don't argue editionMATCH SIMStoday:brisbane v carlton, 6:00PM AEDT starttomorrow:footscray v sydney, 2:00PM AEDT startgold coast v st kilda, 7:45PM AEDT start
lol
Good morning alf
bane desu
>>153509372gm gents
who floggin their motherfuckin cock awf
Still spots left in the /afl/ supercoach league/afl/ supercoach league - 821684
thinking of her and visualizing all the poo she's making inside her bowls
Pre started?about time.With supercars and aftl Australia carries sports till the summer.
carn pear
>>153515675SO true
>>153515910crisp butterschaddo you think he's leaving this year
>>153515931Yes most likely.
who even cares anymore
>>153515959are >we, the poot adelaide family,completely fucked without him? there's definitely still underrated talent on the team but its huge shoes to fill in the midfield
>>153516035Midfield is fucked yes. Can't replace him and not enough talent in the middle to cover him. Contested ball is one of ports weaknesses and hes one of the only ones who can do it. Hopefully get like 3 or 4 first round picks though and can draft a really good midfielder. And NWM might eventually come home too. Only problem is then Bergman also likely leaves eventually
>>153516035replying to myself i have a mate who is also a pootGOD who thinks spergman might be able to play in butters' role but i don't think he's nearly as good as butters and certainly doesn't inspire the rest of the team like butters does
gma
>>153515242foy
Port are FUCKED
Iggs are FUCKED
swans
What ever happened to the nat poster?
cunt off spastics
sam walsh SUCKS
ynr trump is FUCKED poster
i remember fucking your mum up the arse
i simply do not care for existing today
>thinking of her and visualizing all the poo she's making inside her bowls
Can't decide whether to watch the Bane-Blues practice match live or watch the replay later with some sloppa.
>>153517054i'm still here, kept getting "rung up" about it by our noble volunteers so now i just say the various teams who are FUCKED
>>153517177who is FUCKED this season?
>>153517236 probably iggs or port i reckon, collingwood would be funny though
Language please. I wont tolerate swearing in my threads
>>153517307>my threadsShut up, faggot.
>>153517177why wasn't trump fucked though? you lied to us.
>>153517440he is though, his "movement" is on borrowed time, no one likes vance, has no clear successor, most americans are sick of him and his dramas, approval rating is tanking, economy is in the gutter, epstein drama won't go away, rest of the world hates him and his country, i could go on but this is a football thread
>>153517467but seriously we can't let him get the nuclear codes
>>153517467he went from being raided and arrested to the president again lmao
my toothache went away
>discussing american politics on /afl/
>>153517511nice
>>153517467He could've done something significant prior to the mid terms where he will lose ability to do anything with control of the senate and house flipping but instead he gave jews everything they wanted and completely fucked any chance of a meaningful legacy. Dumbfounding.
>>153517519new here?
>>153517334Europe has fallen
>>153517494crazy how money talks
the dysgenic effects of ww1 and ww2 can't be overstated
>nazi germany be like "le ubermesh eugeics xD!!">improves the global genetic pool by getting themselves killed en massekek germmoids are truely pathetic hobgoblins
>the standard of sports journalism in this countryhttps://x.com/Bombers_Boss/status/2023665670811250894
the double standard is that no-one would ever accidentally call nick daicos "josh" even though those two look the same and he looks like every second wog in melbourne, because the footy media has extreme vicbias. harris andrews is a far better player than nick daicos.
a weaker Germany is a more stable Europe
>>153517679revisionist history is my passion!!
>>153517709qrd?
>>153517748
Do you blokes ever get tired of being wrong all the time?
we're killing the planet
>>153517781nah sorry cant relate
>>153517709nah josh (daicos) is a good bloke and a decent player tbf
was rankine onto something here?
>>153517810dressing with dignity is based and redpilledparading around like a poof playing dressups is exactly that
>>153517799i do what i can for the environment but i find it hard to be too committed when india and megacorps exist and pollute in 1 hour 10000x more than what i pollute in my lifetime
used to prefer india over china, but am starting to think otherwisethose afl games in that stone coliseum thing in china years ago were actually kinda cool and interesting if we'd be honest
everyone is jealous of nick daicos
>>153517770the world wars decimated the upper classes of europe. half of all men from british nobility died violent deaths during that period. it was a terrible thing.
>>153517827chinese take over your country but quietly and not annoyingly where as indians just flood it
>uni starting soon>noticeable increase in the amount of indians and chinese around
crazy how they turned the building block of life into 'pollution'
>>153517840the afl games in china weren't bad though
>>153517864wasn't it a blow out between two interstate teams?
>>153517869sometimes
>>153517799crisp german
https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=acaa0dany plane spergs in
>>153517886what's the significance of this?
>>153517891>LADD on greyman plane desu
>>153517908explain this to an idiot (me), the significance
>>153517886they expect one of us in the wreckage brother
>>153517534>elect a democrat kleptocrat who sold his children to jews for more favourable loan terms>I cannot believe what he's doing man, it's just dumbfounding!
Rankine possibly done a hammy at training. Crows just can't stop getting injuries.
>>153517924someone doesn't want their private jet tracked.N915JG is the tail number gonna sperg in it when i get home
>>153517937okay, the website says it's from a bank of utah trustee
>>153517930like gws they were already going to drop but these injuries will make people cope and say that's the reason they won't make finals
>>153517943>However, some aviation databases and spotting logs associate the operational side of this aircraft with Thorney Alpha P/L (an entity linked to the Australian billionaire Alex Waislitz)
the adelaide crows are FUCKED
>>153517950>(((collingwood)))
>>153517937first time?
>>153517959wat nigga im out walking stoned
it's fucked up how little tax rich people pay. that money should be going to importing endless brown people and teaching little boys to troon out.
>>153517966first time watching planes
crazy how I don't have the wog gf I deserve
latinas owe me sexo
>>153517980not really just first time sperging about it
you can only pick one: noah anderson or matt rowell. who you taking?
>>153518018plane sperging is good fun
>>153518015This but cute 18yr old women of all races except aboriginal
Je voudrais une copine française
>>153518058Êtes vous un homme noir?
>>153518038matt rowelli'm sick of fucking seagull midfielders who have no impact on the game and just statpadding getting jerked off, rowell is a ball getter and can lay a tackle.
>>153518078Une poste américaine, ou alors c'est Sam Mitchell ...
>>153518038Anderson. He might not be the inside bull Rowell is but he can still win his own ball and is way more damaging on the outside.
>>153518110Tu ne connais pas les femmes française
>>153518136Vous lisez trop de /pol/
Listening to locked in with Kane Cornes
>>153518145Vous avez raison, je shitposte
>>153516742She abandoned us
Goal for Bane within 10 seconds lol
carlton are FUCKED
yep iggs
Jagga kicking a goal with his first touch. Bloos supporters cumming in their pants.
if menzies turns into AA player calibre ill nekhanger it
Yep, another one of those years for CarlSHIT
"perfume shop" only had "benson and hedges" today. badly packed, filling falls out everywhere. tastes bad, i swear they're the same tobacco as the "marlboro" golds you often find at these sort of shops.
Kiddy is moving well. Lock him into your supercoach/fantasy but not playing down back so won't score as well but still good value.
>>153518257who
more of a george benson man myself
>>153518257crisp israel edition
>>153518257tassie's branding is all over the place>launch with suspiciously ai looking logo and the origin guernsey>say it's not the real guernsey but will be worn anyway>first season rolls around and they show up wearing the old vfl team guernsey + their logo>still no hint on what their actual guernsey will look likecompare that to gas who, by this time, had abandoned that red, white and blue placeholder logo and were fully into the orange
ive seen enough its a bane 2026 flag
>>153518257never heard of any of these blokes
how's jagga lookingis he going to solve all of carlton's issues this year after all
>>153518334Bunch of spuds that got delisted from AFL clubs protecting the kids in Tassie's VFL team and hoping they can get a spot on the AFL list in a couple of years.
did mumza ever forget to pick you up from school?
>>153518313Reckon the only teams that can stop this are Sydney. Geelong and maybe Gold Coast.
>>153518371yes. me and sisberg started walking home and were on the main road footpath when she drove and yelled at us for walking on the footpath and not waiting for her. it was nearly 4pm and we'd been out of school for over an hour
>>153518382What a dumb bitch. Hate when parents get mad at their kids for their fuck ups.
jagga smith has AIDS
Daniel Annable looks like Jarryd Lyons.
is jagga smith related to jaeger o meara
turned the stream on and saw harry mckay and thought wait why are essendon playing>>153518291not bad
>>153518424yeah i full on enjoy the lean into the bomber roots desu
cunt you spastic fuckheads prick cocksmokers
you guys are great
is ts tuff?
matt owies better have an aa season
the hyundai blues
uh youibros? >>153518455imagine not being able to get a game in the worst side in the comp kek
bane are shitting the bed
any of you getting ads for that retarded "rivals" show kayo is shilling? what a joke of a show lol, reckon nrlsperg will be extra active if the nrl wins that shit but no-one else will care because its scripted reality tv garbage
>>153518517Haven't seen it or if I have I haven't paid attention.Take it back, just as I was finishing this post an ad came on. Won't watch that slop.
>>153518517Do you mean the basically gay porn tv show heated rivalry? My gf tried to force me to watch it and i refused, it was real frosty in our house for a few days. She was not happy with me but i just don't care about homosexuals
>>153518529it's just hilarious how league and union have such pathetic inferiority complexes that i just know they will be tuning in every episode to see the big bad /alf/ get defeated kek
>>153518517not coping but they have picked a 40 year old pendlebury to compete also kek
>>153518541even if they were a gratiutious sex scene where both engage in mutual masturbation, it would still be less wank than the show i was talking about
Watching highlights of Mitchell racking up 54 possessions a lot less exciting than the highlights of Brown kicking 10 goals.
>>153518544might take this to leagueunlimited and ask them why their sport, which is supposedly about to take over australia, nz, the pacific, the us, england and france is smaller than tennis
how can i monetise me /alf poosts
Fun fact: The grand final has a 25% chance of being memorable.
>>153518573Post them on twitter but you need so much engagement and the pay is so low that even if it were possible it wouldn't be lucrative enough to bother. Find a better way to make money.
>>153518573>open only fans page>write your hot take alf zingers>attach a picture of your large breasts
>>153518544Mad how soccer is the 3rd biggest sport in Australia
>>153518595Who is this harlot?
I like McCarthy in this HB role.
>>153518632it's written on the photo you blind FUCKHEAD
what's the fucken kino for tonight
>>1535186692023 NRL Grand Final
>>15351866928 years later - the bone templejimmy is me
>>153518573>yeah i play footy>wanna come to my game?
>>153518703
>>153518669maladolescenza
>>153518694didn't even know this was a thing. Saw 28 years later last year. Thanks
>>153518053imo mentally unstable half abo hsgf is the patrician choice though
>Annie Knight has revealed she is actively dating other men, just eight months out from her nuptialsi wonder what james brayshaw (afl commentator) thinks about his son's marriage to this woman
>>153518595Corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>153518735What is even the point of marriage in this situation? For her or the cuck?
>>153518568based
>>153518719it's better than the first one, a real comfy kino
>>153518756its actually smart business id love if my partner did thisyou can make thousands off some desperate coomer for 30 mins of uninterested sex
>>153518669gaming, mate
>>153518595crazy how being born half decent looking and with big tits is enough to make it as a female
>>153518735>oh no.webm
>>153518779>I would love to be a pimp and marry my ho
>>153518562hang it on the louvre
Wominjeka, welcome
>kayo rivals le afl v nrl xd!!!!!>its all burst activities that suit sloppy nrl players hey ive seen rexonas greatest athlete before
I remember years ago they had an nrl player who'd literally never heard of afl try it, and he beat the pro afl player. Even the v8 driver did better.
i remember when two of the best nrl players tried afl in a real world scenario and were actual shit
>>153518935don't you disparage richmond destroyer karmichael hunt like that
Damn, Fletcher has a huge ceiling. Already so good.
>>153518962he's better than both ashcrofts alreadyt. seething fred customer who wishes his dad played 20 more games
noticing a lot of new random americans online this past summer becoming afl fans and most are choosing brisbane to support, funny that.
>>153518976wouldn't know, the only place i use to talk about afl is /afl/
sick of seppos who go online to seek validation and talk about how zomg what is this afl sportbut also annoying are cunts who lap it up and bend over for them
>talking about afl on /afl/
>>153518976just reminded me of the influx of americans that come here at the start of the season and think its the most amazing thing they have ever seen, pick a team that they pretend to passionately support for a week or two and then disappear
afl site trying to trick me into thinking the season starts tomorrow
>>153518997nah only for the 1st and 2nd amendment which is based
>>153518879What pre cope is this
nick daicos is factually a tougher player than matt rowell due to the fact that he has twice the number of contested marks while playing fewer games
asian gymgoing gf 2026
>>153519009>those timeskWAb
>>153519009>opening round, specifically for the northern states>game in melbournemake it make sense
yep as predicted nrl fans are going to use this meaningless reality tv show as a chance to "get one over big bad afl"bunch of fuckin sad fucks kek
haven't watched pre-season since it stopped being a competition
>>153519025>we have to grow le game... but we also don't want to piss off pies fans
>>153519014>>153519007>>153518997>>153518976tumbla x
>>153519025qld and nsw are the older brothers having fun playing a two player game and mum has said to involve victoria their younger brother so he doesnt cry
>>153519034i'm too desperate for footy at this point not to watch, especially my peem
did a few push ups and hurt my wristsworking out is such a meme
>peemwe dont use that term here nrlsisies
>>153519036playing in opening round was already wildly unpopular with pies and their fans not sure that keeping them in but with another match in melbourne will help
>>153518973Dunno if it's clear cut. I'd have Wash slightly ahead at this stage but Fletcher could very easily end up the best of the lot.
you blokes talk about nrl a lot
banekeks?
ive seen enough carlton are top 4 this year
I'm a Bane member but I hope Bloos actually win this and have a huge membership increase off the back of it.
carlton just won the february premiership
>All the people that will sign up for a Blues membership because they beat the premiers in the pre-season
>>153519016fuck up nrlsperg
big titta blues gf in the crowd just now
the youi lions are FINISHED
>>153519167I had already switched it off and missed it. Post her.
>>153518562Who mogged who
>>153519181imagine being in the middle seat stuck between those two behemoths on the 5 hour flight to perth
these curling women have nice bundas
>>153519210italian bird yesty was bending over right in front of the camera gave an excellent look at her arse
My piano keyboard arrived today. It comes with stickers so I can learn the keys. Gonna learn to play piano because ive never played an instrument before and I feel I need a "hobby" that isnt playing video games and watching sport
>just remembered that russiaboo loser listening to eric carmen the other dayHAHAHAHAHAHAH
more like cringe fest am i right
>>153519204I'd sit my dick in between her middle seat if you know what I mean.
>>153519329I don't know to who or what you're referring but I like Eric Carmen.
there are hundreds of women around me in my suburb taking a big smelly poo right now
your suburb must be denser than a favela
is eric carmen related to eric cartman?
>there are hundreds of women around me in my suburb taking a big smelly poo right now
powah
>>153519119nigga what the fuck kinda cope is thisreal unique cope
now everyone i know suddenly cares about the moto gpphilip island real estate in tatters
>>153519498>copeThere's no cope. Carlton won fair and square. They deserve to be premiership favourites. Hype them up, get on the bandwagon, and quickly get a membership with them before there's none left.
>>153519480love me portiessimple as
Carlton are legit being slept on this year
might read into one preseason game any thoughts
FUCK i forgot mafs
>>153519547>mfw carlton
i believe a cunt i know irl post on 4chinswhat do
>>153519567You'd be a fool not to desu
where the fuck is my ukrainian gf
>>153519569It’s an insane episode
>carlton fans after winning a scratch match
>>153519598What are you offering her in return?
>>153519611kek
>>153519579Is it me?
>>153519629top right, and 4th row 2nd from the right for mine. Love me dark hair and blue eyes tbqhwy
I think the Huntsman that lives in my toilet has died, bros. RIP
If 1 little hairy leg of a huntsman touches the inside of my house my shoe comes out and won't be put away until the beast is annihilated
>>153519580guess that makes me a fool
>>153519754unaustralian
>>153519754I just killed one with a plunger Fucking pressurised the cunt
Do spiders go to heaven
just post My penis on nrl
>>153519849Weird cock bro
imagine all the millions of female women across australia right now digesting their dinner into poo
>>153519935now why would i do that
stfu poof no-one cares about women shittinggo to /gif/
>>153519754What a cunt you are. They're born cockroach hunters and will keep your house free of them and other pests while staying out of your way and keeping to themselves most of the time.
>ctrl+f bennett>zero resultsbest caller at 7 gets the arse and you guys don't give a shit, why do I even bother with this place?
>>153519935just leave me food on the doorstep, Rajesh.
>>153519980His voice is b list
>caring about footy
>>153520044the humble thisgame's gone
I bought this huge telescope and its just shit really, not worth it at all.
>>153519980I don't really care because I watch Fox's commentary. Pretty dirty to give him the sack two weeks before the season starts though and I cannot believe Hamish McLachlan is kept instead of him but Romping Wins has become part of the boys' club.>replaced with Jack HeverinI have no idea who this baldcel is or if he's even any good.
>>153520098interesting, what did you get? Ive been considering getting one.
>>153520098point at the sky instead of your neighbours windows
>>153520192its a 10 inch skywatcher dob, I would enjoy it more if it was goto motorised and I could hook up a laptop but that's thousands more dollars
>>153519980i dont watch 7 ever so i cant even imagine his voicei am against hiring more retarded ex players who cant commentate to do that though
>>153519754>>153519784(USER SHOULD BE BANNED FOR THIS POST)
i wouldn't kill it but idk how i'd capture and release a huntsmani don't mind spiders but those cunts are massive enough to spook me
Not many big spiders where I live
holy fuck i hate sam mcclure
Troy McClure?
i read that in his voice
I don't even think about Sam McClure.
>>153520872what about rock spiders
stop.hate
ban illegal things and outlaw crime
>>153521441Go to /fs/
NO MORE ISLAMOPHOBIA
iggs
>>153523652
crispola
>we have a goal from the ball-up, a different goal from the ball-up, and a goal from a throw-in
>>153520151>replaced with Jack Heverin>I have no idea who this baldcel is or if he's even any good.I know he's at Triple M which is now part of the merged Seven West-Southern Cross company.SYNERGY!
AFL commentator James Brayshaw's daughter in law is in the news again
you guys are the only mates i ever had
>>153536312
>>153536272
>>153536979wish you poofs would stop posting this ugly mystery meat whore
>>153536272She looks grim
>>153537456she's more attractive than bonnie blue but both look completely dead inside, like there isn't anything behind their eyes. to be honest they probably are, not just because they're rooting so many blokes but because they've probably had a history of sexual abuse from family members to be leading such a degenerate lifestyle.
>gib us moonah
>>153537514grim beyond beliefi love my football club but if they sent me shit like this i would stop supporting them
>>153537514Its realhttps://www.collingwoodfc.com.au/bequests
>>153537514
>>153537555i went to see if any other clubs had shit like that on their site, and i discovered essendon has a link to a "grand final package" kek
>>153537660
>spend your whole life working >die>your hard earned money goes to players and officials who have no idea you existed
>>153537514Are they really trying to steal dead people's money? Absolute grubs. Wouldn't expect anything less from a club that has a daicos playing for them
>>153537514Gotta fund memberships somehow after they all kill themselves in the coming seasons
thread dead af even though there's a praccy on?
>>153539062Dead sport
Good on everyone who still likes sport, power to you. Surprised it’s still got the numbers, can’t remember the last time I watched “normal” TV.
>>153537514grim as it is i think most clubs do thiscan't imagine giving money in your will to a footy club instead of your family (unless you hate them i guess)>>153533110goty and moty finalists have mostly been dogshit the last few yearssomehow the actually good ones aren't making it to the final 3
>>153539062
>>153539116Corr what a stunner
>richo>josh>mick>dollfuckerthis place is riddled with nonces who should all kill themselves
power
>>153539147
>46 per month>up to 4K>2 screenshow high are they to think this is a good price for the product on offer? yo lo lol get fucked
The older I get, the more English I feel
I think there should be an option to bequest support to Kayo in death, by bequesting my monthly subscription to them (in perpetuity of course} when I die.
>>153539300it's honestly disgustingi leech off my family so i don't pay that but i definitely wouldn't be doing it if i had to pay it myself just on principle
>>153539310based tim
>>153539300im unironically cancelling my subscription and signing up as a digital member of gold coast or gws or something for cheaper kayo
>>153539300IPTV chads stay winning
>>153539368how much do you save that way?
>nnnoooo you cant just charge money for goods and services in a capitalist economic system nooooo
>nnnoooo you can't just inform people that a product or service isn't worth the price being asked in a capitalist economic system nooooo
>Please unblock spur.us and mcl.io to proceedWhat the fuck are these cunts up to?
>>153539399I think ill save about $100 a year currently.
>>153539300It's seriously insulting. I just get the basic but even that is $30 a month which is basically double what Americans pay for a basic ESPN subscription. Why are we getting so rorted? What have they included or done to the service to justify such high prices? If it was $20 a month for basic and $30 for premium you could basically expect 90% of footy supporters to have a subscription. Instead it probably sits at around 40-50%.
>>153539576>Why are we getting so rorted? What have they included or done to the service to justify such high prices?There is profit to be had with little competition. They know most with an existing subscription wont cancel. They have probably weighed up the pros and cons and figure a price increase will more than offset any subscriber loss.
the main benefit kayo has for me is the replays and being able to skip back/forward on live gamesif i didn't care about that i'd just watch games on pirated sites
>>153539368digital membership doesn't differ by price for clubs. It's $280 for basic and $350 for premium, regardless of the club. Means you'll save $6.66 a month vs the a basic kayo monthly subscription and $16.82 a month vs a premium monthly subscription.Just keep in mind that's 12 months and if you only want it for the footy season you'll end up paying less overall by just paying monthly during the footy season and cancelling it with basic. If you want premium the club membership will still end up cheaper regardless.
all the actually funny posters except for one have leftthe poster people are referring to when they say micksperg hasn't posted here for monthsjust a bunch of hapless brainrotted losers left over
I’m sorry baby, you were the sun and moon to me. I’ll never get over you, you‘ll never get over me.
>>153539730not true, ive been here since since the beginning
2 weeks till footy is BACK
>>153539730mickhead has definitely been back in here intermittedly, he's probably in one of the olympics threads talking about underaged girls like the worthless tranny nonce he is.
picked my supercoach team weeks agocheck again and injuries everywhere
>>153539806finn mcrae probably wont get a game i'd go with shoenberg insteadrobertson is fighting for a spot as well shoenberg is the front runner
>>153539806>Newman*inhale* JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST
>>153539310this is a repost
>>153537514>>153539099Surely you'd love to be in the Bombers Forever crew wouldn't you? Or perhaps join the Infinity Club at the pearly gates?
>>153539828Tbh i went with him to get a mid/fwd in there in case I need to move someone into the midfield at some point.
I don't know what to do with my rucks in SC. First year I've ever felt completely clueless with how to approach it.
>>153537514List of teams that do this>Adelaide: Crows Forever; Brisbane: Brisbane Lions Foundation; Carlton: Blues Forever; Collingwood: Side-by-Side Forever; Essendon: Bombers Forever; Fremantle: Fremantle Foundation; Geelong: Geelong Cats Forever; Gold Coast: Gold Coast Suns Foundation; GWS: Giants Foundation; Hawthorn: Always Hawthorn Bequest Club; Melbourne: Ron Barassi Bequest Society; North Melbourne: The Allen Aylett Bequest Society; Port Adelaide: Port Adelaide Forever Bequest Society; Richmond: Neville Crowe’s Legacy; St Kilda: Saints Bequest Society; Sydney Swans: Infinity Club; West Coast: Geoff Christian Society; Western Bulldogs: Western Bulldogs Community Foundation
>>153537514What level of boomer do you have to be to give a chunk of your children's inheritance to a footy club?
>>153539992xerri jackson imogrundy is old and relied on wrestling, gawn is coming off a broken finger/hamstring and typically shits the bed early at some point, english/cameron are good but won't be elite, de koning/marshall fuck each other over, and starting with someone like reidy at r2 would be super risky
i want to place my penis inside eileen gu's vagina
>>153540181I've had that combo at times, and set and forget is usually the best path, but you don't worry about paying around $690k for a guy whose scoring might be heavily impacted by the rule changes?And Jackson has like a 30 point score differential depending on whether Darcy plays or not. Yeah, Darcy always gets injured at some point but Cox is there now to cover him when he is.I just feel like there's uncertainty around all the top-priced rucks with the rule changes and the 5 man bench and there's a chance the average across the board drops by 10-20 points or more. If that happens you might be better off spending that cash elsewhere then upgrading your under-priced rucks to better ones as soon as possible.
>>153540225This is why I'm doing Jackson/Briggs temporarily. I'd think Cox will play a similar role as the forward ruck, and doubt Darcy and Cox can coexist. If Briggs is living up to the hype then it's solid, but English is probably the ideal ruck. Planning on getting him after the byes after beta testing this layout
>>153540225jackson will be spending a lot of time inside mid, and his athleticism and contested marking make him a nightmare matchup. 4th highest ruck average last year and will probably end up with dpp.xerri does rely on contested gruntwork but I think he is good enough that he won't regress massively. you are right, it is a risk at that price which can be mitigated elsewhere, but at the same time if you see enough in the practice matches or round 0/round 1, can easily downgrade given his high price
>>153540115my missos dad is pretty well off and he has already told her and her sister to not expect a cent because he plans to spend it all and enjoy himself while hes alive because he worked hard for his money. I think my dad has a similar attitude while my mum is much more generous. Thankfully shes around or my dad will also just spend all his money too.
>>153540214>left girl taller than himKEKthat said lots of zoomer girls are super tall these days, i'm 186cm but see plenty around my height or taller even
https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/retail/inside-big-white-bunnings-stores-many-dont-know-exist/news-story/a5535336a3b7d7775bae4b30cb54de07
>>153540214i would have sex with them given the opportunity
>>153540237Briggs is underpriced because of the injuries but I would've thought guys like him that don't really jump and can't cover the ground as well might be most significantly impacted by the rule changes.
>>153540277
you should slit your throat given the opportunity nonce fuck
>>153540242I guess that's the benefit of starting the high priced guys, you can downgrade to literally anyone else coming into round 2/3 if you need to and if their scoring isn't impacted then you're never going to be able to trade up to them.
my parents are leaving me fuck all but that's because they're poor as fuck. much poorer than me.
Georja Davies just posted a kino foot pic to instagram story
>>153540320My mother will leave me and my sister what she has in her super, which would be a boon to me but not life changing. My father has wealth but I fear he will leave all or at least most of it to my sister.
>>153540308bit harsh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnd0aLaZgakQuite an interesting insight into the private life of AFL player Isaac Quaynor.
next praccy is on in 20
>>153540371Isn't it at 7:45?
>>153540376oh yeah no daylight savings my b
>>153540411
i have no talents, no abilities, no skills, no hope
>>153540422where to get gf exactly like this
>>153540436hi bailey smith, at least you have "rizz"
>>153540436nice
What is Neymar's fav food?A: Ramen
>>153540411sup fellow banechad
>>153540438dubai
Theres always plenty of lovely Asian women at the Summer and Winter Olympics
>>153540449Is this a joke or a fact? I don't even know who Neymar is.
>>153540455meant benchod iykwim sarsar
>>153540467Neymar backwards is Ramen without the y!heheh
>>153537514>be young kid>only chance to ever own something in this country is inheritance from when dad dies>sorry champ your dad was a massive piesperg and all his money went to the club
>>153540470slit your throat nonce faggot mickhead
>>153540522I wonder what the club's response would be if you sent them a letter detailing your financial struggles and how much it would help you if they could share some of the money that father neglected to give you to improve your life?
>>153540522>only chance to ever own something in this country is inheritance from when dad dieshow's that?
>>153540532No go. The club will simply honour the will unless there was something in the will that said that they may give you some of that will money.Been through will fuckery several times. Parties involved follow it to an autistic legal -T.
>>153540536I'm well aware they wouldn't share a dime, I'm just curious as to what their exact response would be and how they would word it so it doesn't make them look awful when posted on social media.
Might fuel up the car before the weekend iykwim
>>153540545It would probably be "we strive to honour your father's legacy and his wishes as expressed in his will" or something like that.
>We're sowwielol That didn't take long.
fuck unionsfuck tradies
adelaide will start the season 0-4 2bh
Reminder Noah Anderson will be the best starting midfielder, closely followed by Butters. Watch and learn.
GET ON OUR LEVEL!!!
>>153540567Good. Hopefully people stop overrating >us.
Which club are you most looking forward to seeing fail in 2026? For me, it's the St Kilda Football Club.
>>153540585I look forward to the continuing story of Luke Beveridge vs Kane Cornes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJQfGNPCHhw
I want the Sainters to do well
>>153540597You just know that Kane rated so many Dogs players high in his top 50 so every time they have a bad game he could say "X is one of the best players in the game and yet that's what they're dishing up every week. Not good enough."
>>153540606t. Ross
>>153540567>collingwood>fremantle awaymore like 2-2>>153540585i agreethese cunts need to shut the fuck up. genuine waste of a club, 150 years and one flag to show for it, despite having fucking tony lockett, gehrig, hundreds of great players. ross lyon is a fucking useless tool.
>>153540600i liek how dis make fun o' tradies
>>153540568noah anderson is midwit iq shit
>>153540607He's copied the David King method talking up Fremantle so he could take a dump on them when they inevitably fail.
Bizarre hearing Kane use terms like mog and chad>>>/wsg/6095698
noah anderson puts the "mid" in midfield
>>153540561 >the year is 2032 >the CFMEU has consolidated federel government into a one party system >you wake up and chant your daily "UNION POWER! UNION POWER! UNION POWER" into the two way speaker in your apartment >a staticy voice buzzes back "citizenship confirmed, proceed with your day" >you start to walk away and trip on the uneven union built hardwood flooring >you proceed to have a shower, the shower head bursts off and floods your union built bathroom
took a lunch box to work today for the first time and I got heckled non stop from the other guys on the site.
>>153540585toss cryin
>>153540698This is the type of post that rc would have absolutely schooled you for
>>153540558God forbid someone try something new
>>153540698every action done by tradies is out of their own insecurity
good way of telling someones biological age is by observing how they get out of a forklift
>>153540709>we were just trying a new way to grift your poverty-stricken ass out of any inheritance, why so mad?
>>153540709meant for >>153540698
>>153540698What was in the lunch?
uh oh melty
>>153540709i say this to the boys everyday
What's your go-to beef mince meal?
>>153540734not falling for it glowie
>>153540734Burgers
>>153540725ham cheese tamato sandwich, a banana and some celery sticks/grapes.
>>153540744Burgers?
>>153540759kek based ;)
>>153540734spag bol
>>153540752Sounds like you just got pinched by the crab bucket, mate. Bring your lunchbox again tomorrow and no one will give a fuck. If you don't bring it someone will say, "forget ya lunchbox, mate?"
>eating meat
>>153540788time to retire this one champ
Oof rattled a few cages I see
Saw someone from work at the supermarket tonight and I had some really embarrassing things in my basket…
>last worknight before holidaysshant be going to bed at a reasonable hour
>>153540698time to spergout about tradies on here for another decade then i guess
saw my disgusting fat workmate who smells like cholesterol and death at the supermarket with a basket of meat
/afl/ is a general of peace
>>153540837pieces of shit
On the outside I'm a big strong man but on the inside I'm a scared little girl
>>153540837yeh peaces of SHIT!!
gayming is trooncoded
i'm dead set finna fuckin belt a cunt
im scared of girls
I like the last disposal rule desu.
i'm saving the planet. yes, i'm a vegan.
You don't save the planet by being a faggot fyi.
>>153540905Based death cultist
I am SO SMART
i could easily go vegetarian but not vegan
>>153540788>posting redditjaks
Played nba2k the other day and its actually really fun
fuck you cunt
Saints seem to be trying to emulate the Lions' gameplan but don't have the cattle to do it and keep kicking it out on the full.
i've read more books than all you pricks combined
>>153540973I doubt you've read as many as me alone but good for you if so.
>>153540973based where's wally enthusiast
i've read very few books, i've probably read about 6 books
>>153540998did you not go to school?
I don't like the know centre bounce rule.
read all you fuckwits like a book
Why do the camera men have so much trouble following the ball in the pre-season? Their skills are as rusty as the players'.
theatrecunt think's he's some sort of arty because he reads old plays from the greeks
>>153541002i didnt read any books in school
you could say theatrecunt is very performative when he's not taking snaps of scared girls pretending they don't know what he's up to
>>153541009
my arse is not in a good way
Realistically how many games do you think Mihocek will play for my dees this year free from injury?
>>153541056Stop letting men shove their dicks up it.
>>153541063a real penis has never entered my posterior rectal orifice
>>1535410625 - 16.
neighbours upstairs are building a new house or some shit keep hearing construction sounds in the afternoon
I've read more non-fiction books than anyone here and by non-fiction I don't mean 10 ways to improve your life grindset shit that's fiction.
collingwood really got rid of their only two forwards loldont even mention mcstay
Mcstay has to be a 50 goal player this season and play the majority of the season for them to make wildcard.
>>153541089Oh yea? So what DO you mean then, champ?
>>153541138and he doesn't even average a goal a game kek
>>153541083Played 22 last year apparently so I’m hopeful, felt like less tho
>>153541132mihocek and who?
>>153541140What I wrote tough guy.
demons and collingwood really be fightning for 14th kek
>>153541138Big ask when the most he's ever kicked in a season is 28 and he was the third banana behind Daniher and Hipwood.
>>153541163Bobby hill went walkabout
>>153541163Cox lol
There's like 12th utterly worthless teams so Collingwood will finish at least 6th so long as daicos plays every game.
You see back in the day people would work their whole lives, survive wars, build a family watch their kids grow up and have kids of their own then retire and write a book condensing down their entire life experience into one small volume of all the most important details they could remember so the next generations could be armed with this knowledge advancing on their nation or even the human race.The people writing books today have a completely different mindset.
welcommmmmeee toooo majOR LEEEAAAAGGGEEEEE FOOTBOLL!!!!!!!
De goey is collingwoods best and most important player.
>>153541204I’m going to write a book on this general & it’ll sell millions. Not giving any of you fuckers a cent
Kayo stream is utter dogshit. And they expect people to pay $46 a month? Thieves.
>i read more books than anyone else here
>We apologise for the poor picture quality caused by issues with the incoming feedHow about you fix the fucking issues instead of apologising, faggots/
>>153541218Quit bullying the intern you made him type a nation-wide apology
my biography:There and Blacked Again: My Wife and I's Journey
>watching a pre-season gold coast vs saints matchyou losers are just sad lol
>>153541247You forgot to put Sam Mitchell in the name field.
>there and blacked again
>>153541256Shitposting in an anonymous footy board while watching a pre-season gold coast vs saints match > Shitposting in an anonymous footy board while watching BLACKED
>Watching footy?
going for a swim you lads want anything?
>watching footy>watching anything>liking things>doing things>being somebody
>>153541304Yes mate make sure you stream better than this
Bout to head down to the bus stop and do me groceries. Should be back in about 90 minutes. You fellas need anything? Nothing too heavy.
>>153541309That's why you pay the big bucks mate.
random nick daicos
*waits at bus stop*
>>153541322The only one that had his own scarf was montagna the others were just given one.
>>153541322How tall is Sarah?
>>153541309watch out mate you'll have the KIDF after you
>>153541322Only of these who belongs in a commentary box is dunstall
>>153541339Those jeets have probably been subcontracted to shill for war against Iran
odd thinking about how this bloke was the coach of MY poort adelaide powah and now i'll be hearing him on fox footy
>>153541343Montagna belongs in the box.
>>153541322As an igg surprised they've kept simmo He's got the personality of a wooden door knob but so does bux.
>>153541339>KIDF
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What colour do glowies turn when they can't glow anymore?
Remember to get fuel before Sunday lads.
>>153541500why what finna fuckin happen?
>>153541510iran meeting it's msker
>>153541510Sunday early morning australian time is Saturday night time in America.
>Sunday early morning australian time is Saturday night time in America.
Bunch of dullards you lot are.
>>153541223i'd read this if the genders were reversed
>>153541456simmo isn't a great presenter but his knowledge is really good and light years ahead of mongs like garry lyon
>>153541598Gary's grown on me over the years I've just come to accept some people are sleazebags but they are fairly harmless.
I am a hideous human being. Without a conscience. Uncaring. Couldn't give a damn about anybody.
All the real characters from this general are gone RC has forsaken us. All the other trip fags are dead. Dollnonce got scared off. It's really the end isn't it.
garry lyon is useless at his job, is a fat ugly wog, and cheats like he plays for the lions. fuck him and fuck anyone who likes the prick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2NxpPiTRDY
Spud salad for dinner
i do not understand zoomers at all
>3.10
The Suns can't practice when the sun has set, this is discrimination at its finest
was trying to tune in but kayo kept shitting the bedglad i started paying 30 bucks a month for this shit
>>153541707meant for >>153541688
>NWM crampGET HIM OFF QUICK
>>153540744foy
>>153541707kino
>>153541707i struggle watching old films because i get distracted by how beautiful the women are
>>153541500Too broke but I've got 3/4 of a tank and I don't drive anywhere.
>>153541696the suns seem always 'off' when playing at night, must be some sort of nominative determinism thing going on or something
>>153541743whatever do you mean?
I'm not localI'm global, I'm Mr. WorldwideIn the club I'm yelling"Dale" like Mr. Worldwide
>>153541764based Louis XIV
>Jack Silvagni couldn't last more than a quarter in a pre-season match simNo refunds, that'll be $900k per year plus tip.
if only silfagnis brother wasn't a rapist
>>153541808kek kilda got raped lmao
Saints get a break. Only concussion for Silvagni. For now.
>(former) Prince Andrew arrestedHAPPENING
Shaping up to be a very exciting season.
>>153541847Do the royals just have no power? How you gonna be a literal king and let someone arrest your brother
>>153541864The King said that he'd co-operate and assist unconditionally with the police.
>>153541847>It's realDamn. >Arrested for his links to Epstein on suspicion of criminal activityNot protecting that tard but what's the actual charge?
>>153541881>what's the actual charge?Having a meal - a succulent Chinese meal.
The saints are legit marching in this year
prince andrew bouta finna become princess andrew lmao
>>153541903Already locked in Saints and Blues memberships so I can ensure I get a seat at the grand final this year.
>New Mexico probes allegation of bodies buried near Epstein ranch wew
>>153541915>>New Mexico probes allegation of bodies buried near Epstein ranchDOUBLE HAPPENING
The evil ones have decided who will be the scapegoat for this scandal. Keeps the rest in line.
The masculine urge to become a long haul truck driver
when will carlton release the pre season streak dvd
>>153541931been contemplating playing euro truck simulator 2 again actually
>>153541931Seems like peace but from those outback trucker's shows seems super stressful and you're always on some kind of deadline.
>>153541938Was thinking about playing a flight simulator the other day.
a mate of my brother's drives a big hauler and fills up petrol stations. says it's a comfy good job but the hours are too shit for me to appreciate
>gold cunts lost to saint kilda by 12 goals uh kek? the might nepo babies are nothing without their gifted 1 & 2 picks i guess
The preseason doesn't mean anything (until it does)
>>153541956You gotta do like four or five years of just driving normal road trains to get that job I think? Pays well because you're hauling dangerous goods but yeah.
im consumed by hate
>>153542031crisp caroline wilson
the zoomers at work are all completely useless retards without exception
>>153542197We must import this into the first world.
>>153542197look how much GDP he creates
near every australian woman under 30 talks like a fucking yank and i'm sick of it
>listening to women
Filled up the tank the rest of you are going to be sorry you didn't do it before Sunday.
careful you'll rile up buscunt
He's gone for the night because he's doing his weekly shop which is a 4-5 hour affair. Smart of him though because supermarket prices will increase drastically over the coming weeks to reflect the oil price increase. I wonder if buscunt's bus pass will increase? Maybe he's having the last laugh but doesn't even know it.
qrd on what's coming down the pipe big lad
>>153540666Im with BT and i dont know what this is about or who these people are
apparently "mountbatten-windsor" is actually battenberg-saxe-coburg-gotha
coburg mentioned
The tunehttps://youtu.be/xKXu_eL3IhE?si=RAPWxF8pKsJ2me5k
>>153542485did you really not know that?
>>153542614i knew it was german but didn't realise it was full on kraut
It's funny prince andrew gets arrested on the week leading up to expensive fuel prices.
>>153542653it's quite sleazy under albanese
Blame Iran. It used to be based and super westernised.
grok is kinda based, too bad the imagine function has been gimp'd
>>153542791It didn't change on its own.
>>153542895It's much better at dealing with logic and reasoning than other LLMs though it's still a long way from perfect and also not great at generating images.
>war with irandoubt
>>153542973America presently has the largest military presence they've had in the area since the Iraq War. Feels like a matter of when, not if.
israel's really hawkish as of late, huh?too bad the eu don't want nothing to do with them any more
>>153542990i'll believe it when it happens
>>153543038Their remaining allies are the USA and India and everyone under 50 in the former hates their guts.
the double body armourtwo quick ones
nothing is going to happen
>>153543073it happened last year for 12 days.
>>153543586i remember ww3 well
>>153541322don't know who the giants bloke is
pies always do well when they count us out
>>153540470underrated post
>>153541881>be's the only one facing criminal charges as a result of the "epstein files"how has this happened?
>>153541881>>153545602Something about misuse of a public office; the allegation is that he shared confidential material related to his position with Epstein. Nothing directly to do with allegations of noncery or much at all pertaining to that.
