Affiliated Bugs Editionprev: >>153531482
Mariners btw.
>>153549202
jays btw
Yankees.
>>153549202Is this nu?
>>153549452Many people are saying.
Gapefruit League action starts tomorrow
doyers
>>153549982This is a cactus league genny.
dodgers
>>153550383she can play with my softballs
I want to fuck Mrs. Met guys.
>>153550383it is only a matter of time before one of your parents abandons the family unit to move on to greener pastures
chadres
>>153550456Same.
>>153550600So.. Mr. Met is a cuckold?
>>153550542Why are other team fans so fat and ugly compared to the doyers
>>153550853They are swingers.
Welp, the window is officially closed, Yankees fans. Enjoy the next five to seven years of rebuilding. You are back in 2010 all over again.The 2017 Yankees peaked in 2017 and went downhill from there, to the close of the window here in 2026. Many keks were had.
>>153551191>two tied divisions>tfw no more game 163 kino
>>153550301that was a hose job. umps should have pulled them before muncy's ab
do I bend through the night and watch all of spring training first day or just get up early for the last game slot?
>>153551191If only Hal Steinbrenner would give Brian Cashman another $100M to $150M to spend, Cashman might actually be able to build a third place team. #eyeroll.jpgNo general manager in any sport does less with more resources than Brian Cashman.
>>153551440hate it when old middle aged men dress young
>>153551440>drinks vanilla sweet cream coffee, light and sweetThat's your problem right there, Yankees fans. Your general manager is a beta fag.
keef
>>153550687at least post a hot hapa and make it baseball related
>>153551407sleep and take in whatever is going on when you're refreshed. st is long and is all the same comfy unexciting experience.
>>153551568sexable if he lost weight
I love to post hot women wearing my teamies gear.. the guys at /mlb/ think I'm a real "chad"
>>153550687what's with that shit on her teeth
>>153552009security gate for my tiny penis
>>153552009there's a shitload of other threads you can probably engage in long back and forth about it
>>153552250nah I don't care that much
>>153552009enamel
only mad gay people hate DODGERS
>>153551191Kek
>>153552417serio, dawg. none of these fools be talkin shit in person in front of la raza.
You now remember when people put Jac Caglione in the same sentence as Roman Anthony.
>>153552417word
>>153551511Same order for 25 years I bet
>>153552728only one of them is rocking a NB sponsorship
Dodgers are winning it all mane!
>>153552855I just watched this
>>153551511Absolutely disgusting.
Be smart! Make a plan. Know how you will stay alive during an inactive baseball situation.
>>153553372>stay alive during an inactive baseball situation now why would I want to do that?
>>153553928Some say baseball will return.
My wife 2hu is forcing me to participate in Lent. But I hate fish. So I'm ordering a pizza with just cheese, no meat tomorrow Comes with th territory of being married to a tradcath latina
>>153554169It's never easy for the last redpilled men in LA...
>wake up from my nappy poo>still no baybaw ;_;
>>153554223My wife 2hu is a 5’6 215 pound Latina. She’s currently pregnant with Manny Jr. we both live in Encinitas, San Diego
>>153551790forgot to say picture unrelated
It is officially "Be Nice To Ernie Clement" Day. Say something nice about Ernie.
>>153554315Encinitas is greatest LA metro tho
>>153554427blow gays kek
got some new micks lined up for this season
>>153554468That's not something nice, anon. You're ruining his day!
>>153554038We are all committing mass suicide the second opening day is delayed next year, correct? Or did I just dream that..
>>153554169You made this post yesterday and it also wasn’t funny then
>>153554640I thought it was funny
>>153554169LOL!
>>153554427>>153554468he's just like me fr
>>153554585May as well call it jonestown genny lad.
>>153554822they thought they had it in the bag kek
>>153555367Dr. Thunder is the official sponsor of /mlb/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deeNupKBA1A
omikekkies
>>153552728I still cant believe the Royals rushed him up like that, that was something the 2010's White Sox did.
>>153555766Holy shit this sucks BOOOOOOOOOOOOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>153555367On my way to the store to support Major League Baseball.
>>153555367mets should replace the coca-cola corner with the baja blast bodega
>>153554468>>153554822>>153555022>these are the days of our lives
>>153554640I laughed. Quit being a stick in the mud...
put a stick of mud in this bussy
pfma
>>153556140these are the days of miracle and wonder
I like bajablast more from the fountain than the bottle
>>153555367boomers need something more traditionally appealing endorsed besides tacit agreements to run ozempic ads during broadcasts >>153556000checked
endorse this bussy
>MetsFuck Steve Phillips
>not Dr pepper
>>153556805Sound transportation.
>>153556413FAGGets kek!
Have the Nintendo Reddits made any moves this offseason or will the Mighty Blue Jays soar to another World Series appearance and crush the D*dgers
>>153556859traded for some flyovers, extended a guy, got some frogniggas comin' up
>>153556859they resigned Naylor and got 2B Brendan Donovan
uh-oh autistic poodrepaco's not gonna like this kek
>>153556909not bad, with Woo healthy they'll be competitive
>>153556926it's unclear where brendan flyover will be playing, expect him to move around a lot
my team is actually starting saturday and not tomorrow ;_;
>>153556997same :(
>>153556859blow gays kek
>>153556997>>153557003Works on my machine.https://www.mlb.com/gameday/white-sox-vs-cubs/2026/02/20/832042/preview
Which team do I support if I'm retarded
Uh, anons, your team is playing tomorrow... right?
>>153556617bitch this is true about any soda
>>153557025the mets
( ._.)
>>153557025>retardedThe Brewers, you will be happy they win 90 games and the division but feel retarded for thinking this year will be different in the playoffs when they get quietly swept again.
>autistic nigger statpads off his entire team and then promptly causes team to lose within 4 minutes of a startgreat sportgreat citygreat rulesgreat team
>>153556938Too many characters in the doggie cinematic universe
>>153557025why is it mostly the blue teams
>>153557102need to show Knack some love somehow
>>153557025all of these teams have the same record, 0-0
>>153556938/mlb/ is a cat and rat genny
>>153557241actually this is now a Punch general.
>>153557241dogs are bros also
>>153557339His name is Panchi-kun but yes you are correct
>>153557366>Ippei did nothing wro-ACKK
>>153557339>>153557400What would his favorite baseball team be?
>>153557469
>seven nation army starts playing>this song is 20 years old>nfl fans will defend this>especially seattle fags
>>15355751520 years ain't what it used to be
weren't the White Sox supposed to move to Nashville?
>>153557515I don't care for it.
Who is this Clark dude I don’t even remember him playing for my Yankee Why is he all over the news
>>153557626Chicago Cubs mascot. He's all over the Epstein files
>>153557515this but sirius by alan parsons project
>>153557664eye in the sky tho
>>153557515HECKIN SEVEN NATION ARMY AND SANDLOT GO HAND IN HAND YOU PLEB!
espie this bussy tho
I actually posted in the wrong thread. I"m sorry baseball fans yuo don't deserve my bitching
>>153557593Gary, Indiana is what I'm hearing from my sources
>>153557792it's fine as stadium jock rockblister in the sun, however...
The Gary Cubbies :)
>>153557795I noticed but didn't want to say anything.
>>153557515You're a miserable no fun having faggot
>>153557901Sorry sir
>>153557834I had a friend grow up in Gary who went on to make a nice life for himself
>>153557104I hate those uniforms with a fucking passion.
>>153557901I'm not a bad person
>>153557901Seethe. Any fanbase that chants the fucking riff from that song is automatically soulless
>>153557901based arena anthem chad
>>153557901How do I have fun without drinking copious amounts of alcohol? You're talking to a sperg by the way.
If I could do one thing with a Time Machine, it’s to put Jack White in a coma. Then all American sports would be a lot more enjoyable
>>153558082Alcohol is bad for you
>>153558099baseball is bad for you
>>153558028objectively far less cringe than singing along to sweet caroline
>>153558099prove it
>>153558106I wouldn’t know. I’m not a Red Cox fan. I just hate hearing SVN on every sport
i smoke cigarettes, drink and watch bawl
>>153558087he writes catchy hooks. someone had to do it
>>153558099Right. You say this but then ou imagine yourself walking in downtown boston to go see a redsox game. You're already vaping and snuk in a few drinks when the [insert parents] arent looking
>>153558156do you need to be drunk to walk through downtown boston?
Fuck it I’m gonna start chanting the riff to Come As You Are since that’s all it takes
>>153558087It's an alright song and it's not his fault some audiences badly chant it. It's weird how many posters seem to obsess over it
I like looking at the NL east, it's like a comfy multiverse where all the teams are bad instead of good, also no Boston. Fuck Boston.
>>153558205It's mandatory m8
for me it's macarena and baby shark but I'm a little rougher around the edges than most
1 day until Spring Training games13 days until World Baseball Classic34 day until Opening Night
>Boob Melvin crawled back to Athletics after fumbling prime Soto, Tatis Jr and Manny Machado, then daydreaming about working for Vagiants, getting canned twice.Lol poor sleepy Bob, how does that happen.
I'm going to Barney's Burgers you guys want anything?
>>153558310bbq, bacon and cheese plz
>>153558284I need it....
>Jayson Stark of The Athletic polled MLB executives and asked about the best and worst subtractions of the offseason.>Former Angels infielder Anthony Rendon ranked among the "best" subtractions this offseasonCastellanos and Semien ranked first and second
>>153558310>teriyaki sauce and pineapplewut
>>153558284soon..
>>153558360people are fucking nasty
i bet it really excites the palate
>>153558310Teriyaki burger
>>153558422You now remember Island Burger
whoa
>>153558482wheretani
>>153558482IT'S COMING HOME
>>153558482Nipponsistas...
>>153558482Kershaw needs a heavier workload than he otherwise would get to level the playing field
>>153558482who's pitching for canada?
>>153558502He isn't pitching.
>>153558482it's in the bag
>>153558620Ryback
>>153558667LMAO
>>153558667That faggot is going to curse us, isn't he?
>>153558791>SealeticsOdd.
>>153558840Quads and he doesn't
Can’t wait for wbc to start and for Japan to obliterate Americans again
>>153558892no... NO!!!
>>153558840call it a signature moment instead of a curse
>>153558882they’re just fashion logos to them. there’s probably some image with someone wearing a red sox and yankees logo at the same time for a shoot
>>153558892WBC should be like 4 nations in hockey but with USA, Japan, South Korea, and Taiwan. Fuck those spics.
>>153558938>TaiwanWe call it Chinese Taipei round these parts
>>153558892>>153558938
>>153558885>>153558920It's over
>>153557091this kills the smelly snelly
>>153558892I want America to lose but not to Japan just because Ohtani dickriders are insufferable. I hope you understand, it’s nothing against Japan
>>153558482I read in an article that Matthew Boyd and Jameson Taillon were #11 and #12 so that’s 3 cubs in the top 12.
How 2 become samurai? Feel like I’d be pretty good at doing the shogun’s bidding.
>>153558923i hate mlb korea so much
>>153559101c is for …cookie
Any decent podcasts for baseball around? I need one since the Roundtable is kill
>>153559137Enter…
>>153559121disgusting
>>153559137No, but I listen to the shitty ones for my team sponsored by gambling software for telephones.
>>153558898HE LIVESJAPS CAN'T TOUCH HIM
>>153559189>sponsored by gambling software for telephones.my feed is overrun by ads from the daily wire, prager u, and likeminded types
>>153559009he struck out against him and looked at snell like a bitch as he walked away his last at bat
>>153559137rates and barrels is the only “national” pod I like.
>>153559262wonder what it feels like for him to watch him blow it in the playoffs
>>153559280I guess I should say takin baseball is good background noise as well
>>153559220that sounds kind of shitty, mine is like baseball and old vidya and football
>>1535592954100 lookin ass
>mariners tv isn't going live until closer to opening day>have to watch on the danged computer or padres channel
>>153559347you should move to canada and cheer for the jays and watch them on sportsnet
>>153559230h-h-h-he just got lucky!
>>153559347micky mouse mariners
>>153559358It's a little obnoxious that you can pay $150 for all the baseball channels EXCEPT the fukken jaysnet.
imagine not getting a free mlb.tv subscription with your partial season ticket plan :^)
>>153559380yeah and I think Buck Martinez retired :(
>>153550301>year of our Lord 2025>not having a roof embarrassing honestly
>>1535593921994 Opening Day Mariners National Broadcast Legend Buck Martinez :(
>>153552728i don't know who either of these people are
>>153559416wow nice and the Swam
Dead gennyDead site
>>153559442come back and say that here at 10:00 am PST when there's baseball happening, buster
How's the Mets' clubhouse morale?
>>153559442>>153559447and then SHUT UP because baseball is on
>>153559458Nope! I will be posting about baseball instead
>>153559262>hoff jeffman
god damn the orioles are kind of good again
>>153559480you need to be monitoring the situation for minor league shitters you can deal at the deadline
>>153559491Enjoy 3rd place
>>153559491oh? have you seen them play already?
>>153559491That’s what everyone said last year btw
I want to go to NYC to watch my team play this summer with friends but my friends don't care that much about the sport
>>153559512they signed some big boppers
>>153559517kill them, wear their skin to the ballpark
>>153559517If your friends aren’t a buncha stunads they will go to a ballgame with ya. Always a good time even if a bit pricey.
>>153559536It blows because I have two friend groups. One group doesnt care for baseball as much as I do but they are more culturally inclined but the other group cares a lot more for the sport but wishes their entire lives to be spent in the small town we live in
>>153559512it was fun seeing the barves and gloryholes shit the bed right out of the gate last season. I wonder who's getting their dreams crushed this April.
>>153559559I like the royals for that.
Gay birds lad
Blog posting sorry ill shut up
>>153559572when in Rome
>>153559572*subscribes*
subscribe to this bussy
>>153559517Going to games alone can be comfier. No waiting on anybody or any of that.
>>153559600the worst is the dickhead that takes forever to decide what he has a taste for and finds something to complain about no matter what everyone agrees to
Heard zohran is making every mets game free this year for anyone. Based.
My team will be so ass this year but im all for it :-)
>>153559642Believers only
>>153559695go bucs!
>>153559636The first time I went to a game with a friend who was new to baseball, he got offended that I said 2nd was scoring position because "you can score from any base, if the next batter hits a home run, you're wrong." The next batter did not hit a home run. Also, I usually get my food first to avoid situations like yours. I don't like talking much during games either.
>>153559777check his pirates :)
>>153549202NOT THE BEES
>>153559870OPEN THE DOORGET ON THE FLOOREVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
>>153559919blowgaydoo 'em!
>>153559919Fangraphs playoff odds might as well be rank the teams in order of most to least according to K-BB%
>>153559958>might as well be rank
>>153559919my scrappy underdoggiedoos
>>153559919Big Dick Dodgers
>>153559959I’m an ESL. How many languages can you speak?
doyerpaco
>>153559896silly song from a band that was really talented
>>153559919they said the same thing about the braves and the mets last year kek
>watching Weapons (2025) until baybaw>starring Pierce Brosnan>his character is building a house fucking kek
>>153559986Literally me
>>153559919PRRRRRRT
>>153559973>3 languages trilingual>2 languages bilingual >1 language American
>>153559919>PIT 43%Fake and gay.
>>153559992loved him in the Matador
>>153559992SEXO with Pierce Brosnan! Shame his wife is unbearably gross
>>153560012I’m bilingual and American.
>>153560030for now
>This thread
Were all Hispanic here right? This is a safespace Hermanos
>>153560052
>>153560022Schwarbros…
>>153560091great moment for bilinguals
>>153559919>LAA>5.2% Morenos organizational incompetence is astounding
>>153560012>knowing the only language that matters is le bad
Chikaner-coded thread I'm scared
>>153560118what is he trying to accomplish exactly?
>>153560030same. 3, really
>>153560142depends more on where you live
>>153559919my sure thing M's :)
>>153559919Marlins are gonna shock the world
Do not reply to chikaner
As part of a bunch of new stuff coming to Baseball Savant for ABS, our strike zone images have a new look You can now do things like compare Aaron Judge's strike zone to Jose Altuve's
I’m actually not bilingual I just lied to cover up for my grammatical mistake. I’m sorry Adolf Hitler…please forgive me…
>>153560256Can't wait for Boone to have a melty over ABS.
>>153559986sorta dudes to pull their pants down to fart
>>153560276shut up paco
>>153560288 Fuck you! Im aryan as fuck
>>153549607>tranime
13 hours to baybaw :D
>>153560310Soon
Friendly reminder that Samurai Japan is going to get booty-blasted by Venezuela or the Dominican Republic in the quarter final of this year's WBC.
>>153560329China will do it
>>153560313I'm ready.
pick your team (you’ll go to jail for one of them)
>>153560347This picture got me feeling like Morrissey
>>153560347
>>153560118>owner is mexican>franchise is ran like mexico
>>153560347>yankees>new eraof gayness
>>153560337For me it's a roster of players with jersey numbers in the 80s and 90s
ESPN is replacing Sunday Night Baseball with a primetime women's sports showcase during the summer.
>>153560443Baseball fans all over america are rejoicing. ESPN is bad for baseball
yea Doyers got you mad as fuck holmes you gay as fuck!
>>153560443espn is trash, their in-game interviews are a disgrace to the game. there are numerous studies that demonstrate chatting while performing a task degrades performance.
>>153560556It's literally racist to interview my second baseman during a game.
can'es genny
Quality of matches in ranked is SIGNIFICANTLY higher than it is in Quickplay. QP is genuinely unplayable because of cheaters are stacks.
>>153560770what the sigma
>>153560556Players agree to do the interviews it's not really on ESPN
>>153560613Cannes genny
>>153560807they're basically hostages
Sugar cane's gennyGo team DR
>>153560556lel, in cricket sometimes the batsmen are mic'd up while they're batting - talking in between ballsimagine having jizz jizzem mic'd up on first base trying to talk to the 'tators while trying to steal 2ndthats whats coming in the future
>>153560868please keep the cricket chat to a minimum (zero) in the /mlb/ thread mate
>>153560816when I was in the navy my ship had a 9-day port visit there. there's absolutely nothing to do there unless you have money. fuck that place.
>put your fucking heads down, put your blinders on, and get obsessed LET'S FUCKING GOEVERYONE'S GOING DOWN
>>153560925You some kind of seaman is what you’re telling me?
>be Britain minor>be Crapan >lose
>>153560347stop stealing ive's money and wasting it on dogshit teams' gear
>>153560945>6-hour bus ride for a 1 day overnight stay in Paris (obviously the only worthwhile thing that happened)>hang out on an empty boardwalk smoking cigarettes with Arab teens >hang out in the lobby of an expensive whorehouse for a little bit while friends try to haggle and fail for lower prices >eat expensive shitty tasting value meal from McDonald's because it was the only thing almost reasonably pricedthat's basically all I remember. I can't believe the peasants haven't burned that town to the ground yet.
>baseball :|>baseball, japan :D
when I wake up it will almost be time for baseball
Got global warned for trolling. Baseball teams/players for this feel?
>>153561103no one says this
>>153561239asstros
>>153561313but they actually believe they are martyrs
Gary BearsGary BlackhawksGary BullsGary Cubs
She won bros
>>153559919Comedy gold Central
When day comes, we have baybaw
My heart & ass are full and happy
Unfortunately, this is not a joke...The MLB X account has posted more about Shohei Ohtani's dog (Decoy) this off-season than the Colorado Rockies.Decoy Oht𝗮ni mentions: 11Color𝗮do Rockies mentions: 5
>>153562242𝗮?
is this a nu feature?
aah?ah?a?
hi mleeeb!
F𝗮GGets kek!
Fah GG kek!
Take a Jose Ramirez
>>153562928Take two.
Good morning, /mlb/. Exhibition season is upon us.
>>153560556The ONLY thing I'll miss about the ESPN casts is Eduardo Perez, and ESPN Eduardo was inferior to MLB NETWORK Eduardo.
baybaw
>>153562242Fuck Ohtani and his pet mutt.
>>153563602
>>153563891Wow, those muscular arms...
>>153561426Colts should move to Chicago
Okay, I know the plate appearances are limited...but what the fuck? lmao
>>153564392Yanks going full speed already
Sex with female umpires
>>153564392Jogging it back....
4 hours until Spring Training games12 days until World Baseball Classic33 day until Opening Night
>>153564392>practicing a bases on balls
alex call is a student of the max muncy school of walks
gm bros. jankees lose to the tiggies tomorrow
>>153563871lol
>>153564585I need it ..
>>153564487Kek!
5 right fielders, no short stop, 8 starting pitchers, a 3rd baseman that never played 3rd, and a 1st baseman that never played 1st. What could go wrong? Run prevention!
>>153564392Aggressively speed walking it back…
>>153564717>posted it again award ya seethe :D
>>153564740
>>153564807their transformation into the jankees is nearly complete...
Yankees first lineup just dropped.
Yankee fans would literally rather watch the Mets at this point. We are reaching levels of over never previously thought possible for them.
nice projection + enjoy your 2nd collapse
stomp a mets fan in the nutsstomp him twice
Epsteinkees seething kek
projection
>wake up everyday and post about the Mets They just like me
Declining dh
Alright I’m bored of kicking the Mets while they’re down. Who’s next?
>>153564487kekini
>>153565111The Jeffrey Epstein Yankees of New York
>>153565111blow jeets and checked
>>153564854DUKE ELLIS MENTIONED
>>153562928Sometime early this season, Jose will become Cleveland's all time leader in games played for the franchise.
Where to watch spring training for free ($0.00)?
>>153564807based RC
>>153565141>hahaha yes our spending is so smart and we are so powerful unlike dodger shit!*terminator terminates your asshole*>NOOOOOO HOW IS THIS ALLOWED FUCKING DOYERPACOS! *cries* SALARY CAP NOW!Many such cases
>>153565207thought they had it in the bag kek
Yankeks Kek!
>>153564951Reds won kek
>>153565226Idk how they made it that far without having any good pitchers.
>>153565226kek>>153565242kek>>153565259kek
>>153565282cheating, probably sign stealing also they almost certainly lost at least one ws game from sloppy base running
enjoy some Bo Jacksonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dOtKxoJieM
>>153565317
Somebody fuck this guy
>>153565316They ran the bases like retards the entire series
>>153565316Those are terrible sends by the infield coaches and the players look lost
>>153565333is this or clemente's the most impressive throw in baseball history?
>>153565479kek
>>153565503YankeksKek!https://youtu.be/hdwWf0vYrlY?si=U2mHN-gYZpU-FPNe
>>153560091>could leave the starting pitcher in who's pitched excellently so far in relief, has only given up soft contact this inning, and who's entire job relies on his ability to work through situations like this>could bring in ranger saurez since it's an elimination game and you still have nola for game 5>could bring in the veteran robertson who at the very least is not going to be overwhelmed by the moment>could bring in tanner banks who's been pitching great in the post season>nah, fuck all that, lets bring in the 24 year old who's been shit all year with inherited runners in the most important game of the year. clearly this is the moment he'll right the ship>whoops season over>gets an extensionMother fucker must have some mighty fine dirt on Middleton and/or Dombrowski.
is it true that today baybaw is back? Many people are saying this.
>>153565647Should have given Jordan Romano the ball
>>153565316How do you get picked off on TWO strike calls like that in the same World Series lmao my god. They still almost won too, this shit was absolutely the difference.
>>153565706>romANO
>>153565389Baserunning is an issue for the entire league. It's another fundamental that's being tossed to the side just like bunting.
I'm going to applebee's, anyone want me to pickup a to-go order?
>>153565647>does what his higher ups tell him to do >gets an extension it's that shrimple
>>153566016americans are irredeemable
>>153566016It’s 7:50am…Lemme get 2 omcheeseburgers
>>153566016Lemme get uhhh 15 $1 dollar margaritas
Baybaw... TODAY
>>153566062Sumthin about that duck's walk makes me a lil randy....
>>153566048(You)
>>153566048Redeem this dick bitch
>>153566016Just ordered some Chinese food for game 1
>>153566193this+tastykake=win
doyers gunna kill everybady ese you kno what i mean 3peat ho
>>153566193>JackieChan?
>>153566224
>>153566193It’s lobster sauce, crab rangoons, egg rolls, orange chicken, and pork fried rice btw
>>153566224No, Jackie Tran (hes Vietnamese)
every man worth his salt be like if u aint dodgers then u mad gay
Jackin Trans (he's /mlb/)
>>153566303What about Jackie Trans and he’s Vietnamese and also trans?
Gawd I could go for apoundin
>>153566326Fug, I kneel
>>153566352KEK gay ass ho
You can.. putitinmyass..... yes!!!
>Tran (or Trần) is the second most common Vietnamese surname, held by roughly 11% of the populationNo wonder theyre all ladyboys
>>153566402The rest are named Nguyen
>>153566435Nguyen and Pham
>>153566435Pronounced "ching chong" n do the eye thing
>>153559664This is incane's
Mr, ahh... hold on. *frees hands* Mr. Ching chong? *collects clipboard* right this way.....
>>153559919>ATL 2nd going into the season with 4 starters 2 of whom have significant injury history>PIT ahead of fucking MIL>SF ahead of AZ and SDGenuinely shit NL projections
>>153566487My favorite thing is when they walk around with their arms behind their back and look at you and whisper to themselves “ahhhh….sooooo…” and snicker
>>153566672Some more based moments in vietmans history:Anime (based AND kino)Rape of Nanjing
>>153566048>redeemFigures
>>153566936You blew your load 55 posts early
doyers ese only bitchazz pussys hate on 'em
>>153566581>Atlanta Braves in recovery modeThe Braves are easing back into form after injuries. Their starters should provide legitimate innings, likely 50 to 100 each from key arms, with depth pieces filling the rest. That balanced approach to pitching gives them a strong shot at reaching the postseason.>Pittsburgh over MilwaukeeThe Pirates have added serious offensive and pitching depth this offseason, and they boast the league’s top young pitching talent (headlined by elite arms). Meanwhile, the Brewers traded away key players for high-risk prospects, weakening their immediate outlook. Pittsburgh looks like a clear favorite to finish ahead of Milwaukee.>San Francisco as the #2 team in the NL WestThe Giants boast impressive pitching depth and bolstered their lineup with significant hitting talent this offseason. After acquiring Rafael Devers (and giving him solid support around him), they’re positioned as a strong lock for an NL Wild Card spot.
about to log in to mlb.tv for the first time since the regular season ended. how much cancer am I in for?
>>153567060Fuck the dodgers
We are 4.51/5ths of the way to nu
Canada is getting their bussy blown out by Finland and you guys want to talk baseball
>>153567582where 2 watch nigga
I haven’t seen a single second of the Olympics.
>>153567840me neither but I would watch canada be humiliated at hockey
Boston against the Connecticut Huskies tomorrow. I thought they were a hockey team. The problem is going to be beating them though kek.
>>153564632yeah, he's the most anonymous guy on the roster
Stankeedoo ’em!
>>153565316looks safe to me
>>153568231>basallo
>>153568364>blocked by AdleyTo Triple A hell you go!
>>153567068Copy and pasting an argument makes you a loser
>>153568231I’m so fucking excited IDGAF if Didi and Gardner are starting today. I’m a real baseball fan lol.
>>153566435Like literally a third of all Vietnamese have Nguyen as their last name like what the fuck
Idk why but seeing the rest of our division spend and make their teams and facilities better just makes me so happy. Anybody feeling excited for the new season despite its challenges?
>>153568993I have no idea who your team is
>>153569007He's an O's bro.
Baseball players and teams for this feel?
>>153569102Thats the Marlins in the Mets coffee every October.
>>153569007
>>153569102Citi Field Microphone in Bohm's coffee.
Just hit the ball and stop being an e-celeb.
Nuke Finland.
>>153569221Part of me laughs but the other part is silently thinking that it’s a genuine obstruction to the batters’ eye and could mess with a hitter’s vision.
I need nu tho
>>153569297It's been there since 2007!
>first spring training game>westburg out with a ucl tearIt's baseball season!
>>153569231she got manlier bone structure than him
>>153569426>bone structure What?
>>153569231last 2 digits is the collective IQ in that photo
>>153569231Do you think he fucked her on the first night?
pete alonso the "panda"
>>153569880Jesus Christ
>>153569880lol mest
Link is down everywhere
baseball is on
>>153569135that image always gives me a chuckle
>game 1 link is killDead sportDead genny
>>153569262what did they do this time
>>153570006Lost to Canada
>>153569880retardioles kek
it feels appropriate. the defending champs should have center stage to kick things off
>>153570056>it was 2-0
JIZZ 'EM
LINK
that's tuff. (he grounded out)
Pete did it his way.
ELMER ELMER ELMER RED SUX FLEECED HAHAHA
Philliebros, Taryn has left us. It's over.
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