Olympics edition
>>153500854Im going to watch Draisaitl lead the Canucks to victory
VIVA FRANCE!!!!!! OLE ITALY!!!!!!!!!
those dressing rooms will never not be hilarious to me
>>153500888Whats so hilarious about them?
>>153500908more cramped and sparse than some even I've been in
witch game we watching, ger-fra, swi-ita?
>>153500924watching ger-fra until its a blowout
>>153500924both
>>153500924alle
Taking a screaming marner to start the day
starting to regret buying five pounds of prosciutto for the olympics
look mom, we have a hockey team apparently :)do our players speak italian or are they new jersey gabagool i eat-a da pineapple pizza like our women
>>153500952no regrets. this happens only once every four years.
>France suspends Crinon following fight with Canada’s WilsonAlways raising the white flag.
>>153500958i whisper that to myself with every bite but the farts are starting to get to me
This commentator sounds gay. They should have brought over Singher
>>153500965let em fly, loud and proud
>poobauer>>153500957real national team, as far as i know
reffie down already
>>153500977>one of our players just fell>matt bradley
holy shit, france is dominatin germany wtf
Nasty fall into the boards
reffie down
Are we cheering for the Germans?
Today we choose death.
pastabros...
>>153500992we cheering for france and italy
Boring start but I'll watch the first period
>>153501001>we cheering for fr-ACK
frogs...
>>153501003>we cheering for it-ACKsame f time
Italy goalie was sleeping on that one
Bridesmaid sisters, we are so back
>>153500992Yes pls
these games ended even more quickly than expected
>>153500992Germans are the bad guys.
LETS GO FRANCE!!! OUI OUI!!!!! LETS GO ITALY!!!! OLE OLE!!!!!
>>153501018>Germans are the bad guys.again ?
1:0 germany
Germany on pace for 20 - 0.
Fun fact the German hockey league has the highest attendance in Europe, including KHL
>both games 1:0totally not rigged
1:0 switzerland
>>153501001And we cheering for Germany and Switzerland too
>>153501031yeah they go fucking nuts for it over there. huge growth opportunities.
>>153501027>>153501033Basically the same shots
>>153500992Of course
>>153501035We just hope everyone has great time
>>153501001Fuck that shit. Germanosphere(Germany,Switzerland) deserves to move on.
>>153501048its no fun to cheer obvious winners
>French players collapse into their own goal>German players collide with each otherIts going great
Dryseitl? tssWhat about Wetseitl
>French goaltending
its over, f these games, no point in watching
>>153501061France and Italy were already stomped with 2 digits numbers. They have no right to stay in the competition anymore.
I just woke up after relapsing on no fap after 6 months and I think I injured my wrist pretty bad .
>>153501085>>French goaltendingOI VEY ITS ANUDDER 1940 DEFENSE
I'm going to bed hopefully I wake up before Slovakia and Sweden loses
2:0 germany>shoots you in the head
>Italian goaltending
>>153501061Normally i would agree but because all of these four teams are kinda small hockey nations, but Switzerland and Germany have more potential to become bigger hockey nation, so supporting them doing well is good for hockey in general
>>153501099how? most of the movement is at the elbow. unless you're like, comically small
>>153501099How is that even possible? I tried for a week and ejaculated in my sleep
La France is surrendering.
>>153501117>>153501118>cooming police
2:0 switzerland
>>153501117>>153501118Obviously I goon at such a level that I need to constantly train to avoid injury
>germany quickly overwhelming france oh no not again lads
France should have had access to all the French canadian mercs who didnt get into the Canadian national team.Czechoslovakia should be reunited when playing Olympic hockey.Russia should have been let in as AINeutral team.
>>153501137the blitzkrieg attack
>1-0>1-0>2-0>2-0spooky
our commentators:>we have one extra man, but the one taking the shots is switzerland
haluškybros... looks like germany is getting back to form... i dont feel so good for tomorrow...
this german pp is very bad
>>153501138>French canadian mercsvery few frenchies actually move to canada, its all haitians and syrians and victor charliesif its a real baguette, its an intellectual
Slovensko 7-1 Německo
>Německo
>Fr3nch goaltending
>only 1 shotGrim.
>>153501177>>Fr3nch goaltendingTHERE ARE PAST SEDAN !
3:0 germany
>>15350118985 just gave up lol i dont blame him though
>>153501192that's their NHL player
my schizo neighbor is having an argument with her imaginary friend again
froglegsbros..pizzapastabros..it's not lookin good here
>>153501201hot
>>153501201Cute Wish I had a schizo GF
>>153501201you're neighbours with trb?
>>153501219>>153501218it's not that cute she reminds me of the old woman from requiem that gets zapped in the brain
>>153501220shut the fuck upthe olympics are on
Why are countries like France even here? They have no chance of winning. Just let four teams compete for the medal.
>>153501230Anybody can beat anybody bro
Some bloke saw Field Hockey and said "I want that but every player needs an ankle-shredder on their feet"
>>153501237thank god they did hockey is a goated sport that should be appreciated more
>>153501229make me raped bitch defender
>>153501230>Why are countries like France even here?russia
pee
poo
>>153501072
peepee
>three games>pulled three times>gaa above 6
>>153501272>>153501286>>153501297>>153501299this is not a very nice thing to say
bud1
>gruba1er
>>153501328>>gruba1erCOLONEL DE GAULLE WILL SAVE US
1:3 france
Draisaitl? CzechPeterka? CzechReichel? CzechKahun? Czech
I really like the German kit.
Granlund? Swedish
Boromaa? Finnish
>>153501341lucky shot
We should use how well a country places in men’s hockey to determine how white that country is.
>>153501396
I will say, I didn't like how we played all tournament.
good save
dabres close out february with three away games@NJ@FLA@TB
>>153501402why is there no mongolian hockey teamwhat sports do they even excel in?
>>153501413sumo
>>153501413horse ridingarcherywrestling
>>153501417VGH.. THE TRADITIONS OF OVR ANCESTORS......
>>153501413Falconry
>Switz falling asleep against smaller teamsMany such cases
how in the f-word did that no go in?
>>153501417They don't really excel in those though
>Many sources, including documentaries like Poc na nGael (2017) and historical accounts, highlight Gaelic-speaking immigrants adapting hurling to ice in places like Nova Scotia as early as the 18th–19th centuries. For example, an Irish school principal from Tyrone named William Cochran reportedly taught hurling to students in Nova Scotia around 250 years ago, which shifted to "ice hurling" due to winter conditions. The hurley stick's shape influenced the hockey stick, and terms like the "puck" may derive from the Gaelic poc (meaning to poke or strike). Irish players and teams (e.g., Montreal Shamrocks winning early Stanley Cups) further shaped the game.my ancestors btw
easy
>>153501436Germoids getting pressure on them now
yeah kill 'em
>>153501396What bout France where the best player is brown
if it weren't for clara we would be 10 - 0 by now
Most dangerous leads.
>>153501469He's good.
fuck em
So what all happens today
>>153501447I swear the irish and scots invented 99% of post-columbus american culture and now 99% of irish and scots americans are as generically default as they come.
rape em
>>153501479nothing ever happens
>>153501343>Peterka? Czech>Reichel? Czech>Kahun? Czechsudeten germans>>153501343>Draisaitl? Czechwat ?
frycklund, typical neapolitan surname
thingken about sex
Wish I was watching the greatest collection of skaters in history instead of euro slop
Comfy that all the 4 weakest teams are actually getting taken out today
my liver is currently in great pain bros
Helen Keller is decent in goals
>>153501493He's just a giant faggot who larps as Italian
>>153501502time to stop drinking
>>153501502Lotta self inflicted injuries on team /hoc/ today
>>153501502drink past it
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>>153501502Can liver even hurt? Isn't that when you're about to die?
>3:1 and 2:0Lame. I know the winner of both games, but will watch anyway because not a big lead in either one.If both were at 5:0 i wouldn't have to watch the 3rd period.
>>153501535Italy and France will do a comeback in third
>>153501550this guy is jinxing us so hard
Comedian Finngrel. He again posts copium and then just shrugs it off post game. He knows it was just copium. For Italy and France copium like that just prolongs the suffering.
There is no scientific evidence for "jinxing"
Shinty was a rough, informal community activity, often played as large-scale matches between neighbouring parishes, villages, districts, or even clans. These could involve dozens (or sometimes hundreds) of players on vast open fields, with few formal rules—more like chaotic mass games than the modern structured sport.It served multiple purposes beyond recreation: it was seen as training for warriors, building skills like speed, stamina, hand-eye coordination, and physical toughness useful in battle or clan conflicts (common in the turbulent 17th-century Highlands, amid events like the Wars of the Three Kingdoms and clan feuds).Matches frequently tied to seasonal celebrations, especially New Year's Day (Hogmanay traditions), Christmas, or other festivals, providing a way for men (primarily) to burn off energy, settle rivalries non-lethally, and foster community bonds.
>>153501599jinxing is metaphysical. it's beyond your silly empiricism
>>153501599I jinxed the norwegian in the slalom, and he DNFd.
>>153501490https://youtu.be/gT6f83IXAQo?t=172
>>153501599Explain placebo then, nigga
>>153501599anulo mufa
>>153501599you should have seen the downhill thread right before Vonn did her run.
explain consciousness with scientific evidence, einstein
>we only qualified via hostingi will never see italy play hockey ever again. this might actually be the last time i see a hockey match in my whole life
I feel sorry for france and italy
>>153501641i think therefore i am
>>153501650Italy plays in Skoda cup too
>>153501650You will watch NHL after this
>>153501672He said hockey, not icegoon.
i drink therefore im drunk
>>153501654france is fighting, at least
>>153501672Nobody actually watches the NHL.
it was fun while it lasted
Time outWorked
>>153501672I am not staying up till 4:00 to watch some Midwestern shithole team play against LA team #3
>>153501672>NHLLol no one cares about that
>>153501650I mean for what it's worth I'm pretty sure your team is mostly guys from Canada and USA who have Italian heritage
3:0 switzerland
why do euros hate my precious NHL?
Library coffee is good, don't knock it 'til you try it
>>153501733>muh liveJust watch the broadcast the next day
>>153501749I'll pretend to care about it when the playoffs startLet's see the avs flop
>>153501749i have never about club sports, i only care about my national teamif italy is not playing i'm not watching
>>153501749it's soulless
>>153501749its shit
>>153501692>france is fighting, at leastand losingTIME FOR VICHY
Schland o SchlandWir sind von dir begeistertUnd darum feiern wir mit dirSchon heute wie die WeltmeisterIn Italien, ja ja jaDa wollen's alle wissenDoch in diesem Jahr, daFeiern wir einfach nur
So both games over. See you later in the cze flop.
EUROSTINKS OUT
4:1 germany
>>153501741They usually do that when the host is doing a sport they don't play at all. I remember in 2004 when Greece hosted the summer Olympics the Greek baseball team was entirely Americans
>>153501749I like it, our league is so boring. No drama, lower quality play, same teams winning over and over.
>>153501749Time zone thing probably. I can’t be bothered to watch a 10pm Gary after dark puck drop much less a 4am one.
>>153501756understandable>>153501760understandable >>153501763how?>>153501765best in the world playing against each other is shit? lol
>>153501749I dont hate it, i just dont have interest to watch it. Like it doesnt matter who wins there because i dont care about any of those teams. For you it is understandable because you can have your own home teams but for me they are all random foreign teams so why care
Get back to work intern
Neither of this games are gonna be competitive are they?I get Italy gets an autobus but how tf did France get in?
>>153501794At least it's pretty easy to find itlaians in ehtier country and there have been a handful of hockey players over the years here with Italian background
>gazley>larkini feel so represented
These games were shit as fuckI hope denmark will be better
>>153501867We are getting knocked out cant wait
>>153501823We have a reservation called New Jersey where they are kept
>>153501823Damn, Italy has an entire army of Brazilians
Clara is good.
>>153501890>reading comprehension
what happening
>>153501823They almost entirely live around Toronto and Montreal. I still remember how crazy it was herre when they won the world cup in 2006
who are all those fillipinos in the stands cheering
>>153501958Frenchmen
>six seveeeeen yaaaaay
I think we might win this one
>>153501991Goofy ahh kids
slack-ass empty net play5:1 germany
>>15350201036-30 shotsActually kinda impressed the shot total was that close
>>153502010i know the game is over, but the french dont even look like theyre trying, just going through the motions
>kicking a downed opponent never thought our boys would go this low
>>153502028yeah france pressed hard through the second and third, shots were like 16-4 after the first
>>153502039leaving your net empty is such a gay move, it should ALWAYS get punished as harshly as possible
>>153501991americhads our influence is global
my middle school french teacher called me a faggot
I like Finland’s odds over Switzerland. Slovakia and Germany will be closer but I think Slovakia ekes out with a win.
>>153502010reminds me of a certain chilly evening in may 1940
>>153501991yjk these children are french
>>153502071The French foreign exchange kid at my school seethed endlessly at our French teacher because she was from Quebec. He also used to buy me cigarettes
probably the last time i'm gonna see PEB
>>153501991im thinkin shutting schools down during covid was a mistake
Will we ever see a return to Olympic hockey from Kazakhstan or Belarus ?
Who are the good guys of the checks and the Danes
What a great day, France and Italy both won and move on, truly historical
>>153502116if Gary allows
>>153502102Falways wanted him on the habs
>>153502118both are good guys
>>153502122what's it like living on planet opposite day?
>>153502118Also I missed the two other games FUCK
>>153502116>Ynr Kazakhs beat Canada at the 1987 world Juniors
>>153502157*1997
C'est fini...
>>153502151It was a great match, Italy in first round made two goals like it was nothing, France made amazing three, this day is going to history books
Best player of the match
>>153501805>Gary after dark puck dropThis sounds like a pretty fun concept for a low budget mockumentary.
>>153502189Those boards are still horseshitThey're white for a reason
How were the games?
>>153502290Okay Swayman
Predictions Czech vs Danes ?
>>153502324nothing surprising but france-germany was entertaining
>>153502341Czech 5 - 1 Danes
>>153502341Based McChud getting Latina pussy
>>153502393that's a thai ladyboy anon
>>153502341Denmark 4-3
>>153502408>A Thai ladyboy that isn't Asian and in the middle of Texas
>>153502413That’s a bold prediction
In case anyone was wondering the leafs got caught cheating AGAIN
>>153502479never know what you'll find in dallas, brutha
>>153502505
>>153502505There isn't even a men's curling game going on right now
>>153502527>responds with a dirty little cheater U can’t make this shit up
>>153502527kwab
>>153502553o but i just did
>>153502546>we didn’t even cheat yet today You did yesterday mapletard
>>153502568Why tf did the French suspend their own player
>>153502523
>>153502568
Also don't forget Canadian behavior during the World Juniors
headed to gym before the game
>>153502638Based do some Arnold pressss>b-b-but it's leg day!Did I stutter?
>>153502661its bench day but i go to planet fitness which doesnt have barbells
>>153502505if there are no consequences then its not cheating
and yet
>>153502625is this the face he made when that french guy beat him up?
>>153502701Are male nipples supposed to erect?
wagin' royin'
>>153502701why does EVERYTHING need to be sexual in twenty twenty-six
>>153502744because why not
>>153502737i hope so
Looks like Mackinnon hurt himself trying to goon it up last game
>>153502568leaf "tough guy" ragdolled and heemed kwab
>>153502865nah it's because mackinnon has rescinded his autism and is now fucking everything that moves in the olympic village, hockey be damned
>>153502905No apparently they said the hits to his chin and knee last game were nagging him.
>>153502923he is impregnating everything in that village and nothing is going to stop him
>>153502949Men can’t get other men pregnant, leaf. Hate to tell ya.
>>153502989someone shoot this bigot and his entire family
>>153502865Everything is going as planned
baguettes destroyed the leaves kwab
>>153502865We gonna get upseted tommrow aren't we
>>153502865Wow , hes just like me
>>153503054Why the long face?
>>153503054genuinely can't tell if this pic of him has been altered
>>153503054Long faces are aristocratic. Wide faces are lower class and violent.
>>153502341Danes win in shootoutIt will be 0:0 before that
Is it even fun to play in the olympics for people like draisaitl stuck on shitty teams that won't ever do anything because the rest of your team are beer league bums?
>>153502341
>>153503213>won't do anythingGermany is 99% in the top 4
>>153502865Ya rishaug horvat is on the second line not Sid you fucking bozo
>>153503009Unlike my islanders
Kinda sad how none of the good teams play today
>>153503213>draisaitl stuck on shitty teams that won't ever do anything>anything>playing in b2b scfs is nothingretard
>Mcdavid and Drai have zero (0) CupsSad
looks like sweden is gonna play usa again
Hat trick coming
>>153503351>>playing in b2b scfs is nothingCorrect.
>>153501099heal up while you on injured reserve KWAB
>>153503408Don’t you dare call one of them the bridesmaid!
>>153503268Horvat is holding MacKinnon's spot so yes, Crosby is on the third line.
>>153503436Only of they make it through the Balkins first
>>153503442better result than your shit team
Who's winning the women's gold? I adore hockey chicks.
>>153503489No, my team wins Cup(s), soilers don't.
>Sidney Crosby has as many Olympic gold's as the USA has in its history of men's hockey
>>153503503>adore hockey chicks.What? You adore ugly lesbians?
>>153503539"my team" isnt a franchise in the nhl retardyou too scared to tell us which shit team it is?
leaves are so cute about exhibition hockey, cute!
>>153503463ya because MacKinnon has been playing with Marchand and Jarvis this tournament right bozo?
>>153503562It's not a shit team like yours, retard.
>>153502744the powers that be trying to subtly nudge the population towards making more humans
Canada will unironicially lose to denmark again tomorrow
burgers are so cute pretending that a canadian being handed the stanley cup is a win for the usa, cute!
>>153503562Canada is a franchise, you bitch
Why does Italy wear blue?
>>153503579>doesnt name his teamthey are total shit confirmedcupless like the mild or the blew jackets
>>153503596a franchise that wins when you let their best play
>>153503603Your team is shit confirmed. No Cups. Ever.
>>1535035841993
>>153503645>nou
>>153503584
>>1535036561980
>>153503664No Cups for your team. Ever. Forever.
>>153503584my witty pic didn't load, let's try it again
Yeah Drai and Matthews both have to gtfo of those shitholes.
>>153503690but enough about the mild
Pisses me off they don't air the game
Humiliation ritual
>>153503745Would you like to get anally raped?
DanishbrosTime to show those pesky czechnyans their place
>>153503742No Cups for your team. None. Shit Eternally.
Might get some kebab for this one
Canada will brag about gold medals yet they still can't win a stanley cup
>>153503789>danish lose>get 2€
I pronounce it k'bob
>>153503821Watch out, Samir is having a melty.
Still at gym I'll let you guys know when I'm home
Cant we just pack up and go home? No need for this
This should be an easy win considering 1% of the Czech male population plays hockey
>>153503821lost to a florida team too lmao
the puck has been dropped jsyk
i hope both teams win
rooting for the danes as the Czech fans don't deserve to get to watch Canada a second time
>>153503932But I didn't watch the first time?
>>153503932>the maple fears the tilia
>MFW Canada has pou on the pp
>>153503810those are my mild
the result of the match will be 4-2but i shall not reveal which team will win
>>153503960Your team is shit. It will always be shit.
>>153503913>lost to a florida team too lmaomany such times
>>153503991just like my dakotas
cam on dansken net some fucking pucks
>>153503789Idk they’re skating circles around you right now
Most dangerous draw so far
How are the games so far
i've seen enough, 2-1 denmark in ot
really ? you twats are in an Olympic knock out game and you fags need salts to wake up ?wtf is wrong with atheles today ?
can you imagine the us mens team going to town on taryn in front of the whole olympic village?
>>153503991that is my minnesota wild, lifelong senpai here
>>153504075i don't need to imagine
>>153504072they are hungover because they dont give a shit anymore
>>153504090Your team is shit. No Cups. None. Forever.
>>153504139you described the mild perfectly
>>153504090love me wildhate norm greenbut also hate the north stars sweatershate yellow, am racist, just don't like it
Please Danes kick our shit in so we don't have to get embarrassed against Canada again
Surprised the czech team didn't put Pastrnak on waivers
>>153504157the north stars jerseys are kino
>>153504172We are playing our b team tomorrow so you have a chance
Extraliga geriatrics cant keep up
>scoreless draw
what the fuck these czech jerseys are ugly as sin
>>153504157That little ziglet isn't going to amount to a quarter of the player Fleury was.
Where is Hudacek?
>>153504157These were absolute kino. Everything about the Mild’s identity is trash.
fuck canada
>>153504153Your team is shit. Always and forever.
>>153504177>>153504229>yellowlike i said, trash
>>153504235Did we win another gold or something?
>>153504258Women's speed skating gold
>height: 1.86573m
>>153504258cheated at curling AGAIN
>>153503821I wouldn't trade our 2010.gold.medal for even a laffs dynasty
>>153504157love the whale jerseys
>>153504287Best logo in sports history
>height: 1.9187cm or 6'3.5"
>>153504258>Did we win another gold or something?>>153504264>Women's speed skating goldoh at least we are ahead of ausfailia for now
>>153504287Why would canes fans want to wear these though? Retardation
Denmark needs to score some goals and defeat these Czechnians
>laffs dynastyHA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
did that one nigga in a czech jersey the camera zoomed in just shout "slovensko"? lmao
>be you>live in the fucking dakotas [grim]>pick MINNESOTA of all teams you could choose from>talk mad shit about winningi hope for his sake this kid isn't older than 20 lol
>>153504275Even if you did they would choke in the first round.No refunds.
>>153504360huh
Czechs and Danes are both honourable and I look forward to seeing either team in the Quarter finals.
This is embarrasing
>>153504368>>153504346>>153504241>>153504222>>153504139>>153503991>>153503810>>153503821
Czech, why are you this hangover? Plz start drinking
>GERMANY vs SLOVAKIAwe are so fucked , germany is our cryptonite
>>153504090Poor man’s version of Dallas
>>153504360Most of ND lives right in the MN border thoughbeit
>a scoreless draw
and its FUCK ALL FOR CZECHIA
scaaarbros have been really quiet lately
Wre Stanley cups just cope for not winning since 1980
finally time for goal
Why this thread so boring?
Alright, powerplay goal please
>>153504434It's just the same few mentally ill people talking to each other all day every day
>>153504434its always boring /hoc/ is the second worst general on /sp/
>>153504434It’s early
Kek we are getting slaughtered
>>153504434wagies are at work, everyone else is nursing a hangover
>>153504434Samir melties are always boring
>"I CAN'T SCAAAAAAR!"
>>153504434Euro hockey is on
>0–0What is this? Football?
Not looking good for Czechia if you catch my drift
Was zhe a Broons fan?
>>15350443411am on a workday on a dying website and it's Czech vs Danes
>cлaвпyк
Czechia should be so much better. No chemistry.
>>153504477season ticket holder by the looks of her
>>153504241yes, the minnesota mild everyone
>>153504477>SS tattooholy fucking kek
>>153504477way too based for the trooins
>>153504477Straightest groyper
>>153504505>her
>>153503207This will happenMark my words
>>153504517Your team. Is shit. Always. Shit. Forever.
Imagine if Wild gets a cup before Canada
Group C group of death. All 4 teams still in the competition.
>>153504559The Wild will never win anything until they change that stupid ass name.
>>153504561group of shit
>>153504559we have cups bozo, how many you got?
>>153504549such is life as a mild fan
>>153504505Flames season ticket holder now I'm afraid
>>153504594Shit. Your team. Now. Forever. Shit.
>>153504608those are my wild
>>153504590Canada has 0 cups since the inception of Wild
>scoreless draw in naples
Minnesotans don’t care about trivial things like muh cup. Too busy creating the best players in the world :]
>>153504640based false flagger
>>153504615Shit. Always shit. Your team.
>>153504640That belongs to Arizona now
>game isn’t on tv Retard
>>153504608Noone was even talking about my teds
>>153504650again, an apt description of the minnesota wild
kwab
>>153502568imagine getting beat up by the french, isnt that even more shameful to anglo-canadians?
wildchads we WILL score more than 1 goal in the WCF this year
;]
>>153504650Give it up, anon. Samir will do this forever. Just like laffs will suck forever.
>>153504681has gary ever handed the cup to a minnesotan?
>>153504664Shit. Always shit. Your team.
>>153504690idk if our guys have ever been the captain of an NHL team
>>153504701yep, you recognize the mild instantly
>>153504711Shit now. Shit future. Always shit. Your team.
another day another round of canadians and that retarded mild fan fighting
>>153504722the truth about the mild stings
>>153504690The cup has been here many times :]
>noone talking about the game
>>153504730Just samir at work.
This shit sucks, I can’t wait for the Frozen Four to start
>>153504732Shit. Your team. Shit.
>>153504730hey now, the most entertaining thing to do in minot north dakota is talk about the toronto maple leafsand the most entertaining thing to do in pembroke ontario is talk about the minnesota wild
>>153504640The Frost won two cups with a .500 record and a toxic workplace environment #girlboss
>>153504739The 2 types of amerimutt are having their jewish infighting again
>>153504739
>>153504735why the fuck is this nigger wearing blackhawks gear
>>153504477When are we going to start incarcerating these freaks?
>>153504756yes, the mild are shit
this game is kind of a clownshow
Back to back Walter cup champs
ll-lewd
I’m so bored. This game is boring.
>>153504762the worst part of the olympics is these literally who yuropoor nations thinking we care what they have to say in our /hoc/
>>153504794thoughever, furia vs parivision has been KINO
>>153504739need some goals scored to spark discussion
>>153504796Typical bitch made american. Passive aggressive instead of actual conflict.
:/
FINALLY
wow what a goal im so excited
Finally
Nice goal
>farty necas
>>153504796Latvia is literally poor too
Marty Party!
we're fucking dogshit and this whole >tournament was a mistake
SCOREEEEEEEEEE
>>153504774
CZECH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!!!!!!
>>153504596Wait, you don't think the transgender Nazi who killed their family on Livebarn is going to heaven?
>>153504842>ha we beat your shitass team>now i'm gonna gloat in your faceholy grim
>>153504815
beautiful shot
>>153504834Not as poor as oklahoma
>the city of Copenhagen
>>153504845Trans anger is righteous and justified
>>153504780Your team is shit. Always. Shit.
There is currently a 44% chance Canada and America meet in the gold medal game.
>>153504874Your shit you bloody benchod mother fuck
>>153504861Oklahoma has 4x the GDP of Latvia
>>153504876I thought they meet in the semis?
Imagine playing this game with the thought in your head that tomorrow canada will rape you
>>153504834Just like our bud
>>153504861Latvia is poorer than Haiti
>>153504874everyone knows this refers to the minnesota mild
>>153504876usa could lose to finland/slovakia>>153504883no, teams are re-seeded
>>153504891Latvians don't resort to eating dogs
>>153504881> whitest leaf
>>153504884Hockey Canada strikes againSomeone get Westhead on the horn
>>153504902Is it random or is there a key?
>>153504895Forever shit. Your team. Shit. Eternally. Shit.
>>153504913That's bullshit though. I lowkey hate dogs.
>>153504919once again you describe the minnesota mild perfectly
>>153504902Odds wise (currently) >Canada v USA 44%>Canada v Finland 15.9%>USA v Finland 9.3%And here’s all situations
CZECH NOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!!!!!
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>alexander troon
Looks like Denmark's up for rape
>tie gameits over
OH SHIT CZECHIA
>>153504922Snit now. Shit before. Just shit. Your team.
I Support King Claudius
>>153504917finland/switzerland will play canada as they will [assumingly] be the lowest seed unless germany beats slovakia
>>153504917Highest remaining plays lowest
well at least both teams woke up
danes have nice jerseysare your tv broadcast also littered with casino and betting ads?
>>153504937>snitcalm down anon, no reason to get so excited over insulting the mildyou are getting flustered
>>153504947charles III, for me
speaking of wildchads, any cunny enthusiasts excited for girls' state tomorrow?hockey all day babyhttps://www.mshsl.org/tournaments/2026-state-class-hockey-girls-tournament
I support Cleetus Mcfarland
>>153504963Forever shit. Your team. Shit.
a danish is a pastry
boo
danska bros :[
>>153504952I suspect that germany does beat slovakia
>>153504962Bless Gary gambling is here to stay
how do you say "its over" in danish
There we go, I never lost fait in you for a second
>>153504967Charles II would definitely fit in here
>>153504970Hockey girls are CUTE
mein Kampf!
>legolan2
Danskjävlar
NOT SO FAST DANES
>>153504983for me its the cheese danish
>>153504998little bit ominous
Where is the danish anon he called me precious yesterday
>>153504979those are the mild
>>153504998ANOTHER INTERNATIONAL GAME FOR THE REDDITHAWKS
>>153504983Danes eat roast goose on Christmas
>>153504998>the kyle beach classic
Legobros.... it's over
>>153504998vs the anaheim ducks in mexico cityOWARI DA FOR DANEMARK
>>153505014Your team. Shit.
>>153504998tel aviv here we come!
>>153504998>>153505011San Jose versus Chicago DeathmatchWhoever loses needs to have their star twink executed
>>153504998The raped Olympics
Total Danish collapse!
over status: its
>>153504998They usually make the lower revenue team give up the home game if it is yurop so either they're playing the >rags or they're doing an outside game in Illinois
*steps on a lego*YYYOWCH!
Is it canada czechia tomorrow?
>>153504952So if Sweden wins USA, they would face Canada?
>>153505032as a lifelong mild fan i have to agree with you
>>153505063Yes.
whats the price of tickets there
>>1535050822000 rupees
all I ask Czech is that you take your flags back home with you after you lose instead of leaving them to get trampled over like you did last time
>>153505058It's probably another Winter Classic at Wrigley Field against the bloos or something.
>>153505069Always shit. Your team. For many decades. Shit.
>>153505090My flag is staying there
I always leave my legos out in hopes that company will step on them
>>153505082free with purchase of pizza and two drinks
>>153505090LEAF FEARS THE PATRIOTISM
>>153505101the mild fit your description
czechs are gonna be exhaustedly cooked tomorrow
sup doodshowdy
>>153505090It's kind of understated that they both lost ~half of their territory and stopped being communist, but they still have the same flag
>>153505125
>>153505119I'm just saying, don't litter and leave a pile of flags behind because you lost, I don't care how poorly made they are and how quickly they disintegrate
I've wondered that too. Swedes can't afford to take time off and buy vacations and tickets like this, yet half of Czechia can apparently.
I saw a guy with yellow skin and eyes buying beer today, I think he’s had one too many drinks and probably didn’t need that beer
>>153505120Shit fits your team. Forever.
>>153505131czechia doesnt have to pay for muslims healthcare for their 20 kids
>>153505137those are my mild
>>153505146Stop saying mild. It's a stale meme.
>>153505146Shit is your team.
>>153505125Yeehaw, ladIt's the Year of the Fire Horse Hockey >I reckon...
>>153505155the minnesota mild everyone
>>153505135He should accelerate. When you can't go back anymore, you should just finish yourself off.
>>153505154Samir is a bot.
>>153505165raped
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
I retract!
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>153505178Stale meme
>>153505168who is samir?
>>153505166Shit. Your team.
don't start packing your trunk full of flags just yet!
HORY SHEETALMOST A TIE GAME
Many nice accurate high shots this period
beautiful goal
>>153505182the town rapist
>least Latvian lead
>>153505182a bot
When did denmark become good?
>>153505135poor bastardi was in the psychward hanging out with a native years ago. we were talking about native nhl legends like stan jonathan, reggie leach etc. every once in a while, he'd get up and fill a styrofoam cup with water and hand sanitiser and sit back down and sip on it while we continued chatting. i felt so bad for him. how do you even come back from that?
Should have been 3:3
>>153505185those are my mild
>>153505211soon
>>153505197built like a heroin addict
>>153505207Not good. Cze is just mid. Also danes have won against czechs lately many times.
no call on the trip?
>jansen abo
>>153505214Shit forever. Your team.
>>153505232Not seeing many negros in the winter Olympics desu
>>153505241fucking great innit
>>153505144Money also goes to Czechia. Some of my hard earned salary is in the pockets of Czechian posters right now.
let em play
>>153505238you know the mild well
>>153505232The australian guy who was posting in /hoc/ today was so retarded that he couldn't even banter with me.
>>153505135My older brother's first gf from high school died from liver failure at 33 due to her alcohol consumption. Some how she managed to have a healthy child at one point
>>153505247just like my quebec
new>>153505253>>153505253>>153505253>>153505253
>>153505226thats good in my eyes
I can see the puck. Its actually quite easy to see.
>>153505203why does anon reply to a bot?
>>153504815I'd heem you irl harder than russia heems your "nation" historically speaking
>>153505246Yes.
>>153505249I know your shit team well, Samir.
>>153505322>you are samirsource?
>>153505271Why is samir a bot?
>>153505332Samir source is shit.
>>153505362ok good, cause im white
>>153505368You're shit, Samir.
>>153505346idk, another anon suggested it
The Samir melty is ongoing. Also, laffs are dogshit.
>>153505373im white retard
>>153505409You're shit, Samir. So are your laffs.
>>153505572you are extremely confused anonim not a samir, nor a lafferim a lifelong white mild fankeep your schizo fan fiction to yourself
hm..
>>153505625Shit. You. Laffs. Shit. Forever.
>>153505728more schizo talk from a retard
Very good game from Denmark.
>>153500957Had they been a bunch of New York Wops you would have actually stood a chance.
>>153506636our only decent player is from brunico, italywe have plenty of new jersey mystery meat on our team and they all played like crap
>>153501379First lesson Pastabro. Get the puck on net.