Men's Snowboard Slopestylehttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/sbd/je/m/ss----------------/fnl-/--------/result>11:20 CET - Men's SBD Slopestyle Final Run 1>11:48 CET - Men's SBD Slopestyle Final Run 2>12:16 CET - Men's SBD Slopestyle Final Run 3Women's Snowboard Slopestylehttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/sbd/je/w/ss----------------/fnl-/--------/result>14:30 CET - Women's SBD Slopestyle Final Run 1>14:58 CET - Women's SBD Slopestyle Final Run 2>15:26 CET - Women's SBD Slopestyle Final Run 3
first run fell on his first jump
>>153519484get pumped breh
i'm rooting for the australian girl with a polish last name
Go Red!
>>153519510this is men's...
is that an actual midget?
>>153519526details
steezslop
first timer herewhat do you need to do on rails to get lot of points? just slide down without a problem?
>>153519627need to do technical tricks onto them and show the judges that you're in full control and could reasonably stay on if the rails were longer
Why do they almost always go to the left final rail?
Switch-cab-side-fakey-China-Air-1488
>all those injuriesThis motherfucker is the real-life Lance Murdock
Was that chinese guy really that good? I am an amateur but he didnt seem to be so extra>>153519637thanks. so those who choose the longest rails get the most points? but its really risky as well?
hmm rigged
These xtreme events were more exciting back when all the crazy tricks were only done by like 2-3 pioneering dudes.It feels like diminishing returns now that every tom, dick and harry is doing multiple flips and spins.
seems like many are having problem with air time
>>153519834i suspect the air is too cold so it has more drag
>AAHHHHH FUUUUUCK
su yiming is on one brother
>>153519685>Was that chinese guy really that good? I am an amateur but he didnt seem to be so extraHe looked good to me.
>>153519972>cowboy hatNow she's just mocking us.
>>153519830used to watch all of these freestyle events at the olympics but they've been pretty boring this year
>dipped in sugar>pretzelled up>nicely served>with extra dripjust say random stuff and it will be mad stylie
>>153519972I know this girl. She's an artist and she sends messages
>name is allemand>is frenchcan't make this shit up
Is this good watching? Few runs I've caught have all been rather sameish and there's no Eileen Gu to cheer for.
oven baked kwab
>>153519846i asked a friend about this>Between 0 °C and 10 °C:>Air density decreases ~3%.>Drag decreases ~3%.>Airtime change: negligible.>Spin rate change: negligible.>Stability difference: negligible.>From a physics standpoint, the snowboarder would not feel a meaningful aerodynamic difference between 0 °C and 10 °C in still air.
>>153520037wake up, chatgpt isn't your friend
>>153520048if he didn't touch the snow with hands, would they give him more points for doing manual after landing?
>>153520075yes poland, he has to do the manual and then go up the ramp and do another double kickflip for a massive 3x point chain combo
>>153520075its called a butter in snowboarding I think but no they only score based on the rail/ramp elements. if they butter on a kicker though they can get some style points but it loses speed for the big spins
>>153520157i think he was just making a tony hawk game joke
Seems like some of the athletes can't figure out the scoring
>tfw it's over
Red, you dumbfuck.
China about to get their first gold
>>153520014He must be from Alsace :)
>>153520217did they overscore him?
that was an insane run
>>153520217HOWEVER
>>153520243because his run was great and he will get a good score
I'm conviced americans are banned from gold in any of these xtreme sports, even if they don't choke the judges will just underscore them
USA USA USA knew we had this in the bag
>only 79seems a little robbed
do they not switch to reverse order on the last run for this one?
>>153520260same in all the judged events. Euros just hate us.
>Go nuts after finishing your run> . . .>sub 80kwab
>the japanese guys legshe must be 1,50m tops
>>153520270drumpf tax...joking aside the rails were bit sloppy
>>153520280did the guy who won gold in big air yesterday really only do a 1260?
ok china got this
wow. china numba wan
>chinese guy cryingUS should get a gold for not showing inappropriate emotion
Slopestyle indeed
swaggycleaneffortlessvibes
Kino. that's gold. congrats Chyna
he also only gets 79, judges be very strict today
kek not any better
Should I, as a 100% white man, acquire a so-called "Burton" snowboard?
>>153520351you VILL perfect the rails or not get any points
what is this called
the girls finals is a few hours after this by the way (btw)
Legend Shaun White, make a comeback!
>>153520374its unironically a new technical trick
>>153520260Ever since the ice skating pair got silver it does seem like team US is getting short changed in general honestly. Could just be me talking out my ass being a bit salty though.
good run yo
nice one from a young burger
>>153520374that's the switch monte carlo, are you new?
>>153520374this move is known as a "pull back". it is meant to look that way, though he didn't stick the landing cleanly.
>>153520418i only watch the olympics
There's that international judging of Americans again
can't cheat your way out of that one
dayum
KWAB
imagine a cab nose butter into a bloody dracula switch 1980 stalefish.
Ouch
RAKED
sick he bounced off
>KWABanada
ow
very nice but too easy
>norway finishes a runit's gold, don't question it
>>153520374this looks waaaay cooler than just adding another 180 degrees of rotation
>>153520527>pre-copingOh Canter can't
Jeez what's taking so long
wtf are these judges
pro american decision!
>4th KWABWAB
>5 minute delay before giving the score>Just finishes behind USA's 3rdNothing suss.
kek China's first gold medal of the tournament
>>153520533Kwab
>Cheering after some dude flopsgrim
Gg ChinaDeserved desu
>>153520550Needed time for the money on clear
CHINA NUMBA WAN
>>153520550judges got the call
Told you>>153520349
>fuck yes he's dead
>Someone falls>All the people at the bottom start screaming and celebratingUh, not very cool, bros.
>>153520550american norwegian bid off
That boy from the mainland but he's westernized as hell
She owes me SSX
this event underdelivered a little desuonce again i will blame the italy trackpussies
>>153520586he was speaking English the whole time
>>153520586And the only gold medal winner from China The West NUMBA WAN
>>153520579I'm sure this didn't happen in other events
>Changs runs:>Run 1: Gold>Run 2: Silver>Run 3: GoldNo one else was even close, desu. Absolute domination.
>>153520606GUat is winning gold in halfpipe 100%
>>153520586If you do anything at a high enough level to not be a peasant bumpkin you have to speak English. He's a competitive snowboarder that spends all his time in international competition, he's not "Westernized" he's just fluent
>>153520620>ski half pipeAn abomination
>>153520578Where is the Japanese guy? I don't see him celebrating.
>>153520644Taiga is more mellow and respectful he wouldnt celebrate someone elses downfall, proper Japanese lad innit.
>>153519526Women's is today too.
>>153520782Need Kokomo to redeem the jap gold after Taiga shit the bed
>>153520782>New Zealand the top qualifier againUh...
>>153520782wishing the best for my japanese wives
I like the Chinese guy, happy he won. Will he be around for the next Olympics?
>>153520817Probably got 2 olympics left in him
>>153520834Hell yeah, I'll remember him and be rooting for him next time around
>>153520627this, he can't go to Aspen to do some jumps with other athletes before the X Games and be like 早上好,我们一起训练吧!
womens starting soon
Whos the Gu of snowboarding?
ZOI ZOI ZOI OI OI
switch cab 720 dishwasher off the laundry into a skull crack helicopter ride out
extreme cutie
>>153521848DooDoo Butter into a backside shit stainy off on a 420 blaze it
knuckled herself
Is Slopestyle related to Gangnam Style?
Holy fuck the girls are so shit when they have to sustain momentum
>>153520782>DhawornvejWhat language/ethnic group is that surname from? I can't place it.
>>153521904same in the halfpipeguys all land near perfect and go pretty deep to get the speed needed to go huge whereas the girls almost all land in a slide everytime and go smol
snowcunny ToT
>>153521906Thai apparently
nice snozzle on that broad
Holy shit that caricature with the big Jew nose and teeth for the German haha
Are we winning this or does the Poo Peelander have it on lock again?
Safe as shit. Maybe Bronze if she's lucky
Holy fuck pretty hot Austrian hag
>>153522043mari-chan...
>>153522007i thought it was a cool run but guess not zoi will win unless she crashes
So they banned lolis in figure skating but allowed them in snowboarding ?
grandma stylin
gasser is so hot but that run was fucking terrible
>>153522043Failed her ancestors
>>153522061She didn't do any flips. Run got what it deserved.
>austrian named gasseroy vey
reira-tan...
Slopes not styling on their first runs.
>>153522093I'd sniff her Gasser
fastest fall award
>>153522064they banned lolis in figure skating cause russia kept pumping out bots that would retire by like 18 with destroyed bodies
why isn't chole kim here?
>>153522064Teenagers were already allowed in snowboarding (and most other winter sports, as long as they manage to qualify)Different circumstances anyway. Figure skating had an underage doping scandal and a massive abusive coaching problem leading up to the new age rule
Cmon scrubs
why are they all falling on their ass?
>>153522091yeah but she had a vibe
>>153522126Backside 690
:(
What are the cunnyboard rankings again?
>>153521906No way she hasn't been bullied over that surname :(
gapped mogged and styled on
kokomo-sama!
KO KO MO
>Gold safety runLol
>this outfit
>>153522143Might get a higher score if she says that to the judges lol >It's the vibe of it
rigged
>>153522258Revenge for the big air yesterday
Distinct lack of sheepfuckers in here supporting their star cunnyboarder
>>153522286how they rigged it against zoi there as well
cutecutemo aerodynamic!
Have any of the athletes complained about the drones yet?
>>153522306it's 3:00am i guess
>>153522318don't think so, i've seen alot of girls having headsets on, so they're listening to music instead
>>153522165America's a diverse country and her name doesn't sound like a bad word in English, so I don't think it'd be a problem there
the women suck
Pelchat a cute
if zoi chose to represent Australia she'd be a bigger star and wealthier and thus judged favourably so more golds
>Asians in the Slopestyle lol
>>153522351>VEJ
>>153522451oh I'm stupid, nvm
>>153522365very
are the judges purposefully turning this into an anime
racist ass sportthey're suck off asians and are screwing my girl zoi just because of her polish heritage
sigh
>>153522553Anime sport
>cut to ad break just as our athlete is dying
How did she died right at the start lol ?
rip
Aw no
>>153522572Did she dead?
>>153522611nah
>>153522054Tuned in to see her.1. She's 16 you sick fuck2. She ate shit as soon as I switched overkwab
>>153522591something was loose on her foot clips
>know full well the jump isn't that big>go for the double anyway but do it kinda lazyare all white women like this
>putting 16 year old girls in life threatening situations
i'm just a tourist, but aren't the ladies closer to men with free skis than this clownshow?
I can't believe Reira is already a hag.
>>153522661you need to have a much stronger core for the huge spins on a board
>>153522621> She's 16 you sick fuckSouth Australian cuck detected
aww almost a great run Reira
I love the mugshot of that Korean
i want the dimito pants the koreans have so bad but they are all like $250 shipped + 31% yurotax and clearance
wait her name is leila but spelled reira? lol
kokomo chan...
Just tuned in. Why does everyone fall in this sport?
>>153522721this is vely lacist
>>153522739i think the snow they're using has a high water content
is falling a sport
>>153522739>everyonejust the women
>>153522721R is somewhere between L and R in Japanese and there's no separate L. It's more femine to pronounce it softer.
>>153522721Japanese doesn't have the English L/R sound, instead they have something in-between that is not present in English so it can't be represented accurately with latin letters
that was clean at least
zoi killed it
meh easy gold
>>153522783It is not uncommon in English though. It’s just a tap
>>153522713should be awarding extra points for being so damn cute
fuck she's so pretty
Zoi robbed lmao
she woulda got 3rd if she was australian
> only rider that can get any air > can't get a score
Ok, these judges are corrupt yellow fevered fucks
>sports with judges
>>153522783always reminds me of the time i learned this, when in an intimate gig in a posh cafe a chinese guy played bruce springsteen's 'lockin in the flea world'
Japanese refboard
>somehow figure skating is the least rigged judged sport
>>153522306>>153522328Imagine if you stayed/got up for this. Better to wake up to disappointment.She's really, really cute btw.
judges know she's the defending champion right? and that the japs are ugly midgets?
>>153522801even when failing she's cute
>>153522783they also think saying L sounds "prettier" when singing or in names
Extra points will be granted if Zoi styles on my cannon rail
>>153522857>she's the defending championThat makes her too old.
so we all agree that the judges in the slope events are biased towards japanese athletes right?
>>153522721>>153522783The commentators can't pronounce her name.https://wmr-static-assets.scd.dgplatform.net/wmr/static/_AUDIO/OWG2026/DT_AUDIO/42836_1.mp3
>>153522823They just want boring and clean runs.
Pelchat felt on her ass!
Not the first to land on the knuckle, that track is too slow.
>>153522907she was so close to sticking it :(
LETS GO JESSICA
This leaf is gorgeous
>>153522887I somehow feel that way.
nooooooooo she was steezing it up so hard
kek at the americans!!
Amerimutter
>>153522929They’re usually biased toward previous champion.
Lost phone and headphones
Another white American whore chokes
Ouch Jess
>>153522952shut up pablo, thats my wife you're talking about!
>>153522887Everyone else is crashing tho
>>153522950>taking themWhy
Can't believe I find myself missing Beijing 2022's facilities, but their course mogs this cookie cutter one
>phone commits suicide>ruins run
Why is everyone falling??
zoomers cant live without their phones
just came to post that the NBC commentator almost got fired for questioning the judging decision on that aussie
>be American >be named (((Perlmutter)))>get shot
kek
>>153522974Why the fuck would you even carry anything you don’t need, on yourself?
>Perlmutter actually wearing a mother of pearl-colored helmet.neat
>>153522887They don't call it Slopestyle for nothing
We don't care about snowboarding btw
>>153522974just made this webm with same post in mind lol
>>153523002>>153522986
>>153523002almost every rider is listening to music, if you see them without helmets they usually have earbuds in
>>153522981shittiy Italian course
>>153523002>you don’t need,i NEED MY MUSIC
Go Laurie Blouin
>>153522972The slope style track in Pékin was indeed better, they even had snow sculptures on which you could do tricks.
The majority run headphones. That’s why they keep touching their sides.
why is every canadian white?? this doesn't reflect our 90% brown population...
>>153522974It's that one UFC fighter with the mouthguard that kept falling out
>>153522917total leafoid love
CAMON ANIGGA DO SOME FAKIN SPINS
I know we won't but finishing past Canada would be funny as shit
aussie commentators trashing the judges
>>153523054There’s not as many Indian People in Quebec, outside of montreals and university. Beside India has over a billion of them and they only had 2 athlete this year.
>>153523054Aren't a huge proportion of brown Canadians recent immigrants? You've gotta grow up in the country (or somewhere with a similar climate) to get good at winter sports
>>153523087swedish ones did it earlier
my wives are so good!
>>153523092i'm going to bring my 50 cousins and their children to quebec>>153523098i'm going to bring my 50 cousins and their children to japan
Stop the count
>>153523102Japanese are just being impressed with everyone, throwing out a lot of "sugoi" and "subarashii"
mari-chan!!!
noooooooo that was so cool
>land final trick and you might medal>crash
>>153523135If that's what we have to do to qualify in hockey...
Fuuuuuuck that was a good run
She wasn't going to win with that routine anyway
>>153523202she was gonna have the best vibes tho
>IT WAS RIGHT THERE
>>153523186Women
>>153523054snow sport cost money
STOP THE ADS STOP THE ADSSTOP THE ADSSTOP THE ADSSTOP THE ADSSTOP THE ADSSTOP THE ADSSTOP THE ADSSTOP THE ADSSTOP THE ADSSTOP THE ADSSTOP THE ADSSTOP THE ADSSTOP THE ADS
>>153523215>puts her hands up to her head in despair>immediately starts rollingi loled
>>153523215
It's over.
>>153522974She lost her coach in her ear reminding her not to crash?
>>153523135Good luck finding a job when you can’t speak French.
>>153523230i just got a snowboard and a bunch of stuff to go with it and i can't imagine rebuying that for my little shit every year
disappointing for Gasser but she's more of a Big Air girl
my wife
Do you think those girls also skateboard during the summer?
kwab
the state of foids
>>153523301some of them, most of them go snowboarding to NZ
Zoi is going to pull it out on the last run, right? Right?!
jump higher please
Boob grinding on the rail should count
>>153523331
that was insane
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
Too many slips in the rails for Gold.
kokomo rocks
nice run
>>153523092Even funny how none of our medal winners are from Alberta. So much for being claiming to be the "white" Canada. Bunch eastern europe larpers.
Kokomo YES!
>>153523327not now
Kokomo could compete with the men.She'd come 8th at best but still. Leagues above these others
then I think how she's probably gonna marry some rich handsome actor, I get sad
KOKOMOOOOOOOOO
>>153523331she will get breast cancer now
what the fuck?
>reira sit in the back of the bus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJWmbLS2_ec
ZOI SADOWSKI SYNNOTTTHE GREAT WHITE HOPE
>denied a hug
My wife... Noooo
She messed up 2 of her 3 rails, can’t Gold with that.
>commentators contesting the judges now
Zoi!
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
FUCK
a solid 68
no medal for jewnoses
THIS IS FOR ANZAC
super steeze
>silver at best
>>153523415aussie ones called them out too. kokomo should have scored higher
i need a girlfriend so much
>>153523400bitch move. thought japs were nice?
Bronze at best for me thoughbeit
i can volunteer to be a hug man at the finish in the next olympics
>bronze big air>last in slope stylethis sport is all luck
the german girl kinda looks like xqc i just can't help myself
get the fuck out of here with this bullshit riggingthey just wanted her to lose
legitness ZOI ZOI ZOI
>whiteoids rigging this shit
These judges are all over the place, Koko shouldve been silver at least
>SILVERwew
gomenne, kokomo
>>153523480why would they rig it for asians?
go fucking die in a ditch you retarded yellowfeveredfaggots
Based Synnott
Kokomo's last run > Zoi's second run > Zoi's last run
REFBOARD>REFBOARDREFBOARD>REFBOARDREFBOARD>REFBOARDREFBOARD>REFBOARDREFBOARD>REFBOARD
removed 0.35 out of heir buttholes
Italians are rigging the snow
>Long judging delay>87.83>87.48Imagine sending a hag to lolispin. can't beat the cunny
Would marry any and all of them
beautiful poddy
>>153523466Did you watch mens big air skiis yesterday? This shit is horseshit subjective riggatoni and they aren’t even trying to hide it
>>153523531white girls can't stop mogging
>>153523524those japs are 18 and 21 you retarded pedothe only 16 year olds were those shit americans and australian who fell on her face
Annika Morgan has been DJing at the Olympic village every single night, she can't complain about coming in 4th
just replace judge with AI already
>>153523562Dick Jacking? Me next
>>153523570llm's would rig it tooamerican and chinease models have built in censorships and favoritism
graciously giving kiwi's one year to breed zoi or I will and you can't complain
>>153523556>ages like shit in your pathya mogging until 25
>>153523023>>153523030Wouldn't you have it in a zip up pocket? Maybe even inside the jacket?
Congratulations to Zoi on her silver medal
>>153523593at least the bias would be consistent
>>153523613jutta is 27 lol
Who wonned
Kokomo crying before the medal ceremony...
>>153523686she knows she didn't deserve it
>>153523675Japan
>>153523671And she's already hit the wall. Hard.
>>153523671And she already looks like shit, that's the point. I wonder how much of that can be attributed to deliberately bogging herself, though.
no gold for kokomo-chan...
what is fukada hiding underneath her jacket
>>153523728owari da
She dropped the plushie, CUTE!
>kokomo-chan unironically robbedThese judges just want to fake anime endings, it's the same shit from pipe
She is so cute and clumsy.https://files.catbox moe/7caxb6.mp4
>>153523556The jap looks like shit but man this bogged mare is literally repulsive.
mens now
>>153524856mens what?
>>153524856slopestyle final
>>153524908you're watching a replay bro
>>153520782where's GU?
>>153524887Mens cum now.
