Semifinals are on Friday >>153535594
coach primate
go usa
Huomenta but the opposite
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I10-VYcZ79sFor me it's 2004
>>153539290and there it is
I claim this thread in the name of the Bedussy.
Go Czechoslovakia
>>153539298looks extremely cozy :3
hmm...
>they get battered every year by hated americans for 250+ days>this has happened for over 3 decades straight now>they try to cope with meme tournaments for 2 weeks every 4 yearstop kekcanada has literally never been good at modern hockeythey were only ever good during plumberpuck
>>153539308Germany on the other hand is good at two things. Toboggan and sucking men’s penis while being transgender.
sisters we win tomorrow
>>153539308>implying the stanley cup is a played for by nations
>>153539297me in the polo
Getting real fucking tired of VPNfag.
>>153539321I'm pretty sure it's chikaner
dryer's on the fritz sounds like it's about to blow up
>>153539316>y-yeah but the PLAYERSkek. this faggot-ass cope again.
>>153539314>>153539316Why do you guys even respond to this?
>>153539298imagine falling asleep on this thing and missing the gold medal game
>>153539321chikaner is hated by literally every thread on 4chan lol, i've never seen someone so mentally ill.he gets bullied and exposed for being brown all the time.
>>153539316>b-but america cucked our players from uskek
>>153539321Dylan still doing that? Kwab
My team USA (:
If I was a VPNfag I would switch to somewhere cool like Bhutan or The Gambia. And I would be nice to all my friends on 4channle :)
i'm just glad that bitch-ass stutzle got his bussy slammed today.
>reeeee he must be brown like me
why were so many anons surprised overtime was 10 minutes of 3v3 when that has been standard for more than a decade?
>>153539336I just post to amuse myself. Half the time I’m probably responding to a bot or a mossad intern anyway. Might as well have fun with it.
NHL07 had the best soundtrack.
>>153539321it feels good making third worlders seethe this much tbqhwyf
>>153539338i bet his name is angelo or something gay
why did cancucks decide to flood their lands with jeets?
>>153539328>>153539338The dude from the baseball thread? The truth finally comes out.
>>153539359>surprisedIt was a continuation of displeasure of gary's antics.
I think they should just fully ditch the too-many-men rule for the rest of the tournament
>>153539378keep your bedroom fantasies to yourself leaf
>>153539359Because it's a shit format especially for the fucking Olympics.3v3 OT has been solved for years now.
>>153539375he's mlbs xrb. he got raped just like him.
>>153539375and the counter strike threadand the champions league threadsand the /sp/ catalogdude makes sean look normal
you guys do realize the olympics is just an advertisement for the NHL to try and get people to watch real hockey right
time left till the raking: 35 hours 10 minutes
>>153539393the game is in 14 hours thoughever
>>153539386umm no sweetie thats heated rivalry
just injured mark stone in my NHL25 franchise playthrough...how do you think vegass circumvents the cap this time?
>>153539350This janitors who are supposed to clean up the off topic VPN posts... tell me, how much do they make an hour again?
>>153539386Retard
>why did cancucks decide to flood their lands with jeets?
>>153539410>y-yeah butkwab. 1993.
>NOOOOO it's not an exhibition advertisement for the NHL, it like actually matters or however the naan is bakedkek
selfies in my /hoc/?
It's too bad Brodin has been injured, otherwise, Sweden may have played canada and shut mcbitch down for the 6,000,000th time.
Terrible genny I'm afraid
back to work tomorrow >:(
>>153539417good thing ted doesnt post here anymore
I play in Mestis and would destroy every single Canadian neckbeard ITT
>>153539432I'm white and require a large hat to cover my atrocious bald spot.
Why aren’t the Americans trying to banter against Canada? They always used to do that in these threads but now it’s just really flat. 4chan really is dying, isn’t it? This might be our last ride. 4chan might be gone by the next Winter Olympics. We’ll all just get jobs and move on.
>>153539428we love our ted
>See canadian poster>Oh, that fag again>Anyways.
>I play in mestis
>>153539432thank you saaar
What time is the wimmin’s gold game?
>>153539405retard
Just got milked. Gonna turn my skin inside out and be a walking red blood meat skin man now.
Do you think all of the women hockey players share a menstrual cycle from spending all of that time together?
>>15353945810 or 11 i think
Mutant League Hockey is much better desu
>>153539464Please don't call gary mean names. That hurts his feelings and ego.
>>153539458
Crosby out: refuses to cheat for canada
>>153539470No but they probably rip some mad queefs together in the rooms
Remember the women’s gold medal game in 2018 Pyeongchang? Some of the worst hockey I’ve ever seen. I think the ice was bad or something. It looked like peewee hockey.
>>153539468giwtwm
kek your yidmissioner looks like this?holy cucked goys
>>153539468Jeets will do anything to look white
>>153539493Women really are pathetic, aren’t they? I love them so much. I love their breasts
>>153539493That wasn't the ice, anon...
>>153539493My statesies won :)
My Suzuki, bathing in Olympic glory and saving the nationMy Caufield, sitting in his apartment eating Crustables
>>153539495Tell us which nigga ball sports you watch so we can laugh at the team owner names which sounds like the invite list to a bar mitzvah
>>153539495gary is one of the good ones
Casual here. Celebrini will be the best player since ______?
>>153539513why would people from boston pay money to go to montreal to watch hockey game?
>>153539526Because they have time and money
>>153539526They're clearly playing the Bruins?
If USA wins gold Matthews will probably melt it down and turn it into teeth jewelry and earrings.
>>153539526why does anybody do anything
>>153539522Either Tiger Woods or Goku
>>153539513My Slaf about to avenge Sweden :^)
>>153539522Sidney Crosby, RIP
>>153539544so better than McDavid?
>>153539538My Kappy being physically present in Italy
>>153539532Yes.
>>153539534sexual favors, mostly.
>>153539526probably grew up watching bobby orr
fellow canadians what's the agreed upon cope when we lose to slovakia?
>>153539567Slovakia is simply the greatest. No cope needed.
>>153539567excuse you
gonna chill in the krypt for a bit
>>153539567they had 10 players on the ice
>>153539516>ball
>>153539567As a neutral party, I'd be most interested in how you can be that retarded and still hit "Post"
almost time to put on my clean bedsheets i hate that shit. it'll be comfy when done tho
>>153539522Larry Bird, Sidney Crosby, Usain Bolt, Babe Ruth, Tom Brady, Lionel Messi
>>153539567ill feel bad for that slovak anon who hates satan
>>153539567Gotta get thru finland first
>>153539516What "ball" do they use in NASCAR, because that is MY sport of choice.
>>153539567Slaf touched the stone
>>153539596that guy's gimmick is funny
Who’s the greatest Slovak player of all time? Gotta be either Hossa or Chara I think. Am I forgetting any obvious ones?
>he's an imbred hill billykek cmtsu
>>153539603
>>153539564I should just stay in bed then. Nothing out here for me.
>>153539609Either Frisk or Chara
>>153539609rags legend marian gaborik
>>153539609I think Peter Stastny is actually Slovak, even though it was Czechoslovakia back then.
Marner wouldn't have scored that goal if he still played for Toronto.
Why didn't pk subban ever publicly apologize on his numerous social media accounts and his talking head appearances for jumping to outlandish conclusions when he, falsely, accused an ECHL player of mocking his shit-tier-goalie brother during a game a few years ago? Weird how no one ever confronted him about this or how he NEVER made any comments, publicly and to the extent of his racist accusations against his accused, about how wrong he was about a situation he reacted to with typical emotional and uneducated behavior.
>>153539630If Chara counts then he counts.
>3v3
and we still won
>>153539609probably stan mikita him and bobby hull were one of the top duos in the league in their prime
>>153539646>we>i clapped at my TV, so I'm part of the team!kwab
>>153539646Some of them are even wearing red to try and confuse the Canadians. What a classless display by a classless country.
>>153539652That’s right chud. We ALL play for Canada.
>they're insecure about the fact the ruler of their sport is a stereotypical looking jewhmm
Did Crosby get an mri yet
>>153539668look what your insecurity did last century
isn't 3v3 hockey going to be an olympic sport soon?
>>153539665good goy. buy the jersey. gary is offering a 5% discount in the next 30 minutes or less.
>>153539684I’ll buy the counterfeit jersey from our new best friend China. If I buy enough fake Chinese crap, then Xi Jinping will be forced to give me Eileen Gu’s phone number.
>>153539689Guess I won't be visiting cucknadia ever in my lifetime afterall.
>>153539680I don’t see why not there’s already 3 vs 3 basketball
Slovakia you can beat us, rape us, embarrass us. Just leave Quinn Hughes alone. His brother too I guess. Werenksi too I guess. They’re our only good players. Everyone else, kill them
>>153539689>deported for saying free Palestinefrom now on just hold up a mirror whenever you post
>>153539695>catches SARS-26>dieskwab
ameribros???
>>153539707deny the holohoax
>>153539712Imagine what the Russia one will be in 2030.
>>153539708CCP already vaxxed me bro. I’m a sleeper cell.
>>153539712>mickey mouse exhibition tournament references Real Hockey for attentionkek
>>153539712France really is the lowest. So true.
>>153539712now post the DEL, SHL, Xtraliga, KHL salaries for the eurocuck teams.
>>153539712>average player on france makes less money than a plumbergrim
>>153539712Do we need to start a gofundme for these french niggas? Are they bouncers in the offseason or something?
>>153539722Mickey Mouse? Why he’s American, of course!
>>15353971750 million usd (50 trillion rubles)
>>153539718It's the PRC (People's Republic of China), chud.
>>153539695Yeah but if you empower China they are going to cancel hockey and steal the Stanley Cup
>>153539712>61.7 almost beat 191.5
3v3 baseball when
>>153539737>(50 trillion rubles)How many snickers can I buy with that?
>>153539740CCP stands for “Chinese Communist Party.” I know this because of the brain programming they did. >>153539741A risk I’m willing to take in pursuit of Chinese snowboarder pussy.
>>153539757nah, you just got raped online, faggot. kys.
>>153539748about tree fiddy
>>153539761No actually I put peepee in your coke.
>log in to hoc>another schizo is trying to force a new gimmick
He'll be USA's 1G for the France Olympics in 2030.
>Dustbin wolfLolLmao even
>>153539778I love him
the bed is made
>>153539294Good night mutta vastakohta
>>153539712>swedenlol
anyone else notice how they are STRICTLY calling it "hockey" and not "ice hockey" this time around?
>>153539722Why are you trying to be copey?
>>153539778How can him 6 or 7 mill a year and have teeth like austin powers?
>>153539838
>>153539849he likes to look groovy, baby
>>153539852that's google, peacock calls it hockey on their menu selection
>>153539712>>153539812>Having third highest payrolls and still not in semifinals Embarrassing from Sweden.
>>153539838calling it ice hockey is fucking gaynever wont be
>>153539849Why fix your teeth before you retire if they can just get smashed out
deeply ashamed of their painfully jewish sportsking on a competitive antisemitism website
>>153539849His teeth look fine.
>>153539874>we made it one more game than youIs this the power of Scandinavian bantz?
>>153539888no
>>153539888no, they really don't.
>>153539882he wears a goalie mask, though...
im not suffering 4 years of burger bullying
>>153539912you will either way dummy
>>153539912Stop being such an Olympic hog, it's our turn to be the insufferable pricks
So why was half of the Czech team just chilling on the ice when they scored a goalIt's actually comical
>>153539929The Czech coach felt like they were playing 6v5 so he decided to level the playing field
>>153539927Shut up retard. Either they get gold medals and we get the cup, or switch
>>153539935I want the gold more
>>153539929Because Vince McMahon, i mean Gary wanted it to play out that way for ratings.
>>153539280I don't like 3v3 OT in the Olympics. It should be 5v5.
>>153539902oh. i dont know the guy. maybe his wife is into the english
>"the cup"Why would I want anything touched by jewish hands?
>>153539940prolly bc your team sucks huh
>>153539949It used to beCrosby golden goal was 5 on 5
I'll apologize for the 1993 shit, when canada apologizes for Bryan Adams and Tom Green.
>>153539955Thank you Gary
>>153539955DRAG her
>gmg OT is 3 on 3fucking retarded europeans
Canadian Status:>vaxxed >taxed >poojeeted>gold Life sure is good boys.
It's gonna be yet another bronze medal this year isn't it
>>153539962I think it’s 5 on 5 for the gold medal game
>>153539949fine for group games i guess but completely absurd in the playoff round
>>153539980>kwab'dyou forgot that
>>153539689Didn't glumpf just ban Israel criticism on uni campuses? You're also deploying a fighter group to Iran in a military buildup literally right now at the behest of jews and for zero net benefit to the average American.
>>153539962I remember. Dick Rash made the pass.
>>153539983implying >we are being slovakia or usa4th is best this team can do
>>153539983No.
>>153539983>that tableWtf 2022 was an asterisk year cause Finland won then
>>153539983>ROC>OARThis all really stems from the fact that Ukraine has been shelling Russian citizens on the two nations' borders for the past 14 years. Why is it such a one way street? This would be like me flinging dogshit at some fag in hongcouver and him getting made and flinging chinamen poopie at me and the UN coming in and screeching at him because "I" wear a small hat sometimes.
>>153539996I believe in you
>>153539994>glumpfNo one knows who that is. Use big boy words if you want to converse with adults.>You're also deployingGood. Hope we finally glass the entire area like we should have 30 years ago.
>>153540010>sometimesJust because the hat comes off does not mean it stops the Gary
Now because of being attacked by 8 Czechs that were illegally on the ice Crosby is in the hospital dying and he is telling McDavid that the chosen one Celebrini is not ready yet so McDavid must now be the one to lead Canada to gold
>>1535400102018 was because they were caught doping you retarded politics obsessed dipshit.
>>153540027Yeah..."doping"...good goy.
I literally have no recollection of the 2022 olympics
>>153540021I would say he's a choker in the finals but he did make the gwg for Four Nations
>>153540010everyone here feels terrible about that. slabbo rosissyia
>>153539994Actually it benefits the entire world to annihilate terrorist regimes
>>153540028I can't believe the IOC banned Russia for the Ukraine War 2 4 years before it happened. If they knew then why didn't they stop it?
>>153540030i just remember the nuclear power plants in the background of the snowboarding/skiing events.
>>153540032That game was rigged
>Good. Hope we finally glass the entire area like we should have 30 years ago.
>>153540030I started a night time wage goy job a few weeks before that so all the games where on when I was at work
>>153540034>it benefits the entire worldnot munition and arms dealers...
>>153539983At least we have the most Olympic medals since 1994
>>153540004Bulju and Laine both flamed out while Aho continues to suffer carrying the randycanes. Why was the finnish golden generation so cursed?
>>153540039>Ukraine War 2 4 years before it happened.based illiterate retard. This board is 18+ btw. Feel free to tell your civics classmates that someone was a meanie poopy-head on the internet though. Fucking faggot.
>>153540048that's not a differentiation i've ever seen any american makeget off the proxy, rape victim
