it like cheeky lad talking like innit x
imagine working with sebbo and hes x'ing every email
>>153539873queem kek
>lil australia arrives to defend his master Sad indeed!
reckon it's ok to pop an x at the end if she's already done it to youwouldn't do it otherwise though
>>153539542take it to hr and have her fired for sexual harassmentpost story here for (you)s
>>153539985>everyones your master mateCept in cricket, moite.Also>Pozztralian >high IQ Hahahaha. Good one
absolute disaster if she didn't mean to type x though and was just trying to hit space or something kek
>>153540011>>153538278
>>153540023Just say you made the same typo
>>153539542HR's worst nightmare, you're back!
stinks in here
>>153540042reckon this elicits a big ooof from the HR team when it inevitably gets reviewed though
>>153540052Close your legs
>>153540035See>>153538772
I think this Indian cunt genuinely doesn't know what a test match (cricket) is.
Imagine NEVER wielding the mace kek
Mace? already conquered
probably the biggest choke and /weakmind/ moment in cricket history
hard to top this
kek
HR person will inevitably be a woman too, so you're doubly fucked lad. Why is it that this type of job naturally attracts women? Is it because it allows them to release their inner cunt?
>>153540084>>153540104>>153538395MY cappy x
Don't mean to alarm anyone but Grimdies are losing
Father of cricket
KEK QUEEF x
Never won in England though has he
>>153540315are you trying to fuck me?
NOTHING LEFT
>>153540318Neither in India lmao
lmao
>>153540349humiliation ritual
leave it to sydney's ben manenti
Mosca bros not like this
>lose a recent tournament>start posting images from events that happened years agoConnies really are the arsenal fantv of /cric/
need to have won a mace to post here champ
>>153540172rather be dead than look like this
I think S*ndpaper users still haven't recovered from Virat eliminating them in champions trophy semi final
ive got my dads legs
>>153540682I wouldn't be able to tell you what year that was, what country it was in and wouldn't even be certain i could name a single player in either teamthats how little that game matters to aussies
pHOEBE lITCHFIELD
>>153540699Aussies aren't exactly known for their wits so I am hardly surprised that you can't even recall events from an year ago.
>>153540736this.
The esteemed champions trophy
>>153540750I can recall when you got whitewashed at home by the peeweespretty sure that was over a year ago
Got banned on reddit again lads
SAAAR THE WITS PLEASE RECALL SAAR AN YEAR AGO PLEASE THANKS FOR YOU
>>153540318>>153540338>it's been so long there are convict bogan grandparents sniffing meth all day who've never seen their irrelevant penal colony win a test series in eng14nd or India, that is Bharat
Absolutely abhorrent smell itt lads
>>153540821see >>153540628
>>153489806https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S9XjLqRD3A
>>153540855peak Millennial culture
https://youtu.be/JN9g1hN4Twg
my farts today don't even smell like mine
>>153540688you gonna give them back m8?
>people say cricket is dying in australia>Cricket Australia have yet to resort to pic relatedafl truly is the gayest sport
>>153540318never pretended to be an indian on the internet like you do
My GOD Australia are so shit at cricket!
>>153541959so what? only english and indian subhumans care about the sport
cromwellmen in?
>>153541904I've never seen something so perverse...God should stop being chickenshit and burn all Victorians for goodIf I wasn't halfway through a wank I'd call that number and give that cunt Lisa my what for
>>153541972Lmao it's happening, guillotines in Piccadilly all Britishers must hang
uhhhh zimbros?
>>153515196imagine caring about this meme formattest cricket or death
Mad how Zimbabwe are elite at cricket now
Wonder how silly Hilton Cartwright feels
PRINCE ANDREW HAS BEEN ARRESTED ON HIS BIRTHDAYHAPPY BIRTHDAY PRINCE ANDREW
england lucked out being in group 2 no?
>Pakistan cricketers are not being considered by Indian-owned sides for next month's Hundred auction, sources have told BBC Sport.>In messages seen by the BBC, a senior official from the England and Wales Cricket Board (ECB) indicated to an agent that interest in his Pakistan players would be limited to sides not linked to the IPL.>Another agent described the situation as "an unwritten rule" across T20 leagues with Indian investment.lol
>>153540682Never recovered from Brohit slapping convict shitters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OigiIQn_V6g>>153543866See >>153515213Any of the teams could make the SFs
I see BBC turned off the comments on this one.
i miss zachy
>>153543181"misconduct in office" sounds like a lot of nothingprobably another slap on the wrist
hopefully lesser charge to buy time for bigger things otherwise i give UP
you guys seem to be the only country doing anything with the epstein emails
https://on.soundcloud.com/n56VWmz9uqZ9nTLCc8
>>153551547Not NOBODY above the lawnot nobody
>>153551547Until he's charged with something, it's all just for show.
>>153549614it's an old common law crime, it can be anything from extremely serious to not very serious. there isn't tiered offences or sentence maximums like a statutory offence
Ban Indians
>>153557143your flag appears to be British and amongst other non-cricket related things, you appear to have an issue with themperhaps you should migrate to India? you surely wouldn't have anything against that idea would you, considering how highly you regard India?right?
>>153558530He’s just another run of the mill white brit faggot actually
oi dermot you in mate?
>>153558530do me next
>>153559098fat and bald
Jay Trophy Round 1 Day 1Tribhuwan Army v Nepal Policehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdv2dIn4y20Armed Police Forces v Bagmatihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZP9KBe9Tes
>aussie v oman in the late slotmore like 0-mans going to watch this
>>153558530he reminds them
>>153559675Obviously you wouldn't want to watch your team get decimated the 3rd time
>convict shitter mentally disintegrated so hard he's writing diatribe fantasiesReminder >>153515715>>153560289He reminds them
>>153560509rather be dead than look like this
>>153560509Who dis?
>>153560742maybe dhoni? not sure
is cricket still a thing
When are they arresting the prince of bouldering
Already have mate reason he's not been around recently
what if he never comes back
pouring my blood sweat and tears into making AI zachy images, now it's all for nothing
No cricket on tv brings /cric/'s mental illness in sharp focus.
bouldering later
thank god
>>153561521zachy? where the fuck have you been
Canada is strange.No cuckstamp, no cricket.
nah reckon that's an imposter, he's gone for good
>>153561521
watching the bone temple and it fucking sucks
>>153561994I boned your mum's temple m8it fucken sucked too
>convict banterShitter than their cricket team
>>153558530>Dumbedore said, calmly.
>>153562019My cricket team bantered your mums shitter mate
>>153562086
> India zero Olympic medals
it's hindu /strongmind/ not hindu /olympicmind/
>me trying to find some cricket
What am I supposed to do with no cric on today
>>153562246guy got flabbergasted by her beauty and forgot his way
Isa the type of Indian girl who calls Indian men chopped
>>153562246If they played smith we would have won the world cup.
>>153562310beauty xpoopy smell
>>153562944karma for using s*ndpaper
>>153561828gotheemed kekliek zim did u haHAA Alri x
>maxwell drops a sitter in the first over
>>153557143>deletedSubhooman convicts give it out but can't take it back champs
Australia finally turning up when they have already been eliminated kek
aussies can play cricket?
Zimbabwe, Netherlands and Nepal have a bright future. UAE will also get better, comms were speaking of something about more better players will get the approval to play for UAE in the coming years.Cricket will finally become a global sport
>>153558530truthiest nukie I've seen in a whilelike how it immediately proved the point with the seething non-reply as well kek
>>153565691What this WC has shown is the future decolonisation of cricket. Subhooman engshitters and convicts fear irrelevance (they already are). The full member/associate boundary must go and not only must they play, the matches must have a CONTEXT. Need to build the infrastructure (stadiums) and local leagues for real growth. Even stadiums in India (Motera excepted) are Serie A tier outdated and fans deserve 1000x better
NEW>>153568441>>153568441>>153568441
>>153568461fag
