You are not allowed to be critical of Josh Allen editionlast thread:>>153486817
>>153514669coach primate
>>153514671And there it is.
>I AM NOT CRAZY
rate mrs maye's sweet potato cookies
where he belongs
trevor doesn't look so good
What position do they draft? Where is their weakness?
Erm... advanced stats assured me that Maye had the best deep ball in the League
this is nuts
what a slut
kek
allen chokes harder each year. just cant with that dude anymore
>>153514808he does have the best deep ball when his line actually does their job
insane!
>>153514867No he does not. That was a 50 yard pass that the worst quarterback in the NFL is expected to make
maybe on planet retard
Ball knower here, if I was coaching drakemaye, I'd have told him not to throw it directly to the defense, but to his wide receivers instead. I'm a little surprised Vrabel didn't emphasize that during camp.
Went to the post office and saw a car parked like a retard in the handicap spot. It had multiple Chiefs stickers on the bumper
>WR Robert Woods, who played for Buffalo, Los Angeles, Tennessee and Houston, will retire as a Ram.Thank you for your time Bobby Trees
>>153515036Copey? Wtf
>>153515041As a fellow ball expert, if I was coaching I would simply have my team score more points than the opposing team.
>>153514822is this skirt age/work appropriate?
Welcome to?
Josh Allen is praised as the best quarterback yet each playoff game he loses because he turns the ball over 2-4 times every year. People are brutal to black quarterbacks but if you so much as touch Josh Allen, you are accused of hating white people.
>>153515098an early retirement
>>153515098San Francisco
>>153515127sounds like you hate white people to me
How come the NFL before the 2020s was more kino? All the uniforms and logos looked better the further back in time you go. All the new uniforms look gay compared to the old throw backs. Even the footage on TV looked better than this high definition digital crap.
>>153515175nostalgia
>>153515085they know gooners watch for she
>>153515180I think you are just coping for everything new sucking
>>153515137>an early retirementAka Titans
>>153515175boomers are fixated on pretending everything use to be better
>>153515195No, you're just getting old
>>153515180
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>>153515209But I'm old enough to recognize everything before my time was better, unlike gen z.
Next SB: Denver vs Chicago
>>153515147Who doesn't?
People believe that NFL defenses are better but that's simply false. Offenses are worse. I'm a Texans fan and I think the defense is overrated. The Texans defense was better in the JJ Watt, as were all defenses in the league. The problem is the bar is so low that people think these modern defenses are elite.
Gather 'round, autistic fagsFor a story of riches turned to ragsOur hero Drake was getting carriedBut in the Owl, his career was buried.For in that game he soon found outHe was a fraud, and began to pout.As his bussy tore like moist towelettesHe cried "That worked against the Jets!"But the Jets weren't there, nor were the Phins.And though he totaled 14 wins,It's clear as day for all to seeThat Drake Maye was a schedule babby.The game was shit, an absolute slurperAnd Maye played worse than Bustin HerbertYet when the 4th quarter came around,Drake found himself just 2 scores down.His time had come to prove us wrongAnd Drake was finally going long.He took the snap, he threw it high,It got picked off, and then Drake cried.He weeped and sobbed and cried all nightWhile Seahawks reveled in delightHis salty tears pooled 'round his feetWhile Darnold paraded down the street.His shameful tantrum carried onAll through the night and unto dawnIn truth, what bothered Drake the mostWas the fact that he was seeing ghosts.
>>153515189>for shenofor she
>>153515250when you play against monkeys playing QB I imagine every thing is much easier on the defense, see Phillip Rivers vs the Hawks this year
>>153515258What a broken buck
I don't know ball but I know Mahomes is fraudulent
>>153515267Based
HE GOTS
>>153515295They better not re-sign Kelshit
>>153515085das rite
drake maye has the same issue sam darnold still has which is having pocket awareness of zero
Josh Allen doesn't care about black people
>>153515327gotta watch the receiver long enough to see if they get open
>>153515327The modern QB is a retard, I fear
Nobody in the league makes anticipatory throws like Trevor Lawrence does.
The CBA only allows players to wear pads 14 times in practice per season. Let that sink in. Kids in middle school used to do that in a few kids.
>>153515366anticipate these nuts on your chin
>>153515366kids in middle school used to do that in a few weeks*
Rodgers NEEDS to go to the Vikings
>>153515423Rodgers is arguably one of the top 5 quarterbacks in the history of the NFL. But he's just too old. He's the last gun slinger and arms like that don't carry on forever.
>>153515423No thanks.
Today is a great day to lick some ballsacks
>>153515423They will do something dumber like trade draft picks for Mac Jones.
>>153515556Yeah maybe if ur a fricking girl.
>>153515327Sam had great pocket awareness anon.
>>1535154501 season at SF and he wins them a SB
who wants to fill my tank?
>>153515267i wish i could be kay adams so i could take on the whole team like she does
>>153514856Spiritually Jewish
>>153515288That means you know ball
>>153515357>Throws 4 INTs in the playoffs.
>>153515587Rodgers had one of the best offensive lines in Pittsburgh and he got destroyed in the wildcard. What is there to say he can win an owl on any team?
>>153515685id love to ruin this whore and then spit in her face afterwards, before going home to mina
>>153515658Youre right, but their receivers and rbs sucked ass, also a lot of pre snap penalties.
>>153515639How did that game end?
It's time to have sex with men
>>153515767and relationships with women
>>153515258art
unprotected sex with kay adams!
>worst 3 quarters of quarterback play in Super Bowl history>worst playoff performance of any quarterback to reach the super bowl>easiest schedule in the 2025 season >tied for the third easiest schedule since the NFL-AFL merger (of the 4 teams with a similarly easy schedule or easier schedule the Patriots are the only one not to win the Super Bowl) >losing record against winning teams in the 2025 season (1 loss and 1 win against the Bills, 1 loss to the Steelers)
Giants WR and Super Bowl winner Blackxico Burress
rate ricky pearsall's dance
>>153515566boys are spiritually girls
Rich Bussycia is gone as Packers ST coordinator
>>153515843So do you guys monitor player's social media and then save stuff to post for your /nfl/ friends?
>>153515826>losing record against winning teams in the 2025 season4 of the teams they played finished 8-9I'll let you do the math, retard
>>153515861yes
>>153512228Sam Darnold is a top 8 QB
>>153515861What else is there to do in the offseason
>>153515893How fucking sad for the NFL if that's even remotely true. God it's sad how far we fell in such a short time.
>>153515861Weird huh
>>153514822*blocks your path*
new joy taylor just dropped
>>153515819you couldve just said "AIDS!"
>>153515569no he doesn't, he still consistently underestimates the closing speed of defenders that break the pocket
>>153516004clean owl run tho
>>153515907>old thing good>new thing badwe've heard it a million times already old man
>off-season depressionwhat do
>>153516132Get yourself hyped up for next year and build up your expectations...is what I did last year when the team was good
>>153516132training camp in 6 days
>>153516154irrelevant shit flyover league
>>153516187>coming soon in 2028
>>153514867He had a clean pocket in the webs you're seething about, anon. If he just stepped into the pocket and threw, pressure would be a non issue. He had plenty of room and time to throw, but he threw a duck into triple coverage. He sucks ass against decent opponents, just face it.
Josh will be MVP next year.Bookmark this
Nah bro look at all that pressure he steps up into bro. Will Campbell forced him to throw that
>>153516311I'm okay with this
why are so many here still invested in tearing darnold down?
cuckbert lol
cowards
I just have this feeling of dread that Mike Evans is going to sign somewhere else and it makes me fucking sick
>>153516441Wonder where he'll go
>>153516441Luckily you'll only have to see him in a different jersey for a game or two before he goes.on IR
>>153516441We'll take good care of him
ITS THE YEAR OF THE HORSE YAY!!
>>153516483If he leaves he's going to a Super Bowl contender.Kansas City or Buffalo would be my guess.
>>153516491Aren't both of them in cap hell?
>>153516498The salary cap isn't real.
>>153516491KC doesn’t have the cap space for him
riq woolen is available. your shitty organization should overpay for him>On Tuesday, Woolen shared the classic gif of Will Smith from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air finale looking at an empty room. He also retweeted a fan account lamenting the end of the Woolen era, but he has since undone the retweet.
>>153516506Bills are "only" 10 mil over the cap but they need a WR so they'll definitely make a move for oneBut KC is turbo over the cap and also aren't a contender
>>153516453Tits or Raiders? Maybe even the Hawks?
>>153516528Steelers
>>153516574>Look at me! I’m the GM now!
I miss him already
you retards thought the dynasty was dead
kwab
>>153516732He's just like me fr fr
>>153516732I bet his goon cave is state of the art
Seattle Public Utilities@SeattleSPU>Fun Fact: In the 15 minutes after the Super Bowl halftime show, Seattle’s water demand jumped by 6,477 gallons per minute.>That could equal about 60,722 toilet flushes, meaning 7.8% of Seattle may have flushed during that time (and hopefully washed hands, too)!
>BREAKING:According to Ian Rapoport Sheduer Sanders is being traded to the jets for a second rounder and the browns get the jets second rounder this year and get a 3rd round pick and a 5th next year.
>>153516762So are the browns going all in on deshaun? At least they riped this bandaid off before it could get worse since retards think he's the next Brady.
Positivity rabbit bros...
>>153516762Ty simpson you are a brown!
>>153516798Now that it's over wtf was wrong with philies offense? It felt like they where crippled 3/4ths of the year and couldn't run at all to a shockingly bad degree.
I miss this crazy lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>153516577Steelers don’t have a franchise quarterback
hot
>>153516819
>>153516835before his brain got turned open he was an ascendant king, he really cracked the football code and it's fucking tragic
>>153516819Patullo did this
>>153516857Ok but like how did he fuck up the run game? Even the jets who ran it constantly where better than the eagles with their 5 second holding o line. Was it really all lane johnson holding it together
>>153516869Vontaze burfict should have been publicly castrated for heeming brown twice desu he created nightmare brown
Panthers will be back to back NFCS champs
>>153516837Nigga looks like discount rattler
>>153516881no one protected his smile, only juju could avenge ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GewaWrraFJ8
>>153516875Squirts and Shitquon just suck
>BREAKING: New York Jets are signing Ryback as QB1
What did you all think of the rivalries jerseys this season? Are you excited for the AFC South and NFC North sets that will be revealed this season?
>Caleb Williams (NFL QB - CHI), Posts a picture of Rumbleverse on his console, asks Epic Games to bring it back (Dude played like 20 hours of Rumbleverse!?)
>>153515098San Diego Fleet, baby
>>153516984They should do more throwbacks instead accept that ugly fucking orange bears one. No one gives a shit about rivalries enough to have another teams colors on yours like a cuckold bitch.
The Lions hired Drew Pietzig
>>153517011Wait he exists? I literally thought it was just some made up name
>>153517067Micah Parsons needs to keep his mouth shut and just play ball
remember austin collie?
>>153516732He's just like me
>>153516840They have Will Howard
>>153516984i really liked the pats jersey, they should make it their main onedidn't really care about any of the others
>>153516732does he also have a rape addiction?
>>153517111Actual lol
>>153516984>black uniforms for teams without black in their color schemecringe!
>>153517067>Packers going undefeatedNot with man love and the lions and bears twice a year. And the eagles, niners, rams, seahawks own them even when they're dogshit.
>>153515843Useless wigger who can't play 2 games in a row without tearing his bussy and will be out of the league in 3 years / 10
>>153514669I love josh but yes he does go full retard sometimes
>>153516441>TA&MUprobably the toxins
>>153517155>>TA&MUYour UFL champion and future Jet Jordan Ta'amu?
>>153517163I meant Texas A&M but he just might sign with the Steelers
>>153516875they ran it almost exclusively up the middle which was their weak spot, had no flow of playcalling, and the passing concepts were pitiful, noone could get open
>>153517073Yes
>raiders trading down
>>153517073He's this guy
>>153517131>>153517137I got trips of truth tho
>>153516929Friendly reminder AB is already broke and his career-ending spergout was over a bonus he was 100% going to get if he'd just stfu and kept playing
>>153517208I'd do it if I were Arizona.
>rumors of Brandon Aiyuk hanging out with CommandersDidn't he go totally schizo? I know him and Daniels are friends, but I'd rather a WR who didn't need meds
>>153517182Absolutely doesn't matter. Trading down doesn't help you unless reese smells like a bust like carter was. Take reese or trade down and take bain or bailey
>>153517317>I'd rather a WR who didn't need medsI'd rather a WR who doesn't need to read self-help books just to deal with his HC
>>153517182>>153517349The jets getting beck would be kino beyond belief idk about picking sadiq unless he's secretly worth it like a Loveland>>153517362If he doesn't get traded this off season there the eagles are going to implode if they don't make another owl
>>153517111Who?
I'm fucking bored. how am i going to survive the next 7 months without football?
>>153517450You can find the answer to this riddle: where are they throwing?
Gong hey fat choi everyone
>>153517563and a panda express to you too
>>153517589Is that you, Britt Reid?no.bullshit pardon this time, your dad's team in kind of on the outs with the state government
RG4 status?
>>153517589Anyone else feel like drinking and driving?Nooo don't!>I might run over some queefies lolnvm, go on king
Where's he throwing?
pooka nacua is an overrated cokehead that gets forced the ball
>>153517646A playoff game. Hah!
>>153517606brittle
>>153517067the fact that it was the browns who the immediately lost to after saying this retarded shit is the best part>>153517094physically impossible
>>153516483another unc to add to the pile kek
>>153517450the only other sports I follow regularly are mma and boxing. I can't be bothered with other team sports unless its the finals. Still a football newb but ive really enjoyed these past few seasons.
Yeah, I’m thinking Reddit has better meme war discussion
>>153517681>the fact that it was the browns who the immediately lost to after saying this retarded shit is the best partJordan Manlove chokes......... AGAIN
>>153517733Shouldnt he throw less interceptions, since he sat behind Rodgers and all?
>>153517730thats a big poo
>>153517750when he isn't throwing picks he's soft-choking, rodgers taught him well in that regard.
>[Adam Schefter]: Ryback will be participating in the Combine
>>153517813whats his 40 time?
>>153517834Tree fiddy
Got one before:>Josh Allen>Lamar Jackson>Joe Burrow>Justin Herbert>Dak Prescott >Brock Purdy>Trevor Lawrence
>>153517842Why are you listing dak and Lamar? They are both non contenders
>>153517852It's a list of every QB that has a bigger salary than Darnold but zero rings
>>153516984seahawks helmets were the best
APOLOGIZE!
>>153517890kek the absolute state of the jewtriots
>>153517890no way this is true... right?
jamarcus russell
jamarcus ryback
>>153517981oh nonononono
Thoughts?
>>153517606
>>153517890Drake "The Schedule" Maye
Why I do declare, I believe we have an auction comin' up just 'round the corner.Whom do you have as your most PECULIAR fella of the bunch?
>>153518091based iggles
“Drake, where’s the easy schedule?”
>>153518157Ryback
>>153518157That Cuban peckerwood is a good lookin' boy
>>153518376
>>153518387You mean ryback
If Mahomes ever wins an MVP or super bowl again I will cut off my balls and eat them on cam
The Jets should trade for Kyler Murray or Geno Smith
>>153518137i feel good about this and will steal it
>>153518524Why?
I cant wait for next season
>>153518435it would be very painful
>>153518968>MVP Anon the Superbowl i get but in 2022 he won MVP elevating 1 elite talent and a complete squad of shitters that wouldn't have started anywhere els.
>>153518980look at the quarterbacks in the league he doesn't have much competition. The league is literally made for a quarterback to carry a team. You can't bet against Mahomes.
>>153519094>you can't bet against MahomesYou mean the guy who is 6-9 in his last 15 starts? Yea I think we can bet against him lol
What would Ryback think about your post?
Why does janny keep deleting my posts? I'm a humble poster who always posts on topic about Carson Beck. The hate is CRAZYYYYYY
>>153515258Josh Allen has never been to the owl and likely never will kek
damn, cards must be super desperate
>>153520802>2nd place ring
>>153521127>Kalshi Sports Yea let me know when a non raped kike faggot chimes in on Bagent
>AJ Brown openly says he wants to stay>Howie Roseman repeatedly says he wants AJ Brown in Philadelphia>Despite this consensus, sports media constantly claims tension and a need to part ways>Specifically via lopsided trades that cripple the Eagles I am officially a single issue voter, and that singular issue is the legalization of publicly executing sports journalists.
>>153521494>voting>bringing up polishits out of nowhereGet some real hobbies loset
>>153514702Her cooking skills are shit but I'd like to think that she makes NSFW content in a similar way (that hopefully has nothing to do with her lack of cooking skills). That's the vibe I get whenever I watch these cooking vids of hers; that her constant posting of her cooking vids are a way of compensating for what she wants to (but "can't") share with >us. Maybe one day her NSFW content will be leaked - if there is any (and I do believe there is). Verification isn't required btw.
>>153521980ann michael is pure
Historically easy schedule
Historically easy bussy
>this guy is 25 years old
>>153521923Yes very clearly you read the post and aren't retarded. Thank you for your input
>>153521494This
i need an NFL related file name for this ASAP
>>153522055pure of deez nuts
>>153522418>Patriots_trying_to_look_cool_all_season_before_getting_bootyblasted_in_SB_60.mp4
>>153522418Teams trying to sign Rodgers by signing Hackett
>>153522233This is his son
>>153519061Why is Seattle in there?
>>153517890This can’t be true
>>153522908they were in the AFCW from 1977 to 2001
>Mahomes even makes multi-millionaire NBA athletes seethe on their burnerskek
>>153523479they're not wrong though
>>153523549mahomes has already eclipsed Troy Aikmans entire career and he still has 10+ years as a starter remaining
>>153521127How is he one of the best backups in the league?
>Troy Aikman is in the Hall of Fame>Patrick Mahomes isn'tmakes you think
>>153523628>still has 10+ years as a starter remaining
>>153522233Is his knee fully cooked? I thought he was much older.
Man, gotta love offseason sports reporting. They have every wide receiver heading into FA joining the Packers.
i can't take any mock draft seriously if they have caleb downs any earlier than 9
Um, I'm not anywhere near Cleveland and have nothing to do with the Cleveland Browns. What the hell are you guys doing?
>>153524403this guy must've accidentally posted his email on 4chan and it got subscribed to prank memberships
>>153524385Normally I would agree, but then I remember that we have the Jets, Cardinals, and Browns all picking in the top 6 so logic goes out the window.
>>153524429Nope.
>>153524403I kinda like the idea of The Browns just not giving a shit and emailing people in California and Texas telling them about the Browns.
Bussy status?
>>153524592On time
>>153524465>>153524403New scam, fake emails to get players to fill the rosters
KWAB
>>153524872did he died?
You guys remember when the Eagles couldn't find an OC?
>>153524941'fraid so
Why wouldn't Drake Maye handle the BIG GAME™?
>>153525156They forgot to adjust the postseason SoS so Maye had a hard time padding stats with 1 dimensional plays.
>>153514789qb
>>153524963noit was the same amount of time it took for them to bring on Kellen Moore
It's just after noon on the East Coast and 9am on the West Coast as everyone celebrates Day 10 of Sam Darnold's reign as King of the Pro Football Universe
yet another shit HC and 1-3 lost seasons for the tards
>>153525598True!
>>153520802Yeah, Maye and Allen are both crybaby faggots who will never win anything of note
who was in the wrong here?
>>153525621A problem for all 11 Arizona Cardinal fans.
>>153525710you for caring
>>153525252Chargers NEED Carson Beck
The National Weather Service has just issued a Warning (when a hazardous weather event is occurring, imminent or likely)Got a powerful tornado forming in Phoenix that is going to wipe out at least half the League
GUESS WHO'S BACK
>You couldn't live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me.
>>153525811Wow, from cap hell to just barely below cap. Still have holes all over the roster btw
How can I get Sam Darnold to marry me or adopt me as his son?
We are all his children in The Darnoldreich.
>>153525811Lol all the Chiefs casuals on Instagram thinking they're going to be big spenders in free agency>>153525944I think they're still over the cap by 10 million. They'll probably extend Jones
Ohio State LB Arvell Reese (hometown Cleveland) leads an ELITE linebacker class...a deep and star-studded linebacker class 1.1: Las Vegas Raiders - QB Fernando Mendoza, Indiana>The obvious choice here, the front office didn't have them tank for no reason, it was to select the Heisman winner1.2: New York Jets - LB Arvell Reese, Ohio State (hometown Cleveland)>A linebacker at No. 2 is pretty crazy, but after Aaron Glenn retained the job following a rocky first season as HC, adding Reese gives him a force multiplier to rebuild the defense around....
>>153526852...1.6: Cleveland Browns ->With Reese off the board, the Browns select another Ohio player, WR Carnell Tate, Ohio State (hometown Chicago)...
here it is
>>153526965...1.15: Tampa Bay Buccaneers - First-team All-American LB Sonny Styles, Ohio State (hometown Columbus, Ohio)>After 15 seasons of Lavonte David, the Bucs find their next star linebacker in Ohio State's Styles. Makes too much sense...
>>153515098>washed >coming off a massive injury>used to be a minimum top 3 receiveryep he's a raven alright
Who will buy the team?
>>153527208Bezos
>>153527208mackenzie scott and melinda gates
>>153527208Pete Carroll
>The National Football League has announced that the San Francisco 49ers will be one of the participating teams for the upcoming 2026 NFL Mexico City game, presented by Banorte.
>>153527231he hates seattle and moved to florida
>>153527208Howard Schultz>who built Starbucks into the largest coffee-house chain in the world. Due to the rapid expansion of Starbucks under Schultz's leadership, he has been described as the “Ray Kroc of his generation”
>>153527208Shoutout to that one poster who was coping with the reports they were gonna sell coming from PFF. Enjoy your San Diego Seahawks.
>>153527581So? He's been trying to buy an NFL tram for years. He'll move them to OKC and call them the Lightning
>>153515098>...miami>bienvenido a miami
>>153527692>>153527208Bozos can't move them, it wouldn't be allowed.
>>153527692he even made another amazon HQ on the east coast because he hates seattle, king county and WA state. he will move amazon out of the state entirely before he runs another company there
>>153527764He is correct to hate them. Kang county and the legislature are killing their golden goose companies one by one.
>>153527208Pure cohencidence that they just won an owl, nothing to see here
>>153527808you are insane
>>153527762>They'd never move the Sonics
>>153527847Basketball is meaningless.
>>153527762>hello fellow nfl owners, how would you like to sell all your merch on Amazon fee free? All you have to do is approve me moving the team
>>153527870Or Seattle is
>>153516441he's old and always hurt and we'll be soft tanking this year anywayif he wants to ring chase or bag chase now's the time
>>153527927Pretty sure the NFL itself has rules against such a thing
>>153527927I don't know if that's a big incentive.>>153527960The previous owner tried to move to Anaheim and got buttfucked by the league until he returned the office equipment he shipped down there.
>they'd never move the sonics>they'd never sell the SeahawksYou are here>they'll never move the Seahawks out of Seattle>they won't get sued by the city to put another franchise in Seattle >they won't get the same treatment Cleveland got in the 90s>the nu Seahawks won't go 0-18>the Oklahoma sandhawks won't go on to win another superbowl
>Seahawks get new ownership>Move to STL
>>153527960or when the public wouldnt give billionaire shultz any money to build a new arena he got mad and sold the team to out of state owner to spite everyone who dared to deny him
>>153528077The richest African American of all time is from St Louis, that would hit a box they've wanted checked for a while.
>>153528077Nobody is moving there.
the seahawks in seattle are a money making juggernaut. spending 8-10 billion dollars and then dolling out another 2 billies for a stadium in some other city would be a major gamble
Seahawks get free refills, so no cheapo ownership allowed.
>>153528310Yeah, moving to a new state has worked out so terribly for the Rams, Raiders and Ravens
>>153528465the rams moved back because it worked out so well moving them to begin with
>>153528465did it really work out for the Raiders?they're still terrible and every game is an away game
>>153527659Lol wish I would have read his posts. What was he saying?
>>153514691I’ve literally never seen a clip of Mina where she’s right about something
>>153528600That's just the Snowbird tax on warm weather teams. As long as you play in a tourist destination, you will always have a worse home field than cold weather towns.
>>153515098Atlanta where the players play
>Nick Emmanwori says NFC title game was "definitely different" than Super Bowl LX: "No disrespect to the Patriots or nothing like that. I don't want to take nothing away from them, but that game, it felt like that game was legit"The absolute state of the AFC
Inshallah, da bears win the superb owl in 2027
>>153528815pretty based ngl
>>153528815They’ll win fewer games than they did this year, as will the broncos. The raiders are an intriguing team as their o/u for wins is 6.5. The falcons is 7.5 which I found surprising, along with the choofs at 11.5
>>153528063>put another franchise in seattlehow'd that work?there'd be an odd number of franchisesthen you have to add another franchise to even it out but now the divisions aren't even and need realignment but 34 isn't divisible by anything but 2 so you'd have to add 2 more teamsnow the league has to be realigned into 2 conferences of 3 divisions of 6 or 6 divisions of 3
>>153529213a clear riggi to sell the team at a high
Why did the refs do this?
It should have been him.
>>153529577>we were robbed of the Jones-Darnold journeyman Owl
>>153529499Fucking kek little piss faggot Sean McVay really thought firing his special teams coach mid season would fix this.. fucking retarded mongrel. That's why Chase Blackburn is a two time Superbowl champion while Sean is stuck with one>>153529577Remember when everyone was convinced he was finally good then he fumbled 6 times in two games? Lmfao danny dogshit is the definition of /weakmind/
>>153529819we should've gotten rid of oursI simply don't believe in himour special teams has been middling to below average since he got here 5 years ago and arguably cost us an owl the only decent aspect has been the kick blockers, which is more Fangio's area, the punter, the previous one of which contributed to the owl loss, and the kicker, who, although I will always be grateful for, is falling off hard and on his way out
>>153529499for the almighty dollar
>>153528600Raiders went from bottom 5 and struggling with money in Oakland to being a top 5 team in revenue. The Vegas move has been a huge success.
>>153530678I watched this nigga underthrow a game winner against Indiana.
>>153530717Surprising pairity tbqh.
>gaygay is so retarded they don't even give him any plays where he throws in the middle of the field what a disaster
>>153530859It says line of sight, nothing about his iq
>>153530859Why don't they just have Blaize start at QB?
>>153530859
>>153530892he's 6'3", he can see just fine
>>153531203that was the receivers fault
>>153514669Remember Bills fans, this was Sean McDermott's fault or something
>>153531203I prefer pocket passers but the retard could've easily ran it for a first
>>153531241But da Kangz ain't got da cap space to get him mo help n shiet!!!
N9ne's gonna win the bowl easily.
The Vikings are in win-now mode, they should consider trading for a QB like Sam Darnold
>>153531241How was it his receivers fault for laying it so far inside the free safety was able to easily jump it? The best Jefferson could do there is try to play defense a little better
>>153530717since when is this information public? they arent publicly traded corporations. they dont have to disclose this info
What would you do with the team if you could buy the Seahawks?
>>153530717NFC South is a true poverty division
>>153531854I'd have all of /sp/ invited to the team orgies in the locker room after each victory
>>153531854make myself the punter
>>153531854Rebrand them to the Seattle Seals and make a fan contest for the best seal mustache every year
>>153531854Start looking at options for new default uniforms. It's time. The dark colors have run their course imo.
>>153531891>>153530717NFC South and NFC East are only ones had none of the bottom 7Bottom 7 is5 AFC>2 AFC South and 1 of each other other AFC divisions2 NFC>NFC West and NFC North
>>153532080Go back to these please.
You guys remember when the NFL started properly reffing the tush push and the Eagles never ran it again then proceeded to lose almost every game after?
>>153527208I made them an offer. I don't have much money but I do have a firm handshake and a strong work ethic and my Grandpa says that's all that matters so I expect to own the team soon.
>>153531854bring back russell wilson
>>153531854I would get myself some nice seats and free concessions.
>>153530717>8th in total revenueThat that's why my Dolphins will never be good again.
>>153531203>>153531203Still shocking to me they drafted him so high. He had a mediocre college career as a game manager, he barely threw for a reason.
>>153532189I loved the throwbacks, but they should remain as fun alternates as they are. Maybe take the same colors and make a more modern design with them.
>>153531854If I could I'd gift it back. I can't even imagine what kind of horrible owner the seahawks will end up getting.
Nature abhors a naked Singletary
>>153532336This is what fills me with dread. I think Allen fucked up by putting this in his will. He had too much faith in rich people. The new owner will fuck up somehow, and the possibility that scares me most is moving the team. It probably won't happen but it could.
>>153532300I never got where the hype and expectations for him came from. Do NFL scouts/front offices just not pay attention to college at all anymore?
>>153532485>>153532336I don't think the daughter would just give it to anyone.
>WE THE 12'S, WE PART OF THE SEAHAWKS! CAW CAW! CAW CAW!>Have to PAY to get into the game>Aren't PAID by the team>Still somehow think they're a part of the teamIs this the greatest sports racket ever? They got an entire fanbase to pay the TEAM for gear, tickets, beer, concessions, and in return get one of the loudest fanbases in the NFL. It's legit incredible.
>>153532485All these billionares are the same. Lets not act like Allen was some altruistic owner when he had one of the biggest yachts on the planet. I legit don't udnerstand how these people can make billions of dollars and just think "This is okay, it's okay to have the great a wealth disparity from the average person'.
>>153532560what daughter? jody allen was paul allens sister and it was her idea for him to buy the seahawks and make deal to keep the team in seattle. she could very easily put a stipulation on the sale that the team cannot be moved. there is nothing preventing her from doing this. the only stipulation is that the profits are donated to charity
>>153531854>fire John Schneider>make myself the GM>drafted players will be decided by PFF, online mock drafts, and whatever ChatGPT suggests>if an agent starts rumors online to manifest a trade I will fall for it and make those rumors a reality
>>153532101NFC South total: 2.138 billionAFC South total: 2.183 billion
>>153532624the yacht was sold and the money given to charity along with every other dime and asset he held
>>153532651>charitytechnically giving money to an organization is alms, not charity. The services that organization provides may or may not be charity. Also worth remembering any and all charitable donations from any rich people are always a tax right off, they get nearly all of that money back. Kind of sad when you think about it: that they'd only donate for the tax right off to make it look like they're a good or caring person. What's often even worse is the charities are run by their friends and often don't do much charitable work anyway so it's like a way to give millions to your friends without the IRS auditing you.
>>153531854I would use /nfl/ as my personal consultant on any and all franchise decisions
>>153532686Yeah, sold when he died. I just can't believe the delusion my fellow Seattle bros have about this guy just because he owned the Seahawks, he was a greedy billionare like any other billionare. These people are not good people. There is no such thing as an 'ethical' billionare. Having billions of dollars in the first place is not ethical.
>>153532651apart from being wrong about their relation aren't you agreeing with what I'm saying?
>>153532820I'm not saying anything like that, I'm saying he at least kept the franchise to a certain standard and the next rich fuck who owns them will likely not have the same "keep them in Seattle" mindset. The next owner could boot Schneider for whatever reason, too. You never know how stupid a rich person might actually be.
>>153532624socialist until you win the lotterythen your mind starts warping into the logic of "well I/my forebears earned this money, I/they worked for it, who am I to squander it on those who haven't earned it!"an IRL dragon's curse of sorts and it is more powerful than frequently assumedno matter how many zeros it never feels good to see your bank account drop by full digits
>>153532820did you know he once bought 90% of south lake union area with the vision of turning it on to a massive park like central park in new york but when the city and voters balked he developed it for office and tech space and made billions more. he tried. its hilarious how mad you are and you know nothing about the guy other than rich man bad.
>>153533036I don't believe in socialism: forced redistribution of wealth and goods by government violence/coercion is never a good thing. I just think the massive accumulation of wealth in few people is not good. Our country was originally going to have a 97% tax rate on the super wealthy, and the fact it never happened is tragic. If that tax rate had existed during rockefellers time our nation itself would have been spearheading the industrial revolution, not one guys mega coorporation. My 2 cents.
>>153533106>He triedIf he actually owned that land he could have just turned it into a private park and opened it to the public. He wouldn't need city approval. Walt Disney actually did this on several properties he owned. So did Julius Caesar.
>>153528533The only reason they moved in the 1st place is because no one would build them a new stadium and there was a pre built stadium in St Louis that was looking for a tenant. They finally nutted up and built their own stadium.>>153528600Mark Davis' money only comes from the raiders and he went from driving a minivan to being worth billions of dollars.
Someone's ass is getting fucked tonight
>>153533278
So what do yall converse about now that football is a solid 6 months away?
>>153533147it was more of a hyperbolealso those kind of things are easier said than done when you have bribeable snake politicians and off shore asset moving
josh jobe got double fined for his super bowl antics$9200 for the late hit they never called$9200 for throwing the punch that he was never flagged for
>>153533434calling retarded draft mockups retarded for the next few weeks until free agency starts and the combine and the draft soon afterthen a May-June lull until July training camp
>>153533434free agency SOON
>>153533481sounds like the Jobe I knowat least he was able to get his ring
>>153533481worth it
blow this out this bussy
>>153527650But he's a jew
the packers just choked away another playoff game right outside my house
>>153529499the sean mcgay/kike trannyhan coaching tree is allergic to special teams
>one of the people running the lions was basically named Penis Penis
>>153533811>3 back to back to back hall of fame qbs>3 superbowl appearances>2 winsFavre, Rodgers and Love combined are as good Big Rape
>>153533811I saw Drake Maye fumble again this morning.
>>153533985Lions bros, our dynasty....it's over
>>153534033I think geno smith just threw an interception right past my head
>>153533993>Love>HoF
Only QB in NFL history to...
>>153534253aren’t you aware? every packers starting QB has an autobid to the HoF whether they ever win their division or not
>>153534308What is throw a pick 6 to a white DB named after mustard on his birthday during the Super Bowl?
>>153530051>>153533549
>>153533993>>3 back to back to back hall of fame qbs
>>153533811
>>153534033
my feral lust for mina has me humping air
>>153534517>That score>That point in the game>That field positionThat was a gg no re if I ever saw one.
>>153534592
>>153534592Your daddy should have beat the life outta you with a stick
>>153534634was this game one of the best spaghetti fests ever? hard to top hurts turning the ball over twice in one play
MOSS'D
>>153534691Eagles had 5 (technically 6) turnovers & the Chargers 3 (4)Game of the year desu
>>153534784First player to fumble twice during one play. Truly historic.
>>153534817An SB MVP performance
>>153534764>packturds getting MOSS'DClassic.
Why does Patullo call so many screens?Why doesn't he let Hurts pass over the middle more?
>>153534895a DISGUSTING act
>>153527208
What about bobsledding at the probowl?
The Jets haven't gotten an interception since 2024
>>153529819>>153533879honestly you can't even blame the coaches for that one, that retarded faggot smith was being a selfish retardfucker thinks he's djax and hester when he shouldn't even be in the league, stupid fuck
>>153535654>honestly you can't even blame the coaches for that oneWhat about this one?
>>153535436>Ryback
Lel whoops
>>153528675Because it was anonymous sources, they weren't gonna sell.
I like Sam!
Niners and Raiders in Mexico City. You heard it here first
>>153536299Which one is the home team?
*rapes the moddies*
>>153536376the rams
Why was Hurts in with all these HoFers and not Patty Cuckatini?
*sees the moddies bussy*
What did he mean by this
>>153536474retarded jeets and women should be outlawed from talking about football
>>153536473>>153536431
Why can't AFCW QBs make it all the way?When will this division win a ring
>>153536573Lack of calcium.
>>153536445I can only name the white guys in the bottom pic
>>153536653Same. Peyton, Eli, Young, Montana, Hurts
>>153536653This, but only because it's a 100x300 photo.
>OH N-
No way the Rammies keep both 1st round picks.
>>153536734It's an LA team. They're trading their worst players for top players and sniping the best college talents.
>>153536732Bo broke his ankle because you kept posting this.
>beats the mutt >wins the 1 seed>beats Josh Allen chair in 'offswhat's next for /ourguy/?
>>153536732TYBBN
>>153536803Oh shit I now remember Josh Allen.
>>153536376Senor Rybackos team
Bo Nixger
>>153536833Post that on your real 4chan account coward
>>153536803Maybe a nice little vacation in Aspen or something.
>>153518095kek
>>153522055her vagina is property of dave portnoy
>ermmm actually throwing 5 interceptions in two playoff games is really impressive if you're a memechuck nigger!!Yea somebody needs to take this geriatric cunt behind the woodshed
>his qb threw more interceptions in the playoffs than sam darnold did
>>153537007Yeah, I'm seeing only 2 legit QBs from the 2024 draft
>>153536928This shit is gay as hell, are they just waiting for him to run out of gas?
>>153537187They usually avoid doing pit maneuvers and spike strips if it's a shooting suspect. Oh well it's over already
>>153537187Ah they got him. Dumb ass retard took a wrong turn
>>153536803Probably some form of rehab for his shit ankle.
Anthony Richardson where?Kyler Murray where?Kirk Cousins where?
Of course it was a lousy chase.
>>153537255He looked mexican to me
Do they take the actual Lombardi trophy to the parades or is it a duplicate?
>>153537310it's a dupe. the actual one is still at Tiffany's until they finish (it takes 4 months to make) and engrave it
>>153537331What about breakfast at Tiffany's?
Aaron Rodgers done
>>153537253All Minnesota unironically.
It sucks
>>153537361Based
>>153537361is he not gonna ride out one more year with his old coach mcfarty?
>Browns have no O line, no WRs and only won 8 games the last 2 seasons >somehow Andrew "The Brains" Berry is still employed in 2026Truly a factory of sadness
>>153537529He looks too stupid to be a GM
Just mailed the Seahawks ownership $100 to buy the teamIf Hawksfags ITT don't apologize for hurting JD5, I'm hiring Kwesi as GM
This NFL franchise has no real fans and is actually a money laundering front.
>>153537616Who are the Arizona Cardinals?
>>153537579>JD5RG4*
>>153537656
>>153536653Because you're a casual that only knows QBs ?
>>153537616Who are the Arizona Coyotes?
KANGZ'LL WIN IT ALL.
