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3) Slovakia vs. (6) Germany, 6:10 a.m. ET
(1) Canada vs. (8) Czechia, 10:40 a.m. ET
(4) Finland vs. (5) Switzerland, 12:10 p.m. ET
(2) USA vs. (7) Sweden, 3:10 p.m ET
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Go Canada!
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>>153517846
i thought he was snoop lion now
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>didnt link back previous thread
retard. shallnt be posting here
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ET is hockey
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>>153517845
>That can't possibly be the case because that would mean one of my formative memories was a farce
Yeah, sure.
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>>153517877
Is hockey also big in French Canada?
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>>153517878
He played like 10 seasons in the NHL. It was his brother who barely played in the NHL, but from what I heard that was because his wife didn't like living in North America so he moved back to Sweden.
>>153517879
Retard.
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>>153517846
slovakia - germany = tie, slovakia wins on overtime
canada - czech = canada wins
finland - switzerland = finland wins
usa - sweden = usa wins
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If anyone else's response to him you're a retard for taking obvious bait
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>>153517887
not really we prefer well seasoned vaginas
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>>153517893
Really hot takes there, Pekka.
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>>153517893
I've been hoping for at least one shoot out for so long
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>>153517846
>Snoop
so sick of this attention whore
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>>153517901
Im a wizard
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good morning sirs
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>>153517914
Huomenta
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>>153517893
>slafkovskýs
>mcdavids
>:::DDDDD
>ikeas
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>>153517914
>sirs
im going fkn BESERK
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>>153517914
Goooooooood morning planet retard
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Go America
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>>153517849
which is also kind of irrelevant because the mountains LA runs directly into also get plenty of snow. nobody needs to go to the sierras for snow unless they're attending a specific ski resort located there.
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I can't wait for the games. Time is ticking agonizingly slow.
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playing the new donkey kong
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>>153517970
you should get your buzz on so when czech drops you, you wont feel so bad
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>>153517860
We don't do that here newfag
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>>153517860
Retard
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>>153517976
Ill be waking and baking if i even bother to go to bed
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>>153517977
>>153517984
Retard
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>reserve not met for a $5 piece of rubber
garys greed sickens me
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>>153518011
What does that mean?
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I can't see the puck and I can't tell the players apart
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>>153518023
Sounds like a you problem
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>>153518023
>as*an hands typed that post
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>>153518020
the seller (gary) has set a price which if not met by the bids means the auction will be prolonged until it is
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>>153518020
the reserve is the floor price in an auction. it's usually not told to bidders. if something doesn't meet the reserve, the seller can just keep it.
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wayne simmonds was always really easy to spot on the ice
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>>153518035
>>153518039
Oh ok
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>>153518008
we don't sign our posts here either keep up
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>>153518023
blue guys burgers
BRIGHT FUCKIN FLASHING YELLOW ikea guys
about the puck, everyone pretends to see it but no one does
just use sound
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>>153518041
I guess he looked more like the puck than most of the other players
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>>153517905
he sold out so long ago and so hard that he's a literal whore
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>>153518070
swayman kryptonite
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>>153518075
we're not talking about your dad
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>>153517905
>>153518075
He's the worst puck bunny since cuba gooding jr pick a fucking team to support instead of dressing up in every NHL gear possible and stomp into every Stanley Cup winning locker room
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>>153518122
lil jon is a knight fan since his thrashies died kwab
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>>153518144
who?
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>>153518150
WUT
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>>153518150
YEA!
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>>153518150
OKAY
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oh u guys
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I had a nice bant session with my Swedish coworker today on how Tom Wilson should be in prison. A few others gravitated to the conversation and took great interest in the hope for justice :]
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>lil jon is a knight fan
knighties just cant stop winning
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gary's getting real weird with the knight fan merch
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>>153518179
miss me with that shit where is lola
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bugs in a dress > lola
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>>153518174
>aussies and swedes working together
where do you work, the gay factory? haha
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>>153518233
i hate swedes and strayaaas more than the average burger
but today i'm austwedian
#88
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>>153518179
wish there was garfield merch
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>>153518176
knight fan for what
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>>153518250
Just stop cheating. Why can't the Leaf stop cheating?
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>>153518253
back in the 90s
move on boomer get broadband internet
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>>153518272
that doesn't look like official nhl merch
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>>153518269
i do ack-knowledge that was blatant cheating
the swede guy should have jumped the canadian guy as his crime will go unpunished because canada loves olympics too much and nobody gives a fuck about curling
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>>153517846
Winning teams:
>Slovakia
>Canada
>Finland
>USA
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curling actually ruined this olympics for me because every time I wanted to watch something at 3,4,5 in the morning it's always stupid curling round robin. How fuckin long can an event take. So I pretty much watched nothing but the hockey.
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heathcliff genny
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>>153518294
I like the curling, it's the only other sport like hockey that feels like a real sport. Skiing is just 10 minutes and then you win everything or crash and kwab
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>>153518312
kool kat
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>Pettershit to the Kangz
How credible is The Province and what Kangz and Cantpucks fans think of this?

I guess Vancouver could do anything to get rid of him and wouldn't want anything substantial in return, but that doesn't seem likely. And Los Angeles don't have shit to trade in return.
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>>153518333
curling is the only oly sport (summer,winter) were pregnant women are allowed to compete
curling is an e-sport
curling is the only fucking oly sport that top athletes don't sweat
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>>153518352
sounds like vancouver media trying to run another player out of town
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>>153518369
BOUH!
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i hope to GOD that Germany runs a fucking train on our asses
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>>153518395
>mïkkä-san i kneeel
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faaark todays gonna be a great day lads just bombing beers and watching hockey BOSH
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>>153518362
wouldn't mind that shitter staying in the pacific desu
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>>153518460
i only day drink and shitpost on weekdays for /tourdefrance/
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>>153518479
unlock it bud
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>>153518460
tough to think of a better day of hockey
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/hoc/ was a mistake
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>>153518233
why I never...
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>>153517846
Ameribros pls it'll be ao funny...
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>bet on germany and sweden
>x7 my money
enjoy staying poor, retards
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>>153518653
that would be an excellent result
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>>153518653
>sweden
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>>153518653
Our boys won in 4naysh, it's not impossible
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this donkey kong game rules kek
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>>153518670
Which game
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>>153518794
Oh no wonder they arent gonna win
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2 hours bros
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>>153518398
Oh fuck off with the faggotass doomposting already the government won't collapse over olympics you're just wasting away your life seething over shit you have no control over, things you'll never attempt to make better wanna be a fag go to reddit or at least /pol/
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>>153518947
Wow, usually youre so nice :)
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>>153518794
that black leaf is still hideous to me.
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>>153518947
russian cocksucker hater anon here. That wasnt me
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>>153519001
>he thinks he hates russia more than me
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12 gadus gaidīt kamēr NHL viri ir atpakaļ olimpiadē, iziet atlasi lai pašiem nokļut OS, dabūt sev iespeju būt augstak par pedejo vietu grupā un ta strateğiski noliet podā savu iespeju??? Nopietni?? Es tik īlgi fanoju par LV hokeju un pat 1-7 Austrijai nebija tik žēl ka tagad. Man ir tik slikti! Pēc 4 gadiem mēs varam ari netikt OS, var atkal nhl neatbraukt vai vispar jau būs karš, nav vardu cik žēl par to pidarasu lēmumu…
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>>153519001
>>153519082
>yfw
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just threw a cheeky tenner
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>>153518810
the new one. bananza
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>>153519154
I'll take that. Slovakia in the quarterfinals? Hoo boy.
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>>153519154
Good luck pal
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>>153519154
You are retarded. The bridesmaid will rape us
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>>153519176
h-hot...
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Hey dad, look. Canada stacked their pp with Pou
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why did czech and slovak hockey fall off so hard. these teams would dominate germany and swiss in the past
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>>153519265
No more icey lakes in small town parks to play on
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>go to work
>everybody has slovak flags on the cars
>collegues wear slovak jerseys
they will be so disappointed

>>153519265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbQe8vm7QD0
yes the good old times when our grandpas almost made your leafs to poop themselves in fear
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Slovakia, Canada, Finland, Sweden
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>>153519284
I miss Demitra...
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>>153519306
He would be disgusted by satan and what he has done
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>>153519311
Yeah...
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Wow, Slovaks sure are miserable.
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>>153519320
Whats happening bro, too much samosa?
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>>153519265
>why did czech and slovak hockey fall off so hard. these teams would dominate germany and swiss in the past

germs and swiss much better now, thanks to you faggots
letting everyone in to play your minor leagues.
really bad management of cz/sk teams
>but muh craig ramsay
using a senile senior citizen instead of raising your own talent.

underfunded development program for years.

rich kids only get to play because corruption
and costs.
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I put on clean clothes for these games
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LET'S GO SWEDEN
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>>153519588
Is that Zibanejad's child? They grow up so fast!
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>>153519588
call me a retard but as long as they really cheer for your nation and dont rape steal and shit I am okay with this
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>be named satan irl
>apparently he's evil
cmtsu
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>>153519600
Kek
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>lose and be out
>win and give Finland a free pass to the finals
who constructed this cruel format?
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>>153519638
I still don't understand how we ended up below Slovakia with the same points and +/-
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>>153519638
your guys by letting us score at the first minute
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>>153519561
>why are we still here
>just to suffer
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>>153519643
it's the goal difference between the tied teams that count, ie games vs italy didn't count.
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>>153519725
I still don't get it
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Supposed to snow 10 inches today
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SLOVENSKOOO
SLOVENSKOOO
HEJA HEJA HEJA SLOVENSKO
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How many today?
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>>153519803
>>153519820
lube up, boys
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Ending up first hurt us more.
We can't play against shitty or equal teams, just stronger ones.

Draisaitl will kill us just like at the skoda cup in 2019
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>>153519638
Love you
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Today's game predictions....?
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Now I hope Slovakia loses because they basically cheated their way to a final, this entire time I thought they had a higher differential
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going to bed soon
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>>153519852
fuck you sven, if (when) we lose i am blaming you personally
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>>153519848
SVK 1 GER 3
CAN 5 CZE 1
FIN 2 SUI 1
USA 4 SWE 2
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>>153519855
same, just in time to sleep all day and miss everything
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>>153519872
i'll be up to see >our game :)
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>>153517853
yaarr saarr!!
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>>153519638
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refs are from CAN and USA
its over
Gary already made the call
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i will be doomposting for the entire match
also
>1 can 1 US ref
its over already
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FEMALE COMMENTATOR WTF
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
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slovakia gots this, germany has no change, 3-2 overtime victory
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Germs are exhausted, Slovakia no diff
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>>153519996
we almost scored into our own goal in the first 2 minutes
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shall watch the first period then eep
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i WILL post my feminine benis if we win
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the third reichel
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we are winning too many faceoffs, that is a bad sign, the game is basically lost already
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What a joke, Slovakia or Germany should never make the Olympic semifinal. We need Russia back ASAP.
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>>153520020
I want to suck it if its cute
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>>153520020
yeah, sure
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>>153520020
been promising that since the preliminaries I'm losing faith bros...
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inr tomas tatar
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>>153520036
Well, it was you who let Slovakia in
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>>153520036
shouldnt have been BTFO by us then retard
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>>153520006
thats how germany makes two goals
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>bustkovsky lazily skating around... again
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hope these doomer slovaks stick around after the olys but NOT dylan
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I want my nation to be genocided. What a fucking loser nation we are. Jeets have more value than we do.
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>throw the puck directly in front of the net
kek
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>>153520093
this, we are lower tier caste pakis
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>Německo playing against Šimon Nemec
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>>153520079
>bustkovsky
best slov-ack since hossa and gaborik
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>>153519852
>I thought
oh the retarded swede shows up
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>arena is 90% Slovakian
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>>153520109
zdeno chara erasure
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Can you niggas tell me who to root for? I lowkey hate both teams.
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>>153520123
Germany
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>>153520116
>>arena is 90% Slovakian
get back to work, work for those migrants
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>>153520123
pipe bomb
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stream please
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>>153520123
Refs
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>>153520116
>born in Czech-oslovakia
he's ours
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>>153520123
if slovakia wins, they will make anime illegal
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>>153520130
go shoot up another school tranny
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>>153520142
TY!
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what is he building in there
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>olympic stream has a woman commentator
day ruined
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today is the day i get off my ass and do some honest work (after this game ofc)
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cam on slovensko score some fakin goals
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hehe pp, i love pps
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if no goal on pp then match lost
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>>153520036
>implying current KHL muscovy untermensch would fare any better
ISHYGDDT
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our PP will be unsuccessful thus demoralizing our team and make us lose
its over
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>can you tell the difference in these two images?
>slovensko
>slovaksko
they're the same picture
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>>153520020
i hope slovakia wins
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>Hudaczech
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not a big hockey guy what happened to germany in 2018 olympics?
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>>153520160
what kind of honest wörk is there in sneeden?
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>that squandered pp
Cobolbros..
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always wanted to own a record store desu and name it the vinyl solution
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based "every player is Czech" poster
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are there many femboys in slovakia?
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>burgers and leafs are sleeping
>thread is gay about penises
>burgers and leafs are in the thread
>thread is literal /pol/
/hoc/ is the worst place on this board
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its fucking over, germans always score in a pp
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Go Draisaitl go Germany
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what a floppy pp,,,
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i want many hockey pp's
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this woman just explained basic math
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>>153520188
Skoda cup
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PP
ITS BRIDESMAID TIME
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Draisaitl is getting manhandled by slavic bvlls...
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here we go germany here we go!
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>we can't give them another penalty because uhh they just got one

why are reffies like this?
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our little BROTHERS are taking good care of the bridesmaid lmao
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>>153520247
reffies are there to manage the game
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here we go slovakia here we go!
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how will leafs ever recover???
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>>153520259
based
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What is this bridesmaid shit mentioned here all the time?
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>>153520218
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>>153520123
Anyway, i pick germany. I have old beef with slovaks. Happens every time in the may iihf threads.
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whoever scores first takes the lead btw
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>>153520266
redditors thought "bridesmaid" was the most epic insult of all time
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thinking about the incoming sweden vs usa game, thinking about the big powerful pp's that are sure to happen, hope we see alot of pp in that game, i love pp's
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>>153520261
They will die of unstoppable laughter
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>>153520261
by winning
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>>153520266
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>germans also have a floppy pp
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>>153520269
me too easyland, me too
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>>153520266
well ya see the oilels is the nhl team draisaitl plays for. they've made the cup final the past two seasons but have lost both to the florida panthers, which matthew tkachuk plays for.

so tkachuk mocked draisaitl by telling him he's always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
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>>153520269
>Happens every time in the may iihf threads.
all you do is lose
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>12 SOG
>all of them impotent
game is done
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>I'm a bride
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>>153520300
Slovaks too
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semi-final game is a must win imo
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>>153520300
*beats your junior team in your path*
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>>153520281
rich coming from a bus rider
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>>153520261
>how will leafs ever recover???
by teaching you low iqs how to spell
we will beat it into you.
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>>153520273
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>>153520266
Tkachuk sisters made an offensive joke saying leon never wins just sucks dick as a bridesmaid. It was very offensive and they should be banned.
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>>153520303
if you're up 12-3 in shots you're probably leading in expected goals
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>>153520291
How?
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>>153520323
>copes with children's hockey
love to see it
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>>153520342
not an old beef, just a current olympics beef
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>my boomers who are one foot out the door are relevant but players we'll see in the coming years aren't
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>>153520355
Oh yeah, right
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>>153520355
you could say that sweden made a steak by not winning their group
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This is boring
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>>153520341
0.3 vs 0.1
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>>153520361
doesnt bode well for sweden then 10+ years between wins
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>>153520369
do you like becky lynch
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>German goaltend1ng
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It's over
Poor Draisaitl :(
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Bridesmaid sisters......
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>poobauer
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SLOVENSKO VICTORY!!!!
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>HE SHOOTS HE SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!
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SLOVENSKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>153520377
I don’t know who that even is
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CINGILINGI BOM BOM BOM
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>poobauer
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>>153520375
seething
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>>153520375
the cooked pork is indeed steaked
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this is the worst thing they could do
>take lead
>get cocky
>get stomped
it's over
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now they will get overconfident and lose harder
its fucking over
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GOOOOOOOOOOL
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Amerimuttbros should hope slovak win
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:DDDDDD
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oh snap
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>>153520404
>>153520405
>nooooo my team scored in a hockey game
holy fucking shit get a grip you losers
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That’s ok Slovakia should win this. Germans need to body them (but they won’t)
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>>153520404
>>153520405
I'm surprised how little faith you have
Slovakia looks like the better team desu
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Hey Sharkbros, Regenda scored!!
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>>153520422
Only slightly. 2nd period has to be different.
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>>153520020
start shaving and take pics
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>>153520402
remember when you guys cried after losing
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>>153520421
based mexico who's your team bud
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>>153520402
>its been eight years
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>Regenda goal
puck bunnies on shark twt finna go feral...
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the puck is lava
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lmao what the FUCK was that pass to nowhere
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>>153520438
yeah let's go back to when I was 10 years old
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>>153519638
>lose to slovakia on purpose to make this happen
Finnish keikaku truly was genious
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Shit games
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>>153520437
Whoever is playing the US
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all the Slovaks doomposting here will be rounded up and shot after game
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>>153520435
>remember when you guys cried after losing
and threw medals into the stands like crying little girls
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>>153520437
your captain
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>>153520408
grats on making it to quarters bro
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goodnight bro's see you in about 6 (six) hours have fun
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>>153520454
>rounded up and shot after game
DAS REICH !
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>>153520460
Nigga it's 2AM
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>>153520454
at last, the sweet release of death but you won't do shit fag and they'll fold in the 3rd screencap this
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>>153520465
I wish
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>>153520473
I ment to say 2pm but i'm dumb. It's 2pm for me.
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Bratwursts are going to be backing up until this game is over huh? They're letting Slovakia enter way to easily.
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>>153520488
AM/PM has never not been retarded
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>>153520459
the eternal puzzle for all americans
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i hope slovensko wins
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>>153520488
KWAB nice thirdie timezone
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>>153520511
go slovinsko go
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>>153520471
are you the gypsy that said in Fin game we will lose 4:1 and to screencap it? I would sodomise your negative ass til you become positive, faggot
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>>153520517
You have the same timezone as congo, nigeria and algeria, negrobro.
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>>153520528
big strong slovensko pp
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>>153520528
are there actual real gypsies with us in this thread??
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>>153519265
Global warming fucked up both quite a bit.
Ice Hockey and ice skating was an extremely popular and accessible pastime for kids, that's how Czechoslovakia got its stars in those disciplines.

But nowadays, we are literally happy for a single week of snow and skating on lakes or rivers is Darwin's fitness selection process.
Ice only exists in arenas. Which are only built in specific towns and have entry fees.

If you're a kid like Slafkovsky and genuinely dedicate your life to the sport, it doesn't matter. But most people his age don't even own a pair of ice skates since their own parents stopped being able to use them around the time they became adults and threw them out.
States without reasonable amount of snow/ice in winter are shit at winter sports. Just ask Hungarybros down south.
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Why is slovakia slovensko? Is slovenia slovaksko? How are these two countries even real? I bet its always been the same country after all
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>>153520543
Remember where they are on a map and you won't mix them up.
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>>153520543
bro it's slovensko for slovenia and slovinsko for slovakia like how hard can that be
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good point
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>>153520541
Irrelevant, Czechia has more hockey players than Sweden and Finland put together
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>>153520541
>global warming
lmao
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come on deutschland!
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>>153520563
That's not even remotely true. Why the fuck are you lying about something that can be easily googled?
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>>153520541
I wish we had more global warming
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the big man would walk a mile for a grand final against finland
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>>153520582
He's talking about beer league HC Kozodírky players
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>>153520563
>source: my ass
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it's -3 Celsius in my toilet right now and yes, I do have indoor plumbing
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>>153520611
how can your toilet function if its below freezing?
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now stop singing 'imagine' start singing 'we will rock you'
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>>153520618
you eat spicy food
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>>153520618
Flushing is not a neccessity
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>>153520582
We have more hockey players than Russia? Really?
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>>153520618
salt water
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>>153520626
yes sven
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>>153520611
You need to move the water before it freezes
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>>153520543
The same fetish for Slov, Slav you guys had for Deutsch, Dutch, Teut, Tot,...
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>>153520625
>Flushing is not a neccessity
he waits until May to flush
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>>153520494
They look knackered, live they overtrained.
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>>153520618
meant for
>>153520632
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>>153520639
>They look knackered, live they overtrained.

>all the frenchie girls yesterday, wore them out.
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>>153520636
there is only one Deutschland thoughever
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Will Donaldo sama fly in to watch the USA vs. Canada final at the stadium?
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>>153520494
its called tactical retreat to reorganize
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>>153520646
fucking retard
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>>153520656
he's too afraid of the italian bit switcher drones that won biden the election
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turkish kebaps were unironically the best food i had in germany
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>>153520656
Israel ain't playing so he ain't coming
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>only 5 shots
Slovakia is elite huh..
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>>153520678
you must've visited at least 7 years ago then
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>>153520685
Lat 4 ger 3
That should tell you something
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slovACK
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Slaff ded?
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Deadkovsky
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>Take out the star player
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ouff
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lets go slovakiabros scarrr a couple more
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Great hit, need to see more of that in the game
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18:5 on shots is quite a difference, italy played like that
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thanks for playing habsbro
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SLAF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>153520703
German enjoyers, we're back
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>>153520691
2005 and 2010
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>>153520582
Yeah we totally have more people playing hockey than Russia
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all nice and legal
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More like SlafACKsky
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>2ermany
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SSSSSSCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
nice one
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KWAB (KEK WHAT A BAVAR)
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hahahahahahahaha
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>153520719
Yeah, 30 players to be exact.
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thats what you cunts get for trying to kill our best player
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>>153520728
bavarians dont play hockey
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SLOW VAKS FINALS VS CANADA INCOMING
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>g3rmany
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:)
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S C A R
C
A
R
3-0
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>Czechia, IIHF member. 208 rinks. 120,920 registered players.

>Sweden, IIHF member. 498 rinks. 62,701 registered players.

>Finland, IIHF member. 323 rinks. 73,374 registered players.

Why would I lie?
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another one WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GO GO SLOVAKKERS
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KWABOTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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germany is kill
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LEON WILL HAVE TO PLAY 35 MINUTES
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>>153520734
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SLOVENSKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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es ist vorbei
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hahahahahahaha
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It's over
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Its over
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I never cared about hockey anyways
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when's the next game start
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total fiasko kolaps
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Poor Leon man :( This sucks

Hopefully McJesus shows these Slovakians whats up
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>poobau3r
I know this meltdown
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Its over
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>>153520767
16 40 and it's >us against poonada
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slafkovsky is cute
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NEGATIVE SLOVAK FAGGOT GYPSIES ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>153520752
looks like Czechnia needs to build more rinks
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>>153520776
oh baby. cheering on ya, czechbros.
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>>153520779
what are you a fag
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cutting my appletrees now
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this is what germans get for not posting hard enough
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It's never been more over
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>>153520790
I need to do that this week too
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>>153520796
I'm the only germany fan in this thread
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the comeback starts now
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> We were stabbed in the back.
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>>153520785
Impossible. Chechnya will spend money on corruption and booze and boomers.
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does Czech have a chance against Canada
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>>153520787
m-maybe
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drai...
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>>153520801
I’m up for Germany too. They’ll come back you’ll see
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watch how we will throw this match

we are experts in this
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oh no... le pp...
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Draisaitl is a fraud.
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>>153520820
Totally. 6 quick goals at the start of the 3rd period.
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>>153520815
Not really, it’s too early for the Canadian bottle job
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>>153520815
yes (but actually no (but theoretically yes (but no, we don't)))
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>>153520815
They are the favourites, yes
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just tuned in, where is the puck?
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>>153520815
No, the other qf games are evenly matched though
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CZE-SVK finals
it has been foretold (by me)
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>>153520840
I approve this message
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>>153520838
westfalen
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>>153520838
In the German net most of the time
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>whenever we score the microphones of presenters switch to $1 mics and they scream earrape to million watching

MUH TAXES
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>Radek Faksa injured
I hope Avalanche and Wild players get injured.
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>>153520840
Would be hella kino
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>3-0 is most dangerous lead
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wtf is this defence?
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>>153520860
>slovaks will finish higher than czechs
How does that make you feel
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why does slaf even try to pass to that washed up senior citizen? just shoot
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>Germ4ny
>>
es ist vorbei
>>
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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literally rape
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SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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grubauer is done with this shit
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SLOVENSKOOOOOOOOO
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sscarrrrrrrrrr!!
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Its so Joever
He couldnt save us
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>>153514841
another bozo with zero reading comprehension
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we are a hockey nation anyways
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>4-0 is second most dangerous lead
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KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB
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You now remember that Germany was 56 seconds from winning gold in ice hockey at the 2018 Olympic games
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>>153520838
in your net
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>>153520884
he should be used to it
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It's so over
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wtf I'm ashamed to be 25 percent German
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>>153520815
Pasta's single-handedly willed the Bruins to victory from time to time and anything can happen in an elimination game
but realistically Canada's a heavy favorite
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>>153520865
I rate them higher than us anyway because of their D, Pasta only further proves how JUSTed he is in international play
>muh golden goal 2 years ago
Fries in the bag
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Koch or kaatsch?
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>>153520908
You should be ashamed youre 25% anything you mutt
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>>153520892
it would still be 0-0 with olaf kolzig
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late for work and still hungover asked her to make me some breakfast, then chucked back in my sheets. 10 minutes later i wake up to fish smell, and she gives me sprats with white bread. what the actual fuck?
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>>153520913
I rate us higher than slovaks
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>>153520921
>mfw 1/8 norwegian scandi mutt
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GAMBLING ADS
ADS
ADS
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>>153519760
>I still don't get it
IM NOT SURPRISED
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>>153520921
*rolls over*
thanks for your input jerry
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>the shanty town of Germany
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watch these retards get overconfident and cocky and lose anyways that's our fucking specialty
kwaboty of the year going to us fuck's sake
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>>153520928
>I rate us higher than slovaks
yes but no one cares what you think
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>poobauer
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>not funny
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>>153520938
It's 4-0, the game is already over
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>>153520927
sprats with toast is so good
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>>153520942
this guy could be at home playing farming simulator right now but instead he has to suffer through this
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>>153520898
>>4-0 is second most dangerous lead

twice as dangerous as 2 - 0
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>>153520921
t. turk
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>>153520938
>4:0 and STILL doomposting
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>>153520932
I have 20k in debts thanks to gambling
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>>153520927
Edible if some other stuff added
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>DRAISAITL ONE OF THE BEST PLAYERS IN THE WORLD
>gets mogged by random shitvak players actually winning puck duels
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>>153520927
you're complaining a girl served you breakfast in bed?
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>>153520928
Why though? I am not sure the latvian team can play at the pace slovaks play for whole 60 minutes
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if this ends 4:0 i will start the 4th Reich and purge all hockey players from the world
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>>153520954
>I have 20k in debts thanks to gambling
quick go double or nothing on germoney winning
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>>153520938
this
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>>153520954
dayum
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>>153520959
he's making the rest of the team worse, like zlatan
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>>153520959
Statpadding in NHL clearly doesnt make you a good player
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>>153520953
once you start you can't stop
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HEJA SLOVENSKO
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>>153520954
EURO????
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eee hoy hee slovenskoo
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>>153520969
HEJA HEJA HEKA
SHAKE DEM TITTIES BITCHES
SHAKE THEM TITTIES BITCHES
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>>153520954
how much is your currency in euro?
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>>153520954
I have 21k debts because of gambling
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>compilation of Draisaitl getting cucked
Lmao
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>>153520954
>>153520992
This is the future Gary wants
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>>153520938
feel hope you fag
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>>153520959
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>slovak1a
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>>153520991
Their currency is EUR
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>>153520993
Is your dick hard
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its done, we lost
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S C A R S C A R S C A R S C A R S C A R S C A R S C A R S C A R S C A R S C A R S C A R S C A R S C A R S C A R S C A R S C A R S C A R
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ist habbening ja ja
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>>153520983
ano
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>>153520945
JINXED.
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It's 4-1, the game is already over
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REICHEL GOOOOOOOOL
>>
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>>153521001
damn your stream is like a minute ahead
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>>153520992
based, we should share tips sometimes
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>>153521014
why man
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>>153521023
I've been blessed
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We're back
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>zdf stopped showing the game
lmao
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it can be done hermann
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>>153521024
In reality i don't do sports gambling but i like to tell myself that i would be successful there. Generally bet on the underdog, especially in even matchups. Ask ai to help you too.
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>>153521028
I have addictive personality. gambling on mobile while bored at work. now I have to work whole year and half for free
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why is draisaitl constantly on the ice? all their other lines suck dick other than his
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Another German goal here before the period would be very good
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i fucking told you they'd lose the lead and it's happening.
FULL ON collapse in the 3rd, literally like i predicted fucks sake
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>>153521042
>Ask ai to help you too.
>21k in debt
nooticing
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>>153521044
but how do you get to debt??
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>>153521044
slots?
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>>153521055
I'm not in debt you nigger
I said 21k to one up you
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I liked it better when Sweden was the 4th nation
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>>153521052
JYNXERS WILL BE SHOT INSTEAD OF DOOMPOSTERS
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>>153521070
I'll perfom some occulted magick rituals to help germany out.
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Slafbustsky is so bad
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>>153521052
Nigger Germany has 5 shots on goal this period. There's no reason to be this dumb.
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>>153521070
>JYNXERS WILL BE SHOT
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just borrow directly from physically weak people and gamble. if lost, noone will force you to give back the money.
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>>153521084
He probably has a concussion and shouldn’t be on the ice
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>>153521089
hes anti jinxing, how does non of you retards get this?
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>>153521093
Hey you got 5 bucks?
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>4 goals
>slaf 0 points
washed
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>>153521052
we are FIASKOEXTRA experts
I fear this as well, we dont do well undr pressure
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I wiped my ass so clean and it feels so good right now
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This fucking country I hate it so much I hope USA will rape these russian cocksuckers,
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>>153521101
It's the olympics, might as well be a fucking retard
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>>153521056
just take loans, its literally free money
>>153521057
football and NHL mostly. I remember placing 4.5+ goals on NHL for 2k€ and it ended up 1:0
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>>153521101
I'm starting to think you guys unironically believe in jinxing
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>>153521124
Can I lick
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>>153521105
yeah, very funny
>>
i was promised feminine penis
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>>153521144
>>153521147
you can lick my butt
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make new non snoop dog thread please
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>>153521153
That's in 3 hours when Macklin hits the ice
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>>153521163
Thats my language
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>>153521132
oh again with the rape of the culture, can we just watch the fuggin game
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We need to thank the real hero of this game, team sweden
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Which game will be most kino? Dunno if I should stay up or go to bed early
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>>153521225
CAN-CZE blowout
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>>153521234
>>153521234
>>153521234
NEW
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>>153521225
US Sweden is worth waking up for
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>>153521101
>jinxing
no lmao. your first time seeing us play? we are the biggest kwabs when it comes to holding on a lead or clutching a game
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Slafkovsky needs a heated rivalry with Celebrini
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>>153521225
CAN-CZE when Canadians will get their ass handed to them by Czech 2-4



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