Olympic fails
>>153528436LOL
>doesnt open with the most meme'd and historic of all (vonn)Retard
I only have summer ones to share
>>153528532This alone saved the Tokyo games.Too bad the horse received a death sentence after this show and was killed, why can't be this done with athletes too?
>>153528572hello where is the fail here
>>153528572KWAB
someone give me that quad god fail
>>153528436
>>153528915LOOOOOOOOOOL
>>153528597Nah, they retired him in a nice place. A farm visited by a lot of young girls
>>153528915kekd
>>153528572i dont get it
>>153529562see>>153528679i didnt get it either but they just ignored me
>>153528572There's just something about our overrated/overhyped athletes kwab'ing out that gets me going. Long may it continue
>>153528532This one was just kinda heartbreaking t b h. If I remember correctly the girl was in poll position to win the gold and the horse said fuck that.
>>153528592>dick-a-meme
>>153529586they are very rude to not answer us
>>153528679>>153529562She nailed an extremely difficult jump, then proceeded to fuck up something super simple later on. If she didn't do that simple fuck up she would've been top 3
>>153530007
>>153530091Thanks. Kind of pointless that it's not in the video
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>>153530195
>>153530121How many times has this been replayed on your national television?
>>153530285Surprisingly few. Probably afraid that Karma will bite us in the ass if we get too cocky over the swedes.Plus it's kinda rude when it actually ruined their race instead of just being a meme happening.
who has the one of lindsay vonn dying and they spreading eagle for bbc?
>>153528436Ronaldo v Lahm redux
>>153528532based horse. fuck women
>>153529096what a lucky horse
>>153528532I remember she didn't even get sympathy on social media cause she hit the horse or something and had to delete her twatter over all the hate comments.
Hot off the presses
>>153528572Figure skating rules don't make sense to me. She got like a 0 for not doing enough spins on one move which completely fucked her score. Seemed pretty bullshit to me especially since the overall routine was definitely better than most of the girls ranked higher than her.
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>>153528436our olympia summed up in a 5 second gif
>>153528915>please reconnect controllerlmao
>>153530820She just wanted to get off from that hell ride and humiliation, relatable.>At the Tokyo 2020 Olympics (held in 2021), a major controversy occurred during the modern pentathlon women's jumping event when German coach Kim Raisner was disqualified for punching a horse, "Saint Boy," which refused to jump for athlete Annika Schleu. The incident, which saw Schleu drop from first to 31st place, ignited global debate on animal welfare in the sport.Punching your athletes even...>Saint Boy, the horse from the 2020 Tokyo Olympics, returned to the Minakuchi Riding Club in Shiga Prefecture, Japan, according to a 2021 update. While reports in August 2021 indicated he was healthy but fatigued, some spectators questioned if the horse shown in later photos was the same animal due to differences in appearance.May he live in Uma Musume...
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>>153530952That's the one, there was also a cropped webm with Faults count.Only the Australian hag breaker has surpassed Saint Boy with her shit performance, how did she even qualify and why was Break even an olympic sport to begin with.
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>>153531213Do you have the dead chinese fall?
>>153531324This probably isn't the one you're referring to but idk
>>153531324
>>153531494brutal
>>153531494this is why aliens don't visit us
>>153531435she sleepy
>>153531597>that kickwrong sport m8
>>153528532This one makes me laugh every time. I ride horses in western, they pick up on your mental state. If they find a weakness and they don't want to do something your going to have a hard time.She loosing her shit and crying makes her bad rider and doesn't deserve to win.
>>153529822Proving the horse is the athlete and the person atop is nothing more than a passenger. Joke sport for rich people.
>>153528915And she tore her ACL in the fall...
>>153530091thx for explain
>>153531324hello how do you know she's dead
>>153531108>4th place winskek
>>153528915She actually tore her ACL here
>>153531066Is that the finless brown trout?
>>153530952>that FAULTS counterKEK
>>153530952>the cut to the fence where the cameraman is expecting the horse to jump over but nothing happens>the fault countHOLY KEK my sides
>>153531108cant take this shit seriously good meme event
>>153531213>>153531274>>153531494I get that technical tricks like this are difficult to pull off, but some of these look as if they had no chance of landing it from the moment they lift off the ramp regardless.
>>153533901This is the short track equivalent of the summer games. Meme sport where rules don't matter
>>153533901walking is retarded sport
>>153531270jiggle
>>153529613Non /sp/ tourist here, what does kwab mean? I've only ever seen it on this board.
>>153532740Flathead grey mullet (Mugil cephalus)
>>153534488nobody knows, we just say it
>>153534762why did they do it
>>153534762>migration of olympic athletesWhat a sight
>>153534488"kek what a bitch"
>>153534835OMEGA LOL
>>153534488there's also kwaboty which means kwab of the year
>>153531066>a fish can swim better even when it's out of the water Humanbros...
>>153534891based
>>153534571Why are they following him
>>153534943hello this made me lol
>>153528532need the edit of the horse smiling and donned in a union jack
>>153535301>donned in a union jackwhy isnt it called union jack-off
>>153530195Cute
>>153530927There are certain elements they have to complete. As example a 3-spin. It doesnt matter if you do 0,1 2 or 15 - the objective is a 3-spin. You fail or you don't. It's really not that hard if you're not a burger
>>153534064Deathmarch was the most kino event of the olympics.
>turning a fail into a win, in the gayest way possibleThis is from way back, but I'll never forget it. (And yes, the guy who got knocked on his ass won the gold for getting "hit too hard")
>>153533901I miss death march so much
>>153535753Basically destroyed anyone taking that event serious.
>>153535660>>153535810
>>153530952>Fault counter just breaks at 99
>>153535385was she injured and just wanted to complete?
>>153535896ayo this nigga fr shit his fucking pants and just kept on going like aint nothing wrong? naaahh brooooo
>>153535896People collapsing, vomiting, and shitting themselves is part of the sovl.
>>153535896Basé
>>153535896I dare to say it was the most kino/sp/ moment
>>153535896>shart in march
>>153535939She's exploiting the system, got qualified by doing nothing except not falling, and did the same during the actual tournament.I don't remember her name but she's an American using >muh heritage to compete for Hungary
>>153533901This event might have been the last night I had any enjoyment in life
>>153535896Now post the guy going into the toilet in Tokyo.
>>153535896that's basically cheating.. everyone behind him slowed down to avoid the smell
>>153534488kevin was anally bummed
>>153534762>ChangFuck, they can't even drive kayaks.
>>153536056
>>153534488“Kevin Nash” was always based. Its a reference to him getting raped in 1992.
>>153536045lmao that's kinda based. On the retarded system and not her.
>>153530127>>153529586do not reply to him
>>153536056same guy btw, Diniz
>>153536172how come this nigga always be shitting
>>153536207Using farts as propellant has its downsides
>>153536116>>153536172Lol. Classic.Thanks
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>>153536273Fun thing is it was winter in Rio at that time. I would love to see a march in February.
It's missing the bit where they cross the finish line, but what an amazingly fun thread that was.
>>153530091>She nailed an extremely difficult jump, then proceeded to fuck up something super simple later onthen fuckin post that
>>153531180>the timing of the logolmao
>>153528436This has to be the winter version of >>153536039
>>153536033
>>153528436Can anyone explain why she was immediately DQ'd?
>>153536273guys dont look up how long ago 2016 was
>>153528532People forget the horse received death threats and had to disable his social media
>>153535086>>153528679>>153532545t.
>>153535148the fuck was that boat doing there
>>153535896Is shitting yourself a sport?
>>153536720she hit the thing
>>153536273I'll never forget the KINO shot of the reflection in the glasses.
>>153529613how come nobody ever gets a severed artery doing this
>>153536661
>>153536969the 10,000km for a gold medal graphic is chefs kiss
>>153536781hello
>>153536886REDDER
>>153534840Thank you
>>153534488KWAB the post.
>>153528436Lmao dumb slut
>>153530952VegetaWhat does the scouter say about her faults level
>>153536720stick went between legshttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1771471386540954.webm
>>153530195she runs like a homeless man chasing you after you steal his alcohol bottle
>>153539045
>>153539045why was there a magic mickey mouse walking broom there?
>>153528532horse dancing is not a real sport
>>153539257Rake reference, she's from Canada
>>153539136>poor brown hands that have never skied typed that post
>>153531213he would have medal if he landed that
>>153531233This is so fucking funny. The fact that there are people in front of him running the course normally just makes it that much better.
>>153530091>She nailed an extremely difficult jump, then proceeded to fuck up something super simple later onShe's just like me... in life
>>153535896how do you even shit yourself walking?
>>153533650Don't tell me you've actually been missing short track kino bro
>>153539353It was 50 fucking kilometers
>>153531108Someone is going to get their fingers sliced off one of these days...
>>153539436They have cut resistant gear, retard
>>153539444KWABS. There's one in which the americans do something like this
>>153530927They are allowed to improvise in the free skate round. In the short program round, it is mandatory to announce which elements they plan to perform and to stick to the plan.
>>153539451>They have cut resistant gear, retard
>>153539485>t. Actual retardhttps://www.nbcolympics.com/news/short-track-101-equipment
>>153539498Yeah, and let me guess, she was just born without fingers and didn't get them sliced off skating, right?nice try
