>Lap:#8347>Countdown to THE DEATH OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>153530401>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:24>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:215>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:225 (224 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:GAS: 0COL: 0ALO: 0STR: 0ALB: 0>2026 WCC Standings:Alpine-Mercedes: 0Aston Martin Aramco-Honda: 0Atlassian Williams-Mercedes: 0Audi: 0Cadillac-Ferrari: 0>2026 WEC Standings:BOT: 0HAM: 0NOR: 0>News:Testin' ongoingFerrari's straight mode (SM, formerly X-mode) has the rear wing doing a 180 nowStart procedure will be tested moreT*rger crashing out:-Says it's bullshit the engine is a cheat (when it is)-Says it's bullshit their fuel doesn't meet the standard (when it couldn't get homologated)-Effectively implicates himself as an Epstein associate
afternoon lads
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what is Ferrari doing?
Death to Shitalians
gimi
Quick, answer this. This man is: a) Germanb) italianc) spanishd) portugueseFirst person to answer correctly gets 0.000011 bitcoin
>>153543807Swiss
>>153543807Polish
>>153543807Argentinian
>PIA VER NOR ANT HUL RUSgeorgesissies...
Lol, ps3 dabbing on shamilton
Even ze Williams could be in the Epstein files...
>>153542616but phillip island's owners are fuckheads who refuse to invest in their track and are known to be dickheads to deal with. supercars won't be going back there until the track changes hands for that reason. if even supercars won't go near you then you are proper cancerand cucktoria can get fucked. SA is far more accommodating for motorsports.
Aston so shite caddy might not be laat
edd
>>153543889caddy has the biggest shitter for a driver though
>>153543876hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
https://www.the-race.com/formula-1/gary-andersons-verdict-on-ferraris-astonishing-upside-down-wing/>After 50-plus years involved in F1, I thought I had just seen about everything. The last time I saw an F1 rear wing upside down, so was the rest of the car connected to it.>Ferrari, with its new active rear wing concept, has changed my outlook on life.If you had "Gary Anderson goes blind" in your 2026 /f1/ bingo, congrats.
>>153543898
>>153543882Speaking of supercars gonna be nice to have them back for early morning vrooms this weekend.
>>153543708EVs are fake and gay?
>>153543907>The last time I saw an F1 rear wing upside downHaas were the true innovators all this time.
>>153543924Its too early, why did i say Haas. Im getting more cobbe.
>>153543902I trust a dalit's expertise on all things shit
Bernie backshots
>kwablonso's team will finish last
If you were F1 driver, would your escort have blonde or red hair?
>>153543947first you were defending medshitters, then cutfags, now you're defending globohomos?
gimi!
guess the ethnicity
>>153543998scammer
>>153543394 #Would that make you a strategic analist?
>>153543968raccoon hair like alysa liu
>>153543970no but it's good that you're finally admitting you're a dalitbut that begs the question, are you like this because you're a dalit, or were people like you designated as dalits? because if it's the latter, I fully get it
>>153544022how do you know so much about indian culture
Back in 2010, £5 would get you>30 eggs>2 loaves of bread>2 pints of milk
>https://youtu.be/KYDP2mutsEc?t=976>Max never goes 100%M-masaka...
>>153543968my escort would be a Ford>>153544037already discussed >>153521198
>>153543968Black with blue eyes.
>>153544053wheres the money kobalsky?
if asston, Ferrari and red bull had any balls and weren't there just to gain money through sponsorships they could force Liberty Media into cucking the fia.
>>153544009indian scammers and e-whores are in the same ecosystem of human trash and interestingly enough they also share most of said ecosystem
>>153544053Okay, and in 2026?
>>153543968brown, castillian cutie
>>153544053Too many fucken security cameras now
>>153544053and in 1432?
>>153544077flavio was so close in 09
>>153544101Not as close as he was TO EPSTEIN
>>153544053are the globohomos inflation fetishists?
and touching SEXY CHILDREN
>>153544121look man, if sorry for the little girls, but if flavio needs the blood of the inocent to kill the fia the sacrifice must be doneno greater good, no just cause>>153544128very funny
>>153544078Don't call my wife a whore
why does bernie always sound like she's dead inside?
>>153544071The Daddario succubus type.
>>153544129um
>>153544150Have you ever been to Fermanagh?
>>153544161looks nice enough to me
>>153544188It is actually. The accent is nice too. I don't know what happened to Bernie's.
>>153544188I want to kick someone down those stairs.
>>153543968>>153544071
>>153544232imagine kicking a cripple in a wheelchair down themfuck that would be funny
>>153543968Dark/black hair Because they’d be South East Asian women
>>153544249>a cripple in a wheelchairBut enough about 2026 Alonso
Antonelli forgot he's supposed to be sandbagging
*looks shit on your screen's on your path*
>>153544264
16 days until motorrace
>>153544306She regularly attends 2-4 races a season (Her breasts are bigger than ever)
>>153543765quite possibly the best edition ever
it's funny how once they finalized the deal with the fia they no longer bother hiding and are just showing they'll win by 50 seconds come Melbourne lol
>>153544288what if they are actually sandbagging...
>>153544332THERE IS NO SANDBAGGING WE ARE DOWN ON POWER
Would you rather be Ralf Schumacher, Michael Schumacher, Lewis Hamilton, or Fernando Alonso right now?
show me the fucking vrooms i dont give a shit about this brembo nigga
Which 2026 car has the most appealing shape/chassis?
>>153544429Senna
>>153544505>Senna's problems are now over, try not to be too jealous
https://youtu.be/xqwK_qMVKNs?t=490Here's the part of the interview where Toto jokes about being in the Epstein files
>>153544332there are no sandbags sattans are probably behind ferrari and redbulls
>>153544539rare based torger moment
>>153544539Jews might actually suicide him now
damn the Brembo guy is a brake nerd fr
R E T A R D A T I O N
>>153544539Joke? It's to soften the blow from it being revealed.
stratmommy is happy
>>153544309>She regularly attends 2-4 races a season (Her breasts are bigger than ever)This is why she's F1 related
>>153544620honestly the girl on the right mog her
>>153544616>womeme>strategySure. She's just there simply because femoids have to be in male dominated fields for extra social points. Bitch is doing nothing for a fat paycheck and drivers dick.
Charles "poker face" Leclerc said on day 3 this would be the championship order, don't know why people expect anything different for the next 4 years.
>>153543832This whatever that means
what the fuck is that rear wing
>>153544501RBR, such a slender look
>Bermbo guy talking about Mu and AI>It's just coefficient of friction and some Ansys material topology optimizer programmed back in the 80s disguised as (((AI)))they glaze alot fr
>>153544685damn I kinda understand Max now...
>>153544634No
>>153544701Our GOAT have good taste
>>153544726yes she does, her face have better calibration
>>153544539>it was edd's questionall the funny part started 30 seconds earlier, with edd, torger saying "total bullshit, utter bullshit" and going full retard with epstein joke (we all know briatore was quite close to them and how close to briatore torger was in the last years, sadly after epstein's death)
driver closest to last 2 digits dies in a crash this season
>>153544733>>153544685family crashing whore
>>153544274
>>153544616imagine her pussy taste
>>153544773it's ogre for BOT
>>153544310
>>153543765a homosexual
>>153544775you are jealous
digitals and someone crashes in the practice start
whycome there's a mclel there
>>153544851Digits and someone dies
>>153544860Mercedes testing the kill switch
>>153544860Gearbox ran out of metal shavings to power it.
what a shitty sound
>>153544894shitting
Holy shit the Ferrari engine
>>153544894Murdering nuui as we speak
amxbros...
Ferrari starts are too good....
Two weeks to fix that turbo spooling thing or Ferrari engines will win the season.Provided they don't have the usual reliability of cooked lasagna plates, that is.
>Mercedes powered cars lose 5 positions each start>they run a second a lap faster anyway
>Rari over takes half the grid at the start>Drop back to 6th by lap ten
please, not the neegiri, it's all I ask
Ferrari wing so good I'm doing a 360 and walking away
>overtake half the grid>turn on spinning rear wing for maxx dirty aireasy WDC
tifosissies it's time to unlock our chastity cages this is our year
>>153544967chuck will buck break him, dont worry
>>153544972Chus will crush him
>>153544967how could anyone even joke about this after 2025
>>153544972Leclerc wdcHamilton 9th
>>153544942>reliability of cooked lasagna plates, that is.They had horrible reliability in 2022 and there was no massive engine rule change
>that Ferrari startI'm shook
guess after how many races Mercedes will have mathematically won the constructors
>>153544991He just didn't like the regs bro
>>153544967>>153544972hamilkek is useless, unless ferrari has an unironic rocketship because that's the only car he can actually drive well
>>153545005kek this is a clown show
>>153545005Verstappigirls why are we so slow?
Ferrari 2026 dominance
>>153545027
>>153545005>the 'rrari powered hASS had a very good start too
>>153544984>>153545019I hope you are right
>>153544843not really. my current spermsack looks better than her.
>Ferrari for once innovates>FIA will nerf it in less than 2 weeksdead "sport"Penelope Kvyat's wet cunny.
>>153545134sure buddy
>>153545088hamilton is utter fucking shit like mcpedo nowinshe would need a total sabotage of lechuck which will never happen at ferrari
>>153545149she's 5/10. you only consider her higher because she's famous and rich, that's how it works. even random cashiers in my city look better than her.
>>153545137
>>153545164send some of your cashiers to me pls
hell yeah
>>153545198
>>153545198>>153545212calm down
reminder that a month ago people were saying the ferrari is way less advanced than any other car on the grid and it will be lucky to get 10 laps without overheating.
>>153545134pics or gtfo
>>153544843>>153544685Small boobs but she is sexy
>>153545212COME ON NICO
>>153545157>a total sabotage of lechuck which will never happen at ferrariI wouldn't be so confident if I was you
>>153545399her fake nose is standing out too much as she agesshame
>>153545164a lot of barks but no bitepost proof anon
>>153545005Why the blinkers?
>>153545300>Small boobs butthat's the best part
>>153545481kwab lights to show who botches the start
>>153545438
>>153545481because ADHD zoomers can't focus if the cars aren't moving
>>153544539that’s just Austrian humor
>>153544972even if they have merc 2014 lvls of dominance, hamilton wont win. I wouldnt be surprised if he placed 3rd behind the 2nd best car or verstappen. Either way, dont worry. Chuck will win
>>153545242I'm simply not trusting them until I actually see some real results
im starting to believe its their year
>>153545212>Stenshorne 17Another year, another shitter.
https://streamain.com/en/OCRzttPzAZV3WFm/watch
Betty Glover is presenting the F1TV show again (covering Laura Winter and Naomi Schiff’s maternity absence) and she’s looking pretty curvy and fertile herself ngl
Why does he keep acting in the most insufferable way possible? Does he derive pleasure from being hated? Is he a masochist? Retarded?
>>153545890just being cheeky innit
remember lads: germanic flag: medshitternordic flag: abdul
>>153545890
>>153545890>
>>153545710>Ferrari are the best during testing>Bro it's our year, I can feel it
remember lads:leaf flag: brown
>>153545933I’m only pretending to be a loser who has parasocial relationships with F1 WAGs and racer girls and wastes loads of his day posting on /sp/
>>153545722goodnow reedit that 'what the fuck' twin peaks scene to show the new ferrari rear wing
>>153545958The first step is identifying the problem, now you can fix it. I believe in you
>>153545945Two weeks to fix that turbo spooling thing is pretty fucking tight.That headstart ain't gonna last Ferrari the whole season though.
>>153545890>haha I was only pretending lolschrodinger's retard
>>153545890he is genuinely retarted, there is not other explanation
>>153545999checkedit doesnt have to, by august merc looses the 18:1 trick, so if they dont completely waste their chances, they have a shotEither way, im okay with leclerc not winning, even if its sucks, as long as its not the fucking goblin again. narb, pissasstree, narg, whoever the fuck else is a better option than him againapart from hamilton, obviously
>>153545999Who talked about fixing anything? Just make a new TDs kek
>>153545890he's still in midschool
>>153545999sorry to inform you we will have a rolling start at melbourne
>>153546093Or we'll have to sit and listen to a pack of angry mopeds for 20 seconds before lights out.
>>153546093ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING
>>153546079>by august merc looses the 18:1 trick
>>153546079>by august merc looses the 18:1 trick,
>>153545212>Alex Dunne behind Shields
>>153545993What is step two?
>hamilton finally remembering who he isHeh, I'm jealous for new watchers.
LECLERC VS HAMILTON TITLE BATTLE 2026
>Mercedes keeps topping the sessions despite trying their best to sandbagit's fucking over for Australia. If any other engine finishes within 2 laps it's a positive surprise. But sure run the engines until august
>>153546248>hamilton finally remembering who he is
>>153544319They will win but with a very small margin (by choice)
>>153546275mercedes lost both championships to the cuckstomer team, bro
>>153546248I don't think he ever forgot he's a neguinho
>>153546317Russell vs Norris vs Piastri championship "fight" is going to be pure shit, bro
Bros...
>>153545198>inthrop->intrafhop->intra hoover sack>?????
is there a point in collecting large-scale diecast f1 cars if they're priced out of the ass? i have three of them but i don't recall spending over $100USD just to obtain one
>>153544643I always thought that the one side stupid for not understanding averages, but then I realized that the other side doesn't understand outliers. Now I'm worried.
>>153546645inthrapoovhusackaccording to babby brundle
>>153546663Spending a shit ton of money on a small collectable is retarded and it's the problem with the millennial generation on why we're so money illiterate.
>>153546663only if you want to 3D-scan them
>>153546773You're not wrong, but to be fair, a lot of people who invest in collectables are doing it simply for the sake of profiting from reselling. They're just betting that other people will be willing to pay more money for it in the future. It's like crypto. There's no intrinsic value, only speculation.
>>153546637Did we get too cocky AM bros...
>same engine that won 80% of the wdcs since 2021>same designer who won 80% of the wdcs since 2021that's some next level shitting
>>153546898>a lot of people who invest in collectables are doing it simply for the sake of profiting from resellingWouldn't be surprised if the average "for profit" collector made less of his money back than some random gambling addict.
>>153546773but you dont say anything about the boomer with 3 rusted out chevelle boddies in the back yardpeople always buy stupid shit people just dont earn enough nowadays to buy stupid shitthe world runs on buying stupid shit
>we could see a repeat of 2022, with Ferrari actually having a great than snowballs chance to actually win something
>mercedes cheats their enginenoo wtf hang them right away!!!!>ferrari cheats their wingbasedd!! forza ferrari!!!why is /f1/ like this?
>>153547558apples and oranges, Mercedes is circumventing controls like Ferrari did in 2019, Ferrari is following the rules to the letter.
>>153546773Srsly nigga? There's absolutely nothing generation specific about that obsession.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2DAHhsQyHQ
>>153547558bad b8
>Land-ACK KWABOTY
>>153547677Borko? The fuck you doin here??!!
>>153546773i was born in 1999, technically an early gen z. then again at the end of the day most media confuse me as a millennial while most sources say it's a zoomer year which it is.>>153546872though about it. nearest 3d shop in my small mountain town isn't too far
