ayup>Results: https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?template=22&season=2025>Fixtures: https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?template=24&season=2025>Streams: Channel 5 and the Russians>Previous thread: https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/153239903/
>>153546283>/147/ dies>Slessor bangs the table and capitulates in ANOTHER decider>Wakelin outrigs the RigAn eventful twelve or so hours
Anime.This was me today, while >waiting for a >new, so it's obviously /sp/ related.
>>153546471I tried to make one before the Higgy match but was mindbroken by the awful spam filter. No wonder posting has slowed across the entire website.
I'd also like to apologise to all Hako fans who were waiting for the thread to end just to see a Hako.When the last thread was archived, for a moment I thought 4chan died, because I had never realised we even reached the bump limit. As a punishment for my carelessness, I'm going to pause Hako for 10 minutes.Also: my face when Selby v Allen on a Friday evening.
>Virgo>not a Virgo
>>153546556>As a punishment for my carelessness, I'm going to pause Hako for 10 minutes.Brutal.>Also: my face when Selby v Allen on a Friday evening.Friday evening/Saturday morning*>>153546611>Hawkins>isn't actually related to a Hawk
ROOF CHECK
gwan kebab man
How didn't that go in lmao
How did that go in lmao
1 4 1
GWAN WILLER>>153547107>Friday evening/Saturday morning*Inshallah.
>>153546555I was thinking about making a "/147/ Hako edition" thread with links to albums on YT and so on, and at the end add "this is what you get for being too lazy to make a thread yourself".
JebWinsLol
1st for Jasmine
>>153550498The Boy Goes On and...
>>153550404that can be the three month summer thread
>>153550404>this is what you get for being too lazy to make a thread yourselfbut you're one of the laziest when it comes to bread baking
>Killo
>>153553052I don't think anyone has ever asked for ref cams in snooker but ok thanks channel 5 W I L L O T U R Y X2
If The Boy really is nawty why doesn't he get more 147s?
>The Bot
>>153553287He knows they are unprestigious these days
>4 hours of sleep again>Jebb wonAt least it's Friday tomorrow.>>153551076Very good idea.>>153551347I'm simply not worthy of the honour.
They're introducing new seating for the cruce this year, here's a render of what it'll look like. >where's the desibox going?!
>>153562083Looks like some shite ITV gameshow
>>153562083won't they be looking at camera rigs all the time?or will it be Masters-tier angles from the ceiling?
>>153562688Yeah, the cameramen usually just stay within a certain area of the table to get the standard angle of down the line of the shot, they move around a little bit but some of the new seats will have them in the way a lot.
Smash him, Zhao plz.
GWAN ZHAO>>153562083>someone was paid for making thatLooks like an average middle school project.
https://beta.sport71.pro/
>>153562083Is this from the new Snooker Manager game?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LtoJQtQQUvItry this during a maximum attempt
>>153564918where's the hairline going
>>153564923Michael Holt has started a trend
>>153564967Probaby better than Matt Selt starting one.
big break tong
>>153565119>I can smell that hamburger, where is it?
>tfw unwanted background clattering
>>153565078lol
Please, young Chinese sir, you must do the needful.>>153565154Kek.
>Murpwhy
he ain't so tong tied
Morph = fini
Morph = back
>that kubolLmao.
>>153566387JV take the wheel
>>153566371to the buffet
Century ftw
Zhou: I NShorn: O U TY C T U R YVery nice break too.
>>153566700>ZhouI bet you think they all look the same too
I mean Zhao, by the way. My thoughts are already with the evening session.
>>153566700>Xintong vs a Mark Semi-Final
>The sixth inning...>Super high level! It's all a difficulty ball.>That bang ball out of the opportunity of the hard and thin bag of the ball for 99% of others will not play, not difficult to play, but look at the route without connecting the color ball, only Zhao will play this ball and then fight a long table ball ...>Zhao is now the level of top3. Defense can spit Murphy on blood.>Zhao Gongzi was too fierce, and directly broke Murphy's defense.>white ball fancy precise fall bag>I saw Murphy's tears turn in his eyes.>Murphy was crying.>Murphy can not hide the red temperature is really funny, has done his best to show the old British gentleman style, but still can not hold. haha
>>153567546lmao those last three are savagebased YCP (young Chinese posters)
>>153569117Getting made fun of by little Chinese fellas.. i don't think he'll recover from this.
gwan Markgwan Aniaungwan Mork
what a bunch of Marks
>Matthew Stevens on commentaryneat
Zester is zested
>>153571308no riggins?
>Bearded Selby
>>153571478look at the roundness of that bonce
both trying to outjob the other
>Mark Selby, 1
zester looking like certified dilf these days
>>153572059lel
more like mark ballen
GWAN SELBEH
jesterbrehs...
Now let's switch to another channel in MID FUCKING FRAME, yet again...Why are English TV networks so fucking infuriatingly stupid? Is it intentional, just to piss you off?
>>153572999https://php.mizaa.fun/d/sport7beta/watch/mark-allen_mark-selby_1771614000
>>153572999nice trips but maybe you should have a loiscence for that telly you're watchin m8
>>153572999No idea, but you can watch here:>https://vkvideo.ru/video-82685963_456241897
>>153573078Thanks, mate. I've got Ch 5+ on a sideloader app (NetFly). The BBC and CH 5 do this all the fucking time, switching in the middle of game play to another channel, often an over-the-top stream service that costs $s. Nobody does this but England.
Mork v Mark is always so uncomfy
Alri, I guess now's as good a time as any. Here's a userscript for H*ya, instructions enclosed. >https://pastebin.com/raw/maLEkvMdThis method has existed a long time, so hopefully sharing is not the death of it because of reposts elsewhere. The web player blocks playback based on region but the endpoints aren't region blocked.
>>153573261Nonsense
>>153573301>we're talking Nonce Sense
>>153573644delet
Only one more and we're settled, zest chads.
The Jesterman's CreedLaugh and the glad world laughs with you,Weep and the sad World will sigh!Mirth is our Life's true Elixir;It show you're a "Regular Guy!"There's nothing so banishes worry,nor puts such a big crimp in sin;Nor smooths out the wrinkles of trouble,Like a jolly old Jesterman's grin!It rolls off the years from your shoulders,You'll forget that you've grown to be men!Your youth turns once again to embrace you,For you've grown to be schoolboys again!So, if you've got grouches, don't bring 'em,It's your laugh and your joke that we need;For Mirth is the Doctor of Trouble,And Laughter the Jesterman's Creed.
And Channel 5 cuts away and moves coverage to another channel YET AGAIN. Second time in the same match. Fucking brainless yobs.No wonder England is fucked, spit on and dead. Bongs can't even televise a simple snooker game without making a train wreck out of it.
>>153574821https://vksport.vkvideo.ru/video-228871432_456241214
>>153574881>https://vksport.vkvideo.ru/video-228871432_456241214Thanks, mate. Cпacибo. Today I learned the Russian word for "red" is something like "krasnoi".
>>153573644>waiting for gould's comeback szn>>153574821and Canada is still somehow worse
>canada
>>153575201>and Canada is still somehow worseNot yet, it isn't. And I wouldn't take any cold comfort in there supposedly being somewhere more fucked than England; believing that won't help you out of your own nightmare one bit.
>>153575268>The ZESTBACK is on
We're back, Selboys.
>>153575458let's all gather round and pray for a midnight finish
>>153575509>>153575458
>>153575755is this the JesterMaxxing thing all the zoomers go on about?
>>153575819the very same
It's strange how in much time Selby needs to warm up and start winning in longer matches, but then he wins the Championship League three times in a row, even though all matches are bo5.
>>153575905Championship League matches are basically slightly more serious practice sessions
zesting in progress...
Could sit better behind the pink, but it's still pretty brutal.
peak Mark v Mork frame
prime zesting
>self jested
That was unlucky. Literally the worst thing that could happen.
Should've just hit the yellow you stupid twat.
>>153576679the roof could have finally caved
>Riggy v Jebb>Zhao "Zhou" Xintong v MorkNot bad, all things considered.>>153576726In the Telford International Centre? Never.
>>153576726>>153548288
>>153579245>this kills the shark
Everything is ready in Buyee's warehouse and there are only four things. I can't find anything else to buy.I still don't have the two newest albums (not counting the remasters), but they're available new at stores, so I want to leave them for when I find something else, because it would feel wrong to pay for shipment of just one small thing.Do they not want my money? Just give me a Hako and tell me the price. Pretty much free money. Or maybe they finally realised they've been selling their national treasure to another country for dirt cheap.Anyway, 3 hours until snooker. Only 3 hours and Trump will be finished.
>Slather lost to Zhao Xintang in the tiebreaker and was in a hurry.>>From Slater's Twitter account: Slater: What I need is for the opponent not to get the shitty balls (sick bags) anymore, and I hope that when I blow up the ball, the cue ball can be called to the next ball.>Grinding is common in the game. One year of the World Championship semi-finals game seems to be McGill playing taxi driver, McGill on the verge of losing the tiebreaker, the taxi driver said nothing. To tell the truth, even if the game loses, you are still ahead of 3 match points, how to collapse directly behind, or find more reasons from yourself.>Zhao Duzi came out, you broke the bald head.>>Murphy said after the game: "Nobody likes to lose. Who likes to lose? I am very depressed. Once again, someone played super level in front of me. This is not the Zhao heart boy who played against Elliott Sleiser a few days ago.”>Ha, the big mouth is soft this time, there is no excuse, just can't fight.>Next time, this guy is fighting to death, hitting the ground to find teeth! So until the clothes! I hate this guy too much, running the train full of mouth is not a thing, I can't see people well.>The most loyal valet of quasi-gods, the typical representative of the weak and afraid of hard, met more than their own will not play, and the fear of the hands and feet of Alberton.>The commander of the second battalion fitted the Italian gun with eight times the mirror. Shooting! Shooting! Shooting!>The heart flowed Zhao Xintong, but unfortunately, Brother Serbi did not reach the semi-finals.>Mark did not reach the semi-finals, but Mark reached the semi-finals.
>>153583426>Brother Serbi
>>153546283If John Virgo was a latin word for therefore he'd be John Ergo
>>153583426>Mark did not reach the semi-finals, but Mark reached the semi-finals.we all make the same shit Mark jokes no matter the language lmao
>>153584575full Marks for that one wehey
>>153584619
Higgy looking up for it today
GWAN RIGGS
>>153583426>The most loyal valet of quasi-gods, the typical representative of the weak and afraid of hard
BoyBrethren...
>Judd.exe has stopped working
>>153585311>that nawty doubleNOT SO FAST
Right behind the lemon.>>153585356I think in your language you call this "being finished".
>Dudd Slump
Higgy has a longpot buff active
>>153573288This is neat, good job clever-anon
>>153585383>>153585391>Total points: 32
>>153585488'tis gobbledygook to a computerlet such as i
>>153585516He's merely pretending to make the match more Exciting.>>153585549I think you need to read it aloud three times very fast and it starts working.
the Rig is ON
>>153585516He literally DOUBLED his points in just a few minutes. Still feel like laughing? Thought not.
this Trumpback is going to be excrutiating
>>153585724I kneel
>>153585814he's a big rigger
>>153585814>Tfw the syndicate poison blowdart hits you in the eye
When keeping it nawty goes wrong
>>153585940kek, why are The Syndicate using such primitive weaponry? surely they ought to have tranq guns
Virgo smiling down on those in offs
>>153586239even the Syndicate wouldn't try smuggling tranq guns past Big Pellew
I 4-1 would not like to be Judd Trump right now
>>153586513you'are nawt wrong wehey
pure shite
higgy can't into the middle pockets
>>153585488Glad you like it. One could replace the web player instead, but I was too lazy for that. Enjoy
>Riggy's long potting this afternoon
what the fuck was that
derp
Trump SEETHING
>>153588116Things you love to see:
9th frame, free ball. Lads, what do you think about the free ball rule? Anyone agree with Steve Davis and Hendry that it's got to go?
>Jipp>>153588179It does seem like a bit too big of a punishment. Selby lost the match yesterday due to that too.
we riggmaxxin' now
G R A N I T ERANITE
>>153588651uhhh....
>>153588651spoke too soon
Nightmare for riggy
>>153585814yes
>Jeb banging the tablewew
>>153588116yes
GWAN JOHN
Judd has lost every decider he's played in this season LMAO
never in doubt
John "Dejudder" Higgins
>>153588922>waiting for Higgins to retire
>Zhow
For the first time, stream number 1 on snooker-live.ru has region blocked me.
GWAN NOT-ZHOU>>153591103Strange. Maybe it blocks a country if there are too many connections from it at the same time.
>play Mork >suddenly forget how to play Snookermany such cases!
>>153591362Which stream stream 1 showing? Vitalsport?
>>153591604Russian Eurosport 2.
>>153591103they want you to use nordvpn
>>153591383>play a player from a country you hate>suddenly play well
Gwan Sintongue
>>153592262lel
>nobody else is enough of a shut-in to understand that blork is the MOUZ of snooker
T O N G T U R Y
sexo
>>153593739Barry Hawkins is an Esports team?
>>153593739haven't seen that name in 20 years
The weight of Xintong's solid gold watch is hindering his performance
>>153595405But he won a ranking event only three years ago.
>>153596050
>bobbins
Dreaded double kiss X2
T O N G C I D E R
YOUNGCHINESECIDER
cant believe telford has a population of 157000 I've barely heard of it
>>153597208>>153597309>both semis end in ciders noice
>>15359733710k too many in my imo
>>153597337It's supposedly the birthplace of industry (steady on Ted) and was home to this really fat bloke
Riggins will be losing finals to YCP when he's 60, won't he?
Telford and its consequences..
>>153597401Must be hard to pot anything with that cue.
>>153597402real answer: nah he'll retire in two or three years meme answer: well of course, why would the syndicate not put their most effective agent to use?
>pot a brilliant long red>miss that blackWe've been TONGED
>a ball this big>still missesSo they finally started making balls to match the pockets, huh.
>>153597577I call that the YCP Special
>>153597337>Ted Hankey (born 1968) professional darts player, resides in TelfordYou reckon he's watching from the rafters?>>153597482The giant hat, the mini gargools, the wonky cue. Big fella would NOT pot the lot.
John Haggis vs Joe Sin Thong
>>153597665Zhao lose a decider challenge (impossible)
>Zhao vs Higginswe are in for a wild ride tomorrow
>>153597840First Chinese player who is mentally tough.
THE GRAND RIG DERBYI liked this frame, by the way.
Rigs the likes of which you've never seen
>>153597860Bets are onMaking some calls right now
Zhao Xintong and John Higgins have rigged an incomprehensible amount of frames in their careers, confirmed by an independent tribunal headed by Judd McKill.
>>153597873lil bit of zest lil bit of pots
Updated power rankings>Best Player Alive tierJudd, Zhao>Can't Write HIm Off tierSelby>Gramps Can Still Play tierHiggins, Williams>Jobber To The Stars tierRobertson, Murphy
>>153598549now do Hawkins
>>153597375heh
>>153600076He's obviously in the Does Well tier.
>>153598549Judd jobs too often in finals and the Worlds to be the best player alive in anything other than ability rankings
gwan the riggas with attitude
>>153608768Mysterious riggas...
>>153608842Gay riggas from outer space
>>153604950I always assume that Judd is probably going to win when he plays the other top players, that's why I put him at the top despite his WC underperformance. Selby is having the best season currently but that feels more like the ebb and flow of form than the new normal.
>waiting for the multi frame Zhao comeback
>>153608937that's true. very few players now are in their prime.
>>153609312Very few male players, yes
>>153609547she needs to get on the (f) tour (the most prestigious tour) to find out
GWAN JIGGINSCAN'T PUNK THE UNC
>>153609660I'm 100% sure she would dominate the (f) tour if she wasn't busy playing pool and doing various amateur acting classes.
>https://vksport.vkvideo.ru/video-228871432_456241219GWAN ZHAO
Zhao's hair is shaped like those aerodynamic bicycle helmets
>tfw trying to work out if your opponent is rigging too
wew nice clearance
>>153610304kek>>153610463He isn't (panik)
>>153610111This but with English commentary.>https://vkvideo.ru/@primesporttv?z=video-211669815_456252169%2Fclub211669815
Zestong moar liek
>The city of Riga
>>153610463>Two-Riggers-Meme-Template-Pointing-at-Each-Other-263755328.jpg
>>153610033>playing poolI can no longer gwan
>>153611244Riggerman, Riggerman, rigs whatever a rigger can.
>>153611642Itchy trigga finga Riggas.
I want my Hakos to be shipped as soon as possible, especially the newly remastered album, but I'm scared that when I click "add package consolidation" (which cannot be undone), new Hakos will suddenly appear and I won't be able to include them in the package any more.
>The Strange Case of Dr Higgins and Mr Rig>>153612026a watched package consolidation never ships... as wisemen say
>>153611891Two riggas enter, one rigga leaves.
>>153612830Who is the master and who is the blaster in this scenario?
>>153587496a complete middlet
How many frames would a rigger rig, if a rigger could rig frames?
>bo5
Zhao is so good at potting off the bottom cushion
>>153612830Oh, you think the syndicate is your ally, but you merely adopted the syndicate. I was born in it, molded by it
No maxi? GOOD.
>>153613503
>>153613572lol lmao
>Zyn on tongue
Middle pocket Riggi strikes again
>Pingpong
wtf are these riggas doing
>>153614914Not so fast..
>waiting for rigging
Riggaz of Cueaction
>>153615887
>>153615887Lel.>425 listeners on Last.fmThe most prestigious art is always understood only by the chosen few.
John Fixins never higged any frame or match.
>>153615887kek>Bone Riggz-n-Harmony
I'm checking what's in the folder where webms I make are saved, so maybe I'll post some while I'm at it.
This should be all, not counting some webms made and posted recently, and some older ones that are already in my snooker folder.
Ah, this one is highly related too.
>>153611642Riggerman by Nick Drakehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idcaRTg4-fM
>page 8 must be some heckin' good sportsballs on today
>>153586957>Rigg of the Dump
>>153618427>named Nestle>fails to nestle up against the red and black
Every day, once a day, give yourself a rigging. Don't plan it. Don't wait for it. Just let it happen
Really not a fan of this commentator on Channel5 (not Matthew Stevens, the other one).
>bo11 >>153624734Hallworth? Me neither, and it seems to me they're grooming him to be another Hendon. So get used to hearing him for the next twenty years.
When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Rigger Storage"?
>>153624904lel
wtf, when do they resume playing already?
>>153624785Yep, get this dweeb off commentary. I’d rather listen to AI commentary with JV’s voice.
>>153625141Six reds left on the table, they're already playing.
>>153625141>t. Zhao Xintong
>>153625226absolutely putrid opinion to have
>>153625226>AI commentary with JV’s voice.No doubt this will happen at the next Oil Money tournament
>>153625232>>153625261Lol, fuck, stream died and was replaying some old shit.
>>153625226It doesn't even need to be ai, a JV soundboard is enough
>>153625522>some old shit.His name is John Higgins
the student attempting to out-rig the master
>>153625793
fren Tong's wristwatch is fairly gaudy
Century breaks are banned from this final. Whoever makes one first immediately loses.
wow
>John Longpotins
the wizard of wishaw
Potting them off the lampshades he is
Hydrogen Hig vs Coughing YCP
GRANITE
>
wow what an uncharacteristic miss
>this frame
Didn't find time to tune in yet, what's the score going to be after next frame?
>>153628542It's 6-6 and in the mid session interval right now
>>153628681silly sausage
>>153628681It's gone forever :(
>>153628542>after next frameJohn doesn't reply to messages during a match, sorry.
CURSE THESE MIDDLE POCKETS
>boggins
>zh-ow!
>>153629251
Marclel is lookin' mighty submissive (yes, AND breedable) tonight.
John could use some gargools.
14's plenty
>>153630477>7-7
>>153613788>he doubted
B E S TO F F I V EUnfortunately, only in the morning will I learn which player is the better rigger and manages to lose the match convincingly.
I've lost all respect sorry this is absolutely rigged for money... Or ratings in not sure which. I won't be silent . Just saw it live sry.
>>153630678zesty dreams...
>>153630706And what did you see exactly?
>>153630922they're playing us for fools >>153627402
where's glitchy screenshot anon
Xintong will win this. It's getting too late for old man John, he'll probably be falling asleep in his chair before long.
Zhao has had enough of rigging now?I expect him not to miss anymore. The frames before were ridiculous, pot the hardest long balls just to miss any easy following pot, every time.
>>153631203Old Higgy only exists now to job to youngsters in finals. Very sad.
>>153631194taken out by the Syndicate for compiling eveidence
>slides into the tournament because another player pulled out>reaches the finalwhat did the script wrights mean by this?
this is a real passing of the Rigflag moment
>poland goes to bed>YCP instantly starts knocking in century breaks
GWAN ZHAOONE MORE>>153631234Another one.>>153631747I had to finish a boss. Seriously, the last part of The Legend of Dragoon has too many bosses. I'll have 4 hours 15 minutes of sleep again.
The longer the match goes on the more powerful Tong becomes
>>153631479Predictable as ever, Big Barry needs to up his game.
>>153631821he's in Chinese time zone so it's morning for him now
>>153597402confirmed.his record in finals in the last few years is ABYSMAL for someone who's supposed to be granite.he's limestone at best.
the different ranking event winner streak comes to an end...
How dry is the air in the snooker arena?Zhao is coofing all the time, more than even the audience.
>>153631934Local YCP cures long match fatigue with one simple trick! Angloids hate him!
>>153631203Yeah well once they start scheduling finals for 4 in the morning, those kids won't know what hit them
BREAKING NEWS:Reports indicate that John Higgins has taken out a small mortgage on his Spanish Villa. A source close to Higgins suggests that he intends for a third party to pay off the mortgage in a lump sum.Developments to follow...
>>153632072Zhao has a weak immune system from thr lack of zest in his game
A B IBI
Man I love Scottish, I wondered for a second why John brought his 2 cats with him.
>I'll have to teach you how to swallow 300k one of these days kid
I still miss Bingtao...
Xintong spreading the new Chinese supervirus to give Ding an easy run at the Crucible. Year of the Horse indeed.
>>153632269Only another 658 days and he's a free man
>>153632160Hold up.
>The old wizard playing long mechanism is really not enough energy, the front can play so much burning is Zhao simple mistakes too much>There may be a reason, and the body is not very good, and it has been coughing.>In fact, his coughing began in Hong Kong.>The pressure behind the wizards is increasing.>Flow state invincible ah, lying slot rod pole>Worried wizards>Zhao Xintang's ability to force his hands is too strong.>The last few sets directly to the old Zhang set the table, the large angle of the sticker library directly hollow dry, the rod long stage error correction, really flow.>At dawn, Zhao Xintang's state came back, with two strokes breaking a hundred, the match point was over.>A wave of four whips directly killed the old man.>There are still a few simple mistakes, but 100% believe Zhao's continuous scoring ability.>Four lashes to end.>Feeling not yet at the peak, the defense feels progressed, the ball should be raised again, the next 10 years is really Zhao's world.>I am basically sure that Zhao will win 10 to 12 sets of Grand Slams in the next 15 years.
>>153546283I know he wasn't the most liked commentator in /147/ but I still really liked him
>>153632892>lying slot rod pole
>>153632327
I'd really 10-7 be Zhao when the 'cate finds him. In the end, nothing beats the experience of a seasoned rigger.
>>153632100>>153632118>>153632133>>153632226>>153632892Nothing like a good lmao in the morning.
>>153630477>>153630577kek sirs.
Packed crowd for two 10am matches. The Welsh are loopy.
>>153639244Two matches and only some literal who players.
>>153639258>Liam "the English Wu Yize" Highfield>Who Player
>>153637187>I'd really 10-7 be ZhaoThis sounded great in your head didn't it?
Piefans...
GWAN WILLOGWAN TONI>>153639328Not everyone is as knowledgable as the prestigious Llandudno crowd.>>153639915I slept for a bit over 4 hours, and woke up a few times during that. I have no thoughts.
>Kyren Wilson and Reanne Evans in the studio
>>153640196Willo: INAntoni: needs more time...Now time for Jester
gwan the youthful pellew
gwan the hawky blork
GWAN THE ZESTERGWAN THE ENGLISH DINGGWAN GUIREGWAN ZZPOT>>153640818>Now time for JesterAaaand settled.
>>153641051Mark Selby 100% pot success, a century, and the frame.
>>153641060His stats are doubled in round one.
>>153640968>the hawky blorkthis dance trend will take off
>Lilley-livered
>>153641148Splitting the pack is one of the weakest parts of his game, he had a great one in the first frame however.F to the best Belgian on tour
https://www.totallysnookered.com/sport/snooker/seniors-snooker/ronnie-osullivan-to-make-world-seniors-snooker-championship-debut-at-the-crucible-5607552Presumably he'll withdraw the day before it starts
>>153641064>another century or he thinks he's in the Mattioli arena
>>153641240Since it's a Seniors event I hope we get a proper old person injury excuse like an emergency hip replacement surgery or arthritis flare upGWAN ZZ, GWAN SEETHE.
>>153641181Yeah, if I made a webm every time I see this happen, I'd need to get a new HDD to keep them all.>>153641240>>153641319Imagine not being healthy enough to play against old people.>>153641269I wish we were there too.
>>153641240He really wants to win a world championship in the Crucible lol
>Lelby's free-ball extravaganza: abridged edition
Is Jiang Jun the Peter Ebdon of Zhao Xintongsor is he the Zhao Xintong of Peter Ebdons?
>Blobby getting dominated by a fucking lily, the sissiest of all plants
>>153641716the former... maybe
>>153632160
In the jingle jiangle morning I'll come following you
Z E S T C I D E R
L E M O N C I D E R
>>153641966>>153641980
>>153642004>Why am I still here? Just to lose to YCPs in deciding frames?
B L O R K C I D E R
>>153642059Hawk narrowly avoids drowning after landing on angry geordie disguised as a lilleypad
>>153642043That's two easy misses now>>153631194I had a glitch free stream
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>>153642198>>153642211In some games you can switch the mini-map to full screen and it looks exactly like that.
Zested, jested, tested, molested, and bested
>>153642237YCCoin - invested.
>35 second AST
The frame starts now.
The frame ends now.
Look at him go!
>all this cider
>>153642381Massive Bob is relentless
Cheers, YCP
>>153642452
Robbo vs Mikehttps://vkvideo.ru/@vitalsport_billiard?z=video-228871432_456241232%2Fclub228871432
GWAN SZUBIGWAN WOOGWAN HILLGWAN MOD
gwan YPP
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Imagine a MoD vs Jiang match... >>153642778>>153642802>break of 90 in the first frame He was the real Boy all along fyi
any Desis? Tinas perhaps? and dare I ask about Anias?
>>153643405Anastasia >>>>
he isn't so smug now
Big Ben? more like big bent over the table by Wu Jizzy
Mark's playing well but he does not look itGenuinly looks depressed
>>153644687I'm trying to figure out which Mark you're referring to
>>153645258AllenHe played well when i was watching, I swear
>>153645276>start well>die halfway through The Mark curse. Selby and Allen are going to meld together one of these days and become a single entity.GWANTHONY
Seethun is BACK
>kept wakelining up againI think my organism is trying to tell me that I sleep too much.
Changbros we're looking not bad here
SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY
>century tripsChang World Champion 2k26
>130-0>136-0>128-1>130-0
>>153649801(It ends with)One point, I don't know why
Forgot to mention something important in my last post:L M A O L M A O L M A O L M A OM A O L M A O L M A O L M A O LA O L M A O L M A O L M A O L MO L M A O L M A O L M A O L M AL M A O L M A O L M A O L M A OM A O L M A O L M A O L M A O LA O L M A O L M A O L M A O L MO L M A O L M A O L M A O L M AL M A O L M A O L M A O L M A OM A O L M A O L M A O L M A O LA O L M A O L M A O L M A O L MO L M A O L M A O L M A O L M AL M A O L M A O L M A O L M A OM A O L M A O L M A O L M A O LA O L M A O L M A O L M A O L MO L M A O L M A O L M A O L M A
>It's Over! Murphy got up early to applaud the ice jade.>Changbing jade to see his game is usually not a little practice>The magician shuts himself up.>The mouth is just applauded.>This man hangs.>WTF>Ice cream jade four in a row broken hundred, Murphy brain meower bobbed, hahahaha>I'm grass, this is a cow.>It is too good to say that there is a hanging that can't describe this state.>Four-point lash>The ice cream feels like Zhao Wu’s strength.>playing style and Zhao like, character is also like, with English fans will be really envious of the new generation of Chinese snooker these players, their Moody Hill is now far from the fire.>Moody's ADHD Hill Autism>Murphy is stupid.
>>153649840It doesn't even matter how hard you seethe>>153649905Chinese /147/ is also full of Shorn quaffers, brings a tear to my eye.Reminder: you can watch on IPlayer if you set your region to Wales
>>153649939they seem to hate him stemming from his comments a few years back when Wu Yize (I think) beat him as an amateur
>>153649946It was the Sigull“I am going to sound like a grumpy old man but that young man shouldn’t be in the tournament,” Murphy told BBC Radio 5 live following his early exit at the hands of the Chinese teenager. “It is not fair, it is not right.”Absolute clown behavior
oh no no no! (yes yes yes!)
gwan the rev
gwan the ycp's
>>153649939>BBC Wales not showing the Day matchXinmogged
>>153650349Comin over ere, takin our tv tables...
>>153649939You don't have to set your region to Wales, all coverage is on the sport category on iPlayer.
>>153649801Now that I'm home:>>Xiao in as wellNice.GWAN ZHOUGWAN ZHAOWait, I confused them again. I meant:GWAN ZHAOGWAN ZHOUGWAN BACHERGWAN FANGWAN REVESZ
>tfw when screwed cueball into the pocket with rigging purposes
>>153650409>Wait, I confused them again. I meant:You'will never live it down.
>go out for half hour>Fanback with cider
>>153650371Oh I thought it was necessary, gtk.>>153650512rigging a decider he knowing he cannot lose deciders
>YCP>Yips
R E V C I D E R
>>153650648Never in doubt
>>153650665>blue welsh dragonit's not right
>The Gay>BacherGWAN GARREHGWAN ZHANGGWAN JACK MY SON>>153650537I bet I could, if I stopped deliberately reminding others.
Tati's ample buttock's
Shorn and Brelel both whitewashed. Not a good day for buffet enthusiasts.
>Cooked Pretzel
>>153649761100% pot success
Gnelf so close to four centuries as well lol these tables...
>>153651301But his opponent got 6 points, which means he's a six times better player than Shaun Murphy.
I think we're overdue for another Gnelf Home Nations win
Zhao's 111 today might have been the 2nd lowest total clearance on record (Mark Allen had a 109 that seems to be the record)
>>153651301Willo said the pockets were tight.
>>153651549that's a very Mark Allen record to hold tbf
>>153651549Interesting fact from the databaize, thanks.>>153651691Kek, true.
>>153651676tight and fast
This may be a stupid question, but how come so much of the snooker calendar is determined by prize money, as opposed to e.g. static amounts of points as in tennis?
>>153652256idk but the current system is utter bullshit
GWAN SLESSOGWAN PULLOGWAN WENWO
>>153651549That's a very interesting stat! (It was also a brilliant break, he potted the black once)
>>153651430>waiting for the inevitable Zhou O'Connor v Gnelf final
not-Tina is reffing the Riggy match
>>153652966with Ken and Hawky on commentary
Abi and Dom in the BBC studio look like they both get their clothes at the same places>>153652948>Zhou O'Connorit's Zhao
YCP trauma rears its ugly head
>the young... man from Chinaan elegant variation of the classic Dennis Taylor phrase there by Ken, wonderufl stuff
P U L L T U R Y X2
>>153653983hide yo ponytails!
Belarus: MENTIONED
>when the rigging failsohnonono, beware of the triad
>should start getting ready to sleep in 20 minutes>boss fight startsIt just keeps happening.>>153654481It's not the end yet. He can still foul.
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>heightriggingalways a step ahead
The boss was easy, I can sleep.GWAN THE YOUNG CHINESE PLAYERGWAN THE YANG CHINESE PLAYER
Caaaam on Koiren sirssss...
GWANTHONY MCGILLXIAO GWANDONG