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Men's Team Pursuit
https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/ssk/tp/m/teampu------------/sfnl/--------/race-result

>14:30 CET - Men's Team Pursuit Semifinals
>15:24 CET - Men's Team Pursuit Final D
>15:30 CET - Men's Team Pursuit Final C
>16:22 CET - Men's Team Pursuit Final B
>16:28 CET - Men's Team Pursuit Final A

Women's Team Pursuit
https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/ssk/tp/w/teampu------------/sfnl/--------/race-result

>14:52 CET - Women's Team Pursuit Semifinals
>15:49 CET - Women's Team Pursuit Final C
>16:41 CET - Women's Team Pursuit Final B
>16:47 CET - Women's Team Pursuit Final A
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>>153501833
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>>153501833
so america and italy are favorites today?
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>>153501833
Don't be a virgin; combine the sexes.
>14:30 CET - Men's Team Pursuit Semifinals
>14:52 CET - Women's Team Pursuit Semifinals
>15:24 CET - Men's Team Pursuit Final D
>15:30 CET - Men's Team Pursuit Final C
>15:49 CET - Women's Team Pursuit Final C
>16:22 CET - Men's Team Pursuit Final B
>16:28 CET - Men's Team Pursuit Final A
>16:41 CET - Women's Team Pursuit Final B
>16:47 CET - Women's Team Pursuit Final A
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>>153501833
>asymmetric blink
>darting eyes
i don't trust this robit jennifer garner
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I just took a big soft shit and some of it stuck on my ass hair and had to get in the shower
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>>153501921
>not having a bidet
Literally the 3rd world
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>>153501921
used the bidet, it's next to the toilet lol
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>>153501932
You saw his flag, why are you surprised?
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whys stolz not on the american team
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CAM ON FACKERS SKATE SAM FACKIN' SKATES!
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>>153501963
Talked shit about Trump
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*hops into the thread*
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im afraid. the italians are so good at this
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>>153501963
I think the relay guys are considered an actual team instead 3 individuals.
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Fucking hell this is close
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>>153501993
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the Italians turned on the magnet it's over
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>>153502013
they all do individual events
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het is voorbij
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>>153502015
Spoke too soon, RIP Dutchies
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nederbros?
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uhhhhh Italy is doing it again
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>>153502013
team usa is slowly learning
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Nedershits
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whats he smiling at
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OH NO NO NO NO SWAMPBROS
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>Dutch males
Any of the alpha Dutch ladies looking for a -real- man?
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USA and Italy are heavy favorites for this event, not really a surprise
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>>153502032
maybe we can still get a bronze medal
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Whats the point of this? I thought the first guy was gonna drop eventually and the next guy would have more energy left because of draft. Then third to race the final? Like in TTT cycling?
But they just played homotrain till the end
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>>153502023

https://youtu.be/MXeg4BLsChQ?si=8ggr9cEBwvBdJKBu&t=615

More Femke footage here
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>>153502065
Why are you bad at this event? Weaker groups as opposed to single competitors?
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>>153502079
the ones in the draft are pushing the person in front
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>>153502079
there is another event that's like how you describe, the teamsprint
but it's not olympic
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>Rintje Ritsma
>55 years old

nigga looks 67
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>>153501941
Settle down Muhammad
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that front chink is tall for a chinaman
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>>153502090
i think to many changes in the group. somehow they never have the same guys starting.
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CAM ON BOYS DEFEAT THAT CHINESE MENANCE
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>>153502100
six seven
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>>153502090
very weak generation of distance skating men, also commercial teams vs national interests
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>>153502108
it's not even a contest
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>US getting a free win leisure skate
Free gold incoming due to extra energy.
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gay ass chinks
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they're turning it into short track
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>>153502101
>tf
>tp
Ironic innit?
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LAP THEM
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damn china are fucking cooked holy shit lmao
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this is one of the downsides of elimination, the chinese team knows they cannot beat the americans so they save their energy for the bronze medal fight in 2 hours
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>>153502091
Aha makes sense
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>>153502124
>commercial teams
What does this mean?
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The Dutch found a cheat code in short track and are a short track nation now
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Free bronze for us?
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>>153472016
>One of the purest sports out there
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Dw dutchies, everyone knows short track is superior
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>>153502161
netherlands is the only country that has commercial skating team with their own sponsors
which means that coaches want to prioritise their skaters for the individual distances, over practicing together with skaters from other teams for what is considered a B event
imo they look stupid now that they're not really winning medals individually either
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>>153502179
free? the other teams saved themselves for the battle for bronze. we didnt
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What happened to our women team?
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>>153502217
not good enough, lollo is your only decent female distance skater
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just remembered takagi crying in beijing after the team pursuit
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ALL ABOARD THE PAIN TRAIN
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they're playing the american anthem
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MOUNTIES
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>>153502084
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>>153502190
I see, isn't there a coaching team though? Doesn't seem sensible to have one person doing all the training, naturally you can't be everywhere at once.
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>>153502286
Seems a bit gay
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>Asians in the crowd attempting to sing YMCA
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>>153502286
Oh Canada
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>>153502286
Is that Canadian or American?
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>>153502286
>be a leaf
>be a flaming faggot
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>>153502289
A little bit
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nice, canada barely has to try and can save themselves
huge favorite for gold now, regardless of who wins between us and japan
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Holy shit our one skater is crazy tall
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kms
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america is slow as fuck
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>>153502345
We sandbagged to save energy for bronze match, China did the same thing in the mens
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Canada's team looks like a set of Matryoshka dolls.

>Squeaking skate on every bend for USA
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Give us joy
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>>153502311
shes so cute
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>>153502019
She needs to visit the Greek islands soon
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lets make the japs cry
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CAM ON LASSIES

SCORE SAM FAKKING GOLD
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nederbros I'm scared
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When is the final? Less than two hours like the OP says?
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So the winner is the team who crossed the finish line first in the last lap or the team who crossed it first the most times?
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>>153502302
only a leaf would clip a Tim Hortons cup to themselves
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ohonononono
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Those helmets are so cool
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Dutchbros I don't feel so good...
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damn that was close
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OOOOHH SHIT
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>>153502425
wat
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HOWEVER
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WEW
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RIGGED CLOCKS
RIGGED CAMERAS
RIGGED AS FUCK
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FUCKING YES
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BOOOOOOO
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Dishonorabu...
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Ermm dutchbros, that was a little too close for comfort
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OOEFFFF
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SUDOKU
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One of Japan's announcers was just openly cheering
super close race, gg Netherlands
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>>153502286
>Canadian faggotry
Many such cases
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Holy smokes
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>>153502445
Never mind I get it now
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>Choke
>Choke, Japan
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a samurai will appear in your room at 3 AM, dutchies
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Way too close Dutchies, can't race like that against the leafs
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:(
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>>153502468
damn that was close. hope you get bronze atleast now. go get them samurai
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>>153502497
leafs are good and got a free ride vs USA, they're 100% the favorites for the final
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>>153502483
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>>153502444
The raccoon hair hnnggg
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Chad mascot partying it up
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discoveryplus showing an untranslated documentary about a dutch skater. really hate their coverage this year
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Why are the Dutchies so powerful at this sport?
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I hate imagine so goddamn much
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Why are the dutch so good at skating?
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>>153502680
David Zaslav completely ruined Warner Bros. Discovery while enriching himself
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>>153502688
They're not. They only win the short distances due to being a short track nation.
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Fuck off with this song already. I like John Lennon's music, but they place this shit nonstop. If they really want to wind the crowd up, they should play this song:

https://youtu.be/j5RuCEhHcG4?si=I2eBwHYtclOarWTZ
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>>153502723
Aw fuck, aint that the best
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>>153502733
they used to just show the OBS feeds uninterupted for the whole event but now they have to cut to sideline presenters, their own highlight reels and little feel good stories. I wish broadcast rights would go back to bbc
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Germans looking pissed they have to wait for the Japs to get on the ice. lel
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isn't japan known for being punctual
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SHAMEFUR
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whats the point of final c and d
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>>153502898
world/sport ranking like most sports
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>>153502898
fill up the time so the finalists have time to recover
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>>153502898
International placements the commentators said
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theres an extra delay here because womens final D was cancelled
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>>153502969
Too highly rated
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>>153502983
RIP Kazakhstan
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>>153502969
Guys have the better face.
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SWEET CAROLINE
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>>153503011
what happened? I know they withdrew but not why
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>>153503106
morozova wants to save her energy for the 1500m where she is an outsider for a medal, and without her kazakhstan doesn't really have a team
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that belgium lass is gassed as fuck
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>>153502969
kek
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>>153501921
put a piece of toilet paper on your palm, grab all the ass hairs into a pony tail and pull down like you're milking a cow. all the shit should just run down off into the toilet
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>>153502969
let's face it bros she is kindof ugly
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>>153503267
plastic will do that to you
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>>153503267
she's never had the prettiest face, even pre-bog
just an insane body
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who's the breedable twink?
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>5 minutes of racing (if one team doesn't give up)
>40 minutes of downtime
Bloody hell.
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>>153503329
jordan stolz?
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>>153502969
At the end of the day they're literal whos? while she's a multi hundred millionaire.
She life mogs them.
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>>153503328
She’s just hot, which sometimes is different to being beautiful
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>>153503267
I bet she has a huge clit
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Nice mullet, nederlander
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Leaf kids playing MTG in the stands
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That Korean milf
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Lady in the crowd wearing a statue of liberty mask looks more like Peacemaker
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>>153502451
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WEST VIRGINIA
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The camera catching the Italian skater singing the song lol
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We probably lose.
Sneedskating is over, shorttrack is now our best friend.
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>>153503563
Calm down, it's fucking bronze
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>>153503365
she has to hang out with the Paul family and engage with all their soul-crushing influencer bullshit, I'd rather be poor
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>.71
IT'S OVER
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oof
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Bronze is a much deadlier metal than gold
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>>153501845
they ran out of them
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CHINA NUMBAH 3
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why did dutchies sub in a 40 year old
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>>153503365
>a multi hundred millionaire.
>She life mogs them.
You can't mog with money alone tho.
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Huizinga a shit
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Fucking hell dutchies
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>losing to china
oof
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>THEY ALMOST BLEW IT
KEK
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disgracefools
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>0.09
Wew jesus
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HOLY SHIT THAT WAS WILD
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>the Chinese are better than the Dutch now
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They're stoked, good for them
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crazy close
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no way
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>Losing to chang
hahahaahahhaahkekekeke
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>ORANGE
>ORANGE
>ORANGE
>ORANGE
>ORANGE
>ORANGE
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i feel sick
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i kneel for my Chinese master
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C H I N A
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CHYNA!
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Disgraceful, Nederland. You are now banished from Europe.
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het is wat het is
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even th3 hand wave is in sync lol
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>>153503682
Thank god.
The slow ice was good for something after all.
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>Team that took it easy in the semis get a free win in the finals
Congrats China. Congrats USA.
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>>153503695
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Time for Italy to active the magnets.
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CAM ON ITALIA
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Who was that lad shouting "CHINA" at the camera?
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Kek I will never get tired of our retarded coach dropping other skaters out of the Olympics to get the best set up for the pursuit only to win literally nothing
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é finita
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watch as ITA ice rigging happens
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ACTIVATE THE MAGNETS
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THE
PAIN
TRAIN
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USA bros...
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The American skaters have cool outfits
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what the fuck
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>>153503740
MAGNETS DEPLOYED
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BURGERBROS WHAT'S HAPPENING
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OH NO NO NO USBROS
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shit, Italy catching up
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IK will OOK een medaille!
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RIGGED ICE
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americhads it's ours
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wow italy is so good all of a sudden! what an amazing organic performance by these absolute legendary world class athletes!
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kek the americans were the heavy favorites
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Guys...are the magnets actually real?
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Holy shit fucking dusted those scrubs
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>>153503764
>post this
>start losing a second per lap
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jesus christ another choke job
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wtf happened?
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Rigged
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FORZA ITALIA
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>>153503771
they ate too much pasta and pizza
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I'm starting to believe italy has a speed skating doping programme going on
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>>153503774
rigged
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That was embarrassing
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>4.5 seconds

The fuck, guys?
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embarassing
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SMOKED
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>4 and half seconds lead
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2 seconds, holy shit the magnets are real
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>amerisilver
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>>153503781
Magnets, son
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>Unbeaten in this event all year
>This is the one they focus on, sitting out of individual events to focus on it
KWAB
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>>153503774
they never learn.
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Dutchbros, you'll get your bronze in about 10-15 years, after Italy's doping is litigated
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>>153503791
olympics are always rigged in favour of the hosts
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>amerisilvers
Not again
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TUTTO ITALIA
>>
NOT EVEN REMOTELY CLOSE
ITALIA ITALIA ITALIA ITALIA ITALIA
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>>153503788
We have a doping program going since Tokyo 2021 in every sport but football and basketball
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reminder that china let their semi final go against this team because they thought they couldn't beat them
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>>153503820
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Amerisilvers
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the like of a drive-through on the track has really put the burgers at a disadvantage
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so... it happened again
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Americans were forced to eat a lot of ketchup spaghetti.
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How many golds was Italy projected to get? Fuckers are almost at 10 already!
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DUTCHIES WERE FASTER BY 2 SECONDS AND THEY WON'T EVEN GET A MEDAL
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It's good to know you inherited our choke gene burgerbros
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>>153503781
Didn't want their warm up race seriously.
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>>153503804
I want to fuck anchovy so hard
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>>153503850
lack*
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>>153503853
oh no no no no
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>>153503867
get in line
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>>153503870
>POV: femke waiting her daily shot
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>>153503890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr56Dv_NnSc
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>>153503895
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chinese and dutch both had faster times in their finals
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>>153503914
Ugh why do they have to be such gigastacies?
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>>153503917
take the silver from the american'ts
it would only be fair
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>>153503853.
>I will skate to the sound of my own voice
>kwabs
He deserved it for his hubris with that faggy poetry
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>>153503917
they held back too much in the previous runs then
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I'm already dreading the next winter olympics where we'll win a 1/4th of the golds. Hopefully it won't be the case
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>>153503917
thats because the american "pain train"fell apart so the italians took it easy
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>>153503914
a Netherlander... with an arse?
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>>153503914
She's so fucking hot
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THIRD GOLD MEDAL FOR CANADA COMING UP THERE'S NO WAY WE LOSE
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>>153503924
Kok is more girl next door type
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>>153503957
average face but I think that makes her hotter in a way
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love the japanese bundas
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Why do they all have this striped patch at their inner tigh?
I first thought it was a team outfit, but they all seem to have it.
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happy for takagi
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>>153503943
>half of our golds were won by women in their 30s
it will definitely be the case
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>>153503988

Sort of like a chamois for cycling shorts, decreases friction
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>>153501833
Pls humilate the leafs, gals
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takagi is a real one
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>seconds-long pause again until team usa crosses the finish line
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we gaan jongens
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>>153503993
oh fug
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>>153503241
WHOA MAMA
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>>153504013
meisjes*
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> 35, 35, 30
Leafland is just a bunch of hags, should be ez for dutchies
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just look at the size of that Canadian gal my god
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>>153503988
they get so low there's a chance they cut themselves with their skates, that's there to stop them cutting themselves if it does happen

asked this before and that was the answer given at least
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LEt's go
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this was a nice shot
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is this the day of the rake? lets go
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>>153503328
She looks good here
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>>153504001
Why not simply stop eating mcdonals and get skinnier tighs?
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Rooting for anyone but Canada
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CAM ON DUTCHIES
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>Canada's front girl is as big as the other two combined
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MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
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>>153504022
>>153504001
One of you 2 is lying to me.
Wtf guys I thought we were frens
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>>153501833
KANKER KUT WIJVEN
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oh fuck, not Canada
Go dutchies!
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netherlands's cooked
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i feel ill
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GOOOOOOOOOOLDDDDD
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GOOOOOOOLLLLDDDDD!!!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5pVeNpSZmM
this is not a serious language
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based
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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>153504057
I was just looking and my reason is 100% bs so the other guy is probably right, as looking now the patch is on the outside leg not the inside one
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hand in your fucking clogs and windmills
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FUCK. DAMN HITLER FOR FAILING
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netherland bros, how the fuck did you lose?
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Evil wins again
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Wow!
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meme event
cut it from the olympics
it sucks
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How did NL lose to a bunch of old hags?
Are they washed?
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>almost an entire second
oof
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A FUCKING LEAF
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>>153501833
We got too Koky again, Dutchbros
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Fucking lost to a bunch of snow mexicans...this one hurts
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Holland dood wat nou
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HER SALIVA dripped on his shirt
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Beune on suicide watch
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>>153504099
They never picked up the pace
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Europe on suicide watch
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Get fucked all of you fucking faggots, faggot ass UV lithography merchants
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>>153502337
embracing it
cute.
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>>153504099
Our team pursuit skating team and their coaches are the epitome of pecho frios.
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The absolute state of Dutch speed skating.
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Dutch wins gold for their camel toes at least
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Team Poutine won, gross
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>>153504136

She probably only has 1 more games to get herself some individual gold
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we are a shorttrack nation now, fuck this longtrack bullshit
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kek It's like Japan won the silver medal. It's so awkward.
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poor redhair on the dutch team :(
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>playing Shania Twain and Carly Rae Jepsen
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Should just get some hockey players to try speed skating instead
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I want speed skating hotties to crush me with their jacked Chun-Li legs
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>>153503981
average face compared to Jutta? prettiest is probably the short track korean who did not fell for surgery trick YET
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holy bunda on that nip
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>>153504130
What happens here
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>>153503974
Did you see her after the 500m? She was giving Jutta a run for her money with the model poses.
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both Japan and Canada taking the lap with the flags, enjoying the spirit of the olympics, and the dutch just sulking on the sidelines. absolutely disgusting behaviour.
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>And all the other boys try to chaaaaase me
>But here's my number, so call me, maybe <3
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>>153504169
Is this bitch running on her bike on the tram lines?
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>>153504194
Domäne Bill
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double L for the oranges today
Look at them crying
xD
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>>153504130
>Juist fuck my shit up
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How is this shit still going on? shut it down there's too many medals being handed out
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>>153504193
she is in heat
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>>153504147
now i get it..
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>>153504227
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>>153504200
Well, that can't be helped.
Congratulations to Canada for the gold medal.
Netherlands did a great job too.
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Good job. Betting odds had Netherlands at 2/3rd chance. I guess it kind makes up for the utter choking we have been doing in short track
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>>153504227
what the fuck
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speaking of Kok, there's light drama because during the NL house celebration for her gold, her coach made a joke about how she's single and dudes should slide into her DMs
which feminists didn't like so now her coach is under fire and she has to defend him on social media
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Hey Nederland please send some of your speed skating mommies to communities in rural western Canada thank you.
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>>153504271
does that mean i still got a chance?
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>>153504271
The feminists are retarded as always, but that ass would be getting 10k dms per day, so that would be kinda annoying
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I feel forcefeed her 10,000 bitterballen.
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>>153504280
Just move to Manitoba. We have like a million dutch people here and most of them live in the Midwest part of the country
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>>153504271
hags are jealous but can be dangerous too
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>>153504271
is she feminist too, i would expect from ultra progressive dutch
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>>153504271
how can a woman so hot and successful be single in her prime years? I would literally lick her steel sharp ice skates with my tongue
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>>153504043
GOOOOOLD FOR LEAFLAND
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>>153504271
luv the femkok
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>>153504326
that's how you get tetanus my son
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>>153504271
more of a Suz guy
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>>153504271
Bro
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Poor Antoinette :(
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Based Asians qveens. Good job japa
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>>153504347
I will volunteer, I got my shots
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>>153504185
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Why does China have 4 players on the podium
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:3
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>>153504304
Those are "Deutsch" though. Common misconception through anglicized immigration norms (which no longer exist anymore for the brown hordes)
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>>153504215
she's used to the Netherlands where trams move to make way for the cyclists
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>>153503870
I never stop laughing at how people forgot that the original premise of this documentary was they guy seeing how much better of a cyclist he would be full of EPO, but he actually became considerably worse.
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>grampa wheezing just handing them their medals
we're all gonna get old bros :(
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>>153504271
Just tell them to fuck off, simple as. There's nothing to defend.
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>>153504365
>hug the guys with your arm in between
>hug the girl on the back
kwabogged
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>>153504386
they swapped one in during the semi final that they planned to lose, so +1 guy can get a medal
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>>153504227
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>>153504355
she is a fucking stick nowadays, her body fat is too low, she looks on her face 10 years older than she is, because of low body fat
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>>153504380
Haha nice
>>153504387
She’s pretty
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>>153504304
>most common surname in Manitoba is Friesen
wtf there are dutch people here?
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did you know the dutch once cannibalised their government officials
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johan_de_Witt
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>>153504449
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>>153504433
she's walled bogged and hagged
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>>153504271
are there vods on NOS Tv
you guys have better angles than official OBS
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>>153504457
why is there a distinction between quebecois and french canadian
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>>153504457
Aren't these classifications completely meaningless in the new world as there has been so much interbreeding within every european origin category?
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>>153504188
nah Jutta is BOGGED

compared to maybe Irene Schouten or the 'average' pretty girl you see on the street
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>>153504457
> Canadian
> Ethneticity
Come on now... lmao
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>>153504501
It refers to anglo/french people whose families have been here since the founding of the nation
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>>153504490
Most of the time yes, but thanks to the frontier days a lot of ethnic communities stuck together in small towns. So there's still some Americans who speak Dutch and German and French and Russian and Italian. The yankees tried to destroy these languages a couple times and replace it with boring standardised English but thankfully not all of America is a boring generically accented concrete jungle. Same with Canada. Canada even has quite a few natives still kicking that number more than like 100 like in most of the States so that's cool I guess.
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bro that Canadian girl is SO BIG compared to every other athlete there wtf
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>>153504522
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Gawd damn that broad is tall
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>>153504537
I looked her up
>she's 1.88
ok that makes sense
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she's a big girl
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>they got the Japanese names wrong
kek
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>>153504494
jutta is bogged and compared to her, femke is not much prettier
her face is specific, but her skin is clean, she is not abusing makeup or other acids "for beauty" and if she is single, then she is not on birth control and her hormones are not fucked up
she is tiers above jutta (but not in my type)
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Tagaki is so qt
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>>153504522
>>153504537
WIDEEEEEman
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always love how the asians bow so much
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>>153504488
no, NOS is essentially a news site that posts clips and highlights
it's part of the national broadcaster NPO, who have a site where you watch vods of all programs but I imagine you need VPN
https://npo.nl/start/serie/nos-olympisch-spelen/afleveringen
this link is for everything olympics related
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>>153504490
>Aren't these classifications completely meaningless in the new world as there has been so much interbreeding within every european origin category?
Despite popular belief Canada is significantly less "mutted" compared to our American counterparts. The country was settled over time in various waves of immigration from specific ethnic groups that all were made to pledge loyalty to the British Crown.

There are basically no Swedes in Canada east of Northern Ontario. But that area and west to Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Alberta there are a lot. Same with slavs.

Out east in the Atlantic region the white population is exclusively Celtic, Anglo, and French (with a few thousand Germans & Dutch sprinkled in in a few counties) and these people stuck to their own over generations, typically due to Christian denomination. If someone is "mixed" so to speak it's some kind of mix between French/Scottish/Irish due to Roman Catholicism.
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>geen goud
We hebben een probleem
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>>153504575
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Cute
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I want to climb Weidemann like a horse (I'm 5cm taller than her)
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whyd the leaf just yeehaw
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>>153504617
Whos the one with the huge bunda, the milf on the left?
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just woke up how did the dutch lose to us they were heavy favorites
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>>153504271
Good on her for defending her coach and not siding with the feminists.
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>>153504597
bedankt
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>>153504428
Turks have humour now ?
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>>153504693
Had to burn their legs on a tough JPN semi
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>>153504326
There's probably something in her personality that drives men away. My friend once told me "If an attractive woman is single, there's probably a good reason why." I still haven't been able to prove him wrong. All the conventionally attractive women I've met have either been frigid, narcissistic, or sluts.
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>>153504734
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Actually imagine doing skeleton. Like mentally put yourself headfirst on a sled going 70 mph.
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>>153504769
I'd be more scared to luge desu, instinctively
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>>153504563
>and if she is single, then she is not on birth control and her hormones are not fucked up
Uh, being single doesn't mean she isn't getting internal massages.
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>>153504693
big girl sets up a draft for minimal wind resistance and drag for the two shorties in the back. she's also amazing at knowing when to turn it on in the back laps. I'm convinced it's all her.
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>>153504779
statistically luge is way more dangerous, you have less control as the sled is higher off the ground, you have less control/feel/vision as your mass is at the back of the sled, and it's MUCH easier to brake in skeleton
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>>153504759
Wasn't that when Jutta beat her 1000m time? Should she be happy that she lost the gold?
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>>153504769
I'd feel way more scared skiing full tilt down the men's downhill track ngl, the smooth and contained shape of the bobsleigh track makes it feel more comfy (an illusion that would get shattered after your first slam against the ice wall, I'm sure)
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>>153504769
scary stuff
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>>153504769
Your head isn't really far over the edge of the sled in skeleton, so nothing to really to hit it. If you start going sideways the edge of the sled will hit the wall and straighten you, etc.

Luge is where you start going sideways and snap your feet.
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>>153504769
nothing's gonna happen, you will just slide on your butt until you stop
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>>153504169
God fucking hell im cumming
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>>153504193
Hot
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>>153504617
Cute hags.
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>>153504271
Kill all feminist cunts
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>>153504280
Ton of em already did in the 50s. Search them
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>>153504592
Such forced smiles baka
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>>153504617
CUTE
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>>153505024
How many of them in Oranjeland? All of them? Or are there also sane women there?
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>>153504271
>Dutch is such a scuffed language that translators don't even work on it
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why is curling gender segregated
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>>153505085
works fine for me
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>>153505161
Based Kok
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>>153501833
KOK HAS SPOKEN
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>>153505079
Every female liberal voter basically
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>>153505161
>>153505408
We truly live in the worst timeline, the jews who let foids vote and have political power will forever burn in hell
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>>153505408
tl;cr
Quick rundown?
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>>153505935
see >>153505161
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>>153504489
People in Quebec might identify specifically with Quebec as a separate group from French. Canadian also includes people who went with Canadien which might be used to mean the same thing as Canadian or it might be used to mean something more similar to Quebecois.
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>>153505091
also why is chess
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>>153504610
gook diamond phillips
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>>153504592
antoinette is just wife material in the dictionary
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>>153504472
and yet, would
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>>153504182
mcdavid scoring on & off the ice

absolute lad
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>>153503241
that Bundesadler made me instantly rock hard



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