last time >>153529720
SWEDEN YES
>1980
WHY MUST WE BEAT BOTH USA AND FUCKING CANADA IN ORDER TO REACH THE FINALI HATE ALL THE CONSTANT RIGGING AGAINST US IN EVERY FUCKING SPORT THERE IS
>>153531489Dahlin suddenly became braindead
AMERICA LETS GOOOOOOOO score some goals
I'm bored
>>153531489grok is this true?
Think emily is enjoying the hockey games?
>>153531489>66 yearsHOWEVER
SCAAAAAARR
Cons of Sweden winning: Sweden winsPros of Sweden winning: no Canada in semisI'm conflicted
GO SWEDEN:) go EK65 :)
>>153531526Placed 3rd in group, lad
>>153531543>baldingGrim
>>153531547also we'd face slovakia instead of canada. no conflict for me. come on you bumboys.
>>153531531stfu russia
heja svärje!
>>153531543Ayo this bitch bald
This is the hoc the hockey general. This isn’t the faggot /int/ countryball thread. Thank you for your understanding.
>>153531526You beat every fucker they put infront of you, it is what it is
Step it up mutts
>>153531547Send Canada in, they looked like shit tonight I'm not worried.
>>153531559How is this related to this semen slurping sport, though?
>>153531526Slovakia should have the best seeding, no?
I play in Mestis and would genuinely destroy every Canadian in this neckbeard general
Ash Tkachuk from Pallet Town (Kanto region)
>>153531556We won every match except Finland. Is this really an appropriate punishment? Meanwhile Slovakia which we beat have a cakewalk to the final.
>>153531526Some retarded ape had to throw his stock on the ice in the Slovakia game
>>153531531conan o brian sweden sucks.jpg
>>153531567>>153531576Plenty of great people in hockey are bald and it’s no indictment of their character or talent.
fuck the net!
>>153531579does your mother know you use such foul language?
Heated rivals but it's gay female sneedskaters..
Oh god I'm gonna USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Fucker tried to break our player's neck with that leap.
thanks godim not using the ROIGHT M8 thread
looked onside to me ???
>>153531615Slovakia won't get a medal
>moving goal posts
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
Damn...was hoping kikechel was going to break his neck there.
I'm from /int/
CAM ON SWEDEN
>>153531621t. bald faggotYou don't look better because you shave off the thin hairs by the way.
>>153531649sorry about that
>>153531614I’m a Viridian City man myself
>>153531526Beat the best to win, simple as.
>>153531649alt +
The fuck is snoop dogg doing there
th was eichel doing there?
I'm from /hm/
>>153531649How does your brain being mud feel
Scar some gåååls
>>153531649Go back
>>153531678He fucking loves sports
i'm from /vg/
>>153531678begging for attention, like every thing else he does now.
Why is the USA goalie so good?
Do you NHL watcher genuinely enjoy this sloppy pinball small rink play? It’s all just chaotic
>constant awkward spillsHow bad is that ice?
>>153531703hart trophy winner from last year
Canadians are just insecure passive aggressive americans./sp/ is an /int/ colony
>>153531678>>153531681I knew this was a stoner sport
>>153531678Do you mean renowned sports analyst Snoop Dogg?
I am starting to fall asleepwtf is this shitty assfuck game? It seems like none of thme wants to win
>>153531678He’s the US Olympic mascot
>gets banned from r/sounding for my canadian finger memeHehe this is why 4chan is so based and r*ddit cringe kek
Yeah this game is kind of a slurper ngl
Rasmus Dahlin is better than Makar.
>>153531678Snoop's a businessman and is a luminary of Gary Bruce Bettman, newguy>also, welcome to /hoc/
>>153531703It’s the only thing we ask him to do
>>153531712Could have been actually deadly
>>153531741Retard
>>153531725I thought we'd be The USA Bald Eagles, not the USA Grey Apes.
>>153531738Really? I'm having a shit ton of fun. I guess because it's >my team playing but it also reminds me of 4naysh
>>153531710There’s fights though and this rink is actually smaller in width than nhl regulation and the corners are shallower
Watching this i just know we beat both of these bum teams
Awful period. These games are slow to start in Shitaly
>>153531717Pretty sure it's the other way around
>>153531701Wasn't he hired to appear like always?
we want swayman
good phase in this game, very even game. i think usa is slightly wearker than i thought
>scoreless first intermission in Milan
>>153531717Go back
IN A WORLD OF HUMAN WRECKAGE
Team Québec would bootyblast both of these shit teams
ok get the circlejerk over during the intermission and then out there usa and score some goals
>>153531765oh, he gets money for it too, sure, but that's not what he values most.
>>153530957It’s not that bad.
>>153531773youre bueatiful...
It’s Ash Wednesday, bros. I hope you went to Mass today and confession to start Lent off right. :) Daily reminder that the Catholic Church is Western Civilization and every deviation from it has been a catastrophe.
>>153531710I know. Hockeyettan is the right speed for me.
>>153531717They're all passive aggressive. Brits like sarcasm, continental euros open conflict. Usa and canada people don't have any normal conflict at all. They all act like women.
>>153531678The NHL got him with the LA Gretzky trade. It's what inspired Gary to be Gary.
>>153531787team gaybeck cant even fill a roster with nhlers
>>153531716Gonna be honest I don't get it, what the hell is this format
/int/ermission cats
Holy slurper
>>153531787
>>153531764This would do numbers on r/worldnews kek
>>153531800Björklöven represent
>>153531810Australians on the other hand are incredibly sarcastic but also too stupid to understand sarcasm. Interacting with them is hilarious as they all have the exact same personality
>>153531765Somehow he became a fixture of the US olympic prescence and now people pretty much expect him here.Im pretty sure he doesnt have much else going on to fill up his schedule anyway
>>153531710This is a meme tournament. The 4naysh was a better example of true best on best.
>>153531799is there priest client privilege during a confession? what if you like murdered someone and told them lol
>>153531828
>brought to you by Pokémon
team usa looks like shit bros
>>153531844Haha YOU SUCK! t. Luleå reigning champion Chad
>>153531810Nah mutts like open conflict but leafs are pansies
>>153531828>>153531859
>>153531844hata löven
>Sluuuuurp
>>153531872Just like my islanders
don’t let this mid performance from both USA and Sweden distract you from the fact that Chinada had a nail bitter with Czech
>>153531852I'm assuming this came out of his cooking show with Martha Stewart making him safe for regular audiences.I enjoyed the bit of that I saw.
>>153531858Not catholic but im pretty sure they tell you to turn yourself in to the cops and refuse to absolve you until you do
I'd like to report to Sweden that our national teams are pretty well evenly matched, and it's kind of annoying >just a bit
>>153531858post hands
>>153531878Kek is this real
Swiss media and hockey it's such an incestuous affair. They interviewers lowering their voice and talking like on a funeral to the untouchable semigods of hockey. Never any criticism kek
>>153531874Not for long
>>153531678Gotta have a token bulbasaur "entertainer" on TV to speak ebonics and shuck n jive.
>>153531827Nothing too complicated it’s just a reseeding for the semis
well this is going to be a boring ass game huh
>>153531881Just så
Wait did it already start? I thought it started it 10 bings
GUYS!!!!Do you FEEL that ENERGY?!?!?!
Tj oshie sucks
These NZ commercials are wild, negl.
>>153531917NOT that tone
>>153531878based how the hell did that happen
>sponsored by PokemonWhat’s your favorite Pokemon bros? Mine is that fat fuck Dragonite.
>czechs had 6 skaters on the ice when they scored their 3rd goalWow. What piss poor referring.
>>153531799No thanks I dont support local pedophiles
>>153531872Dream teams always look better in your head.Even Canada is just getting carried by a handful of players, there isn't enough time for the teams to really come into their own.
>>153531941charmander
>Czechs cheating How the tables have turned
>Good GuysSlovakia>Bad GuysUSA>RetardsFinland Sweden>Arch VillianCanada
>>153531526>Beat Swe, Italy, Swiss and Slovakia to reach gold gameHeh, nothing personnel
>>153531941charizard
>>153531941Bulbasaur is pretty based
>>153531933He’s just starting out.Give him a few seasons he will be more enjoyable to listen to than eddie olczyk
>>153531966Honestly seems legit
>>153531938Söt
>>153531852He’s getting paid to go on holiday and watch Olympics as a VIP and people do actually like him
>>153531941Jolteon, Blastoise a close second
>>153531941Cubone
>>153531941Holy shit a fellow Dragonite Chad in the wild
>>153531941Entei
>>153531949what are you referring to?
I forgot every country has to have their own commentary’s even if they don’t watch hockey in that country.
>>153531799They hated him because he spoke the truthI didn't have dirt but I am super pissed Sweden isn't losing so I took a chocolate and bashed it into my forehead and its symbolic enough.
>>153531941Snorlax
>>153531878If I see that fucking cat one more time...
>>153531526Maybe you should have played better and not lost your Group to Slovakia.
>>153531941I'm a Shuckle man.I love bug types.
>mfw winter sports
>>153531969>>153531971>The duality of /pol/
>>153531941Pinsir
>>153531941fat pikachu
>>153531799Hockey is a Protestant sport
>italy-canada curling game goes to overtime and they wont go back to hockey until it's overfuck this shit, our girls are not even in competition for a medal
>>153531941For me, personally, it’s probably Clefable.
>>153531941Misty
Not even into white women but that Dutch speed skater is a dime.
>>153531489>laffs
I feel bad for medkits
I said: I bet there'd be a lot more shots on target from the Americans if the Swedish goalkeeper was a school boy.
We better fucking win this game bros I've been posting too much anti-American stuff to lose now
Lapras for me
This was supposed to be by far the highest quality game of this round but its been pretty shit so far
>>153531941HoundoomI had a Doberman growing up as a kid and have yet to find a better dog
>>153532003The czechs had 6 skaters on the ice when they scored their 3rd goal to take the lead today
>>153531941Piplup
>>153532068Who told you that
>>153532050Reporting to to mommy Sanna
>>153532047onhockey tv
>>153531941Flygon
judging by the previous two games in order for sveden to have any hope they should have already been 0-3 up
>even if we lose this game we've eternally ruined europe demographically and they're utterly impotent to get their revenge on us>Canada has committed jeetsuicide
>>153532070Maybe on planet retard
For me its SzwecjaThey are chill dudes and i helped them smuggle drugs from Gdynia to Karlskrona (allegedly) many years ago.
Did you know that there were 69 Czech players on the ice for Ondrej Palat's go-ahead goal against Canada?
>>153531941Squirtle
>>153531941I'm a Staryou man
>>153531941I only threw pokemon cards against a wall to win cards from other kids at school to win theirs, until some parents called the school to complain about their kids losing their precious gay little pokemon cards and i was forced to give them back
these breaks are too long, I would give them 5 minutes max (goalies could take longer)
This is my cat, he’s called scraps
more snoop, I bet he;s banging aj
>>153532098pekka you can't post that
>>153531951>the Catholic Church is Western Civilization>worships a brown jew from the middle eastholy KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
where are all the minorities. this seems like racist sport
>>153531845This is funny.
>>153532070why didnt canada take the coach challenge?
>>153532068Sweden is dogshit because of coaching and USA has a gimped team
>>153532090you're jewish
>>153532097They didn't show it on the broadcast but I'm hearing from reputable sources that the Canadian curling guy poked the puck into the net.
>>153531941I recently sold a PSA 10 151 secret rare Charizard for $1500
>>153532111:3
>>153531941I like Seviper
>>153532091Greetings ambassador retard
>>153532117puck represents them
>>153531969haunter
>>153532138
>>153532111nice cat
second half when
>This Olympic event will resume shortlyBoring. At least show me a pizza hut commercial
>>153531526Maybe we should have spelad bättre änd have beaten the slovaker and de fingoloan... I dånt think its a riggad spel mot us.
>>153531941squirtle :)>>153532111Hello Scraps :D Who you rooting for!
>>153531941Bisasam
>>153532111Fuck you, i'm not your female friend
>>153532117>t. Anders Lindberg
>>153532111what a cutieI wish I wasn't allergic to every single soft animal on this planet
I bet the U.S. will pop off this period
>>153531941I haven't given a shit about Pokemon in 20 years and it seems no one else cares about the shilling at the Olympics either
>>153532138kek
Does the Olympics have ebugs? Some 42 year old Venetian Gondolier comes in to defend Canada's lead in the final
>>153532148pizza hut in the garage
>>153532117I believe they are all currently in Sweden pretending to be 12 years old refugees, fucking children and wives of Swedish men.
Dunno about you guys but I'm already getting Snoop fatigue, don't want to imagine how much worse it'll get as '28 games will be on
>>153532138i thought you meant a real person for one sec KEK. sounds like a german name or something
JA DET ÄR JONATHAN PUDAS, PUDASHAN JOBBAR HÅRT VARJE KVÄLL!ÅÅÅ-ÅÅÅ-ÅÅÅ-ÅÅÅ-ÅÅÅ-ÅÅÅHAN HATAR BJÖRKLÖVEN!
>>153532148Get a swidsh VPN änd watch with us on the reklamfree kanal SVT payed by swedish taxbetalare. https://www.svtplay.se/video/eXvvd3y/os-2026-huvudsandning/18-feb?video=visa
how many mutts will die when iran sinks 2 carriers next week?
>>153532121It's not just coaching it's also the team in general. Our best players are from>Laffs>Deadwings>LA Queens>Shittesota Mild
>>153531941I don’t like Pokémon but I always liked squirttle
Get out of the way, cats
>>153532117Zibanejad is on the ice and there's a whole line-up of mutts. This is true diversity.
>>153532169You don't actually have to listen to that crew. Mine is two white guys.
shit game, shit teams, shit sport
>>153532178
even the official NHL page didn't notice KWAB
>>153532169Maybe he dies before the games
>>153532163Considering they have 4 goalies on their squad I highly doubt.
>>153532186
Whats it like being from a small insignificant country that never wins any team sports?
>>153532059>knowing pokegays by namebunch of soft faggots in this thread
>>153532180My cousin is in the army but I have no idea what he does over there besides post pictures with his german-turkish gf. I do not think that is a combat role
KOM NU SVERIGE
Scissor me timbers!
>>153532202Gary is using the Olympics to see what he can get away with.
>>153532173>PudasGood Norrbotten lad. Wish Västerbotten could produce players like that but the inbreeding doesn't allow for it :(
>>153532200need to go
>>153532169He’s from long beach, CA iirc so expect him to be onscreen at least 30% of the time for every event
>>153532211I'm more disgusted with the amount of genwunners
>>153532200>go to the red light district>act surprised when you are accosted by whores
>>153532201Okay im sorry.
>>153532200why would anyone want to shake hands with a bunch of men
>>153532211at least they're not retards like you
>promoting gay marriage on national television Fuck off
>>153531799american catholicism is a perversion of the actual catholic faith
yeah im thinking garbage plates tonight
>>153532183Our roster is still the 3rd best. Hallam should be executed.
SNOOP IN THE BOOTH!
Anyone got Raccoon girl pic of her holding her leg up to the back of her head showing off her thighs?
Kom igen nu för fan!
guys its a decent joke
>>153532173https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvb1ECLNXo0
if usa wins then who plays them and who plays canadaand if sweden wins then who plays them and who plays canada
>>153532243looks like something took a shit on your food
>>153531489
Need Oliver Lossem Tossem to get a goal here
>>153532227I get that he essentially /is/ West Coast but surely you guys have someone else that even is aware enough to pretend like they aren't in it for the money
>>153532225Someone told me that that ugly bastard cat is the female.
>>153532266My shits only look like that when I am in severe distress
>>153532200he's going to get STDs just by touching them
Sam Hallam is looking helt själlös och empty ut inside. Does that man have a soul?
>>153532241Then American protestantism must be islam tier
>>153532247100%. Like I said earlier today more damage to Sweden than Reinfeldt. No soul, pure psychotic hatred.
>be high level athlete>also be gaymight as well just have a black baby if you wanna throw away your genes so bad
>>153532216Spikklubba jänkare
Draisatl should get Canadian citizenship. We don't need him but he deserves it.
>>153532264I love ass and DFC so much bros
>>153532264nice if they are men
>>153532289they're lesbians, one of them will take up the mantle of the wifebeater
>>153532277theyre looksmatched 2026
Hedman injured and will not play
>>153532287they are trying to sell hockey to niggers
>>153532303classic finland
>>153532295He doesn’t shit in the street enough to gain Canadian citizenship
where is that nigga zibanejad from and why does he play a white mans sport?
same?
I CAN'T SCOOOR
>>153532295but you dont deserve him
>>153532295why would he want that?
>mfw I'm too old to know what a Pokéman is
LETS SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS YA MORONS
>>153532315That's good actually
If we lose this i will book a flight to sweden and be overly talkative and friendly on public transportation
>>153532222Luleå is full of Swedish/Finnish mutts
>>153532264usa wins, can-fin, usa-svkswe wins, can-swe, svk-fin
>>153532324>be american>drink mexican beer
>Hedman injured Good for us but man Gary’s gotta be so mad right now
>>153532322He's from Palestine
Make way for Prince DahlinSay hey, it's Prince DahlinHey! Clear the way in the old BazaarHey you, let us through it's a brand-new starOh, come be the first on your block to meet his eyeMake way, here he comesRing bells, bang the drumsYou're gonna love this guyPrince Dahlin, fabulous he, Dahlin AbabwaShow some respect, boy, genuflect, down on one kneeNow, try your best to stay calmBrush up your Friday salaamThen come and meet his spectacular coteriePrince Dahlin, mighty is he, Dahlin AbabwaStrong as ten regular men, definitelyHe's faced the galloping hordesA hundred bad guys with swordsWho sent those goons to their lords? Why, Prince DahlinFellas, he's got(He's got 75 golden camels)Uh-huh, now the ladies, what he got?(Purple peacocks, he's got 53)Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huhWhen it comes to exotic-type mammalsEverybody help me outHe's got a zoo? I'm telling you,It's a world-class menageriePrince Dahlin,handsome is he, Dahlin AbabwaThat physique! How can I speak?Weak at my knees! You yummy boySo get on out in that squareAdjust your veil and prepareTo gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Dahlin, oopsHe's got 95 white Persian monkeys(He's got the monkeys, a bunch of monkeys)And to view them he charges no fee(He's generous, so generous)He's got ten thousand servants and flunkies(Proud to work for him)They bow to his whim, love serving himThey're just lousy with loyalty to DahlinPrince DahlinPrince D...We're waiting for you!We're not going until you goYou can do itThere it isPrince Dahlin, amorous he, Dahlin AbabwaHeard your princess was hot! Where is she?And that, good people, is whyHe got all cute and dropped byWith 60 elephants, llamas galore (for real?)With his bears and lions, a brass band and more (what?)With his 40 fakirs, his cooks, his bakersHis birds that warble on keyMake way for Prince Dahlin
>>153532241idk about burgers but 95% of european catholics dont know shit about the bible and go to church twice a year at most
>>153532275>you guys have someone else that even is aware enough to pretend like they aren't in it for the moneyAre you serious? That’s literally what this country was founded on.So to answer your question: noWe dont have anyone else
>>153532315I think they rushed him back from whatever he was dealing with in Tampa.It's like 2019 vs. Columbus all over again.
>>153532324to Snoop!
This game is somewhat slower than the afternoon games
>>153532341Yeah thats me but in Skellefteå they marry their cousins
Notice that none of the top scorers in the NHL are Swedish. This explains why we suck at scoring. Our players are simply carried by their North American team mates.
>>153532283Do you swedes have more faith in Grönborg? Hes right now leading my home team (tappara) as a huge favorite to win the championship
>>153532348doesnt sounde like an arab name. armenian, iranian maybe?
>>153532348>Canadian>lyinga tale as old as time
>>153532322Iranian/Finnish
>>153532352We call those C&Es (christmas and easter)
>Czechian head coach Radim Rulik was very, very unhappy with the referees after the game against .>“The referees really worry me. What they’re allowing against us is unacceptable. After every game, we send them two or three clips where they confirm that the opponent should have been penalized. I don’t understand it. I just don’t get it. I feel like everyone is afraid to call anything against Canada.>We were basically playing against six players.why can't Canadians simply win fair and square, bros?
>>153532339Some punishments go too far
>>153532352that is the true catholic faith
>>153532364good face-off-ers though.
>>153532363
>>153531941i've been a charmeleon chad since '99
what is this dogshit team? where is sundin? where is foppa?
>>153532380wtf
>>153532322Aryan/Finnish
>the best of the best>they are mid
Mmmh USA what is this?
>>153532386it's us who played and scored in six
The reporter next to snopp seems like she hates this. Like she wants to talk about the game but is stuck babysitting.
>we can’t even score against fartstrom Yeah I think it’s over
BOSSTONES BROS
>>153532364Swedes are tertiary players, it's a symbiotic relationship.
>>153532386>>We were basically playing against six players.kek. 10/10 trolling
>>153532386our national sovereignty is at stakeplease have some sympathy
Im going to Florida in may. What /sp/orts are going on there then? I am week in north and week in south. After the miami gp sadly.
Both of these teams suck ass how did they even make it this far?
>>153532386pressure from the un and ngo's. if canada gets humiliated any more their country will collapse and get annexed by the orange man
>>153532352100% of burgers dont know shit about the bible
>>153532386weren't the linesmen canadians?
>>153532396Sundin would never degrade himself skating with these shitters
>>153532386Funny, our coverage was talking over footage of the czechs having an extra man on for several minutes including one of their goals.
bunch of porch monkeys in here
>>153532420They're cancelling each other out like hitler and stalin
>>153532410Yeah, his axe body spray is probably wearing off from his no-shower he took this morning.
>>153532386Every one of these shit countries bitches and moans about the refs after every game they lose. Mental midgets, KWAB.
midwest vs midsommar
>>153532422Excuse you I actually know quite alot about the bible
>Poojeet in cowboy hatThis is America
>>153532418Baseball if your into that maybe play off basketball
>>153532410Good. That’s how every man feels when women try to talk about sports.
>>153532433I forgot to save the pissluffar version, some other swede will have to assist me
>>153532386>We were basically playing against six players.
>>153532410AJ has a olypmic gold medal in hockey and actually takes her job seriously unlike most women.For her it literally is babysitting
>>153532396WHERE IS TOMMY SODERSTROM
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>153532418Noodling, iguana killing (ive never been to florida)
why is mcavoy allowed out of his aquarium?
>>153532418The Panthers should be deep into the playoffs by then. Great chance to see Barkov.
>>153532452I would say it's more canada, even in texas which has a lot of them I think our indians are very upper middle class liberal-coded
>>153532418the mass shooting world championship
>durrrr the d-man have been on the ice for almost two minutes in the 2nd period!! ZOMG ZOMG ZOMGThis happens in EVERY FUCKING GAME YOU FAGGOTS. They are scraping the barrel for talking points in this game.
>>153532473Iguana killing YOU as its frozen carcass falls out of a tree and brains you.
what a slurper
bro if this shits ends up in meme 3v3 again im gonna throw up
>>153532491Canada would win that
>>153532452texas is infested with jeetsbut not as bad as other states
>Playoff round>All games are kino>Last and most expected game is boring AFWhy does it happen in every sport?
>>153532433>>153532462
>>153532463Czechs are such niggers
...
show spoon god again
>>153532501Was that pewdiepie
>>153532506fin-sui was also a borefest until the final five minutes
>>153532506You're not a hockey fan, it's okay to be wrong.
i'm going to sleep this isn't worth staying up for
This game sucks so far and yet it is STILL going to give me heart palpitationsfuckI hate thisI hate caring
>0-0I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
my broadcast is in native american
>>153532501they all look as bored as I feel
>>153532528coward
>>153532285yes?
>>153532483Depends how his knee grows
Matthews sucks so bad
>>153532533you mean english?
Explain to me why americsns have been posting for years like they are on par with canada in hockey standing? They don’t have the history, the medals or the players for it, what made them think that they were above the rest of us under canada?
that U.S.A. jersey is so fucking sovl
The USA needs to start scoring goals if they want to win this game and advance in the tournament.
>>153532528sussa sött
why dont they just do this?
someone scarrr a goal already got dammit
>bbc changed which channel the hockey was on and made me watch some gay skiing shit
>>153532528Boooooooooooooooo
>>153532554Yes but swedes have a better oneGo sweden
My Quebecies would bootyblast both those shit teams.
>>153532533honorary fin
>>153532553In b4 1993
Shut the fuck up. This might be a semen slurper but it is good semen slurping
somebody call the whaaambulance
Hoping Sweden wins here, if Canada beats USA in the semifinals Trump is going to threaten us with tariffs again :(
>>153532533based turtle island poster
which country have more somali pirates % per capita?
>>153532557thanks, i did not know that
It’s time for Dylan Larkin and the power of friendship to step up and take over this gameI’m done waiting
>That weak U-S-A chantIt's over
reminder america canonically does not care about hockey, it's the #6/7 sport in the country
>2-1 on the Atletico match now>missing it for this 0-0This shit sucks, I'm out
I hate americans so much....arrogant assholes....
>>153532554I think it is ass.
>>153532553The only thing canadians even have left to their identity is hockey. Most americans dont even know what hockey is
What’s up with Hedman? He has no ice time?
>>153532588many people are saying this
All streams on onhockey died at the same time?
you need to score on those bud
>>153532561Because that movie lied and hockey is actually lame and doesn’t have cool shit like the Flying V and the knucklepuck.
>>153532495If there are 6 sets of skates on the ice when a goal is scored, it's not valid. Those are just the rules, and they've been officiated evenly in every game of the tournament except this one.Czechia went for the steal and almost made off with it, but they couldn't clinch the 6v5.>>153532575This slavic NIGGER is just salty his ref bribe wasn't big enough.
seriously, what the fuck is making this ticking noise when the puck goes into the corners? It's not the stanchions, but it sounds like some kind of metal being hit.
Why can't we score?
>>153532591He defected to Finland before the game
oh no wait a minute, if we win we will be hit with 200% tariffs
>>153532591He got hurt during warmups
>>153532503I'm sorry but your 5 days of Canada having a more recent mass shooting is over . Hope you enjoyed it because it happens less then the Olympics
>>153532591He’s injured
>>153532591Cooper asked him to sit the game or he'd send his ass to Syracuse.
>>153532604they can all just charge phone, eat hot chip and lie
>>153532554The homosexual jew from NYC that designed it really outdid xerself
>>153532544Just so we're on the same page. The options are limited here
>>153532602Are you drunk or retarded?
>>153532604There's someone blocking our shots. Shot behind him instead.
I want to see this whole thing. If i get too sleepy, i will eat a single green tea leaf.
Where is JT Miller?
>>153532595It's run by indians please understand saar
Tage is a funny name for an American
>>153532591medically impaired
>Team of pretty boys who are ambivalent on the forecheckVS.>Team of underachievers facing eliminationuh oh bros...
>>153532607Sad
>>153532618cute
>>153532631bringing the vibes from the bench
Anyone checking in fromUMEÅ>UMEÅUMEÅ>UMEÅ
>>153532629woah calm down there bud, lets not get too crazy
>>153532440you will be doing the same in an hour
Mark Messier will score soon
AIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>153532625i mean he's here
why don't teams just put some big fat snorlax guy in net?
>>153532629Stay with us Latvia broThere is much mirth to be had
>>153532629>gives you a cheeseburger in your path
Shartstrom good?
F U GUG
>>153532603I wouldn't worry about it
KICK HIS ASS EKKER!!!!
>>153532618Megan Rapinoe looking rough these days
How do you miss that
>>153532617>swede>accusing others of being woke faggots
>>153532650Your team is shit and run by a retard
Just let them fight man
Goalies serious finally
>>153532647why
YOU WANNA GET ROUGH NOW SWEDES?????
>>153532656are you any good? can you skate?
SAAAAARS WE MUST DEFEND OUR IZZAT
Which is a more depressing winter hellscape, Canada or Finland?
>>153532661He was OP in NHL 14 because he's so tall
>>153532688dont make me ask your sister out on a date
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
In case you guys didn't know:If the Czech goal with too many players on the ice would have been the game winning goal, Canada would NOT have been able to challenge it (but they missed it themselves KWAB). You cannot do a coach's challenge for too many players. off-side, missed game stoppage event, goalie interference, delay of game (rule 38.2)
KILL ALL CANADIAN REFS
Cancel this slop and replace it with goalie boxing
>>153532554Its an iceland ripoff
>>153532694Canada
>>153532688I got rough with your dad last night
>>153532698stefon diggs?
yeah i dont think this semen slurping sport is for me lads
I CANT SCORE
>>153532689not without milk crates
>>153532694Definitely Finland. Canada has mountains
where's the fackking goaaals!
Atta boy Larkin
>>153532711that's kinda gay bud
>>153532579>turtle islandwhat?
Hockey without fights is gay.
>BOO ESSAY
USA USA USA USA
>>153532600It does though. A knucklepuck is a slapshot with a forward or a backward tumbling puck causing the puck to curve in the air making it harder to stop. And the flying v and reverse v is done in lower level hockey as a way to break through the neutral zone.
U S AU S AI still baleeb
Connor hellybuck is actually a good goalie wtf have the jets been doing?
>>153532590Well most americans can barely spell their name so that doesnt really indicate anything
its the 2nd period why are the burgers still sleeping
>>153532719inshallah we'll be throwing americans off mount logan soon
>>153532731Some Winnetou mumbo jumbo.
markström isn't dogshit today that's cool
Can one of these shit teams score a fucking goal already.
we're fucking crumbling USA gonna score any second
>>153532704What do you mean by that, if it was a sudden death goal or something? The Latvians challenged for offside and GI against us.
Golden on the organ is pretty based
how is it 0-0 in ´hockeythe only reason i watch this sport is to see some facking goals
>Sweden plays>semen slurping intensifies
when is the punch out mini game?
>>153532728kek what a kwab
Notice how there are no latvians here aside from me2 retarded nationalists were posting from this country
>>153532742Playing and living in canada will do that to a motherfucker
>>153532728eriksson the oak
>Hedman-Hd>Zibanejad-Zd>Eriksson-Ek
>>153532418Baseballpossibly hockeypossibly basketball
>>153532715Danish bait tastes like butter cookies
>>153532755Nah usa sucks they should have brought caufied
>>153532745Those aren't Americans.
IS THIS HECKING SIMONE "I QUIT" BILES!?>>153532759you can challenge for offside, you cannot challenge for too many players.
>>153532291URSVENSK BARBARII
Simone spotted
>>153532754based sikh bros
>>153532762This is the goalie off.
the boner pill ad they just showed was better than the match so far
>>153532704this is retarded
HELLEBUYCK HYUCK HYUCK :DD
>>153532728you should have been here yesterday for figure skating instead of posting vardrid garbage
>>153532772Are you the one who knows Teddy Blueger?
i feel like a loser watching these 2 kwababby teams slurp each others semen
First time seeing negroes in hockey game desu
kikel wishes
>>153532810webm?
>>153532764>a team with their best side being defense, generates low goal gameWe’re the Italy of hockey right now
>>153532778TzTok-Ek
>>153532810youre watching the american broadcast?
>>153532825
>>153532772I moonlight as latvian on a part-time basis
Isn't it weird for Hedman to be in full gear on the bench but not available to play?
>>153532754do these patriotic leafs buy the poppy?
>Matthews played for a Ukrainian team as a child lol what
ToT
>>153532745Unironically Americans don't learn to read and write like we do. Look it up they have some insane cultural marxist bullshit.
ARIZONA MENTION
MAAAAAAARKSTRÖM VIKLEN KLIPPA!
Sweet Jesus if Markström wasn't in top form today we'd already have been smoked.
>>153532728>you will never be safely cradled in Joel's arms
>>153532835he needs the pills, you don't understand
>>153532750they sound like those bullshit languages they do in star wars
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>153531773Need a second season of only her
>>153532772don't tell everyone but I'm a sprīdītis
>>153532825lots of them in the nhl now. even a few saars
It's over
>>153532854>>153532858LOL
c0ck
>Swedish goaltending
fugg
det är över
It's overFinally
HOCKEY JESUS!
i used to hate sweden. i still do, but i used to, too. go USA
scarrrrrr usa!
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR
>>153532844HC Slava Ukraini
:/
mjäääääääääääääää
>>153532854>>153532858You were saying?
Kill me
>and there you go time on ice, he's a minute eater>time on ice:0:00LMAO
THE USS STRUCKFIRST
>>153532772Did you post in /turnleft/? There was a Latvian there
NOOOOOOO
>>153532854JAg borde hållot käft...
>>153532818I'm the one that spams in all kinds of threads
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARFREEEEEEEEEEEEEE BIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD YEAAAAAAAAAAAH
FIASKOLLAPS
SWEDEN NO
It's over.
>>153532796Elaborate
USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA
Is it in between periods? eurosport is showing other sport that already happened.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LARKS
>>153532755*taps sign*
>>153532839Most interesting
okay going to sleep
scar
Good. The game needed a goal. Now things will start opening up.
SCAAAAAAAR>shartstrom
>>153532848Shut up you sub human shit stain. American is better than you in every way. We dont even have to try and we can score on your ass at any given SCAAAAAAAAR
>>153532854Bra jobbat
it's on now
>>153532848We also score goals differently from you
>>153532922no
OK that breaks the ice, now they can play
>>153532844
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>153532844>Matthews played in the 2010 Quebec International Pee-Wee Hockey Tournament with the Kharkiv minor ice hockey team.https://www.eliteprospects.com/team/17125/druzhba-78-kharkov/2009-2010
neej!!!!
WINGSCHADS WW@?
Lucky bullshit. I believe in you Sven
DBOSS
>>153532872ShieeetLutausis?
USA - Slovensko in semifinals
>>153532922noonhockey tv
Ah shit, got my answer
i knew it, swedes are losing on purpose so we have to play canada
>>153532848We dont need to learn the alphabet we just have our military beat it into submission and the rest takes care of itselfLARKINMYBOY
>>153532949Play stops if the ice breaks.
I demand Russia is only allowed to play after they leave all Ukranian territories and return all of the stolen Ukrainian children
tf was markstrom doing?
>>153532936you're a dying empire in collapse
i tabbed out and missed the goal
>>1535325620-0
luckiest goal i've ever seen
Not even really Markströms fault... what was our back doing letting that merican stand there unmolested?
FREEEEBIIIIIIIRD
>>153532955So are they in the KHL now?
katastrofiasko-status: total
Jack still a shitter but good on him
@grokpremium whats with the tape on the sticks
Tbh if I had to choose an opponent that would beat us it would be USA, with the motivation that Americans don't really care about hockey or their national team. They will have forgotten about this match tomorrow, and won't bother to mock us for it. Very much unlike Canadians and Finns.
>>153532986looked like he was too late
WINGSCHADS RISE UP
Who is the most popular/favorite NHLer in Sweden?
if we score a goal it will be equalized
>>153532959Aw yiss
>>153532985lucky?
dilly fucking larky my boy
>>153532940Förlåt.. jag tar fullt ansvar...
Hellebyuck a little too deep in the net
That was an all michigan goal right thereHughes to hughes to larkin
>>153533015Around 2006 or something
>>153532996I can't see the puck.
>>153532997with the tape one-timers aren't too loud for yuro ears
>>153532980You wish. We will literally nuke the planet before we let the empire die. The entire global economy lives off the americans either from consumerism or literally direct hand outs. If we go down we are taking all of you with us.
>>153532934the game has practically ended when minnows who cant score or create chances concede nothing else happens perhaps usa will score another 2
>>153532970>onhockeyty
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEF
i think the USA jerseys are ugly. do americans like them tough?
>>153533051Who you for? Usa or swe
>>153533015
>>153533019currently? who knows man... they are all jobbers
>>153533043@cutegrok a one timer is a hard shot?
How much fukcing microplastics are their brans filled with chewing on their teeth plastic protectecntion like that?
>>153532980Your empire collapsed after your king got killed by his own men
>>153533058Could be worse I don’t really care though because I’m not a jersey buying goy
>>153533045Okay pissrael
>>153533047>sweden>minnow
PERKELE.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Team_Trans
The Offspring
>>153533058Nope
>>153533028my bad that was actually a good deflection, looked different from another angle
>>153533079less than you sucking on your moms dildo whilst watching sissy hypno
>>153533058Looks too much like NYR for my taste. Think it should look more like cbj with more red and white desu
It was over the moment IIHF rigged the tournament for us to play both USA and Canada to reach the final. We never stood a chance in the first place. Probably a Finn behind this.
>>153533065don't have fav between these two
Ngl I don't see Sweden scoring
>>153532967Nah, meant it as the emigrant meme, meklēt laimi and so on
CAM ON SVERIGE I BELIEVE IN YOU
1k years burgerreich
Why do people pretend they can see the puck?
>>153533107trust the plan
>>153533058They need a star/stars on them somewhere.
>>153533079you have way more important things happening in your country for you to be worried about that.
north americans only, sorry sweden
>>153532772I’m honorary Latvian
>>153533058I love the blue, not a fan of the white. Simple as. The Nations Tournament jerseys were much better though.
>>153533058I'm not a woman, so I don't really care
>>153533109Yeah we our players can't score if there isn't a North American to carry them
>>153533058all the olympic jerseys look cool
>>153533121this. the hockey clubs should be white
>>153533121>pretend
Jack Hughes has looked fucking phenomenal.I take back all the shit I've thrown on him over the years.
>>153533113>>153533109Both me btw
could use a nice cuppa espresso
>>153533093>Marner - McDavid on the first linewtf that team is stacked
>>153533121Just put your browser on negative colours.
>>153517228>>153517228/new/
I WANT FIN-SWE FINAL. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>a woke 'burbs showGod. Fucking. Dammit. Fuck my childhood, right?
>>153533128>>153533104IT's a relevent and interesteding questions no reason to get hostitlity....
between -25c and watching hockey all morning my eyes are dried tf out
>>153533157THIS IS NOT THE THREAD NOT THE THREAD
>>15353309790s?
>>153533141this, all other sports should learn from hockey
>>153533112Yeah, i got it. You fucking any exotic girls there? Nēģermaukas?
>>153533121I accidentally left my cursor on the stream and thought there were two pucks
feckless swedes
Where is Mike modano and Foppa
>>153533023Not if we score on the wrong goal
>>153533282jörgen 65...
REF?????????
Det är kanske förbi
>>15353331134, actually
KIKEL YOU'RE USELESS
tage should be where eichel is on the pp
VAR ÄR JÖRGEN JÖNSSON
>>153533085when team usa plays basketball against a good team like lets say turkey greece it is considered a huge upset if they lose thats how huge the gape is in nba and nhl stop harboring delusions
>>153533019Historically? Has to be Lidstrom. Right now? Idk
3v3 OT is utter bullshit
>>153533019>>153533472foppa
>>153533019I'd guess Forsberg. One of the best players of his generation for sure.
>>153533691yeah idk why they added all this nhl garyslop, including the trapezoid behind the goalie
>>153534222Trapezoid is good as is no red line. I'd be happy if they took out the Brodeur lines and made the goalie checkable though.
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so fucking cringe waste of time
