Better take as many screenshots and webms of her as you can! Because while I fully support your passion for this beautiful charmer, she isn’t actually very good at curling.
Looks like she needs to cut back on her daily intake of pies and mash innit.
what if you used her as the stone?
>>153494824She's Scottish, so it's nothing but munchy boxes and 2 litre bottles of Irn Bru for her
>>153494760
>>153494690looks like adult Millie B
>>153494690Is she on the fish & chips + sugar water diet 24/7?
>>153495979Is a slam pig an athlete?
>>153496039You betcha
she browses /ck/
>>153494824what are you, some sorta queer?
>>153494690Yea Dairy Queen
>>153494690>bong athlete
more like fathlete HA!
Such finesse
Bit of a weight problem, but she has a pretty face and I bet she makes a bomb ass casserole.
>>153494690what does it say about you if you choose her over stefi or giulia?
>>153494690Phwoar, wouldn't mind watching her curl one out then sweep up after.
>>153496295Legs and gunt of Mewtwo
>>153495979Oink oink
>>153494690For me it's Giulia Lacedelli.
is an curler a athlete?
Kinda cute ngl Little miss piggy
Someone find photos of her 100lbs ago NOW
why does she look so round
>>153494887Seems legit.
>>153494690>>153494690sophie jackson is this really u posing?? ur so good!
>>153495979>>153495979adroable
>>153495979Cutie patootie
>>153496295GWARN KATIE, SCAR SAM FAHKING CURLS
>>153496096>>153496225topkek
>>153494824she is genetically like that. there's a whole section of the country like that.
>>153496295in awe of the size of this lass. absolute unit.
>>153494690too cute
If the Team GB women win gold, will we see her in lots of TV interviews?
>>153494887She looks about 20 stone if you ask me
Absolute slam pig. Nice work /sp/
you just know she is a fucking crazy goonette
>>153499146
>>153515254We have to go further
This is Sophie Jackson in 2015. That's the oldest photo I have been able to find. There's also a picture from 2017 which is better, but obviously more recent.
>>153516177Well, okay, since you're still here.
>>153516198>>153516186I can work with this
>>153516186Found this similar period and did a cheeky upscale.
>>153514837i think when u think of switzerland thats exactly the bitch you think of kekso cute by sophie she's very natural but also kind and tempered she's just right
>>153494690the new dairy queen maybe
burgers better bring some extra ICE so she doesn't break in
>>153496096kek
do think she got bullied a lot?
>>153540304>she's just big bonedPlease refer to the documentation provided in >>153516186 and >>153516198My theory is something bad happened a few years ago that made her sad. Maybe she lost a parent or got abused, or maybe she was really close to a dog that died or something.
>>153494690
>>153494690Big Soph.
>>153543804I bet Sophie is a better cook.
>>153516186>>153525094She had fat arms. She was always going to blow up. Fat arm girls are just a timebomb.
>>153494690I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE. while you all laugh at her, calling her names like slam pig, and ridiculing her wide proportions, I'm here in recognition of the strong aryan stock she'd provide me.
>>153494690>>153495979>>153496083CUTE! She looks like she'd be gorgeous if she lost the chub.
You guys do realize when you're talking about women, you're talking about people who are meant to be mothers.
>>153553611
>>153553499>>153554489One too many deep fried Mars bars I feel.
>>153554618As you're meant to be a father?
>>153554781
>>153553611That's like saying holidays to the Caribbean would be better if they had less sunshine.
>>153525094she's real pretty
Penis
Now that I have saved this thread from being the very last thread on /sp/, I would like to point out that Sophie Jackson is ten times the woman that meme-haired ice skater is. Sophie does a better sport, she doesn't clog up /sp/ with shitty cancer spam threads, her fans are more patrician and she'd probably be friendlier if you met her. I will not let paedos get rid of our Sophie Jackson thread.
>>153495979she looks exactly like my younger sister
>>153563168>>153563208Well bumped chaps. All hail the queen.
how much dick do you think she got in the village?
>>153516186Deepfried pizza and haggis neaps and tatties really did a number on her
