Why do figure skaters have such pleb taste in music?
Because they are all faggot bottoms
>>153511264Basically stuck in a world that needs to be close enough to orchestral/traditional pop because between judges tastes and the required pacing and rhythm you're stuck in that universe. You really think a girl who dresses like Alysa Liu doesn't listen to ska?
>>153511478Then play some real classical music? Not certified reddit gold much vidya OST
>>153511541Compare the energy of a school band playing some pop culture reference vs the traditional shit they normally get forced to do
>>153511541Most 17-25 year olds aren't exactly musical patricians. This guy gave himself his nickname, he's pure gamer.
>>153511264What would be your choice if it's not classical music?I might see something like , Aurora - Everything Matters, Weyes Blood - Andromeda or an abbreviated version of Sigur Ros - Staralfur working
>>153513502Classical music. https://youtu.be/U03zmvDtHds
>>153513502>Staralfurtoo slow
>>153513502Different classical musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCypb--lv1M
Not everybody can be like Hanyuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKzt3qRKEuU
>>153513549embed not related?
>>153513901>Wagner isn't classical music:|
>>153513916it's from the romantic period u nincompoop. beethoven and mozart are classic composers
>>153513649Meanwhile the Americans were inventing Rock and Roll. Just saying commies can't come up with things like Elvis Presley, Chuck Berry, Jerry Lee Lewis, you know they'd never have Murray the K on Soviet Stations.
>>153513980classical != Classical
>>153513982Chuck Berry is literal baby music compared to Shostakovich.
>>153514055Yeah, cause a baby can enjoy it, you don't need an MA in Music theory and 20 years of classical education to appreciate Back in the USA. Anyone can like a good rock song, a good American pop song, R&B and all that. It's just pure democracy as music. Soviet music of the Stalin era defined Stalinism, this attempt at 19th century radical German ideals in 20th Century Russia. Was it done incredibly, sure, did people probably die, most definitely, did it lack that individual spirit and gumption that American music had at the time.That's where the problem is. Love my Shostokavich, sure. But American music is democracy, Soviet music is an orchestra, perfected, much like Stalinism.
>>153514055If you shit on everything except classical, you're not a patrician, you're just up your own ass
>>153514269Shostakovich constantly defied the Stalinist regime and was even censured once you know nothing
>>153514463I mean so was everyone else, but that's besides the point, that was Stalinism Soviet idealism was always a play on German ideas and a sort of dream of everything working together and American idealism is built on that individualist spirit embodied by rock and roll.
>>153511264Is there a list of classical music composers and pieces that I can listen to? Trying to culture myself since I have a tough time identifying famous/well-known pieces by name
>>153514579You gotta listen to Chamber music first, try to imagine what Eunuchs sounded like. From there you can move on to string quartets, Lute music and after that you can start easing your way to the pre-Baroque stuff
>>153514579unironically ask chatgptI know LSO made some cringe album 50 most famous classical pieces or something like that, so maybe also thatand there is a guy on substack which is all about building a classical music collection and one article is about 250 greatest pieces and I checked it and it's not really good for absolute beginnnershttps://classicalguy.substack.com/archivebut otherwise it's a great blog when you are looking for the best recording of something specific
Should have chosen something better like music from Genshin Impact.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ9DaB7xRZshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrP3lO3aGDg&list=RDVrP3lO3aGDghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFSunKPD-Zc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LncYru02lwshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR-Ni17b6dEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6PegEEwWGYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jryEYs-Te00
>>153511264it's a fun song to skate to basically. its the song i figure skate to myself.
>>153513982Commies can't do music. They can do numbers and loud robot gestures. They're a bunch of violent Philistines. https://youtu.be/TA0ZVxHRxCM?si=pUcr3giv0LBnmpSO
>>153514912and here i thought it was only third worlders who played gachashit
>>153511264Hes in that young philosophical stage. I thought it was good . Innovative. Alysia was also unique although her skate didn't match the tone of the melancholy wasian singer.
>>153511264https://youtu.be/-h0_wqfV-i8?si=cQ0swNj0yYRKIaZp
>>153515259Perestroika did them goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g89kPGNIc0
>>153511264>prince of persiabased
>>153513502anything other than classical is wronghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzsNgNoVdOI
>>153515281She shoulda used Mitzki or Japanese Breakfast. Laufey is just Zoomer Bjork, Lady Gaga is mainstream millennial and Someone Left A Cake Out in the Rain is a joke song.
>>153514975She would have won
>>153511264Michael Jackson is universally appealing. So is Sinatra. Scott Hamilton was the perfect performer. He made it so fun. https://youtu.be/kgLGiBoPXPU?si=hMv17NyLE0wYVD0t
can you skate just to metronome? what if you pull off 12 quads to metronome
>>153513502https://youtu.be/Ci4YjeMTat0?si=R0vo3NBdlSF13c2U
>>153515496The decline to quadspamming and backflips ruined a real art
>>153515822Agreedhttps://youtu.be/xsGyPUXHrNA?si=JTFSBfzmOME3UIod
>>153515266You think people who make 200 dollars a month are showering those chinks in money?
>>153515822>>153515853Anons, what's the best attractive woman figure skating performance of all time? You guys seem like you might know and I want to see the best performances for women in the past.
>>153511264>they went after gamerswhen will it end
>>153511264I can't believe that only Russians have good taste in Musichttps://youtu.be/JHQvibLdY8Q?si=mhea19N3D4TSSz-Y&t=39
>>153511264If Johnny Weir wasn't a fag his music performances were perfect. https://youtu.be/F7QNacLDMkM?si=4CBEol97DcWEUSxJ
>>153516055what would he be doing if figure skating didn't exist
>>153516055We need a cokehead type johnny that can skate to 138 trance
>>153516070selling sparkly luggage?
>>153515496kino
>>153513502How about some Nanahira or MOSAIC.WAV
Ami Nakai#1 in Short Program
>>153515822that's what happens when you turn an artform into a competitive sport, just like the Chopin Competition isn't considered the epitome of piano playing (by anyone with a brain) the olympics shouldn't be considered the epitome of figure skating
>>153511264Judges are conservative fogey women who basically lock figure skating into a tight box of shit they like. Gumennik was supposed to skate his routine to Rammstein for example but they stopped it.>>153513502Tonnes of stuff could work, progressive rock is a obvious one, atmospheric breaks, drum and bass etc. I do wizard skating and skate to different types of music all the time.
>>153511264BASED
>>153511264has anyone ever skated to metal music? that would be based
>>153518800>was supposed to skate his routine to Rammstein for example but they stopped itwtf why?
No one likes your dogshit muzak, americunt. Seethe shart.
>>153511264Hanyu won the gold medal using japanese B-class movie music (Onmyoji). America has a lot of kino movies, so they should use movie music too.
>>153513502Dream Theaterhttps://youtu.be/SGRgAULYgWE?si=0U7AKTi_RhfA8A9O
>>153511478>skait's not 1979, unc
>>153519438Because figure skating is ruled by dried out pussies.
>>153511264Licensing is cheap and free-use remixes are plentiful
>>153521376Most of these people have sex
>>153513502Swiss musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s8_I5h2yv8>>153515337Kino album
Were Gustav Holts' The Planets ever used? They seem so nice.Also this one:https://youtu.be/kRUIKtpxTlU?si=cTEBB9u9xMvHFrToDancing on Russian composers is like cheating because they're too good.
>>153527613>Were Gustav Holts' The Planets ever used?Highly probable considering how popular this suite is
>>153521217>tfw no comfy japanese winter themed song for skatinghttps://youtu.be/dEWiaN19e44?si=xH7Hli_023r6agkW
>>153520546Not familiar with Laufey so can't really compare, but Bjork had plenty of jazzy Brazilian influences back when she was a popstar.
>>153511478>skalol
>>153527613I agree, they have a sensationalism that is hardly rivalled by others.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HtVgWzXGvj4
>>153511478>You really think a girl who dresses like Alysa Liu doesn't listen to ska?Based on her socials, she is your average new age "rap" and dogshit pop listening NPC.
>>153534383Scythian Suit is like a thriller OST, props to Shostakovich for his elegant contributions as well, had one the most iconic Italian movie scenes done to his music.
