>Lap:#8349>Countdown to THE DEATH OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>153561553>>153543765>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:24>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:215>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:225 (224 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:GAS: 0COL: 0ALO: 0STR: 0ALB: 0>2026 WCC Standings:Alpine-Mercedes: 0Aston Martin Aramco-Honda: 0Atlassian Williams-Mercedes: 0Audi: 0Cadillac-Ferrari: 0>2026 WEC Standings:BOT: 0HAM: 0NOR: 0>News:Last afternoon of testin', soonModjannies deleting threads 400 posts in like a bunch of retardsDomenicalitard thinks teams should 'stay calm' (someone investigate his ties to m*rcedes)
reminder
Cunny
bravo jannies we will remember this
afternoon lads
>>153562677Cope
what have i missed in pre-season testing
anime
>I know Max, he loves F1 and won't quitwhat do you think said this
>>153562677>lando>absolute dogshit at any aspect of racingthis made my sides explode for some reason and idk why, lol
Post-raceBy winning, Räikkönen ended his record 114-race winless streak which had lasted since the 2013 Australian Grand Prix and included 14 second-place finishes.[30][31]On his cooldown lap, Räikkönen thanked his engineers over the radio, noting his wait for the win with "fucking finally". In the post-race media conference, he was characteristically reserved, remarking "it doesn't change my life one bit" and that the victory "hadn't really been a big deal", but that he was pleased to have improved the record of his second Ferrari stint and delivered a win for the team.[32]
why was last bred wiped?
>>153562695rari and rb are surprisingly fastmedshitters are still shitaston/honda/newey fucked up, probably bottom half of grid(if not dead last, or second last above cadi)merc... are either sandbagging or 2 seconds faster than everyonemclel are still fastlando is quickps3 is quick
>>153562718subhumans man
>>153562718jeets jeeting
>>153562695Mercedes has the 2014 cheat engineFerrari has god-tier starts and meme aeroAston Martin? More like Asston Shartin
Assuming Red Bull and Mercedes aren't sandbagging... Chuck will win the Australian Grand Prix
>>153562738>
edd
Aston Martin-Ferrari in 2027 as confirmed by digits
>tfw ywn have stratmommy autistically clap for youwhy even live
>>153562722>probably bottom half of gridPretty generous considering that they still haven't covered a full race distance in a single run unlike all the other teams including Cadillac.
>>153562722>aston/honda/newey fucked up, probably bottom half of grid(if not dead last, or second last above cadi)the last time newey did this, one of his drivers died
why are people blaming the honda PU being dogshit on Newey
>>153562783does it really matter who we blame, aston are still shite
melbourne race results:norpiaverlecrusanthadham
>>153562774Which McLaren driver died in 2003?
>>153562666Thanks, Satan Ocon. Very cool.
melbourne race results:rusamxlecnorpiamonkey
>>153562860incrediblebut imagine if he actually starts 11th and races up at that speed into a packed gridsomeones gonna die
how did they deal with start tyrrbo lag in the 80s? redline, dump the clutch and burnout off the line?
>The McLaren MP4-18 (sometimes stylised as McLaren MP4/18) is a Formula One car which was built with the intention to compete in the 2003 Formula One season. The car, designed by Adrian Newey, Mike Coughlan, and Neil Oatley, was a radical new design>At the 2003 San Marino Grand Prix, Ron Dennis was asked on when the MP4-18 would debut, answering cryptically, "No sooner than Canada and no later than Silverstone.">Norbert Haug, then Vice-President of Mercedes-Benz, commented in June, saying that "I have never seen a more impressive car [the MP4-18].">The effects of the radical design changes were immediately clear at the MP4-18's test debut at the Circuit Paul Ricard. Straight away, the car faced overheating problems due to the small area within the sidepods (in which the radiators are situated) that did not allow for the decompression of heated gas or air.>This was quickly amended in the second test, with two holes punched at the rear of each sidepod, just below the "Mercedes" logo on the car.>However, this did not resolve their problems, with the Mercedes engine proving to be delicate and requiring more cooling than expected.>The cooling problems were so severe that Marc Priestly mentioned the car was coming back from every test "on fire", requiring the constant presence of fire extinguishers in the pit box.>At another test in Jerez, McLaren test driver Alexander Wurz suffered a large shunt due to floor delamination, the cause of which was never determined.>At the Barcelona tests in June, Kimi Räikkönen did not fare well either, shunting at the final turn, bruising his knee and writing that chassis off. Räikkönen was said to have vowed to never drive the car again>Wurz successfully tested the MP4-18 for 330 km (205 mi) in Austria; however, when he came back into the pits it was determined that the internal temperature of the gearbox had reached 120 °C (248 °F), causing delamination.
>>153562901they learned how to copebut seriously, like this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LId5SKxljqs
TOTAL HONDA GENOCIDE>TOTAL HONDA GENOCIDETOTAL HONDA GENOCIDE>TOTAL HONDA GENOCIDETOTAL HONDA GENOCIDE>TOTAL HONDA GENOCIDE
>>153562764i like her pierced nipples that you can see through her shirt sometimes
>>153562783it's not just the honda PU, it's also the thermal management which is an issue, which is a result of the combined packaging efforts across the entire car combining the chassis, aerodynamics, etc. honda doesn't design the engine in isolation without any aston martin input. aston martin tells them what they need and newey in particular is known for shrink-wrapping his designs as much as mechanically possible so that may be compromising the engine
>>153562901it just means you wait more to go full throttle, idk how the turbo in those engines worked but in typical race cars you wont even fully spool up the turbo until you're like 70-80% throttle and even in modern piss pant turbo hybrids you arent full throttle until you're like 3-4 gear
>>153562993>>153562901for the starts, they basically kept the revs high and off they went with lights out, trying to keep the throttle as wide open as they could while managing the fishtailing. there's no other way to really do itas for the racing, some drivers got on full power before they even touched the apex so that they'd be on full boost exiting the corner, other drivers kept the turbo spooled at all times by feathering the throttle (like senna) throughout every phase of the corner
Will they even race in Australia? I think they might skip the whole weekend to avoid the embarrassment
>>153562764what is her rear end aero strategy?
>>153562764holy motherbearing hips
>>153563038I think the embarrasment would be much worse if they didn't. Stroll would have them lined against the wall.
>>153563044you mean childbearing? lol
>>153562954>Complaining about Honda when Newey built a chassis that cooks it.
>>153562783Verstappen dragging a Newey car that should have been 7th in the standings to a WDC really got into his head and he went way overboard with the car design, leaving no space for the engine or gearbox to function properly
>>153563081Why would he build a shit chassis to accomodate for a shit engine that sudokus itself if it runs too much? I would rather have a super shit car first if that means it can get good in time if the engine improves.
>>153563061how the vpn going?
>>153563117>muh hondaremember MCL? remember Toro Rosso?
>>153563069if the babby is girl then she will eventually become a mother
>>153562954also blame asston for making the gearbox out of cotton candy
Chuck's Suck and Fuck
>>153563069i think he is cunny posting
>>153563044just the other day i saw a tiktok girl with some crazyyyy hips, like crazyyyyy
>>153562666Yeah I'm thinking we relented
fact: kwablonso will fuck off one day and the team will improve massively without him shitting it up and medshitters will blame "bad luck"
>>153563117He's human, not infallible. The side pod design ain't delivering enough air to cool the engine properly. They have one of the more "extreme" side pod designs.And I think they're running it with high rake to try and make up for missing cooling, making the car handle even more shit.
remember lads: germanic flag: medshitternordic flag: abdul
How will>Ferrari>Mercedes>F1commemorate Schumi's last win now that it's been 20 years?
>>153563212What was that, Pajeet?
>>153563165alonso's fate at least has comedic value, your dalit streetshitter self shitting up thread after thread is just pathetic on the other hand
>>153563141Jews are desperately trying to kill 4chan because it is too based and too powerful. We must stand strong and keep it alive.
hmm interesting
>>153563250when servos had sovl
Alonso will learn enough Japanese to say "F2 engine" in Honda's language at Suzuka
>>153563187I know he's not a wizard, but my point is that if you intend to have a good car at some point this year it doesn't make sense to start with a bad package that is designed to help a bad PU.If Honda gets their shit together, and that's a big if because they had almost no time to develop, it's better to have a chassis that can take advantage of it.I think that's Neweys approach. He doesn't like to make mediocre or conventional stuff. It's just a big gamble. He could be wrong and the result a complete fiasco, but who knows.
Who will stall on the line in Melbourne? Who will run into a stalled car?My bet is on Colapinto and Bottas stalling and Stroll running into one of them.
>there will come a day when people will no longer know what "gimi" means
BREAKING: Fernando Alonso will hold a press conference 90 minutes from now. According to Antonio Lobato it will be an announcement of some sort.
>>153563311keep in mind that newey arrived relatively recently and this is a radically different set of regulationsthere was talk of honda dispersing the old F1 PU team across the entire company and that's why they're struggling on their end, so if you combine that with newey's radical approach, he might be asking too much from honda
What is official 0-100 km/h for these cars if they have to rev up for 10 seconds?
>>153563371YUKI IN
>>153563371Kek
>All cars look great, both proportionally and in liveries>Technical regulations look to be the worst everIt's not fair.
>Alonso rage quits mid season>Stick Yugi in>Aston get huge upgrade package>Yugi WDC
>>153563266yeah, it's pretty funny when a random petrol/service station looks nicer than even the most well-funded architectural buildings today, ain't it?
yes, i would still do Ruth in the missionary anal position for the sole purpose of having heaps of fun
>honda shortly after dropping kwablonso: wdc>mclaren shortly after dropping kwablonso: wdc and wcc>renault immediately after dropping kwablonso: wdc AND wcc 4 years in a row>mclaren immediately after dropping kwablonso (2008): wdcdropping kwablonso is the single most reliable predictor of success in formula 1
>>153563371i hate sociatobut this is goodno more beauty
>>153563363not on my watch
>>153563387>>153563405Yuki is tied to Red Bull/VCARB as a reserve driver. Jak Crawford is Aston's 3rd driver.
>>153563371
>>153563445>KwabfordMight as well put Drugovich in the car and cash in on the Brazilian sponsors.
>>153563459Would Andretti let him go?
>>153563459Drugovich is a race driver in Formula E now and cut ties with Aston.
Was Newey just a driverbabby like Brawn after all?
Lelhttps://x.com/F1/status/2024589557468123345
>>153563385>there was talk of honda dispersing the old F1 PU team across the entire company and that's why they're struggling on their endYeah, you can't really blame them too much, and honestly the best decision was most probably to stick with the mercedes engine. I get wanting to have complete control over the manufacture but this was the worst year to do that.
>>153563495
>>153563472Am seeing a dramatic lack of "Newey is pure shit bro" posting.
crofty always seems so bored when the other guy is talking
>>153563422>>mclaren shortly after dropping kwablonso: wdc and wcc"shortly" being 8 years>>renault immediately after dropping kwablonso: wdc AND wcc 4 years in a row"immediately" being 4 years
>>153563532wtf is a crofty
>>153563537>unironically replying to the indian spambot
>>153563550i just want to make sure that everybody knows that he's a retard
>>153563555go do a land acknowledgement somewhere instead and fuck off
>>153563555i think we all do, sometimes some retards play a bit with him, but even them are well aware of the fact
>>153563537>"immediately" being 4 yearskwablonso was with renault in 2009, bro
>change start procedures to negate the Ferrari advantage>change the battery deployment to negate the Redbull advantagethis season will be even less valid than 2005
>>153563591then he made the engine perform well for the next year
>>153563555fair point, but all know that he is indian
>>153563610retard
this mf
>>153563610redpill me on 2005 mario
>>153563610>change compression test to negate merc advantagethe rules are a shitshow
>>153563661>change that will only happen after most of the season is donea shitshow indeed
>>153563661what are you saying??? they are allowing them 6 months of advantageall eventambientstop acting as if you dont read my posts
>>153563683get ready to see this meme again but with lewis' face
>>153563612and not just any kind of indian, but the lowest of the low dalit caste that even other saars treat as subhuman
Mercedes trick is not the engine compression ratio, is something else that is being well hidden.After the summer break the gap from them will obviously get smaller because teams would keep developing while Merc will increase focus on 2027 as usual for a dominant force; everyone will claim the clamp down worked but Merc will be able to gloat about still being the best despite the "unfair" change
it's gonna be another good start of the season for ferrari that they will totally fuck up later into the season and end up 4th behind mclel, m*rcedes and redbull
ze HAARP
>>153562677The seethe is off the charts
people who use the term "road relevance" when talking about F1 should be slapped out of the conversation, in fact, any person who says F1 is about pushing the technological envelope at this point should be slapped out of the conversation
based gasly dabbing on jorj
Did /ourguys/ from Maranello cook?
merc slower than the renault
>kwablonso's team will finish last
>>153563809>F1 is about collecting as much money as possible, especially from the middle east.Is that the sort of honesty you prefer?
>>153563878F1 is actually a front for a global child-trafficking operation
>>153563907f1 is actually a humiliation ritual for medshitters
>indog replies to my fpbp trvthnuke two times out of sheer asshurt
>>153563910a dalit streetshitter like you most definitely knows all about lifelong humiliation
>>153563907almost every mcpedo investor is the part of thisthis is why they allowed them to cheat for 2 seasons in a row
>cars go vroomheh
>>153563930good evening
George is going to need Merc to push him forward at the expense of his teammate same as Lando did
>>153563532That's typical of egomaniacs, yeah
Jensen butthole
>>153563724>hamilshit>getting ahead enough to be crushed like chuck
>>153563878i prefer honestly in all of its forms, naked or ugly
>ferrari jumps 10 positions every start>nobody can overtake>strategi regretti will happen and they lose anyway
>>153564114it'll be an improvement over what he had last year so i expect at least one smile out of him this year
>Aston Martin is finished for the day.>After six laps in total for Lance Stroll, team statement says it has completed its test programme. #F1
>>153564185>asston shartinkw(a)b
it's a miracle how anyone in honder's f1 program can walk given how often they shoot themselves in the foot
>same engine that won 80% of the wdcs since 2021>same designer who won 80% of the wdcs since 2021that's some next level shitting
I didn't think it was possible to have a car this terribly unreliable in modern F1 given all the simulation tools and improvements in manufacturing technology. Can Aston even survive free practice?
>>153564185its actually over for them isn't it?they basically haven't tested the car
>>153564284>Can Aston even survive free practice?no>>153564289>its actually over for them isn't it?yes
REVERSE DOWNFORCEwe should exploit this to make vehicles go up
>>153564332>>153564256why are there so many pajeets itt
>The preseason is over for Aston Martin. The team will not run anymore today, as confirmed by Pedro de la Rosa. "Six lap was the goal", he said.>the goalover over
>>153564357>why are there so many pajeets itt
>>153564371>>why are there so many pajeets itt
>>153564256man.. normies and hulkenberg praise, is there a more iconic duo>i thought he had potential, but he never achieved anything. thats so relatable.
>>153564390give me a choice between current hulkenberg and "prime" kwablonso and i pick hulkenberg 100 times out of 100
not me btw
>>153564390kek, couldn't have said it better myselfdrivers end up exactly where they belong
SIX (6)?1
>>153564390b-but he won le mans that one time...
>aston so good they can do in 6 laps what other teams need 150 to accomplishfeels good alonsobros
>>153564419>hamil belongs at the topnah
>>153564390>>153564419>>153564441browns and seething at hulkenberg, is there a more iconic duo
>>153564338>we should exploit this to make vehicles go upThis.
>>153564457he got into the best car, that's all there is to it
>>153564406
>>153563639Alonso is still getting karma'd 20 years later for that farce
>>153564481retard
>>153564477Based. F1 still deny this
>>153564338hmmm interesting
https://www.the-race.com/formula-1/mercedes-f1-rivals-might-now-vote-down-their-own-engine-proposal/>Mercedes' F1 rivals might now vote down their own engine proposal>The ‘cold and hot test’ proposed by the Power Unit Advisory Committee (PUAC) is set to be voted on by the five power unit manufacturers within the next 10 days, but may not get the four manufacturer votes required to carry it through to submission to the FIA. >The reason is that some manufacturers were pushing for a ‘hot-only’ test in order to configure their power units to exceed the 16:1 limit when cold and then have them drop down to the regulation limit when up to operating temperature.>The cold and hot test would thwart that plan, essentially because the ‘compliant at all times’ part of the regulations originally used against Mercedes would, in this case, be used against those complaining.>So we now have the somewhat bizarre situation of rival manufacturers potentially voting against their own initiative.
>imagine glazing Alonso in 2026 after he sold his butthole to Lawrence Stroll and got thoroughly exposed by asston shartin as a carbabbycouldn't be me desu
2007 kwablonso vs kwabmilt*n qualifying head-to-head:>kwabmilt*n out-qualified kwablonso 10-7, with kwabmilt*n securing 6 pole positions to kwablonso's 2 (kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007)
>>153564459dalit streetshitters and shitting up everything all the time is a much more iconic duoso iconic in fact, that other streetshitters gave you a special status to highlight your achievements
>>153564357its mostly one or two, and probably a spamboteither way, indians must be wiped from the face of the earth
>>153564390he had potential, and he quite literally got fucked over by the venezuelan government, fucking commies. There is a world where he went to merc instead of lewis and that world is a lot less gay than the one we currently live in
>>153564481explain the farce to me, i was a year old in 2005
>>153564571lauda wanted a trained monkey and he did everything he could to get one
idk, i think you are being insufferable todaylike chill a bit, enjoy the suntoday is a beautiful day, unlike in f1 where beauty not longer exists
>>153564586i chuckled at that one
>>153564529Who are you quoting?
>>153564584zoomer
FACT: medshitters forced mick schumacher out of f1 for being too white and mogging them on the global stage
>>153564598>enjoy the sun
>>153564606no onei just like the text being green instead of black
>>153564626skill issue
Why have Audi turned up with the most boring livery in F1 history?
>>153564614and yet still old enough to post hereanswer the question instead of deflecting, im not the indian with a canadian vpn
>sky and their fucking obnoxious musicjust stop
Red Bull sucks at s2
>>153564664The globohomos banned tire changes to stop Schumacher from winning 10 wdcs in a row. That's basically all there is to it.
>>153564664its just that in 05 they made tire changes, they were only allowed to use 1 set of tires for all the race, because muh save the planetthats it
Sky Sports F1’s youtube channel is streaming the test in ravioli language, I think they forgot the geoblocker
>>153564694>>153564697huh. Im okay with alonso only having won 1 championship if that meant the monkey never gets close to schumachers record
MCLERINI RIGGITINI
Joe Lee and Palmer says the order in Melbourne will be:McLarenMerc POWER GAP (literally)RBRFerrari GAPRacing BullsHaasAudiAlpineGAPCadillacWillyGAPAston Martin
>>153564705fomtards
>>153564701Oh shit, thanks for mentioning that. I was stuck with some random stream with crofty in it.
>>153564704schumi had 97 stolen from him as well
>>153564707Alpine and Williams will easily compete with Ferrari and RB when they get full power
>>153564707Who’s she?
>>153564705>>153564711
Colapa
Just FYI, Pokemon Fire Red/Leaf Green is being re-released next week for Switch/Switch 2$19.99 on Nintendo eShop USA€17.99£25.99 on Nintendo eShop UKShould pass the time nicely betwixt end of testing and start of Melbourne GP
>>153564796based
>>153564796if you want i can give that rom for 10€
>>153564833the pound cost more than the dollar
>>153564796you can literally play that shit for free in your browser
>>153564844That should make it cheaper
>>153564829keke
>>153564796>Paying almost double the price of USI don't even have a switch, but where does the pricing even come from if it's a digital store?
>>153564742>>153564707Oda Mako, she's mine btw
>>153564796I would genuinely buy a pokemon game that look like this pic
>>153564796I'll be sure to check it out, hopefully it runs well on the Switch that I bought and own legally>>153564833More paypigs to milk
>>153564516Wow what a chad
I was always more of a Digimon kid
>>153564762El Musical
IT'S HAPPENING
The reason they don't allow two cars running is because they need time to do 'grill the grid'
Has Fernando made his announcement yet
Not convinced Aston will even race in Melbourne, it's that bad
>>153564796>£25.99>5500 yen>Nihonjin get it for 2000LMFAO
>>153564796>modern gaming>look inside>its nothing but re-releases and remasters from games 25 years agopass
>>153565002Sony have just shut down a studio they bought 5 years ago (that pretty much solely makes remakes and remasters)
Chuck to sneed the entire grid in 2026? I wouldn't mind
>>153564909+1, studios should focus on sovl instead of slop but they rarely get it right
>>153564338Sounds like a good idea anon
Where should I post about vrooms now that 4chan is sending your post history to israel?Question.
>>153565011no Bloodborne for PS6>>153565020agreed, most modern games are soulless af
>>153565027Mail all your f1 opinions directly to Israel, try to get an IDF babe to fall in love with you for your great tales
>>153565027>now
>>153565041
>>153564987if the stars align they may get 107% ruled
>>153564796Does the game look like that?? Looks good.But it doesn't look like that, does it? It's just a fucking port, isn't it?
>>153565077>Does the game look like that?no>It's just a fucking port, isn't it?yes
Did you also watch F1 youtubers as a kid? TM’s cucumber challenge was based
>>153564796>buying a re-release of a re-releaseshiggy diggy
>6 (six) laps
>fighting for podiums in 2023>fighting to finish a race in 2026
>>153564584it was the only year in history where you had to use one set of tyres for both qualifiers and the whole race, you could only change tyres after a puncture, a rule made exclusively to stop Ferrari from keep winning and gift a title to Michelin backed teams. Nothing of the sort ever happened since.
>Norris 1Ohoooooooooooo you people must be seething for this hohohohoho. Reminder. This is just the beginning :)
is there a real chance aston won't qualify for melbourne?
ONEUNO SATU
peak aerodynamic head shape
>>153565205imo yes
>>153565086Zank yuu, twenty dorrah prease
>>153565205it's about time we add more entries to this list
>>153565236>>153565268>invests a metric ton of cash for development of new facilities, staff contracts, etc>car is unironically worse than a brand new team's>can't travel to the island anymore to drown his sorrows
requesting copypasta edit of stephen a smith rant about mick schumacher
DM reporting that Norris and Raducanu are “close friends”
>>153565334yes, i would do both of those girlshow did you know?
>>153565334That cake looks gross
>>153564338what cp means?
>>153565334I would have no idea who this is if it wasn’t for /sp/
>>153565364not sure if bait or just retardation
Is it our year this timeQuestion
>chuck topping the timing on the last dayIt's over, fucking retard.
this is not ferrari's yearthis is not ferrari's yearthis is not ferrari's yearthis is not ferrari's year
>>153565407Who is Chuck?
>>153565374Its just looks like a pile of slop
