woman's qualification
Why do they keep falling? Did someone grease the snow or something?
>>153519079starting hill is too steep
>>153519079that brown snow is making them deconcentrate you instinctually think it's smelly and lose focus
They keep saying they used to be gymnasts, is this sport just made up of gymnasts that weren't good enough?
All these girls getting crazy whiplash and getting their brains mushed into the back of their skulls
>>153519112this is just gymnastics on snowyou can't do it without practicing the other
>Australia has the world number #1>Favourite for gold> . . .>Withdrew due to injuryYeah, no point watching this anymore.
>>153519231ehh you would've choked anyways
>>153519231>male retard lost us the team snowboard cross>Canada caught up in gold medals>still have their lock-in sports to goThe dream is over.
>Completely ate shit>60Meanwhile, in the big air if you is your grab you get like a 40.
>>153519294What are their actual lock ins?In the curling the Swiss (men) and Swedes (women) are better.In hockey the USA are better in the women and it's a toss up in the mens.
Men's Hockey is theirs to lose. I guess they could choke to USA but they've been looking super locked in. All the Canadian NHL cunts who couldnt compete in previous Olympics will be desperate to have the gold.
>>153519026Jury scored "sports" are such bullshit
How the fuck are these chicks still conscious
>>153519345the US are not better in the women's, though Frankel might steal it because she's that amazingand Canada's men's team is better too
>>153519404>US are not better in the women5-0
>heart hands after fallingcute!
what an abysmal schedule today.i have to watch this "sport" until curling and biathlon begin
>>153519231fuck it danielle will win
>>153519026>here's a sport for the 'lympics>what should we call it?>women's areolas
Finals are on by the way.China 1-2-3.
>>153520853retard danielle wins
>>153519626>>153520859Danielle Scott is my waifu and I love aerial skiing purely because of her. I fell in love with her during Sochi 2014 and I thought she would have retired by now. The fact that she's still competing, and is currently in the lead (I might be watching a repeat so no spoilers pls if this has already ended), makes me so happy.
I assume a silver choke is a lock for us?
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
American commentators are completely listless
>>153521036This """"Finals"""" is a qualifier for the Super Final which gives out the medals. So she'll be going for the medals later but from a clean slate.
ouch
The chingers are so fragile lol
Getting sick of them saying stomping it
>>153521146Dropping 12m and getting whipped into the ground would destroy anyone. These people likely get concussion every training session.
How much would these boring tricks score in the big air?
>Decide not to jump>Get through by 0.04 points200 IQ move
>>153521146>>153521175>>153521182>wow, I chose a crazy difficulty to get crazy points>wipes out>still gets pointsWhy is it scored this way, it makes no sense, a trick should only count if you can actually fucking stick the landing
>>153519345>it's a toss up in the menslol, lmao
>>153521183>No grabAbout 20.>>153521220Didn't have a better scoring jump probably.
DAS UND POO POO
>we need more sports for the winter olympics>uh let's do another Big Air except you aren't allowed to move your legs
>>153521237Landing is only worth 20% (?) of the score. Form is 50%, so guessing the rest is for air.You get reduced points if anything other than skis touch the ground, but it's allowed to be a bit messy.
So it's just about who pulls the best Full Full Full ?To think they do that all year long to get a Crystal Globe... Well at least they travel around the world.
>First jumpCompetition over.
In the last olympics someone did a front flip AFTER the landing, who has the webm ?
>>153521375its in the previous oly general
AAAAAH AAAAH ME SO HORNY
Wait, this is sudden death 1 jump only? Damn.
>both americans chokeof course
Banking on us to blow it
>>153521396found it thx>>153514334
if chyna sweeps were gonna have to remove this event
MAYBE third
Americans refskied again
landing was cringe sigh qualifying jump wins gold
Eh I'll take knocking one chink off the podium
>Didn't once celebrate with her Chinese """teammates"""kek
>I eat rats and I love itRough translation
wild that we choked 5 golds in the winter olympics
>>153521609I'd say only 2 were definite. If Adam Lambert doesn't fall over then Baff just flat out wins. Scotty is a mental midget akin to Shooter McGavin who thought he was owed the win. Sudden death single jump means anyone wins this final, I think. Danielle should have finished lower I reckon.
>>153521336So it seems.That was actually really lame. Wasn't expecting a single jump all trying the same trick.Guessing that's the most difficult/highest scoring trick they can do and since it's single run they can't do anything else.Lame.
>>153521658>Sudden death single jumpOur commentator (half pipe medalist) straight up said it was lame, competitors are basically forced to pull safe jumps.
>>153521594me too, thank you aussies
>>153521793I love when they're honest. Half pipe final had ours shitting on the camera work lol
>>153521609>>153521658Women's mogulsMixed snowboard raceMen's halfpipeWomen's aerials???
>>153521813Our commentators in one of the big air events said the following:>And here it comes, looking to pull off a - oh, what are they doing? Good landing there; sorry for the camera work. That wasn't our faultI liked that, especially since our commentators for all the meme jumping sports are utter bellends.
>>153521935the men's duel moguls was the other, but it was more unlucky than a choke with the jap killing it in the semi but stacking it in the final aussie maybe could have beat canada in the final if he got there
>>153522092My understanding is the Canadian and Japanese in the final were by far the top two in men's moguls. That one of ours managed to get the gold in the singles was a steal.So all things being equal a bronze was probably the best to hope for going into it. It just turned out -everyone- shat the bed versus the Canadian so he got free wins and the Japanese guy was wiping out half his runs (his opponent DNFed) before putting in a proper run against the Australian.
why the fuck does the olympic website not have the finals on the schedule? I complete fucking missed them due to that
men's is tomorrow
