Women's Ski Crosshttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/frs/sx/w/sx----------------/seed/--------/result>10:00 CET - Women's Ski Cross Seeding>12:00 CET - Women's Ski Cross 1/8 Finals>12:35 CET - Women's Ski Cross Quarterfinals>12:54 CET - Women's Ski Cross Semifinals>13:10 CET - Women's Ski Cross Small Final>13:15 CET - Women's Ski Cross Big Final
just seeding right now the races start in 2 bongs
>will be on the train for all of thisI suffer
>>153561820your fault for traveling during the olympics
I forgot the quals aren't PvP, fuck
>>153561840it's seeding not qualifiers
any cute racoon girls in this sport?
That track is ass. They have absolutely no speed at the beginning
>>153561840nothing else on
>>153561851how did we go from this to the current trashround up all italian organizers desu
>>153561851which year had a huge drop out of the start gate
>>153561857they were threatening to axe the sport with all the crashes
WU-TANG CLAN AIN'T NUTHIN' TA FUCK WIT
>>153561870they're calling them dragon backs on my broadcast
>>153561878dragon back deez nuts
>>153561864>sport cut for being too entertaining
>>153561864>just gut the winter olympics so there's only curling left
>>153561820where are you going to?
>It's the same thing as the snowboarding raceszzz
that based swede showed you can actually get something out of this track and it makes everyone else look like the stupid teenage amateur level they are at
>The speeds are so slow around this trackYou don't say.
not to be oblique but I would 'smith' her 'fanny', if you catch my drift
>>153561902I’m coming back from across the globe, just got to take the train home
is this the same track as the snowboard one?
>>153561941I don't catch your drift
>>153561949apologies for my coy insinuations. but I mean: would
Commentator just did a Pulp Fiction reference
>>153561954would what? please finish your sentence
>>153561944Yes.
damn they are flying
>>153561960I can only prostrate myself before you for my failings. What I mean is that I'd like her stimulating my prostate from behind me. Hope that I've finally achieved clarity in my expression
>32 runsI'll come back in an hour
I'd let her Rott give me the Klapp
after the jump where they land in almost a turn is where i think the snowboard track would go onwards and take a later turnit is snowed over and or the lines are removed so its hard to see clearly
What a shit course, I move faster putting out my trash bin
Why is the commentator of these snowboard/ski cross events always a horrid Aussie? Nobody wants to listen to this cringe accent
>losing sticks at the beginning
lmao
they said you can lose your sticks but you gotta have your skis when you finish so thats a DNF but still seeded
>>153562062could she have ran back and collect her skis and finished?
Why not make the sticks thicker like batons, so they can try to hit each other?
>>153562071i assume so then she should have gotten a time but either way shes last thus far
didn't they race without skis in this at previous olympics
>>153562072
>>153562087you mean snowboard?
>>153562093no in skicross
what exactly is a wutang
>>153562098you thought you saw them just running in the snow?
>>153562102its for the children
>>153562106oh fuck kek I meant poles
>>153562085ufff
>>153562106Would be based
>>153562085>Halfpipe and aerials on>Biggest crash is in the crossFeeling robbed.
>>153562130too many high priority events on at once
>>153561864So what about big air and half pipe then ? We saw teenagers being carried out on stretchers at every event lol
>>153561868>the way he flails his armslol
When they showed the highlights of Sandra Näslunds run right after The showing the runs of the last worst starters... holy fuck theres a huge difference visible to the naked eye in how you ride the track and the speed. The track rides the worse skiiers vs how the best skiiers ride the track. Made me kind of get more respect for this sport also. Pumping good is an art
>>153562426It just highlights how the track is awfully slow.
races starting soon
why is there only 3?
>>153562597china dns
fucking hate tv4
>>153562685tfw having both tv4 play plus and hbo max sport
hehe what are chile doing here?
>>153562685Its only to betala for TV4 plus goj.
>>153562712following brazil's footsteps
>>153562703duktig goj
My money is on the Swiss again>Fanny Smith
how has the racing been so far compared to snowboard cross?
>>153562734Massive skill difference in every race so far.
>>153562734TBD, first 2 just dusting everyone else and not bothering to pass
is there no americans in this?
>>153562725hayai
>>153562749banned
>>153562725are you allowed to poke them with your sticks?
IJK we'll choke like in snowboard.
Someone explain to these women what an inside line is
>>153562734the course seems boring compared to sbx
>>1535627654 real?
The asians are really slow at this. They're too little to make the ramps at the start.
That Ballet-Baz girl was in my school in Grenoble
>Jole GalliJesus Christ, that's a man isnt it?
>>153562787Got several warnings for twerking at the start line and continued to do so
Why does it matter who comes first vs. second in the quarter finals etc? As long as you get top two you move on. Wouldn't it be better to not tire yourself out and come in second?
This sport seems like it would be fun as fuck to do. Are there any tracks somewhere in the alps like this?
>>153562802Literally, wtf? How is this tranny allowed? I knew he was crushing as soon as I saw him
>>153562808good practise for the final
>>153562806so no
>>153562825he will never a woman
>>153562802Yes absolutely
>>153562825why is he allowed to compete with women?
she's not a man she's just italian, that's what italian women look like
>>153562825looks like the crypto FTX guy
>>153562834>>153562832>>153562830>>153562825>>153562818>>153562802I just assumed it was a man cause he looks like one but I can't find any source that it's a tranny. Maybe she's just really really ugly?
There’s no way I can watch the Brosbane Olympics, this accent is pure torture
>>153562841italian women usually look like goddesses
>>153562793She did it! Dramatic stuff
>>153562832>>153562845I genuinely believe it’s a tranny, this happens sometimes. There was a women’s weight lifting competition recently where the dude who won had to admit he was born a man, as well as a literal Olympic boxer. It happens. This is a dude. If it’s not known now it will be later
Sweden finishes 1st, france takes a close 2nd, germany takes a weak third, japan is in another timezone!
You guys tranny detector ar Way off, that's clearly a woman just from looking a the chin, the eyes and the small shoulders.
Guess i'll be rooting for canadia then
>>153562814Bumping this question, surely I'm not the only fucking person who skis here
>>153562861No the tranny weightlifter didn't even medal
>>153562865thisit's just a dyke that rocks the manly look
>>153562865When everyone’s immediate reaction to seeing a “woman” is to assume it’s a man, guess what It’s probably a man Humans have evolved to be really good at detecting these things
>>153562875https://www.espn.com/olympics/story/_/id/47117942/transgender-athlete-dishonest-says-robbed-world-strongest-woman
>>153562873of course you're the only one who skis here
>>153562873There are some on various swedish mountains, pretty popular usually poorly maintained. Then there are plenty of forest tracks that are pretty much the same but much tighter
>>153562845probably just high testosterone like that woman in skimo yesterdaythere's only one trans athlete apparently, she identifies as a man but isn't on testosterone and still competes in women's events lol
is there ever a lead change in these things?reminds me of the bmx racing from summer
this is much better than snowboard cross desudid I miss the men already?
>>153562913There were more in snowboard cross. Maybe when the field narrows there will be.
>>153562916women are first
>>153562902I wouldn't be surprised >>153562907Thanks, I'll check it out anon. Although Sweden is probably a bit farther away from me than the alps
>pitting all three swiss against each other in quartersabsolute disgrace
>>153562939It felt like there were a lot more than 3 swiss qualified
French coaches be like
>>153562939
>>153562936I remember liking the one in "Hemavan" but i havent checked it out this year and it's not that fun if you aren't a group. Random forest tracks should exist everywhere in the alps i imagine (never been there),
>>153562945there's still fanny smith who is our best one but this is so shitty that we have an automatic elimination
>>153562949@grok is this real?
>>153562936boarder cross started with a bunch of mates just snowboarding through forest trails get some friends and do that
>>153562955I think the line ups were drawn on the seeding times so its not totally 'random'
>>153562825>>153562832
>>153562939seed better
Ok I found there's a shitton of ski cross tracks in silvretta montafon. Any euro anons wanna join and race me?
>>153562949Um, how did he do it?
>Fanny Smith
>>153562916>this is much better than snowboard crossdefinitely noteveryone's so slow here and there's hardly any crashes
when is Fanny Smeller racing?
shambles
>Raked
>fanny smith>33>25 in picrelated Grim but she sure can ski
>>153562913>>153562924In the snowboard you could cut the inside of the corner and overtake everyone (skill issue of the riders I guess).Skis have more control so easier to cut off lines meaning no overtakes.
>>153562967has there ever been an /sp/ meetup?
>>153562982jesus christ
>>153562916>>153562972Both of snowboard and ski cross are only good freestyle skiing and snowboarding events
>>153562966Sneed
>>153562982total hag love
Holy mogging by Näslund
>>153562966>>153562955I'll seed Fanny
Swedish girls schooling these shitters
RIP
our commentators keep mentioning that the french have absolutely stellar materials
>>153562873dont really need a lot of tracksmost people dont realize this but 80% of training for olympic top performance is done in the gym
>>153563010and decent skis too
Get your Gold Silver Bronze predictions in NOW
>*normal race occurring*>WIIIYULD SCENES HEEYA!!!Get this Aussie subhuman out of here man I’m dying
>>153563010We're disadvantaged because our girls are cute and not ogres
>>153563011>gymlab.
This feels a bit... lame in comparison to the snowboarding variant.
>>153563020how stupid to they think we are to try and convince us the italian is a woman?
>>153563021I think he's a New Zealander
>>153563011I want to have fun not train for the Olympics retard >>153562988I'm sure there has, but I doubt there has been a ski one. Which is actually surprising considering you can stay pretty much anonymous when skiing
>>153563024it's easier to fall on a board than on skis
>>153563020jole gold for memes
SWEEEEET REDDITLINE
>>153563027You guys sound different??
>>153563020>Sandra>Fanny>MaierTo my extremely untrained eye
Chemmy Alcott in a short leopard print dress
Time for Germany to choke AGAIN
>SWEET CAROLINE OH OH OH
>>153563030Yeah. As a casual watcher I need a bit more chaos to enjoy this.
>>153563037yes obviously
>16 cousinwhat did they mean by that
>>153563037https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2gii2nenUg#t=38s
>>1535630404 years ago it was >Sandra gold>Marielle Thompson silver (Canada, eliminated earlier)>Fanny and Maier joint bronze on a photo finishSo they're the established racers I guess
>>153563049same
how is she so good
>>153563037It's a bit more obvious than the difference between you and Canadians The is and es sound different
LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOSHE TRIED TO PUSH HER OFF THE TRACK HAHAHAHA
>>153563042Absolute Rose
Germany might actually win something
>Getting knocked out of the olympics because you tried to crash out your opponentkekdirty fucking swiss.
>>153563060i love FOTC
cheating never wins
>>153562939We got done in like that at the snowboard
>sabatelle>36Wtf is going on in this sportWomen don't age THIS badly
>>153563024i think only with the POV cam you can really appreciate it
Kek wtf was that Swiss doing?
>>153563050How would you know nukie>>153563060lol>>153563066Interesting
>>153563062>on a photo finishactually no it wasn't>Smith initially crossed the line in third place and thought she had won the bronze medal. Daniela Maier of Germany finished fourth. However, following a 10-minute review by race judges, Smith was penalised for a clash with Maier, so at the awards ceremony on 17 February 2022, Maier was awarded the bronze.Eventually>Court of Arbitration for Sport decided both competitors will be awarded duplicate bronze medals and share third place
>>153563082yes they dothat's over twice spoiled
>>153563082looks fine for 36
>>153563088she would have won, if she'd just ski forward instead of shoving others
>>153563066never call me c*nadian again
>>153563089i'm from the US lol
TRANNY OUT
>letting swedes advanceshameful
BYE TRANNYKYS BTW
I'm placing a curse on the track.
>losing to women
>>153563105>wide hips and narrow shoulders Are you retarded
>>153563115Yes they are
So the final is the same as last year except a frog instead of a leaf. And we have the grudge match revisited.
>>153563115you haven't watched enough porn to know what you're talking about
>small final >battle for fifth place Lmao humiliation ritual
I'm worried
>chuds seething over people who aren't even tranny they really are retarded
>>153563115This, she's not a man. She does look like Ben Schwartz though
Im just glad the final has 4 different countries not just a swizzbowl
>>153563098You must be that Alaskan guy I met in Bangkok last year
>GenAI slop from Germany in the crowd
Trannies itt absolutely malding
>>153563105Honestly i thought that Swedish girl was guy too when they showed her face picture first time thinking it was men's turn
>>153563127As an enlightened chud I don’t make that kind of silly mistakes and I especially don’t fixate on it after being corrected
What's the point of this extra race? Letting the finalists rest up a bit?
Germany, are you ready to celebrate a gold after the A Final
>>153563144to finish the rankings/in case of DQs
>>153563091how do you even get more speed? being fatter?
>>153563145Nah, well Kwab to you as usual
>>153563144humiliation ritual
>>153563143Captain Tranny lost. Now half of all trannies must KWAB
>>153563156No, you will accept my jinx (that unfortunatly probably also is the truth)
do pro athletes approve of b/small finals?
>Competes as a man in a womans sport>Still losesPretty embarrassing.
KWAB
MAN DOWN
>>153563089Listen to how he says this as thes
JOE DOWN
kwab alert
TRANNY DOWN
lol here we go
oof
LOL
>>153563155poles
lol
>>153563182Got me laffin
>HRT drugs weakened the boneskek
>that jumpKek based Swiss
wtf is in the swiss woman's chunky butt?
>That bundaHonestly don't care if it's a guy.
>>153563209cheese and toblerone
>>153563182
>>153563209Nazi chocolate gold coins
Why does a crash count as a DNF if you still finish the race? Huh?
Im out of the loop, whats the backstory with the tranny comments
>>153563226You get caught by the invisible lava
>>153563230This is the italian who crashed>>153562825
>>153563230>>153562832
>>153563230retards seeing an ugly butch for the first time
Honestly from those pics, Swede looks like man too
>>153562825>>153562832>>153563230This is the woman Jole Galli
jeez the german chick is on a league of her own
Good stuff, German girl
YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS
La médaille en chocolat
>germany wins>not even an interesting country like swisserland
Well this was only logical
YEEEEEEEEE
lol france shutout
Good ending. Get fucked frenchie
German nationalism on the rise
THE GOLD REICH BEGINS NOW
Damn, gg
>>153563251what are you talking about? she was literally h2h with the swede but after contact with each other swede lost all of her speed
Cool fight between those 3
Congrats to Germany.
Kino final tbqh, was very close at parts
Amazing
>>153563262What's your problem
As long as Cantada doesn’t win, I’m happy :3
Cool finish and backstory
wow we medaled in something that isnt luge, bob or biathlon
>>153562825Jean-Ralphio?
>>153563239Yes we're not as used to it here
>>153563270true I forgot about that
>>153562916I think ot unironically is, you can do more pumping maybe with skiis so more things to do to go fast
>>153563287That was my thought as well
FFS we won't break the medal record of 2022
Those POV cams are insane, we need those live
>>153562845>Maybe she's just really really ugly?yes
>>153563303>all 4 of them live splitscreenyes
>>153563282France are winning another free biathlon gold in an hour or so. Need a chance to hate on you.
WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK
>>153563325league of evil nations
>>153563307Shame it looks a bit slow from a distance, this really shows how fucking intense such a race is
>>153563325Assume you'll get a couple of bobsleigh golds but are there any other chances to catch Italy?
Men's aerials finals starting in 5 minutes.
>>153563325Noooooooo
>>153563331>four of the least evil countries in the world
Ready for aerials, bros? Or is there a different general for that
>>153563344not really, most likely we will end at 8
>>153563344No, we'll probably slip back to 7th or something like that by the end of the day anyway
>>153563345>>153563351I would make a thread because someone who didn't watch this will make one anyway if you don't.(I won't be making the thread)
>>153563351>>153563369Over here: >>153561996
still doesn't come close to the best "cross" type sport, Rally Cross
>>153563301believe in frida
>>153563314>another free biathlon goldBiathlon is a lotery, you miss 1 target and it's over
>>153563496just don't miss
>>153563516Winning strat over the last few biathlon races has been to miss enough targets for a penalty lap at the first station.
were there any good overtakes or was it just>good start = gold
>>153563539Good start = gold.
