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Men's 500m
https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/stk/in/m/500m--------------/qfnl/--------/race-result

>20:15 CET - Men's 500m - Quarterfinals
>20:44 CET - Men's 500m - Semifinals
>21:27 CET - Men's 500m - Final B
>21:32 CET - Men's 500m - Final A

Women's 3000m Relay
https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/stk/tr/w/3000mry4----------/fnl-/--------/race-result

>20:51 CET - Women's 3000m Relay - Final B
>21:00 CET - Women's 3000m Relay - Final A
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let's go boys
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>cant post images cause chinkmoot is a bitch
READY FOR THIS KINO

GLAD I GET TO SEE THIS AGAIN AFTER THE ITALIANS CHANGED THE SCHEDULE

may get buzzed for maximum entertainment
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I have an Amazon package on the way. The fuckers better get here before the races start.
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>jochem interupting my warmup stream
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hello i love skating :D
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>>153528640
same unc
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>>153528654
i'm a zoomie thoughbeit
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will stoddard fall in final b
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im here for the chaos
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>Melle van 't Wout is a crypto degen
lmao
>>
oooooooooooooo now i get it
xandra has the same high pitched voice as femke bol
they're juicing the same drugs
it all makes sense
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>>153528615

*BUM BUM BUM* AMAZON DELIVERY!
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>>153528747
>softball
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shes getting another gold
>>
>>
>>153528742

Yara van Kerkhof is aging like fine wine, propa milf energy rn
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dandjinou's final chance to get a gold, or will he get cucked again?

also the womens relay is impossible to call, all 4 teams are good and can win gold
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I love short track bwos
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>>153528805
despite the problem haircut I think the other one is pretty cute too
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>>153528816
SAME

LETS FUCKING GO


I MISSES THIS SO MUCH
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hello friends
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>>153528899
yo whats up homie glad you are here with the boys
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This has to be my favorite event in these Olympics.
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>>153528867
>>
will there be a decapitation?
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FALSE START FALSE START
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DQ'D ALREADY
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>>153528867
Why is she sitting like that, it's like she's asking for it
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>Dubois is a medalist
WTF since when!?! gaaaaaaah hate this schedule change
>>
wtf no warning?
>>
wait WHAT LMAO
>>
KWAB
>>
YER OUTTA HERE!
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Last two digits decide how many American swill slip tonight
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true ethnic hungarian
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Did I miss a false start?
I thought that 1st false is a global warning, 2nd is an instant DQ.
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bruh what was that start moon
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Heo you suck
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shamefur dispray
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>>153528990
that's in longtrack, shorttrack has no chill with false starts
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>>153528990
thats long track
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>>153528990

Shorttrack doesn't do warnings.

NO MERCY
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KWAB
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>>153528948
They're not Americans fighting with Chinese over the first corner.
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>>153528972
All of them
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>>153528948
>>153528950
>>153528957
>>153528968
WTF happend? Post webm!? or better a stream link please!
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>>153528990
no that's long track
>>
>be asian
>false start
why does it keep happening?
>>
CAM ON JENS
BRING IT HOME
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>>153529029
Hungarian mercenary got DQd for false start
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van twat took a break from fucking the figure skaters
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ITALY LETS GOOO

ASS FINISH PLEASE
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>>153529066
I'm missing all this, fuck! Thanks Nethebro.
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there are chinamen in Hungary? wtf
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>>153529029
i didn't even see it, commentary just said it and showed him leaving
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>>153529080

Both van t Wouts have teammates as gfs.
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orange is the most iconic colorway
simple as
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>>153528988
who is this nigga
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>>153529080
His gf is Zoe Deltrap, other sneedskater

No world is as incestuous as the one of Dutch sneedskating
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>Lost signal from Amazon driver

Dis mofo is watching the race too.
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>>153529105
I think the are 3 and they're all brothers who do short track
>>
This is the F1 of short track.
>Be first into the first corner
>Win
>>
>Out in quarters
Were we always so bad a short track? I could have sworn were better
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>Canadian choke artist is up
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>>153529122
Based wincest, explains the gold medals
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>SiegHeil
>>
black guy cheated
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>>153529128
What phenotype is the leaf racer?
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Canada tripping people up.
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>>153529139
Sex with all 3 brothers if they have dumpies
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>>153529183
can't spell canada without cheating
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>>153529144
you haven't had good male skaters for awhile, not since apolo
women you have 2 good skaters but they seem to be slipping every time at these olympics
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>>153529108
Oh. Thanks Merica!
>>
SNELLE MELLE
>>
>no penalty
The leaf clearly kicked out his foot and tripped the Uzbek. Rigged
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new sport idea: shart track
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>>153529196
Our women are absolutely comedy kino. That nigga just mad
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>another van 'T WOUT
are they brothers?
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>>153529208
Eternal cheaters and always getting away with it
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>>153529029
>>
a fucking pigeon
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FELIKS GOAT
GET FUCKED LOSERS
GOŁĄB BEST
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>>153529230
Yeah
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>>153529196
I see, thanks Dutchbro.
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Tbh I'm hoping for a Ven T'wout 1 and 2, would be kino
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>>153529218
India could finally get a medal.
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Do these guys really hate their women?
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Total Dvtch Victory
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based pigeon Poland no 1
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ohnono italia
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>>153529275
no 2*
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>>153529249
PEE-JHON
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>>153529264
nah, that's a sport clearly made for americans
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>>153529218
some of them definitely shart when they hit the wall hard
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>tries to pass
>ends up in 3rd
Kwab. Italia inting
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>Italian throwing a tantrum in the finish line photo
kek
>>
>>
>>153529307
kind of a miracle no one got hurt there
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>>153529282
It's fine, Sighel passed
>>
Will Suzanne race today
>>
Luv are Yara, she has the cutest voice
>>
CAM ON DUTCHIES RAKE SOME FAKIN LEAFS
>>
WHY CAN'T MICHELLE NOT BE A SHITTER
>>
>>153529307
zesty
>>
can you get in the nl house if you're not a dutchie
>>
>streams are shitting out already
Noooooooooo
>>
Where are my flobros at?
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>>153529325
no judging/rigging, will never be allowed in these olympics
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>>153529218
>>153529307
>Read the list of people in your race
>Stoddard
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>>153529426
yeah it's a popular house with foreigners at the olympics because it's all party vibes
>>
every stream is either down or on a commercial
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>>153529461
ai slop
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>>153529488
Kino foot sweep, she should try being a judoka
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>>153529496
ice resurfacing
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>>153529496
they're having a short break because they're going straight to semi finals
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imagine the handjob

>>153529508

AI couldn't dream of making a qt like her
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>>153529488
i hate her so much
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>>153529363
She's a reserve for the Women's 3000m Relay this evening and will race the Women's 1500m on the 20th.
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kino pirates music
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>>153529488
This some Eddy from Tekken shit
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>>153529541
>hating the reason the rest of us live short track
Bro?
>>
Jannies hard at work on that ice
>>
>>
>>
>>153529552
dankjewel
>>
>>153529529
Are you girthy enough to fill the claw?
>>
>>
Think she'll accept bros?
>>
>>153529585
ice rigging in process
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>>153529552
she won't do the relay, been decided
>>
>>153529615
How much are ice jannies paid?
>>
>>153529627

one hand's for the cock the other for the prostate
>>
Luv me icejannies, hope they're paid well
>>
>>153529631
eens geschoten is niet altijd mis
I added some bitch on linkedin once purely because she was cute and she accepted
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>>153529631
definitely
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they are placing the magnets
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>>153529244
Thanks anon!
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>>153529755
>paid
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When's the next short track kino? 20th right?
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what's the name of that ex speed skater with the big boobs
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>>153529803
20th yes, 1500m women and mens relay final
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>>153529803
Yes
>>
ahem,

FUCK SIGHEL
>>
>>153529851
Bit gay m8
>>
/OurRef/ is back
>>
Qrd on the Sighel/Fontana kerfuffle?
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why the fuck are they back to men?
what idiot scheduled this?
should have let them recover...
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>>153529851
>>
kek
>>
OHNONONO RAGAZZI
>>
CRASHOUT
>>
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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>do nothing
>get second place
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BASED SIGHEL
>>
the Dutch are SO lucky jfc
>>
fuck, that piece of shit blocked him on the left using his hand
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LMAOOOOOOOO
>>
MELLE ON HIS BIRTHDAY LETS GOO
>>
>>
kino track
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smart dutchie lol, he could tell it was gonna fall apart
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>3 Canadians on the 3 first places
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He's actually going to win gold this time. Can't overtake after the first corner.
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go home shitaly
>>
LMAO

GOD I LOVE SHORT TRACK SO MUCH BROS
>>
dirty fucking leaf
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>>153529951
KWAB
>>
cheating leafs stay cheating lol
>>
CHEATING CANADIAN CUNTS
>>
advancement italy
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>>153529960
nevermind, I'm messed the athletes up
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evil prevails
>>
Dirty leaf rats
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>>153529978
but i'm already home
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FUCKIGN CANADIAN CHEATERS
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>Trip someone up in the quarter finals
>Shove someone out in the semis
Leafs...
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wtf!
>>
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salty italians
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GG Italy, you got fucked
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get fucked kek
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lmao
>>
>called la oen

>is an idiot

pottery
>>
actually they're both cheating bastards

good riddance
>>
NOOO YOU GOTTA LET A GUY PUSH SHOVE AND TRIP YOU
>>
>>153530030
That leaf cunt was literally elbowing him wtf
>>
>literally shove someone withyour hand clearly trying to make him fall
>no penaltysoylimpics are rigged for cucknada
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>>153530031
Best olympics ever
>>
>>153530066
this sport never made any sense. i just watch it for the drama and entertainment (it always delivers)
>>
3 FINALISTS
>>
RIP Ch-I mean Hungary
>>
EZ PZ LEMON SQUEEZY
>>
LET'S GO LEAFS
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Canada vs Netherlands in finals, will good or evil prevail?
>>
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all dutch final A lets go
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hehehe
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3 NED 2 CAN oh shiiiit
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>Win a whole bunch of gold medals for Hungary
>Switch to China
>Nothing
kwab
>>
Good versus evil
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leafs will get raked, full Dutch podium incoming
>>
cheating leaf pajeets vs beacons of light and virtue
>>
I don't even care what spot, just get on the fucking podium Dandjinou, it's embarrassing for you
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>>153529373
huh she really does
>>
CAM ON JENS
MAKE FUCKING HISTORY
>>153530126
>>153530115
If you choke, I will never forgive you
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>>153530115
>statpadders vs cheaters
choose your venom
>>
>>
time for amerislips
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>Netherlands get lane one
BASED. Was worried for a minute there that DonQuixote would win.
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>2 canadian in final
>bronze
>>
>>153530136
pretty much
>>
>>153530153

heem slippy
>>
>>
relay is boring
>>
>>153530164
4th and 5th
>>
>>153530153
dunno if anyone has said it, but thanks for making all those quick webms
>>
>Relay
>United States of America
IS STODDARD RACING?
>>
>>153530181
gets more chaotic at the end
>>
>>153530161
she has palsy and can't do anything about it
>>
>women's

TOTAL
STODDARD
DEATH
>>
what the fug is this structure lmao
>>
STODDARD, THE REAPER BECKONS
>>
>blackface

Is flo /ourgirl/?
>>
this sport is pure chaos
>>
AMERISLIPS
>>
>>153530220
spoiler that shit
>>
>amerislips
every single time
>>
AMERISLIPS
>>
OHNONONO AMERISLIP
>>
FUCKING CLASSIC
>>
This is fucking insane looking man
>>
AMERISLIPS STRIKE AGAIN
>>
the fuck is this shape
>>
>Amerislips
>>
>>
RIGGED
RIGGED
RIGGED
>>
KEK

SO IT HAPPENED

AGAIN
>>
>>
they just slip
>>
welp
>>
>>153530153
>Liu Shoang x2 OGM
>QB Final 2
QwaB
>>
wtf she didn’t even go over to tag her
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>>153530268
Honestly what the fuck hahahaha
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I get back from getting my package and I already see three reviews. lolwut.
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>>153530291
just an average round of short track
>>
Who are the favourites for gold next?
>>
KWAB
>>
>slip
>get a penalty for it
kek
>>
STOP IT HE'S ALREADY DEAD
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>anerica got penalized out of 8th place
>>
>>
United States of KWAB
>>
disqualified
>>
Unfortunately, Team USA bought its skates off of Temu
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>DQ'd
Stoddard curse in full effect
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no gap is illegal in USA
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>>153530310
literally all teams can win this
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>>153530348
Nigga you are Temu
>>
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i do it for HER
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my wife is competing
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>Doesn't matter, but penalizes us anyway

That ref is a troll.
>>
Has NBC done any interviews on what the fuck happened?
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>4 speed queens ready to go
More like peen queens amiright haha
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>>153530348
skaters*
clear chinese plants to ruin us
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There hasn't been a single relay race where America hasn't slipped.
>Here are your teammates, sister
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LET'S GO COURTNEY
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>barely finished
>penalized for it
MY

SIDES
>>
GET THESE DUTCH FREAKS OUT OF HERE
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>my canadian wife vs my korean wife vs my dutch wife vs my italian wife
>>
>>153530371
Yeah fuck I just saw the lineup, this is going to be good
>>
the american women's short track team would easily win KWABOTY if the sport was a bit more relevant
>>
the canadians are CUTE
>>
>>153530385
Cute
>>
cameltoe alert
>>
>Italy doing the POWER STANCE
Oh no no no
>>
KAM ON MEISIES, WIN WAT GOUD
>>
disgusting Italy
no, I will not perform oral sex to win your heart
>>
looking for chaos
>>
So if someone slips the whole team is just fucked?
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Sighel's sister has amazing hips tf
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F L O
L
O
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LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
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who has the hottest TEAM??
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wow i get to see another sighel choke, KINO
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KANKER
>>
het is over
>>
DUTCH DOWN LFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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what a retard
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FUCK FUCK FUCK
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AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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no refunds
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HET IS VOORBIJ
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ohnonononono
>>
F
>>
!!!!!!!!!
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Netherslips
>>
OH NO
>>
>>
DIRTY FUCKING LEAFS
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DUTCHSISTERS...
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KEK BYE BYE
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het is tot een einde gekomen
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LUL
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FUCK IT
CAM ON ITALIA
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now we should just nuke the other skaters
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theres something wrong with the ice on that corner
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Korea execellence again
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WORST KOREA

FUCK
>>
This is so awesome looking
its like an art piece
>>
At least the Canadians lost
>>
fontanna lost them gold lmao
>>
Now I want Italy to win. Fuck those cheating Leafs.
>>
AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

THEY JUST KEEP CHOKING

OOOOOO C A N A D A
>>
KWABNADIA
>>
MY WIFE KIM GILLI GOLD !!!
>>
WORST KOREA FOR THE WIN
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>>153530030
>cuntnada
i see, truly a vile country, can't believe orange man was right for once
>>
CONGRATULATION TO THE NETHERLANDS FOR THEIR FOURTH PLACE!
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why do they push their asses
>>
Worthy win

Can't believe the choke by the leafs
>>
KOREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>153530602
Congratulations Samsung
>>
well played korea
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>>153530550
wtf was she doing
>>
Someone forgot to turn on the magnets
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Great race, tough one
>>
michelle always falls
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>>153530602
congrats bro, I was actually hoping Korea would win that one, seemed like the Italian bitches were getting in front of your handovers
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LEAFS LOST
CLOGS NOWHERE
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in awe of the coordination of this discipline
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gilli bros...
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RAKED RAKED RAKED RAKED
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>ORANGE
>ORANGE
>ORANGE
>ORANGE
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CHOKED!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What a steal from Korea there, absolute state of KWABnada
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Make the ice slippery.
>>
but at least leafs lose
>>
WHY THE FUCK DID THE ITALIANS GIVE KOREA THE SLIP STREAM
>>
should have went with schulting
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DUTCHBROS
WHAT HAPPENED
>>
good guys won
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>>
>>
THEY'RE CRYING
DELICIOUS SYRUPPY TEARS
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>>153530688
RIGGED ICE
>>
should've used schulting instead
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>>153530681
fontana is at her 6th olympics.
let her rest
>>
>>
where's the replay?
>>
flobros...? i don't feel so good
>>
>>153530688
Xandra got too cocky
>>
korean
adult
video
>>
Velzeboers sister wins jack shit, again.
>>
>>153530688
sudoku'd by worst korea
>>
>>153530688
I DON'T KNOW THEY'RE NOT SHOWING REPLAYS
>>
I don't even have yellow fever but those Korean girls are all qts
>>
>>153530688
>>153530550
>>
>clognogs
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>>153530688
they collided with canada
>>
>>
BUTT STUMBLE
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>7 out of 8
wew
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Xandra's sister just isn't good
>>
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so it happened again..
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>>153530777
It was Xandra that fucked up though, she was way too aggressive
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NOOOOOOO CANADAAAAAAAA
>>
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Why can't we into team varieties of individual sports?
>>
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>>153530812

>can't stop the Flo
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>>153530812
Im impressed the korean kept her composure and stayed on her feet
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>>153530795
how do they do it
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>>153530812
>Mask falls off before she hits the wall
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>>153530688
The Canadian's ample rear end knocked her off her stride.
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>>153530798
you blind?
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>>153530798
see >>153530812
not Xandra
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>dutchies got fucking MOGGED

Holy KEK WHAT A BITCH
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>>153530812
rule 1 of short track racing is learn how to wreck someone without wrecking yourself
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>3 dutch in the final
>choke so hard even the bronze goes to someone from the B finals
anything is possible now
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Still love our ladies <3
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>>153530697
pretty
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KANKER CANADA enjoy your bronze you dirty cockslurpers

new nemesis acquired
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>>153530795
kek wtf i thought the dutch were the ones that dominated this shit thats why i rooted for korea
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>>153530875
>>153530889
My bad, yeah her sister is a shitter
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>>153530909
this guy gets it
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>>153530550
Looking at that tag, the Dutch didn't really lose that much time.
They should've been able to catch up if they were good enough.
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>>153530909
they changed the rules, even with penalties final B can't win shit
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>>153530869
She gets a knee to the back of the head from the Korean
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>>153530812
Oranges are crying
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>>153530909
It's impossible to choke more than Danjinou
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Jens and Melle will redeem dutchbros
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>>153530705
Is she actually racing in anything?
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>missed another gold
Burgerland is going to overtake us in the standings
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>>153530812
BUTT MOGGED
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>>153530914

#3 in the world #1 in my heart
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how am i supposed to get excited about the 500m final? 5 racers from 2 countries, lame
i just hope for pure chaos from everyone falling
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>>153530937
lol no, at this point every skater has 2 more turns so everyone is going at close to top speed
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>>153530975

1500m
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>>153530928
Dutch short track success is quite recent. it's been a Korean and Canadian and Chinese game for a long time
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>>153530812
>falls
>tags her
I know they're supposed to but this shit is still funny to me
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>>153531039
Why did you say Chinese 3 times? We get it, they win
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>>153531069
it's the French ones for Canada I think
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>mogged by a bunch of korean grandmas
shameful
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i never realyl liked him that much, but they seriously made me hate snoopdog now
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Xandra fucked sure medal in mixed relay, Michelle in women's relay. You can't make this up
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>>153531197
What is he up to?
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2014: 1 bronze
2018: 1 gold 2 silver 1 bronze
2022: 2 gold 1 silver 1 bronze
2026: 4 gold so far
yeah we're ramping it up
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*shitty Britpop plays in the background*
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>>153531221
I hope Jens and Xandra get golds just to save NL
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Apparently Sarault's father was an NHL player. Not a very good one as I can't see any attainments on his wiki, but I thought it was based that his daughter is already a more decorated athlete than he is which is rare.
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>>153531197
The "haha snoop is there, how wacky!" charm is completely gone and it makes you wonder why this retard gets the job over anyone competent at even speaking to other people
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so were ice skaters like "what if we just copied every track cycling event"?
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Velzeboer sisters cost us 2 golds and gave us 2 golds literal worthless, these women. Michelle fell every time in singles as well. At least the van 't Wout brothers are a net positive 3 golds and 1 silver, soon.
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>Felix FLYING RAT
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>>153531264
They want the urban audience, and Snoop will do anything for money
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>>153531264
They courtin' dem black folks
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>>153531272
Erm excuse you chud. Us Americans won multiple golds in the "useless" category
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kek sighel not participating in this humiliation ritual
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>>153531271
they should make a banked oval for ice skating
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>>153531271
Thank God they did
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>had to disable ublock to post
wtf
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>>153531310
our commentators are seething non stoo
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>>153531320
they should have a loop!
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Sighel gigaseethe
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He ded
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oh fuck off
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Poland channeling the spirit of the Italian
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>>153531328
Same
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they just can't stop fucking themselves
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Korea were miles off after that crash
Thought no one was overtaking Canada, they kept getting their massive arses in the way of the little Italians. That Italian who took the lead had some mad acceleration though.
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raked raked raked raked
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RIP Boland
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>Slip
>360
>Slip
Yup, this final is going to be kino.
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>>153531366
How did you get this up so quickly? Wtf is my pirated stream that behind?
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>>153531264
Kremlin agitprop campaign to destabilize the west, incessently forcing this geriatric retard as everyone collectively pretend he's cool. It's working, i'm getting radicalized
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stupid dipshit swept the legs like it's karate kid
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So orangies are you ready to get BTFO???
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>>153531328
>>153531362
I turned it back on after one post and it works fine now
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IT'S A NEW OLYMPIC RECORD!
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how the fuck is that not a DQ?
fuck off
mastard shouldn't have been ranked
ADV our guy to final A for it
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>>153531264
A sport full of wyte women and rice cakes. Zog wants them blacked. Hence their chosen "'cool guy"' there.
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>Mad Max music
K I N O
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>>153531411
Getting ready to lose in the final is our number 1 national sport
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>>153531411
Orange has the inside starting block. It's over.
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>>153531404
replay buffer
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There's really no excuse for Dutchies to not get gold here
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is a beard aero?
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scarface van 't goud
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>>153531434
!!!
they're fast!
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>>153531366
rip
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cute blonde girl
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smooch
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>World Ranking 102
SOVL
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Melle needs to take one for the team and wipe out the leafs
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>>153531428
it worked, odd
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Rank 102.
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cam on you orange bastards crush those fackin' leafs
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>>153531508
BRADBURY
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>Team ni
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>>153531493
secret albanian??
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It worked kek. Based l337 hacker anons
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a daring synthesis
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DANDJIN0OU CHOKED AGAIN
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KANKER LEAFS
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PEAK!!!!!!
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That was such a stupid race
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In this moment I feel dutch
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Nice. also lmao danjinou is a such a fraud
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goor viesvuil tyfuskanker tering kankerland
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Dandjinou literally fucked jens.
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KEKED by a LEAF
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>>153531459
Looks like it is, dutchman
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evil wins
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Djindjondjoe went full kamikaze there
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At least no medal for Dandjinou

kwab
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can we say final was shit
only one skater fell
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>Falling AGAIN
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ffs
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>nigger
>eternally 4th
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Danjinou is literally the eternal KWABOTY
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So the Dutch definitely tried to cheat at the end no?
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LETS GOOOOOOOOO
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im ok with that
dubois is locked in
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actually gigabrain by dubois, slows down everything so they all bounce on top of eachother
have to respect it
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Fucking finally these guys win something

Also dajindou is the biggest flop I've seen
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>Dandjinou taking out Wout
Sickening behaviour
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dutchbros...
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absolute meme sport
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How did we lose? it was 3v2 1 of them just had to sacrifice themselves
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LMAO
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Not only he has medal but dates Boutin? Life ain't fair
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>Gave up the inside line at the first corner
ONE
FUCKING
JOB
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very dirty canadians
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Cheating leafs called out again
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BENULDY
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HOW DOES DANDJINOOOB KEEP INTING

HOW

KEK WHAT A PETA ULTRA SUPER BITCH
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>>153531641
but which one
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KAMAKAZE STRAT, FUCK YEAH. WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY
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>1500 m is the longest distance
if it was longer, the winner would just be the last one standing
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the double kwab
kek what a kwab
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>ITT: dutch tears
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>guy went head over heels at the finish line
kek
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fucking canadians man
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Leafs 100% just wanted to fuck over Jens, cheating faggots AGAIN BAN THEM FROM THE FUCKING GAMES
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>>153531665
>implying anyone would be left standing
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Can't stop cheating can they
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loser leaf might actually have to sudoku

KWAK
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Biggest flop of the entire Olympics

This mf was supposed to win like 2-3 gold's
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>>153531609
The audacity.... of these cheating fucking chinks...
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Oh, Canada! Nice work by Dubois to take it. But what's Dandjinou's problem?
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Leafs playing dirty as usual. Happy for the broers.
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>>153531713
Hopefully he redeems himself next games... The bar is so fucking low
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>>153531713
KWAB
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>>153531713
KWABOTY
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Danjinou is world rank #1? He sucks
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>>153531673
Nah that was a good race from Dubois
You'll still get your tulips
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respect dubois
disrespect dandjinou
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>>153531742
it's kino
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duboysbros we did it
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>Jens with Zoe
>Melle with Selma
Why can't sneedskaters sow their oats outside of the world of sneedskating lmao
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>>153531745
Proof that rankings don't mean shit in any sport
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How is this legal, next time why not add a flying skate to the throat? End the competition once and for all.
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>>153531742
NEED THE DANDJINOOB fall webm bro
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>>153531713
ENTER. China paid this mercenary 14m to get them multiple golds and she got 0
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>>153531742
peak kino
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>>153531713
projection bros...
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>>153531742
what the fuck was boer doing? he almost collided with one of his teammates
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>121 ranked silver
isn't that kind crazy or no?
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>>153531713
still tony
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>>153531776
>>153531776
missed it
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>>153531742
I hate them so fucking much man
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Why is Daijoubu such a shitter? And why do the Leafkeks need to cheat in order to win at anything? I don’t think this semen slurping sport is for me
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>>153531788
Dandjinou hit him and threw him off balance going in to that turn
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>>153531745
>>153531792
This is a meme sport, those rankings don't mean anything
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are we done? only ceremony left?
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>>153531813
>missed the kino
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>>153531366
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>>153531817
>*seethes in KSG and Stoddard*
Shut up faggot
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>>153531792
those aren't their rankings
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jens 3x gold would have been a first, but dubois is a good winner
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still crying
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Dutchies do you know Anne-Greet Haars? She's been on the English speed skating streams for the past few weeks and I'm surprised she has the job she has, she seems incredibly autistic and monotone
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>>153531578
Was thinking the Dutch should've sacrificed someone to take out the Canadians to guarantee a 1-2, but it seems the Canadians thought of it first.
Good job by Danjinou.
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>>153532040
her and jochems presence has been pissing me off I hate that they cut away from the arena feed for 2 charismaless dutchies
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>>153532037
>gold dreams pissed away because your teammate is dogshit
This is why I hate team sports
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>>153532040
>Anne-Greet Haars
Never heard of her before
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>>153532018
he did a good run, it's always nice to see a veteran retire with a good result
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the crab leaf just put her medal in her claw
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wait that chick actually only has a claw??? I thought it was just like some pose she was doing kek
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>>153532095
Women's Dutch team won like 3 golds, retard. Its fine
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>>
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>>153532095
Poutsma already has olympic gold, she's probably emotional for her bf who just won silver
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>>153531669
is he gay? he looks gay
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>>153532158
The one on the left is all teeth holy
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>>153531713
Quadgod still got a team gold but his has got to be the biggest flop. Short track is still a shitshot at the end of the day.
>>153531778
Still got halfpipe, no?
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>>153532130
yep she's got a lego hand
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>>153532095

it goes both ways britbong, you guys kill it in team cycling/rowing in the summer olys
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>>153532131
>amerislips
Don't @ me
>>153532177
I suppose doesn't really explain the others crying and Xandra looked pissed right after the final
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>>153532190
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>>153532174
wtf I thought I was falling for that trick that fools 3 year olds but she actually has a CLAW
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>>153532190
cute!
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>>153532214
>five
surely that's against the rules
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>>153532199
I guess. What are her odds there?
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>Cute Korean lady has the height and body proportions of a dwarf
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>>153532158
Far left. Jack Nicholson's joker.
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LOL blud think she on the squad
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its nice that canadian crab woman is not ashamed of her crab hand :)
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>>153532278
Guaranteed gold, just like all her other events.
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>>153532304
Maybe she's a koreaboo
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>>153532278
She was complaining about not being able to properly train half pipe due to schedule moves so not good I would assume
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>>153532308
she should double up and compete in the paralympics
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Ariana Fontana is kinda cute
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>>153532309
>>153532332
KWABOTY
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>>153532333
Every canadian can
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okay going back 2 champons legaue
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>>153532349
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>The male podium
Holy shit is Dubois short.
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see ya Friday
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>>153532402
She isn't awful looking (look up the French biathlon team) and I can't take Italian opinions seriously, your "mid" women are like 7/10 at least anywhere else in the world.
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Fontana looks like a goblin, you don't have to be Italian to see that ffs
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>dandj not on the podium
lol
lmao even

crazy strat tho pushing your teammate to gold
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>>153532174
>>153532190
get this bitch to the paralympics STAT
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the fit is crazy
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>>153528694
10/10
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>All the dutch girls have runny mascara stains
Do they not have waterproof mascara in the Netherlands?
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average Montreal throuple
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And just like that, another meme-fueled but incredibly kino short track program is done.

See you in 2 days gros.
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>>153532649
Please watch our longtrack sport
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>>153532646
>heightmogged
>hairmogged
>facemogged
Generational mogging that not even a gold medal could save
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>>153532717
true even jason stolz assmogs dubois
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What went wrong?
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>>153533594
Can't trust shitskins in winter sports.



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