Slovakia (6) vs. Germany (2)Canada (1) vs. Czechia (1) - 1st period (4) Finland vs. (5) Switzerland, 12:10 p.m. ET(2) USA vs. (7) Sweden, 3:10 p.m ETPrevious: >>153521234
CZECH VICTORY INCOMING!!!!!!!!
>>153524369first post binland post :DDD
>>153524369FUG :DDDDD
cheezoslovensko will defeat the canananana banana
>>153524347penulty! >:(
I love it when the leaf fans are booing
>>153524369
Canada will lose if Czechia scores and they don't
SCCCCAAAAARRRRRRRR
BENULTY
>
> Tomáš Kundrátek> Jakub Flek> David Tomášek> Lukáš SedlákDo Canadians still believe the "Best On Best" meme?
Remember burgers, it's not fair to beat up a retard
>>153524395>Canada will lose if Czechia scores and they don'tur a real wizard, mohamed
I think close games are more exciting than blowouts desu.
>>153524347mcjesus on a revenge tour
>>153524406That’s an ancient post, Åland
B U T T H O L EUTTHOLE
>>153524408whoa black betty
its STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGG
>>153524417newfag
GIVE THE CZECHS YOUR ENERGY
>want canada to lose> also want to beat canada ourselves
CZECH can do it ... can they
Yeah I'd rather lose now than get humiliated by the US in the semis if that's how shit we're playing.
>>153524416>yaoimaxxingback to monki now
>>153524410
>voices of Trump going to Milan if the US is in the finalImagine the boos.
>>153524440>you understanding the tournament format
ping
holy shit lol
BRENDAN SHANAHAN MUSÍ DÁT
HOWOW
>2innington
>>153524437The only thing better than beating them in the final is them not meddling at all so this is preferable
>>153524436>its spurdo to go alone>take this spärde
DOINKOINK
NOOOOOOO IF ONLY HE WAS 6 YEARS YOUNGER
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
BINNNNNNNNNIIIIIIINGSTOOOOOOOOOONNN
day of the rake
SCAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
it's afraid
Upset happening
DAY OF THERAKE
Rake is upon Canada
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA OH NO NO NO NO NO
>pingCANUCKOLLAPS
HAHAHAHAH A FUCKING LEAF
OH NO NO NO NO AHHAHAHAHAH
HOLY SHIT
Pasta time
PALSTERNAKKA SCAAAAAR
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSCAR
>GARY HELP>OUR CHEATS AREN'T WORKING>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OHNONONONONONONONONONO
CZECH EM CZECH EM CZECH EM CZECH EM CZECH EM CZECH EM CZECH EM CZECH EM CZECH EM
PING PING GOAL
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS HAPPENING
>A FUCKING LEAF
Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
leafs???your answer????
SCAAAAAAAAAAAR
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
FREEZE FRAME
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM CANADA BROS????????YOU BROUGHT YOUR NHL STARS FOR THIS?
Leave it to Palsternakka
>2hittington
>>153524446Yuri genny
why is the maple leaf black? on ode to george floyd?
Oh yeah it's Binningshit time baby
BITCH MARNER WAS LOST HIS WHOLE SHIFT KICK THIS NIGGA OFF MY TEAM
SCARRRRHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>>153524505Canadover
PASTRNAK AWAKE
You're fucking kidding me Canada we're suppose to have le epic rematch
Does Canada even have anything anymore? Finished country its just sad to see
czechked their ass
i hope czechs/finns win but if this leads to pulling binnershit we are in trouble
>binnington
Its time for Wilson to break some legs
COOPER SHELL SHOCKED
This STINKS of a 7-4 final score.
FUCK CANADA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is exciting enough now fellas.
>fucking Filip Chlapik squaring up against Tom WilsonKEK
Pastagod i kneel please retire in sweden
Okay I'm actually starting to worry lol. Hopefully we can pick up our speed here. Biggest difference between us and these Yurocucks is our speed, fucking use it
Wilson is looking angry, whats wrong?
Mark Carney's Canada
Still not worried.
even willy is getting shit talked
>>153524511PALSTERINAKKI :DDDD
and just like that the superrookie is out the game weakshit
Manifesting Czech - Sweden final
>>153524409One of these teams will not play in the semifinals
>>153524408lole
>McDavid losing a big gameWow!
CAUSE I LIKE YOU YEAH I LIKE YOU AMD I FEEL SO BOHEMIAN LIKE YOU
>>153524528czechs need two more in quick succession and the leafs will be too buck broken and frazzled to come back
Knew they were gonna come out hard but lol at counting Canada out already
>>153524549>Olympic gold match without either NA teamI'd pay to see this desu. Absolutely wild.
>start losing>send it the Wilson
what went wrong?
It’s not even noon yet and the Canadians are losing
>>153524548
>>153524538Wilson got ragdolled by a random French player the other day lmao.
Its over they are going to murderpuck everyone now
>>153524557
>>153524546DDDD:
>>153524514black history month
>>153524543Max Carnage
>>153524574Oh no no no
>>153524571The CBC commentators called it correctly. Czechs trying to bait a penalty out of Wilson.
If Canada doesn't score Czechia will win
>>153524571A tale as old as Canada itself.>lose lead>stop playing hockey and start playing MMA Ice Edition
>>153524593many are saying this
>>153524593@grok is this true?
Goalies fucking us like everyone expected and talked about for the last year. Jon Cooper giving the net to a .860 tender because of feefees
Ok who is writing the script they are fucking it up. Canada is the bad guy, they aren’t supposed to face adversity until the end of the movie where the good guy(USA) beats them.
ehm, CANADA BROS??!??!?
>>153524576thats a big frog
Canada looking shaky
I love the heraldry on the Czech jerseys.You should become a monarchy again.
Marner do something my nigga
>>153524596Warrior cultureWarrior sport
>>153524593big if true
>canada on suicide watch
We should just get a mercenarie euro goalie next time
>>153524593Has this been debunked?
>>153524593and if the cheques get another, that means 2 goals will needed for the win
its impossible for Canada to lose
Tom Wilson stinks
WILSON CHIMPOUT
>>153524593damn...
BAITED :^)
were was this Czech team in the regular games? They baited the leafs
3-1 incoming leafs
DO IT CZECHS!!! FINISH THEM
Post yfw Canada loses
>>153524576hahahahahaha
>Goonson
i'm hopping over to detroit if we lose this peewee match
WILSOOOOOONWILSOOOOOOOOOOON
Has a country ever been so exposed?
REEEEE REERE E EEE E IM PICKLE REEEEEEK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>153524639
>>153524636disguise and deceive
Canadians love sitting in the box
this wouldn't be happening if they brought bedard to cuddle Macklin instead of chimp wilson
>>153524613>flushed>>153524604Gary is not going to like this. These are the allstars of the league.
what does he do?
Just looked at flashscore. Is Binnington in net?
>people thought this was an all time team Canada because they beat up some beer league countries Grim
>>153524623It doesn't matter. We have good goalies at the start but they get rusty by the time the big games come in because half the teams get like 4 shots on net per game.
at least we'll get to see mcdavid's leadership right?
>>153524593How could you tell?
>>153524596wtf is>this flagO.ohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%85land
>>153524659kill people
>>153524653missing bob and bobek like you wouldn't believe
>>153524662Well that’s what I’ve just realized. Watching them right now I don’t see them beating the US
>>153524650I saw him in the Vancouver riot pictures too. Paid actor?
>>153524662We let fucking France score 2. That should have been a massive red flag.
>>153524654Based colonizer dad
>>153524662They beat czechia 5/0 in the prelims.
>>153524674that is our and finland's child please be nice to him
the cheques are playing blowjobjutsu
>>153524674It's two islands before Öland
>Left of the linesman Is mcdavid blind ?
>>153524692I got that one. That was very funny.
>>153524683Haven't all Canadian national teams for like the last 15 years been glass cannons. You could fill like 3 olympic level forward groups. But when it come to defense and goaltending it's kinda meh.
you need captains with american blood not these sissies
Leafs can’t hold the zone lmao
canada bros.. its true.. our team is nothing but frauds
>>153524678
Do you remember the wjc when Canada lost against the czechs, and the leafs here proclaimed they only care about the olympics
when tf did they start calling it Czechia? it has always been the Czech republic and when it was under soviet rule it was Czechoslovakia is this another Kyiv thing?
>>153524347LFG CZECHIA
Americans and Canadians are so lucky that Sam Hallam is our coach and not Roger Rönnberg.
>>153524688its fucking retarted, thats what it is
>>153524688He's a good kid, anon :) , nice to see his finnish mom genes did not come through.
STOP THE COUNT
I was worried for a minute because of all the comments but realized it’s the first gotdamn period! Stfu and let the boys work their magic
what do you even say to binnington so he doesn't chimp out?
>>153524716Delete thisDELETE THIS
>>153524674Rightfully Swedish clay but Finland is safekeeping it from Stockholmers so it doesn't turn into a new Malmö
>>153524706They just get lazy after sitting on their hands for the entire group stage.
they should get that wolfdog to do a ceremonial puck drop for the gold medal game
>>153524718Only faggots call us Czechia
>>153524723Sami Hallamaa*
>>153524711Wait until they hear about their captain
>>153524718>is this another Kyiv thing?yes
>>153524716JEN
>>153524711We finally have confirmation that the past 33 years Americans on American teams have won the cup.
>>153524716yes
When is the cheating going to start?
>>153524731isabeau is a trad wife
>>153524731No one will care about him. Timeouts and intermissions are reserved for celebrini's mental therapy.
Canadians are gonna start their usual chimpout if they haven't scored after half of the 2nd
Based Czechs, the Canadians are starting to doubt themselves.
>>153524718and Milan is now Milano. when did this happen
>>15352475010 minutes into the third period
an entire LAND of fennoswedes
>>153524750they already did, but didnt get result>czech gets penalty without doing anything illegalpowerplay fails
>>153524723>Roger RönnbergFraudlunda KWAB. You of course mean Tomas "Bulan" Berglund.
>>153524748Oh that's rough
>>153524427
>It was supposed to be their turn
It's smooth sailing from here chris the canadians are over the moon!
>>153524748KWAB
>>153524750he's making the call right now
>>153524748NO NO NODon't post this one !!
>>153524731“Just go out there and have fun, buddy.”:^)
>>153524730>the magic in question
>>153524576what a goonnhl should hire this man as a goon
>>153524762Nope, it has always been Mediolan, since ancient timeshttps://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mediolan
>>153524748i wasn't sure which year this was from because it's not the most recent clip KEK
Does Canada really have an even gayer Albertan ripoff of Yellowstone? We need to call off those annexation talks yesterday.
Does anyone know what the gambling odds were before the game?
>>153524718>Both Czechia and the Czech Republic are correct, but the Czech government prefers Czechia as the official short name for informal use (sports, maps, general conversation), while the Czech Republic remains the formal, long name for official documents and treaties.
>>153524716everyone does, that's the best thing that now they cannot even say that this tournament doesn't matter lmao
>>153524787No, its actually Mediolanum
>>153524783how about this one???
You guys meant Richard Greencastle
Why the fuck did they put Marchand's corpse in the lineup?
>>153524718Czechoslovakia was Czechia and Slovakia. Since 1992 Czechia (Česko) has been the official name of the country but for some reason, "Czech Republic" is also used a lot in English.
If team Canada had Panny they wouldnt be in this situation.
how long before Canadians go feral and start murdering players?
>>153524800You should trade Minnesota for Alberta, everyone would be happy
wilson should think twice before deciding to murderpuck
>>1535248041.2 can 8.9 cze
>>153524639OH CANADA OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND
>>153524800it has 20 seasons
Canada getting some adversity early in the playoffs is great. Next game will be much tougher against Finland. They need to be ready to smoke and cook those Kwabs.
>woman on the hockey panelWhat the fuck does she know about hockey?
>>153524576LMAOwhat a bitch
I wish my job was dressing Elliotte Friedman and combing his hair and fixing whatever he's got going on with his eyebrows
a guy like corey perry would mindfuck the chequian fools but nooo he's too filthy for national television
Time to activate our sleeper cells>turnover >turnover >turnover >turnover>turnover >turnover>turnover
>>153524819Hopefully start of the 2nd. I want to see another punchup in piestany
>>153524839holy fuck what a neck
>Losing is actually good!Was it cope?
>>153524781Is Czech a sunbelter team than Canada?
Latvia would've heemed both these teams
>>153524844for canada yes but in our case it's real
>>153524839Syracuse is rightful Canadian clay thoughever.
>>153524844that's some next level preemptive cope
>>153524806This doesn't mean anything any country's official name is different from what people use like for example Swedistan is actually the Kingdom of Sweden or something and Finland is a republic, too.
>>153524844>Based Pronger has the same take as meBased me and based Pronger
>Roman Cervenka>40 years old>NHL flop>Czech Extraliga merchant>He's cooking CanadaMeme tournament
>>153524576Holy based. French dont give a fuck if they lose 100-0 they will still beat the shit out of NHL queers.
>>153524824or to be precise 1.16 if I remember correctly
Canada deserves to lose today. This country has become a completely demoralized Potemkin village. A very fitting end to the story
>>153524750that's the trick: we're always cheating
>this bitch on the feed
>>153524855Pronger is a champion at every level. I’ll take his word over yours anyway.
>>153524836His lower lip is terrifying. He’s such a slimy, repulsive kike.
>>153524826>true north>losing to some balmy eastern european shitholeAt least with the scandis and balts we could cope that they're colder than we are.
>>153524707I can’t see the puck
>>153524863NHL shitters have been exposed hard this tournament
>>153524863Millennials should take whatever wins they can get desu
Canada rest too long and forgot how to play
>>153524875k keep me posted
>>153524821Minnesota (Excluding the Northwest Angle.), Wisconsin and the Upper Peninsula and all the Americans in them for Alberta, Saskatchewan and Manitoba, with none of the Canadians and we have a deal.
>canada eternally seethes about US dominance in their sporting league>have a channel called USA advertised on their tvCanada sisters.....
Really, jannie?
>>153524883are the ziggers right that the khl is just as kompetitive as the nhl?
>>153524877It's not fair for the kids of today, who have to learn hockey from Elliotte and some woman. Back in my day we had Don Cherry and Bob McKenzie teaching us the ways of the game.
>>153524877
>>153524883Draisaitl played 30 minutes and couldnt score against the Slovenians today
>>153524889This was clear after the france game. It's one thing to take it easy in groups when you're already guaranteed to advance but this is single elim and they're skating around like the game doesn't matter.Gotta wonder if the coaches got cocky and told them to save their gas for the semis and now it's biting their asses.
RIGHT FUCKING NOWRIGHT FUCKING NOWDIG THE FUCK IN REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>153524892>with none of the Canadiansall the chinese will stay
>>153524863>Czech Extraliga merchanthol' up *smacks lips*, this nigga would be still killing it in Switzerland if it wasn't for billionaire Petr Dedek bringing him to Pardubice
>>153524894Poltava
>>153524900can't score against a team that didn't play
I think we can all agree this is foreshadowing the massive flop of the Kwaborado Avacuck in the 2026 playoffs. MacK is invisible out there.
How long is that break?Do I have time to go for groceries?
>>153524741Oh look, another boomer "Czechoslovakia never ceased existing" psycho dezolé
Mcdavid's grooming celebrini right now as we post
>>153524897Never was but especially not since all foreign players got the fuck out
>Finland is getting a cakewalk to GoldCongrats to Suomi
Drug advertising is highly restricted here, it's weird seeing the Canadian stream shilling ozempic so much
>>153524906Kek get fucked leafjeets
>>153524920i thought he was in the press box til they said his name at the end of the period loli was thinking he's gonna be pissed when they lose this and he didn't play
my stream loves to be in 240p
Czechs and Slovaks should have their own Summit Series to determine who is the better soviet cumsock.
who hired this lisspy negress?
why is this black woman with a lisp that can barely speak on television?
it's over the americans we right we let our country get taken over by indians. we even made Sidhu Chrousbhary our captain
>>153524906Holy shit open mic in the leaf lockerroom
>>153524934I miss those days in America when it was the same
The leaf appears to be shaking in the wind
>>153524937Take off the VPN and go watch the PBS stream then
>>153524942She sounds like a female version of EmptyHero.
>>153524894uhm... what happened up north?
canadiantwitter wants to execute mitch marner and nick suzuki
>>153524957no one knows what that means tranny
>>153524892>trading wisconsinyou can go back to africa
>>153524940>>153524942OH CANADA
Will they "wake the fuck up"?
>>153524934What's weirder is that the CBC is a public broadcaster owned and funded by the federal government. They don't need to run commercials and they aren't operated for profit and yet every few minutes I have gambling and drug shilling shoved in my face.This shit has really gone to the dogs.
>this intermission
Never seen so many federalist ads.>Join the army>Proud Canadian>Join the RCMP
>>153524942can you send me one black mamacita, please?
>>153524969Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all
>>153524969you like this guy's ass a bit too much
>>153524742Based sleeper-agent. He got the Siima part of the plan. He just forgot he gotta pull the matto alta afterwards.
>>153524984Didnt you hear about the defense budget increases?
>>153524948Not gonna lie that was a bad period for Canada. Czechia played a hell of a game but Canada's offense and defense didn't seem to know which was is up.If they keep playing like this the Czechs deserve to win.
>>153524940>>153524942Just put it in French or Innue!
>>153524992speed is stored in the buttocks
>>153524984for me it's something about Ontario economy and what looks like queen latifah on cbc shilling wegovy
Respect to the hockey players in 2nd czech tier playing right now and missing this game
>>153524984gotta get ready for the war
>>153525008our elite league is also playing games through this
>>153525005friendly reminder that the swedish for for "speed" is "fart"
>>153525005>speed is stored in the buttocks>loaded with gas>passes windhe's right
SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
intermission sausagehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My5dZDvdsKw
How come the leaf logo is black? Don't they know it symbolizes it being burned to a crisp?
>>153524984>Elbows up! Canada strong! Stick it to those dastardly Americans>*gets btfo at the olympics*>NOOOOOOOOOO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GET MORE WHITE RECRUITS FOR THE WAR
>>153525009I hope our troops have good leadership like mike sullivan
>>153524643Fuck off we're full.
>stoppage of play>camera zooms in on wilsonEvery time lel.
WILSON GETTING DOOFIED
>>153524992typical sconnie innit
>>153525010are there even people attending the games? I am watching the stream of the 2nd tier and there has to be about 800 people in a 7000 stadium
oh shit the game started
>>153524643you better root for the wings and tigers
always feels so good to watch these arrogant pricks get some reality check. Canadians here only confirming my judgment
what's he thinking?
>>153524984where are you seeing ads, cbc online haven't shown me a single ad
>>153525033literally a game at the same time as Team Finland's quarterfinal. I don't assume there's a lot of people there.
How the fuck is that not a penalty? Yurocuck refs arrowing blatant interference on Crosby?
>>153525034No one told Binnington either.
>>153524997Iknow they ordered for the 2 world biggest ice breaking bosts to be made in BC, to defend the north!
what is a virtual youtuber? they look like hentai girls. I dont get what a virtual youtuber is. Hoc seems like the place to ask.
>>153525044we watch on tv like civilized men here
>>153525041
>>153525041He's trying to remember if he came on the conn smythe or not during the afterparty.
>>153525041"I could take Dostal out"
>GIBS A PENULTY PLEASE!!!I can't stand homer commentary.
>>153525033Your second tier teams have arenas for 7000 people? Damn we are a third world joke.
>>153525054I don't have cable anymore :(
>>153525013FARTEXTRA
>>153525052its the thing that bud orders merchandise from but his dad opened his damn package
TRIPLE SHIFT MCDAVID COOPER
>>153525005
>faceoffman
Macklins due for another one by now
>>153525052A youtuber that uses an animated avatar that follows their face movements by using a video tracking app. Blew up in Japan (hence the anime style) and spread from there.
Czechs are already parking the bus... not looking good
>>153525052They're anime girl streamers
>>153525066LOL
>>153525044Radio-Canada, on TV.
Yeah the avs are getting brutalized 1st round of the playoffs
>>153525065Get a TV antenna
>>153525064yeah because it got relegated 4 years ago kek, the league average has to be like 1100 people attending
I was raped
>>153525077
i LOVE mike johnson's tears
>>153525073caught you, get 'em boys!
>>153525052peak degeneracy invented by zoomers
>>153525077Sexy hurea
None of the canadian offensemen seem to know what the other is doing. Tonnes of pucks being thrown out to the wind and people suddenly scrambling to try and catch a pass they weren't ready for.If they played like this in the groups they wouldn't have advanced.
Crosby ded?
crosby got murderpucked
My crobby :(
SISSY CRYSBY IS DONE OH NO
They’re trying to kill Crosby lmao
Marner sacrifice your life and forecheck a guy or something
I should not be so happy, but finally seing the prince of hockey getting tackled without goons by his side, made Me rejoice.
PREEMPTIVE STRIKE
>>153525077Thank you for watching! Please subscribe to our channel! Give us a high rating and follow our Twitter! Please come see me tomorrow!
>swedish ref misses the czech on can-nada interferenceHeh, notin' personel, kid.
>>153525041>I wish I was at home doing marlin fishing and cocaine
CROSBY HEEMED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED FINISH HIM
crosby old bones getting old
>>153525041what is a pitpull thinking when it sees a toddler?
>>153525052>>153525073But why? Why do they do this?
LIGHT SOMEONE UP WILLY!
RIP CrosbyThis can NOT be happening
>>153525077>>153525086who is this elf woman?
>>153525118my wife
ITS OGRE CANADA
what the fuck is going on
EZ game for the chechs
why is the rat not ratting
>>153525118It's a drawing, not an actual woman. .
are you winning son
>>153525111czech these dubs
Crosby has left the building how wacky is that
Sindys career is over
KWABsbyhis boyfriend must be scared
Crosby is dead
>>153525118Flare
I hope his career is over
ITS F OVER!!!!!!!! OLD MAN SIDNEY CROSBY IS OUT!!!!!!! CANADA IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!
wow
If you maul your opponent you win. Nice sport.
looked like a non-contact injury before he got hit but my stream is on 240p again
Target McMuffin next czechbros
Hahaha yes kill Crosby
>>153525114autogynophilia
oh no it's the world juniors all over again
>Canadian shooting
mcfraud
THREEPEAT GOLDEN GOALS........
AHAHAHAHAH
>>153525135what even happened
>I can't score
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
czechians are the new russ*ans in hockey
>>153524741>>153524922from an outside point of view, I thought he just meant that Czech Republic sounds better than Czechia. I have no idea if it has any slovak connotation though.
How could they not score that?
>>153525117His divine a a putting the puck in the net. He’s absolutely uselessonce confronted with brute force.
Crosby's fucked. At least the Penguins have a lot of depth right now.
>>153525135CZECHED.COM
>>153525152too soon bro
>play divegrass and wait for the paid-off euro refs to give you a powerplay for the lead>then just go out and murder all the star players while the refs ignore itThe european style of hockey sure is something.
Everyone calm down, this is why they brought Celebrini
how do you guys pay attention to the game and solve the captchas at the same time?
>>153525167They’re buckbroken the Czechs just murked Crosby in front of them
>>153525141Im paying a 9/10 gyaru escort to cosplay as her next month while I rail her cant wait.
>>153525178many many years of elite shitposting
>>153525171looks like acl, dead career.
>>153525178I just pull not requireds.
>>153525165this is what canadians did to us 2012 I 'member. serves them well
Why isn't Canada scoring?
>hasek in net
>>153525178Poast during stops in play
>>153525178I pay a small Asian man to type out my posts for me.
>Crosby died>Canada eliminated in quarter finals>”good guy” reputation tarnished over curling It might actually be over for our country.
>>153525178what captchas?
they could really use bedard right now
Dont get your hopes up guys canada will still win. Its always like this
>mcsecondary
>>153525171kevin hayes
If we have to face Canada the Finnish team will just die. lol
>>153524643>windsor scumFUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>153525178I dictate my posts to my wife to post
>mckwaboty
Why does the Czech goalie spend 90% of the time behind his goal leaving it completely open?Seems risky as all hell.
fucking hell the pressure is on now
this is good action
Canada, you cunt, how dare you play like that, I had my bet on you, you owe me €1000 if you don't start playing and WIN! I want to eat tomorrow, don't fuck my ticket.
legal high sticking is the best high stickingblood as well? perfect
>>153525178Just count the stars bro
Dobré ráno
Punished Pasta
>>153525176>canasofts
The boys are waking up now this is why days off in a tourney are cancer
>>153525176Did you forget what Wilson did to Fiala?
>>153525199>in netUntil I see him on the blue line he is not to be compared to Hasek.
>>153525205Scheifele was the biggest oversight
This period is like a huge power play. Canada will come back obviously.
>>153525202we need to start preparing for total war and seriously consider striking first
>>153525202>It might actually be over for our country.only massacring browns will repair our reputation.
>>153525214And which PWHL team do you play for?
>>153525243Good call. I say we start with Sweden.
>>153525232Buen día
>No Stanley Cup>No Gold Medal>Winner of the Gary Bettman 4 Nations Face-OffHow will his legacy recover?
>>153525235Crosby is washed
I wish someone would shoot doug ford in his testicles and leave him to bleed out
>>153525202this was the liberals plan all along, they won
>>153525251:(
>>1535251784chan pass
>>153525178>he doesn't have 4chan pass
>>153525242>5 minute power >no goals I'm a little worried NGL
>wake up>canada losing>Crosby hurtWhat the FUCK
>>153525219To signal dominace
I'm tearing up right now. Don't know what I'll do if we lose this game.
>>153525178They're still easier than those stupid sliding ones from before
Canadabros...
>>153525178script
>>153525235Hopefully he can see the same doctors who saved Lindsey Vonn's life.
If the Yurocucks play dirty and take out Crosby, why not do the same? I would send Tom Wilson out there to go after Pastrnak and show no mercy.
>>153525254It doesn’t. His legacy will be being that weird placeholder between Crosby and Celebrini
it sounds like this Sydney Crosby was pretty good
>>153525178>he doesn't have a 4chan pass
>>153525254
>>153525251Strike Malmö and Stockholm first
>>153525271i'm taking everything out on marner online
we are losing to Czechnia and now have no Crosby. this is what we get for cheating at curling
I crave swiss blood.
>>153525255huge week for raccoons
>best canadian squad of all time>lose to czech republicIts so over
predicting a classic flying elbow from the rat before this is over
>and the bench collapses with non verbals as captains
>>153525178>solving captchas
lets go suomi!
These guys are not going to survive with Canada going full attack.
The >Czechs wont hold this lead.
>>153525295would be a very funny time for someone (brad marchand or tom wilson) to take a five minute penalty for virtually no reason
>>153525300huomenta
sooner or later this game will be over
>>153525302Bold statement
>paying for jannies that do it for freeI shiggydiggydoo
>>153525254His legacy is that fucking Architectural Digest video with his gold digger slut wife
I'm starting to notice the czech startegy>shoot at the net from mid rink to trigger a faceoff>euro ref gives czechs a free win on the faceoff>try to one-timer off the faceoff before anyone reacts>if it fails, fall back to your own end and wait for a bad call from the ref to steal the puck and repeatAlso noticed how they stopped fishing for bad powerplay calls as soon as they were up 1. I wonder how much the refs were paid off for this shit.
>retrigger sid concussion
>>153525290Fuark she's so hot.
>>153524716not only do i remember, i've been actively thinking about every day since it happened - waiting for this exact moment
finna bouta lose
>>153525311>>153525311>>153525311New
>>153525251Honestly I’m getting sick and tired of the Czechs. I think it’s time they split in half again.
>>153525302I believe in Pasta
>>153525290This bitch is the most annoying thing to come out of these olympics.
>remaining captains for Canada are McDavid and Makar*WHEEZE* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
there’s no way Canada doesn’t win this right?
Come on hurt the Avalanche players.
>>153525325>page 1
>>153525320They found out that's the best way to keep from getting gassed after 20 minutes.
>>153525283Brady Tkachuk literally had never played a playoff game when he said this lmao
Do Canadians beat their wife if their hockey team loses?
>>153525256washed at 40 with over ppg, how embarrassing.
I knew we needed a goonsquad
>>153525278Cindy has always gotten injured as soon as you look at him
Canada sucks lol
Pfft 322
guys, i, I'm not feeling so good
And the refpucking begins
>>153525339It's a /hoc/ tradition to make a new thread as soon as bump limit hits so there can be 20 threads up at any one time.
Refs Refs Refs
mackinnon falling like a leaf
there's the gary I know and love
>commentator unironically seething
>>153525178i was going to participate in this thread, but>Wait 60s to get Captcha>Find the stars, press post>You havent solved the captcha..>Find stars again>Find stars a 2nd time>Find whatver bullshit a 3rd time.> Ready to post.Yeah this is my first post in years and last message on this shitty site thanks to this garbage. Literally worse than reddit.
the fix is in
>>153525366>smack a random defenser in the back of your head with a stick while the play happens elsewhere>"wtf refs how could you call that"Czechs are really pushing how far the refs will let them cheat this game. Looks like even bribes have limits. I wonder if they pay per call
>scorefull draw
WE'RE SO BACK
>C2ech goaltending
Aaaaaand there's the refpuck
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACKE ARESOFUCKING BACK
it was nice 30 minutes until the rigging startedsee you all during the next skodacup...
It begins.
Grim
ref save me
Czech sissies... It's over...
It's so over
>>153525400Just buy a pass it's like 1.60/month
>>153525418There goalie is the only thing keeping them from absolute collapse this period.
>>153525446Now that we know that money goes to a cabal of Epstein's lackeys I wouldn't even give them 10 cents a month.
>>153525178The only annoying one is the stars, the others are a little bit fun
>>153525463There's been a pretty consistent trend through the group stages of these euro teams having fucking amazing goaltending. /hoc/ has a laugh at some of the lopsided scores but when you have as many shots on net as the canadians have been having, holding it to 5 or 6 is still a good record.
>>153525446>gets banned for replying to a 30 minute old may marmalade threadno thanks
Crosby looks like a wormy kike accountant
>>153525235diving faggot leaf
>>153525518What a disgusting and needless post
Wilson kill em dead
Czechs are slowing down. Tank's low on gas.
PING
Gudas is such a fucking retard, everyone is always like wooooa it is great to have him there because he is tough and likes to fight (which isn't even allowed here) and in the end he just fucks up everything
it's so fucking riggedcanucks can't stop cheating
>>153525329Based flag
>>153525518Sid the Yid Investments
I'm Canadian but even i can see they need Canada to advance
>some eurosmell nation vs Canada>pot an early goal or two>every eurosmell freaks out and gloats>Canada comes back and wins>*crickets*Tale as old as time
>>153525590>Gudas is such a fucking retard,he needs to go the hospital.. or the morgue
>>153525782They’ll be back to troll the Americans when they lose the gold medal game.
>>153525782are you on the team
>>153526001that's sidney posting from the hospital
>>153525090Yes, i agree.
they should make a virtual youtoober but its gary
what team canada needs is to ice retarded turnover prone penalty machine sam bennet
canada sisters...
WTF is this 3 on 3 bullshit?
not like this bros :(
>>153527447It was a hard game nglcould've gone either way anytime
>Nick Suzuki kivoua tout nické
why there are no indian-canadians ice hockey players? or are there?