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Slovakia (6) vs. Germany (2)
Canada (1) vs. Czechia (1) - 1st period
(4) Finland vs. (5) Switzerland, 12:10 p.m. ET
(2) USA vs. (7) Sweden, 3:10 p.m ET
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CZECH VICTORY INCOMING!!!!!!!!
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>>153524369
first post binland post :DDD
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>>153524369
FUG :DDDDD
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cheezoslovensko will defeat the canananana banana
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>>153524347
penulty! >:(
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I love it when the leaf fans are booing
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>>153524369
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Canada will lose if Czechia scores and they don't
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SCCCCAAAAARRRRRRRR
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>>153524369
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BENULTY
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> Tomáš Kundrátek
> Jakub Flek
> David Tomášek
> Lukáš Sedlák
Do Canadians still believe the "Best On Best" meme?
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Remember burgers, it's not fair to beat up a retard
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>>153524395
>Canada will lose if Czechia scores and they don't
ur a real wizard, mohamed
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I think close games are more exciting than blowouts desu.
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>>153524347
mcjesus on a revenge tour
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>>153524406
That’s an ancient post, Åland
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B U T T H O L E
U
T
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H
O
L
E
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>>153524408
whoa black betty
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its STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGG
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>>153524417
newfag
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GIVE THE CZECHS YOUR ENERGY
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>want canada to lose
> also want to beat canada ourselves
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CZECH can do it ... can they
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Yeah I'd rather lose now than get humiliated by the US in the semis if that's how shit we're playing.
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>>153524416
>yaoimaxxing
back to monki now
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>>153524410
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>voices of Trump going to Milan if the US is in the final
Imagine the boos.
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>>153524440
>you understanding the tournament format
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ping
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holy shit lol
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BRENDAN SHANAHAN MUSÍ DÁT
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HOW
O
W
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>2innington
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>>153524437
The only thing better than beating them in the final is them not meddling at all so this is preferable
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>>153524436
>its spurdo to go alone
>take this spärde
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DOINK
O
I
N
K
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NOOOOOOO IF ONLY HE WAS 6 YEARS YOUNGER
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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BINNNNNNNNNIIIIIIINGSTOOOOOOOOOONNN
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day of the rake
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SCAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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it's afraid
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Upset happening
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DAY
OF
THE
RAKE
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Rake is upon Canada
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA OH NO NO NO NO NO
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>ping
CANUCKOLLAPS
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HAHAHAHAH
A FUCKING LEAF
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OH NO NO NO NO AHHAHAHAHAH
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HOLY SHIT
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Pasta time
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PALSTERNAKKA SCAAAAAR
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
SCAR
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>GARY HELP
>OUR CHEATS AREN'T WORKING
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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OHNONONONONONONONONONO
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CZECH EM CZECH EM CZECH EM CZECH EM CZECH EM CZECH EM CZECH EM CZECH EM CZECH EM
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PING PING GOAL
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS HAPPENING
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>A FUCKING LEAF
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day of the rake
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Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
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leafs???
your answer????
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAR
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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FREEZE FRAME
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UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM CANADA BROS????????

YOU BROUGHT YOUR NHL STARS FOR THIS?
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Leave it to Palsternakka
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>2hittington
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>>153524446
Yuri genny
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why is the maple leaf black? on ode to george floyd?
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Oh yeah it's Binningshit time baby
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BITCH MARNER WAS LOST HIS WHOLE SHIFT KICK THIS NIGGA OFF MY TEAM
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SCARRRR
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>153524505
Canadover
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PASTRNAK AWAKE
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You're fucking kidding me Canada we're suppose to have le epic rematch
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Does Canada even have anything anymore? Finished country its just sad to see
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czechked their ass
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i hope czechs/finns win but if this leads to pulling binnershit we are in trouble
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>binnington
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Its time for Wilson to break some legs
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COOPER SHELL SHOCKED
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This STINKS of a 7-4 final score.
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FUCK CANADA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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This is exciting enough now fellas.
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>fucking Filip Chlapik squaring up against Tom Wilson
KEK
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Pastagod i kneel please retire in sweden
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Okay I'm actually starting to worry lol. Hopefully we can pick up our speed here. Biggest difference between us and these Yurocucks is our speed, fucking use it
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Wilson is looking angry, whats wrong?
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Mark Carney's Canada
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Still not worried.
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even willy is getting shit talked
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>>153524511
PALSTERINAKKI :DDDD
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and just like that the superrookie is out the game weakshit
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Manifesting Czech - Sweden final
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>>153524409
One of these teams will not play in the semifinals
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>>153524408
lole
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>McDavid losing a big game
Wow!
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CAUSE I LIKE YOU YEAH I LIKE YOU AMD I FEEL SO BOHEMIAN LIKE YOU
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>>153524528
czechs need two more in quick succession and the leafs will be too buck broken and frazzled to come back
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Knew they were gonna come out hard but lol at counting Canada out already
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>>153524549
>Olympic gold match without either NA team
I'd pay to see this desu. Absolutely wild.
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>start losing
>send it the Wilson
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what went wrong?
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It’s not even noon yet and the Canadians are losing
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>>153524548
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>>153524538
Wilson got ragdolled by a random French player the other day lmao.
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Its over they are going to murderpuck everyone now
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>>153524557
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>>153524546
DDDD:
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>>153524514
black history month
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>>153524543
Max Carnage
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>>153524574
Oh no no no
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>>153524571
The CBC commentators called it correctly. Czechs trying to bait a penalty out of Wilson.
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If Canada doesn't score Czechia will win
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>>153524571
A tale as old as Canada itself.

>lose lead
>stop playing hockey and start playing MMA Ice Edition
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>>153524593
many are saying this
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>>153524593
@grok is this true?
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Goalies fucking us like everyone expected and talked about for the last year.
Jon Cooper giving the net to a .860 tender because of feefees
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Ok who is writing the script they are fucking it up. Canada is the bad guy, they aren’t supposed to face adversity until the end of the movie where the good guy(USA) beats them.
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ehm, CANADA BROS??!??!?
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>>153524576
thats a big frog
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Canada looking shaky
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I love the heraldry on the Czech jerseys.
You should become a monarchy again.
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Marner do something my nigga
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>>153524596
Warrior culture
Warrior sport
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>>153524593
big if true
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>canada on suicide watch
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We should just get a mercenarie euro goalie next time
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>>153524593
Has this been debunked?
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>>153524593
and if the cheques get another, that means 2 goals will needed for the win
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its impossible for Canada to lose
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Tom Wilson stinks
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WILSON CHIMPOUT
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>>153524593
damn...
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BAITED :^)
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were was this Czech team in the regular games? They baited the leafs
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3-1 incoming leafs
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DO IT CZECHS!!! FINISH THEM
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Post yfw Canada loses
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>>153524576
hahahahahaha
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>Goonson
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i'm hopping over to detroit if we lose this peewee match
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WILSOOOOOON
WIL
SOOOOOOOOOOON
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Has a country ever been so exposed?
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REEEEE
REE

RE E EEE E

IM PICKLE REEEEEEK

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>153524639
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>>153524636
disguise and deceive
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Canadians love sitting in the box
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this wouldn't be happening if they brought bedard to cuddle Macklin instead of chimp wilson
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>>153524613
>flushed
>>153524604
Gary is not going to like this. These are the allstars of the league.
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what does he do?
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Just looked at flashscore. Is Binnington in net?
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>>153524639
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>people thought this was an all time team Canada because they beat up some beer league countries
Grim
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>>153524623
It doesn't matter. We have good goalies at the start but they get rusty by the time the big games come in because half the teams get like 4 shots on net per game.
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at least we'll get to see mcdavid's leadership right?
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>>153524593
How could you tell?
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>>153524596
wtf is
>this flag
O.o

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%85land
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>>153524659
kill people
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>>153524653
missing bob and bobek like you wouldn't believe
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>>153524662
Well that’s what I’ve just realized. Watching them right now I don’t see them beating the US
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>>153524650
I saw him in the Vancouver riot pictures too. Paid actor?
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>>153524662
We let fucking France score 2. That should have been a massive red flag.
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>>153524654
Based colonizer dad
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>>153524662
They beat czechia 5/0 in the prelims.
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>>153524674
that is our and finland's child please be nice to him
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the cheques are playing blowjobjutsu
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>>153524674
It's two islands before Öland
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>Left of the linesman
Is mcdavid blind ?
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>>153524692
I got that one. That was very funny.
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>>153524683
Haven't all Canadian national teams for like the last 15 years been glass cannons. You could fill like 3 olympic level forward groups. But when it come to defense and goaltending it's kinda meh.
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>>153524639
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you need captains with american blood not these sissies
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Leafs can’t hold the zone lmao
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canada bros.. its true.. our team is nothing but frauds
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>>153524678
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Do you remember the wjc when Canada lost against the czechs, and the leafs here proclaimed they only care about the olympics
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when tf did they start calling it Czechia? it has always been the Czech republic and when it was under soviet rule it was Czechoslovakia

is this another Kyiv thing?
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>>153524347
LFG CZECHIA
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Americans and Canadians are so lucky that Sam Hallam is our coach and not Roger Rönnberg.
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>>153524688
its fucking retarted, thats what it is
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>>153524688
He's a good kid, anon :) , nice to see his finnish mom genes did not come through.
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STOP THE COUNT
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I was worried for a minute because of all the comments but realized it’s the first gotdamn period! Stfu and let the boys work their magic
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what do you even say to binnington so he doesn't chimp out?
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>>153524716
Delete this
DELETE THIS
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>>153524674
Rightfully Swedish clay but Finland is safekeeping it from Stockholmers so it doesn't turn into a new Malmö
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>>153524706
They just get lazy after sitting on their hands for the entire group stage.
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they should get that wolfdog to do a ceremonial puck drop for the gold medal game
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>>153524718
Only faggots call us Czechia
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>>153524723
Sami Hallamaa*
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>>153524711
Wait until they hear about their captain
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>>153524718
>is this another Kyiv thing?
yes
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>>153524716
JEN
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>>153524711
We finally have confirmation that the past 33 years Americans on American teams have won the cup.
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>>153524716
yes
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When is the cheating going to start?
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>>153524639
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>>153524731
isabeau is a trad wife
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>>153524731
No one will care about him. Timeouts and intermissions are reserved for celebrini's mental therapy.
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Canadians are gonna start their usual chimpout if they haven't scored after half of the 2nd
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Based Czechs, the Canadians are starting to doubt themselves.
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>>153524718
and Milan is now Milano. when did this happen
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>>153524750
10 minutes into the third period
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an entire LAND of fennoswedes
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>>153524750
they already did, but didnt get result
>czech gets penalty without doing anything illegal
powerplay fails
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>>153524723
>Roger Rönnberg
Fraudlunda KWAB. You of course mean Tomas "Bulan" Berglund.
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>>153524748
Oh that's rough
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>>153524427
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>>153524639
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>It was supposed to be their turn
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It's smooth sailing from here chris the canadians are over the moon!
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>>153524748
KWAB
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>>153524750
he's making the call right now
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>>153524748
NO NO NO
Don't post this one !!
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>>153524731
“Just go out there and have fun, buddy.”
:^)
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>>153524730
>the magic in question
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>>153524576
what a goon

nhl should hire this man as a goon
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>>153524762
Nope, it has always been Mediolan, since ancient times
https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mediolan
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>>153524748
i wasn't sure which year this was from because it's not the most recent clip KEK
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Does Canada really have an even gayer Albertan ripoff of Yellowstone? We need to call off those annexation talks yesterday.
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Does anyone know what the gambling odds were before the game?
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>>153524718
>Both Czechia and the Czech Republic are correct, but the Czech government prefers Czechia as the official short name for informal use (sports, maps, general conversation), while the Czech Republic remains the formal, long name for official documents and treaties.
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>>153524716
everyone does, that's the best thing that now they cannot even say that this tournament doesn't matter lmao
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>>153524787
No, its actually Mediolanum
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>>153524783
how about this one???
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You guys meant Richard Greencastle
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Why the fuck did they put Marchand's corpse in the lineup?
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>>153524718
Czechoslovakia was Czechia and Slovakia. Since 1992 Czechia (Česko) has been the official name of the country but for some reason, "Czech Republic" is also used a lot in English.
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If team Canada had Panny they wouldnt be in this situation.
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how long before Canadians go feral and start murdering players?
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>>153524800
You should trade Minnesota for Alberta, everyone would be happy
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wilson should think twice before deciding to murderpuck
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>>153524804
1.2 can 8.9 cze
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>>153524639
OH CANADA OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND
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>>153524800
it has 20 seasons
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Canada getting some adversity early in the playoffs is great. Next game will be much tougher against Finland. They need to be ready to smoke and cook those Kwabs.
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>woman on the hockey panel
What the fuck does she know about hockey?
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>>153524576
LMAO
what a bitch
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I wish my job was dressing Elliotte Friedman and combing his hair and fixing whatever he's got going on with his eyebrows
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a guy like corey perry would mindfuck the chequian fools but nooo he's too filthy for national television
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Time to activate our sleeper cells
>turnover
>turnover
>turnover
>turnover
>turnover
>turnover
>turnover
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>>153524819
Hopefully start of the 2nd. I want to see another punchup in piestany
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>>153524839
holy fuck what a neck
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>Losing is actually good!
Was it cope?
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>>153524781
Is Czech a sunbelter team than Canada?
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Latvia would've heemed both these teams
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>>153524844
for canada yes but in our case it's real
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>>153524839
Syracuse is rightful Canadian clay thoughever.
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>>153524844
that's some next level preemptive cope
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>>153524806
This doesn't mean anything any country's official name is different from what people use like for example Swedistan is actually the Kingdom of Sweden or something and Finland is a republic, too.
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>>153524844
>Based Pronger has the same take as me
Based me and based Pronger
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>>153524639
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>Roman Cervenka
>40 years old
>NHL flop
>Czech Extraliga merchant
>He's cooking Canada
Meme tournament
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>>153524576
Holy based. French dont give a fuck if they lose 100-0 they will still beat the shit out of NHL queers.
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>>153524824
or to be precise 1.16 if I remember correctly
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Canada deserves to lose today. This country has become a completely demoralized Potemkin village. A very fitting end to the story
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>>153524750
that's the trick: we're always cheating
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>this bitch on the feed
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>>153524855
Pronger is a champion at every level. I’ll take his word over yours anyway.
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>>153524836
His lower lip is terrifying. He’s such a slimy, repulsive kike.
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>>153524826
>true north
>losing to some balmy eastern european shithole
At least with the scandis and balts we could cope that they're colder than we are.
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>>153524707
I can’t see the puck
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>>153524863
NHL shitters have been exposed hard this tournament
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>>153524863
Millennials should take whatever wins they can get desu
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Canada rest too long and forgot how to play
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>>153524875
k keep me posted
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>>153524821
Minnesota (Excluding the Northwest Angle.), Wisconsin and the Upper Peninsula and all the Americans in them for Alberta, Saskatchewan and Manitoba, with none of the Canadians and we have a deal.
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>canada eternally seethes about US dominance in their sporting league
>have a channel called USA advertised on their tv
Canada sisters.....
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Really, jannie?
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>>153524639
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>>153524883
are the ziggers right that the khl is just as kompetitive as the nhl?
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>>153524877
It's not fair for the kids of today, who have to learn hockey from Elliotte and some woman. Back in my day we had Don Cherry and Bob McKenzie teaching us the ways of the game.
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>>153524877
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>>153524883
Draisaitl played 30 minutes and couldnt score against the Slovenians today
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>>153524889
This was clear after the france game. It's one thing to take it easy in groups when you're already guaranteed to advance but this is single elim and they're skating around like the game doesn't matter.

Gotta wonder if the coaches got cocky and told them to save their gas for the semis and now it's biting their asses.
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RIGHT FUCKING NOW

RIGHT FUCKING NOW

DIG THE FUCK IN

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>153524892
>with none of the Canadians
all the chinese will stay
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>>153524863
>Czech Extraliga merchant
hol' up *smacks lips*, this nigga would be still killing it in Switzerland if it wasn't for billionaire Petr Dedek bringing him to Pardubice
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>>153524894
Poltava
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>>153524900
can't score against a team that didn't play
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I think we can all agree this is foreshadowing the massive flop of the Kwaborado Avacuck in the 2026 playoffs. MacK is invisible out there.
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How long is that break?
Do I have time to go for groceries?
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>>153524741
Oh look, another boomer "Czechoslovakia never ceased existing" psycho dezolé
>>
Mcdavid's grooming celebrini right now as we post
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>>153524897
Never was but especially not since all foreign players got the fuck out
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>Finland is getting a cakewalk to Gold
Congrats to Suomi
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Drug advertising is highly restricted here, it's weird seeing the Canadian stream shilling ozempic so much
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>>153524906
Kek get fucked leafjeets
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>>153524920
i thought he was in the press box til they said his name at the end of the period lol
i was thinking he's gonna be pissed when they lose this and he didn't play
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my stream loves to be in 240p
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Czechs and Slovaks should have their own Summit Series to determine who is the better soviet cumsock.
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who hired this lisspy negress?
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why is this black woman with a lisp that can barely speak on television?
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it's over the americans we right we let our country get taken over by indians. we even made Sidhu Chrousbhary our captain
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>>153524906
Holy shit open mic in the leaf lockerroom
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>>153524934
I miss those days in America when it was the same
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The leaf appears to be shaking in the wind
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>>153524937
Take off the VPN and go watch the PBS stream then
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>>153524942
She sounds like a female version of EmptyHero.
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>>153524894
uhm... what happened up north?
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canadiantwitter wants to execute mitch marner and nick suzuki
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>>153524957
no one knows what that means tranny
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>>153524892
>trading wisconsin
you can go back to africa
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>>153524942
OH CANADA
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Will they "wake the fuck up"?
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>>153524934
What's weirder is that the CBC is a public broadcaster owned and funded by the federal government. They don't need to run commercials and they aren't operated for profit and yet every few minutes I have gambling and drug shilling shoved in my face.

This shit has really gone to the dogs.
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>this intermission
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Never seen so many federalist ads.
>Join the army
>Proud Canadian
>Join the RCMP
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>>153524942
can you send me one black mamacita, please?
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>>153524969
Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all
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>>153524969
you like this guy's ass a bit too much
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>>153524742
Based sleeper-agent. He got the Siima part of the plan. He just forgot he gotta pull the matto alta afterwards.
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>>153524984
Didnt you hear about the defense budget increases?
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>>153524948
Not gonna lie that was a bad period for Canada. Czechia played a hell of a game but Canada's offense and defense didn't seem to know which was is up.

If they keep playing like this the Czechs deserve to win.
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>>153524940
>>153524942
Just put it in French or Innue!
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>>153524992
speed is stored in the buttocks
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>>153524984
for me it's something about Ontario economy and what looks like queen latifah on cbc shilling wegovy
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Respect to the hockey players in 2nd czech tier playing right now and missing this game
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>>153524984
gotta get ready for the war
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>>153525008
our elite league is also playing games through this
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>>153525005
friendly reminder that the swedish for for "speed" is "fart"
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>>153525005
>speed is stored in the buttocks
>loaded with gas
>passes wind
he's right
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SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
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intermission sausage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My5dZDvdsKw
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How come the leaf logo is black? Don't they know it symbolizes it being burned to a crisp?
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>>153524984
>Elbows up! Canada strong! Stick it to those dastardly Americans
>*gets btfo at the olympics*
>NOOOOOOOOOO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GET MORE WHITE RECRUITS FOR THE WAR
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>>153525009
I hope our troops have good leadership like mike sullivan
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>>153524643
Fuck off we're full.
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>stoppage of play
>camera zooms in on wilson
Every time lel.
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WILSON GETTING DOOFIED
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>>153524992
typical sconnie innit
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>>153525010
are there even people attending the games? I am watching the stream of the 2nd tier and there has to be about 800 people in a 7000 stadium
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oh shit the game started
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>>153524643
you better root for the wings and tigers
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always feels so good to watch these arrogant pricks get some reality check. Canadians here only confirming my judgment
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what's he thinking?
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>>153524984
where are you seeing ads, cbc online haven't shown me a single ad
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>>153525033
literally a game at the same time as Team Finland's quarterfinal. I don't assume there's a lot of people there.
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How the fuck is that not a penalty? Yurocuck refs arrowing blatant interference on Crosby?
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>>153525034
No one told Binnington either.
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>>153524997
Iknow they ordered for the 2 world biggest ice breaking bosts to be made in BC, to defend the north!
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what is a virtual youtuber? they look like hentai girls. I dont get what a virtual youtuber is. Hoc seems like the place to ask.
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>>153525044
we watch on tv like civilized men here
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>>153525041
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>>153525041
He's trying to remember if he came on the conn smythe or not during the afterparty.
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>>153525041
"I could take Dostal out"
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>GIBS A PENULTY PLEASE!!!
I can't stand homer commentary.
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>>153525033
Your second tier teams have arenas for 7000 people? Damn we are a third world joke.
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>>153525054
I don't have cable anymore :(
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>>153525013
FARTEXTRA
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>>153525052
its the thing that bud orders merchandise from but his dad opened his damn package
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TRIPLE SHIFT MCDAVID COOPER
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>>153525005
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>faceoffman
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Macklins due for another one by now
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>>153525052
A youtuber that uses an animated avatar that follows their face movements by using a video tracking app. Blew up in Japan (hence the anime style) and spread from there.
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Czechs are already parking the bus... not looking good
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>>153525052
They're anime girl streamers
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>>153525066
LOL
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>>153525044
Radio-Canada, on TV.
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Yeah the avs are getting brutalized 1st round of the playoffs
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>>153525065
Get a TV antenna
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>>153525064
yeah because it got relegated 4 years ago kek, the league average has to be like 1100 people attending
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I was raped
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>>153525077
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i LOVE mike johnson's tears
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>>153525073
caught you, get 'em boys!
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>>153525052
peak degeneracy invented by zoomers
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>>153525077
Sexy hurea
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None of the canadian offensemen seem to know what the other is doing. Tonnes of pucks being thrown out to the wind and people suddenly scrambling to try and catch a pass they weren't ready for.
If they played like this in the groups they wouldn't have advanced.
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Crosby ded?
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crosby got murderpucked
>>
My crobby :(
>>
SISSY CRYSBY IS DONE OH NO
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They’re trying to kill Crosby lmao
>>
Marner sacrifice your life and forecheck a guy or something
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I should not be so happy, but finally seing the prince of hockey getting tackled without goons by his side, made Me rejoice.
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PREEMPTIVE STRIKE
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>>153525077
Thank you for watching! Please subscribe to our channel! Give us a high rating and follow our Twitter! Please come see me tomorrow!
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>swedish ref misses the czech on can-nada interference
Heh, notin' personel, kid.
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>>153525041
>I wish I was at home doing marlin fishing and cocaine
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CROSBY HEEMED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED FINISH HIM
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crosby old bones getting old
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>>153525041
what is a pitpull thinking when it sees a toddler?
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>>153525052
>>153525073
But why? Why do they do this?
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LIGHT SOMEONE UP WILLY!
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RIP Crosby
This can NOT be happening
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>>153525077
>>153525086
who is this elf woman?
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>>153525118
my wife
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ITS OGRE CANADA
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what the fuck is going on
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EZ game for the chechs
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why is the rat not ratting
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>>153525118
It's a drawing, not an actual woman. .
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are you winning son
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>>153525111
czech these dubs
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Crosby has left the building how wacky is that
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Sindys career is over
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KWABsby
his boyfriend must be scared
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Crosby is dead
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>>153525118
Flare
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I hope his career is over
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ITS F OVER!!!!!!!! OLD MAN SIDNEY CROSBY IS OUT!!!!!!! CANADA IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!
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wow
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If you maul your opponent you win.
Nice sport.
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looked like a non-contact injury before he got hit but my stream is on 240p again
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Target McMuffin next czechbros
>>
Hahaha yes kill Crosby
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>>153525114
autogynophilia
>>
oh no it's the world juniors all over again
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>Canadian shooting
>>
mcfraud
>>
THREEPEAT GOLDEN GOALS........
>>
AHAHAHAHAH
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>>153525135
what even happened
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>I can't score
>>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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czechians are the new russ*ans in hockey
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>>153524741
>>153524922

from an outside point of view, I thought he just meant that Czech Republic sounds better than Czechia. I have no idea if it has any slovak connotation though.
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How could they not score that?
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>>153525117
His divine a a putting the puck in the net. He’s absolutely uselessonce confronted with brute force.
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Crosby's fucked. At least the Penguins have a lot of depth right now.
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>>153525135
CZECHED.COM
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>>153525152
too soon bro
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>play divegrass and wait for the paid-off euro refs to give you a powerplay for the lead
>then just go out and murder all the star players while the refs ignore it
The european style of hockey sure is something.
>>
Everyone calm down, this is why they brought Celebrini
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how do you guys pay attention to the game and solve the captchas at the same time?
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>>153525167
They’re buckbroken the Czechs just murked Crosby in front of them
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>>153525141
Im paying a 9/10 gyaru escort to cosplay as her next month while I rail her cant wait.
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>>153525178
many many years of elite shitposting
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>>153525171
looks like acl, dead career.
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>>153525178
I just pull not requireds.
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>>153525165
this is what canadians did to us 2012 I 'member. serves them well
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Why isn't Canada scoring?
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>hasek in net
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>>153525178
Poast during stops in play
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>>153525178
I pay a small Asian man to type out my posts for me.
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>Crosby died
>Canada eliminated in quarter finals
>”good guy” reputation tarnished over curling
It might actually be over for our country.
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>>153525178
what captchas?
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they could really use bedard right now
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Dont get your hopes up guys canada will still win. Its always like this
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>mcsecondary
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>>153525171
kevin hayes
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If we have to face Canada the Finnish team will just die. lol
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>>153524643
>windsor scum
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
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>>153525178
I dictate my posts to my wife to post
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>mckwaboty
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Why does the Czech goalie spend 90% of the time behind his goal leaving it completely open?
Seems risky as all hell.
>>
fucking hell the pressure is on now
>>
this is good action
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Canada, you cunt, how dare you play like that, I had my bet on you, you owe me €1000 if you don't start playing and WIN! I want to eat tomorrow, don't fuck my ticket.
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legal high sticking is the best high sticking
blood as well? perfect
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>>153525178
Just count the stars bro
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Dobré ráno
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Punished Pasta
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>>153525176
>canasofts
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The boys are waking up now this is why days off in a tourney are cancer
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>>153525176
Did you forget what Wilson did to Fiala?
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>>153525199
>in net
Until I see him on the blue line he is not to be compared to Hasek.
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>>153525205
Scheifele was the biggest oversight
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This period is like a huge power play. Canada will come back obviously.
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>>153525202
we need to start preparing for total war and seriously consider striking first
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>>153525202
>It might actually be over for our country.
only massacring browns will repair our reputation.
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>>153525214
And which PWHL team do you play for?
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>>153525243
Good call. I say we start with Sweden.
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>>153525232
Buen día
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>No Stanley Cup
>No Gold Medal
>Winner of the Gary Bettman 4 Nations Face-Off
How will his legacy recover?
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>>153525235
Crosby is washed
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I wish someone would shoot doug ford in his testicles and leave him to bleed out
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>>153525202
this was the liberals plan all along, they won
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>>153525251
:(
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>>153525178
4chan pass
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>>153525178
>he doesn't have 4chan pass
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>>153525242
>5 minute power
>no goals
I'm a little worried NGL
>>
>wake up
>canada losing
>Crosby hurt
What the FUCK
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>>153525219
To signal dominace
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I'm tearing up right now. Don't know what I'll do if we lose this game.
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>>153525178
They're still easier than those stupid sliding ones from before
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>>153525178
script
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>>153525235
Hopefully he can see the same doctors who saved Lindsey Vonn's life.
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If the Yurocucks play dirty and take out Crosby, why not do the same? I would send Tom Wilson out there to go after Pastrnak and show no mercy.
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>>153525254
It doesn’t. His legacy will be being that weird placeholder between Crosby and Celebrini
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it sounds like this Sydney Crosby was pretty good
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>>153525178
>he doesn't have a 4chan pass
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>>153525251
Strike Malmö and Stockholm first
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>>153525271
i'm taking everything out on marner online
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we are losing to Czechnia and now have no Crosby. this is what we get for cheating at curling
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I crave swiss blood.
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>>153525255
huge week for raccoons
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>best canadian squad of all time
>lose to czech republic

Its so over
>>
predicting a classic flying elbow from the rat before this is over
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>and the bench collapses with non verbals as captains
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>solving captchas
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lets go suomi!
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These guys are not going to survive with Canada going full attack.
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The >Czechs wont hold this lead.
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>>153525295
would be a very funny time for someone (brad marchand or tom wilson) to take a five minute penalty for virtually no reason
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>>153525300
huomenta
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sooner or later this game will be over
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>>153525302
Bold statement
>>
>paying for jannies that do it for free
I shiggydiggydoo
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>>153525254
His legacy is that fucking Architectural Digest video with his gold digger slut wife
>>
I'm starting to notice the czech startegy
>shoot at the net from mid rink to trigger a faceoff
>euro ref gives czechs a free win on the faceoff
>try to one-timer off the faceoff before anyone reacts
>if it fails, fall back to your own end and wait for a bad call from the ref to steal the puck and repeat
Also noticed how they stopped fishing for bad powerplay calls as soon as they were up 1. I wonder how much the refs were paid off for this shit.
>>
>retrigger sid concussion
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>>153525290
Fuark she's so hot.
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>>153524716
not only do i remember, i've been actively thinking about every day since it happened - waiting for this exact moment
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finna bouta lose
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>>153525311
>>153525311
>>153525311
New
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>>153525251
Honestly I’m getting sick and tired of the Czechs. I think it’s time they split in half again.
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>>153525302
I believe in Pasta
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>>153525290
This bitch is the most annoying thing to come out of these olympics.
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>remaining captains for Canada are McDavid and Makar
*WHEEZE* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>
there’s no way Canada doesn’t win this right?
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Come on hurt the Avalanche players.
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>>153525325
>page 1
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>>153525320
They found out that's the best way to keep from getting gassed after 20 minutes.
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>>153525283
Brady Tkachuk literally had never played a playoff game when he said this lmao
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Do Canadians beat their wife if their hockey team loses?
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>>153525256
washed at 40 with over ppg, how embarrassing.
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I knew we needed a goonsquad
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>>153525278
Cindy has always gotten injured as soon as you look at him
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Canada sucks lol
>>
Pfft 322
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guys, i, I'm not feeling so good
>>
And the refpucking begins
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>>153525339
It's a /hoc/ tradition to make a new thread as soon as bump limit hits so there can be 20 threads up at any one time.
>>
Refs Refs Refs
>>
mackinnon falling like a leaf
>>
there's the gary I know and love
>>
>commentator unironically seething
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>>153525178
i was going to participate in this thread, but

>Wait 60s to get Captcha
>Find the stars, press post
>You havent solved the captcha..
>Find stars again
>Find stars a 2nd time
>Find whatver bullshit a 3rd time.
> Ready to post.

Yeah this is my first post in years and last message on this shitty site thanks to this garbage. Literally worse than reddit.
>>
the fix is in
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>>153525366
>smack a random defenser in the back of your head with a stick while the play happens elsewhere
>"wtf refs how could you call that"
Czechs are really pushing how far the refs will let them cheat this game. Looks like even bribes have limits. I wonder if they pay per call
>>
>scorefull draw
>>
WE'RE SO BACK
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>C2ech goaltending
>>
Aaaaaand there's the refpuck
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WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
E

A
R
E

S
O

F
U
C
K
I
N
G

B
A
C
K
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it was nice 30 minutes until the rigging started
see you all during the next skodacup...
>>
It begins.
>>
Grim
>>
ref save me
>>
Czech sissies... It's over...
>>
It's so over
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>>153525400
Just buy a pass it's like 1.60/month
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>>153525418
There goalie is the only thing keeping them from absolute collapse this period.
>>
>>153525446
Now that we know that money goes to a cabal of Epstein's lackeys I wouldn't even give them 10 cents a month.
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>>153525178
The only annoying one is the stars, the others are a little bit fun
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>>153525463
There's been a pretty consistent trend through the group stages of these euro teams having fucking amazing goaltending. /hoc/ has a laugh at some of the lopsided scores but when you have as many shots on net as the canadians have been having, holding it to 5 or 6 is still a good record.
>>
>>153525446
>gets banned for replying to a 30 minute old may marmalade thread
no thanks
>>
Crosby looks like a wormy kike accountant
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>>153525235
diving faggot leaf
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>>153525518
What a disgusting and needless post
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Wilson kill em dead
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Czechs are slowing down. Tank's low on gas.
>>
PING
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Gudas is such a fucking retard, everyone is always like wooooa it is great to have him there because he is tough and likes to fight (which isn't even allowed here) and in the end he just fucks up everything
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it's so fucking rigged
canucks can't stop cheating
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>>153525329
Based flag
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>>153525518
Sid the Yid Investments
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I'm Canadian but even i can see they need Canada to advance
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>some eurosmell nation vs Canada
>pot an early goal or two
>every eurosmell freaks out and gloats
>Canada comes back and wins
>*crickets*
Tale as old as time
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>>153525590
>Gudas is such a fucking retard,
he needs to go the hospital.. or the morgue
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>>153525782
They’ll be back to troll the Americans when they lose the gold medal game.
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>>153525782
are you on the team
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>>153526001
that's sidney posting from the hospital
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>>153525090
Yes, i agree.
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they should make a virtual youtoober but its gary
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what team canada needs is to ice retarded turnover prone penalty machine sam bennet
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canada sisters...
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WTF is this 3 on 3 bullshit?
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not like this bros :(
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>>153527447
It was a hard game ngl
could've gone either way anytime
>>
>Nick Suzuki kivoua tout nické
>>
why there are no indian-canadians ice hockey players? or are there?



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