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Sweden sucks I’m making fun of them forever now
How do Americans feel about being drafted to fight a war against Iran soon? ;)
USA USA USA KEK GET FUCKED YUROPOORS AND CUC KNADIANS
rip swedenkinda would've liked to see if they could actually run the four nations gauntlet all the way (they would've just got shitcanned by the leaves)
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>153535626>tfw exemptfeels good
>>153535626
>>153535626People have been saying this for a literal decade dude. Trump keeps winning.
Pack up Jacob and Jespers bags they’re expected in Newark at practice first thing in the morning
>>153535626we'll get drafted as soon as you guys get an OT shot
>>153535637you’re losing to slovakia lil nigga
FLYYYYYYHIIIIIGHFREEEEEBIIIRDYEAH
>>153535615They didn't even try to win. Forsberg had about 3 good chances and didn't shoot. Then, zero offensive attempts in OT. It's obviously rigged so we get the juicy Canada vs US game but rigged as hell for sure. 3 OTs in one day solidifies that as well.
>>153535626How do you feel about having brown skin
>>153535617dümbstrom DEEP in his crease again kwab
Feels good man
That was a fun game. Gonna go back to watching trailer park boys now.
>>153535666no, lol
3 on 3 is retarded
>>153535666cope saar
How fortunate Canada and USA got """seeded""" on opposite sides :)
>>153535587The two best teams in the world, it should have been the final
WE WON :DDDDD
Hughes just saved the game, antisemites btfo'd
>>153535587Hughes is too nice with it
Why the fuck does Canada get Finland, and the USA gets Slovakia... US already had the easiest grouping by far. Shit's rigged
Raymond carried the team. Shame they only had two other players to step up and help. Everyone else was dead weight for Sweden.
>the team that isnt afraid to put pucks on the goalie winswoah is it really that simple?what kind of fucking name is sam hallam anywayis he some sort of stockholm metrosexual test tube baby faggot or what
>>153535666enjoy the bronze bud
>26 posts>2 swedish flagsKEK
byebye you fucking clown
>>153535626>finally get to dieuhh hello based department?
We’re playing Slovakia? I like those odds desu. I think Finland might give Canada fits.
>>153535626>draftedkek. I'm 37 with a bad knee. Ain't happening. I'll cheer them on from my couch.
Cheer up, Sweden. A victory for the United States is a victory for the world.
GG USA please hug me ):
>Gary spammed the same script 3 games in a row
>>153535686There were three groups not 2. Why would they put the two clear favourite in the same group?
Please please please quit this 3v3 shit, how can you remove half of what hockey is offence/defence and think this is okey?
>>153535686yes, how fortunate the rules and seedings available before the tournament started ended up accurate based on wins, losses and goals scored
>>153535694>mischlingIf anything antisemites WON!
>>1535356943 on 3 is garbo. Should never be a thing in elimination rounds.
>>153535720He’s so powerful
>>153535720It's a working formula
>>153535732canada won and im still annoyed about this
>>153535717you fought well *hugs*
This was a very fun day of /hoc/ you guys!
>USA bullying the entire scandinavia by beating us and swedenthis HAS to stop
>>153535700>>153535706Samhall-am
hope slovensko humiliates you
>>153535694He is not jewish
>>153535712Breh there's no way 37 would be too old, it would probably be up to 50. Even if you'd just be making coffees on base
Swedes have no Finnish
I'm team US now
>>153535714
*wins*
>>153535717there there
What a stressful game, fuck
USA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USA
>>153535717>for you
>>153535744Agweed =3
>>153535732They bitched about the shootouts previously. Of course, none of this matters because the Russians would own all these pansies. The Ukrainians gave us the Special Olympics with the Canucks and Mutts being considered elite.
I am now on Finland's side. We've always been brothers after all.
>>153535766True
>>153535752just like we humiliated you lmao
We're coming for your seed, Canada.
Did Hughes get all of the US' shots in OT? Really felt like every time he skated across the slot he was just shooting. One of them eventually had to go in.
>>153535626I aged out of the draft (:
>>153535750>RAISED H1BS TO BE 6 FIGURESAnd you claim to be a white anglo?
>>153535676What the FUCK was Landy doing? He also lost possession of the puck by taking a retarded shot before this happened...That's on the coach though. Why would you play Landeskog (the moral support guy who can't play hockey anymore) on a 3v3 skill competition?
>All of these injuries at the OlympicsIs this the end of the NHL at the Olympics?
>38 savesis that kind of volume stat correlated with losing?
>>153535765Ed Helms was in the marines??
USAUSAUSA
Gg America. I had a great time watching this game despite us being worse throughout. I screamed out loud in my empty apartment when we equalized. The better team won.
>>153535776atleast do 4v4 this shit is some mickey mouse hockey
hockey is fun and all but I bet it had nothing on watching triceratops fighting a tyrannosaurus rex know what I mean?
>>153535784Avalanche players are mental midgets
>>153535780>We're coming for your seed, Canada.Come and get it!
>>153535777österlandets guld är hela nordens guld HEFUSE
FREE BIRD
>>153535793i love you :)
>>153535749it'll stop after we beat finland for the gold medal
Will Trump come to watch the final?
>>153535626I hate Americans (The Great Satan) as much as the next person, but the idea that they would need to bring back the draft to defeat Iran is laughable. They could turn that entire country into a parking lot in a single afternoon, if they really wanted to.
Man Quinn really does look like a modernized Brian Leetch. Miles better than his brothers it's not even worth debating.
>>153535793Sweden is a tough team, gg!
>>153535786Hope so. It really is lame that these overpaid bros are getting paid so much for this. Really sloppy shit.
At least we still have our curling ladies in the semifinal!
>>153535797Just like my islanders
I think everyone with a common sense knows that we will play for the brozne with finnland
>>153535793you were better for 40 minuteswe turtled and you attackedweird that your team took their foot off the gas in OT
>>153535626I'm way past the draft age. To be honest I'd love to send some zoomers into battle so they can see what the real world is like.
>>153535720It's working, today I watched 3 hockey games instead of football
I will not lie and admit I was scared for a bit.
>>1535357795-3 to us neger
>>153535761I'm good with that. Get my GI Bill for being a coffee maid. As long as my alcoholism, diabetes and family history of heart disease doesn't get in the way.
>>153535749We only do it in hopes that you’ll finally get pissed off enough to start standing up for yourselves more.We’re dicks but we’re not assholes.We really do have your best interests at heart even if it doesnt seem that way
>>153535809this ain't 1991 anymore, chap
>>153535808Some Italian said he was but the president doesn’t really travel internationally on such short notice like that
>>153535743>>153535768Thank you have a great day <3
>>153535813Much better than Adam Fox
>>153535626we're NATO now, amerikas sak är vår
>>153535793I cheered for you guys too, we deserved to lose that point, we got lazy
>>153535793gg, me too
>>153535809Everyone acts like a war would HAVE to be boots on the ground. Niggas we have drones and sonic weapons
gg but why is it not 5v5 in ot?
>>153535829wait wait waitme being an alcoholic can save me from the draft?tell me more
>>153535681hard agree. at least 4 on 4 for 10 minutes would have been much better
>canada scrambling to figure out a way to cheat Loser nation
>>153535795Or i don’t know play normal hockey and if no one wins have a fucking shootout, you can just have a OT that cancels out one side of a twama strenght and think that’s good
>>153535795Yeah it's a wonder the first shot doesn't just immediately go in. Olympics have become insanely dumb. Surprised they didn't add street shitting for the Indians. At the very least, they could add cornhole for our rednecks. We'd be good at that. I'd rather see the NHL season continue honestly. Whole thing has become a major joke.
Quinn Hughes is a 180 lb defenseman
>>153535842that woman looks like she's at least 80% hotdog
i won't post my butt now
>>153535842She’s not wrong
Our lads can't wait to ragebait the Tkachuk sisters
>>153535842Literally CONSUME: the fan
Swedes BTFO. Worst defeat since Poltava.
>Quinn Hughes scores OT goal in the Olympics>meanwhile at Canucks practice...
My team lost :(
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC_lJ2yM2Ho
>>153535705>lose game>turn off tv>go to bed because it's midnight on a weekday
>>153535871okay but can you still dm me?
>>153535717Hyygs you
>>153535859bigger and worser than Hutson
>>153535872
Hope Crosby is doing okay...
>>153535872poor girls they will be either raped by a migrant in italy, or shot in the us
>>153535793GG dont worry us michiganders will always love you for giving us Lidstrom, Holmstrom, and Zetterberg
>>153535831I know, they can do it with drones now.
>>153535872does hockey even have ultras? all i see are literally full on familiesi know its the olympics but still
>>153535818American curling men got beat by a 1 - 4 Chinese team or something like that. American racing skaters got humiliated and clowned by Italy. Could always be worse. Always remember that your team is likely all Swedes. The American team is a combination of 3rd worlders, brownies, gooba, and mixed mutts. I'd rather have an all legit American team with 0 medals than a mixed bag of diversity for the sake of it.
USA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USA
Remember that this is an asterisk tournament without Russia. An olympic gold in this tournament won't really matter.
Why 3v3 above 4v4? At least in 4v4 players are used to it when they play boxplay
>>153535796>implying a triceratops would be caught out alone in a forest in order for a Trex to actually prey on it>implying a Trex would even consider preying on an adult Triceratops instead of fucking off after considering it not worth the effort>implying the tard rage lizard would even have a chance against the living embodiment of a spiked shieldignorant anon
>>153535874The Pospisil-Regenda-Kelemen line will make americans seethe. They are not ready for whats comming.
>>153535838Fox was always an average at best skater and it doesn't help that his knee got busted by Washington & Carolina faggots in the 2024 run
>>153535717gg bro
FLYHIGHFREEEEBIIIIIIIIRDYEAAAAAH
thank you based jews
Quinn's got that shit on
>>153535831You're right. The US military is now SIGNIFICANTLY more powerful than it was during the Gulf War.
>>153535904Our best player is an Iranian-Finnish hybrid
>>153535907
>>153535913shartslackia copewe will be 4th after choking to finland 2010 style
>>153535907This is true until we win gold. Otherwise it's a mickey mouse tournament.
nobodys watching tomorrows games right? see you on friday
Both NA teams advance on a NHL gimmick, well isn’t that nice. Gary you scoundrel
>>153535937Hello liberal
>>153535911t-rex remains have been found with triceratops horns gouging them many adult triceratops remains have been found with t-rex teeth embedded in the bones. t-rex were big retards
>>153535859i'm a 140 pound incel
>>153535880Chytil wasn't with team Czechia?Anyway that guy should probably stop playing hockey before he becomes a vegetable.
>>153535905I prefer apple pie
>>153535842I went to the Ikea foodcourt recently for the first time in a while. All the foods are named as balls. Meatballs of course, but also fishballs, veggieballs, all sorts of balls. Had quite a giggle.
>>153535898Those were good fucking times man. I can't listen to Don't Stop Believing without thinking of Lidström lifting the Conn-Smythe in Joe Louis arena (and James Gandolfini)
>>153535904The American team is entirely white lmao. One castizo and two mischlings. I'm fine with that.
I don't care about the rest of the Olympics, go ahead and bomb Iran so I can get some more habitual linecrosser videos
>>153535908it should always be 20min 5v5 until someone scoresno I don't care about faggy shit like le scheduling
>>153535897this happened like 10 miles from the games
>tfw audibly yelled “fuck” at the gym when Sweden tied it>cute girl working out next to meIt’s over for me bros
>>153535950Tupovolic butatot
having to practice a meme 3v3 mode instead of just actual penalities seems like such a pain in the ass
twitter is unusable for searching hockey stuff now. female gooners have taken over the discourse.
>>153535626I aged out of the draft like 6 years ago I thinkit's only for 18-24 year olds or something like that
foreigners learn their place
>>153535966kek
>>153535941Ironically they say 3 on 3 removes defence but the swedes lost because they literally played like chickens with their heads cut off in their own zone in OT literally just gave the Americans as much time and space as possible like they’ve never heard of man on man before
>>153535626I'm taking a medical deferment (Norwood 4)
>>153535871
>>153535962And two Ukrainians
>>153535904>curlingyoung man shuffleboard?>racing skatersoh so one of the 400 sports about people moving around on skates with no contact or competitiveness, cool>american team of 3rd worlds, brownies, etcthis is your brain on /po/lthis isn't soccerlet me tell you as a father of boys how expensive hockey is to get into- these kids are not trailer trash, it's.not a cheap sport to get intoand let me also tell you that if they don't have blonde hair, they are the equivalent to mutts on our end. the goalscorer, zbinijad, is as swedish as your mexican lawnmower is american
Finland will be a big test for Canada and they won’t have Crosby either
>>153535904>American curling men got beat by a 1 - 4 Chinese team or something like that. American racing skaters got humiliated and clowned by Italy. Could always be worse. Always remember that your team is likely all Swedes. The American team is a combination of 3rd worlders, brownies, gooba, and mixed mutts. I'd rather have an all legit American team with 0 medals than a mixed bag of diversity for the sake of it.
>>153535626just 2 more weeks right buddy boy
>>153535952Exactly, a tard rage muscle bag getting the jump on a Triceratops is the exception and not the norm
>>153535783chicano midwit or assblasted prescriptivist?"fee" is implicit in "raised H1Bs"ill wait while you google prescriptivism you dumb cunt
>>153535961Fucking right. I stillHave my lidstrom jerseyAnd any leaf that wants to argue that orr was better than lidstrom is a retarded niggerfaggotLidstrom is #1 dman of all time and probably always will be
>>153536005>that flag
>>153535966How could you ever kidnap a child? That's pure evil.
>>153536014you don't move that much material there without something happening and Bibi has Trump gripped tightly around whatever balls he has left
>>153536014I'm sure sending 2 carriers to the middle east is just for the lulz
>>153535967You’re such a pussy if you think that matters at all, especially at the gym
>>153535972>oh so your teams strength are defenders>lets play a game mode where that doesn’t matter and we turn the game into a round of CS
>>153535984That's like only Slovakia and Hungary, maybe also Italy since they like switching sides. The rest sees Putin as the great Satan
>>153535653>>153535712>>153535782>>153535824>>153535978they're just going to take us for the boomer brigade anyways
canada and the US easily win their games with zero problems whatsoever
I have an inside source who confirms that Auston Matthews is planning to make an anti-ICE statement on the podium if USA wins gold.
Canadian journos shidding and farding
>>153535967If you think that matters at all you're retarded.
>>153536034Swedes played shit defensively in OT
>America wins>seething Chicano shits up the threadnever fails, why don’t you just do us all a favor and move to Mexico bud.
>>153535966Gotta respect the hustle
You now remember Nya Sverige
>>153535990Nah Sweden played with patience, they know it's better to wait for a good shot opportunity than just give the puck away. They also played good defense, until Landeskog came in and just allowed Hughes to do whatever he wanted. EKK completely neutralized Quinn Hughes in the shift before.
>>153536046and he's so freaking brave for that
>>153535904the fuck are you talking aboutthis is a team full of rich american white kidsthe swedes are just as "culturally diverse" as we aregrow up
>>153535966jesus
>>153536057mine is much smaller
>>153535626imagine the steam coming out this boomer zoomer schwede's ears rn
a real tough performance by our boys. gritty, even. just a slugfest through and through.
>>153536046Most likely most of the team supports ICE and Trump. The Tkachuks are MAGA.
>>153536057Our PP is even small there
>>153536046deported back to Mexico
The big four of hockey marches on
>>1535359903-3 is not hockey
>>153536007Yes they will
>>153535966>right in front of the camerasno you gotta do that shit in the beans aisle no one is paying attention in there
>>153536068on whose side? what are you even talking about?
>>153536057MOGGED
>>153535880>buium hurt>rossi hurt>ohgren only playing because the canucks are dogshit and hurtkek. My Wild won that trade big time.
>>153535842Idk I think I like meatballs more than hotdogs and I love hotdogs
>>153536046Yeah>”ICE should be deporting MORE of the bums the lazy fuckers get your shit togther”
Half our team is from Michigan or Minnesota
>>153536088I think not
When we won the skoda cup in 2002 some fags wrote a "hockey anthem" with the lyrics "may the god grant us the gold, after all we got what it takes". pure cringeand from today every single media is using the song and promoting our shitty team. I will vommit
>>153536068why would they be seething? your captain is a mexican
>>153536098Costco hotdogs are only $1 right? While IKEA meatballs are like $14 + tax (and you need three portions to get full).
>>153536101where did you expect them to be from, baton rouge?
>>153536051Cause we couldn’t field our team
>>153536101My great grandfather was from Minnesota. MMGA!
Canada is lucky they don't have to give sympathy minutes to grandpa Crosby anymore.
>>153536095Faber makes Hughes redundant. Should have used those assets on a center
>>153536058The swedes kept collapsing all overtime they all ran to the front of the net instead of picking up a man. it was like they were taught to treat 3 on 3 like playing the diamond on penalty kill where everyone picks a zone and stays there which is fucking RETARDED. The americans literally had all the time and space to do whatever it was pathetic
>>153536114Gary wants this
>>153536095My cope is that it all depends on whether or not he extends with the Wild.
canada wins finland 7-1slovaks win usa 4-2
>>153535984Good. Tired of being held hostage by Poleshits, Jewkrainians and Baltniggers incessantly seething about "MUH RUSSIA" 24/7. I don't particularly like or trust Russians, but they're not going away. Not now, not ever. We need to learn to get along with them somehow, instead of constantly pandering to a bunch of perma-butthurt Eastern Europeans, who refuse to get over their medieval blood feuds.
>>153536118kekI wish you all the best, but lets be real we will play on saturday. May the better win the bronze brother.
>>153536118You will both be raped by Canada and USA respectively. Why are you being cocky?
>>153536117>field
>>153536078Why spell it with a "K"? No "C" in the Finlandian language?
>>153536118Honestly deserved
>Beats uncoordinated sleepy Finns at the start of the tournament>Barely wins against the mighty Italy>Gets smashed by Swedes>Dominates hockey superpower Germany>Advances to semisSlovakia I kneel
>>153536126Ok makes sense. Fuck the coach.
>>153536107this is what slovakia is and what kind of culture it producescloaca cultura
>>153535984i wouldn't wipe my ass with foreign policy bro that shit's trash
>>153536095Whoa, the Wild traded Buium? I thought he was the next great defenseman.
I am predicting unlocked Slafkovsky will be too much for Americans to handle
>>153536145C as a letter doesn't exist in our language
>>153536145They do it in German too
>>153535934>One
whenever i see a canadian talking shit i just picture some barely intelligible half french motherfucker stuttering through some english
>>153536132If he doesn't this off-season, they'll trade him for even more next season. It's literally a non-issue, and at that point, fuck it, might as well "rebuild" again because they've fucked it up already.
Nothing but Ls for Europe today
>>153536135I don't want that. Imagine a slovakia-canada gold medal game. Everybody will bully us for not stopping the leafs.
>>153536160I don’t even know what country this this lol
>>153536147try not to be too jealous of your more successful younger brother
>>153536142Cope
>>153536154Hope so. I hate seeing America win anything. I hate Americans with a passion. Any true red blooded American does.
>>153536160I just picture xQc
>>153536153The next great defenseman in 6 years...maybe.
Honestly why not just win on regulation? Like just scar some goals
>>153535772you can't even find american girls like this anymore, they're all hiding in the upper midwest
>>153536109I think so but I'm a poorfag and never been to either store.
Go get gold now, Suomi.
>>153536154Blustovsky wouldn't even make the burger roster.
canada sends its regards. that's what you get for accusing us of cheating.
How good would Russia be realistically
Pour one out for Sweden, Slovakia shouldn't be here this is bullshit, it should be the /hoc/ frens duking it out for gold.
>>153536160neo-canadians speak urdu and pigin your preconcieved notions are 50 years old and fascist
>>153536164I hate you but at least you're north American
>>153536167>t-this thisI rest my case oui oui
>>153536171>t.
>>153536171Tongue my anus commie
>>153536196they'd be fighting for bronze
>>153536186we are way worse than czech or slovaks
>>153536196They would be at our place
Who slots in for Crosby? Bennett? Lmao
>>153536104They already fuckin said he's playing
>>153536196Top line - Amazing2nd line - Great3rd line - Latvia-esque4th line - Italy-esqueNot sure on D-men, but Bob and Vasi would be good for them, I think.
>>153536161>they'll trade him for even more next seasonI'm actually really curious to see what this looks like because it could absolutely happen. The fact that New Jersey is shit and run by retards makes it even more interesting to see what Quinn decides.
>>153536227>broken leg>h-hes playin
>>153536210>You are brown or sumthin >1/3rd of his country is black or mexican
>>153536230There's plenty of depth in KHL
>>153536196they'd get penalties constantly for trying to suck the blood of their opponentsso theyd be out by now
>>153536160>some of the canadian flag posters here could be fr*nch canadiansit never even crossed my mindI think I might throw up
>>153536243>1/3rdNot in my region. My neighbors are all White, so I couldn't give a shit about the rest of this faggot country.
>>153536236He got bumped and they decided to put him in storage so he doesn't break before the final.You're nuts if you think he's done.
>>153536074extremely soft pp all around
>>153536023Based, that's my GOAT. If he was Canadian we wouldn't stop hearing about how good he was. I was a kid during their first cups in the late 90s and started collecting Wings cards which was quite easy because every kid I knew was obsessed with Colorado and Forsberg so I have a nice collection of those years.
>>153536227Source?
>>153536236Retard
>>153536245Like I said, Latvia and Italy esque.
>>153536195it was on camera man
>>153536254We need a Quebec flag
why are the euros still up? this is supposed to north american hours
>anglo-canadianssoulless>french canadiansSOVL
>>153536258
>>153536270I would say you're delusional, but you're just plainly dishonest.
>>153536243That American Indian Movement flag is cool as hell.
Filip Chytil concussed again? Nuckies?
Great day of hockey, hope Gary was taking notes.
>>153536245The KHL has fallen off a cliff talent wise. Josh Leivo couldn’t even make the fucking Leafs and Canucks out of camp and he was the LEADING SCORER in the KHL
>>153535587Hulkamania is running wild brother! USA! USA! USA!
>>153536196bobrovski would carry them to medal games. he has won alone last two stanley cups, pantehrs are mediocre without himpanarin, kucherov are goodmaljking and ovenzhin are too old aleadyThis is the forward group Larinov suggested: Nikita Kucherov Evgeni Malkin Kirill Kaprizov Pavel Buchnevich Artemi Panarin Kirill Marchenko Alex Ovechkin Vladislav Namestnikov Ivan Demidov Vasily Podkolzin Fedor Svechkov Ivan Barbashev
thoughts?
>>153536186i’ll be happy if we get bronze, we’ve been playing like shit
They anons, my young farmers and ranchers club had a suite night at the Bakersfield Condors hockey game.So many fucking normies just hanging out in the casting couch area not watching the game they paid 30 bucks for.
>>153536298semen slurper
>>153536287I don't really care. It was hypothetical question and I answered it in 5 seconds.
>>153536298don't think we can win this one
slovakia will destroy trump!
>>153536154we have 7 defensemen that will completely shut him down though?
>>153536303nice bunch of cattle
>>153536040Poland, Ukraine and America had to blow up the Western european < - > Russia pipeline to get you cucks to stand up for yourselves.
>>153536298Swedes couldn’t connect 2 fucking passes all game so heartbreaking
I play in Mestis and would genuinely destroy every Canadian in this neckbeard general
>>153536171The team is entirely ethnic Americans. I don't see what you could hate.
>>153536303al lot of guys would be going after 2nd from right, but I'd go after the one next to her. Mmmmmhmmmm, she'd be willing to do a lot.
>>153536196>>153536297russia has 0 center depth
3-3 must go, how is it fair to negate one teams strenght in a meme oveftime, penalties are fair and kino
>>153536313>expresses opinion>defends it>oh never mind I didn't actually mean it teeheePussy
>>153536344Cry about it. Cry cry cry about it.
whatever, SHL starts tomorrow anywaygood night /hoc/
>>153536342hopefully they change it in time for the škoda, but i doubt it
>>153536303I love the smile on the red vest gal.
>>153536160they're jeets
>>153536292leivo holds the khl regular season goal record
>>153536355sweet dreams, sven
>>153536297They couldn’t beat TJ Oshie in a shootout and got blown out by us 7-3 during their golden generation, now their team would be carried by old farts. Frankly I don’t see them even making it through the QF round
>>153536227Nooo they said he’s getting an MRI right now
>>1535363423 on 3 in Olympic elimination games is a baffling choice, a gaytarded choice .
>>153536338Green hat seems fun too
>>153536342>how is it fair to negate one teams strenght>penalties are fair and kinoRetard
Doesn't get much worse than Canada 2006
>>153536254You'd know by the way they type english. It's like a farmers retarded 7 year old.
>>153536303bulju used to play there and probably plowed all those meaty broadw
what's up with this guy anyway? he seems "off".
>>153536183We dont let them out of the house anymore unless its an emergencyThe risk is too great
>>153535587>GoffBalls69: they waiting for crosby's MRI resultsThreepeat sisters......
>>153536393He thinkin about those beans
>>153536393Vancouver ruined him mentally.
>>153536107nech boze da is kino you pleb
>BREAKING: Sidney Crosby has passed away due to right leg soreness. He was 38.
i bet the entire balkans smells like cabbage farts
>Isn't playing >Still gets another head injuryLiterally what the fuck is Chytil's problem
>>153536393jewish
Hallo where are the swedefag tears
>>153536421and it seems to me, you lived your life like a candle in the wind
>>153536393He is rehabbing from drug use
>>153536393He sees dead people
When America wins gold ngl im kind of worried about the demonic and unhinged response from Canadians. They aren’t well and they don’t have anything else to live for.
Does 3 on 3 OT continue into the semi-finals and Gold medal game?
>>153536430I'm here, listening to sad music and crying like a bitch. 8 beers were not enough wish I had more
>>153536422our lehky :)
>>153535666Um, checked. Miro Satan has spoken.
>>153536330anyone who can skate can get to play mestis
I fucking hate this country. You are not aware whats going to happen from tomorrowThere will be fucking slovak flags on cars, people will go to work in slovak jerseys. Disgusting. Why can't we be normal
pekka is FUCKED
>>153536449Unfortunately yes. But no more shootouts. They’re saying 3 on 3 is mandatory because they don’t want the gold medal game cutting into the closing ceremonies
>>153536449Yep, Mickey Mouse tournament.
>>153536393He’s Stanleykubrikmaxxing that’s why his performances have been so kino
crazy how america doesnt care about hockey and won the stanley cup over 3 decades in a row now...
>>153536451Thanks, delicious
>everyone implying can-usa final>everyone forgetting we're the certified leaf-slayer
>>153536463>People coming together and enjoying thingsThe horror.
>>153536467Mikko better run some leafs
>>153536463Why are you afraid to be proud of your country?
>>153536475Smartest britbong.
How did Finland even make the semis
>>153536480>>153536482Its fucking cringe. Nobody cares about hockey, they just do it to be cool
so what are the weaknesses of the final four?
>>153536475The classic switcherooEverybody else always falls for it
>>153536463>There will be fucking slovak flags on cars, people will go to work in slovak jerseysSOVL
>>153536467Gonna be real, Finland is the team with the most SOUL in this tournament. If there was any time I'd respect losing to, it's the Finns.If they bring their A game tomorrow this game will be the best of the olympics.
>why can't people just enjoy things?
>>153536487They’ve playing the long game. They singlehandedly dashed Sweden’s chances from like the 2nd game.
>>153536475go to bed, nigel
>>153536500When you're talking about having national pride, then yeah. Lol
>>153536499Nobody plays tomorrow
>>153536475America dominates a lot of sports they don't care about. Even if we don't have the talent we can just pay foreigners.
How long before he's found dead from garycide?
>>153536513nations are a modern construct, sweetie
>>153536488Who knows, maybe in 10-20 years Slovakia will become a hockey powerhouse nation and you'll be late hopping on the bandwagon.I've been pretending to care about soccer for a couple years now in case Canada ever does anything in the World Cup.
Quinn Hughes is always the most dangerous player on the ice. His skating, instincts and compete are HoF worthy. Couple that with the kike hoodoo vision he has and look the fuck out. I wanted this guy on >my team but no go. All the leaf teams are shit so he stagnated in Vancouver, but the skill was always there.
>>153536518>we were basically playing against 6 players
>>153536526That's just completely false. Modern nations are a modern construct, sure. But if you think there was no Roman nation in antiquity you're retarded.
>>153536518He is right on a level that the refs are horrible on this tournament.
>>153536530Plus davies is awesome to watch
>>153536535don't forget the possibility that at any moment, he may decide to end it all and cut his own throat open with his skate
>>153536487this is a question people should be asking canada unlike finland and usa they were the worse team against czechia
>>153536530>I've been pretending to care about soccer for a couple years nowHey dude everybody already knows
>>153536537It's amazing what they let the Euros get away with
>>153536499We've really only been able to win against you in Skoda cup. Last time we won against you in Olympics was in 2006 I think
>>153536549go back faglord
Notice all the Swedecuck flags disappeared LMAO
Too much AI slop gets posted in this general. For shame /hoc/. We used to have standards
>>153536565mass seppuku, hopefully
>>153536518Sour grapes
>>153536565In the end it will only be the NHL nations left.
>>153536271So was the Czechs having too many men
>>153536563Back to? Do you think there was no form of identity in ancient times?
>>153536518These fags couldn't even beat us using 8 players.
>>153536585its a pity they didnt win, you leafs would cry about it for eternity
>>153536558Finland and USA didn't play Czechia. What are you talking about greco
100% of nations who've had trannies commit mass shootings in the last month won today
>>153536588to whatever gay fag place you came from newfag
>>153536475Surley with all those Stanley cups they have translated to international success in the sport... Right ?
I got a form of identity right here for ya pal
>>153536602we found the secret sauce
>>153536602
>>153536602but we didnt do shit
>>153536603Seethe.
The final will be US-Canada Finland wins bronze America wins gold Odds will be in Leafs favor Cap it
do you think gary is rooting for team u.s.a?
>>153536620Gary is cheering for team jersey
Demidov was asked which team would he join from the final 4He said slovakiaits over>>153536619you must be fun at parties
>>153536602So just Canada? The RI tranny just killed his ex wife and kid. Not a mass shooting. Just a murder-suicide.
>>153536620gary doesn't support teams, only the tribe.
>>153536619>Cap itOh you think you're being prophetic with this most predictable prediction
>>153536620gary is cheering for a can usa final to start hyping up next years 4 nayshuns
where did sweden gocome on out, stop hiding
>>153536627i already placed my order for a quinn yarmulke :)
>>153536639I can’t believe I’m saying it but 4nations was more entertaining and better paced and scheduled
>>153536645Is he even religiously Jewish?
>>153536600all im saying is that finland usa and canada all struggled against their respective opponents but only canada was not better and in fact worse than their opponents in the rink, they had to "steal" the game. why would u assume czechia are better than sweden and switzerland, switzerland actually defeated czechia in the group stage
>>153536664What
>>153536562We've had 3 face offs in total during the 21st century, 2 wins for Canada and 1 for us. The 2 wins for Canada were nailbiters though
>>153536654>amerigolem likes the corporate slop specifically designed for himShocker
>>153536664This is a good point
>>153536660Doesn't matter. (((They))) still bring it up like it's a fuckin' automatic badge of honor.
>>153536604>exhibition game faggotryKek
>>153536644they're unhooking the gas lines at ikea it'll all be ogre soon
>>153536660yes i was at Luke's Bar Mitzvah
>>153536678You lost. Get over it.
>>153536632>DemidovHow many more years until we get >demidov is the next ovi posting?
>USA only team to be at a 4n /hockey/ nationYup spiritual loss for the Canncuks and Finnys todayAnother classic American W in the books
None of the other countries vanished as quick as the Swedes did
>>153536697>You lost.Lost what?
i was hoping for a cze-svk bronze game and a swe-fin gold medal gamewhy won’t things ever go my way
Current odds
>>153536705See>>153536702Impressive comeback but a spiritual loss nonetheless
>>153536664>had to steal the game ??? They dominated every period but the firstonly ignored cheating and their goalie made the game close
>>153536708it would help if you would hope for things that aren't wildly unlikely
>>153536705I am from the future (Saturday). You lost.
>>153536711>YhdysvallatWtf
>>153536711Fuark, I wish I could sports bet here. It's shaping up to be a clear Bin/Slovak final.
>>153536711Yhdysvallat :DDDDDDDDDDDD
>>153536713I don't know what any of that means. I see you have problems with literacy. Please be more clear next time.
>>153536708It would help if players from those countries could keep up with North American hockey.
>>153536488>>153536463getting tired of this redditor>>153536711>Yhdysvallatexplain yourself
sorry binland, for the public good we can't allow burgers to win this oneimagine /hoc/ for the next 4 years if they ein..
>>153536735where cant you sports bet in current year
>>153536696Is this a joke?
>>153536718>ignored cheatingleaves do excel at cheating, also getting their refs calling games
>>153536728translates as "fifty pellets of reindeer poop", like how sometimes cervids take a shit that's a bunch of little pellets but also it's one big chunkvery poetic language
>>153536708I'm also hoping ten billion dollars will literally fall into my lap, I know that feel fellow retardbro.
>>153536745no unlike your life kwab lmao
>>153536680Mischlings are fine (or rather can be fine). As long as the genes get continually diluted. Eventually they won't exist.
>>153536744The (((seminole tribe))) has finally made online betting a thing in FL but it requires an apple wallet :v(
>>153536728>>153536736United Statesor United Powers
>>153536725>>153536739nice try but i know gary has satellites blasting misfortune rays in my direction
>>153536463>>153536488Literally me when the Rangers won the World Series.I did feel bad thoubeit.
>>153536760You know nothing of my life.
>>153536769i know a lot about your mom :DDDDD
>>153536774fuckin' got em.
>>153536774oh snap
>>153536774Oh yeah what color are her eyes?
>>153533058i like the brighter blue, old school look, almost like 80s throwbacks. classic unis were almost always better, simpler, more colorful, from hoc to cfb>>153534328>>153534382durrrrr
>>153536664What the hell are you talking about lol. This doesn't even make sense.
>>153536774BODIED THAT HOMO
>>153536765>yhdys- (“united”) + vallat (“states”)i still don't believe you
>>153536477we're not leaf slayarwe beat usa and russia typically. canada and sweden are hardest for us
>>153536783>He’s too small to make a difference when the games really matter.3v3 OT isn't real playoff /hoc/. I stand by my statement.
>>153536160Just for that we're taking full control of Hans Island. Greenland, who gives a fuck.
American Girl by Tom Petty would be a good goal song too.
>>153536812based what the fuck lego timmy gon do
>>153536785>>153536672>>1535367180 reading comprehension, and also cezchs were pummeling canada the whole third period
>>153536334>The team is entirely ethnic AmericansWhat is an ethnic American and why are there like 4 Jews on the team?
>>153536765Where are the burgers though?
>>153536765Why do Eurofags refuse to call us America?
I’m watching lord of the flies and it reminds me so much of this general
>>153536279We had them during the brief sharty era. Truly was a grim sight.
americans are going to lay the hammer on slovakia.
>>153536562After today I don't think anything should be taken for granted in this tournament.
>>153536822The scored a goal with 6 guys on the ice. New Olympic cheaters just entered the fray, and LOST.
>>153536823A white person.>JewsHughes is half Anglo. Seems American to me.
>>153536826We know something about geography
>>153536823It's whatever this is
>>153536845Your country is like 40% white though and Jews are decidedly not white.
>>153536851>including irishexcuse me?
>>153536838what would a humongous person eat in those days? They didn't even invent the Dorito yet...
All you Hutson/Caufield faglords should shut the FUCK up. Hughes and Werenski easily cover anything Hughes does, and if they wanted a twink shooter, Debrincat is better than Caufield.
>>153536853Are Southern Italians white?
>>153536826because geography
>>153536840>Olympic cheatersSo, leaves.
>>153536862we wuz britons and shite
>>153536846We know something about language. "America" = USA. "The Americas" = North + South America.
>>153536867Absolutely not lol
i blame ice quality
Recycle.>>153535594
>>153536862>Britannia>The first writer to use a form of the name was the Greek explorer and geographer Pytheas in the 4th century BC. Pytheas referred to Prettanike or Brettaniai, a group of islands off the coast of North-Western Europe. In the 1st century BC, Diodorus Siculus referred to Pretannia, a rendering of the indigenous name for the Pretani people whom the Greeks believed to inhabit the British Isles.
>>153536864Who?
>>153536826In spoken language it is often reduced to just America, American or "Yanks" (Amerikka/-lainen, Jenkki)
>>153536881Well a half Jew would cluster with Northern Italians or Frenchmen. Are they white?
>skip Mickey Mouse Jr. tourney >get banned by your coach from playing in the Olympics >do photo dumps of your fun Hawaii vacay surfing with your bros and while your team gets their shit pushed in Good for him
>>153536910>a half JewYou are a full Jew if you slither out of Jewish snizz.
>>153536908I don't get why Euros call us all Yanks. The word derives from Dutch and it means Northeasterners. Just call us Americans.
>>153536924>listening to kikes instead of scienceNGMI.
>>153536933>listening to kikesEntire basis of your country in the 21st century.
>>153536899You, faglord.
>>153536925yank(ee)
>>153536892>t. Gabagool Celebrini
>>153536937Then who do you trust to define a Jew? Jews themselves, or science?
>>153536937Says the ((( Carney ))) acolyte.
>>153536945But I'm not a Yankees fan.
>>153536822Are you drunk? Canada was outplaying them nearly all game. Also your english is dogshit and you're really gonna talk about our reading comprehension? Your shit doesn't make any sense.
>>153536986>laffs
>>153536945Yeah genius I know what the word means.
>>153536964Oh I'll trust a Jew to tell me what is and isn't a Jew.>>153536976Millions of Americans go to the mega church every week to sprint around the building speaking in tongues and waving Israelis flags.
you fins are in for a world of hurt. the great Finnish famine of 1866 will seem quaint by comparison after we're done with you.
>>153537008A real Canadian wouldn't talk shit to Finland, they're cool. You must be a jeetnadian
>>153536882Tanaan on dolmio-paiva (Today is dolmio-day)guy
>>153537029We went to war against these people even though they did nothing wrong.
>>153537002>I don't trust Jews but I trust JewsOkay buddy. Keep falling for their tricks.
>>153537043Oh yeah that's what Jews love, they love adding goyim the club. Retard.
>>153537002> t. globohomo enjoyer
>>1535368401 guy who wasnt even participating in the play or touching the puck and noone was even paying attention to them.......this is handball on ice i bet it happens countless of times during a play as it does in handball and noone even cares , also they didnt equalize with that goal they went ahead after a period where they had the momentum and had missed a shitload of chances playing 5 vs 5. you are losing to finland in two days and seceding to trump
>>153537174wtf I love greece now
>>153537174a lot of words for>yeah... too much man
