February 19[9:05]>Men's Session 12Sweden-Czechia (Sheet A)Italy-Switzerland (Sheet B)China-Germany (Sheet C)Norway-Canada (Sheet D)[12:05]>Women's Session 11Switzerland-United States (Sheet A)Canada-Korea (Sheet B)Japan-China (Sheet C)Great Britain-Italy (Sheet D)[19:05]>Men's Semifinal Sheet B>Men's Semifinal Sheet D>Men's schedule and standingshttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/cur/m/team4-------------/team-sports-schedule-eventhttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/cur/m/team4-------------/team-sports-groups-event>Women's schedule and standingshttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/cur/w/team4-------------/team-sports-schedule-eventhttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/cur/w/team4-------------/team-sports-groups-event
whoops duplicate thread, can't delete sorry boyos
we use this thread for the semis>CAN-NOR>GBR-SUIwho we got?
>Kicked the stone away when it was still movingBurnt stone. Norway should've called it. Free 3 steal.
>>153548273Got a weebem?
Jesus christ, you'd think our commentators had just heard their gran had died. They're utterly miserable now.It was one fucked up set.
>>153547953sweep (hehe) for the monarchy
oof
>Finals>Threads absolutely deadGuess most /curl/ers are off gooning in /fs/
>>153548607sorry that Canada made you believe that you beat them for real
>great bitches and retards match isnt available on olympicstreamsLame. I wanna see them get mogged again
CHEATNADANATION OF PERFIDIOUS SCUM
Only a few days left friends. :(
Canada for sure tanked to get against the shitters Norway.>>153548733dlhdDOTsx
There's a New Glasgow?
>>153548865The American national championships are next month, plus there's that international Rock League thing being put together with some of the Olympians. /curl/ can live on if it wants to.
Canada here:https://freestreams-live1b.pk/sky-9-nz/Scotland here:https://freestreams-live1b.pk/tnt-sports2uk/
>>153548958its only scotland if they lose
>>153548865Until WW3?
What's the hammer for? I've never seen anyone use it this Olympics (then again I haven't watched these all the way thru)
>Kennedy trying to cheat AGAIN
>>153549045China used it on Korea a couple of days ago it was absolutely brutal. Had to close the arena for the rest of the day.
>gbr already down by 2Lol
>>153549185What's he done now the sneaky bastard?
>>153549219I blame the Scots
Canada suddenly winning against Norway, who would have thought
SCAMADA
>>153549239Wasn't watching, but there was talk about needing to move a stone because it was touched. Can only imagine it was something like picture related.
Land of the Maple LIES
In better news a Canadian has just died in the freeski halfpipe. Crowd in total silence.
Thanks, I needed to hear that today
sex with crazy, psycho eyes Kennedy before he kills me after
>>153549464Only a few million left to go
How did Conada go from being viewed as quiet polite nation full of friendly people to being universally despised by everyone?
>>153549603persistent cheating at the winter olympics of 2026
>>153549603ghouls like you in Bangladesh call centres making 300 posts a day is a start
>>153549464vax status?
O N E NE
>>153549685shut the FUCK up, jeet
>>153549329I choose to believe this is real
That piece of shit marc kennedy just touched the FUCKING granite
>>153549917It was funny when a Canadian posted it for the first timeNow this just pathetic desu to keep seething this hard
The trouble with Marc Kennedy is he does just have that kind of punchable face, rat-like face. It hasn't helped his cause.
>>153549965I HATE Canadians so much it's unreal
kwab
>SUI decides to just throw the matchKwab
Norway truly awful, just concede already, what a joke
Surely ESLs have an added advantage of hearing the strategies?
>>153550397It's only 4-4 and they have the hammer.
Canadian stream won't work for me. Any webms?
Only just tuning in, how have we been playing lads? (I’m Brit, VPNd)
>>153550471Olympicstreams and Livestreamsfree are both being gay, switch between one or the other
>>153550478you're 4-4 against SUI rn and you have last stone this endcould be worse
>>153550558No we don’t, they’ve got the hammer. Still not an awful position I suppose
>>153550664>Hammer on odd end
Kinda semen slurping match here
>>153550920Typical semi-final affair.
MAGIC BRUCEY
take a bow mouat
Yea GG see you in 4 years
Another Brucie bonus shot that was.
BRUCEYYY
They don’t deserve
i love this gay faggot like you wouldnt believe
BIG BRUCE COCK
this is going to the wire mate
webm?
Imagine if Switzerland fucked up then!
>9-0 in groups>Lose first knockoutkwab
>>153550920This isn't homo skating thoever
AAAAAAAAAAAH KWABBED
USA tied up in hockey. There could be a chance.
are brucey
does anyone have the rebecca morrison shot vs USA?that one was kino too
I live near Steve Cram, sometimes see him out for a run
So Cheatnadians are winning the gold I guess. How can God exist if he allows an injustice such as this?
>>153551147can you put the audio version on /wsg/?
>>153551145who are the favourites?
>>153551222Canadians gotta win something. They've been fumbling everything lately kek
>>153551239cant my screen recording doesnt capture audio
>>153550777Nice trips, and also, I have a question: can you understand the German they speak in Germany? Because Swiss German is impossible to understand.
>>153551147
Just realised I'll miss the gold medal game on Saturday anyway
>>153551276It's a tough one. USA vs Canada in the finals. US men and women have been playing very well though.
>>153551337Same. This is the highest-level gameplay so it’s fine.
>>153551337That's one of the only ones I will manage to see. Wish I could book all of the Olympics off.
Just reacting 3 days late, but the post comparing the Scots to archetypal office colleagues was a bit funny.
>>153551404>>153551377Oh and Zoe Atkin in the halfpipe final after getting top score in qualifying tonight. Going for dinner with my dad, I'll try and get him to care about it slightly. Might be a bit rude to bring earbuds and stream it while posting on here though.
>>153551462Screenshot?
>>153551147damn what a show off
I don’t want the Swiss to lose this. Please do not win.
Lmao SUI suck
>>153551322Yes but I'm not from the german side
Getting a bit tense now.
>>153551536I just have it on the back of my head. You had to be there.
>>153551462Hey, I wrote that! Thank you!
I have that Braun 9 they keep advertising, it is not that good, razors still the best option.
>>153551462I wrote that, thanks man.
>>153551680I have the Philips that everyone bought, it’s very fine for the price.
>>153551680i hate foil shavers for my neck have never found a perfect shaving method
>>153551729never been fully satisfied with a Philips product in my entire lifeTV, shavers, toothbrushes, other appliances - they've always either failed or disappointed me in some way
>>153552003Their headphones are very good.
We are going for extra end?
>>153552003Cry about it, but they've cornered half of the screwdriver market forever
Can’t wait to see the big strong Canadians conquer us in the final. They deserve to beat home polishing the big gold medals for putting the nord betas down
I do not like Switzerland having the hammer.
>canada lost the hockey finalisnt that like us losing foot-i mean isnt that like us losing cri-i mean isnt that like us losing ru-i mean isnt that like erm
>>153552190>screwdriver marketlmfao but >blocks you're path
>>153552003Every Sony product I have ever owned has broken within a couple of years. I hate them now.>>153552151It’s unlikely because that would require Switzerland to score exactly one point in this last end, with the hammer. It’s not that hard to score two in this situation so it’s mostly a question of whether or not we can stop them doing that.
Really needed to force a 1
>>153552339
>>153552353Sony used to be decent quality once upon a time but yeah I had the same experience and started avoiding them years ago
I'm so tired of villains winning bros
i just buy cheap shit now its all made in china anywaybeen using some £15 soundcore wireless earphones for a couple of years now and they're better than some i spent actual money on
>>153552530He's not wearing his lucky hat.
This is nervewracking now
when they shout sweep its like theyre saying their countrySUI SUI
>>153552530We haven't done it one fucking time
I have like a bajillion channels but I would need to download some fucking app to watch the curling.
>getting the gold match in semisFUCK CANADA
>>153552663nigga just use cbc gem
Need them to slice this too much and accidently peel their yellow
>>153552689Holy reddit speak
>>153552676seething schweden
>>153552730shut the fuck up you smelly cunt
norway just gonna let these cheaters clinch a medal baka desu senpai
>>153552754Retard do you really think Norway is better than GBR at curling?
YES YES YES
>>153552764You type like you look
Swiss bros please
Why are the Swiss team conferring in English? I call shenanigans.
>>153552830coach is a yank or a leaf i think
>>153552830Sportsmanship, which is nice to see in this crazy world of curling.
Le vainqueur sera beau mais le perdant sera magnifique
>he’s thinking about benoit’s stones
I'm sorry Sweden and USA...we failed you...
It's over
>>153552935YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHOSEN ONES
dont fuck this up boys
>>153552944apologize (somewhat)
WE ARE SO BACK
>>153552935>>153552944classless reverse jinx
OH KWABNADA
Terrible setup.
holy fuck there is still a small smidge of hope
Lmao, retarded cheating leaves
how will they cheat in overtime?
>>153552978nice 2 pointer but Canada will get the hammer in the extra end
>>153552935>>153552944why did you think it was over??
Norway just prolonged the inevitable.Just kill Kennedy like in the old times.
I really want norway to win, but I feel its impossible in such a dogshit looking jersey
telepathically sending the norwegian team freedom mind waves so they win
I still can’t believe this. Schwarz missed +3 by a millimeter and Mouat had an incredible shot afterwards. This is just cruel
Maybe throwing the last game wasn't a good choice you cheating cunts
>>153552862Then why aren't they speaking Scottish?
Norway has to make the biggest steal here
Intentionally sending Canada good vibrations so I'll jinx them
whats happening in the sui gbr game?
>>153553084
Toughest shot of the tournament
lads i can't handle it its all too much
>>153553084Schwartz last stone now. Very hard
The chief cheater of Canada has a worried look on his face...
WE FUCKING DID IT
FUCK YEAH
>9-0 in the group stage
Unlucky, gg Suisse.
COME ON YOU SCANDI FUCKS
Fuck thisHonestly
schwartz you fraud
>>153551536
Norway vs UK confirmed
never doubted
TEAM GEE BEE TEAM GEE BEE
coror
gg switzerland, top class teamhope you batter canada in the bronze match
I’m officially rooting for Canada nowAt least they deserved their victories
is lammy gonna get a korean blowie if gb wins gold?
Congrats GB on the gold you will eventually get when Canada is DQ
IT'S
>>153553236I think you could apply this to most the teams in terms of office workers.
Why not blast the British stone on the right back and take out all of them at once? Ezypzy win.
nice gold match guys
Cant be top team if you never win anything
>>153553254>hope you batter canada in the bronze matchstarting to look like that's gonna be your responsibility in the gold match
>sui are actually WORSE than gbrCan't make this shit up lmao
Can't believe people say this game is boring.
Norway looks to be in a tough spot
>there are people here who actually understand the "rules" of curling Couldn't be me
wooof that was really intense lads
YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAPHARDHARD
why did they do it bros? why did switzerland throw the match in the 5th
How do you say FOUR GOLDS in Swiss?
>>153553320I only ever really watch it during the Olympics, but this is my about my 7th winter games so I know the rules by now.
Lads do you think Bruce won because Rupert Lowe gave him hope?
>>1535533201. Don't touch the granite.2. Get stones in the circle, the closer to center the better.
At least the Swiss players have beautiful wives to comfort them. This makes this less painful.
They should let the opposing team sweep your rocks instead and you have to play against that
gonna treat myself after that win by sitting on a Toblerone
>>153553382kek this guy knows his shit
Having to score 1 with the hammer is easy as hell, theres no way they fuck this up
>>153553395(However, Mouat will die of AIDS shortly)
>>153553320It takes about two weeks of watching to learn them all, just in time for the closing ceremony.
HE TOUCHED THE CUNTING STONE FUCKCKKKKKKK
>>153553424So is not touching the stone
>>153553320>there are people here who actually understand the "rules" of curling >Couldn't be mecanada play it at Olympic level and don't know the rules either so I wouldn't worry about it fren
Swear Kennedy just flicked it again the dirty shit
>>153553376Curling is my favourite event but this is the first time I tried to follow the rules. I never knew how the points worked before. I used to think it was whoever had the most stones in the target or something. Haha
>>153553395Doesn’t one of the GB guys have a Korean gf?
>sweden YES and cantnada streams are killWhat's the score?
Sweden lost with honor, standing up to evil. If only we could all be so brave
>>153553490He shoulda finger wave it every shot just to annoy people
>>153553504lammie
>>153553376It's the first sport I remember watching on television, but I still don't get it>stone is going toward the bullseye>misses completely, but that's a good thing What?
KOM IGJEN
>>153553494>>153553376>team closest to the middle gets a point>they get another point for each additional stone closer to the center than any other opponent stonewhy are you guys acting like this shit is in any way complicated
>>153553504Yeah, it’s shameful honestly, all memes aside.Look at Briar Schwaller and Martina van Berkel, can’t compare with a plastic bitch.
>>153553560no point going for the bullseye off the bat, you wanna set up competing stones to get the points in case the bullseye gets knocked out or too busy near the end
>>153553560its about who is the closest (or multiple closest) at the end so you block other ones tactically
Switzerland deserved an easy semi after that round robin but Canada just had to rig it
Name my band.
>>153553622Mouat & The Bugchasers
gg
alright norway. one shot, one opportunity. will you go for it, or just let it slip?
>>153553622The HAAAAAARDy Boys
>>153553622gay faggotts
I fucking hate how we always choke in team sports. God, we suck at closing anything out.
There we have it
ez 4 canada puttar puttar canada
Leafs v Bongs it is
Norway won the story
>>153553622opportunistic bisexuals
>>153553659
>>153553622The Sliding StonesSnow PatrolScot Walker
>>153553622The Four Tops (and one bottom)
BBOOOOOOOO
anglos always win
Everyone is mad at us? What the swedes did was trash. I guess no one itt curls against these guys in Canada all the time. Swedes know the etiquette very well.
GG to everybody except SwedenReally pathetic
welp, it's up to britain now
idk bruce is kinda cute in a "lovable autist" way
Det er over
GG Canada. The new good guys. Let’s win that gold medal now. Won’t be watching but I root for you.
I've been a lifelong British curling fan since /Eve/Do us proud boys
Someone needs to convince the GB lads that the Canadians are actually English because Scotland in any sport performs a 100 times better when it’s against England or English coded
>>153553738>>153553742izzat still hurting lads?
Most morally sound curling team in your opinion? My vote's for Sweden.
Evil prevails
>>153553757You've got to be a bit 'special' to play curling at a high level.
>>153553755watch us do it again
>>153553738>>153553742>Cheat like faggots>NO STOP RECORDING US THATS NOT NICE, SWEDEBROSPost hands filthy Toronto Jeet. I can smell the curry on the keycaps from here.
I should've bet more than 5p.
>>153553738>>153553742"WE WANT TO CHEAT"You still don't get it? This is why everyone hates you. You are fucking cheating and still want to cheat
What a joke of a "sport"
Anna will NEVER be forgotten
>>153553804>had to stop enforcing the rule because everybody was doing itCrazy cheating there
>>153553792this is why its my sport, i just haven't started yetwhat's the oldest you can be to still make the team?
I can't bring children into a world where cheaters win gold at curling. GB, please win this
>>153553766I miss you Eve.
>>153553835There's always next time.
Let’s be honest, hardly touching a stone does not matter and no one gives a fuck. By giving it closer looks we also found out that most teams do it sometimes. Who cares. Let’s physically eliminate Bruce Mouat now.
>>153553863We can form our own elderly gb team.
>>153553865We're not going out there to win gold, we're going out there to put things right. For curling.
Get your rakes ready Britain you got this
>>153553883I fucking hate Jacobs
>>153553865PLEASE BRITS BRING IN YOUR FOOTBALL FANS WE NEED THEM TO BOO AND BREAK THE CANADIANS
>Obvious unrepentant bad guys vs scrappy underdogsPotential kino setup
>>153553902
>>153553835Ni gjorde iaf ett bra försök
>>153553940>vs scrappy underdogsIt's been scrappy but they're the world champs and number 1 ranked team coming here.
This does kinda feel like an anime or something. The underdog Brits vs the evil villains of Canada.
>>153553734>anglos"Team GB" all come from a small village in Dumfries for a reason. That reason being this "sport" only makes sense if you're five pints of whisky in and risking death on a frozen loch is your only other source of entertainment.
>>153553883When are you frogs gonna stop being so tsundere and accept that uk x france is otp
>>153553915>when all was lost he gave them hope
Never thought I'd say this but I'm..... Team UK now..
>>153553980F
>>153554006Mega pints you say.
>>153554006>Dumfriesbarely even norf of the wall, 100% anglo ancestryonly highlanders are actually scottish anon
>>153553778Canadians are cheating scum who consistently choke at their own sports. How much more English can you get?
>>153554019I don’t dislike the UK, but I felt a close proximity to the French Swiss. I liked their focus, dedication, deserved dominance. They never rigged the tournament. They gave it all. They deserved, no one can say otherwise. I’m sad. And I also prefer the Germans to the Brits anyway so I’d still be sad if there were no Francophones. Basically assmad if you want to word it differently. Switzerland-Norway final would have been a perfect scenario, and UK bronze.
>>153553782>>153553804>>153553823>t. Doesn't curlThey play here all year. It's never an issue. It's not cheating as it doesn't help and multiple teams are seen doing it. The issue was is it against the rules? Well in all the other pro events they don't even monitor the hogline or anything like that, They all play a gentlemans game. Swedes have beef with that team and idk why as they are not my favourite team in canada. GB had a rock removed for this issue as well. Swedes will have a lot of fun spending half their young lives curling here for a few years. Pack a lunch.
>>153553863There's a Senior League, so I assume there is an upper limit for the normal league. But the oldest Olympian at these games is a curler; I think he's Team USA's alternate and he is [this information has been redacted because I want you to start as soon as possible].
>>153554314Yeah but the Olympics isn't bastardised Canadian rules
>>153553869That's clearly a hotel room. Do you think she carries a 20kg dumbbell in her luggage when she travels?
>>153554314so gentlemanly to throw the first game against Norwayjust fuck off
>>153554314Canada DON'T play the gentlemen's game since they're obviously cheating.It's obviously NOT something all teams do. When it was first brought up our commentators were direct to point how what they were accused of is NOT allowed and cheating.And I think a double Olympian gold medalists know what they're talking about.Just because all Canadians cheat doesn't mean it's okay. What's so hard to understand? You're never getting the benefit of the doubt in anything else anymore because of this. Your national honour and reputation is tarnished, mostly by all the Canadians who defend this cheating
>>153554397She stole it from the gym
>>153554373We are the whole sport. most of the worlds curlers live here. Your curlers all play here for months if they can even make the WCT events. The coach of the swiss womans team is a Canadian and of a ton of teams.
>>153554314Cheatbroom is a Canadian game.
>>153554452Curling is Canadas game, we make the rules
>>153554397>he doesn't carry around pocket weights to workout wherever
>>153554508It's European sport mate, WE make the rules
>>153554452How many Olympic medalists do you play with in your club men's league? Read the thread.
>>153554503Soon to be referred as, Jeetbroom
>>153554360>54 years oldfuck it I'm inNearest venue is in Preston though and that's a couple of hours away.Although this reminds me of the time I went shooting before covid and the old guy was impressed and asked me to join his club and i said haha wow yeah definitely and then never went again. Also I'm shit at bowling if that's an omen.
>>153554503lmao
>>153554534https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAYUqGF9rJA
>>153554548What are you trying to point out? If you're still going down the road that "All us Canadians are cheating, we've always done it and always will, even our gold medallists" perhaps all Canadian curling medals should be revoked
>Canada can't win the stanley cup anymore>lost out on gold in women's ice hockey (kwabs)Kek this is pretty sad, leafbros. I feel like winning gold in curling is a life or death situation for you guys now
Tomorrow, 14:05 women’s semi finals. 19:05 men’s bronze. See you.
>>153554674>1948like a little baby
>>153554678That you have no idea what you are talking about. The rules have changed many times on small things in the last 30 years. double touach was illegal. It is not now. Now, even if that were still the rule there is no advantage or cheating and is never called in professional play.
>>153554848The current rules sayYou're not allowed to touch the granite You're not allowed to touch when the stone has reached the hoglineCanada broke BOTHYour nation is a nation of cheatersDishonest, liars, scum.
>>153554833Thats why it is in perth. we have a perth in my province too. Every sport worth watching comes from the UK. Almost everything decent in this country comes from your grey little island.2/3 of the worlds curlers were canadian when I was a junior. It would have been stupid to put the international body here if you wanted the game to grow. We trained all teams except scotland. It wasn't an olympic sport until nagano. and we didn't even care about worlds very much until the 90shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVHdA9fbqpk
>>153555065you waste too much negative energy and time for no gain, chud
And it's obviously an advantage to release the stone as late as possible, especially past the hogline that's the whole idea with the rule. It's like saying "There's no advantage for Luke Littler to take one step closer to the dart board"It's perhaps not called because Canadian curling cover their own like a fucking mafia
>>153555189What we've gained is that Canada is now a more hated nation than the USA internationally.
>>153555174>your grey little island.It's quite a big island actually.
Surely for once WE are the good guys in that final for the forrens
>>153555194So yes you should let the rock go before it touches the hog. Some pros never get close some touch all the time. Now what happens if someone goes right over like clear white on the backside? So not slomo replay, such that everyone can see it? The sweepers of THAT team take it off and admit it. Why? If the teams don't police themselves you'll have some faggot on the hogline ruining games because they went an inch onto the hog.You all know I'm right. Why do you think they just went oh well we aren't policing this every actual competitor hates this.
>>153555302<3I think the one you have now is american though
>>153555406Self policing only works with honourable trustworthy high trust society nations.I had higher thoughts of Canadians, but I guess the southern European catholic heritage is just too strong.Only white protestant European stuck can play sports where self policing is practiced.
There WILL be a thread for the world curling championships in 4 weeks time and we WILL be happily posting together in it
>>153555598I'll post if I can watch it without much hassle.
>>153554314You were so fucking scared or meeting Britain you had to rig it to get to the finals. Your white status has been revoked long ago
>>153555598Make sure you post a link bc that definitely won't be on pee-cack
>>153555598>>153555613I'm not optimistic.
>>153555920I'm not white. I'm Canadian.>>153555569What sports do we do well at as small countries?CurlingTennisGolfSkiingRowing (I should hope you guys do)Horse ridingand least, Hockey
>>153556015damn my iptorrent pirate service is $4/mo and I get every sport
All the cuties got eliminated
>>153540579Is it true?
>>153556044you're bad at this
>>153556598Okay Brad Jacobs
>>153556687More like Brad Chang
Someone explain to me. I'm watching Canada-Norway right now, I assume on replay, and that same guy keeps touching the stone after releasing, you can easily see it even with his hand blocked from the camera by the stone. Did everyone just give up on the rules or something?
>>153556552Yes, she's pregnant with my child.
>>153556719Can't stop a bear from shitting in the woods, how do you expect to stop a canadian from cheating?
>>153556793Why are the announcers or network afraid to mention it, then? Why is everything in this world so gay and meaningless
>>153556719Canada is in charge of all curling apparently so there's nothing we can do to stop it
>>153556745Congratulations.
>>153556821Curling is a canadian racket unfortunately, and we're all caught in the yoke of their oppressive hegemony. Please instigate day of the rake at the earliest convenience. Thank you.
>>153556719It's against the rules, but it doesn't really affect the stones so nobody cares. Obviously it could affect the stone if you pushed it hard enough, and that's why it's banned. But yes, everyone has just given up on the rules.
I support Leafies and their pursuit of gold by any means :)I mean I have to, they kwab'd themselves in (women's) hockey today
Bruce and the lads are bringing the brooms and the big fucking rakes to the gold medal match.
>>153556718This website is almost as racist as reddit at this point. So you do follow curling. I guess you read his book Brad Chang the Art of Curling. I wrote Brad Cohen The Ten Commandments of Curling.
So these are tomorrows matches? Switzerland is getting the immediate runback?
Swiss chick with the glasses is doing something to me
>>153558525She's giving single mother who let's you do anal to avoid pregnancy
3:44 AM in Sweden, woke up fuming fucking batshit pissed off at canada
>>153558976f r e e e n t
>>153557094>I support Leafies and their pursuit of gold by any means :)no, fair play is the only way. we must get our country back on track
Swedebros, where the FUCK do we watch the game? I'm not giving the Jews over at Tv4 a single krona.
>>153561747
>>153559061free fent?
Canada shouldn't be allowed to compete until the cheaters commit seppuku to atone for their dishonourable actions
There's only a couple more days of curling left bros..
>>153563515we can watch rock league, it'll be the same right haha?
>want to learn curling cause it looks neat>nearest curling center is over 2 hours awayrip...
>>153561747I want to give her a hug and run my fingers through her hair
Here we go. Canada vs Sweden, grudge match for Sweden, the women need to get revenge for the men after the filthy cheating by that sack of crap Marc Kennedy.
USA team
>>153558525She probably does that exact pose when she photocopies her bum at the office party.
>>153563651Swiss team
>>153561747OWARI DA
>>153563613So what's stopping you?
>>153563651better image
>>153563667Second to last for me please
>>153563613I called the local curling rink here, trying to book a couple games for my friends bday party next month. The lady on the phone said they are booked solid for the next 5 months, but she can call me if "anything becomes available.
>>153563667>>153563674Sounds unbelievable, but I've actually had sex with all of them
>>153563673might get shot on the way there, you know how it is in america
>>1535636673 is a beautiful and i try to look down her shirt every time she shoots. 4 is qt too.
>>153563687that's how it always goes around the olympics
>>153563687it will, people will forget about this by tuesday
>>153563742Almost 25 years ago we agreed to never forget...
>All streams have been blockedSeriously, fuck the UK government
>>153563687>but she can call me if "anything becomes available.Ah, yes, the customer service equivalent of "We will keep your CV on file for any future job opportunities".
>Watching Canada vs Sweden>All I can hear is USA, USA, USAbaka
why is taylor a stronger sweeper than korey? koreybros...
>>153563788Whichever you're on ;)
>>153563759welcome to 1984 anon
>>153563788switzerland being carried hard by carole. also, the rest of the teams are dogs.
The Canadian women are always arguing with eachother.Ego's are too big for their own good kek
Why does Homan look so different from before? In the past she looked like a pornstar.
This isn't looking good.
>>153563872motherhood and age
If you click to hear Alina Paetz saying her name on the official Winter Olympics website, she sounds very patronising:https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/athlete-details/48610
>>153563872If you think SHE looks different
Anna already tilting
>>153563925She needs to slap some ass to calm down
USbros how are we looking?
>>153563912i like that they do this.
>>1535639682nd end was bad but there's still time
>>153563968Looking a bit shaky
>>153563912> Alina PAETZ >35>she's my ageMaybe I should think twice before settling for a white woman
Rocks have been overshooting all tournament so it's surprising to see teams still haven't fully adapted to it
>>153563833Yeah, I would request webms. They showed good replays of her today.
>>153564085This is women's curling, they are simple creatures
>>153564085why did they sand the stones in the middle of the tournament?
Are these childhood photos of Alina Paetz AI? They don't look like any childhood photos I've seen, but why would you upload fake photos of yourself?
let's go girls!
>>153564123No idea. It was happening before that also.
were they going for a blank?
there’s a big flat ice rink that looks like a giant hallway.at the end of the hallway is a big bullseye target painted on the ice.it has circles like a dartboard: red in the middle, then white, then blue.the very centre red dot is called the buttonthat’s the best spot!
>>153564167for me it's the hog line
>>153564127yeah that shit is definitely ai
>it's another they're playing like shit episodei interrupted my goon sesh to be here
i'm happy the hotter team is winning.
Another 1 at best zzzz
>>153564300Who is the hottest team left?
>>153564320switzerland
it's just not the same without the italian team
>>153564348>only qualified for being hostsstefania will be back for doubles but we're never going to see giulia again
>>153564373tragic
Listen to how she pronounces her namehttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/athlete-details/48431
>>153564408Switzerland is a treasure
What's Cheryl Bernard up to these days
>>153564123to bring it back to factory new condition - they get polished over time
It's just small mistakes and slightly off shots that are fucking us. Death by a thousand cuts
Today is the day we vanquish evil.
>>153564167The centre part is called a nipple in Finnish.
>>153564520it's been like that ever since china
Dead thread. Why is no one watching?
>>153564535you people are lewd
Wine moms being olympic athletes is too funny
>>153564545Too true>>153564559Most people who were posting weren't here for the curling, they were here for the qts and/or the novelty
>USA vs Switzerland is a full end ahead of Canada vs Sweden?
>>153564535Dolly in French
>>153564472I am her sex slave now
>>153564559all gooned outtwo weeks might be a bit much
>>153564609>all gooned outSpeed skating is on in an hour….
how are the swedes doing in the other game
>>153564559Women's curling sucks
>>153564627please, no more....
>>153564638>t. One match Edin
>>153564559only four countries left and it's early in burger/leaf land
>>153564644hang in there, just a little more
>>153553622One Direction
>>153564644sorry anon you gotta watch
>>153564605Like a toy doll or Dolly as a name? Or is there some other connotation?
You're down by 2 in the 5th end of the semis, Tabby. Don't bother drawing for one, for crying out loud.
>>153564669It's short track today. You should be posting the goblin Velzeboer.
Tomorrow we claim Independance from our oppressors.
These broads are cooked :(
>>153564680Had no clue so I looked it up>A term originating from Swiss curling. A wooden pin placed on the ice to make the T-shaped marker visible from the other end of the rink. Widely used on outdoor ice rinks and lakes until the early 20th century, this pin could also be a bottle or a similar object. The dolly, or pin, is very rarely used nowadays to mark the T (tee). However, in French, the term "dolly" is often used to refer to the button.Curling is an old game
I wish Selina would rub me
>>153564627
>>153564774I suspect the current iteration using brooms is pretty new
>another center guardI'm really tempted to just turn this off now
My Nuckie broads will destroy the Swedecucks
>>153564774intredasting
Do these chick's know how to curl
They do not
yo dawg i heard you liked center guards
>>153564825LMAO
Shuster is based
>>153564877kek
>>153564819>>153564877Sudden death, yo. Need to be conservative.Swiss men tried playing an attacking shot and lost a gold/silver medal as a result.
bros i think i'm in love with corey theisse. i'm gonna miss her when this is over
>>153564907the non-cory blonde is very pretty
Eat shit Homan
>>153564899This is why no one will remember your name
>>153564907
>>153564907ask her to peel your stone
CAM ON ANNA CLINCH A 3
>parks the bus
wtf is this game rn
Homan gonna toss a giga hard rock and get lucky
I think it's the red
why dont the Swiss have that really pretty and elegant blonde woman who played in the mixed? We need her.
>>153564960not quite but still good
>>153565013It seems like the attractive players all suck at curling, proved by the fact that the field gets uglier every round. I guess the hot ones spent too much time getting railed in the village and not enough time preparing
>>153565013She played for Sweden with her brother.
based dropkin enjoying his vacation
>3-4 on the 8th end>Switzerland still has the hammer
>>153565035Will CSM be good next week
I find it funny that the measurement for points relies on a mechanical dial but the stones have handle sensors for hog line violations.
>>153565030no no, she was Swiss, Briar Schwaller-Hürlimann
>>153563872post pictures of her looking like a pornostar
I look forward to the stream shitting the bed in the 9th or 10th end and missing the last moments.
OH SHIT
>>153565066At this point it's probably for the best, bro
>>153563872>>153565065Wasn't she the one wearing Avril Lavinge makeup?
>>153563781Americans would shit themselves if we sent our SHL crowds to the olympics.USGAY USGAY USGAY has to be the worst chant of any team.
Neither of these teams are particularly attractive but I am not seeing what you guys are seeing in the Swiss team, they are dogs. I think the American team is slightly better, or at least about the same
Alright lads hows it hangling?Looks like tight games
I wanna breed the Aryan nuck hag qt
>>153565112The librarian brunette is cute
>>153565112we need Briar
>>153565114Much like their coochies
>>153565093The more you seethe about it the more we want to do it btw
>>153565112Howald is they only one I find attractive. Tirowzoni is too granny and Paetz has a monkey mouth.
>>153565112what about Selina Witschonke
Potential steal in the air
>>153565093i welcome your hatred
Curlers look like that?
>>153565156Don't talk about my wife please
>>153565042What's that?
>>153565144>>153565162No you really don’t because your athletes would be crying if they had to deal with SHL crowds and begging the IOC to ban them.
it's joever
>>153565163she looks like a normal healthy White woman
>>153565093>assblasted>uhh we have better crowds at home or somethingyou couldn't be softer
>>153565179
>>153565182>thinking it's possible for anyone to find swedes intimidatinglollmao, even
>>153565174>brits steal memes of manga they dony knowFor shame....
homan hits these
so you play for no score and keep the hammer for 10th right?
>>153565203csm sucks anyways so who cares
it's canadover
>>153565209
>>153565214I am excited for Denji to finally get pussy
Canada getting RAKED
>>153565203Oh. Is that Chainsaw Man or something? I haven't touched any manga for about 10 years.
Oh Canada! Our ho-ACK
>>153565209Owari da. At least our hoc team is starting warm-upsOur Sid is out thoughever :(
At least Canada is going to lose>>153565229living vicariously through manga, I see
>leafs getting raked
>>153565182>>153565200This guy is right, Swedes are somehow both the tallest and least intimidating people on earth. It’s quite impressive that you managed that. Our athletes would bust out laughing, which to be fair may affect performance
4 of them ost uninteresting boring teams in the semis.....this sport should have quarties and less wypipo
Team Homan used to be hot youngsters. Now they are old ladys
These semis are a nightmare for Steve Cram because he's been mixing up Sweden and Switzerland and also USA and Canada for the past 2 weeks
I'm getting nervous bros
>anon continuously mixing up Swiss and Swedes
Shuster needs to talk about the ho's he banged in the village
>>153565253I'm having my 5th child this spring :)
SWISS MISS
Swedes, can you please mindbreak the leafs so we can dog walk them in the bronze game?
>>153565335I wouldn't be bragging about how many children you've "had," nonce
WE MIGHT BE BACK
>>153565347It's okay to be jealous that I have a woman who loves me
WHAT THE FUCK
AND WE'RE BACK TO CHOKING
the swiss coach's shoes are untied what is he doing
NEVERMIND ITS OVER
Oh no no no canadabros weren't you supposed to be good at this Guess you're only good at cheating
She's fucking her own coach, that's just disgusting. Where is the integrity.
>>153565399this dishonorable sport isn't for me
>>153565399Who is?
>>153565399Her integrity is in fucking the coach despite the norms.
>>153565391>be good at curling>be good at cheatingunstoppable...
So fucking tense
Tabby suppressing her power until the last 2 ends
>>153565414>>153565447
>>153565447no shot
Crazy plans for USA.
Oh god.
>going for threeconcede incoming
>>153563687You can probably go to the rink in two months and steal a reservation because there’s no way people will care and/or remember after the olympics
>>153565447They are trying it lmao. This is so stupid
too bad that would have been epic
Someone kill me
...it almost worked
They had an easy 2. Would've been better.
WHY DIDNT THEY GO FOR 2 are they retarded?
>>153565447I Apologize
was that ballsy or fucking retarded?
pure anguish
>Have an easy 2 right there>Go full retard for a 3 attemptWomen...
But if they got 3 they had a good chance to win.1 or 2 is basically a loss regardless.
welp, see you in the bronze game, canada
farrrrrrkdown to 6% winning oddsplay for the 3pts puts you at 60%
>>153565511I guess you don't know unless you try.
Go big or go home. No half measures.
uh oh stinky?
>>153565524there's no difference in scoring 1 or 2 if you're not leading in the 10th without hammer
TAYLOR NUMBA WAN SWEEPA
Now we have to pray Switzerland messes up big time, though I don't think that's likely.
Good job taytay
Our team is a bunch of aunties and not hot but at least they can play
Kwabnada
Even if they got 2 I still would bet my house that the Swiss would win in the 10th
Time to witness a second embarassing loss in a row
>>153565581I disagree, Carrrrrrrole Howald is doing something for me. Also the older woman isn't hot but I trust her tenacity.
>>153565557of course ther,e is you are looking to steal in one case if you steal one you go to tie break in the second instance you win
Excellent game for Sweden though.
>only hot us curler is the one not from Minnesotareally makes you think
>>153565581>he doesn't have a hot aunt
The american fans yelling meme has to stop
>>153565581howald is hot af
>>153565581Howald can bend me over and peg me senseless
>>153565612swiss too stronk
switzerland should go to tie break now the way things are set usa will end up having and easy 2
>>153565616>Minnesotaunfair advantage as they are experts in kneeling (for taking the shots)
>>153565634>you....you just have to sit there quietly!can europeans be any gayer? what would that look like?
I'm sure the double take out will work if they just try it 3 more times
>go team USA Those sophisticated burger chants enchant me
USA 'bout to steal 2
>>153565671Enchant deez nuts
>>153565671>ole ole ole claps three timesvgh evro sovl
>>153565668If Switzerland peels the stone, everything will be all right.
Alina is clutchThis is already over
THEY ARE NOT EVEN GONNA GO TO TIE BREAK another swisschoke
>>153565720Cory's counter attack will save us
I was shouting U ARE GAY
freeze to shot rock
OH NONONON KAREN IS IN THE RINK! this doesnt bode well for switzerland
Short of the Rings?
>>153565671>every yuroqueer and south american chant is the same oleit's amazing how triggering a simple USA USA is lmao
Ok, I managed to cope about the Swiss defeat from yesterday. Here is why they ashktually lost:- Canadian coach- They had to play a game in the morning while the Brits could rest- Coach was a leaf
>Clapham
>>153565784The skip gives off KarenCoach is mechaKaren
>>153565671if your chant is "sophisticated" then you're doing it wrong
>>153565789It's what we call the lotr
>>153565803You seem to have overlooked the fact that their coach is a raging homosexual and a seasoned cheat
noooo why did they play another guard?
GET MOGGED
America is a joke
>>153565746Told you
CLUTCH CLUTCH CLUTCH CLUTCH
FUCK
SUIIIIIIII
I didn't think they would get it through that gap
fuck this semen slurping sport
>>153565776It was so fucking obvious how could they do anything else?
SWIT ZER LANDSWIT ZER LANDSWIT ZER LANDSWIT ZER LANDSWIT ZER LANDSWIT ZER LAND
fuck this gay ass sport
Never doubted gg ez no re
Based. Get lost cheaters.
Full sleeve tattoo on a woman is disgusting
>>153565882
>>153565877
>risk when you could equalize>dont risk when you could winthis is what trump does to this country drives a dichotomy between people
>>153565889We're not canada dummy
>>153565882KEEEEEEEK
Gay
>>153565877cute celebration
EmmentalersistersAppenzellersistersGruyèresistersTilsitersistersWe did itWe didn't choke in an elimination round
>>153564127>>153564248I like to pause this video randomly and pretend the one I stop on is my girlfriend.
>leafs have a swede coachkek. he wins no matter what
welp wp on the rematch SUI, RR yesterday was kinopretty simple game today with repeated mistakes, not gold worthy team
quick, throw up another guard
>>153565906
>>153565914Canada also just lostAnglos are just bad at curling it seems
>>153565914Canada is losing too
Evil has been defeated
>>153565914I'm talking about our game.
>>153565884WAHEEEEEEEEEY
finally bad guys lost
My girlies... :(
FUCK OFF CHEATING CANADIANS
>Anna Hasselborg>Top level athlete>Mother of 2 kids>Not walled whatsoeverShe is a Goddess.
Sweden celebration
canada vs usa is the true final now i expect trump is gonna be posting about it on truth social
wow we get to play for worst team, cool
TOTAL EURO DOMINATION!!!!!!!!
good job sweden
CHEATERS GET FUCKED
SWE DENSWE DENSWE DENSWE DENSWE DENSWE DEN
I hope USA and GB both crush Canada.
>>153565980
no way was i waking up at 4 AM for the gold game anyway, at least i can watch the US in bronze now
Post happy Honke pls
A final without gay ass chanting and nort am*ricans
Those were tight final ends.
>juxtaposing the cheering swedes while Canadians are packing their stuff all humiliatedKek based camera operators
>>153565985
>>153566022praying for your lads to RAKE today
>>153565850>their coach is a raging homosexualDid he betray his team after spending some time with the British skip?
>>153566031lmao my thoughts exactly, proud of our girls regardless
>>153566046Would treasure a webm of this
>>153565983Fr, have you ever seen a Wh*te woman age so well? Especially while being a mother?
Homan looked devastated
Good job Switzerland on controlling the game pretty much from the start. We also did not play that well. I do think we can beat Canada however.Big congrats to Sweden as well. I think you guys have it this year.Cheers, anons. I gotta eat and start getting ready to sleep.
>>153565924What is the best type of Swiss cheese?
>>153566155I'd say Raclette, because of how it's eaten as a meal with bread and veggies. I prefer French Brie/Camembert myself.
>>153566155Gruyère is my favourite by farAfter that I would say tête de moine which you eat in a special way (pic related)
Very nice indeed, now we just need the brits to do their part
>>153566295Nice, it’s one of the only fromages I enjoy occasionally.
thank you Sweden
>>153565985>the superlative laughter>>153566295Looks delicious
Sweden deserved to win. Canada played poorly and missed some calls. I won't call it cheating because I'm not an asshole but, I just want to point out that Sweden technically did a rules infraction in the 9th before ana threw her last. One of their players measured a rock before the end was over and used her broom (not an approved measuring device) It doesn't matter and doesn't affect play but it is against the rules.
>>153566687Pretty much the same story for us. The Swiss outplayed us hard.
>MEN's bronze medal Switzerland vs Norwaythis will be our deadest thread
>your face when you might become the second Swedish two time Olympic gold medal winning skip
>>153568504Her team raked the slags
Please stop posting so fast. I'm trying to read through the thread.
This thread is going so slow I'm too embarrassed to reveal my deepest, darkest secret
We need her back.
This is some next level sweeping
>Norway>>153570355gooned to stefi?
we should be playing for gold god damn chokers
Shame. Norway was the nicest team.
>>153570762Yeah>>153570770No
>>153570823Why not?
>>153570823I dont even want them to win bronze fucking useless
>>153570857Feeble game, some look like fags, dislike their fancy trousers. No hate but by far not the nicest team
>>153570871They’ll feel some regret looking at it I’m sure. Fuck that hurts
>>153570871Hope you guys win the bronze mate. Helped us through and played a great game yesterday (I’m British, ignore flag)
>>153570900They always seem happy and sportsmanlike.
>>153570978That would be true.
>>153571067So we're in agreement after all. :D
>>153570972just beat the Canucks
>>153571091o7 you have my word
>>153570900is Norway the zestyest team?
>>153571140Probably not
I'm addicted to listening to them all say their own names now.
That sweeping is INSANELove their French comments lol
EVERY BODY DANCE NOW
forsenPls
>>153571536is there a way to save these?
>>153571938I don't know. They are on the Olympics site though.https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/team-details/cur/curwteam4---chn01
>>153572145i wanna save these for posterityjdownloader doesnt work
>>153571938open your browser devtools network tab and click the sound, you'll see the mp3 and just save response
>>153572356I may have some saved from Paris 2024, there were some amusing ones toohttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/athlete-details/39502
>>153572356basedhttps://wmr-static-assets.scd.dgplatform.net/wmr/static/_AUDIO/OWG2026/DT_AUDIO/48431_1.mp3
>>153572356i kneel>>153572418>https://wmr-static-assets.scd.dgplatform.net/wmr/static/_AUDIO/OWG2026/DT_AUDIO/XXXXX_1.mp3can also just change XXXX to the athlete's 5 digit unique code in their url
shakehands?
chat better not be as dire as this when are bruce makes curling kino
The nicest team is out now. :(
wow that Swiss team is advertised huh, 9-0 in RRall more impressive win by GBR yesterday
Congrats Switzerland you deserve a medalAs do Norway, NOT Canada.
>>153573712Canada faggots getting raked tomorrow
>>153573587>that last stoneWell, maybe it was the nicest teamsAlso:>Briar tearing up in the grandstands for her husbandCute.So sad they did not get gold, bros.
>the Swiss youngster getting kissed by his gf What a great ending.
