Is it over for Don Prostituta?
first for finland
Every time I take a poop I still think about Clozzy's poor dead poopy mom :'(
Thats an American champion right there.
Which fight is more pathetic and worthless for Islam's legacy washed up Usman fight he was asking for or the Ian Garry and unproven striker matchup with no serious wins in the division? Both are really fucking pathetic for him imho, ducking Morales is a total bitch move.
>>153550413Real goy type post
>>153550493Prates and Belal are better wins than Brady
Topuria? Arman? Morales? No brazza...I fite JDM and Ian Garry for legacy brazza you know I deserve dis number 1 boolsheit record.
Shavkat should have never taken the Ian Garry fight man...he was right there for a title shot now he's not even ranked.
>>153550315Dustin got aids from his fight with Dan
>>153550493here's the side by side for ya
Wait a second they moved MVP up a rank and Colby down a rank just to make them both #14th...does that even make any fucking sense at all?
>>1535506723 bonus winning knockouts in a row, of course Islam will never fight this guy. He needs real volume striker guy Ian Garry to ball sniff all night. For legacy brazza.
>>153550680You may find it confusing but Colby was the undisputed #14 welterweight and MVP was the #15 and now that MVP has moved up Colby is the disputed #14 welterweight which is a move down from undisputed #14 welterweight.
TKOs over such monsters as the corpse of magny, 40 year old burns and a guy got got weemed by Belal
>>153550803
Finishing a Surging Magny, a Rebounding Burns and a Real One from Philly is nothing to shake your hat at
burns was heemed by a jab 5 years ago and is still in the ufc being fed to contenders
you know it's a goat when they got nothing but throwing the whole division under the bus saying none of them are good anyway
Colby has been demoted from undisputed #14th ranked welterweight to disputed #14th ranked welterweight.But I checked last week and he was actually #15th ranked, so actually he has been promoted to disputed #14th ranked from undisputed #15th ranked. There are levels to this shit.
There truly are levels to this shit.
>brazza I not fight this guy because, uhh....his clothes wrong or samting ah come on brazza...
Pigslam has a small penis.
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
Props to the PFP no.1. He always call for the most dangerous contenders
>>153550672Michael Morales has fought literally 1 good fighter, but he's somehow more deserving?
>>153551245Because they've had an arranged marriage culture for so long sadly. Bad traits get passed on that way I'm afraid.
>>153551213
>>153551380>SomehowYou struggle with school or something?
Slamdaddy already got the piggies squealin' again I fear...
>>153551496somehowadverbsome·how ˈsəm-ˌhau̇ Synonyms of somehow: in one way or another not known or designated : by some meanswe'll manage somehow
I hope Ronda vs Gina is a huge success and kills the UFC
What becomes of heem when Islam retires? You lifeless losers need a boogeyman to project your seethe onto
>>153551496Is you real life retarded? Methinks mayhap yes! Respectfully.
islam can be the ref for ilia vs morales
>>153551514This fight was extremely easy to predict btw, some people seriously thought JDM had a chance even after I told them he is LITERALLY a contender series striker who Islam openly fucking admitted to waiting until he was champ to move up. These guys don't take fights unless they have every possible advantage, they're cowards at heart.
>>153551380>somehow
I fear for Pigslam's health if he ever fights BEASTpuria....but then i remember that Pigslam would never accept a hard fight and my mind goes to peace
>>153551577Daddyrales uses Clitia’s midget minge as a fleshlight
Just saw the news, Hooker bros...I honestly I just don't see how we recover from this one
>>153551672Excellent post.
Islam had every possible advantage moving up to face a younger bigger man. We need real champs like ilia who are willingly to take on 39 year old CTE journeyman once a year
>>153551785Technically, Topuria moved up to challenge Islam but Islam got stripped because he refused to fight him and fought JDM instead.
Unemployed hours here at the retard daycare. God damn the heem night crew is so much better.
It's over....
Clitia Topiglet is a raped brown FAGGOT!
>>153551869>I speak and fight When does he fight?
>>153551896>Retard daycare You're shift leader there I'm afraid
>>153551869wasnt islam calling out for the gaethje fight in that time frame after garth beat fiziev and before belal lost to JDM anyway?
>>153551933Soon.
>>153551978He was booked to fight Arman in that time frame
dan hooker is ostensibly straight
didn't illlia fake a divorce so he could duck arman?
>>153552048not really since arman had already pulled out in january garth beat fiziev a second time in early march when topuria had already moved up
Arman on short notice UFC debut being fed to Khabib's prospect for an easy win and arguably wins the fight but loses a judge's decision because le fazza plan.
>>153552029N-no no.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>ufc 400 was 9 weeks ago
>>153551948Youve never been an leader an day in your life.
>>153552214Elite ball knowledge.
>>153552297Do leaders flee their homeland to Canada because white people actually know how to run a society?
>>153552214Your brain and bacon bussy have melted due to bds I’m afraid
Chink bitch
>>153552389Racist dirvel. You cannot stand on your own merits and you never will. Apologize to yuor father.
>>153552214>arguably wins the fight
>>153552427You're taking your opinions from MMAbrazil.com.br and WrestlingObserver? Dicey dicey....
Is there anything more inpotent then someone posting an image of violence snd trying to somehow explain that as them doing voilence upon you? Its akin to an 3 year old having an tanturm.
>>153552477It's crazy that you still refuse to deny or accept the truth. Your people ran away from their ancestral homeland for those my people have settled for generations. You're an bitch. Accept it, or hell at least have some sense of shame and deny being a Taiwanese Chinese immigrant. You're so cowardly you're literally yellow.
in my opinion the guy who objectively lost the fight actually won
NOBODY gets the oinkcord squealin’ and Sqeaulin’ like they Slamdaddy Without him these threads are deader than Lee Rigaped and Clozamummy
Yellow piss baby immigrant coward, don't ever talk to me about standing upon merit. What do you know of standing upon the work of your own fathers?
is Showtime on this next card?
I own land in Taiwan and Canada. You own land inherited form your broke bitch parents mayhap. Its just sad. In real life we would never interact, you cant get into the places I ferquent. You are just a lower class of person. Its not personal.
Ooh that one stung
True men honor the sacrifice of their ancestors, and would defend their homeland to the last breath. That's the difference between me and you, CCP refugee. Don't worry the CCP will never take this land from you, because WE will not flee from them as you have.
THEY Shall Never Rule US.
>Is there anything more inpotent then someone posting an image of violence snd trying to somehow explain that as them doing voilence upon you? Its akin to an 3 year old having an tanturm.lunchbox fists
um, yikes. so anyway. fat hernandez vs schaub strickland who you got???
>>153552214>arguably wins the fightlol
>>153552500>>153553108Here I made this so even you smooth brain faggots can understand what you're looking at.
damn Arman went off with those insignificant strikes
Think I won that won pretty cleanly. Shame how easy it is.
>>153553472>>153553554I accept both of these posts, thank you for responding.
Islam and Arman didn't even fight they were just rolling around on the ground like a couple of fags
>>153551585Based. Sneedy b never fucking misses. A vociferous statement from /heem/'s greatest pundit
give me one reason why I would want to watch sean strickland get rode like a minature pony by hernandez for 25 minutes straight>>153551213bro could not go back to dagestan if an afrolatino twink sprawld and brald him unconcious
>>153553403>Erm, if you look at the total of insignificant strikes...Bro you can just say you didn't watch the fight
I don't agree with the UFC cutting heavyweights so often. If we cut all the bad ones there would only be 6 heavyweights left.
>>153553800Classic case of a cocksucker sucking a cocksuckers cock right here
>>153554370crucified those cocksuckers
>>153554350Friendless old fatty, how doest thou dine?
DAN HOOKER IS AN ASS MUNCHER
Been binge watching Luke Gets Political the whole day, its addictive watching him brutally dismantle chud logic.
Morales needs at least 1 more win. His top 5 win (Brady) is a guy with just one top 5 win.
nah fuck that
Talmbout cocksuckers b
>>153555062nononono please Lord no
I'm thinking Dan Hooker stocks are up with this one
>>153553800Takes one to know one. >>153554370Takes one to know one.
>>153555062
it turns out dan hooker was making those /hook/ threads
>>153555062jej
>>153555062NO this is GayAI
is this why volk doesn’t fuck with ckb? he at least proved he was extremely uncomfortable with just holding hands with men
Islam's only "wow, that's amazing" victory was against a 40 year old featherweight that rolled off the couch to fight him on 2 weeks notice. He's a fraud. A real champ impresses you. Conor impressed us. Silva impressed us. Mighty Mouse impressed us. GSP impressed us. Jon impressed us. Ngannou impressed us.Islam is not cut from the same cloth as these men, and we all know it.
Dig suggen libs b...
>dropped by Moicano
>>153550493Why doesn't the jew accept the fight?
>>153555640Id bounce your head off my gut and off the pavement as I facefuck you against concrete
>>153555487It's actually real bro, check Molina's twitter. He's pretty funny
my pigga? john pork
A toast! To the king of violence and femboys. Dan "The Hangman" Hooker
>>153555536>GSP impressed us By laying and praying even harder than jizzlam? Nah he was a fag as well
>>153555536Georges tapped to strikes
>>153555861if i take that choker off will you die
>>153555929For you
My girlfriend is 18
>>153555969
>>153555903>>153555924Bisping, go to bed.
How long could Ya Dong last with prime Makenzie Dern?
>>153555994You aint got shit for me homie
>>153555790No way you're the circumcised Canakike lmao
I was in tha kitchen tryina teach my little sista,Then I heard a boom that shit sounded like a missile,Who that is, what that was? They hit granny room, what the fuck.Kahboom, KhablowKhaboom, Khablow
Why are Topiglets like this
Rest in Peace my grammy she got hit by a bazooka~
>>153556156You you such a creepy loser faggot its unREAL. Describing posters by their dicks on an anonymous messageboard. Fix your pathetic life.
>>153556354Mad bitch.
>>153556362Salacious Crumb over here sucking off his British master. Or is this a self suck? Cocksucker regardless lol loser bitch.
No no keep sucking him! Dont stop on my account! You too shy now to suck cock? Little faggot
Woah he stopped sucking! Thats all he knows! Guess thats why hes silent...all he can do is suck
Faggot bitch remember your place beneath my boot. Remember the silence. Id spit in your mouth and youd thank me.
>what we have here is an artist >someone who wants to paint a picture>but his canvas? >the mat>now pair that with another artist who wants to take your head off>my friend we have a fight
Like to fuchLike to fuch Like to fuchLike to fuchI like to fuchLike to fuch Like to fuchLike to fuchLike to fuch
Here comes Johnny Yen againWith the liquor and drugsAnd a flesh machineHe's gonna do another stripteaseHey man, where'd you get that lotion?I've been hurting since I bought the gimmickAbout something called loveYeah, something called loveWell, that's like hypnotizing chickensWell, I'm just a modern guyOf course, I've had it in the ear beforeBeen on a lust for life'Cause of a lust for lifeI'm worth a million in prizesWith my torture filmDrive a G.T.O.Wear a uniformAll on a government loan
Lmao, he's pissed
>pissed?>pissed is an understatement>what we have is a world class martial artist >at his peak mentally >yes he may be a little older>but his mind is as strong as ever>his craft and anger, ready to strike hard>this is a man on a journey>im excited to see where it leads.
the biggest "what if" in combat sports history
>>153552427woah, jay pettry picked islam? I gotta rethink some things...
>>153556063>ufc 321>prime dernGet your eyes checked, kid
>>153556333Literally just trying to mimic women. They have a casual knowledge at best so they pick the most successful competitor. It's like 2013 where suddenly every woman was a Broncos fan.
Sneed, have you done it in the ear yet
Which combat sport is for heterosexuals? I’ve really only found out every one of them is gay
>>153557051I done did that with a couple of lot lizards down at the Love's during a coast-to-coast haul young blood
>>153557152lol
>>153556978>I’m going to retire Tom Aspinall without even fighting him
>>153550361turn around, megan
>>153557503this was obviously done in an ironic and straight manner, very much like schaub's famous crossdressing skits
FOH lil bih
>Bo/Colby confirmed for UFC White House
Fighter of Hall lil bih
>BOTCHED
Miss my grandma, opps blew her up They shot thru her bedroom window, them niggas got a damn bazooka gun
and im proud to be an americanwhere at least i know im free~
Tito please can you turn the jukebox down its been playing Party Rockers 6 times in a row and I cant focus on my empanada
>>153557455
Grammy up there in heaven, do she know why I can't go looking for vengeance? Did my grandma even see their weapon? Hope she know nothing could have saved her on that night...
>>153557503this dude ko'd shaq
Be honest, if you were in my position what would you do? I'm saying Rest in Peace my granny, bitch got hit with a bazooka. I still think about her every time I hit the hookah. Kaboom. Kablow.
>>153557699And just like that, Jan singlehandedly changed Jizzy's career forever. Dreams of double champ status forever lost. Forever humbled.
I heard she survived long enough to say goodbye to her grandson. She was in pieces b parts hanging on by a thread. They don't make women like that anymore.
>>153551535not gonna happen
>>153550672you CANNOT get a title shot from beating Belal's sloppy seconds
what was heems reaction to the dookie dan news
>>153550672>>153558343The finishes will put him ahead of Gary I'd say. Plus MVP and the Geoff Neal fight could have gone either way. He should have at least tried to fight Neal, especially since it was shit Neal who showed up.
>>153558443Spammy is now a fan because of the gay sex part. The fact so many of you post femboy shit, I'd say you're pretty happy about the news.
>>153558443realized it was nothing more than vindictive slander
I was checking the UFC page on X and their posts only have like 30, 40, 50 replies. How is that possible when they have millions of subscribers?
mauricio ruffy is a beast. he could beat topuria for the belt
>>153558472Who is spammy? Another one of your imaginary friends?
>>153558559turn your monitor on
>>153558593You go turn your monitor on
>>153550361What has Jon Jones done to this man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33NpIlrbDboits up
glad strick beat that gay ass suspension that gay beaner deserved a strickdaddy beat down after that gay display after beating an Uber-can, now he gets to take his frustration out on that border hopping wetback Anthony "The Stealer of Hubcaps" Hernandez. not racist just the way it is imo.
>>153558677This is a good take except the fact that Fluffy will probably beat Strickland.
>>153558593there’s a lot of bad, forced, unfunny jokes on this stupid site but >turn your monitor onis the worst and least funny
Philly Shell
>>153558707You just don't get it man
>>153558707alright, tell us a better joke.
>>153558651belal low key has some of the best analysis
>>153558559No need to get upset
>>153558731I'm not the one raging at made up internet personalities.
>>153558745Yoou're clearly upset. You need to calm down.
>>153558745deboonked>>153558559
Dan Hooker has aids
Dan Hooker no longer has aids I sucked all the aids right out of his cock he's good to go
Dern should be stripped.
>>153558857Dan should be stripped City Kickboxing should be investigated
>/hook/
>Periera/Gane for the interim HW title and Jiri/Ulberg for the vacant LHW title rumored for UFC 328
chills...
Because UFC is not based on meritocratic system anymore, meaning that pure skill/talent is not the most important skill to success, UFC promotions, etc it will lose its popularity overtime. When you run your business money first, the fall of that business will come.
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>153558975little freaky goblin and a gay bloke
>>153558961Competing with UFC would take a decade of promotion and venture capital money.The ability of the UFC to sell a dream and leave you broke with brain damage is unmatched.It's no wonder slap league made so much sense in Daner's fat bald head
>>153558975trash talk for hookers next fight is going to be hilarious
>>153559131but black dynamite, I sell drugs to the community
How much has piggy made in the last 90 minutes making Dan is gay jokes Who is sending him money
IT'S UP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFrSBNYVA6o
>>153558955>another interim HW fightgod i hate that weight class so muchthey have one undisputed title fight every 18 months
>>153558975we basically witnessed dan turning gay in real time when he suddenly started dyeing his hair, painting nails and getting tattoos
>>153559126>next fightnigga is never fighting again
>>153559178holy shit you're right
>>153559131bro just got his leg snapped weidman/silva style
>>153559178brain damage and mental illness go hand in hand
>kamaru usman picked sean strickland for the winspammy wont like this...
>>153559178This is a very real thing, and it's all so obvious with the gift of hindsight. Food for thought.
>>153559291Bro I don't think spammy is even a real fan of Usman I just think he really likes that he put his BBC and balls on Covington's neck that one time
>>153559308if true, that is really>Sad!
Me personally, I've always been a big fan of Usman ever since he broke through with his decisive hard fought victory over PRIME tyrone woodlyPeople forget man, T Wood was for real back then...
>>153559334I was at that card. UFC 235. Was a sick card until the title fights. 25 minutes of Usman laying on Woodley and 25 minutes of Jones laying on Smiff
Prime Tyrone Woodly was a beast of a peach, but prime Kamaru Usman was a peach of a beast. There are levels to this game son, there's levels.
so what, now we're gonna turn on dan hooker for being based and doing what we all want to do?this is heem after all
Usmans that bald nigger right?
whats worse? being actually gay by sucking dick? or being essentially gay by doing gay shit like this?
>>153559541Whatever Adesanya is, that's thats gotta be the most gayest shit of all times imo
>>153559541That nigger is a faggot
Five Hundred Cigarettes.
Poatan currently weighs 243lbs, Chama!
Bruh.
>>153559699Five Thousand.
>>153559901Alright now das enough now..https://youtube.com/shorts/uS1sLP6xKis?si=5fZpc7LUeWZd6jGy
That's enough, damn!!
Strickland is going to lose and make the chuds look bad.
>>153560033the fun thing about the UFC is normies rooting for a chud like Strickland to lose when literally every other fighter is a Trump supporter too.
>>153560033Awful matchup for Strickland. He has to pitch a shutout against takedowns and even then he probably wins 48-47 because he does zero damage
>>153560081nah there's plenty of liberal fighterslots of guys have turned down the white house card
>>153560108>lots of guys have turned down the white house cardname em. I only know Izzy.
>>153560137RoyvalAspinallEven Strickland said no to the white house lol
>>153560108they still don’t align with normie liberal views>>153560182case in point, strickland said no to the white house but he still chuds out
>>153560182Nah, he just said he wanted to if it was for a title. Said it at the presser lol
shut up bitch
>>153560524Just once I want to see someone fight like this. Two hundred tiny little tap punches in between slipping obvious counters
>>153560550need a willing dance partner
>godlia debuts in the ufc>khabib retires 2 weeks later>godlia announces his arrival at lightweight>islam vacates and ducks 1 month laterlittle bit not subtle brazza
what has dan hooker done to you personally?
When the guys who spam about gay porn make the same posts over and over, they at least try to make it interesting. Iliafags have to be the most boring thread spammers we've had yet
>>153560630I bought his autograph because i liked city kickboxing and now I feel like an idiot
This is what a buck broken man looks like. Sucking hundreds of cocks will do this to a man
i was always sus of that guy from the mac life and given how him and the dookster are "good friends" i am vindicated bigly
yeah we know you would prefer gay porn, but iliachads don't go that way. we just post mma.
Okay Dan Hooker is gay, so what? I only care about heems.
>>153560630cheeky handy
>>153560550Meet me at the A&W by Main and Terminal and Ill show you weem included homeBOI
>>153560677Run it straight.
>>153560674Fag doesnt care about other dudes being cocksucking slobs like himself, news at 11.
>>153560655Dan is the one getting sucked. Allegedly.
>>153560685Coping hard I see.
I can forgive Dan but if he went to r/MMA hes an dead man to me
Dan Hooker vs Gilbert Burns is the only Dan Hooker I remember All this gay shit has to stop for real
I'll always remember Dan Hooker as the guy Barboza beat to death
>>153560757Literally me
>>153560777We know.
>>153560717TRVTHNVKE:>still gay, all the gay evidence has been compiled for you in one place your honor. His name is hooker for a reason
>>153560805I was being faceticuos. Im yolked, ripped and striated. Alien terms to yuor alien frame. Respectfully.
>>153560845chill... hooker is a good fighter who cares if he like cock
>>153560859Right that's why you deleted the video after I posted it here?
>>153560902All joking aside I have no idea who that is in your photo
>>153560918And we totally believe you DiLs
>>153560880I’m just posting fight clips- idk what ur on about mate?
>>153560936Ok im joling its. Me im leaving
>>153560972Ching chong ling long
Good morning ONEchads
>>153560880given his hookup history, he might spread monkeypox to the other fighters
Is my memorabilia collection gay?
>>153561048are you a boomer or something
holy shit
^ okay now THATS cringe
Not only is Dan Hooker gay, but according to these chat logs he has got ZERO rizz.Sad!
when you think about it, judokas do well in mma because they have great balance! balance in mma is everything!
>>153561072gooby fucked that faggot up holy hell
>>153561158balance these nuts on your forehead, playa!
>>153550493>only guy not to get starched by Prates and in fact made Prates look like a fool on the feet for 4 rounds>easily pieces up Belal (former champ and wrestler) without getting taken down once>”unproven striker without any serious wins”Do you realize how retarded you sound?
>>153561183>made Prates look like a fool on the feet for 4 roundsand then what happened
>>153561160That's the hulk bro
>>153558908Nobody check her grappling
>>153558908>exclusively trains Gaethje’s cross, lead hook comboI don’t think you’re built to brawl like that honey
>>153560550Fucking kek
>>153560685It’s both
Garry won the fight, Prates won the hypothetical simulated death match
Garry won the sporting contest, Prates won the fight.
>>153561072To be fair if anyone could beat the Hulk it’s prime McGregor
>>153561211Garry won the UD
>>153561316after 4 rounds?
perfect mouth for suckin cocks
It's confirmed: Dan Hooker is NOT gay. Armdaddy himself already confirmed that fucking ladyboy traps is not gay, brazza... And what Armdaddy says, goes.
dookie dan raped me
Ciryl Bon Gamin Gane, extraordinaire.
>>153561374Olivierafather prolapsed this Armpiggy's pork refrigerator i fear
it really TICKS me off that ian garry is the only one who can beat michael morales! via decision! just one of those stylistic nightmares we always hear about, i'm scared.
beautiful failed submissions Charles
Squeal piggySQUEAL
Dookie eye’d Tomala, squeegees retarded diarrhea juice into his bloody peepin orbs, some say.
ciryl gane? yeah that guy’s french
ciryl gane? yeah that guy’s a menace
pereira vs ganeulberg vs jirithe world without tom aspinall is a wonderful place
>>153561628gane and ulberg win
I'd start respecting trump if he'd paint white house orange
what does CKB stand for?
>>153561745Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
whats going on in australia
>>153550361embarrassing buckbroken house nigga
>>153561745Chads Kissing Boys
https://youtu.be/gZBzg8wYd3E
>>153562120so much fucking cussing fucking fuck fuk fook. turned off for too much cursing
guaranteed joe is on the phone to dan right now trying to book him for a "podcast appearance"
>>153562296
>>153562296Rogan is probably p4p the most dangerous dude to let suck your dick. He'd unleash his seal team, Palantir buddies on you the moment his post nut clarity hit
>“This is a message for Dan Hooker,” his father-in-law started.>“Years ago I wrote in my autobiography that you’re a good man, but time has revealed you’re a piece of shit.>“You fucked with the wrong people. My daughter and my granddaughters deserve better, they don’t deserve a piece of shit like you.>“You want to deal with this? You fucking come and see me face to face, if you’re a man.>“All I’ve seen of late is you getting your ass whooped in the cage... This 59-year-old will fucking whoop your ass too, boy.”
Dan (male) Hooker
>>153562891the paramount era writing is the strongest in years
>>153562891Hooker senior needs to shut the fuck upStupid delusional old fart would get bodied by The Hangman
abdulmanap nurmagomedov faked his death
>>153562891Shades of Rogan Sr
>>153562891did he write a book about himself?
>>153562998Apparently he was the agent of David Beckham. And he got arrested for heeming his meng in a bush while observing a woman.
>>153562891dookster's father in law has poo coloured eyes so this really is just embarrassing of him to try to tell off his genetic superiors like this
>>153563202manletbros...
A lot of KKF's strange behaviour is starting to make more sense
>Jon Jones>is a violent fighter >is gay>Dan Hooker>is a violent fighter>is gayI'm sensing a pattern here.
>>153563099lmao
>>153563320>both tatted>both travel>both gay im sensing fighting is a homosexual sport
ONEchads we are live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_vVPbNItsg
dookie dan has handled this situation terribly he's just confirmed it kwab
>>153561089Rizz is for women, faggot! Dan just hit them with.>oi mate, I’ll be by later to suck your cock! Be sure to bust a big load in me mouth, eh!
The whole >this doo is gay>that doo is gaybullshit is the sign that mma has become fully captured by the casuals. This is the type of shit that women "fans" discuss.
Sean Strickland vs Anthony Hernandez what a fight. Two high caliber mix martial artists in contention for who will fight for the belt. Both are high pressure fighters but they do it a little differently from each other. Strickland's boxing heavy approach has him backing up fighters with liberal use of the jab and teep kick combo which is rather simple but a highly effective style for most fighters.On the other side, Hernandez focuses on his wrestling to keep his foes at bay coupled with a neverending gas tank it breaks even the most formidable of foes. How will this battle go? Well, we'll find out soon enough. Only on Paramount+.
>>153564033That’s cool because I’m a trans lesbian
>>153564033>fighters keep getting caught being fags in a sport with no open homosexuals>you expect people not to talk about it
Dan the bangman hookerWhy the fuck isnt the captcha loading on pc, have to phonepost like an animal
>>153564118go back to twitter lillith
What do we think of Drew Dobers official Top 10 video games list?
>>153564033True real hardcore MMA fans fuck with femboys. No big deal
>>153564169That is a list of 13 games
>>153564169Setting aside the fact that there’s 13 games in his top 10 list, it’s not the worst list. He seems to almost exclusively play RPGs. Civ 6 and 7 are horrible though, literally the two worst choices of the entire franchise.
>>153561331Cope. Garry easily dispatched of that “KO artist” brown boy and would do the same to Morales
>>153564294mate dookie dan confirmed it
>>153564294Dookie Dan's penchant for penis got your bussy in a twist playa!
Epdaddy got em oinkin again.
>>153564382
>>153564359Not your mate, faggot
american fighters be scrambling and scraping for their chance to entertain the pedo in chief dirty diaper Donald. All fight proceeds to Jeff's new pool in Tel Aviv!
>>153564396Epstein thought he had leverage over this sexy beast. Can't stump the Trump!
>>153564403DDPonald gaped and gobbled for big beautiful bill albeit
Dan "ChillguyAKL" Hooker
>>153564444
>jones>bobby green>jordan leavitt>adesanya>talbott>molina>conor>hookerGay sport. Gay general.
>>153564527
>hey anons look I think dan hooker is gay>hey hey I said dan hooker is GAY he's a FIGHTER and he's GAY>wh-what, you don't believe me, HE'S GAY! Look at his tattoos, HE'S GAY!! HE'S GAY!!>A FIGHTER IS GAY A FIGHTER IS GAY WHY DON'T YOU CARE A FIGHTER IS GAY>UFC HAS A GAY FIGHTER I ALWAYS WANTED A GAY FIGHTER I WANT TO SUCK OFF FIGHTERS I'M JUST A CLOSETED GAY I LIKE SEEING MEN RUB ON EACH OTHER
>>153564540Bodied that freak!
Epdaddy broke this piggy I fear
>>153564540>I thinkI know*
>>153564597bappa your postin in a mirror
le schaub xD
Is Michel Pereira getting cut if he loses his next fight?
>>153564633Make the /scrap/ thread, piggy.Now.
>>153564678ok b I know we're having fun but don't you EVER imply I'm one of those jabronis trying to make alt /heem/ threads lest you get your melon split
Here we go /scrap/iggies here we go!*clap clap*Here we go /scrap/iggies here we go!*clap clap*
I'm up time to heem
>>153564751Fans of ONE1. Canada2. Dan Hooker3. Great Britain
>>153564744All white "people" (piggies) look and act like this.
What turned Dan Hooker gay?Porn, cutting too much weight, jiu jitsu, CTE, drinking and drugs, coping mechanism for losing or something else?
>>153564744Me at Suhoor and Iftar
>when that mango chutney hits
I’m fasting bro
>>153564846You're supposed to be eating with family and friends for RamadanKind of sad to eat all of that alone in the dead of night
Enjoying roast Rigby for Ramadan
Why do team khabib lose their shit because they can't eat during daylight?
>>153564872His partner is filming.
>>153564872That was his breakfast meal, 10 hours later they all hit a massive Iftar buffet
Glazed Iryna for Iftar.
Strange, sad posts from strange, sad people. The day /heem/ crew is pure garbage. Sad.
>>153565167Truthful statement I'm afraid
>>153565167We don't sign piggy's posts here.
Screw you retards, I will be back tomorrow when the fights are on
We are watching hockey
>>153565284Type of shit Dave from the pub posts on Facebook
>>153565284Class post hahaha
the difference between being artistic and autistic is what u r
>>153565284Type of shit Dave from the pub posts before suckling on a BLACK DADDY.
Pereddit has vacated.
>>153566405Oh my fucking GOOOOOOOOOD pereiera vacated his belt? Why would he do that?
My nigga really about to be the headliner of both ufc 300 AND white house card. Insane career
>>153566405Aspinall has probably hung himself. Dana's putting that drama queen on ice lmao
>>153566730Yo man how ya been? Been good? Fuck yeah lets go
>>153566405Another easy dub for jones.
>>153566748Stipe unironically had a worse situation and got a rematch because he didn't make a docu series bitching about it.
>>153566405Called it
poor tom...
>octagon pulse You guys are fucking retards
>dc>reyes>tommy r.why does everyone who disrespects jon live in a state of constant humiliation
Aspissreddit got obliterated, yikes
At least Whittaker went out on his shield, Aspinall is literally paying people to say nice things about him and his fake belt
We need to talk about the media day...
>>153558908Would beat the shit out of him and gently fuck his bussy after.
Asspinall is pissing and shitting an cumming his breeches right as we speak
>>153567446We don’t sign our posts here
Tomala xisters...
>Tom after getting his eye poked: Ow! My eye! I cannot see! If I keep fighting I'll lose! I can't even outstrike him with both eyes! Stop the fight!>Waldo after getting his eye poked: I'm not black I'm dominican papi *heems*
>>153567553Holy reddit
>>153567513I said the exact same thing and I was called an incel.
>>153562891
Waldo got eyepoked Tom got eyeraped
>>153567716You absolute simpleton.
>>153567730>"yeeeeah, dude">bonk>"wtf, bro.."
Tom Aspinall said his "eye injury" made him unable to play with his kids and then one week later was playing soccer with his "daddy" in Italy.
Assuming Pereira vs Gane who do you pick?
>Gane vs Alex for the vacant hw title I manifested this.
>>153567971Gane.
>>153567971Oh who would I pick? Well, it depends.
>>153567971Gane can wrestlefuck him, his wrestling has significantly improved as of late; Tom was supposed to be able to tackle him down and sub him like nothing, but instead had every takedown attempt stuffed.
>>153567971My heart says Alex but my brain and dick says Gane
>>153568091Gane has some offensive grappling yes but I’m yet to see evidence he can sub anyone who’s not a fat bum
Pereddit vs Volkov
>>153568091Gane resorting to wrestlefucking Pereira would be admitting that Pereira is the superior striker (he is)
>>153568298remember when a bunch of retards here thought that was real
>>153568347Gane is way superior to Alex. Poatan could never piece up Tom like Gane did
>bag a mistress>suck the meng>technically you are cheating on the mistress and not your aoifebig brain maneuvers by ckb
>>153568402Why not? Tom doesn’t have good defence and overextends, Tom would be shooting for sure against Alex
>>153568385No but I remember a bunch of inbred retards saying Aspinall annihilates Gane inside a minute.
tom aspinall? the same guy whos powerslap champ? didnt know he did ufc
Man I remember syrup sandwiches
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *SHITS XHER DIAPERS*
>>153568563well they were right that gane sucks its just that tom is even worse
Dan Hooker's hooker? That's pretty funny right? We should do something with that.
>>153569108hooker hair bhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiksQTc5qY4
>>153568446Hooker's woife probably knows he's hypersexual and has side chicks and side dicks all over the place. That's very typical for these bi lads
Dan Hooker has a wife and kids at home, why is he running around sucking dick and getting fucked in the ass and drinking cum and being gay?
>>153569284>sex>train>sleep>eatno room for being a father
>>153569284Schaub is a talented fighter, why did he give it all up to become a cawlmedian
>it’s for the cuckterrimAspinall derangement bros this doesn’t fit the narrative. how are we spinning this?
>>153569396Joe Ro gaslit him into an early retirement for some reason.
>>1535692129 minute mark, scauhb for about a minute is dropping "wild boys" a lot....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33ujfNFyetw
>>153569443Tomala is raped and retired.
>>153569443paramount era is back!
Potential two time interim heavyweight champion Cyril Gane
>>153569660The fate of all white piggys sadly
just took a close look at my long time spatula tossed that bum right in the trash
>>153570194Insignificant if true.
>>153567971Gane. alex's striking is overrated
>>153570323Ehhh, wrong
>>153567971gane's kinda chinny was getting wobbled or even dropped by fat blobs like tuivasa and spivac
>>153569443Gane has successfully cucked Tom out of 2 red panty nights already.
Got a mouthful of something hot and creamy for any anons with a hunger.
>>153554350The division is the worst it has ever been because the UFC keeps cutting mid levels gatekeeper types like Rozenstruik, Romanov, Buday and Almeida.
>>153558908this thing vs Amanda Nunes now
gane is an olympic wrestling silver medalist
>>153570379Bawawchickawawa!
>>153571119No he's not
is there a ppv next week?
Ciryl Gane’s achievements represent a turning point in the evolution of mankind.
scotus just heemed the tariffs b
>>153571447The ppv era is over man
Chowder is finally done and you're all still reeling over the news smdh
it's chowdah
>>153567971Gane will make Alex look like an old manAlso I'm out of the loop, Dookie Dan is a sausage hider? Makes sense, City KB probably has more fruits than a Thai street cart
>>153571447No more ppvs buddy.
"Bussy" is now a mma-related term thanks to dan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh3mm2U5ZQcmfw this was 40 years ago
This is unironically the most high iq move I have ever seen by a fighter. Genius implementation of a post-loss change in gimmick.
r/FemBoys won
>>153571852I will just watch it scrambled like I do my pr0n
Just knocked the fuck out of Travis Brown as schaub on undisputed 3
>>153572972You knocked the fuck out of Travis Brown as schaub on undisputed 3 ?I like that!
Hi heem long time no hearMy fellow Delija is fighting tomorrowAlso did you hear izzy and dan hooker are actually gay, and the reason why izzys tit was hanging was not from steroids but hooker sucking on it too hardWho would have gussed
>>153567971ciryl gane knocks him out within 2 rounds
>>153573251
Sean Strickland vs Nontony Meanders
>>153573536
>>153573881HahahahhahaLove it
30 hours until fluffy gets exposed and humiliated
>>153573959can't expose what has already been exposed mate
>>153573881kek why is he so mad, that's funny
30 hours until Strickraped spreads xer legs for Sexy Daddy Loads.Again.
>>153573959Fluffy was twisted into a pretzel by webmrel and hemt by Holland, B.
Citrus Slickland vs A Tony Hermantes
Sid Lacklan vs Anton Hermonde
Alex Pereira got knocked out cold by an african middleweight with titties, I fear what Ciryl Godne is going to do to him
>>153574375Alex pRiqia fot knowkdju fufu fefe
>>153574655
